He wanted to play dead, so she gleefully decided to plan his funeral and sell all his prized sports cars! Waving the luxury car auction brochures right in front of his twitching face, the brilliant comedic revenge in OOPS! MY RICH HUSBAND IS FAKING COMA forces the scheming billionaire to surrender unconditionally. Watch the funniest romantic vertical drama online and cheer for the cleverest wife! #OOPSMYRICHHUSBANDISFAKINGCOMA #fakecoma #billionairecomedy #shortdrama #miniseriesfullepisodes #fullepisode #fullmovie #engsub #englishwebseries #trendingdramausuk #completeverticaldrama #viralshortfilm #bestromancedrama2026 #ReelShort #DramaBox #ShortMax #GoodShort #MoboReel #KalosTV #TopShort #full
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00:00:04have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married
00:00:08the bride and the groom are entering please everyone rise for them
00:00:18true love security social conditioning for me it's simple money
00:00:33mrs bellucci must be losing her mind they actually found a bride for lewis poor girl
00:00:39actually marrying a vegetable or hardly that's ann morris the famous paparazzi people like her
00:00:46never do anything for free she's definitely getting something out of this marriage
00:00:53ms morris do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him in good times
00:01:02and bad
00:01:02in sickness and in health for the rest of your life
00:01:11please everybody knows the bellucci air is basically a vegetable and he ugly and old i'm not marrying that
00:01:19man they only need a wife in name to seal the deal surely i won't let you be the one
00:01:25sacrificed
00:01:26and you'll do it time for you to contribute to this family why me ever since your father died
00:01:34i've cared for you for years without asking for one cent don't you think it's time you paid something
00:01:41back well if by care you mean making me your maid and never paying me a single dollar
00:01:48then sure
00:01:52watch your tone girl and remember i'm still holding your mother's urn so if you don't want anything to
00:01:59happen to it okay fine but if you want me to take the hit for linda it'll cost you
00:02:09a hundred thousand dollars
00:02:14since you're so eager to sell yourself out deal
00:02:24i do
00:02:28my family thought they could ruin me wrong bellucci pays five million dollars for an heir
00:02:33i'll take some money buy my freedom and live better than all of them
00:02:43thank you
00:02:44good to be here today
00:02:46grandma
00:02:46and pleasure to meet you hi wow getting married on valentine's day how uh romantic oh and these
00:02:57balloons absolutely adorable i just had to grab one for myself but you know what i think you need
00:03:03this more than i do oh well that's very lovely thank you and you are i'm louis brother oh well
00:03:14half brother we don't have the same mom but that's never stopped me from seeing louis as my most beloved
00:03:20older brother
00:03:21well today has been just so touching so warm so much thank you it fills my heart with warmth to
00:03:33see louis finally settling down right i know
00:03:38well i better be getting out of here bye grandma
00:03:41my pleasure to meet you anne
00:03:43me too
00:03:44enjoy my brother
00:03:52um i did not realize louis had a brother
00:03:55it's just a mistake louis's father's made years ago
00:04:00he's an odd boy but harmless
00:04:03so now that the wedding is done
00:04:05anne
00:04:08when do you plan on giving the family an heir
00:04:13oh um yes about that i i would love to eventually um it's just you know given that louis is
00:04:24in a vegetative state at the moment
00:04:26uh maybe we can i can try uh what's the tech stuff called
00:04:30um ibf
00:04:32don't you worry dear the doctor says all the important parts are still working
00:04:39excuse me
00:04:40yes
00:04:45wait did he just
00:04:49did he just move
00:04:52i know it sounds crazy right but maybe it's god's twisted little miracle
00:04:57he left louis at least one chance to give us an heir
00:05:02did you see it am i crazy
00:05:04i know honey he can't really move right now
00:05:07but look at the bright side
00:05:09you're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots
00:05:12choose whatever positions work for you dear
00:05:15hmm
00:05:15oh i promised my girlfriends
00:05:19we'd go to a valentine single party tonight
00:05:21so we're gonna be heading first
00:05:24oh
00:05:25and remember
00:05:26you're sleeping in louis room tonight
00:05:29sure
00:05:30love to
00:05:32well
00:05:33miss anne
00:05:34i leave him in your capable hands
00:05:39good luck
00:05:39thank you
00:05:43all right
00:05:45lovely family you have there
00:05:49let's go
00:06:01i swear i saw you move this afternoon
00:06:03are you really unconscious
00:06:05are you faking it
00:06:10hello
00:06:15hello
00:06:16i don't know
00:06:19let's see
00:06:31oh my god
00:06:32how do you stay unconscious for two years and still have abs
00:06:38okay
00:06:40well still no reaction i guess you really are
00:06:43i'm not faking it
00:06:48ah
00:06:53hmm
00:06:54hmm
00:07:03it's insane
00:07:05and my new husband
00:07:07he is nothing like the rumors
00:07:10he is young
00:07:12he is hot
00:07:14guess what
00:07:15he can still have sex
00:07:17i know
00:07:18my mother-in-law literally told me that
00:07:20he is so weird
00:07:25all right
00:07:26maybe i should see for myself
00:07:33maybe i should see for myself
00:07:37i'm just kidding
00:07:40okay
00:07:41i should go
00:07:41i have work in the morning
00:07:42and i want to catch a few good stories
00:07:44bye
00:07:46bye
00:07:55okay then
00:07:59good night dear
00:08:12crazy woman
00:08:13crazy woman
00:08:13huh
00:08:14much better when she's quiet
00:08:31good morning
00:08:32good morning husband
00:08:32good morning husband
00:08:32good morning
00:08:34good morning
00:08:35good morning
00:08:37see you later
00:08:43sorry
00:08:53i think that woman's beginning to suspect that you're not really out
00:08:58Should we look in there?
00:09:02Not for now.
00:09:07Ann Morris, the most popular entertainment reporter.
00:09:10Dubbed most trustworthy paparazzi.
00:09:13I didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing.
00:09:16Me neither.
00:09:18I think my new wife might be just what I need to stir up a little trouble for Vincent, huh?
00:09:24God, it's really him.
00:09:25Your job's so big.
00:09:26Zach, choose the break.
00:09:27I know what the deal is.
00:09:28Where is Charlotte?
00:09:30I'm just trying to...
00:09:34Is that Zach?
00:09:35He turns down our interviews all the time.
00:09:38Zach, people are saying that you and director Michael are more than just co-workers.
00:09:42Is that true?
00:09:43Cool.
00:09:43So a second ago, I'm a womanizer.
00:09:45Now I'm gay.
00:09:45That's awesome.
00:09:46There you are.
00:09:47I have been looking for you everywhere.
00:09:52Um, quick intro.
00:09:54I am, uh, Zach's new lawyer.
00:09:57You guys are Flash Grid, right?
00:09:59Classic look.
00:09:59I figured we've actually had quite a few cases concerning your company recently.
00:10:05Say, director Nick?
00:10:07Oh.
00:10:08Um, okay.
00:10:09We are so very, very sorry to disturb you.
00:10:12Sorry to disturb you.
00:10:12Um, yeah.
00:10:13Let's get out of here.
00:10:16That was a fantastic performance, Ms. Lawyer.
00:10:20I will, I will take that as a compliment.
00:10:21Oh, yeah.
00:10:22You just saved my ass.
00:10:24What could I ever do to repay you?
00:10:28Well, I...
00:10:30That is actually, that's all the things I need.
00:10:32Bye, sir.
00:10:34Fuck me.
00:10:36Another paparazzi.
00:10:41Anne Morris.
00:10:43I can remember that.
00:10:45Anne Morris.
00:10:49Oh, evening, Ms. Bellucci.
00:10:51Good evening, Anne.
00:10:52Come here.
00:10:53I have something to talk to you about.
00:10:56If I remember correctly, you were a paparazzi, right?
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01Well, I work for an entertainment news outlet, so we do street shots, interviews.
00:11:05Okay, never mind.
00:11:07I have an opportunity for you.
00:11:09I've arranged for you to go on a movie set this Friday to do some entertainment coverage.
00:11:15Really?
00:11:17That's amazing.
00:11:19So this is what it's like to marry into money.
00:11:22Feels so damn good.
00:11:23Of course.
00:11:24A career is important for any woman.
00:11:29I've always thought you had potential in more ways than one.
00:11:37Thank you, Ms. Bellucci.
00:11:38Call me Chanda.
00:11:40Oh, and by the way, Steve's off today, so you'll have to help Luis with his night routine.
00:11:47Oh, meaning shower and stuff.
00:11:51I'm sure you'll manage.
00:11:52Oh, it's getting late.
00:11:55I'm heading to bed.
00:11:57Good night.
00:12:03Shower.
00:12:04That's going to be tricky.
00:12:11There you go.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:17Now what?
00:12:19What is this crazy woman up to now?
00:12:24Well, you know, it may not kill you to skip a shower for a day, so how about I just
00:12:30wash your hair?
00:12:32If you don't say anything, I'll take that as a yes.
00:12:34I'm not funny.
00:12:40Let's do this.
00:12:42Let's do this.
00:12:44Shit.
00:12:46Oh, my God.
00:12:48I can't get this.
00:12:57Sorry.
00:12:59Totally.
00:13:00I did that on purpose.
00:13:01What a horrible woman.
00:13:05Sorry about that.
00:13:08It's a little clumsy sometimes.
00:13:11I really didn't expect you to be this built.
00:13:17Well, uh, let's do this thing.
00:13:22Please just make it quick.
00:13:24I'm really done with this.
00:13:26Here we go.
00:13:32Okay.
00:13:37I really do not know if this is what I was waiting for.
00:13:41I'm going to get all in there.
00:13:54Sorry.
00:13:55It's fine.
00:13:56I have a little for you.
00:14:05What am I saying on?
00:14:11Oh, my God.
00:14:21You know, I thought Chandra was kidding.
00:14:25I did not expect you to actually get hungered.
00:14:31Maybe I should start thinking about having a baby for the money.
00:14:37Well, pardon me, husband.
00:14:42I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:14:47Okay.
00:15:19What?
00:15:20What?
00:15:23You're alive?
00:15:25You can actually move?
00:15:26Relax, okay? It's a long story.
00:15:28Relax?
00:15:30Were you just awake the whole time in the bathroom?
00:15:33You were such a pervert!
00:15:35Okay, hold on, hold on.
00:15:36You were the one that jumped at the chance to bathe me.
00:15:38And by the way, you almost drowned me.
00:15:41Drowned you? Yes.
00:15:42Please, you were enjoying it. You literally got hard.
00:15:45Who was the one who was just trying to take off my pants, huh?
00:15:47Who's the pervert now?
00:15:48Has anyone ever told you you had a real smart-ass mouth?
00:15:50Yes, many times.
00:15:52Two years ago when I was awake, yeah.
00:15:55You've been faking it for two years? Why? I don't get it.
00:15:59Okay, long story short, my half-brother Vincent has been trying to kill me.
00:16:04He's incredibly dangerous, so I faked being in a coma to try and lay low for a while.
00:16:10A while?
00:16:11Okay, don't pick, alright? Come on.
00:16:13You met him, by the way, after the wedding. Purple suit, trying way too hard.
00:16:18Aw, Anne. Pleasure to meet you.
00:16:21Yeah, he seemed way too concerned about you.
00:16:23Yes, far too concerned.
00:16:25Two years ago, he messed with my medications more than once.
00:16:29That's really bad.
00:16:30Yeah, I have a profitable plan for you.
00:16:33What plan?
00:16:35Dig up everything you can on Vincent.
00:16:37Find anything you can to take him down.
00:16:39I mean, that's what you do, right?
00:16:42Well, I'll have to think about it.
00:16:44You just said he was dangerous.
00:16:47You do this, I'd give you eight million dollars.
00:16:52Yeah, think about it.
00:16:54Much more profitable than my mom's baby bonus plan, whatever it is.
00:16:57True.
00:17:01Ten million.
00:17:05Greedy girl.
00:17:08Fine.
00:17:09Deal.
00:17:14For once, Grandma got it right.
00:17:16A woman whose whole brain is just money might be exactly what I need.
00:17:21Oh, my God.
00:17:22We're all gonna die!
00:17:24Oh!
00:17:25Oh!
00:17:27Oh!
00:17:28Oh!
00:17:29Oh!
00:17:29Oh!
00:17:34I'm here for an interview.
00:17:35Miss Bellucci sent me.
00:17:36Madam, can I see your work badge?
00:17:38Sure.
00:17:45Uh, right.
00:17:46It's about that.
00:17:47Um, I can't seem to find it at the moment, but maybe I can show you a business card instead?
00:17:53I'm sorry, miss.
00:17:54I cannot let you enter.
00:17:56Oh.
00:17:58Ugh, what is it this time?
00:18:00Another paparazzi trying to sneak in?
00:18:02Do people still fall for tricks this cheap?
00:18:04Madam, she claims Mrs Bellucci sent her?
00:18:08But she does not have a work badge.
00:18:11Her?
00:18:12Ugh, please.
00:18:13She looks like she just walked off a construction site.
00:18:16There's no way Shonda sent her.
00:18:18I have a photo with Miss Bellucci, if that helps prove it.
00:18:22Then show me.
00:18:24Okay.
00:18:26Now.
00:18:39Oh, please.
00:18:40If you're gonna fake a photo, at least make it be something believable.
00:18:44I can't believe you had the guts to Photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with Lewis.
00:18:49And ask his bride, no less.
00:18:51Photoshop?
00:18:51I did not Photoshop this.
00:18:53That is me.
00:18:54Keep dreaming.
00:18:55Hmph.
00:18:57I've seen plenty like you before.
00:18:59The stench of cheap desperation?
00:19:02It really stinks.
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:04I am not gonna waste my breath on you, so I'll just call Mrs Bellucci myself.
00:19:07Go right ahead.
00:19:13Please leave your message.
00:19:15Oh.
00:19:16I can't believe this gold-diggin' whore actually thinks she knows Shonda.
00:19:19But I almost admire her nerve.
00:19:21Really, I do.
00:19:22Most people in your position would die of embarrassment and humiliation.
00:19:26But, hey, the next time you wanna play high society, how about you dust off your cheap clothes first?
00:19:33She is a real fake, then.
00:19:35We'll have her removed immediately.
00:19:36Get her out of my sight.
00:19:37Get off me!
00:19:38I can walk myself out, okay?
00:19:41Some movie star you are, huh?
00:19:43So glamorous on screen, but some trashy in real life.
00:19:47You think I'm low-class?
00:19:50Fine.
00:19:51I will just be a low-class paparazzi waiting to right your scandal myself.
00:19:57How dare you, you little bitch!
00:19:59You think you can humiliate me?
00:20:00People like you spend their whole lives crawling in the dirt!
00:20:04You're a freaking psycho!
00:20:05You really don't know who I am, do you?
00:20:07I'm the man heiress.
00:20:08Our family has been close with the Bellucci's for generations.
00:20:12With one single phone call, we can make sure you never work in this industry again.
00:20:18Believe me, I can.
00:20:24If you'd beg, though, I might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart.
00:20:28Now, let's see.
00:20:30Why don't you lick the dirt off my heel, and I'll let you go, okay?
00:20:34Charlotte?
00:20:35I just saw the news.
00:20:37She's really Louis' new bride.
00:20:39What?
00:20:45That bitch!
00:20:47How would she possibly be Louis' bride?
00:20:49Now do you see it?
00:20:50You two!
00:20:51Grab her!
00:20:53What are you doing?
00:20:58They're liquidity's been shaky for months, okay?
00:21:00We don't have to do anything yet.
00:21:01Just leak the hint to the partners, let the market do the rest.
00:21:04On it, sir.
00:21:06Just so you're aware, Miss Morris is on Charlotte's film set for the interview, and something seems to have gone
00:21:12wrong.
00:21:13What?
00:21:14Okay, I know what Charlotte's like on a film set. Let's go. Checking it out.
00:21:17Sir, we're going there in person.
00:21:19And you're driving.
00:21:23You know, I was actually planning on meeting Louis' new bride sometime soon, but I just didn't expect you'd come
00:21:31to me first.
00:21:32Ugh, and it turns out you're just a cheap, trashy little paparazzi.
00:21:38I guess you actually think you deserve Louis.
00:21:41I get it.
00:21:43You're one of those people who had a crush on Louis or something, right?
00:21:46Or maybe on the Belucci's money.
00:21:49It's too bad it didn't work out for you.
00:21:51Dare you talk to me like that?
00:21:53Well, fine, you'll leave me no choice. I'll just have to teach you a lesson.
00:21:56What about if I just strip you naked and throw you out into the street and show everyone what a
00:22:02cheap little whore you really are?
00:22:04Okay, I'll strip you good for-
00:22:07Ow!
00:22:08It's too ugly!
00:22:10Hey!
00:22:11Stop!
00:22:12Let go of her!
00:22:13It's you?
00:22:18Stop!
00:22:19Let go of her!
00:22:20It's you?
00:22:22Guess it's my turn to save you, Ms. Lawyer.
00:22:26Here.
00:22:28What?
00:22:30So you're at it again, huh?
00:22:32Bullying people weaker than you?
00:22:34Zach, what the hell has gotten into you?
00:22:36And whose boyfriend are you?
00:22:38And how did you two even meet?
00:22:39Spare me, Charlotte.
00:22:41You and I only dated because our agents told us to.
00:22:44Nobody believed that was real, least of all you.
00:22:49Steve, from the Belucci group, what are you doing here?
00:22:53Miss Anne, it's come to my attention that you've had a physical altercation with Ms. Mann.
00:22:59Are you hurt?
00:23:00What, did they screw up your prescription? She's covered in marks.
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:04Caught a few hits.
00:23:08Steve, don't hesitate.
00:23:10Let Anne slap her back.
00:23:12Miss Mann, I'm sure you're aware that your behavior towards any member of the Belucci family is completely unacceptable.
00:23:22Miss Anne, you took several hits.
00:23:25My recommendation, strike back immediately.
00:23:28You have the full backing of the Belucci family.
00:23:31No need to hesitate.
00:23:33Yeah, tell you what, I've got some dirt on Charlotte too.
00:23:36Shouldn't waste the opportunity while we're both here.
00:23:37Go on, hit her.
00:23:44Well...
00:23:58You know, you really do deserve the slap, but I'm not gonna be an asshole like you.
00:24:07Thanks.
00:24:08Anne, Anne.
00:24:10Anne.
00:24:12Get me my script!
00:24:13This is my set!
00:24:16Sir, do we go ahead with slapping Charlotte?
00:24:20Anne made her choice.
00:24:21Let's hold off for now.
00:24:24Anne.
00:24:25Anne.
00:24:29Zach, um...
00:24:30Thank you for your help back there, really, but...
00:24:33I'm married, and if you're looking for someone to...
00:24:35hook up with to kill your boring Friday night, I am not that person.
00:24:40Well, that'd be nice, but no.
00:24:42I just came to give you this.
00:24:44Oh, and, uh, you got mine, still.
00:24:47Right, sorry.
00:24:48Here.
00:24:49Oh my god, no, keep it, I was joking.
00:24:51I was gonna return something to you that was just in the right breast pocket there.
00:24:57My badge!
00:24:59I thought I lost this for good.
00:25:00Yeah, you left it on your fake lawyering day.
00:25:02Right.
00:25:05Um...
00:25:07About in there, I'm sorry.
00:25:09I don't usually talk like that.
00:25:11Yeah, I believe you.
00:25:14It seems like our vibes warmed up a little bit.
00:25:16You wanna grab a drink?
00:25:18I'd love to, again, but, um, I am married.
00:25:22So...
00:25:22Well, I know that, Mrs. Bellucci, but...
00:25:26Come on, everyone knows that marriage is fake.
00:25:28Believe me, been there, no judgment, but, uh, you're not actually in love with Sleeping Beauty, are you?
00:25:34It's funny that you call him that, um, but I really have to go, so...
00:25:38Here's my card, and I'll see you around.
00:25:41Bye-bye.
00:25:43Wait, let me drive you home.
00:25:48What is this? Keep on...
00:25:52What a cursed date.
00:25:54Nothing is going right. Everything is wrong.
00:25:56And Zack, seriously?
00:25:57Suddenly playing hero for that nobody?
00:26:05Is that...
00:26:07Zack's car?
00:26:08Who's he waiting for?
00:26:11Probably an actress.
00:26:12We're literally outside the studio.
00:26:14Well, whoever she is...
00:26:16Lucky her.
00:26:18Zack is absolutely waiting for you.
00:26:20No question.
00:26:21Surely, he must have realized that he was way out of line earlier.
00:26:26And is waiting to drive me home as an apology.
00:26:39What the hell are you doing, Zack? Open the door! Now!
00:26:42What the hell am I doing? What the hell are you doing?
00:26:44Why are you yanking on my car?
00:26:47Obviously, you pissed me off earlier.
00:26:49So here's what's happening.
00:26:50You're gonna drive me home. Now!
00:26:52Wow, yeah, there is really something wrong with you.
00:26:55Have you seen Anna around? She was just here.
00:26:58What are you talking about?
00:26:59Oh, that little bitch!
00:27:02Right, yeah, why'd I even ask you?
00:27:04What?
00:27:04Damn, she probably left without waiting for me.
00:27:07Without waiting for...
00:27:07Well, you know what they say.
00:27:09What did they say?
00:27:10Zack, what?
00:27:12Zack!
00:27:17Zack!
00:27:17Zack!
00:27:19That's rough.
00:27:20Was she trying to get in the car and got shut down publicly?
00:27:23Man, I'm embarrassed for her.
00:27:26Wait. Hold on.
00:27:28Isn't that Charlotte Mann, the famous actress?
00:27:31Really? Charlotte just got rejected?
00:27:35I'm texting my friends.
00:27:39Oh my god.
00:27:40Are you okay?
00:27:41Zack, little bitch!
00:27:43I'm gonna kill her!
00:27:45No!
00:27:52Welcome home.
00:27:55How's it going?
00:27:56Good.
00:27:58Good.
00:27:59Did anything happen today?
00:28:02Anybody bully you?
00:28:03Any handsome stranger try to rescue you?
00:28:07Are you the one that sent Steve?
00:28:10Should've known it was you.
00:28:12You don't have to thank me.
00:28:14But if I'd known you and Zack were so close, I wouldn't have had it since Steve.
00:28:17Okay, Zack and I only met once.
00:28:20He's...
00:28:20just very...
00:28:21kind-hearted.
00:28:24So kind-hearted that he's...
00:28:26trying to help nurse a married woman?
00:28:28It's none of your business, okay?
00:28:30Well, that kind of hurts.
00:28:32I came fully prepared to care.
00:28:36Fine.
00:28:37Only because I don't want my face to bruise.
00:28:42I'm gonna come meet you.
00:28:46How'd you hurt your knee?
00:28:47I am gonna come meet you.
00:29:01It's me.
00:29:01It's me.
00:29:02It's me.
00:29:05It's me.
00:29:06It's me.
00:29:07It's me.
00:29:12It's me.
00:29:13It's me.
00:29:14Yeah, don't worry.
00:29:23He said, how did you hurt your knee?
00:29:26On the type of early trips over air?
00:29:29It was, um, before Steve got there.
00:29:32That asshole I was supposed to interview.
00:29:35Nothing new.
00:29:37Industry's full of people like that.
00:29:38Okay, well, if you come across another asshole, just let me know, handily.
00:29:42You're being wearily sweet today.
00:29:44It's very suspicious.
00:29:46I'm being practical, okay?
00:29:47You shouldn't have to deal with idiots.
00:29:49Inefficient, all right?
00:29:51Focus on what matters.
00:29:53Tracking down my brother.
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:55Whatever you say.
00:30:04Oh my God.
00:30:08Oh my God.
00:30:10Charlotte got recast?
00:30:13Charlotte's no longer involved in this project.
00:30:15After the stunt she pulled today, she's not getting work for a long time.
00:30:20How do you know so much about that?
00:30:23Did you make the call?
00:30:25It's easy.
00:30:26No big deal, right?
00:30:27No need to thank me.
00:30:28Look at you.
00:30:31I might actually start liking you.
00:30:38I'm going to go to bed.
00:30:39I'm getting kind of tired.
00:30:42Night.
00:30:43Good night.
00:30:49Sorry, ma'am.
00:30:50You're not permitted inside.
00:30:52Not permitted?
00:30:53I work here.
00:30:55Not anymore.
00:30:56This is bullshit.
00:30:57Let me in or I'm going to...
00:30:59This is all because of that little bitch!
00:31:02Charlotte?
00:31:03I think you should see this.
00:31:04What now?
00:31:05A five million dollar reward.
00:31:07Kick me back.
00:31:09Oh.
00:31:11Five million, huh?
00:31:12For a baby?
00:31:16Well.
00:31:17Looks like my chance finally showed up.
00:31:41They say this stuff could make even a coma patient operator.
00:31:45Once he loses control, they'll have to accept me.
00:31:56Jada, I brought you the latest hat bag.
00:32:00Bye.
00:32:05Bye.
00:32:08Bye.
00:32:11Bye.
00:32:18Bye.
00:32:20Bye.
00:32:28Lewis?
00:32:30Are you there?
00:32:36Oh.
00:32:38Poor coma boy.
00:32:40How could I possibly expect you to answer me?
00:32:44Hmm.
00:32:55Looks like it's really kicking in.
00:32:57I did good, didn't I?
00:32:59I did good, didn't I?
00:33:10Are you kidding me?
00:33:15Hello?
00:33:17I don't know.
00:33:18Yes.
00:33:19Fine.
00:33:19I'll be there in a few minutes.
00:33:23This isn't over, Lewis.
00:33:25Mont.
00:33:26By.
00:33:27Longshot.
00:33:38Lewis, what's wrong?
00:33:43Lewis, what's wrong?
00:33:45I don't know what's happening to you right now.
00:33:48I want you so badly.
00:33:51I'm right here.
00:34:13Lewis, I gotta know you want this too, yeah?
00:34:46Oh my god, my arm's killing me.
00:34:49Yeah, mine too.
00:34:57Would you mind unlocking me?
00:34:58I'm so sorry.
00:35:00I am so sorry.
00:35:01Um, got that yesterday.
00:35:03I thought we might as well try it.
00:35:06As long as you had fun.
00:35:09I take full responsibility about last night.
00:35:13Don't make it sound so intense.
00:35:14It was just one night.
00:35:16Let me look for the key.
00:35:17What do you mean, just one night?
00:35:19Oh, it means what it means.
00:35:22Ah.
00:35:24You are being released.
00:35:27Anne, are you in there?
00:35:33Anne, are you in there?
00:35:34You missed breakfast.
00:35:36You should at least have some lunch.
00:35:37Yes, yeah, I will be down in just a minute.
00:35:40Anne, what are you doing?
00:35:42Turn it the other way.
00:35:43I'm trying.
00:35:44I'm coming in right now.
00:35:50Oh, morning.
00:35:51Wow.
00:35:52Last night was quite productive.
00:35:56Anne, you certainly have the imagination.
00:36:01Yeah, I get that a lot.
00:36:04I'm just...
00:36:05I'm very committed to earning that $5 million bonus.
00:36:09Well, I'll leave you to it.
00:36:12Oh, and don't forget to come down for lunch later.
00:36:14Yes.
00:36:19Oh, my God.
00:36:21That was close.
00:36:23Hey.
00:36:25Are you okay?
00:36:26Why aren't you saying anything?
00:36:30I'm going to eat a lot.
00:36:35Look, I meant what I said earlier about taking responsibility.
00:36:40What else do you think there is to do?
00:36:43I mean, we already got married.
00:36:44That was kind of the irresponsible thing.
00:36:46I mean, you're, like, tough to deal with sometimes, but, like, I'm, I mean, like, making more of an effort
00:36:51to, like, like you and care for you.
00:36:54Wow.
00:36:56Thanks.
00:36:58That's probably the worst confession I've ever heard.
00:37:01Whatever.
00:37:02I'm not really looking to date anyone right now, anyway.
00:37:05I mean, priorities are my career and making money.
00:37:08I see.
00:37:11See what?
00:37:13Hey, Steve.
00:37:15Uh, I needed an immediate acquisition of, uh, what's your company called?
00:37:20AD Studios.
00:37:21Of AD Studios.
00:37:22Do this right away.
00:37:23Once you get full ownership, transfer it to Ann Morris.
00:37:26Yeah.
00:37:27Right now.
00:37:31What are you doing?
00:37:32That is not what I meant.
00:37:33Stop.
00:37:33You said you wanted money and power.
00:37:35I'm giving you both.
00:37:36God, you are impossible to talk to.
00:37:38Take it back now.
00:37:41Steve, hold off on that.
00:37:42I have to figure out what Mrs. Bellucci actually wants.
00:37:46It's your problem.
00:37:55Men and their ideas.
00:37:57It's truly horrifying.
00:38:01I just need to take this scandal shot, get the money, and disappear.
00:38:14Oh, hey.
00:38:16Zach.
00:38:16What a coincidence.
00:38:17Ann, it's good to see you.
00:38:20You can let go now?
00:38:22Oh, why would I do that?
00:38:23You're literally fighting for me.
00:38:25Mmm.
00:38:26A bit greasy.
00:38:28That's a fair critique.
00:38:29In my defense, I thought it was a good pun at the time.
00:38:33What are you doing all geared up?
00:38:34Where are you headed?
00:38:34I actually am headed to investigate some very classified, unspeakable stuff.
00:38:41Hmm.
00:38:43You know, I think I recognize that guy.
00:38:46What guy?
00:38:47The guy in the picture sticking out of your very classified and unspeakable little bag.
00:38:59Mind if I take a closer look?
00:39:02Yeah, why not?
00:39:13Okay, uh, dig into your memory.
00:39:15Where do you know him from?
00:39:17Oh, yeah.
00:39:19This guy's been in pictures with some of my mafia buddies.
00:39:22Mafia buddies?
00:39:24You have mafia buddies.
00:39:26The Carruccios.
00:39:27It's funny, uh, when you're making your indie film, you make some strange friends.
00:39:32Uh-huh.
00:39:33Yeah.
00:39:34They just love westerns.
00:39:36Tried to get them in as extras, but those guys do not take direction.
00:39:41Hey, mister.
00:39:44Want to buy some flowers?
00:39:46Get some for your girlfriend.
00:39:48I'll give you a couple's discount.
00:39:49Oh, no, we're...
00:39:50We'll take the whole bunch.
00:39:55It's for you.
00:39:58Thank you, mister.
00:39:59You really did not have to do that.
00:40:02Come on, kid's just trying to make a living.
00:40:04Yeah.
00:40:05I guess it helps him out, so...
00:40:10Hey, and, um...
00:40:12I had something important to tell you.
00:40:19Hey, and, um...
00:40:21I had something important to tell you.
00:40:23Yep.
00:40:44It's too bad about the flowers.
00:40:46Um, what were you gonna say earlier?
00:40:52Nothing.
00:40:53Nothing important.
00:40:55Come on.
00:40:55Let's go.
00:41:05What the hell happened here?
00:41:07A bunch of people stormed in here earlier, and they, uh, trashed your desk.
00:41:12You guys didn't try to stop them?
00:41:14They looked way too scary.
00:41:15We were not about to die for your desk.
00:41:18Why would they even do that?
00:41:21Maybe you should check the gossip headlines yourself.
00:41:27Caught on camera.
00:41:29Notorious paparazzi Anne Morris
00:41:30spotted on a street date with movie star Zac Efron.
00:41:34Rumor has it...
00:41:35What is this bullshit?
00:41:36Who even wrote this?
00:41:37Zac and Charlotte's breakup.
00:41:39Flash grid?
00:41:40Come on, I pose as a fake lawyer wants to scare them.
00:41:43Did they have to go this far just for revenge?
00:41:50And Morris, and Morris, over here.
00:41:51Are you the reason he and Charlotte split?
00:41:54Did you break them up?
00:41:55She doesn't deserve him.
00:41:57You ruined the cutest couple ever, you homewrecker.
00:42:00Oh my god, this is the worst.
00:42:28Who is that?
00:42:32Is it possible that's Louis Bellucci?
00:42:35No, wait, that's Louis Bellucci.
00:42:36He's been in a coma.
00:42:37Everyone knows that.
00:42:38Okay.
00:42:40Whatever misunderstandings there may be,
00:42:41whatever rumors you may have heard,
00:42:43does not give you the right to attack my wife.
00:42:46Stop it now.
00:42:47Or the Bellucci group will not hesitate to take legal action.
00:42:51That's really Louis Bellucci.
00:42:53The heir.
00:42:54Mr. Bellucci, when did you marry Anne Morris?
00:42:56And do you realize that she is a notoriously infamous paparazzi?
00:43:01Mr. Bellucci, if I'm not mistaken, weren't you in a coma?
00:43:05When did you wake up?
00:43:06Let me clear some things up for you.
00:43:08Number one, yes, I woke up recently.
00:43:12My health is no longer a concern.
00:43:14Number two, what happened yesterday?
00:43:16There seems to be some misunderstandings.
00:43:18Zac is a trusted business partner of mine.
00:43:21Twisting photos into some scandalous thing
00:43:23is not only irresponsible, it's just a waste of time.
00:43:27Number three,
00:43:29Body in.
00:43:30We have been in love since the moment we got married.
00:43:33She is a wonderful person and deserves all your respect.
00:43:37Obviously, whatever she chooses to pursue,
00:43:41I will back her.
00:43:42Wow.
00:43:43The Bellucci heir looks nothing like those rumors
00:43:46about him being old and ugly.
00:43:48He's actually insanely good-looking.
00:43:51Maybe we got this whole thing wrong.
00:43:53I mean, why would Anne cheat with Zac
00:43:55if she was just standing next to her?
00:43:57We have been in love since the day we got married.
00:43:59She is a wonderful person and deserves your respect.
00:44:03What?
00:44:04What?
00:44:05What?
00:44:05Get out of here!
00:44:06Linda!
00:44:07What now?
00:44:09Whatever she decides to pursue,
00:44:10I will back her.
00:44:11Is that Luis Bellucci?
00:44:14Isn't he supposed to be basically a vegetable?
00:44:17I know.
00:44:18Weren't the rumors saying that he was old and ugly
00:44:21and practically dying?
00:44:23Why does he look that handsome?
00:44:25Oh my god!
00:44:26Why is this happening?
00:44:28Why does Anne get all the luck?
00:44:30Refusing to marry him is the stupidest decision
00:44:33I've made in my entire life.
00:44:37Linda?
00:44:40Linda!
00:44:45Now, I feel like I've answered all your questions
00:44:47as kindly and as calmly as I possibly could.
00:44:50But hear me now.
00:44:52If rumors like this come up again
00:44:54and there is anything about my wife
00:44:57or the Bellucci group,
00:44:58I will sue immediately.
00:45:03Good day.
00:45:06Oh, thank you.
00:45:08Really, thank you.
00:45:11Come on.
00:45:11Let's go home.
00:45:13Yes.
00:45:19Oh my god.
00:45:23Oh my god.
00:45:26Thank god you're finally awake.
00:45:28I knew all my daily good deeds
00:45:31would finally pay off one day.
00:45:33Grandma, it's been like half an hour.
00:45:35It's getting a little creepy.
00:45:36Oh, you're right.
00:45:37I might have gone a little overboard.
00:45:40Oh, did I even introduce you to Anne?
00:45:43Uh, yeah.
00:45:44Yeah, we just met.
00:45:46But it already feels familiar.
00:45:50Yeah.
00:45:53Same for me.
00:45:59Come in.
00:46:01I cleaned your jacket for you.
00:46:04Thank you so much for today.
00:46:05For taking all those hits from me.
00:46:08That's what husbands are supposed to do.
00:46:13Do you want to sit?
00:46:19Well, now that you're publicly awake,
00:46:22uh, have you thought about what's next?
00:46:26Honestly, no.
00:46:27No, today was pretty much all impulse.
00:46:30I still got my head on straight.
00:46:32Don't worry.
00:46:33If you want, I can write something up for you,
00:46:35polish your business image a bit.
00:46:36No, you don't have to rush to pay me back, okay?
00:46:38I meant what I said.
00:46:39Take responsibility.
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:43That's enough.
00:46:57Oh, my God.
00:46:58I totally forgot.
00:46:59I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:04Oh, my God.
00:47:06I totally forgot.
00:47:07I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:08Okay, all right.
00:47:10Yeah, what is it?
00:47:11I found out that your brother Vincent
00:47:12might have some ties to the mob.
00:47:14Okay, yeah.
00:47:15Makes sense.
00:47:16I tapped some connections,
00:47:18did some light stalking,
00:47:19and I found out that on Friday,
00:47:21he's meeting with the mob
00:47:22at an abandoned factory up north.
00:47:23They're cooking up some kind of underground deal.
00:47:27I'm impressed.
00:47:29By you, not by Vincent, obviously.
00:47:33I know.
00:47:34And on Friday,
00:47:35I'm going to go myself
00:47:36and see what they're up to.
00:47:37No, no.
00:47:38I'll send my guys.
00:47:39I can't risk that.
00:47:40That's too dangerous.
00:47:41That's, trust me,
00:47:42it's the kind of thing
00:47:43that I should handle.
00:47:45Besides, I won't be alone.
00:47:47What do you mean?
00:47:48Well, I'm going to find an assistant.
00:47:51Preferably someone quick,
00:47:54smart, good in a fight.
00:47:57Okay, I see what you're saying.
00:47:59All right.
00:48:00I'll go with you.
00:48:01Okay, come on.
00:48:02I'm not letting Chonda murder me
00:48:03for dragging you out.
00:48:04I'm responsible
00:48:05for my subcontractor's health, okay?
00:48:07Don't worry about Chonda.
00:48:09We'll sneak out anyway.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:13Okay?
00:48:14Sounds kind of funny.
00:48:39Sorry.
00:48:40Are you sure no one's going to snap us
00:48:42in a place like this?
00:48:44You know, I've been doing this five years.
00:48:46Turns out the most dangerous places
00:48:47are where you're the safest.
00:48:49Oh, man.
00:48:54Oh, sorry.
00:48:55I forgot to turn the flash off.
00:49:02It's not funny.
00:49:04Now I know why the paparazzi
00:49:05is all over you.
00:49:06You're way too easy to spot.
00:49:09Sir?
00:49:11You may want to see this.
00:49:16Always causing trouble.
00:49:17Let's go.
00:49:19So where, Sarah?
00:49:20The seat from Shaq,
00:49:21and you're driving.
00:49:31Thanks, man.
00:49:32So have you thought at all
00:49:33about that exclusive interview?
00:49:35Don't do those every day.
00:49:37Of course.
00:49:38I mean,
00:49:39after our latest scan,
00:49:40though we both have plenty of buzz,
00:49:42that interview would be huge.
00:49:44I hope so.
00:49:45But, uh,
00:49:47judging from your outfit today,
00:49:48I don't know if you fully adapted
00:49:49to the celebrity lifestyle.
00:49:50Okay, don't remind me.
00:49:52You have no idea
00:49:53what I went through that day.
00:49:54I literally escaped the office
00:49:56under a bunch of flying food.
00:49:58But Louis showed up,
00:50:00so that was helpful.
00:50:02Well, it sure was
00:50:03convenient timing for him.
00:50:05I was coming to help you.
00:50:07I just...
00:50:08I never market it.
00:50:09It's okay.
00:50:10This exclusive
00:50:11totally makes up for it.
00:50:13You know,
00:50:13I've never done one of these before.
00:50:15What do I get?
00:50:19Um...
00:50:20Well, I can...
00:50:22How about I serve you a crab leg?
00:50:40You guys mind if I join?
00:50:41Louis?
00:50:42What are you doing here?
00:50:43Photos of you already online.
00:50:45I thought I was your husband.
00:50:47It was my responsibility
00:50:48to show up, you know.
00:50:49Make sure no scandals happen.
00:50:52Like someone hitting
00:50:53on a married woman.
00:50:56Like someone hitting
00:50:57on a married woman.
00:50:59Wow, that is incredible.
00:51:01You've only been awake,
00:51:02what, three, four hours?
00:51:03And already you're letting
00:51:04your insecurity talk.
00:51:07I'm just here to make sure
00:51:08that, uh...
00:51:09no questionable people
00:51:11get close to my wife.
00:51:13Call it a responsibility,
00:51:15you know?
00:51:16I mean, you did already
00:51:17ruin her reputation
00:51:18last time, right?
00:51:18So I'm not responsible
00:51:20enough to marry her
00:51:21while I'm deep in a coma
00:51:22and box in her entire life
00:51:23as a result.
00:51:24Okay, I think there
00:51:25has been a misunderstanding.
00:51:27Louis, Zach,
00:51:28very nicely asked me
00:51:29to do this exclusive
00:51:30interview for him.
00:51:31That is why we're
00:51:32having lunch today.
00:51:33Oh, an exclusive interview.
00:51:35That sounds interesting.
00:51:38Maybe they should ask you
00:51:40about your dating history.
00:51:41There's probably a lot
00:51:42of interesting stuff there, huh?
00:51:44Yeah, there's a ton.
00:51:45I've gotten up to a bunch
00:51:46the past couple years.
00:51:47It's the type of thing
00:51:48that you can do
00:51:48when you're not unconscious.
00:51:49Ah!
00:51:50How about we all
00:51:51eat some seafood?
00:51:52This is a huge combo.
00:51:53I'm just setting boundaries.
00:51:55Something you clearly
00:51:56know nothing about.
00:51:57Oh, I know boundaries.
00:51:59Like not telling Anne
00:52:00what she can and can't do.
00:52:02Not interrupting
00:52:03when she's trying
00:52:04to have a nice dinner
00:52:04with a friend.
00:52:05Oh my God.
00:52:07I think I've had enough
00:52:08of this childish
00:52:08little bickering,
00:52:09so enjoy this feast
00:52:10without me.
00:52:12I'm gonna go.
00:52:13Okay, Anne.
00:52:14Anne!
00:52:19Bellucci, air my ass.
00:52:20Can't even pick up the tab.
00:52:23Huh?
00:52:26Hey.
00:52:27Hey, walking away
00:52:28is not a great habit.
00:52:29But I know
00:52:30Zach is incredibly annoying.
00:52:32Well, don't pin it all on him.
00:52:33You just act like
00:52:34you're in kindergarten.
00:52:36And now I am seriously worried
00:52:37about tomorrow's investigation.
00:52:38Okay, well don't be.
00:52:39I'm going with you.
00:52:41Yeah, that's kind of
00:52:42the reason why I'm worried.
00:52:45Just promise me
00:52:46that whatever happens tomorrow
00:52:47you follow my lead.
00:52:49Okay?
00:52:50Okay.
00:53:06What?
00:53:08Nice outfit.
00:53:11It's not easy
00:53:12toning down all...
00:53:13Okay, hot guy.
00:53:16Let's move.
00:53:19Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:53:21We're not taking that.
00:53:22That's way too high key.
00:53:25We're taking that.
00:53:46Do we really need to do this?
00:53:48Yes.
00:53:49Absolutely.
00:53:50This is called low profile.
00:53:51Okay, then why do I feel like
00:53:52everyone's staring
00:53:53and judging me?
00:53:56Probably because
00:53:57you still look good
00:53:58even if you're squished
00:53:59on the back seat like that.
00:54:01Yeah, I'll keep
00:54:02telling myself that.
00:54:03All right, come on.
00:54:16I think you can let go now.
00:54:18Yeah.
00:54:22Well,
00:54:25here we are.
00:54:27From now on,
00:54:29we travel light.
00:54:30All right.
00:54:31A key piece of gear.
00:54:32I brought something, too.
00:54:34Why did you bring those?
00:54:35In case I need to punch them.
00:54:37Yeah.
00:54:37Keep them under control.
00:54:39Okay, well,
00:54:39let's hope it doesn't come to that.
00:54:43If I recall,
00:54:45you handcuffed me
00:54:46for the entire night
00:54:46the other night.
00:54:49I think it's your turn
00:54:49to see how it feels.
00:54:50Are you...
00:54:50Lewis!
00:54:52Can you not be five years old
00:54:53for one second?
00:54:54It's not a big deal.
00:54:55Okay, look.
00:54:56All right?
00:54:57Now we're both handcuffed.
00:54:59See?
00:54:59No big deal.
00:55:00Can you get it off, please?
00:55:01We have to go.
00:55:01I have a key.
00:55:03Relax.
00:55:10Take it off.
00:55:11I think I left it at home.
00:55:13You what?
00:55:14Okay, hold on.
00:55:15Maybe I can get it off without it.
00:55:17Take it off.
00:55:17We just got here
00:55:18and we already look like idiots.
00:55:20I'm so sorry.
00:55:21I didn't expect them
00:55:23to be so user hostile.
00:55:25Well,
00:55:25I guess we're stuck like this now.
00:55:28Whatever.
00:55:29We have to go.
00:55:40Why did that idiot
00:55:41have to wake up
00:55:42now?
00:55:44This ruins the whole plan.
00:55:47He's roasting you.
00:55:52I'm going to get my recorder.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:59I'll go my lead.
00:56:06Welp.
00:56:15Welp.
00:56:16I guess the poison I used
00:56:17on Louie Bellucci
00:56:18was way too mild.
00:56:20That moron
00:56:20actually woke up.
00:56:24Reed, have you seen?
00:56:25No.
00:56:25We handled everything clean.
00:56:27Good.
00:56:28Good.
00:56:30And the chairman
00:56:31of the Kennedy Group
00:56:31won't make it to the week.
00:56:32I want it done clean,
00:56:34fast,
00:56:35and I want it traced
00:56:35to no one.
00:56:36You got it?
00:56:39And the payment?
00:56:41We still haven't been paid
00:56:42for taking out
00:56:42Kennedy's partners.
00:56:44Last time
00:56:45or the time before.
00:56:46We risk our lives
00:56:46out here, you know.
00:56:47We don't do charity.
00:56:49Yeah.
00:56:49I got it.
00:56:51Relax.
00:56:52Okay?
00:56:53You'll get your money.
00:56:54I'll wire it soon.
00:56:56But,
00:56:56if you help me
00:56:57take out Louie Bellucci
00:56:58and clear the way
00:57:00for me as the CEO
00:57:01of the Bellucci Group,
00:57:02I'll pay double.
00:57:06I've got enough footage.
00:57:17Who's there?
00:57:19No one gets out of here
00:57:20knowing what happened.
00:57:21Go.
00:57:22Take them out.
00:57:24Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:57:25Go right.
00:57:29No, no, no, no.
00:57:30Come, come, come, come, come.
00:57:31Hey, hey, store's off.
00:57:33Here.
00:57:36There they are.
00:57:45Come on.
00:57:47Help me over here.
00:57:49Come on, use more muscle, man.
00:57:53Oh, fuck.
00:57:54Fuck.
00:57:55This sounds of business, man.
00:57:57I'm out of here.
00:57:58Man, fuck it in pants anyways.
00:57:59Fuck this shit.
00:58:00Fuck.
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:03That was terrifying.
00:58:05But,
00:58:06it's an accomplished, though,
00:58:07right?
00:58:08I mean,
00:58:08we basically got your brother
00:58:09to confess to trying to kill you,
00:58:11so,
00:58:12that's helpful.
00:58:13I don't know where to thank you.
00:58:16Sure you do.
00:58:17Just,
00:58:18raise the price.
00:58:20Twelve million.
00:58:21Twelve, okay.
00:58:22Why don't you just aim higher?
00:58:23Why don't you just
00:58:24ask for the shares
00:58:25of the Belushi group?
00:58:27Careful,
00:58:27I might actually
00:58:28take you up on that.
00:58:31Okay, well,
00:58:32we're safe for now,
00:58:33but how are we
00:58:34going to get out of here?
00:58:40It's not even a handle.
00:58:41Shit.
00:58:43How are we going
00:58:43to get out of here?
00:58:50Great.
00:58:54Okay,
00:58:54I think we're stuck in here.
00:58:55Yeah,
00:58:56well,
00:58:56handcuffed,
00:58:56in case you forgot.
00:58:58And no service.
00:59:00Does anyone else
00:59:01even know where we are?
00:59:01Steve doesn't even know
00:59:02where I am.
00:59:04I guess we just
00:59:08leave it up to fate.
00:59:13Well,
00:59:14what happened?
00:59:15Where are they?
00:59:15They ran into the room.
00:59:16It was locked.
00:59:18I think they got away.
00:59:20Got away.
00:59:24You're useless.
00:59:25You're both
00:59:26absolutely useless.
00:59:27Did you,
00:59:28did you at least
00:59:28get a look at their face?
00:59:29What did they look like?
00:59:31A man and a woman.
00:59:33The woman looked like
00:59:34that paparazzi
00:59:35from the recent scandal.
00:59:36Yeah.
00:59:38Recent scandal.
00:59:41And Morris.
00:59:43And the guy with her,
00:59:44it must have been
00:59:44that actor guy,
00:59:45Zach,
00:59:46making headlines.
00:59:46Was he good looking?
00:59:48I don't know.
00:59:49Was he cute?
00:59:50Was he hot?
00:59:51Was he beautiful?
00:59:51What?
00:59:52He's cute.
00:59:52He's good looking.
00:59:53Good looking.
00:59:55Good.
00:59:55Then it's gotta be them.
00:59:56Let's go.
00:59:57Let's go get them.
01:00:02I mean,
01:00:03it's not so bad.
01:00:03It could be worse.
01:00:04You know,
01:00:05worst case scenario,
01:00:06they find us in a couple of days.
01:00:07And we have the camera.
01:00:08It's all the evidence.
01:00:10Basically national heroes.
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:14Honored for exposing
01:00:15your darling brother
01:00:16who pretends to be
01:00:17a harmless pretty peacock
01:00:20but is actually a hitman
01:00:20hiring psychopath.
01:00:23By the way,
01:00:24you guys are brothers.
01:00:25How are you this different?
01:00:27I didn't even know
01:00:28I had a brother
01:00:28until after college.
01:00:30I thought I had
01:00:30the perfect family.
01:00:31And my parents died.
01:00:34And I saw him
01:00:35for the first time
01:00:36at the funeral.
01:00:39That's how I learned
01:00:40my dad was cheating.
01:00:41And I had a half brother
01:00:43that I didn't even want.
01:00:45So my grandma took him in
01:00:46and pretty soon
01:00:47he wanted to take over
01:00:48the company.
01:00:50And he poisoned me.
01:00:53More than once.
01:00:56Steve started to handle
01:00:57everything for me
01:00:58and just tried to make sure
01:01:00he didn't put the company under.
01:01:02You know, sometimes
01:01:04the expectations of everything
01:01:05can just like
01:01:06weigh you down.
01:01:07You know?
01:01:10I guess
01:01:11too many expectations
01:01:12is better than none.
01:01:15When my mom died,
01:01:19my dad let my stepmom
01:01:20run everything.
01:01:21None of them believed in me.
01:01:22They didn't want me to succeed.
01:01:25But I just
01:01:28pushed through
01:01:28and I worked really hard
01:01:29and studied
01:01:30and I'm going to be happier
01:01:33than any of them
01:01:34ever will be.
01:01:36I know you will.
01:01:38I always thought that.
01:01:40If you let me,
01:01:41I'd really like to be there
01:01:42to see it.
01:01:45Yeah.
01:01:48I'd like that.
01:01:50How about this?
01:01:53In two weeks,
01:01:54we get married for real.
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:59Let's do it properly
01:02:00this time.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:19Why am I willing
01:02:21together?
01:02:22What's going on?
01:02:23What did I miss?
01:02:25It's not mine.
01:02:26It looks like you.
01:02:26Yes.
01:02:28Well, maybe it is.
01:02:29We are together now.
01:02:31I was gone for one day.
01:02:33What happened?
01:02:34You'll be fine, Zach.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:37Thank you, by the way.
01:02:38How did you guys even find us?
01:02:40Well, we'd been trying
01:02:41to reach you all day
01:02:42and got nothing.
01:02:43Finally,
01:02:44Zach
01:02:44decided to track
01:02:45your location
01:02:46on your phone.
01:02:48Searched every room
01:02:49in this factory.
01:02:50This storage room
01:02:51is the only one
01:02:51that was left.
01:02:52Got a technician
01:02:53to open the doors.
01:02:55I really appreciate that.
01:02:57Anne and I both
01:02:57really appreciate that.
01:03:01Can I talk to you alone
01:03:02for a second?
01:03:04I would love to,
01:03:05but...
01:03:06Unfortunately,
01:03:06we're a little chained up
01:03:07at the moment.
01:03:08So unless you want me
01:03:08to be part of that conversation,
01:03:09I don't think so.
01:03:14Oh, how about tomorrow?
01:03:16Gotcha.
01:03:17Um,
01:03:19seems like you two
01:03:20have this sorted.
01:03:21I think I've done my part.
01:03:22I'm going to head out.
01:03:25I'm going to go to a bar.
01:03:27I'm going to get very drunk.
01:03:28I'm going to hook up
01:03:29with a random woman.
01:03:32Maybe a man.
01:03:33Who knows?
01:03:34Don't text me.
01:03:39Listen,
01:03:39you shouldn't have
01:03:40jumped in
01:03:41and answered for me.
01:03:43I'll find the time
01:03:44to talk to him tomorrow.
01:03:44You're right.
01:03:45I'm sorry.
01:03:46I know you can handle it.
01:03:48I know you can handle it.
01:04:10I can break it to you,
01:04:12but you've been
01:04:12hugging that cocktail
01:04:13and crying
01:04:14for like
01:04:15three hours.
01:04:17Come on, man.
01:04:20Oh, it is what it is.
01:04:24Are you sure
01:04:25you don't recognize me, man?
01:04:28Nope.
01:04:31But,
01:04:32since you look
01:04:34so miserable,
01:04:38this one's on me.
01:04:40Judging Jason
01:04:42over here.
01:04:45Welcome to my bar.
01:04:46You look haggard.
01:04:53Oh, boy.
01:04:54I only had two drinks.
01:04:56My tolerance
01:04:56isn't that bad.
01:05:04Zach,
01:05:05watch out!
01:05:05Behind you!
01:05:06Oh, shit!
01:05:08What the fuck, man?
01:05:09You just bought me
01:05:10a drink
01:05:11a second ago.
01:05:12Oh, my God.
01:05:13Zach!
01:05:13Zach, are you okay?
01:05:15The drink.
01:05:16I'm figuring it out.
01:05:17Zach.
01:05:18Zach, I love you.
01:05:20I'm your number one fan.
01:05:22I've been waiting
01:05:23my whole life
01:05:24for this moment.
01:05:25Sure, yeah.
01:05:26Zach, he's like
01:05:27your insane super fan
01:05:28or something.
01:05:28And he drugged my drink.
01:05:31I'm going down soon.
01:05:32We gotta run.
01:05:32Look at you.
01:05:33You're that woman
01:05:34from the scandal.
01:05:35What's that?
01:05:36Mm-hmm.
01:05:37You filthy bitch!
01:05:40I'm gonna kill you!
01:05:41Run, run, run!
01:05:42Let's go.
01:05:46Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:47Go right here, go right here.
01:05:52And this is hitting really hard.
01:05:54I cannot run anymore.
01:05:55You gotta stay with me, okay?
01:05:57You'll be fine.
01:05:58And this is a shitload
01:06:00of Molly and GHB.
01:06:02I am not gonna be awake
01:06:03for very long.
01:06:04You just gotta call the cops
01:06:06and leave me, man.
01:06:07Dear Zach,
01:06:09where are you?
01:06:10You don't hide from me.
01:06:16I'm just a ski kid.
01:06:19I'm going to run away myself.
01:06:21Hey, psycho!
01:06:22You bitch.
01:06:24If you know what's good for you,
01:06:25step aside right now.
01:06:27I might just let you walk away.
01:06:29Not a chance.
01:06:31I'm actually going to teach you
01:06:32a lesson for Zach.
01:06:37Zach here would never
01:06:38like a fan like you.
01:06:41That's all you got?
01:06:42Huh?
01:06:43Of course not.
01:06:45You're really pathetic,
01:06:46did you know that?
01:06:47I bet you just pretended
01:06:48to be nice
01:06:48to get close to Zach
01:06:49and drug him.
01:06:50Is that right?
01:06:51You said that you love him,
01:06:52but you can't even show him
01:06:53your true self.
01:06:53It's disgusting!
01:06:54You better stop doing this.
01:06:56You know,
01:06:56the second Zach sees you,
01:06:57he would have run
01:06:57in the other direction
01:06:58because he hates people like you.
01:06:59and he chose me.
01:07:01Not you.
01:07:01Never you.
01:07:02You bitch!
01:07:03I'm going to bash
01:07:05your head in!
01:07:06You don't mean to do that!
01:07:07Ah!
01:07:08Yes!
01:07:12Oh, what?
01:07:14Hey, hey!
01:07:15You okay?
01:07:16Yeah, fine.
01:07:17My arm just hurts a little.
01:07:18Take him to the Belucci mansion.
01:07:20Don't tell anyone.
01:07:22Um, Zach passed out.
01:07:25The guy drugged him.
01:07:26It's fine.
01:07:26My guys will take him
01:07:27to the hospital.
01:07:28He told me your location.
01:07:29That's how I knew you were here.
01:07:30Really?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:32I didn't expect you guys
01:07:33to ever work together.
01:07:38What?
01:07:39What?
01:07:42Talk.
01:07:44Right now.
01:07:45Who sent you?
01:07:46No one!
01:07:48Nobody sent me!
01:07:50I did it myself.
01:07:51I just love Zach.
01:07:53That's all.
01:07:54Oh, really?
01:07:55Let's go over a few things,
01:07:57shall we?
01:07:58You're not a bartender.
01:07:59You just disguised yourself
01:08:01as one tonight.
01:08:02And you just happened
01:08:03to be carrying a sedative?
01:08:04It sure seems like
01:08:05you were after Zach.
01:08:06But the real puzzle is,
01:08:07how did you even know
01:08:08he was going to be there?
01:08:10Stop messing with him.
01:08:12Fine.
01:08:13We already know everything.
01:08:15We unlocked your phone,
01:08:15so we're just giving you
01:08:17a chance to say it yourself.
01:08:18All right, all right.
01:08:19I'll talk.
01:08:21I love Zach, okay?
01:08:24Last night,
01:08:24this man in the purple suit
01:08:25just suddenly showed up.
01:08:28He said he could help me
01:08:29have Zach.
01:08:31Said he knew people around him
01:08:32and could track his location.
01:08:34Still obsessed with the purple suits?
01:08:37He gave me the sedative.
01:08:39Told me exactly what to do.
01:08:41He said I could have Zach
01:08:42all night
01:08:43as long as I sent some photos
01:08:46afterward of us.
01:08:48You know.
01:08:51Together.
01:08:57Okay, that is disgusting.
01:08:59Okay, here's what's going to happen.
01:09:00You're going to call him
01:09:01right now.
01:09:02You're going to say
01:09:03you got something about Zach.
01:09:04You're going to meet him
01:09:05at the park nearby.
01:09:07Got it?
01:09:14So, what's going on, buddy?
01:09:16Figured you'd be busy tonight.
01:09:18Too busy to mess with anyone else,
01:09:19especially me.
01:09:21I am.
01:09:22Right.
01:09:23Introductions.
01:09:24This is Charlotte.
01:09:24She helped us track Zach's phone.
01:09:26And apparently you
01:09:27have some huge dirt on Zach
01:09:29that she insisted on being here
01:09:31to hear for herself.
01:09:32You really are delightfully wicked,
01:09:34aren't you?
01:09:34All right, enough.
01:09:35Okay, so spill it already.
01:09:36What's this Zach thing?
01:09:40I'm...
01:09:42I'm...
01:09:42sorry.
01:09:46Wait, no.
01:09:47What's going on?
01:09:48Vincent Berucci?
01:09:50Charlemagne,
01:09:51you're under arrest
01:09:52for conspiracy
01:09:52to commit murder
01:09:53and aggravated assault.
01:09:55But this must be
01:09:56some sort of mistake.
01:09:57You can't arrest me.
01:09:58You idiots
01:09:59have any idea who I am.
01:10:00Oh!
01:10:03Well, we...
01:10:05We already collected
01:10:06all the evidence, so...
01:10:08And you're witness, so...
01:10:10Well, he's over there.
01:10:12No.
01:10:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:14This is a setup.
01:10:15You think you can frame me?
01:10:17You don't know.
01:10:19Nobody have...
01:10:19All right, enough.
01:10:21You're done, Vincent.
01:10:23Everything you did
01:10:23led you to here.
01:10:25Oh, you're trying to stop me.
01:10:27You know who I am?
01:10:30Sir, you're a genius.
01:10:32Oh, ah!
01:10:35When the bat hit me,
01:10:36that's killing me now.
01:10:38Okay.
01:10:38Come on, I'll take you.
01:10:44Do I really have to
01:10:45share a room with him?
01:10:46Oh, please.
01:10:47You think I enjoy this?
01:10:48It gives me a headache
01:10:49looking at your gaunt face every day.
01:10:51You look like a haunted
01:10:51Victorian child.
01:10:53Okay, show some respect, man.
01:10:54I'm your rescuer.
01:10:55I saved you from a
01:10:56very yucky situation
01:10:58with that bartender.
01:10:59Okay, if your blind brother
01:11:00hadn't gotten us mixed up,
01:11:02I would never have been
01:11:02in this situation
01:11:03to begin with.
01:11:04Okay, I have had enough of this.
01:11:05You two are acting like children.
01:11:07I'll lead you two to argue together
01:11:09and I'm going to go
01:11:10find some peace.
01:11:12Don't kill each other.
01:11:24Hey.
01:11:27You're a solid guy.
01:11:30I feel like I can trust
01:11:31Anne with you.
01:11:35Means a lot.
01:11:36Better treat her right, though.
01:11:39One false move.
01:11:40I'll be right back here.
01:11:41I'll steal her back.
01:11:43Promise I am not
01:11:44going to give you that chance.
01:11:49In two weeks,
01:11:50we're going to do
01:11:50a proper wedding.
01:11:51You should come.
01:11:53You're an important witness.
01:11:57I wouldn't miss it.
01:12:03The bride is entering.
01:12:06Please, all rise for her.
01:12:08I never thought
01:12:11it happened on me
01:12:15A stolen glance
01:12:17at the wedding
01:12:18eyes closed
01:12:19Steam in the bathroom light
01:12:23Why am I willing to
01:12:25I'm so moved.
01:12:27Me too.
01:12:28I can't handle scenes like this.
01:12:31Dearly beloved,
01:12:33we are gathered today
01:12:34to witness the union
01:12:36of Louis Belushi
01:12:37and Anne Morris.
01:12:39Louis, Anne,
01:12:41I'll ask you to share your vows
01:12:44and affirm
01:12:45that you entered
01:12:47this marriage
01:12:47willingly
01:12:48and wholeheartedly.
01:12:50I do.
01:12:52I do.
01:12:54Seriously,
01:12:55can't this guy
01:12:55show up to one wedding
01:12:57without being injured?
01:12:58Who knows?
01:13:00Maybe it's that type
01:13:00of romance.
01:13:02Louis,
01:13:02you may kiss the bride.
01:13:04You may kiss the bride.
01:13:06Do you want to get closer?
01:13:10Say it's true.
01:13:14Don't be shy.
01:13:17I can feel it move.
01:13:21Say it's crazy.
01:13:23Say it's crazy.
01:13:24Why can't my heart
01:13:26just let it end?
01:13:28Say it's crazy.
01:13:29Say it's crazy.
01:13:29You may kiss the bride.
01:13:30Say it's crazy.
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