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Craving My Brother's Best Friend HD
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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut
00:01:37starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Mom.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Alice.
00:02:54Hi.
00:02:54Yo, Allie.
00:02:55Quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08All right?
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:14We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Rowan.
00:03:17Rowan.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Rowan.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right, bye-bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't wanna open
00:03:56it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:07That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I haven't had any signal.
00:04:15So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:18Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:21Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:25Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:36me.
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go.
00:04:39Actually, I have to go.
00:04:40Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:49New city.
00:04:50New school.
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad, and I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect
00:04:56abs.
00:05:14What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:24I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:27Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:30And more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47Um, if he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:03He loves them.
00:06:11Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:25Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show em regression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:42You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46Hmm.
00:06:46We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:00Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:09Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:15Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:33You looking for me?
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:38What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:41He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:45Who else could it be?
00:07:47Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:49You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:53Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:06It's all right.
00:08:07Uh, I...
00:08:08I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:19Hey, well, great.
00:08:21Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:23Put it down!
00:08:28What's that?
00:08:29Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:30I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay.
00:08:32I can just...
00:08:33I don't want to...
00:08:33I don't want to...
00:08:44I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:49I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:51And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:55The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03I slipped.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:11It's just a joke.
00:09:13Seriously?
00:09:16Kevin just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:19Don't look.
00:09:20It's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:23Unmenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:26Kill me now.
00:09:33What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes, it did.
00:09:43You've just been waiting.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is it?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:49Oh crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:53I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:09:59Missed my message?
00:10:01You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think.
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:08Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:10Hold on.
00:10:11You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:17You know, Chad is a walking SGD.
00:10:19He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:20Are you into that?
00:10:21We're doing a school project together.
00:10:23Ah, a school project.
00:10:24Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:35Chad is deleted.
00:10:36What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37Stop.
00:10:38They're already done.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:41That's not fair.
00:10:43Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because, listen.
00:10:45You're my business now.
00:10:47So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said, take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:56I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:10This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:14The car.
00:11:16The moonlit night.
00:11:17And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:19I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:23Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:26This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:29My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:36Yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:40Faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:42What?
00:11:43Are you all right?
00:11:44Are you all right?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:45I need a little bit of air.
00:11:46It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:50Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just like...
00:12:04Oh my god.
00:12:05Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:07I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:11You have double XL condoms, you see?
00:12:14I'll tell you this.
00:12:15It's for grownups.
00:12:16Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19They use your prints.
00:12:20There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:24What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:33Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:37You basically attacked me.
00:12:38I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:48I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:49I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:51I'm such an idiot.
00:12:53Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:00Excuse me?
00:13:01There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:04No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:06Me and you're gonna share your liability with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:10Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:17I'm your roommate.
00:13:18And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:22So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27We're roommates.
00:13:28And that means we're equals.
00:13:30Mm-hmm.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:34So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:38And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:42make sure that you're safe.
00:13:43Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:49Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No.
00:13:53Pro Max.
00:13:54Not when he looks like that.
00:13:58You're a primal thing.
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:07Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:14You don't control what I do.
00:14:17Yes, I do.
00:14:30Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:33Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:40Lingerie?
00:14:41Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:47I am not letting Rita win.
00:14:50I'm your roommate.
00:14:51And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:53Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:03Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:05Come on.
00:15:06Get up, get up, let's go.
00:15:08Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:10Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:21Oh my god.
00:15:23Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:28Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:38Thanks.
00:15:39At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:43You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:49Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:52Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:56Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:13I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:23Shit.
00:16:24I don't have any guy friends here. Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:29What's the matter?
00:16:31No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:35She's stalling.
00:16:36She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:38You can't get a guy?
00:16:40You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:44Just give me a second.
00:16:55Hey, Allison.
00:16:56Yeah, I...
00:17:03That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:06But you're so thirsty.
00:17:08Lick it up.
00:17:14Lick it up.
00:17:23Rhett?
00:17:26What's up?
00:17:27Where are you?
00:17:28I am.
00:17:29I'm at Club Five.
00:17:29I, um...
00:17:31I lost a dare.
00:17:33Yeah?
00:17:34What kind of dare?
00:17:37I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:40Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:44a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:46Come on, Brett. Please, this is serious. Can you just come get me?
00:17:50No, Allison. You know what? You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:54Brett, please!
00:17:58How dare you even think, Brett? He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:03You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:08I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:15Where do you think you're going?
00:18:17Grab her.
00:18:18Nope! Get off of me!
00:18:20You lost the dare. You paid the price.
00:18:24You need to loosen up.
00:18:26You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:28We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:44What was that?
00:18:47Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:54Please.
00:18:55Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:57A dare is a dare.
00:18:58Stop fighting.
00:19:01I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:03Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:13Please.
00:19:14Please stop.
00:19:15You're getting this?
00:19:16That's what gets used.
00:19:19Hey, asshole!
00:19:32Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:38Oh!
00:19:45Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:48Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:51I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:52She's practically begging for it.
00:20:04You know, I better not see any videos of this online.
00:20:06Or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:09And that goes for everybody.
00:20:11I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:13Does everybody understand that?
00:20:17Great.
00:20:18Well, then delete them right now.
00:20:21Yep.
00:20:24You okay?
00:20:26Come on.
00:20:27Let's go.
00:20:35Hey!
00:20:36Hey!
00:20:37What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:39Sneaking out?
00:20:40Going to a place like this?
00:20:42What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:45What did you mean back there?
00:20:50Back where?
00:20:52When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:57The literal meaning.
00:20:59I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:03I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:05And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:10I know.
00:21:11Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:13Hey.
00:21:13Always causing trouble.
00:21:15Please, just put this out.
00:21:17Happy?
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:23Well, you know what?
00:21:23I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:26Like I'm desperate?
00:21:27No, that's not true.
00:21:28I know.
00:21:29Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:30Bullshit.
00:21:31You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:32Okay?
00:21:33These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:35I know.
00:21:36I know.
00:21:37Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend and I know that I'm a pathetic loser and I know
00:21:41that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:43That's not true.
00:21:45Fuck Rita.
00:21:47Fuck everybody.
00:21:49Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:51I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:53I want to be liked.
00:21:54I want to be wanted.
00:21:55And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:58I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:00I'll always be there.
00:22:01So what does that mean?
00:22:04What does that mean for us?
00:22:05What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:08I'm losing my mind.
00:22:10I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:13All I can think, just this once.
00:22:18What?
00:22:21Say it.
00:22:22Just say it.
00:22:22I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:25Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:27No.
00:22:28It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30That is not true.
00:22:31Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:34Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:36I can't.
00:22:39You can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:42So you know what?
00:22:43Just forget it.
00:22:45Forget I said anything.
00:22:48I'm done begging you.
00:22:49I'm done.
00:22:50No, Allison.
00:22:50Listen, Allison, stop that.
00:22:58Listen, Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:03Why?
00:23:04Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:09It says that you have to stop.
00:23:13Please don't stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:35What are you doing, Bruce?
00:23:38Ruining everything.
00:24:00I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:03Talk to me.
00:24:03I FaceTimed Ron.
00:24:08What is he doing?
00:24:09Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:17Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:18Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:19What?
00:24:20Allie called me, dumbass, and I had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:25So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:29your ass.
00:24:29It was an accident, okay?
00:24:32We just...
00:24:33I butt-dialed you.
00:24:35We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:40And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:44Okay?
00:24:44Chill.
00:24:45Really?
00:24:46Yeah, look.
00:24:50It's really dry, okay?
00:24:51My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:55All right.
00:24:56Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take your two, I don't know, like, urgent care right now or
00:25:00something.
00:25:00I need you to take care of that.
00:25:01I was, uh, I was going to you right after.
00:25:03I got it.
00:25:06Peace.
00:25:06Bye.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:10That was really, really close.
00:25:13Dave, what's up?
00:25:15What's going on?
00:25:15You should...
00:25:16You forgot something.
00:25:17No, Ellie.
00:25:18It's late.
00:25:18Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:20Hey, Allison.
00:25:22Stop.
00:25:28Quit acting so childish.
00:25:33You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:37is you.
00:25:45All right, ladies.
00:25:46Physical assessments today.
00:25:49Allison, you're up first.
00:26:22Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:25You're looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:28You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:31Shut up.
00:26:39Hey, uh...
00:26:40Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:45Hmm?
00:26:54Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:00Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:04Hmm. I'm okay.
00:27:07Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:14Uh, she's with me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:19Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:22That's right. She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:26Choose me.
00:27:31Walk away, Chad.
00:27:33Right now.
00:27:35Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:42What are you doing?
00:27:44What?
00:27:44Are you jealous or something?
00:27:46No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:48What was that?
00:27:48I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:50Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:00All right, come on.
00:28:02You first.
00:28:08Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:10You ready, Ricky?
00:28:12I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:14But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:20You want to play?
00:28:22Fine. Let's play.
00:28:54What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:56I'm not doing anything.
00:28:57Stop it.
00:29:00Stop where?
00:29:03Switch positions!
00:29:06You're turned.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:10Shh.
00:29:18Whenever you're ready.
00:29:20She's trying to kill me.
00:29:22And it's working.
00:29:28She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:30It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:33Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:41What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49You okay, Brett?
00:29:51I'm okay.
00:29:52And done.
00:29:53Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:55You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:29:59Really?
00:30:00Wow, thank you.
00:30:04Congratulations.
00:30:06Good flirting, you two.
00:30:12You're welcome.
00:30:30Oh, my...
00:30:32Oh, my God.
00:30:32It's fucking hot.
00:30:34It's hot.
00:30:34It's hot.
00:30:36Oh, my God.
00:30:38Oh, my God.
00:30:39Oh, my God.
00:30:41No problem.
00:30:42Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:45Here.
00:30:47Jesus.
00:30:47I'm so sorry.
00:30:49It's fine.
00:30:50Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:52I need brain bleach, but damn it.
00:30:55How do I unsee that?
00:30:56How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:30:59Okay, it's fine.
00:31:00Just, it's okay.
00:31:01Just forget it, okay?
00:31:02I'm doing laundry.
00:31:03I'm sorry I slipped milk on you.
00:31:05I, um, didn't.
00:31:07You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:09And it.
00:31:11And neither are you.
00:31:12You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:13You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:15And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:17Yeah, okay.
00:31:18I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:19Listen, I just.
00:31:22Why aren't you still here?
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:26This is my morning routine.
00:31:27I don't know.
00:31:28It's 8.30.
00:31:29Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today?
00:31:31It's 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:33What?
00:31:34Nobody told me that.
00:31:35Had.
00:31:37Oh my God.
00:31:38She's going to kill me.
00:31:38Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:39This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:40She's going to, she's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:43Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44It's okay.
00:31:44Well, I'll, I'll, I'll direct you to you.
00:31:46Okay.
00:32:00Get all your stuff?
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:02Um, I have to go.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:05Thanks.
00:32:06Bye.
00:32:15Did you just see that?
00:32:16That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:19And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:21Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:23Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:26Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:34Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:36I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:39Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:41Late is late.
00:32:42You're just too lazy.
00:32:53Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:54My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody.
00:33:04No.
00:33:05Hey, stop.
00:33:07Are you crazy?
00:33:08Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:13Stop.
00:33:14You want to fight?
00:33:16I'll give you a reason.
00:33:22Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:24What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:25Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:27This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:28Cool.
00:33:29Get out.
00:33:31Get out of here.
00:33:32All of you, get out of here.
00:33:33Right now.
00:33:33Did you hear me?
00:33:34Get out.
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:43I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:47or something.
00:33:48It's going to be okay.
00:33:49We have enough time.
00:33:50Trust me.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:54Hello.
00:33:55Listen, I need you to go to the school, and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:33:58room
00:33:58right now.
00:34:03All right.
00:34:04All right.
00:34:04Hey, listen.
00:34:05Use my jersey.
00:34:06Make it look better than the original, all right?
00:34:09All right.
00:34:10All right.
00:34:13All right.
00:34:32Oh shit, is that even Allison?
00:34:45She looks stony. Look at you, you look fantastic. You know, I think you look better in that jersey
00:34:54than I ever did. It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner. You know, that's true,
00:34:58that's true I have. Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:03Yeah, you're the only thing here that managed me. Really? To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:12Of course. Mez, more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:19All right, time's ticking. Let's move. Allison, I don't know whatever this look is,
00:35:28but it works. You take center. Let's go.
00:35:36Okay. Hey, uh...
00:35:44Work the leg.
00:35:48Hold you.
00:35:53Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our state university cheerleading squad.
00:36:00Oh yeah!
00:36:02One, two, three, go!
00:36:08Shout out loud!
00:36:13Uh-huh, uh-huh, oh yeah!
00:36:21Oh yeah!
00:36:32What is that girl? She's on fire!
00:36:35It's Allison Scott. Who knows she had moves?
00:36:42Allison is seriously so hot. I mean, damn. I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:49Body in that uniform? Woo! You're getting lucky tonight!
00:36:54Stay with me. I don't have to. See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:00I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing you is
00:37:04my fist.
00:37:14He's on the 30-yard line. The 20! The 10!
00:37:21Touchdown! Matt Harrison does it again! State wins!
00:37:26All right, let's do the good stuff! Let's do it right here!
00:37:29Woo! Woo! Woo!
00:37:33Yes!
00:37:41Hey. Oh, congrats on the win, Captain. That was really good.
00:37:45Thank you. You know, it's, uh, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:49Okay, shut up.
00:37:50Oh!
00:37:53Are you okay?
00:38:04Oh my god. Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:08In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:17No.
00:38:20Now we got ourselves a good old kiss camp standoff.
00:38:23I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:28Come on, Allison.
00:38:29Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:31I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:37Oh, but I want it.
00:38:54Wait, what?
00:39:00I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:03Kiss camp, me and Brett.
00:39:13Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:19Thanks for keeping you out at bay.
00:39:21No problem.
00:39:30This is insane.
00:39:31I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:35But it feels so right.
00:39:37I never want it to end.
00:39:43Harrison!
00:39:52What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:39:56Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:39:57You're making a scene.
00:39:58I'm making a scene?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:39:59I'm making a scene.
00:40:00You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:03Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:06Are you serious right now?
00:40:07If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:12You're unbelievable.
00:40:14I hate you.
00:40:18Dude, I'm...
00:40:19No, no, no, no.
00:40:19You cut the crap.
00:40:20You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:23I promise.
00:40:23Do not bullshit me!
00:40:24Do not bullshit me!
00:40:25Absolutely nothing.
00:40:26I'm serious.
00:40:27Nothing.
00:40:28I'm fucking lying.
00:40:29I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:31Okay?
00:40:31She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:33I know that.
00:40:34So you stay in your lane because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:38You do not cross me.
00:40:40You do not!
00:40:40I promise you do.
00:40:42Fuck.
00:40:46Okay.
00:40:47Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:49No.
00:40:50I sound like a mom.
00:40:53This is ridiculous.
00:40:54Why am I texting him?
00:40:55He's literally in the next room.
00:40:57You know what?
00:40:59Just go in there.
00:41:00Just ask him, hey, Brett, what the hell was that kiss?
00:41:04He kissed me back.
00:41:05He can't deny it this time.
00:41:07It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:10Okay.
00:41:11Do or die.
00:41:18What are you doing?
00:41:19Getting groceries.
00:41:21What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:22I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:23Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:25I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:28She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:32Brett.
00:41:33What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:36I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:38I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:40Hi.
00:41:41You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:43Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:45Oh, you know what?
00:41:46I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:50It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:53Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:54The fun's over.
00:41:55It's finished.
00:41:56Do you understand?
00:42:00Don't you dare.
00:42:01No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:02I'm not doing anything.
00:42:03No, no, no, that's not fair, okay?
00:42:05Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:06Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:09Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:11You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:13Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:14I'm not doing anything.
00:42:15Yes, you are.
00:42:17You know what, even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:20Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:23Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:25I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:32Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:35Chad's a predator and a loser.
00:42:37And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:49Oh, is he hard?
00:42:55At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:42:59You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:05Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:07You know, biology.
00:43:11Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:19Ellie!
00:43:20Brett!
00:43:21He goes out here?
00:43:22Fucking shit!
00:43:23What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:24You have to get out.
00:43:25I can't get out.
00:43:26If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:28Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:30So I'm going to get out.
00:43:32Okay, cool.
00:43:33Ellie, hey!
00:43:35Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:36Ellie, hey!
00:43:37Just get under.
00:43:38Get out of what?
00:43:39Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:44Allie.
00:43:45Hi.
00:43:46Shown alone?
00:43:47Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:49Run!
00:43:49I'm naked!
00:43:50Get out!
00:43:53You're not, though.
00:43:56Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:00I'm sorry, I just wanted to get my charger.
00:44:02I left it on here yesterday.
00:44:03You got it, so...
00:44:04I also wanted to say that I think you did a great job today.
00:44:11I mean it.
00:44:11You kicked ass.
00:44:12And I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:17Thanks.
00:44:23Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:26Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:31So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:34Run.
00:44:35I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:36It's a game.
00:44:37Everyone does it.
00:44:39A game?
00:44:40I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:42This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:45Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:47So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:49That's fair.
00:44:51Chad sucks.
00:44:52Yeah.
00:44:53Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:54He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:44:58They won't be.
00:45:02Okay, thanks.
00:45:05What was that?
00:45:08What was that?
00:45:11Sorry.
00:45:12I got water in my nose.
00:45:13Okay.
00:45:14I'm okay.
00:45:15Don't drown.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:15Okay?
00:45:16Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:19Bye.
00:45:26God, the illegal is going to die.
00:45:30Good talk.
00:45:31Wait.
00:45:34I have to ask you something.
00:45:36What?
00:45:37I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:39Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:41Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:42There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:46I was just wondering if he would want to go with me.
00:45:56I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:00Okay.
00:46:01Yeah, whatever.
00:46:02I just...
00:46:16Rhett?
00:46:20I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:27Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:38Look.
00:46:39Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:41She's finally giving back.
00:46:42Did you know Allison hand-makes these little trinkets?
00:46:45It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:48I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:51I came by myself.
00:46:52Rhett was kind enough to help me.
00:46:54With my family's donation.
00:46:56Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:46:58Nothing major.
00:46:59Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:00Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:03Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:07Huh.
00:47:08How much are you asking for this?
00:47:10$15.
00:47:11I made it myself.
00:47:13$15?
00:47:14For some plastic and twine.
00:47:16You don't have to buy it.
00:47:17It's ambitious.
00:47:19You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:22I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:29You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:32Are you insane?
00:47:34You actually want this garbage.
00:47:35You know, I value the artist.
00:47:37That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:39So, $500?
00:47:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:41She's nothing.
00:47:42No, you're nothing.
00:47:43Especially compared to her.
00:47:45How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:49Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:51No, I'm serious.
00:47:52Don't come back to this table again.
00:47:57You know, I do think this stuff is pretty good.
00:47:58What are you doing?
00:47:59What do you mean?
00:48:00You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:03You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:04And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:06You're distant with me one second,
00:48:08and then you defend me the next.
00:48:09What do you want?
00:48:11I'm just trying to...
00:48:13Allison.
00:48:14Party at my place.
00:48:16Celebrating the big win.
00:48:18You coming?
00:48:20I don't know.
00:48:21I'm not interested.
00:48:23She's a grown woman.
00:48:24She can speak for herself.
00:48:28So, what do you say?
00:48:30You're not going anywhere.
00:48:33And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:35Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:38You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:40Fine.
00:48:40Chad's my new best friend, then.
00:48:42No, yeah.
00:48:44Sounds fun.
00:48:47I'll be there.
00:48:57There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:01Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:03Oh.
00:49:04Thanks.
00:49:09It's a cool party.
00:49:10Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:13Really, for me?
00:49:15Why did you do that?
00:49:17You're single.
00:49:18I'm single.
00:49:19You need another reason?
00:49:22So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:25No deal.
00:49:26There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:28He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so.
00:49:32Is his loss my gain?
00:49:37Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:41Let's fix that.
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:47No, why not?
00:49:48There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:51Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:52You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:54No.
00:49:55What's that?
00:49:55We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:14Damn it.
00:50:16Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:18Come on, Allison.
00:50:19You're already here.
00:50:31Fine.
00:50:33But I play to win.
00:50:38Hockey game, check it out.
00:50:40Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:56Dude, what the fuck?
00:50:58Game's over.
00:50:58Let's go.
00:50:59Excuse me.
00:51:00What are you doing, huh?
00:51:01Get off of me.
00:51:02What do you think you're doing?
00:51:03You're ruining my night.
00:51:04Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:05What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:07Don't care.
00:51:08How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:09Come on.
00:51:10Okay?
00:51:10No more of these stupid games.
00:51:11You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:12Let's go.
00:51:13Let's go.
00:51:13I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:15I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:19Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:30Oh my god.
00:51:31Oh shit.
00:51:34I need to go.
00:51:41You okay?
00:51:46I need to go.
00:51:57Come on, hold on.
00:52:01Okay?
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03I can't.
00:52:04I can't feel it.
00:52:05I can't feel it.
00:52:06I can't feel it.
00:52:06Just try to breathe.
00:52:07Alright.
00:52:08Hey.
00:52:11I'm gonna be okay.
00:52:12Alright.
00:52:14Let's get you in.
00:52:14Hey.
00:52:15Let's get you in.
00:52:19Okay?
00:52:20Yeah.
00:52:21Okay.
00:52:22Get out of my way.
00:52:23Move.
00:52:23Move.
00:52:25God, just put me down, Fred!
00:52:27Alright, here we go.
00:52:27Put you down.
00:52:29You know, you could've died, Alice.
00:52:31And, Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:36close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:37Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:40That's not fair.
00:52:42What's not fair?
00:52:44What's not fair?
00:52:45What am I not understanding?
00:52:46Huh?
00:52:46What don't I understand?
00:52:47That I don't know how this works!
00:52:49Okay?
00:52:50I'm sorry.
00:52:50I'm figuring it out.
00:52:52I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:54You know what?
00:52:54That's fantastic.
00:52:55I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:52:57You're not any better than me.
00:52:59I'm not any better?
00:53:00What did I do?
00:53:01How am I not any better?
00:53:02What are you talking about?
00:53:03You're worse!
00:53:04I jumped in the pool.
00:53:05I saved your life.
00:53:06And now what?
00:53:06I'm an asshole?
00:53:07How am I worse?
00:53:08You're worse!
00:53:10Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:12Yeah.
00:53:12Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:16Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:19Because you drove me to school when I was late!
00:53:21Yeah.
00:53:21I know.
00:53:21I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:25You know.
00:53:26I don't understand.
00:53:29You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:34That's the worst thing.
00:53:35Don't say that.
00:53:35I did!
00:53:36No, no.
00:53:37I fell in love with you!
00:53:37I'm in love with you!
00:53:38Stop!
00:53:39And you're my brother's best friend!
00:53:40I know that.
00:53:41I know.
00:53:42Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:48Am I crazy?
00:53:49You...
00:53:49Do you not feel anything?
00:53:52Because you're playing with my feelings.
00:53:54And you can't keep doing that.
00:53:56Okay?
00:53:58I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:01Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:03Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:04I'm gonna tell you to stop, Allison.
00:54:06I'm never gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:14Fuck it.
00:54:26Fuck it.
00:54:29I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:39Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:41Every single time I saw you with him.
00:54:44I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:51Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:53I made a promise to run.
00:54:55But you know what?
00:55:02I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:14Goldhouse.
00:55:15I think I met you every day.
00:55:17Every morning.
00:55:19And every night.
00:55:22Every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:26It's you that I see.
00:55:29Every time.
00:55:32Hey.
00:55:41I want you to take me.
00:55:44Right here.
00:55:46Right now.
00:56:00So what do we now?
00:56:07What do you want us to be?
00:56:10What do you want me to be?
00:56:13I want you to be mine.
00:56:18I think I already am.
00:56:23But what about Ron?
00:56:24He's gonna kill you.
00:56:27I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:29He's very protective older brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees.
00:56:35How much I love you.
00:56:41I don't know.
00:56:42I think.
00:56:44I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:48Just for now.
00:56:51I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:52I know.
00:56:55But it's just.
00:56:57For a little.
00:56:58Till we find the right moment.
00:57:01Yeah.
00:57:02Yeah.
00:57:03I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:57:05I know.
00:57:06But it's just.
00:57:06I don't want to keep it a secret, Lars.
00:57:23Thinking about you.
00:57:32Hi, Captain.
00:57:34When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:36I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:39I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:42Oh.
00:57:43Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me.
00:57:47Don't.
00:57:48My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:53Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:55He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:57:58Brett, stop.
00:58:00Don't read my smut.
00:58:01I'm telling you.
00:58:02Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:07He trails kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:13Holy shit.
00:58:14That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:20I feel so hot right now.
00:58:24Palms my center.
00:58:26Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:28Are you wet, Allie?
00:58:29Fuck.
00:58:33Fuck.
00:58:38Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:39Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:41Bye.
00:58:42I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:02Hey, are you okay?
00:59:04You sounded sick.
00:59:05Do you need help?
00:59:06Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:08You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:12I was just trying to help.
00:59:15Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:20Shoot.
00:59:21I'm late.
00:59:41great.
00:59:43Marilyn and a brokenPIsafe.
00:59:43That's Allison's.
00:59:45I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:46If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:05See what you're up to
01:00:08Hey
01:00:09Hey
01:00:10You found my bag
01:00:10I was looking for that
01:00:11Thank you
01:00:12No problem
01:00:17Attention
01:00:17All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:19It has been brought to our attention
01:00:21That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:23Is using illegal drugs
01:00:25I strongly suggest
01:00:26Whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:29Otherwise will be forced
01:00:31To contact the campus police
01:00:32For a thorough search
01:00:34Well
01:00:35I think we all know someone
01:00:36Who would do anything
01:00:37To stop being the fat friend
01:00:39Right?
01:00:40I'm sorry but I just saw you
01:00:41Throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:42Like ten minutes ago
01:00:43Excuse me
01:00:43I was fixing my makeup
01:00:45Sounded like you were retching
01:00:46And I asked you if you were
01:00:48Look at this
01:00:49This is perfection
01:00:50It's every girl's dream
01:00:51I don't need shortcuts
01:00:52And we all know someone
01:00:54Who could lose a little weight
01:00:55I mean after all
01:00:56Who came in with
01:00:57Zero athletic ability
01:00:58And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:00Search me
01:01:01I have nothing to hide
01:01:06Your turn Scott
01:01:08Sure but I
01:01:10Rita
01:01:12Jackpot
01:01:14Well well well
01:01:15Look who needs drugs
01:01:17To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:18I knew it
01:01:19No one gets that good
01:01:21That quick without cheating
01:01:23Allison
01:01:24Performance enhancing substances
01:01:26Are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:28Of the squad
01:01:28Coach I promise you
01:01:29I've never seen those before
01:01:31Okay those aren't mine
01:01:32Right
01:01:32A cheater and a liar
01:01:35Coach please listen to me
01:01:37I've never seen those
01:01:39I don't know what they are
01:01:40I'm lying
01:01:41It's the only way
01:01:42A cow like her
01:01:43Could ever compete with us
01:01:44They're mine
01:01:45Yeah those are actually
01:01:46My vitamins
01:01:48Did you forget
01:01:49I asked you to hold on
01:01:50To my vitamins this morning
01:01:51Yeah sorry
01:01:52I should have
01:01:53Labeled them or something
01:01:54He's right
01:01:55They're just vitamins
01:01:56No they aren't
01:01:57Miss Russo
01:01:58How is it
01:01:59That you come to possess
01:02:00Such extensive knowledge
01:02:02Of these banned substances
01:02:03I just
01:02:06They look suspicious
01:02:07We were just worried
01:02:09About the integrity
01:02:10Of the team
01:02:10Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:12Everything was legitimate
01:02:13That's enough
01:02:14All I see here
01:02:15Are three bullies
01:02:16Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:18Rita
01:02:18You are stripped
01:02:19Of captaincy
01:02:20Effective immediately
01:02:21What
01:02:22You can't do that
01:02:24Championships are in two weeks
01:02:25Nobody else knows
01:02:26The whole routine
01:02:27I mean I know it
01:02:28Yeah every count
01:02:29Every formation
01:02:30I could step up and do it
01:02:33You little bitch
01:02:34You think you can just
01:02:34Walk in here
01:02:35And steal everything from me
01:02:36That's enough Rita
01:02:38My decision is final
01:02:43Listen up
01:02:44When it's Allison's turn
01:02:45For the basket toss
01:02:46You're gonna have
01:02:47A little timing issue
01:02:48You want us to drop her
01:02:50She could get seriously hurt
01:02:51That's the point
01:02:53Accidents happen all the time
01:02:54In cheerleading
01:02:55So tragic
01:02:56I can't do that
01:02:57Coach will kill me
01:02:58Fine
01:02:59And say goodbye
01:03:00To those little supplements
01:03:01That keep you fitting
01:03:01In your uniforms
01:03:02I know everything
01:03:04Girls
01:03:04Every dirty little secret
01:03:06Do exactly as I say
01:03:08Or you're gone
01:03:09Your call
01:03:09And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:11She never gets back up
01:03:19Very sweet
01:03:23What happened back there
01:03:24How did you know that Rita
01:03:25Put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:26I saw Rita putting something
01:03:28In your bag
01:03:30So I swapped it out
01:03:32I knew it
01:03:33I knew she was up to something
01:03:35You know I heard her
01:03:35In the bathroom
01:03:36Like ten minutes before
01:03:38Yeah
01:03:39She was throwing up
01:03:40It was when we were
01:03:43When we were
01:03:44Having
01:03:48Bone
01:03:48Sex
01:03:50So she's the one
01:03:52Who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:54Allison do you have any idea
01:03:55How hard it was to stop
01:03:57Hey do you
01:04:00Do you think I'm fat
01:04:01Seriously
01:04:02Who put that garbage in your head
01:04:04I don't want you to say anything
01:04:05Like that again
01:04:05I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:07I'm being serious too
01:04:08Allison
01:04:09Perfect
01:04:10Just who you are
01:04:11Yeah
01:04:13I'll always be there
01:04:15To catch you
01:04:16And you fall
01:04:18Always
01:04:20All right
01:04:22On the count
01:04:23You both perform
01:04:24An elevated prep
01:04:25Rita you're up first
01:04:26Then Allison
01:04:31Okay
01:04:39Allison
01:04:40Hey
01:04:41Great job you guys
01:04:43You killed it
01:05:07Hey
01:05:08I told you to catch you
01:05:10Brett
01:05:11You just saved my life
01:05:16I guess that makes me
01:05:17Like a bag of two liters
01:05:18Or something huh
01:05:20Are you serious
01:05:21Scott
01:05:21You bailed on the stunt
01:05:23So you could dry hump
01:05:23The football captain
01:05:24Are you kidding me
01:05:26They almost dropped me
01:05:27I could have been paralyzed
01:05:28I could have died
01:05:29That would have been
01:05:30The best news of my life
01:05:31Rita
01:05:32That is a disgusting
01:05:33Thing to say
01:05:34Leave the gym
01:05:35And think very carefully
01:05:36About your future
01:05:37On this team
01:05:40Oh
01:05:40Brett
01:05:41Thank you
01:05:42Oh my gosh
01:05:43I really appreciate that catch
01:05:45I almost had a heart attack
01:05:46All right everyone
01:05:47In light of
01:05:48Performances
01:05:49And character
01:05:51I am so proud
01:05:52To announce
01:05:53Allison Scott
01:05:54As the new captain
01:05:57Thank you
01:05:58Wow
01:06:00Congratulations
01:06:01Captain Scott
01:06:02I'm proud of you
01:06:03Wanna show me
01:06:04Just how proud you are
01:06:08And that's game
01:06:09State loses
01:06:1021 to 35
01:06:14Allie
01:06:15Look I know
01:06:16It's not what you wanted
01:06:16It's okay
01:06:17Because you did good
01:06:18That's all that matters
01:06:20Thanks bro
01:06:20I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:21I'll be right back
01:06:22Ew
01:06:23Don't ever touch me again
01:06:24Weirdo
01:06:25Yo
01:06:26Allison
01:06:26She is
01:06:28Looking good baby
01:06:29Y'all do private shows
01:06:30You know
01:06:31Something with a little extra
01:06:32Bump and grind
01:06:33You're so gross
01:06:36Yo what the hell
01:06:38Are you serious
01:06:39What
01:06:39What's going on
01:06:40I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:41Yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:43You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:45I'm in your dreams
01:06:46How about you spend more time
01:06:47Training on the field
01:06:48So that what happens today
01:06:49Never happens again
01:06:52You think you're so fucking special
01:06:54Why
01:06:55You know everyone knows
01:06:56How you got the captain's position
01:06:58How
01:06:58By sucking your way to the top
01:07:00I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:02Considering how much you suck
01:07:04While you play
01:07:05You shameless whore
01:07:07Hey
01:07:09I'm one of them
01:07:10I did
01:07:11You're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:13She's a public boss
01:07:14Everybody gets a ride
01:07:18Hey
01:07:19Hey fuckface
01:07:21You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:24Hey
01:07:28That's enough
01:07:30What's going on here
01:07:31I mean coach we all saw it
01:07:32Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:34You're gonna hit her
01:07:35Get my office now
01:07:37You
01:07:38With me
01:07:39This is a really nasty cut
01:07:40Okay let's
01:07:41We should take you to the ER
01:07:43Okay
01:07:44Alright
01:07:45You sure you're on me
01:07:51It's a really nasty cut
01:07:52Brett
01:07:53You could have broken your hand
01:07:55Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:07:57Never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:00Sit up
01:08:06You know I could kind of get used to this having Nurse Allison around
01:08:11Take care of me
01:08:12Help me out
01:08:14Yo guys 304
01:08:15I think it's this one
01:08:15Let's go see the hero
01:08:17Oh shit no that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:20They can't see us like this
01:08:21I won't let him
01:08:23Let's tell him
01:08:24Let's tell him the truth
01:08:26In front of the entire team
01:08:29Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:31What do you want to do?
01:08:33Let's hide
01:08:33It's back
01:08:39Brett
01:08:41Brett you in there?
01:08:42Yeah I'm just uh washing up man
01:08:44God you have no idea
01:08:47How crazy you drive me
01:08:49You know every single time I see you all I can think about is uh
01:08:55Doing this
01:08:57You need a hand man?
01:08:58No I got everything I need uh
01:09:01Right here
01:09:07You gotta be quiet
01:09:11Let's see what I thought it was
01:09:14Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:17Hey you know what it uh
01:09:18Takes me a very long time
01:09:20Assholes
01:09:30I feel what you're doing
01:09:32I feel what you're doing
01:09:35It's kinda hard to miss
01:09:37Yeah
01:09:39I'm sorry
01:09:41Brett you gotta speed this up man
01:09:43We got your food
01:09:43It's gonna get cold
01:09:44You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:45I can help you
01:09:46Hey why don't you guys just beat it alright?
01:09:48I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:50Alright let's just give him some space
01:09:51Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:52Yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:54You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:09:57I think I've earned some uh
01:10:00Alice in physical therapy time if you know what I mean
01:10:03You know you could have just asked
01:10:05You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:20It's good
01:10:24Are you gonna help me?
01:10:26No I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:46Brad goes pro after this guaranteed
01:10:48I've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet
01:10:51Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:10:53Sick
01:10:53Ladies and gentlemen
01:10:55Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:10:58Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:03I will end you
01:11:04Leave it
01:11:07Save your applause everyone
01:11:09You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:10Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:13She bought it
01:11:14With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:17And her dealer
01:11:18Look no further than your MVP
01:11:20MVP Brett Harrison
01:11:26That's not true
01:11:27You know what I don't care
01:11:29Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:31Okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:34Just ask them yourself
01:11:35Oh really
01:11:36Let's ask the squad then
01:11:41Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:44He said he had good stuff
01:11:47But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:50You know that's bullshit
01:11:52I have proof
01:11:56I know real doctors
01:11:57I've got pills
01:11:59Allie
01:12:00No more being blackmailed
01:12:02Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:06This is insane
01:12:07Okay
01:12:08I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:10Oh sweetie
01:12:11It's all coming out now
01:12:12I saw her taking pills
01:12:14For practice
01:12:15We trusted you
01:12:16Cheater
01:12:19Hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:21Messes with me
01:12:22Open your eyes Brett
01:12:24She's using you
01:12:26For the clout
01:12:26For the status
01:12:27Who was she before you slept with her
01:12:30Nobody
01:12:30A total bottom feeder
01:12:32Rita you know what
01:12:33You're so full of shit
01:12:33It's unbelievable
01:12:35How'd you get that video huh
01:12:36And what'd you do to it
01:12:37You have nothing to fear
01:12:38If you have nothing to hide
01:12:39Boo
01:12:40Boo
01:12:41Boo
01:12:41Listen
01:12:41Just
01:12:42Please listen to me
01:12:43Hey everybody
01:12:44Just shut up
01:12:45This is my sister okay
01:12:46She would never do something like this
01:12:48And here come the pretzels
01:12:51Alright
01:12:51That's enough
01:12:52That's enough
01:12:54Now
01:12:54In light of these
01:12:55Significant allegations
01:12:57As well as the evidence
01:12:58That has been presented
01:12:59I have no choice
01:13:01Allison Scott
01:13:02You are hereby removed
01:13:04From your position
01:13:05As captain of the cheerleader
01:13:06Furthermore
01:13:06You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:08Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:11Justice for the real athletes
01:13:13Hold on
01:13:14Hold it
01:13:15If you would please
01:13:16Look to the jumbotron
01:13:19I know some real doctors
01:13:20That can help you guys
01:13:21Get healthy
01:13:21The right way
01:13:22No more pills
01:13:23No more purging
01:13:24No more blackmail
01:13:25You'd really help us
01:13:26Absolutely
01:13:27Listen
01:13:27You guys are never gonna have to take
01:13:29Any of Rita's
01:13:29Take your spouse ever again
01:13:30So
01:13:31What's the catch?
01:13:32We're gonna make Rita
01:13:33Take some of her own medicine
01:13:35This video
01:13:35This is the real conversation
01:13:37Not the edited one
01:13:39That Rita just played
01:13:41Not for the drugs
01:13:43These are the drugs
01:13:44That I gave the girls
01:13:45They're vitamins
01:13:46You can get these
01:13:47At any pharmacy
01:13:48In the world
01:13:48You wanna check these out
01:13:49Prince of all
01:13:53He's right
01:13:54These are common supplements
01:13:56Everybody
01:13:57Rita is the one
01:13:58Who has been forcing
01:13:59Her teammates
01:14:00To take dangerous
01:14:01Weight loss supplements
01:14:02She's been threatening them
01:14:03If they wouldn't comply
01:14:04And she's been shaming them
01:14:05Degrading them
01:14:06For the bodies that they have
01:14:07Now everybody is different
01:14:09But all bodies
01:14:10Are beautiful
01:14:11Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:12For one reason
01:14:13One reason only
01:14:13Because she was a threat
01:14:14She threatened the total control
01:14:16That Rita had
01:14:17Over the entire squad
01:14:18And it's horrible
01:14:19Because Allison
01:14:20She's a beautiful person
01:14:22And she would never
01:14:23Do anything like this
01:14:23And she deserves
01:14:25To be the cheer captain
01:14:28That's not true
01:14:29He's lying
01:14:30She's the one
01:14:31Who's in drugging the team
01:14:32Lock her up
01:14:34Lock her up
01:14:35Lock her up
01:14:37Lock her up
01:14:37You fucking bitch
01:14:38You ruined my life
01:14:41You ruined it yourself
01:14:53Look at you
01:14:54Playing the victim
01:14:56You've been throwing yourself
01:14:57At me for weeks
01:14:58Just when I give you a chance
01:15:01You run crying to Harrison
01:15:03Nothing but a little
01:15:04Shut up dude
01:15:05Shut up
01:15:06What are you going to do
01:15:07About it Harrison
01:15:08I don't have to do anything
01:15:09You're going to get
01:15:09Exactly what you deserve
01:15:10Right now
01:15:11Mr. Williams
01:15:15Apparently we've
01:15:16Had a number of
01:15:17Allegations
01:15:18Of sexual harassment
01:15:19Against you
01:15:20From various female students
01:15:22As of now
01:15:23You are officially suspended
01:15:24From all school activities
01:15:25What?
01:15:26No
01:15:27My father
01:15:28Your father
01:15:28May have his name
01:15:29On the library
01:15:30But I assure you
01:15:31His money will not
01:15:32Buy you immunity
01:15:33You can take him away
01:15:35Party's over
01:15:36Let go
01:15:36No
01:15:37I'll throw you off
01:15:38It's even over
01:15:41And as for you
01:15:42Miss Scott
01:15:43On behalf
01:15:44Of the entire administration
01:15:47I would like to apologize
01:15:48To you
01:15:50For everything
01:15:51That you've had to endure
01:15:51And as of now
01:15:53You can consider yourself
01:15:54Officially reinstated
01:15:55As captain
01:15:57You can consider yourself
01:15:59Officially reinstated
01:16:00As captain
01:16:02Thank you principal
01:16:04All right everyone
01:16:05Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:08But we have a game
01:16:10To get back to
01:16:11So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:14Let's win
01:16:27Touchdown
01:16:28State University
01:16:30Wins it all
01:16:31Woohoo
01:16:32Woohoo
01:16:32Woohoo
01:16:38Woohoo
01:16:40Woohoo
01:16:42Woohoo
01:16:43Woohoo
01:16:43Woohoo
01:16:45Woohoo
01:16:47Woohoo
01:16:47Kiss
01:16:48Kiss
01:16:49Kiss
01:16:50Kiss
01:16:50Kiss
01:16:50Kiss
01:16:50Kiss
01:16:51Kiss
01:16:55Woohoo
01:16:56Woohoo
01:16:56Woohoo
01:16:59Woohoo
01:17:03the way i'm not even surprised
01:17:07hey well you know what uh he's cool i think he knew before we did
01:17:14i love you kid scott i love you too quarterback
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