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00:00:04have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married
00:00:08the bride and the groom are entering please everyone rise for them
00:00:18true love security social conditioning for me it's simple money
00:00:33mrs bellucci must be losing her mind they actually found a bride for lewis poor girl
00:00:39actually marrying a vegetable or hardly that's ann morris the famous paparazzi people like her
00:00:46never do anything for free she's definitely getting something out of this marriage
00:00:53ms morris do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him in good times
00:01:02and bad
00:01:02in sickness and in health for the rest of your life
00:01:11please everybody knows the bellucci air is basically a vegetable and he ugly and old i'm not marrying that
00:01:19man they only need a wife in name to seal the deal surely i won't let you be the one
00:01:25sacrificed
00:01:26and you'll do it time for you to contribute to this family why me ever since your father died
00:01:34i've cared for you for years without asking for one cent don't you think it's time you paid something
00:01:41back well if by care you mean making me your maid and never paying me a single dollar
00:01:48then sure
00:01:52watch your tone girl and remember i'm still holding your mother's urn so if you don't want anything to
00:01:59happen to it okay fine but if you want me to take the hit for linda it'll cost you
00:02:09a hundred thousand dollars
00:02:14since you're so eager to sell yourself out deal
00:02:24i do
00:02:28my family thought they could ruin me wrong bellucci pays five million dollars for an heir
00:02:33i'll take some money buy my freedom and live better than all of them
00:02:43thank you
00:02:44good to be here today
00:02:46grandma
00:02:46and pleasure to meet you hi wow getting married on valentine's day how uh romantic oh and these
00:02:57balloons absolutely adorable i just had to grab one for myself but you know what i think you need
00:03:03this more than i do oh well that's very lovely thank you and you are i'm louis brother oh well
00:03:14half brother we don't have the same mom but that's never stopped me from seeing louis as my most beloved
00:03:20older brother
00:03:21well today has been just so touching so warm so much thank you it fills my heart with warmth to
00:03:33see louis finally settling down right i know
00:03:38well i better be getting out of here bye grandma
00:03:41my pleasure to meet you anne
00:03:43me too
00:03:44enjoy my brother
00:03:52um i did not realize louis had a brother
00:03:55it's just a mistake louis's father's made years ago
00:04:00he's an odd boy but harmless
00:04:03so now that the wedding is done
00:04:05anne
00:04:08when do you plan on giving the family an heir
00:04:13oh um yes about that i i would love to eventually um it's just you know given that louis is
00:04:24in a vegetative state at the moment
00:04:26uh maybe we can i can try uh what's the tech stuff called
00:04:30um ibf
00:04:32don't you worry dear the doctor says all the important parts are still working
00:04:39excuse me
00:04:40yes
00:04:45wait did he just
00:04:49did he just move
00:04:52i know it sounds crazy right but maybe it's god's twisted little miracle
00:04:57he left louis at least one chance to give us an heir
00:05:02did you see it am i crazy
00:05:04i know honey he can't really move right now
00:05:07but look at the bright side
00:05:09you're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots
00:05:12choose whatever positions work for you dear
00:05:15hmm
00:05:15oh i promised my girlfriends
00:05:19we'd go to a valentine single party tonight
00:05:21so we're gonna be heading first
00:05:24oh
00:05:25and remember
00:05:26you're sleeping in louis room tonight
00:05:29sure
00:05:30love to
00:05:32well
00:05:33miss anne
00:05:34i leave him in your capable hands
00:05:39good luck
00:05:39thank you
00:05:43all right
00:05:45lovely family you have there
00:05:49let's go
00:06:01i swear i saw you move this afternoon
00:06:03are you really unconscious
00:06:05are you faking it
00:06:10hello
00:06:15hello
00:06:16i don't know
00:06:19let's see
00:06:31oh my god
00:06:32how do you stay unconscious for two years and still have abs
00:06:38okay
00:06:40well still no reaction i guess you really are
00:06:43i'm not faking it
00:06:48ah
00:06:53hmm
00:06:54hmm
00:07:03it's insane
00:07:05and my new husband
00:07:07he is nothing like the rumors
00:07:10he is young
00:07:12he is hot
00:07:14guess what
00:07:15he can still have sex
00:07:17i know
00:07:18my mother-in-law literally told me that
00:07:20he is so weird
00:07:25all right
00:07:26maybe i should see for myself
00:07:33maybe i should see for myself
00:07:37i'm just kidding
00:07:40okay
00:07:41i should go
00:07:41i have work in the morning
00:07:42and i want to catch a few good stories
00:07:44bye
00:07:46bye
00:07:55okay then
00:07:59good night dear
00:08:12crazy woman
00:08:13crazy woman
00:08:13huh
00:08:14much better when she's quiet
00:08:31good morning
00:08:32good morning husband
00:08:32good morning husband
00:08:32good morning
00:08:34good morning
00:08:35good morning
00:08:37see you later
00:08:39good morning
00:08:42good morning
00:08:46good morning
00:08:48good morning
00:08:55really good on the street
00:09:09entertainment reporter, dubbed most trustworthy paparazzi.
00:09:13I didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing.
00:09:16Me neither.
00:09:18I think my new wife might be just what I need
00:09:20to stir up a little trouble for Vincent, huh?
00:09:24God, it's really him.
00:09:25Your job's so big.
00:09:26Zach, choose the break.
00:09:27I know what the deal is.
00:09:28Where is Charlotte?
00:09:30I'm just trying to.
00:09:34Is that Zach?
00:09:35He turns down our interviews all the time.
00:09:38Zach, people are saying that you and director Michael are more than just co-workers.
00:09:42Is that true?
00:09:43Cool.
00:09:43So a second ago, I'm a womanizer.
00:09:45Now I'm gay.
00:09:45That's awesome.
00:09:46There you are.
00:09:47I have been looking for you everywhere.
00:09:52Um, quick intro.
00:09:54I am Zach's new lawyer.
00:09:57You guys are Flash Grid, right?
00:09:59Classic look.
00:09:59I figured.
00:10:00We've actually had quite a few cases concerning your company recently.
00:10:05Say, director Nick?
00:10:07Oh.
00:10:08Oh.
00:10:08Um, okay.
00:10:09We are so very, very sorry to disturb you.
00:10:12Sorry to disturb you.
00:10:13Let's get out of here.
00:10:16That was a fantastic performance, Ms. Lawyer.
00:10:20I will take that as a compliment.
00:10:21Yeah, you just saved my ass.
00:10:24What could I ever do to repay you?
00:10:27Well, I...
00:10:30That is actually, that's all the things I need.
00:10:32Bye, sir.
00:10:35Fuck me another paparazzi.
00:10:41Ann Morris.
00:10:43I can remember that.
00:10:45Ann Morris.
00:10:49Oh, evening, Ms. Bellucci.
00:10:51Good evening, Ann.
00:10:52Come here.
00:10:54I have something to talk to you about.
00:10:56If I remember correctly, you were a paparazzi, right?
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01Well, I work for an entertainment news outlet, so we do street shots, interviews.
00:11:05Okay, never mind.
00:11:07I have an opportunity for you.
00:11:09I've arranged for you to go on a movie set this Friday to do some entertainment coverage.
00:11:15Really?
00:11:16Yes.
00:11:17That's amazing.
00:11:19So this is what it's like to marry into money.
00:11:22It feels so damn good.
00:11:23Of course, a career is important for any woman.
00:11:29I've always thought you had potential in more ways than one.
00:11:37Thank you, Ms. Bellucci.
00:11:38Call me Chanda.
00:11:40Oh, and by the way, Steve's off today, so you'll have to help Luis with his night routine.
00:11:47Oh, meaning shower and stuff.
00:11:51I'm sure you'll manage.
00:11:53Oh, it's getting late.
00:11:55I'm heading to bed.
00:11:57Good night.
00:12:03Shower?
00:12:04That's going to be tricky.
00:12:11There you go.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:17Now what?
00:12:19What is this crazy woman up to now?
00:12:24Well, you know, it may not kill you to skip a shower for a day, so how about I just
00:12:30wash
00:12:30your hair?
00:12:32If you don't say anything, I'll take that as a yes.
00:12:35Not funny.
00:12:40Let's do this.
00:12:42It's just a yes.
00:12:44It's just a yes.
00:12:45Shit!
00:12:46Oh my God!
00:12:48I can't!
00:12:50Get this!
00:12:51Aw!
00:12:52Aw!
00:12:53Aw!
00:12:54Aw!
00:12:55Aw!
00:12:57Sorry!
00:12:59Totally!
00:13:00You did that on purpose.
00:13:00What a horrible woman.
00:13:02Aw!
00:13:05Aw!
00:13:06Aw!
00:13:07Aw!
00:13:11I really didn't expect you to be this built.
00:13:17Well, uh, let's do this thing.
00:13:22Please just make it quick. I'm really done with this.
00:13:26Here you go.
00:13:37I really do not know if this is what I was waiting for.
00:13:45Gotta get all in there.
00:13:54Sorry.
00:13:55Hi. I have a little for you.
00:14:05What am I sitting on?
00:14:11Oh my god.
00:14:22You know, I thought Chandra was kidding.
00:14:25I did not expect you to actually get hard.
00:14:31Maybe I should start thinking about having a baby for the money.
00:14:37Well, pardon me, husband.
00:14:42I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:14:53Whoa.
00:15:12Oh my God.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What?
00:15:22What?
00:15:22You...
00:15:23You're alive?
00:15:24You're alive.
00:15:25You can actually move?
00:15:26Relax, okay?
00:15:27It's a long story.
00:15:28Relax?
00:15:29What?
00:15:30Were you just awake the whole time in the bathroom?
00:15:33You were such a pervert!
00:15:34Okay, oh my god!
00:15:36Hold on.
00:15:36You were the one that jumped at the chance to bathe me.
00:15:38And by the way, you almost drowned me.
00:15:40Drowned you?
00:15:41Yes!
00:15:42Please.
00:15:42You were enjoying it.
00:15:43You literally got hard.
00:15:45Who was the one who was just trying to take off my pants, huh?
00:15:47Who's the pervert now?
00:15:48Has anyone ever told you you had a real smart ass mouth?
00:15:50Yes.
00:15:51Many times.
00:15:52What?
00:15:52Two years ago when I was awake.
00:15:54Yeah.
00:15:55You've been faking it for two years?
00:15:57Why?
00:15:58I don't get it.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:00Long story short, my half-brother Vincent has been trying to kill me.
00:16:04He's incredibly dangerous, so I...
00:16:06I faked being in a coma to try and lay low for a while.
00:16:10A while?
00:16:10No.
00:16:11Okay, don't pick, alright?
00:16:12Come on.
00:16:13You met him, by the way.
00:16:14After the wedding, purple suit, trying way too hard.
00:16:18Aw, Anne.
00:16:19Pleasure to meet you.
00:16:21Yeah, he seemed way too concerned about you.
00:16:23Yes.
00:16:24Far too concerned.
00:16:25Two years ago, he messed with my medications more than once.
00:16:29That's really bad.
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:30I have a profitable plan for you.
00:16:33What plan?
00:16:35Dig up everything you can on Vincent.
00:16:37Find anything you can to take him down.
00:16:39I mean, that's what you do, right?
00:16:42That's your thing.
00:16:43Well, I don't think about it.
00:16:43You just said he was dangerous.
00:16:47You do this, I'd give you eight million dollars.
00:16:52Yeah.
00:16:53Think about it.
00:16:54Much more profitable than my mom's baby bonus plan, whatever it is.
00:16:58True.
00:17:0110 million.
00:17:0210 million.
00:17:05Greedy girl.
00:17:08Fine.
00:17:09Deal.
00:17:14For once, grandma got it right.
00:17:16A woman whose whole brain is just money might be exactly what I need.
00:17:21Oh my god.
00:17:22We're all gonna die!
00:17:29I know.
00:17:33Oh, I'm here for an interview.
00:17:35Ms. Vellucci sent me.
00:17:36Madam, can I see your work badge?
00:17:38Sure.
00:17:46Right, about that.
00:17:48I can't seem to find it at the moment, but maybe I can show you a business card instead?
00:17:53I'm sorry, miss.
00:17:54I cannot let you enter.
00:17:56Oh.
00:17:58Ugh, what is it this time?
00:18:00Another paparazzi trying to sneak in?
00:18:02Do people still fall for tricks this cheap?
00:18:04Madam, she claims Mrs. Vellucci sent her, but she does not have a work badge.
00:18:11Her?
00:18:12Please.
00:18:13She looks like she just walked off a construction site.
00:18:16There's no way Shonda sent her.
00:18:18I have a photo with Ms. Vellucci, if that helps prove it.
00:18:22Then show me.
00:18:24Okay.
00:18:26Now.
00:18:39Oh, please.
00:18:40If you're gonna fake a photo, at least make it be something believable.
00:18:44I can't believe you had the guts to Photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with Louis.
00:18:49And ask his bride, no less.
00:18:51Photoshop?
00:18:51I did not Photoshop this.
00:18:53That is me.
00:18:54Keep dreaming.
00:18:57I've seen plenty like you before.
00:18:59The stench of cheap desperation?
00:19:01It really stinks.
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:04I am not gonna waste my breath on you, so I'll just call Mrs. Vellucci myself.
00:19:08Go right ahead.
00:19:13Please leave your message.
00:19:15Oh.
00:19:16Can't believe this gold-diggin' whore actually thinks she knows Shonda.
00:19:19But I almost admire her nerve.
00:19:21Really, I do.
00:19:22Most people in your position would die of embarrassment and humiliation.
00:19:26But, hey, the next time you wanna play a high society, how about you dust off your cheap clothes first?
00:19:33She is a real fake, then.
00:19:35We'll have her removed immediately.
00:19:36Get her out of my sight.
00:19:37Get off me.
00:19:38I can walk myself out.
00:19:39Okay?
00:19:41Some movie star you are, huh?
00:19:43So glamorous on screen, but some trashy in real life.
00:19:47You think I'm low-class?
00:19:50Fine.
00:19:51I will just be a low-class paparazzi waiting to right your scandal myself.
00:19:57How dare you, you little bitch!
00:19:59You think you can humiliate me?
00:20:00People like you spend their whole lives crawling in the dirt!
00:20:04You're a freaking psycho!
00:20:05You really don't know who I am, do you?
00:20:07I'm the man heiress.
00:20:08Our family has been close with the Beluchis for generations.
00:20:12With one single phone call, we can make sure you never work in this industry again.
00:20:18Believe me, I can.
00:20:24If you beg, though, I might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart.
00:20:29Now, let's see.
00:20:30Why don't you lick the dirt off my heel, and I'll let you go, okay?
00:20:34Charlotte?
00:20:35I just saw the news.
00:20:37She's really Louis' new bride.
00:20:39What?
00:20:43What?
00:20:45That bitch!
00:20:47How would she possibly be Louis' bride?
00:20:49Now do you see it?
00:20:50You two!
00:20:51Grab her!
00:20:53What are you doing?
00:20:58Their liquidity's been shaky for months, okay?
00:21:00We don't have to do anything yet.
00:21:01Just leave the hint to the partners, let the market do the rest.
00:21:04On it, sir.
00:21:06Just so you're aware, Miss Morris is on Charlotte's film set for the interview, and something seems to have gone
00:21:12wrong.
00:21:13What?
00:21:14Okay, I know what Charlotte's like on a film set. Let's go. Checking it out.
00:21:18Sir, we're going there in person.
00:21:19And you're driving.
00:21:23You know, I was actually planning on meeting Louis' new bride sometime soon, but I just didn't expect you'd come
00:21:31to me first.
00:21:32Ugh.
00:21:33And it turns out, you're just a cheap, trashy little paparazzi.
00:21:37Oof.
00:21:38I guess you actually think you deserve Louis.
00:21:41I get it.
00:21:43You're one of those people who had a crush on Louis or something, right?
00:21:46Or maybe on the Belushi's money.
00:21:49It's too bad it didn't work out for you.
00:21:51Dare you talk to me like that!
00:21:52Well, fine, you'll leave me no choice. I'll just have to teach you a lesson.
00:21:55What about if I just strip you naked and throw you out into the street, and show everyone what a
00:22:02cheap little whore you really are?
00:22:04Okay, I'll strip you good for-
00:22:07No!
00:22:09You're the-
00:22:10Hey! Stop!
00:22:12Let go of her!
00:22:13It's you?
00:22:18Stop!
00:22:19Let go of her!
00:22:21It's you?
00:22:23Guess it's my turn to save you, Ms. Lawyer.
00:22:26Here.
00:22:28What?
00:22:30So you're at it again, huh?
00:22:32Bullying people weaker than you?
00:22:34Zach, what the hell has gotten into you? And whose boyfriend are you? And how did you two even meet?
00:22:39Spare me, Charlotte.
00:22:41You and I only dated because our agents told us to.
00:22:44Nobody believed that was real, least of all you.
00:22:48Uh, Steve, uh, from the Belushi group, uh, what are you doing here?
00:22:53Ms. Anne, it's come to my attention that you've had a physical altercation with Ms. Mann.
00:22:59Are you hurt?
00:23:00What, did they screw up your prescription? She's covered in marks.
00:23:04Yeah. Caught a few hits.
00:23:08Steve, don't hesitate. Let Anne slap her back.
00:23:12Ms. Mann, I'm sure you're aware that your behavior towards any member of the Belushi family is completely unacceptable.
00:23:22Ms. Anne, you took several hits. My recommendation, strike back immediately.
00:23:28You have the full backing of the Belushi family. No need to hesitate.
00:23:33Yeah, tell you what, I've got some dirt on Charlotte, too.
00:23:36Shouldn't waste the opportunity while we're both here. Go on, hit her.
00:23:44Well...
00:23:58You know, you really do deserve the slap, but I'm not gonna be an asshole like you.
00:24:07Thanks.
00:24:08Anne. Anne. Anne.
00:24:12Get me my script! This is my set!
00:24:16Sir, do we go ahead with slapping Charlotte?
00:24:20Anne made her choice. Let's hold off for now.
00:24:24Anne. Anne.
00:24:26Anne.
00:24:29Zach, um, thank you for your help back there, really, but...
00:24:33I'm married, and if you're looking for someone to hook up with to feel your boring Friday night, I am
00:24:39not that person.
00:24:40Well, that'd be nice, but no. I just came to give you this.
00:24:44Oh, and, uh, you got mine, still.
00:24:47Right, sorry. Here.
00:24:48Oh my god, no, keep it. I was joking.
00:24:51I was gonna return something to you that was just in the right wrist pocket there.
00:24:57My badge! I thought I lost this for good.
00:25:00Yeah, you left it on your fake lawyering day.
00:25:02Right.
00:25:06Um...
00:25:07About in there, I'm sorry. I don't usually talk like that.
00:25:11Yeah, I believe you.
00:25:14It seems like our vibe's warmed up a little bit. You wanna grab a drink?
00:25:18I'd love to, again, but, um, I am married, so...
00:25:22Well, I know that, Mrs. Bellucci, but...
00:25:26Come on, everyone knows that marriage is fake.
00:25:28Believe me, been there, no judgment, but, uh,
00:25:31you're not actually in love with Sleeping Beauty, are you?
00:25:34It's funny that you call him that, um, but I really have to go, so...
00:25:38Here's my card, and I'll see you around.
00:25:41Bye-bye.
00:25:43Wait, let me drive you home.
00:25:48What is this? Keep on...
00:25:52What a cursed day. Nothing is going right. Everything is wrong.
00:25:55And Zack? Seriously?
00:25:57Suddenly playing hero for that nobody?
00:26:05Is that... Zack's car?
00:26:08Who's he waiting for?
00:26:10Probably an actress.
00:26:12We're literally outside the studio.
00:26:14Well, whoever she is...
00:26:16Lucky her.
00:26:17Zack is absolutely waiting for you.
00:26:20No question.
00:26:21Surely, he must have realized that he was way out of line earlier,
00:26:26and is waiting to drive me home as an apology.
00:26:28He-he.
00:26:39What the hell are you doing, Zack? Open the door! Now!
00:26:42What the hell am I doing? What the hell are you doing?
00:26:44Why are you yanking on my car?
00:26:47Obviously, you pissed me off earlier.
00:26:49So here's what's happening.
00:26:50You're gonna drive me home.
00:26:52Now!
00:26:52Wow, yeah, there is really something wrong with you.
00:26:55Have you seen Anna around? She was just here.
00:26:57What are you talking about?
00:26:59Oh, that little bitch!
00:27:02Right, yeah, why'd I even ask you?
00:27:04What?
00:27:04Damn, she probably left without waiting for me.
00:27:06Without waiting for...
00:27:07Well, you know what they say.
00:27:09What did they say?
00:27:10Zack, what...
00:27:12Zack!
00:27:17Zack!
00:27:19That's rough.
00:27:20Was she trying to get in the car and got shut down publicly?
00:27:23Man, I'm embarrassed for her.
00:27:26Wait.
00:27:27Hold on.
00:27:28Isn't that Charlotte Mann, the famous actress?
00:27:31Really?
00:27:32Charlotte just got rejected?
00:27:35I'm texting my friends.
00:27:39Oh my god.
00:27:40Are you okay?
00:27:41Try that?
00:27:42A little bitch!
00:27:43I'm gonna kill her!
00:27:45No!
00:27:52Welcome home.
00:27:55How's it going?
00:27:56Good.
00:27:58Good.
00:27:59Did anything happen today?
00:28:02Anybody bully you?
00:28:03Any handsome stranger try to rescue you?
00:28:07Are you the one that sent Steve?
00:28:10I should have known it was you.
00:28:12You don't have to thank me.
00:28:14But if I'd known you and Zack were so close, I wouldn't have had to send Steve.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18Zack and I only met once.
00:28:19He's just very kind-hearted.
00:28:24So kind-hearted that he's trying to help nurse a married woman?
00:28:28It's none of your business, okay?
00:28:30Well, that kind of hurts.
00:28:32I came fully prepared to care.
00:28:35Fine.
00:28:37Only because I don't want my face to bruise.
00:28:42I'm gonna come meet you.
00:28:46How'd you hurt your knee?
00:28:47I'm gonna come meet you.
00:28:48I'm gonna keep me.
00:29:01I'm gonna keep me.
00:29:03I'm gonna keep me.
00:29:04I'm gonna keep me.
00:29:11Um...
00:29:12The ointment?
00:29:13Yeah.
00:29:13Right.
00:29:14Sorry.
00:29:14Yeah.
00:29:14The ointment.
00:29:23he said how'd you hurt your knee
00:29:25on the type of early trips over air
00:29:29it was um before steve got there
00:29:32that asshole i was supposed to interview
00:29:35nothing new industry's full of people like that
00:29:38okay well if you come across another asshole just let me know handily
00:29:42you're being wearily sweet today
00:29:44it's very suspicious i'm being practical okay you shouldn't have to deal
00:29:47with idiots inefficient all right focus on what matters
00:29:53tracking down my brother okay whatever you say
00:30:04oh my god
00:30:09oh my god
00:30:10charlotte got recast charlotte's no longer involved in this project after the stun she pulled
00:30:16today she's not getting work for a long time
00:30:20how do you know so much about that did you make the call it's easy no big deal right no
00:30:27need to
00:30:27thank me look at you
00:30:31i might actually start liking you
00:30:37uh i'm gonna go to bed i'm i'm getting kind of tired
00:30:49sorry ma'am you're not permitted inside
00:30:52not permitted i work here
00:30:54not anymore
00:30:56this is bullshit let me in or i'm going to
00:30:59this is all because of that little bitch
00:31:02charlotte
00:31:02i think you should see this
00:31:04what now a five million dollar reward
00:31:07give me that
00:31:09oh
00:31:11five million huh
00:31:12for a baby
00:31:15well
00:31:17looks like my chance finally showed up
00:31:41they say this stuff could make even a coma patient operator
00:31:45once he loses control they'll have to accept me
00:31:57johnna i bought you the latest hat bag
00:32:28luis
00:32:37Oh, poor coma boy. How could I possibly expect you to answer me?
00:32:54Looks like it's really kicking in. I did good, didn't I?
00:33:11You kidding me? Hello? Yes, fine. I'll be there in a few minutes. This isn't over, Lucas.
00:33:25Marked by a long shot.
00:33:37Lewis, what's wrong?
00:33:44I don't know what's happening to you right now. I want you so badly.
00:33:51I'm right here.
00:34:11Wait, wait. I gotta know you want this too. Yeah?
00:34:19What's wrong with you?
00:34:20You're not a genius.
00:34:38You're not a genius.
00:34:38You're not a genius.
00:34:38You're too genius.
00:34:44You're a genius.
00:34:46I don't know.
00:34:46I don't know.
00:34:47Oh my God, my arm's killing me.
00:34:50Yeah, mine too.
00:34:57Would you mind unlocking me?
00:34:58I'm so sorry.
00:35:00I am so sorry.
00:35:01Um, I got that yesterday.
00:35:03I thought we might as well try it.
00:35:06As long as you had fun.
00:35:09I take full responsibility about last night.
00:35:13Don't make it sound so intense.
00:35:14It was just one night.
00:35:16Let me look for the key.
00:35:17What do you mean, just one night?
00:35:19Oh, it means what it means.
00:35:24You are being released.
00:35:27Anne, are you in there?
00:35:33Anne, are you in there?
00:35:34You missed breakfast.
00:35:36You should at least have some lunch.
00:35:38Yes, yeah, I will be down in just a minute.
00:35:40Anne, what are you doing?
00:35:42Turn it the other way!
00:35:43I'm trying!
00:35:44I'm in right now.
00:35:49Oh!
00:35:50Morning.
00:35:51Wow.
00:35:52Last night was quite productive.
00:35:56Anne, you certainly have the imagination.
00:36:01Yeah, I get that a lot.
00:36:04I'm just...
00:36:05I'm very committed to earning that five million dollar bonus.
00:36:09Well, I'll leave you to it.
00:36:12Oh, and don't forget to come down for lunch later.
00:36:14Yes.
00:36:19Oh my god.
00:36:21That was close.
00:36:25Are you okay?
00:36:26Are you okay?
00:36:26Why aren't you saying anything?
00:36:30It's evil locked.
00:36:35Look, I meant what I said earlier about taking responsibility.
00:36:40What else do you think there is to do?
00:36:42What else do you think there is to do?
00:36:43I mean, we already got married.
00:36:44That was kind of the irresponsible thing.
00:36:45I mean, you're tough to deal with sometimes, but I'm making more of an effort to like you and care
00:36:53for you.
00:36:54Wow.
00:36:56Thanks.
00:36:58That's probably the worst confession I've ever heard.
00:37:01Whatever.
00:37:02I'm not really looking to date anyone right now anyway.
00:37:05I mean, priorities are my career and making money.
00:37:08I see.
00:37:11See what?
00:37:13Hey, Steve.
00:37:15Uh, I needed an immediate acquisition of, uh, what's your company called?
00:37:20AD Studios.
00:37:21Of AD Studios.
00:37:22Do this right away.
00:37:23Once you get full ownership, transfer it to Anne Morris.
00:37:26Yeah.
00:37:27Right now.
00:37:31What are you doing?
00:37:32That is not what I meant.
00:37:33Stop.
00:37:33You said you wanted money and power.
00:37:35I'm giving you both.
00:37:36God, you are impossible to talk to.
00:37:38Take it back.
00:37:39Now.
00:37:41Steve, hold off on that.
00:37:43I have to figure out what Mrs. Bellucci actually wants.
00:37:46What is your problem?
00:37:55Men and their ideas.
00:37:57It's truly horrifying.
00:38:01I just need to take this scandal shot.
00:38:05Get the money.
00:38:07And disappear.
00:38:14Oh!
00:38:14Hey!
00:38:15Zach!
00:38:16What a coincidence.
00:38:17Dan, it's good to see you.
00:38:20You can let go now?
00:38:22Oh, why would I do that?
00:38:23You're literally falling for me.
00:38:25Mmm.
00:38:26Bit greasy.
00:38:28That's a fair critique.
00:38:29In my defense, I thought it was a good pun at the time.
00:38:33What are you doing all geared up?
00:38:34Where are you headed?
00:38:35I actually am headed to investigate some very classified unspeakable stuff.
00:38:41Hmm.
00:38:43You know, I think I recognize that guy.
00:38:46What guy?
00:38:47The guy in the picture sticking out of your very classified and unspeakable little bag.
00:38:59Mind if I take a closer look?
00:39:02Yeah, why not?
00:39:13Okay, dig into your memory.
00:39:15Where do you know him from?
00:39:17Oh, yeah.
00:39:18This guy's been in pictures with some of my mafia buddies.
00:39:22Mafia buddies?
00:39:24You have mafia buddies.
00:39:26The Carruccias.
00:39:27It's funny, when you're making your indie film, you make some strange friends.
00:39:32Uh-huh.
00:39:33Yeah.
00:39:34They just love westerns.
00:39:36Tried to get them in as extras, but those guys do not take direction.
00:39:41And mister.
00:39:44Want to buy some flowers?
00:39:46Get some for your girlfriend.
00:39:48I'll give you a couple's discount.
00:39:50Oh, no, we're...
00:39:50We'll take the whole bunch.
00:39:55It's for you.
00:39:58Thank you, mister.
00:39:59You really did not have to do that.
00:40:02Come on, kid's just trying to make a living.
00:40:04Yeah.
00:40:05I guess it helps them out, so...
00:40:10Hey, and, um...
00:40:12I had something important to tell you.
00:40:21Yep.
00:40:44It's too bad about the flowers.
00:40:46Um, what were you gonna say earlier?
00:40:52Nothing.
00:40:53Nothing important.
00:40:55Come on, let's go.
00:41:05What the hell happened here?
00:41:07Uh, a bunch of people stormed in here earlier, and they, uh, trashed your desk.
00:41:12You guys didn't try to stop them?
00:41:14They looked way too scary. We were not about to die for your desk.
00:41:18Why would they even do that?
00:41:21Maybe you should check the gossip headlines yourself.
00:41:27Caught on camera.
00:41:29Notorious paparazzi Anne Morris spotted on a street date with movie star Zac Efron.
00:41:35What is this bullshit?
00:41:36Who even wrote this?
00:41:39Flash Grid?
00:41:40Come on, I pose as a fake lawyer wants to scare them.
00:41:43Did they have to go this far just for revenge?
00:41:50And...
00:41:50Anne Morris, Anne Morris, over here!
00:41:51Are you the reason he and Charlotte split?
00:41:54Did you break them up?
00:41:55She doesn't deserve him!
00:41:57You ruined the cutest couple ever, you homewrecker!
00:42:00Oh my god, this is the worst.
00:42:11Time Outro Music
00:42:11You ruined the cutest couple ever, you have to find someone who lives out.
00:42:31And that's where you can find someone who lives in, you.
00:42:31guy. Is it possible that's Louis Bellucci? No, wait. That's Louis Bellucci. He's been
00:42:37in a coma. Everyone knows that. Okay. Whatever misunderstandings there may be, whatever rumors
00:42:42you may have heard, does not give you the right to attack my wife. Stop it now, or the
00:42:48Bellucci group will not hesitate to take legal action. That's really Louis Bellucci, the
00:42:53heir. Mr. Bellucci, when did you marry Anne Morris? And do you realize that she is a notoriously
00:43:00infamous population? Mr. Bellucci, if I'm not mistaken, weren't you in a coma? When did
00:43:05you wake up? Let me clear some things up for you. Number one, yes, I woke up recently. My
00:43:12health is no longer a concern. Number two, what happened yesterday? There seems to be some
00:43:17misunderstandings. Zach is a trusted business partner of mine. Twisting photos into some
00:43:23scandalous thing is not only irresponsible, it's just a waste of time. Number three,
00:43:29about Anne. We have been in love since the moment we got married. She is a wonderful
00:43:34person and deserves all your respect. Obviously, whatever she chooses to pursue, I will back
00:43:42her. Wow. The Bellucci heir looks nothing like those rumors about him being old and ugly.
00:43:48He's actually insanely good-looking. Maybe we got this whole thing wrong. I mean, why would Anne
00:43:54cheat with Zach if she was just standing next to her? We have been in love since the day we
00:43:59got
00:43:59married. She is a wonderful person and deserves your respect. What? What? What? Get out of here!
00:44:06Linda! What now? Whatever she decides to pursue, I will back her. Is that Luis Bellucci? Isn't he
00:44:15supposed to be basically a vegetable? I know. Were the rumors saying that he was old and ugly and
00:44:21practically dying? Why does he look that handsome? Oh my god! Why is this happening? Why does Anne get all
00:44:29the luck?
00:44:30Refusing to marry him is the stupidest decision I've made in my entire life!
00:44:37Linda? Linda! Linda!
00:44:45Now, I feel like I've answered all your questions as kindly and as calmly as I possibly could,
00:44:50but hear me now. If rumors like this come up again, and there is anything about my wife or
00:44:57the Bellucci group, I will sue immediately. Thank you. Good day.
00:45:06Oh, thank you. Really, thank you. Come on. Let's go home. Yes.
00:45:19Oh my god! Oh my god! Thank god you're finally awake!
00:45:28I knew all my daily good deeds would finally pay off one day.
00:45:33Grandma, it's been like half an hour. It's getting a little creepy.
00:45:36Oh, you're right. I might have gone a little overboard.
00:45:40Oh, did I even introduce you to Anne? Uh, yeah. Yeah, we just met, but it already feels familiar.
00:45:53Yeah. Same for me.
00:45:59Come in. I cleaned your jacket for you. Thank you so much for today, for taking all those hits from
00:46:07me.
00:46:08That's what husbands are supposed to do.
00:46:13Do you want to sit?
00:46:19Well, now that you're publicly awake, uh, have you thought about what's next?
00:46:26Honestly, no. No, today was pretty much all impulse. I still got my head on straight, don't worry.
00:46:32If you want, I can write something up for you, polish your business image a bit.
00:46:36No, you don't have to rush to pay me back, okay? I meant what I said. Take responsibility.
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:42Not enough.
00:46:57Oh my god. I totally forgot. I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:04Oh my god. I totally forgot. I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:08Okay, all right. Yeah, what is it?
00:47:11I found out that your brother Vincent might have some ties to the mob.
00:47:14Okay, yeah. Makes sense.
00:47:16I tapped some connections, did some light stalking, and I found out that on Friday,
00:47:21he's meeting with the mob at an abandoned factory up north. They're cooking up some kind of underground deal.
00:47:27I'm impressed. By, by you, not, not by Vincent, obviously.
00:47:32I know. And on Friday, I'm going to go myself and see what they're up to.
00:47:37No, no, I'll send my guys. I can't risk that. That's too dangerous.
00:47:41No, that's, trust me, it's the kind of thing that I should handle. Besides, I won't be alone.
00:47:47What do you mean?
00:47:48Well, I'm going to find an assistant. Preferably someone quick, smart, good in a fight.
00:47:57Okay, I see what you're saying. All right, I'll go with you.
00:48:01Okay, come on. I'm not letting Chonda murder me for dragging you out.
00:48:04I'm responsible for my subcontractor's health, okay? Don't worry about Chonda.
00:48:09We'll sneak out anyway.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:13Okay?
00:48:14Sounds kind of funny.
00:48:39Sorry.
00:48:40Are you sure no one's going to snap us in a place like this?
00:48:44You know, I've been doing this five years.
00:48:46Turns out the most dangerous places are where you're the safest.
00:48:54Oh, sorry. I forgot to turn the flash off.
00:49:02It's not funny. Now I know why the paparazzi is all over you. You're way too easy to spot.
00:49:07What?
00:49:09Sir?
00:49:11You may want to see this.
00:49:16Always causing trouble.
00:49:17Let's go.
00:49:19I swear, Sarah.
00:49:20The seat from Shaq, and you're driving.
00:49:31Thanks, man.
00:49:32So have you thought at all about that exclusive interview?
00:49:35Don't do those every day.
00:49:37Of course.
00:49:38I mean, after our latest scandal, we both have plenty of buzz.
00:49:42That interview would be huge.
00:49:44I hope so.
00:49:45But, uh, judging from your outfit today, I don't know if you've fully adapted to the celebrity lifestyle.
00:49:50Okay, don't remind me.
00:49:52You have no idea what I went through that day.
00:49:54I literally escaped the office under a bunch of flying food.
00:49:59But Louis showed up, so that was helpful.
00:50:02Well, it sure was convenient timing for him.
00:50:05I was coming to help you. I just, I never market it.
00:50:09It's okay. This exclusive totally makes up for it.
00:50:13You know, I've never done one of these before.
00:50:15What do I get?
00:50:20Um, well, I can.
00:50:22How about I serve you a crab leg?
00:50:40You guys mind if I join?
00:50:41Louis? What are you doing here?
00:50:43Photos of you already online.
00:50:45I thought I was your husband.
00:50:47It was my responsibility to show up, you know.
00:50:49Make sure no scandals happen.
00:50:52Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:57Wow, that is incredible.
00:51:01You've only been awake, what, three, four hours, and already you're letting your insecurity talk.
00:51:06I'm just here to make sure that, uh, no questionable people get close to my wife.
00:51:13Call it a responsibility, you know.
00:51:16I mean, you did already ruin her reputation last time, right?
00:51:18Yeah, so I'm not responsible enough to marry her while I'm deep in a coma, box in her entire life
00:51:23as a result.
00:51:24Okay, I think there has been a misunderstanding.
00:51:27Louis, Zach very nicely asked me to do this exclusive interview for him.
00:51:31That is why we're having lunch today.
00:51:33Oh, an exclusive interview. That sounds interesting.
00:51:38Maybe they should ask you about your dating history.
00:51:41There's probably a lot of interesting stuff there, huh?
00:51:44Yeah, there's a ton. I've gotten up to a bunch the past couple of years.
00:51:47It's the type of thing that you can do when you're not unconscious.
00:51:49Okay, how about we all eat some seafood? This is a huge combo.
00:51:53I'm just setting boundaries. Something you clearly know nothing about.
00:51:57Oh, I know boundaries.
00:52:00Like not telling Anne what she can and can't do.
00:52:02Not interrupting when she's trying to have a nice dinner with a friend.
00:52:05Oh my god. I think I've had enough of this childish little bickering, so enjoy this feast without me.
00:52:12Okay, I'm gonna go.
00:52:13Okay, Anne. Anne!
00:52:19Bellucci, air my ass. Can't even pick up the tab.
00:52:27Hey, walking away is not a great habit, but I know Zach is incredibly annoying.
00:52:32Well, don't pin it all on him. You just act like you're in kindergarten.
00:52:35And now I am seriously worried about tomorrow's investigation.
00:52:38Okay, well don't be. I'm going with you.
00:52:41Yeah, that's kind of the reason why I'm worried.
00:52:45Just promise me that whatever happens tomorrow, you follow my lead. Okay?
00:52:51Okay.
00:53:06What?
00:53:08Nice outfit.
00:53:11It's not easy toning down all...
00:53:14Okay, hot guy. Let's move.
00:53:19Oh, no, no, no. We're not taking that. That's way too high-key.
00:53:25We're taking that.
00:53:46Oh, all right. Do we really need to do this?
00:53:48Yes, absolutely. This is called low profile.
00:53:51Okay, then why do I feel like everyone's staring and judging me?
00:53:56Probably because you still look good even if you're squished on the back seat like that.
00:54:01Yeah, I'll keep telling myself that.
00:54:03All right, come on.
00:54:16I think you can let go now.
00:54:17Yeah.
00:54:24Well, here we are.
00:54:27From now on, we travel light.
00:54:31I brought something too.
00:54:34Why did you bring those?
00:54:35In case I need to punch them. Yeah, keep them under control.
00:54:39Okay, well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
00:54:43If I recall, you handcuffed me for the entire night the other night.
00:54:49I think it's your turn to see how it feels.
00:54:50Are you...
00:54:50Lewis!
00:54:52Can you not be five years old for one second?
00:54:54It's not a big deal. Okay, look.
00:54:56All right.
00:54:57Now we're both handcuffed. See? No big deal.
00:55:00Can you get it off, please? We have to go.
00:55:02I have a key. Relax.
00:55:10Take it off.
00:55:11I think I left it at home.
00:55:13You what?
00:55:14Okay, hold on. Maybe I can get it off without it.
00:55:17Take it off. We just got here and we already look like idiots.
00:55:20I'm so sorry.
00:55:21I didn't expect them to be so user hostile.
00:55:25Well, I guess we're stuck like this now. Thank you.
00:55:28Whatever. We have to go.
00:55:41Why did that idiot have to wake up now?
00:55:44This ruins the whole plan.
00:55:47He's roasting you.
00:55:51I'm gonna get my recorder.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:59Follow my lead.
00:56:06Welp.
00:56:15I guess the poison I used on Louie Bellucci was way too mild.
00:56:19That moron actually woke up.
00:56:23Reed, have you seen?
00:56:24No. We handled everything clean.
00:56:28Good. Good.
00:56:30The chairman of the Kennedy Group won't make it through the week.
00:56:32I want it done clean, fast, and I want it traced to no one. You got it?
00:56:39And the payment? We still haven't been paid for taking out Kennedy's partners. Last time or the time before.
00:56:46We risk our lives out here, you know. We don't do charity.
00:56:49Yeah, I got it. Relax, okay? You'll get your money. I'll wire it soon.
00:56:56But if you help me take out Louie Bellucci and clear the way for me as the CEO of the
00:57:01Bellucci Group,
00:57:01I'll pay double.
00:57:06I've got enough footage.
00:57:17Who's there?
00:57:19No one gets out of here knowing what happened. Go. Take them out.
00:57:24Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:57:27No, no, no, no, no. Come, come, come, come, come. Hey, hey, store's off.
00:57:32Up, come, come. Here. There they are.
00:57:45Come on. Come. Help me over here.
00:57:49Come on, use more muscle, man.
00:57:53Oh, fuck. Fuck.
00:57:55This sounds efficient, man. I'll have to kill them.
00:57:58Man, fuck it in pants anyways. Fuck this shit. Fuck.
00:58:03Okay. That was terrifying, but it's an accomplished, though, right?
00:58:08I mean, we basically got your brother to confess to trying to kill you, so that's helpful.
00:58:13I don't know where to thank you.
00:58:16Sure you do. Just raise the price. 12 million.
00:58:2112? Okay. Why don't you just aim higher? Why don't you just ask for the shares of the Bellucci Group?
00:58:26Well, careful. I might actually take you up on that.
00:58:31Okay, well, we're safe for now, but how are we going to get out of here?
00:58:40It's not even a handle.
00:58:41Shit. How are we going to get out of here?
00:58:50Great.
00:58:54Okay, I think we're stuck in here.
00:58:55Yeah, well, handcuffed in case you forgot.
00:58:58And no service.
00:59:00Does anyone else even know where we are?
00:59:01No, Steve doesn't even know where I am.
00:59:04I guess we just...
00:59:08Leave it up to fate?
00:59:14Well, what happened? Where are they?
00:59:15They ran into the room. It was locked.
00:59:18I think they got away.
00:59:20Got away.
00:59:24You're useless.
00:59:25You're both absolutely useless. Did you...
00:59:28Did you at least get a look at their face?
00:59:29What did they look like?
00:59:31A man and a woman.
00:59:33The woman looked like that paparazzi from the recent scandal.
00:59:36Yeah.
00:59:38Recent scandal.
00:59:41Ann Morris.
00:59:43And the guy with her.
00:59:44It must have been that actor guy.
00:59:45Zach making headlines.
00:59:46Was he good looking?
00:59:48I don't know.
00:59:49Was he cute?
00:59:50Was he hot?
00:59:51Was he beautiful?
00:59:51What is cute?
00:59:52He's good looking.
00:59:54Good looking.
00:59:55Good.
00:59:55Then it's got to be them.
00:59:56Let's go.
00:59:57Let's go get them.
01:00:02I mean, it's not so bad.
01:00:03It could be worse.
01:00:04You know, worst case scenario.
01:00:06They find us in a couple of days.
01:00:07We have the camera.
01:00:08It's all the evidence.
01:00:10Basically national heroes.
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:14Honored for exposing your darling brother who pretends to be a harmless pretty peacock,
01:00:20but is actually a hitman hiring psychopath.
01:00:23By the way, you guys are brothers.
01:00:25How are you this different?
01:00:27I didn't even know I had a brother until after college.
01:00:29I thought I had the perfect family and my parents died.
01:00:34And I saw him for the first time at the funeral.
01:00:39That's how I learned my dad was cheating.
01:00:41And I had a half brother that I didn't even want.
01:00:45So my grandma took him in and pretty soon he wanted to take over the company.
01:00:50And he poisoned me.
01:00:53More than once.
01:00:56Steve started to handle everything for me and just tried to make sure he didn't put the company under.
01:01:02You know, sometimes the expectations of everything can just weigh you down, you know?
01:01:10I guess too many expectations is better than none.
01:01:15When my mom died, my dad let my stepmom run everything.
01:01:21None of them believed in me.
01:01:22They didn't want me to succeed.
01:01:25But I just, I pushed through and I worked really hard and studied and
01:01:32I'm gonna be happier than any of them ever will be.
01:01:36I know you will.
01:01:38I always thought that.
01:01:40If you let me, I'd really like to be there to see it.
01:01:45Yeah.
01:01:47I'd like that.
01:01:50How about this?
01:01:54In two weeks we get married for real.
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:59Let's do it properly this time.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:19You two are together.
01:02:22What's going on?
01:02:23What did I miss?
01:02:25It's not mine.
01:02:26It looks like you.
01:02:26Yes.
01:02:28Well, maybe it is.
01:02:29We are together now.
01:02:31I was gone for one day.
01:02:33What happened?
01:02:34You'll be fine, Zach.
01:02:35Okay.
01:02:37Thank you, by the way.
01:02:38How did you guys even find us?
01:02:40Well, we'd been trying to reach you all day and got nothing.
01:02:43Finally, Zach decided to track your location on your phone.
01:02:48Searched every room in this factory.
01:02:50This storage room is the only one that was left.
01:02:52I've got a technician to open the doors.
01:02:55I really appreciate that.
01:02:57Ann and I both really appreciate that.
01:03:01Hey, can I talk to you alone for a second?
01:03:04I would love to, but...
01:03:06Unfortunately, we're a little chained up at the moment.
01:03:08So unless you want me part of that conversation, I don't think so.
01:03:14Oh, how about tomorrow?
01:03:16Gotcha.
01:03:17Um, seems like you two have this sorted.
01:03:21I think I've done my part.
01:03:22I'm going to head out.
01:03:25I'm going to go to a bar.
01:03:27I'm going to get very drunk.
01:03:28I'm going to hook up with a random woman.
01:03:32Maybe a man.
01:03:33Who knows?
01:03:34Don't text me.
01:03:39Listen, you shouldn't have jumped in and answered for me.
01:03:43I'll find the time to talk to him tomorrow.
01:03:44You're right.
01:03:45I'm sorry.
01:03:46I know you can handle it.
01:04:10I can break it to you, but you've been hugging that cocktail and crying for like three hours.
01:04:17Come on, man.
01:04:20Oh, it is what it is.
01:04:24Are you sure you don't recognize me, man?
01:04:28Nope.
01:04:32But since you look so miserable,
01:04:38this one's on me.
01:04:41Judging Jason over here.
01:04:45Welcome to my bar.
01:04:46You look haggard.
01:04:53Oh boy.
01:04:54I only had two drinks.
01:04:56My tolerance isn't that bad.
01:05:04Zach, watch out behind you.
01:05:06Oh, shit.
01:05:08What the fuck, man?
01:05:09You just bought me a drink a second ago.
01:05:12Oh my god.
01:05:13Zach.
01:05:13Zach, are you okay?
01:05:15The drink.
01:05:16I'm figuring it out.
01:05:17Zach.
01:05:18Zach, I love you.
01:05:20I'm your number one fan.
01:05:22I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.
01:05:25Sure, yeah.
01:05:26Zach, he's like your insane super fan or something.
01:05:29And he drugged my drink.
01:05:31I'm going down soon.
01:05:32We gotta run.
01:05:33Hey, you.
01:05:33You're that woman from the scandal.
01:05:35What's that?
01:05:36Mm-hmm.
01:05:36You filthy bitch.
01:05:40I'm gonna kill you.
01:05:41Run, run, run.
01:05:42Let's go.
01:05:46Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:47Go right here.
01:05:48Go right here.
01:05:50Go right here.
01:05:52And this is hitting really hard.
01:05:54I cannot run anymore.
01:05:55You gotta stay with me, okay?
01:05:57You'll be fine.
01:05:58And this is a shitload of Molly and GHB.
01:06:02I am not gonna be awake for very long.
01:06:04You just gotta call the cops and leave me, man.
01:06:07Dear Zach, where are you?
01:06:11Don't hide from me.
01:06:16I'm just a ski kid.
01:06:19I'm going away myself.
01:06:21Hey, psycho.
01:06:22You bitch.
01:06:24If you know what's good for you, step aside right now.
01:06:27I might just let you walk away.
01:06:29Not a chance.
01:06:31I'm actually going to teach you a lesson for Zach.
01:06:37Zach here would never like a fan like you.
01:06:41That's all you got?
01:06:43Of course not.
01:06:45You're really pathetic.
01:06:46Did you know that?
01:06:47I bet you just pretended to be nice to get close to Zach and drug him.
01:06:50Is that right?
01:06:51You said that you love him, but you can't even show him your true self.
01:06:53It's disgusting.
01:06:54You better stop doing this.
01:06:56You know, the second Zach sees you, he would have run in the other direction
01:06:58because he hates people like you.
01:06:59And he chose me.
01:07:01Not you.
01:07:01Never you.
01:07:02You bitch.
01:07:03I'm going to bash your head in.
01:07:06I don't mean to do that.
01:07:07Ah.
01:07:08Nice.
01:07:13What?
01:07:14Hey, hey.
01:07:15Are you okay?
01:07:16Yeah, fine.
01:07:17My arm just hurts a little.
01:07:18Take him to the Bellucci mansion.
01:07:20Don't tell anyone.
01:07:22Um, Zach passed out.
01:07:25The guy drugged him.
01:07:26It's fine.
01:07:26My guys will take him to the hospital.
01:07:28He told me your location.
01:07:29That's how I knew you were here.
01:07:30Really?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:32I didn't expect you guys to ever work together.
01:07:42Talk.
01:07:44Right now.
01:07:45Who sent you?
01:07:46No one.
01:07:48Nobody sent me.
01:07:50I did it myself.
01:07:51I just love Zach.
01:07:53That's all.
01:07:54Oh, really?
01:07:55Let's go over a few things, shall we?
01:07:58You're not a bartender.
01:07:59You just disguised yourself as one tonight.
01:08:02And you just happened to be carrying a sedative?
01:08:04It sure seems like you were after Zach.
01:08:06But the real puzzle is, how did you even know he was going to be there?
01:08:10Stop messing with him.
01:08:12Fine.
01:08:13We already know everything.
01:08:15We unlocked your phone, so we're just giving you a chance to say it yourself.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:19I'll talk.
01:08:21I love Zach.
01:08:23Okay?
01:08:24Last night, this man in the purple suit just suddenly showed up.
01:08:28He said he could help me have Zach.
01:08:31Said he knew people around him and could track his location.
01:08:34Still obsessed with the purple suits?
01:08:37He gave me the sedative.
01:08:39Told me exactly what to do.
01:08:41He said I could have Zach all night, as long as I sent some photos afterward of us.
01:08:48You know.
01:08:51Together.
01:08:57Okay, that is disgusting.
01:08:59Okay, here's what's going to happen.
01:09:00You're going to call him right now.
01:09:02You're going to say you got something about Zach.
01:09:04You're going to meet him at the park nearby.
01:09:07You got it?
01:09:14So, what's going on, buddy?
01:09:16I figured you'd be busy tonight.
01:09:18Too busy to mess with anyone else, especially me.
01:09:21And you.
01:09:21And you.
01:09:22Right.
01:09:23Introductions.
01:09:24This is Charlotte.
01:09:24She helped us track Zach's phone.
01:09:26And apparently you have some huge dirt on Zach that she insisted on being here to hear for
01:09:31herself.
01:09:32You really are delightfully wicked, aren't you?
01:09:34All right, enough.
01:09:36Okay, so spill it already.
01:09:37What's this zapping?
01:09:39I'm.
01:09:42I'm sorry.
01:09:46Wait, no.
01:09:47What's going on?
01:09:48Vincent Bellucci?
01:09:50Charlemagne.
01:09:51You're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder and aggravated assault.
01:09:55This must be some sort of mistake.
01:09:57You can't arrest me.
01:09:58Do you idiots have any idea who I am?
01:10:03Well, we.
01:10:05We already collected all the evidence, so.
01:10:08And you're witness, so.
01:10:10Well, he's over there.
01:10:12No.
01:10:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:14This is a setup.
01:10:15You think you could frame me?
01:10:17Oh, gee.
01:10:18Oh, nobody.
01:10:19All right, enough.
01:10:21You're done, Vincent.
01:10:23Everything you did led you to here.
01:10:25Oh, you're trying to stop me.
01:10:27You know who I am.
01:10:28Oh, no.
01:10:30Sir, you're a genius.
01:10:32Oh, ah.
01:10:35When the bat hit me, that's killing me now.
01:10:37Okay, come on.
01:10:39I'll take you.
01:10:44Do I really have to share a room with him?
01:10:46Oh, please.
01:10:47You think I enjoy this?
01:10:48It gives me a headache looking at your gaunt face every day.
01:10:51You look like a haunted Victorian child.
01:10:53Okay, show some respect, man.
01:10:54I am your rescuer.
01:10:55I saved you from a very yucky situation with that bartender.
01:10:58Okay, if your blind brother hadn't gotten us mixed up, I would never have been in this situation to begin
01:11:04with.
01:11:04Okay, I have had enough of this.
01:11:06You two are acting like children.
01:11:07I'll lead you two to argue together, and I'm gonna go find some peace.
01:11:12Don't kill each other.
01:11:24Hey.
01:11:27You're a solid guy.
01:11:30I feel like I can trust Anne with you.
01:11:35Means a lot.
01:11:36Better treat her right, though.
01:11:39One false move.
01:11:40I'll be right back here.
01:11:41I'll steal it back.
01:11:43Promise I am not gonna give you that chance.
01:11:49In two weeks, we're gonna do a proper wedding.
01:11:51You should come.
01:11:53You're an important witness.
01:11:57Wouldn't miss it.
01:12:03The bride is entering.
01:12:06Please, all rise for her.
01:12:08I never thought
01:12:11it happened on me
01:12:15A stolen glance at the wedding.
01:12:18Eyes closed.
01:12:20Steam in the bathroom light.
01:12:23Why am I willing to wait for you?
01:12:25I'm so moved.
01:12:27Me too.
01:12:28I can't handle scenes like this.
01:12:31Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to witness the union of Louis Belushi and Anne Morris.
01:12:39Louis, Anne, I'll ask you to share your vows and affirm that you entered this marriage
01:12:47willingly and wholeheartedly.
01:12:51I do.
01:12:52I do.
01:12:54Seriously, can't this guy show up to one wedding without being injured?
01:12:58Who knows?
01:13:00Maybe it's the type of romance.
01:13:02Louis, you may kiss the bride.
01:13:04Me too.
01:13:06Do you want to get closer?
01:13:10Say it's true.
01:13:14Don't be shy.
01:13:17I can feel it move.
01:13:21Say it's free.
01:13:23Say it's free.
01:13:24Pretend to work in my heart.
01:13:26Just let it end.
01:13:28Say it's free.
01:13:29Let it end.
01:13:29Apostle me in the帽子 not wildunder from the poor.
01:13:30Do you do?
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