00:00Our company's performance this year was through the roof.
00:03You'll all be getting your bonuses by the end of the day.
00:06There is just one little thing.
00:08Apparently this year you can't use your bonus to buy slime.
00:17Yes, question.
00:19How is that possible?
00:20Well, the bonuses are on a prepaid card this year.
00:24And I guess if you try to use it to buy slime, it won't work.
00:29I don't know.
00:29Are you trying to screw up my life?
00:32You keep getting it in the carpet and the janitors can't get it out.
00:35I get it in the carpet all over my house and it's fine like that.
00:39You got it in my hair.
00:40I get it in my hair all the time.
00:43You just have to get a haircut.
00:44I didn't want a haircut.
00:46Then you should have caught it when I tossed it to you.
00:48You also keep a giant bucket of it in the break room fridge and it takes up way too much
00:52space.
00:53It needs to be kept cool or it won't work at its full potential.
00:56So do our lunches.
00:57What if that's my lunch?
00:58The slime is your lunch?
01:00It doesn't matter now!
