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It's A Wonderful Hire
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00:00:02See that girl over there?
00:00:05Make sure she gets whatever she wants.
00:00:11Pretty nice ring for a hotel waiter.
00:00:17I can't let you go through with this ridiculous engagement.
00:00:21If you want the diner, I expect to see you and that baseball boy at brunch tomorrow.
00:00:2711 a.m. sharp.
00:00:35I don't even think I have his number.
00:00:45Look who bothered to show up.
00:00:48Where's your fiancé? Did he miss a poverty bus?
00:00:50Wesley is great. So great. We're eloping today.
00:00:53Which means I get the diner.
00:00:56So why don't we get that paperwork started, huh?
00:00:58Oh, honey. Father's not giving you the diner after that little stunt.
00:01:03Dad, you promised. Marriage means the diner. That was the deal.
00:01:06Wait. Not that.
00:01:08But, Dad, the diner was Mom's heart. I poured every dime I had to keep it alive.
00:01:12And now you're gonna just hand it over to some discount Barbie and her fun-sized Ken doll to bulldoze?
00:01:17Dad, that's crazy.
00:01:19It's not that small.
00:01:21I have literally seen more meat on a toothpick.
00:01:24Mmm, smile for me, baby. I'll pick your teeth.
00:01:26I'll cut you with-
00:01:27Enough!
00:01:29You expect me to trust you with a business?
00:01:32When you pick up a husband off the street like a goddamn garage sale?
00:01:36Quit! Grow up!
00:01:37You know we had him checked out? Came up with nada. He's probably fake. Or worse.
00:01:46He's real. Unlike Regina's nose. And boobs. And nails.
00:01:52You twat!
00:01:54Careful!
00:01:55Anger wrinkles don't fall too well in and stuff.
00:01:57Then where is he?
00:01:58Scrubbing his dignity off the toilets?
00:02:01Let's call him up if he exists, yeah!
00:02:03He's working today. He's probably got things in-
00:02:06Oh, unless you don't even have his number.
00:02:12Looking for me?
00:02:27I'll marry her right now.
00:02:36With all due respect, sir, I've been to the diner. I've eaten there.
00:02:40I mean, she really knows what she's doing.
00:02:42If anyone deserves that place, it's her.
00:02:45You know food?
00:02:48It's an act, dear.
00:02:50The closest he's come to fine dining is licking the silverware.
00:02:55Yeah. Well, when I care about somebody, I do my research.
00:03:00All right, hotshot. Maybe I misjudged you.
00:03:02But I'm no idiot.
00:03:04You love my daughter, you'll sign this.
00:03:16This guarantees that you won't see a dime from the diner.
00:03:20No equity, no payout.
00:03:21But, Ted, that's not fair.
00:03:23Cindy and I discussed it.
00:03:25If he really loves you, he'll sign.
00:03:28Quinn's gonna get dumped again.
00:03:30Hmm.
00:03:30Bye-bye, bill digger.
00:03:33He looks so unsure.
00:03:35I don't want your money.
00:03:36Is he lying?
00:03:38Shit, does a fake name even work for legal documents?
00:03:46Nah, fuck it.
00:03:48I mean, what are lawyers for?
00:03:56I don't want her money.
00:04:03I want her.
00:04:11Oh, don't bluff you, Dad.
00:04:13We'll be right back with the marriage license before you even learn how to swear words.
00:04:16Over my dead body.
00:04:18No daughter of mine's getting married next to a vending machine.
00:04:21It's gonna be done in a church, with a priest, with the whole overpriced scam that they do.
00:04:26And the first daughter who gets married gets the diner.
00:04:30So, thank God that I have the O'Hara booked for Christmas Day, the 25th.
00:04:37But don't worry, Quinn.
00:04:38I'm sure the Truck Stop Chapel will have availability for you.
00:04:41Truck Stop Wedding sounds pretty efficient to me.
00:04:43We'll get married on the 24th.
00:04:44How fitting.
00:04:45A drive-thru wedding for a drive-thru quality girl.
00:04:47We'll do the 23rd.
00:04:49A drive-thru wedding's better than a drive-by divorce, the 22nd.
00:04:51Stop!
00:04:52Stop!
00:04:53You're both getting married on Christmas!
00:04:56Ho!
00:04:57Ho!
00:04:57Ho!
00:04:58Holy hell!
00:04:59I need a drink!
00:05:01Daddy, that's unfair!
00:05:02You can't make me share my wedding day!
00:05:04What about the diner?
00:05:05After the wedding, I'll decide who gets the diner.
00:05:10Unless...
00:05:12Regina was correct, and this relationship's a lie.
00:05:18Alright, sounds like a deal.
00:05:20Double wedding it is.
00:05:23No!
00:05:24Daddy, you can't let this happen!
00:05:26That day is supposed to be about me!
00:05:28Me!
00:05:28Me!
00:05:31And...
00:05:31And...
00:05:32And Georgie, of course, darling.
00:05:36I refuse to share it.
00:05:38With this human pity party.
00:05:41And her Kickstarter group.
00:05:43Watch your mouth!
00:05:45I'm talking about your sister and your future brother-in-law.
00:05:48Now, if you want me to pay for the goddamn wedding, you're gonna get married together.
00:05:53Fine!
00:05:56The O'Hara it is.
00:06:00Maybe Wesley can help pass around the appetizers.
00:06:06No way I'm sharing my glam day.
00:06:08With this bullshit relationship.
00:06:11Watch out, bitches.
00:06:12Bridezilla's coming.
00:06:14She thinks she can bully me and Quinn at my hotel?
00:06:17Man, she's in for a rude awakening.
00:06:21Great!
00:06:22Now that we have that...
00:06:24settled,
00:06:25we need to get going.
00:06:29Okay...
00:06:31Thank you for...
00:06:34escuing me.
00:06:35Where are you going now?
00:06:37Home.
00:06:40With my fiancée.
00:06:45You're kidding, right?
00:06:53Oh god, it's like the world's worst aquarium.
00:06:57Careful.
00:06:58I think they can smell fear.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Yeah, we better get going before my stepmom waits for us to meet for the crowd.
00:07:14Boss?
00:07:16Is he talking enough?
00:07:25Well...
00:07:29Well...
00:07:30Eof.
00:07:32Eof.
00:07:32Ehm.
00:07:32Ehm.
00:07:34Where was I going now?
00:07:36Let me see.
00:07:36I just...
00:07:37Oh, bingo!
00:07:40The meaning of my will.
00:07:43I lose track sometimes.
00:07:47I believe your car is this way this way well thank you thank you young man yes
00:07:53yeah well I guess let's be going before I forget who I am again so you have a
00:08:08car by chance because I don't actually have one of course you don't yep come on
00:08:20something's definitely off
00:08:37nice place it's almost like Christmas threw up but in a cute way
00:08:45well I was going for Mrs. Klaus Sheik oh so um you need to go get your things
00:08:51I'll have it delivered I mean
00:08:56I'm a simple guy I don't need much
00:09:06wow classic Nordic blend reminds me of the glug in Copenhagen
00:09:10you've been to Copenhagen
00:09:14wait I'm sorry I'm sorry did you casually drop glug
00:09:18well I mean I've never been I have read books though with pictures
00:09:25okay lots of pictures um listen about the wedding
00:09:30I know it's kind of awkward to get married at the hotel you work at
00:09:33you bet because I own it well I mean look
00:09:38it beats having to share a wedding with your fake wife's ex so
00:09:43damn it cute and funny
00:09:46okay so we have what two weeks until the Christmas wedding
00:09:50oh my god and to prove that you deserve that diner
00:09:53mmm no pressure
00:10:09hey boss
00:10:10where the hell are you you just missed the annual layoff meeting
00:10:14we need to cut some fat now or we're going to miss our year and profit goals
00:10:18I don't have time for this okay just cancel it
00:10:22fuck it just stop it all together all right everyone keeps their jobs for Christmas
00:10:25what about the money I don't care about money I've got bigger things to deal
00:10:31with I gotta go
00:10:34did he just say who cares about money
00:10:38oh I mean this aspirin has too much THC in it
00:10:42don't be hippies
00:10:46surprise sis mom and I were so worried
00:10:49planning a last minute wedding seems exhausting
00:10:52so surprise I'm your wedding gift
00:10:58that's like the weirdest thing to process on so many levels
00:11:02don't get cute mom's moving in to help out
00:11:06you know fix this charming disaster and maybe teach your busboy some manners
00:11:14you gotta be kidding me
00:11:17well thank you Cindy for the thoughtful surprise but we are just fine on our own
00:11:31I'd hardly call this fine Quinn it looks like Hobby Lobby had a nervous breakdown in there
00:11:36hey it's called Christmas Spirit
00:11:39and you know what you guys can cut the bullshit okay this is obviously just a scheme to spy on
00:11:43us
00:11:44you know who thought this was a good idea
00:11:47daddy
00:11:49and why wouldn't it be
00:11:51unless of course you have something to hide
00:11:57fine please come on in Cindy
00:12:00good mom will dig up dirt faster than TMZ
00:12:03everyone will see this is a sham
00:12:17oh my god oh my god yes turn around turn around
00:12:24well I mean that's one way to make the marriage look legit
00:12:45you can't just walk around naked
00:12:49wait what are you even doing here
00:12:50I mean Cindy was watching me like a hawk
00:12:53it's like I stole her retirement fund
00:12:55so what your plan is to just stay here
00:12:57well I mean if your dad finds out we're in separate rooms
00:13:01and the whole fake marriage jigs up
00:13:07oh Courtney
00:13:09I'm just here for laundry
00:13:23Chanel
00:13:24it's pretty flashy for a waiter
00:13:29oh I uh
00:13:31found it at the lost and found
00:13:33lucky day at work
00:13:35okay
00:13:37well
00:13:40you two have fun
00:13:45fine
00:13:46you can sleep with me
00:13:51you can sleep with me
00:13:53wow
00:13:53not even gonna ask me to dinner first
00:13:56I mean in my room
00:13:57you
00:13:59get
00:13:59the floor
00:14:02I knew that
00:14:21feels like I'm sleeping on gravel
00:14:23well it's wood
00:14:24not your therapist
00:14:25go to sleep
00:14:27well I would
00:14:29if your floor stopped abusing
00:14:39fine just
00:14:40get in already
00:14:42you sure?
00:14:43cause I don't wanna
00:14:44get
00:14:44in bed
00:14:48what's up?
00:14:49dude do not make it weird
00:14:51but weird is fun
00:15:00he's really hot
00:15:01god brain shut up
00:15:11hey quinn
00:15:14yeah
00:15:15I've never spent this much time
00:15:17with a girl before
00:15:19it's nice
00:15:21you really like this girl
00:15:22maybe you should tell her the truth
00:15:24rich men
00:15:25lie like they breathe
00:15:27never again
00:15:28no
00:15:29she knew who I am
00:15:31I'll lose her
00:15:45morning
00:15:45lovebirds
00:15:46I made pancakes
00:15:47oh god
00:15:48it talks
00:15:49thank you
00:15:51Cindy
00:15:53you can go now
00:15:55I think I'll stay
00:15:58I love a cozy morning chat
00:16:16I could go for some pre-breakfast stocking stuffing
00:16:21what can I say
00:16:24I am a sucker for holiday traditions
00:16:32hey
00:16:33babe
00:16:34Cindy is right there
00:16:36well
00:16:37I mean if she doesn't mind watching
00:16:39it's okay
00:16:40um
00:16:41I think I'll go
00:16:42pray
00:16:42or
00:16:43something
00:16:43okay
00:16:56oh my god
00:16:57I think she's still out there
00:17:00well
00:17:01I mean yeah
00:17:02she does think
00:17:03that we're
00:17:04so we should probably
00:17:06oh my god
00:17:07dude no
00:17:08make noises
00:17:09jeez
00:17:14fine
00:17:15okay good
00:17:16ready
00:17:17on the count of three
00:17:18make it loud
00:17:19alright
00:17:20I cannot believe
00:17:21you're doing this game
00:17:22make sure to jump
00:17:23early get it
00:17:24alright
00:17:24one
00:17:26two
00:17:27three
00:17:29oh my god
00:17:31Wesley
00:17:31yes
00:17:32yeah
00:17:33right there
00:17:34spread that holiday cheer
00:17:36for daddy
00:17:39okay
00:17:41okay
00:17:42okay
00:17:42all right
00:17:43right there
00:17:43all right
00:17:44Wesley
00:17:45Wesley
00:17:45come on
00:17:46yes
00:17:46yes
00:17:47oh
00:17:49that was fast
00:17:51you already have proof
00:17:52that their marriage is fake
00:17:57not exactly
00:17:59come on
00:18:00that's it
00:18:01what the fuck
00:18:03yes
00:18:03they're freaks
00:18:06oh
00:18:07yes
00:18:17oh
00:18:18come here
00:18:35you know you're supposed to wrap
00:18:37the box
00:18:38right
00:18:40not yourself
00:18:42I'm just giving the Christmas gifts some love
00:18:45okay
00:18:52all right
00:18:52all right
00:18:53we got a blood sacrifice
00:18:54these presents better be good
00:18:55oh my god
00:18:56you're bleeding
00:18:57just give me one sec
00:19:04let's see
00:19:14what you care about
00:19:15me
00:19:15you're worrying
00:19:17no
00:19:20yes
00:19:22you know
00:19:23not heartless
00:19:25power just went out
00:19:27ah
00:19:28relax
00:19:29I mean
00:19:30every good Christmas movie's got a blackout right
00:19:48see
00:19:48not too bad
00:19:50it's almost like
00:19:51you're in a snow globe right
00:19:55it's not so bad
00:19:58being stuck with you
00:20:02story for staring
00:20:03you're just
00:20:03so beautiful
00:20:06don't apologize
00:20:15and there goes the magic
00:20:18I don't know
00:20:18I think it's still here
00:20:35hey I'm headed to work
00:20:39what's wrong
00:20:40you don't like it
00:20:41no
00:20:42no it's
00:20:43it's beautiful
00:20:45valuable
00:20:47well then why aren't you wearing it
00:20:48it's a gift for my grandmother
00:20:53I love
00:20:54the ring west
00:20:55it's just
00:20:57I miss my moms
00:21:00it was the one thing she gave me
00:21:01and
00:21:03Regina just
00:21:04threw it away
00:21:09I'll get it back for you
00:21:10I promise
00:21:13you know
00:21:13you make an awful lot of promises
00:21:15for someone who doesn't have much
00:21:18I don't know what you're talking about
00:21:21I've got plenty right here
00:21:33I want every inch cleared
00:21:36where's the snow
00:21:38I had it moved
00:21:39okay
00:21:40it's really important we find this ring
00:21:41seriously
00:21:42honey you're aware you're not searching for the Titanic right
00:21:46okay
00:21:47Ross McTrauma
00:21:48you need to chill
00:21:49okay
00:21:50is this what a white rich boy crisis looks like
00:21:54because it's not a good look on you
00:21:58I found it
00:21:59yes
00:22:00yes yes yes
00:22:01I knew we'd find it
00:22:03ew
00:22:04baby did you just want the help
00:22:06double chri- no
00:22:07triple christmas bonuses for everybody this year
00:22:10ugh
00:22:11he lost him
00:22:13you know
00:22:14there is one more thing I need your help with
00:22:18really?
00:22:24so truthfully
00:22:25what am I covering up
00:22:26is this scandal
00:22:28breakdown
00:22:30a kink
00:22:31it's for a girl
00:22:32a girl
00:22:33oh Wesley O'Hara
00:22:36look at you showing feelings
00:22:38I'm not just a girl
00:22:40the girl
00:22:42I stand corrected
00:22:46it's pretty much the gist
00:22:47girl girl girl girl
00:22:47that is the most white lotus thing I've ever heard
00:22:50and Carrie Coon once punched me in the face
00:22:53he was awesome
00:22:54well I mean I just want her to like me for me
00:22:58aww
00:22:58fabulous
00:22:59nothing says true love
00:23:01like a good old fashioned lie
00:23:03well I'll figure it out
00:23:04okay
00:23:06in the meantime
00:23:08have all the staff
00:23:09refer to me
00:23:10as one of them
00:23:11okay
00:23:11no slip ups
00:23:12okay okay okay
00:23:13say less
00:23:13by the way
00:23:14I am loving this whole billionaire cosplay on you
00:23:17it is adorable
00:23:18okay
00:23:18shh
00:23:23bride's illness here
00:23:25take care of that woman please
00:23:27ugh
00:23:28hey baby gaga
00:23:29you will be giving me a raise
00:23:33hey girl
00:23:38what are you doing here
00:23:39Regina
00:23:41I'm getting dirt
00:23:42on your trash bag fiance
00:23:44and planning my actual wedding
00:23:47I'm gonna need information
00:23:48on Wesley
00:23:49Johnson
00:23:54are you deaf
00:23:55Wesley
00:23:56Johnson
00:23:58oh hell no
00:24:02I'm sorry ma'am
00:24:03but we don't give out information
00:24:04about our employees
00:24:05but I'd be more than happy
00:24:07to tell you about our many exits
00:24:09oh look there's one right there
00:24:10go give it a whirl
00:24:12do you know who I am
00:24:13I'm Regina
00:24:15Byers
00:24:15VIP
00:24:16I just dropped $30,000
00:24:18on the penthouse suite
00:24:21that's what you think
00:24:26where are you in your trash bag
00:24:28Beyonce saying
00:24:29in the luck suite
00:24:30under the bridge
00:24:30oh no
00:24:32it looks like the penthouse
00:24:34is under Quinn Hart
00:24:35for that date
00:24:36what
00:24:37no she can't afford that
00:24:39yeah it looks like
00:24:39it's paid in full
00:24:42how did that happen
00:24:44that's bullshit
00:24:45I want my room now
00:24:47you peacock
00:24:50okay well
00:24:51it looks like the only rooms
00:24:53we have available for that date
00:24:54are the single beds
00:24:55by the dumpster
00:24:57but it's got great air flow
00:24:59get me your manager
00:25:00now
00:25:01just one moment
00:25:04oh wait I forgot
00:25:05it's me
00:25:06then get me your boss's boss
00:25:09actually
00:25:10I want Mr. O'Hara
00:25:13I want Mr. O'Hara
00:25:17oh sugarplum
00:25:19I don't think you do
00:25:20oh you're scared
00:25:21aren't you
00:25:21yeah he's a friend
00:25:22I'll make sure he fires your ass
00:25:25what a moment
00:25:26beep
00:25:27beep
00:25:28beep
00:25:29beep
00:25:29beep
00:25:29beep
00:25:30beep
00:25:30hi Mr. O'Hara
00:25:32I have a uh
00:25:33Miss Boofer Booger
00:25:36buyer
00:25:36sure
00:25:37she wants to speak to you
00:25:39now
00:25:40oh okay
00:25:45hi Mr. O'Hara
00:25:47it's so good to finally
00:25:48never met you
00:25:49you're rude
00:25:50and you're loud
00:25:51and I want you off
00:25:52of my properties
00:25:53no no no
00:25:54there must be a misunderstanding
00:25:55I'm Regina Byers
00:25:57I reserved the bridal suite
00:25:59yeah well money doesn't buy everything
00:26:01especially my respect
00:26:03suite's cancelled
00:26:04with no refund
00:26:05sue me
00:26:09Leon have security escort this liar off the premises
00:26:13for harassment
00:26:14copy that sir
00:26:16hold on a moment
00:26:17hi security
00:26:19we need to throw out some trash
00:26:21please come to the front desk
00:26:22no
00:26:24there you are
00:26:25thank you
00:26:26no
00:26:26please escort her out
00:26:28you did this you bitch
00:26:29bye prides in love
00:26:31goodbye now
00:26:32bye never come back
00:26:38bye never come back
00:26:40everyone hates you
00:26:44did I miss something
00:26:45um yeah so
00:26:48Regina just got straight up bounced
00:26:50and apparently
00:26:51Mr. O'Hara
00:26:52gifted us the bridal suite
00:26:55pink
00:26:55karma moment
00:26:56I guess rich people aren't all that bad
00:26:58huh
00:26:58that is debatable
00:27:02well
00:27:03I've got a big surprise for you
00:27:05but we should
00:27:06probably get out of here
00:27:07so we can get away from
00:27:08annoying co-workers
00:27:14bye baby bell
00:27:18bye baby bell
00:27:23why did you kidnap me into the hotel kitchen
00:27:26you say kidnap
00:27:27I say adventure
00:27:30I didn't want the hotel staff to hear your family drama
00:27:33plus
00:27:34what's my favorite place in the hotel
00:27:36don't tell me you cook too
00:27:39well
00:27:39my parents were in the hotel business
00:27:41so we moved around a lot
00:27:42but
00:27:43they always told me that
00:27:45no matter where you are
00:27:46you can always make something warm
00:27:48at the hotel
00:27:48that's
00:27:49actually beautiful
00:27:51so
00:27:53how about we give that
00:27:54secret family recipe a try
00:28:01okay
00:28:02we might not have gotten
00:28:03the exact recipe
00:28:05but
00:28:06that is amazing
00:28:08you know
00:28:08you are in the wrong line of business
00:28:11no I'm not
00:28:14dessert
00:28:15no
00:28:15no
00:28:16no
00:28:17no
00:28:17I
00:28:18cannot have a
00:28:22what is
00:28:23is that my mom's ring
00:28:25how did you find this
00:28:27long story
00:28:30oh
00:28:30oh no
00:28:36don't fall for the guy that you were fake married to now
00:28:41you can wear your mom's ring if you want
00:28:43no
00:28:45they both feel right
00:28:46well
00:28:47then miss heart
00:28:49will you do me the otters
00:28:53and be my fake wife again
00:28:55yes of course
00:29:05oh
00:29:07well we usually avoid doing that near the food
00:29:11quinn
00:29:12quinn
00:29:12meet my um
00:29:13boss
00:29:14your what
00:29:18your what
00:29:21oh
00:29:22yes
00:29:22yes
00:29:23your boss
00:29:24the boss
00:29:24the big cheese
00:29:25so uh
00:29:26funny thing
00:29:27little cheese
00:29:28your other boss
00:29:29mr. o'hara
00:29:31wants to talk to you on the phone
00:29:35I'll be right back
00:29:38right behind you baby bell
00:29:42interesting time you chose to be playing house
00:29:44considering that your entire fortune hangs in the balance
00:29:48it's not like that
00:29:51I mean she's different
00:29:52different how
00:29:53no trust fund
00:29:55no I mean she's not about any of that stuff
00:29:57don't let a pretty smile
00:29:59make you stupid
00:30:00afraid it's too late
00:30:02look uh
00:30:05now's probably a pretty good time to tell you but
00:30:07we're actually engaged
00:30:09what
00:30:10what are you out of your mind
00:30:13do you barely know in a week
00:30:16I know grandpa but she's the one
00:30:18Wesley listen to me now
00:30:19next week
00:30:20is
00:30:21the investors summit
00:30:23that's when I announce my retirement
00:30:25and my successor
00:30:26now if you show up
00:30:28marriage to a stranger
00:30:30then you're gonna tank your own valuation
00:30:33so now you're asking me to care about the company
00:30:35over my own fiance
00:30:36that is exactly what I'm telling you
00:30:42tell me to find the heart
00:30:46oh shit
00:30:47I'm sorry
00:30:47hey
00:30:48I gotta go
00:30:48grandpa
00:30:49I'll talk to you later
00:30:53hey
00:30:54there you are
00:30:56hi
00:30:56the hotel policy
00:30:58can't discuss lost and found in public
00:31:00what
00:31:01legal mumbo
00:31:02and jumbo
00:31:03you know
00:31:03I just want to know
00:31:04how you got the ring
00:31:08Wesley
00:31:11god I can't believe it's really you
00:31:13it's still magnetic
00:31:17it's been so long since we've
00:31:19been in a hotel together
00:31:22aren't you
00:31:23gonna introduce me to
00:31:24whatever this is
00:31:26Quinn
00:31:27this is Ingrid
00:31:28an old friend
00:31:30and Ingrid
00:31:32this is Quinn
00:31:34my fiance
00:31:46you're engaged
00:31:48to her
00:31:49is this like a social experiment
00:31:52excuse me
00:31:53why would you say that
00:31:53because I know Wes
00:31:56he's not the type to settle down
00:31:57especially not with someone like you
00:32:00excuse me
00:32:01oh come on sweetie
00:32:02clearly one of you wandered out of your tax bracket
00:32:05shit
00:32:06she's about to spill
00:32:07I own the hotel
00:32:08Ingrid
00:32:09don't
00:32:10what
00:32:12she's practically got dollar signs in her pupils
00:32:14what the hell is she talking about
00:32:16please
00:32:17I know a gold digging whore when I see one
00:32:19oh
00:32:21clearly
00:32:21money cannot buy glass
00:32:23ladies why don't we just
00:32:25are you seriously gonna let her speak to me like this
00:32:27I'm paying guests
00:32:29cool
00:32:29cool
00:32:30well hey
00:32:31here's your complimentary wake up call
00:32:39god you know I am so sick
00:32:41of rich assholes
00:32:43who think they can treat people like shit
00:32:45honey why don't you just go outside
00:32:47I'll handle this okay
00:32:54Wesley what the hell is wrong with your charity case
00:32:58Ingrid she doesn't know who I am
00:33:00she thinks I'm a server
00:33:02god
00:33:04playing poor
00:33:06you always did have a thing for roleplay
00:33:08just don't tell Quinn anything
00:33:14I'll owe you
00:33:17consider my lips sealed
00:33:20did she say her name was Quinn Hart
00:33:23from the Hart Diner downtown
00:33:25small world
00:33:27she's been calling my office for weeks
00:33:30trying to get a tasting
00:33:31I've booked one for tomorrow
00:33:34that's great
00:33:36enjoy
00:33:37remember
00:33:40now I'll enjoy it all right
00:33:43no no no no that's that's that is impossible
00:33:46I'm afraid it's true
00:33:47I just bitch slapped Ingrid Ramsey
00:33:52as in Ramsey Culinary
00:33:54the investor I have been begging for weeks
00:33:56to visit the diner
00:33:58I mean you look cute doing it
00:34:00I just turned my only potential investor into a super villain
00:34:03okay
00:34:04I needed her funding in order to get the diner for my dad
00:34:07hey hey hey
00:34:08just breathe
00:34:09relax
00:34:10okay
00:34:11we'll get her back I promise
00:34:13how
00:34:13how
00:34:14she's probably just gonna blacklist me as
00:34:18soon as her cheek stops vibrating
00:34:20okay okay so we're gonna give her the best meal she's ever had
00:34:24all right
00:34:25you make it sound so easy
00:34:27well it is when it's what you do
00:34:30and this is what you do best
00:34:32so
00:34:38time to get going chef
00:34:45how's it going over here
00:34:54oh
00:34:55no you are just ridiculous
00:35:10screw professionalism
00:35:18screw professionalism
00:35:37I thought you said no kissing
00:35:39I thought I was a boss
00:35:41so
00:35:43copy that
00:35:54if we're gonna be intimate
00:35:56I can't keep lying to her
00:35:57um
00:35:58Quinn there's a
00:36:00something that
00:36:01I should tell you
00:36:03okay
00:36:05I can't tell her now
00:36:06it'll ruin her a big day
00:36:08yeah
00:36:08you know what
00:36:09you uh
00:36:09got a big day tomorrow
00:36:11I uh
00:36:12let you get some rest
00:36:14shh
00:36:15hey you two
00:36:16I made you some cocktails
00:36:18to help you relax
00:36:19thanks
00:36:24I um
00:36:26I'll sleep on the couch tonight
00:36:27all right
00:36:28just to
00:36:28give you some rest
00:36:31he doesn't want me
00:36:35Quinn
00:36:36Quinn left
00:36:38she asked me to tell you
00:36:39that she wanted some quiet
00:36:40before the tasting
00:36:42okay
00:36:45guess I really blew last night
00:36:59your girlfriend is late
00:37:00is she freaked out
00:37:07don't worry daddy
00:37:08I'll save the day
00:37:13oh shit
00:37:15Cindy
00:37:16the drinks
00:37:35if Ramsey Corp
00:37:37is looking to invest
00:37:39I got something better
00:37:45Quinn
00:37:48Sidney drugged you
00:37:49we gotta go
00:37:50we're gonna be late
00:37:51come on
00:37:56with all the Aspen traffic
00:37:58you'll never make it
00:37:59to the diner in time
00:38:01might as well
00:38:01crawl back into bed
00:38:03watch us
00:38:05oh
00:38:07Cindy
00:38:08get the fuck out of our house
00:38:15Hart's diner
00:38:16is literally
00:38:17sitting
00:38:18in the most valuable
00:38:20real estate
00:38:21in Aspen
00:38:22and my sister
00:38:24wants to waste it on pancakes
00:38:40I'm proposing
00:38:41a lifestyle brand
00:38:44one that practically prints money
00:38:48and money is the only thing that matters
00:38:52Regina
00:38:54exactly when were you gonna tell me about this
00:38:57who cares daddy
00:39:00the one person who gives up flying crap about this dump
00:39:03isn't even here
00:39:05so that makes the diner mine
00:39:07which means I can do whatever I want
00:39:16sorry I am late
00:39:26I promise
00:39:28it's worth the wait
00:39:31thank you so much for being here
00:39:33my mom Angela
00:39:35started this place about 20 years ago
00:39:37she believed that
00:39:39a good meal could
00:39:41fix about anything
00:39:42she was right
00:39:43I hope
00:39:50she used to say that
00:39:51every flavor
00:39:52told the story
00:39:53the butter
00:39:54hope
00:39:55and the crumble
00:39:56regret
00:39:57a little sugar on top
00:39:59please
00:40:24that was perfect
00:40:25I couldn't have done it without your help
00:40:31nice touch
00:40:32using your dead mommy
00:40:34for pity points
00:40:36I thought pity
00:40:38was your department
00:40:41honey
00:40:45that was incredible
00:40:46I guess I forgot whose dream it really was
00:40:49the place is yours
00:40:51it's your dining
00:40:53oh my god oh my god
00:40:54thank you thank you thank you thank you
00:40:55thank you
00:40:56daddy no
00:41:00you can find a job elsewhere
00:41:06Regina wait
00:41:09this is not finished
00:41:11mark my words
00:41:14your mother would be so proud
00:41:19I guess I got it all wrong about you
00:41:22welcome aboard
00:41:23thank you sir
00:41:24but I mean I really can't take any credit for this
00:41:26I mean
00:41:27it's all her
00:41:35Gwen
00:41:37congrats
00:41:37vote was unanimous
00:41:40Ramsey Corpus investing
00:41:42oh my god thank you
00:41:43thank you
00:41:45about the other day
00:41:48water under a bridge
00:41:50actually
00:41:50may I speak to you alone
00:41:52for a moment
00:41:59it's fine
00:42:00just
00:42:01right here for me okay
00:42:11don't worry
00:42:12your secret's safe with me
00:42:22like I said
00:42:23I hope we can move past what happened
00:42:26me too
00:42:26you know Wes and I go way back
00:42:29I was just looking out for you
00:42:32I'm sorry you're looking out for me
00:42:33well
00:42:35how
00:42:37I heard your last relationships were
00:42:41problematic
00:42:42I would hate to see you humiliated again
00:42:46are you implying that my fiance is a cheater
00:42:51no but woman to woman
00:42:54you really don't know who you're marrying
00:42:58so I said that this is a crazy business idea
00:43:01because who would actually put those two things together to make a business
00:43:06right
00:43:06I don't know
00:43:09I don't know but I'm hoping that she figures it out
00:43:16Chanel
00:43:17it's pretty flashy for a waiter
00:43:19it's been so long since we've been in a hotel together
00:43:22your secret's safe with me
00:43:24the watch
00:43:25the clothes
00:43:26the hotel stays
00:43:27plus he's an amazing kisser
00:43:30oh my god
00:43:31he's not just a waiter
00:43:32he is on the menu
00:43:34Wesley's a male escort
00:43:39that's why he pulled away last night
00:43:41of course I mean why would a professional waste time on free labor
00:43:46I
00:43:49just need a minute
00:44:00couldn't help but overhear
00:44:02you know my brother-in-law
00:44:04we've crossed paths
00:44:06but
00:44:07Quinn's not exactly his
00:44:10demographic
00:44:13she's like if Pinterest became a human
00:44:17nobody should be swiping right on that
00:44:19I'd be a much better fit
00:44:21wouldn't you agree
00:44:23oh
00:44:24absolutely
00:44:25Miss Ramsey
00:44:26I know
00:44:27how we could both get our way
00:44:34I'll make them break up
00:44:36I'll make it ugly
00:44:38and you
00:44:39convince the board
00:44:41that my condo
00:44:43is the wiser investment
00:44:46breaking hearts
00:44:47and building condos
00:44:50how very
00:44:51civilized
00:44:54deal
00:45:07there you are
00:45:08thought you got inducted into Ingrid's cult
00:45:11tempting
00:45:11didn't look like she needed any more hands on help
00:45:19you said you wanted to come clean last night
00:45:21so
00:45:23let's hear it
00:45:28you said you wanted to come clean last night
00:45:30so
00:45:31let's hear it
00:45:33well
00:45:33I
00:45:38so sorry
00:45:42so sorry
00:45:42work
00:45:47Wesley
00:45:48I need you to meet with the Dubai suppliers tonight
00:45:51alright
00:45:51oh they're uh
00:45:52they're sending that tough lady again
00:45:55can't Leon take her?
00:45:57a client
00:45:58it's gotta be a client
00:45:59yeah I know she rides it hard
00:46:01but I mean
00:46:02I don't have the time
00:46:04Leon's in on it too
00:46:05oh my god
00:46:06it's a whole sex ring
00:46:08you know what
00:46:09whatever
00:46:09I'll deal with it myself
00:46:10alright
00:46:17I just got called in for a last minute shift
00:46:20I'll explain everything later
00:46:21okay
00:46:28screw this
00:46:28I'm getting answers
00:46:33hi
00:46:34do you have a reservation?
00:46:37um
00:46:37not exactly
00:46:39um
00:46:40I was just wondering if
00:46:41Wesley was working tonight
00:46:42um
00:46:42I am so sorry
00:46:45he's not here
00:46:48could you
00:46:49could you please
00:46:50please look for him
00:46:52please
00:46:53it's urgent
00:47:02the restaurant just called
00:47:03some lady just came in
00:47:05asking about Mr. O'Hara
00:47:06oh
00:47:08bridezilla is a bridezilla
00:47:09does she look crazy?
00:47:10ask if she looks crazy
00:47:13does she look crazy?
00:47:14uh
00:47:15yeah
00:47:17kinda
00:47:19ugh
00:47:19you knew it
00:47:20okay
00:47:21have her blacklisted
00:47:22kick her out
00:47:23oh
00:47:23and warn valet
00:47:24cause she seems like
00:47:25the kind of bitch
00:47:26that would just
00:47:26Kia Tesla
00:47:29I am so sorry ma'am
00:47:32you
00:47:33could maybe try
00:47:34some
00:47:34elsewhere
00:47:38why
00:47:38is she acting
00:47:39like I am asking
00:47:40for Voldemort?
00:47:43okay
00:47:43right
00:47:44um
00:47:45if you see him
00:47:46could you just tell him
00:47:47I'm
00:47:48I'm here
00:47:48I'm his fiance
00:47:50fiance
00:47:51yeah
00:47:52and I'm
00:47:54I will
00:47:55definitely
00:47:56let him know
00:47:57okay
00:47:57thank you
00:47:59another wildfire
00:48:00contained by moi
00:48:01oh
00:48:03and remind
00:48:04everybody
00:48:05anyone leaks
00:48:06about Mr. O'Hara
00:48:07and they are
00:48:08gone faster
00:48:09than a puppy dog
00:48:10in Christy Gnome's
00:48:11house
00:48:22okay
00:48:23stealth mode
00:48:24just a
00:48:25normal girl
00:48:26stalking her
00:48:27prostitute fiance
00:48:28in a five star restaurant
00:48:34I guess you didn't lie
00:48:35about being at work
00:48:37you want loyalty
00:48:38you got it
00:48:39if you're looking for blood
00:48:40you can find someone else
00:48:42hmm
00:48:44you've got your grandfather's fight
00:48:46I like it
00:48:49you've got yourself
00:48:51a deal
00:48:53I didn't realize
00:48:55work
00:48:55meant dessert
00:48:57and
00:48:57screwing a stranger
00:49:03I'm married
00:49:04let's
00:49:05keep this professional
00:49:06oh
00:49:08apologies
00:49:10I must have
00:49:11misread the room
00:49:11well
00:49:12walk me upstairs
00:49:14I'll get you this contract
00:49:15for my suite
00:49:17after you
00:49:35there you go
00:49:36well looking forward
00:49:37to be working with you
00:49:38likewise
00:49:39have a nice night
00:49:44Wesley
00:49:45I forgot a page
00:49:51excuse me
00:49:53hi
00:49:53sorry
00:49:54you work here
00:49:56right
00:49:56I'm looking for Mr. O'Hara
00:49:59Mr. O'Hara
00:50:01you know
00:50:02the fine gentleman
00:50:03who owns this hotel
00:50:05I need to give this contract
00:50:07to him in person
00:50:08it's confidential
00:50:09um
00:50:10I haven't seen him
00:50:12sorry
00:50:15why is everyone
00:50:16so obsessed
00:50:16with this guy
00:50:21Mr. O'Hara
00:50:22was he
00:50:23yeah
00:50:24I'm
00:50:25just inspecting
00:50:27the laundry
00:50:28very dirty weekend
00:50:33working hard
00:50:34or hardly working
00:50:38you can stop lying
00:50:41I know the truth
00:50:44I saw you
00:50:46with that woman
00:50:48shit on a stick
00:50:49she knows
00:50:50listen Quinn
00:50:51I meant to tell you
00:50:52no you don't want
00:50:52you can save it
00:50:55here
00:50:56for the other night
00:50:58what the hell is this
00:51:00mmm
00:51:00payment
00:51:02for services rendered
00:51:04sorry it's a little light
00:51:06I um
00:51:06I don't tip liars
00:51:08what are you talking about
00:51:10you seriously think
00:51:10I couldn't figure this out
00:51:11the suits
00:51:12the women
00:51:13that is why
00:51:14you didn't take the money
00:51:15I told you
00:51:16I don't need your money
00:51:17don't need it
00:51:18or I didn't meet your rate
00:51:19the only reason why
00:51:20I stopped the other night
00:51:21was because I wanted
00:51:22to tell you the truth
00:51:23you know just drop
00:51:23the moral code Wes
00:51:27it's not the part
00:51:28about you selling yourself
00:51:30that hurts
00:51:30thank god
00:51:31gross
00:51:32ugh
00:51:32but
00:51:33the part that kills me
00:51:34is that you sold me
00:51:35a lie
00:51:37okay
00:51:39what are you talking about
00:51:40the bullshit
00:51:43I know the truth
00:51:51Quinn
00:51:53I don't know how to say this lightly
00:51:55but
00:51:55do you think I'm a prostitute
00:51:59what is that not the
00:52:01preferred
00:52:02term
00:52:03you
00:52:04sex worker
00:52:05romantic freelancer
00:52:07what
00:52:08I'm not a prostitute
00:52:12honestly it's fine
00:52:13okay just
00:52:15there's no judgment
00:52:15I
00:52:16I know what I saw
00:52:19well that woman
00:52:20the only reason why
00:52:21she was there
00:52:23was because she was
00:52:23signing contracts
00:52:24she supplies for the hotel
00:52:28I'm looking for Mr. O'Hara
00:52:29I need to give this contract
00:52:30to him in person
00:52:34so
00:52:36so you're not
00:52:37a
00:52:39prostitute
00:52:40no
00:52:41I mean I'm flattered
00:52:42that you think I could be
00:52:43but
00:52:44oh my god
00:52:46oh my god
00:52:47that
00:52:47that's why
00:52:48she wanted to get the contract
00:52:50to Mr. O'Hara
00:52:51wow that guy is really hard to come by
00:52:53huh
00:52:54yeah he's like
00:52:55super mysterious
00:52:56like Batman
00:52:56did you drop something?
00:52:59no
00:52:59no
00:53:00must have been the wind
00:53:01super dramatic tonight
00:53:05I owe you an apology
00:53:14so
00:53:15so Miss Hart
00:53:17what are you gonna do to make it up to me
00:53:20well I guess that
00:53:22depends
00:53:25what's the damage
00:53:27well
00:53:28people keep raving
00:53:29about the magic
00:53:30of this place
00:53:31oh yeah
00:53:31I figure
00:53:33we'd be a better
00:53:34time
00:53:35alright
00:53:37Mr. Johnson
00:53:38tomorrow
00:53:40I am taking you
00:53:41on a
00:53:42Christmas in Aspen
00:53:45extravaganza
00:53:46the whole cheesy shebang
00:53:48so close
00:53:56Hakokoa
00:53:57Hakokoa
00:53:58Hakokoa for Christmas
00:54:01where's the QR code
00:54:05order with your mouth
00:54:07how am I supposed to pick my milk to syrup ratio
00:54:09I do that and I will literally push you in the snow
00:54:15well thank you
00:54:26shall we
00:54:28ciao
00:54:33no
00:54:35no
00:54:37it's for the children
00:54:39Quinn
00:54:43fine
00:55:01I'm really starting to feel the magic
00:55:05you ever notice how Christmas lights make everything look better
00:55:09do you like lights
00:55:12make the world softer
00:55:20no way
00:55:22no way
00:55:23do we
00:55:23can we just manifest this
00:55:25hey
00:55:26looks like you really brought the magic
00:55:28oh
00:55:29it's beautiful
00:55:33what are you
00:55:35what are you
00:56:17the lights
00:56:20I really love you
00:56:23you look like a billion bucks
00:56:27this is the perfect time to tell her the truth
00:56:33Quinn
00:56:37Quinn
00:56:39there you are
00:56:40god
00:56:41does a PDA ever stop with you two
00:56:44what do you want Regina
00:56:45you missed the bridal fitting
00:56:46what I didn't know about the fitting
00:56:49what I didn't know about the fitting
00:56:50oh right
00:56:52silly me
00:56:53I must have forgotten
00:56:55oh my god
00:56:56on purpose
00:56:56her slot's long gone
00:56:58she'll be lucky to find a napkin to wear
00:57:04hi there
00:57:05my stepsister missed her fitting
00:57:08so I'm guessing you don't have any more dresses left
00:57:10maybe there'll be availability at Party City
00:57:13actually Miss Hart
00:57:14your dresses are all set aside
00:57:17your stylist already sent over the final things
00:57:21stylist?
00:57:23my blow dryer barely works
00:57:24that's Paris Couture
00:57:26the kind that come with bodyguards
00:57:28you didn't send those to me
00:57:30they were custom made for Miss Hart
00:57:32her?
00:57:34she can't even afford the hanger
00:57:36no lies detected there
00:57:38they're already paid for
00:57:40a gift from the O'Hara's
00:57:42for their friend Mr. Johnson
00:57:51wearing it for him
00:57:53feels right
00:57:56nice dresses
00:57:57a little plain though
00:58:01what?
00:58:02Regina!
00:58:02are you?
00:58:03I am such a klutz
00:58:05let me fix it
00:58:11now it's balanced
00:58:12you're welcome
00:58:19now we're balanced bitch
00:58:21you bitch
00:58:23you're ruining my life
00:58:25me
00:58:25you literally shoplifted my groom
00:58:29oh please
00:58:30he was on his way to dump your Dollar Tree ass
00:58:33on his own
00:58:37this is a bridal shop
00:58:38not a Coachella mosh pit
00:58:40you just cost me
00:58:42hundreds of thousands in damage
00:58:43one of you is paying
00:58:45she started it
00:58:46charge her
00:58:48if neither of you can pay
00:58:49I will have to call the police
00:58:52no need
00:58:53the O'Hara family will happily cover
00:58:55double the damages
00:58:58oh and this disaster
00:58:59you can deal with her
00:59:04I watched her personally destroy Mr. O'Hara's dress
00:59:07I assume you'll be sending her the bill
00:59:09to cover the cost
00:59:10of course her
00:59:11miss
00:59:12that was over a hundred grand
00:59:14will you be paying
00:59:15or should I call the police?
00:59:17a hundred
00:59:18what?
00:59:20I'm gonna kill you
00:59:23talk to her like that again
00:59:25and you won't leave here pretty
00:59:26what are you gonna do
00:59:28busboy
00:59:29fold me
00:59:30security
00:59:32fold her
00:59:33to go
00:59:36this isn't over
00:59:37you're gonna regret this
00:59:41I thought I told you to take care of Miss Hart
00:59:43sir
00:59:43I'm terribly sorry
00:59:44and I'll personally find Miss Hart the perfect gown
00:59:47no need
00:59:48I already have it
00:59:49hmm
00:59:53yes
00:59:58this dress is perfect
01:00:01it's
01:00:02somehow
01:00:04familiar
01:00:04it should be
01:00:06it was your mother's
01:00:09I went to your dad
01:00:11we found it in the attic
01:00:12I mean he was in rough shape
01:00:14but
01:00:15I got it fixed up
01:00:16yes
01:00:19I did not believe you did this
01:00:21pretty good for a
01:00:23to end wedding
01:00:24huh?
01:00:26I know
01:00:27there's something real here
01:00:28I wonder what's holding him back
01:00:30I wish it was real
01:00:32I really wish I was marrying her
01:00:34God just say it
01:00:35tell her the truth
01:00:36Queen
01:00:37can I say something
01:00:40listen even someone like Mr. Ohara
01:00:42couldn't get a dress like this
01:00:45for what it is worth
01:00:46I'm glad it's you
01:00:48I'd pick you over some rich jerk any day
01:01:17I think I love you
01:01:19no
01:01:19no
01:01:20not like this
01:01:20if we do this now
01:01:21it'll just be another lie
01:01:23I'll tell her after the wedding
01:01:24sorry we were getting carried away
01:01:29I'm gonna stay at a hotel room tonight
01:01:31I will see you tomorrow at the rehearsal dinner
01:01:35what's
01:01:35wait wait
01:01:36just
01:01:46aww
01:01:47baby cheese
01:01:48come on
01:01:49no no no no no
01:01:50drinking is not gonna fix your problems
01:01:53it's just gonna make you all bloated
01:01:55I wanna be with her more than anything
01:01:58well
01:01:59why don't you be honest with her
01:02:02surprise
01:02:02I'm a billionaire
01:02:04trust me that's lazy parties
01:02:06oh that works
01:02:08she doesn't like this
01:02:09she just
01:02:10run away
01:02:11hey
01:02:12hey
01:02:13look at me
01:02:15run
01:02:16after her
01:02:17okay
01:02:24okay
01:02:25you got 48 hours until aisle time
01:02:27and you literally look like a sad stock footage for divorce
01:02:30no no no no no
01:02:31I'm gonna pick up your face
01:02:34there we go
01:02:36little tempo's coming out
01:02:38you got this
01:02:40really think she'll want me
01:02:44really think she'll want me
01:02:45hey
01:02:46if she doesn't take you
01:02:48I will
01:02:49oh but fair warning
01:02:51I snore
01:02:52I snore
01:02:52and I spend
01:02:54you good to go
01:02:55come come come
01:02:56we got
01:02:58yeah you got this baby boy
01:03:04the blushing bride
01:03:30the blushing bride isn't at her own rehearsal
01:03:30good table service
01:03:31how would a lowlife waiter know a billionaire
01:03:34I bet you got one of your waiter friends to pretend to be him
01:03:37fun conspiracy
01:03:38did you workshop that between the vodkas or after
01:03:42cut the bullshit
01:03:43if you and O'Hara are such pals
01:03:46tell me what he's like
01:04:02well up until a few weeks ago
01:04:05kind of cold but
01:04:06then he met a girl
01:04:11yeah right
01:04:12that man is married to his money
01:04:15Mr. O'Hara requested this be sent down
01:04:17he apologizes for not being able to make it
01:04:21appreciate the gesture
01:04:25that's a $10,000 Rothschild
01:04:28guess he felt bad for not being able to make it to your chicken dance
01:04:34enough games busboy
01:04:36I'm getting to the bottom of this shitstorm
01:04:42locked and loaded
01:04:43by tonight she'll lose it all
01:04:45always a pleasure doing business with the devil
01:05:03if it's not my favorite little mistake
01:05:06where's your uh
01:05:08dumb busboy huh
01:05:10did he finally realize you're a lousy tipper and checked out
01:05:14okay George
01:05:14you're drunk just go home
01:05:16you know he's not better than me
01:05:17huh
01:05:20you left me
01:05:21remember
01:05:22yeah yeah yeah
01:05:23but then I saw you in this dress
01:05:25and I thought I shouldn't do that
01:05:27you know I was thinking maybe
01:05:28you need to remember what it feels like
01:05:30if you were a real man
01:05:31you were fucking disgusting
01:05:32you were marrying my stepsister
01:05:34oh who gives a shit
01:05:35huh
01:05:36I can screw whoever I want
01:05:38haven't you asked yourself
01:05:39why I'm marrying your stepsister
01:05:41she's half as smart
01:05:42twice as easy
01:05:51you fucking bitch
01:05:56touch her again
01:05:57now rip your arm off
01:05:58you big piece of shit
01:06:00oh limp
01:06:01you guys can't get my dick out of your mouth
01:06:02it's a relax bro
01:06:03I'm just trying to warm her up
01:06:07are you fucking kidding me
01:06:08this is my party
01:06:10try me
01:06:11and I'll make sure you spend your honeymoon
01:06:12in the fucking ICU
01:06:14you know what
01:06:15she's not worth it
01:06:17I need another drink
01:06:25so about last night
01:06:27just stick to the plan
01:06:28just stick to the plan okay
01:06:28I get your check
01:06:29I get my diner
01:06:31clean and simple
01:06:31I don't want clean and simple
01:06:33I don't care how messy it is or anything
01:06:35I want you
01:06:38because I
01:06:40I love you
01:06:43what?
01:06:43I love you
01:06:45like love love you
01:06:46like the stupid kind
01:06:48and I don't care how messy any of this is
01:06:50because when I look at you I just
01:06:51I see home
01:06:53I don't want to pretend
01:06:54I want forever
01:06:56I'm starting tomorrow
01:06:59there's um
01:07:00something I need to tell you
01:07:02in private
01:07:02meet me in the condo in 10
01:07:08you know if this ends in room service and champagne
01:07:11I'm not complaining
01:07:16okay
01:07:17bye
01:07:22Wes
01:07:23can I speak to you alone?
01:07:25I'm busy
01:07:26it won't take long
01:07:28just one drink with me
01:07:29upstairs
01:07:30not gonna happen
01:07:33then maybe Quinn
01:07:35should find out the truth about you
01:07:37right now
01:07:38in front of everyone
01:07:43then maybe Quinn
01:07:45should find out the truth about you
01:07:48right now
01:07:49in front of everyone
01:07:50fine
01:07:51one drink
01:07:59what do you want?
01:08:01come on
01:08:03you know what I want
01:08:05you
01:08:07I should have known you'd do some shit like that
01:08:09Quinn's gonna be here any minute
01:08:11I'm not telling her the truth
01:08:12you can go now
01:08:14you're right
01:08:15I overplayed it
01:08:19here's a toast
01:08:20for old times sake
01:08:31there
01:08:32he's done
01:08:34doors that way
01:08:35oh Wesley
01:08:38just getting to the fun part
01:08:41what?
01:08:44what did you do?
01:08:47we're drunk tonight
01:08:48silly
01:08:49for old times sake
01:08:51no
01:09:00how did he even afford this?
01:09:06Wes?
01:09:11hey Wes
01:09:12what was that
01:09:13oh
01:09:16Jesus
01:09:16Quinn
01:09:18do you always just
01:09:19barge into other people's rooms?
01:09:21Wes?
01:09:23I
01:09:25I don't understand
01:09:26he told me to come here
01:09:28sweetie
01:09:33probably to dump you
01:09:36I tried to warn you
01:09:37men like him
01:09:39collect women like Starbucks points
01:09:42he
01:09:43just
01:09:44told me
01:09:45he loved me
01:09:47he always tells me that
01:09:49usually after round two
01:09:51he played you
01:09:53Quinn
01:09:55you're just the latest side dish
01:09:57no
01:09:59no I don't believe you
01:10:02you sure?
01:10:05take a look
01:10:10you know right?
01:10:12he really knows how to express himself
01:10:18come on Wes
01:10:18Wes talk to me
01:10:20this isn't true is it?
01:10:21come on
01:10:21rest
01:10:26he's earned it
01:10:32you know when he wakes up
01:10:33you can tell him
01:10:34that he is an asshole
01:10:35and I am done
01:11:01my apologies
01:11:01I have room service for Mr. O'Hara
01:11:03wrong room
01:11:04God why can't no one ever
01:11:06I mean no
01:11:07I'm going
01:11:26she's gone now
01:11:27it's just us
01:11:33what did you do?
01:11:36just a little digital theater
01:11:38what every girl does when she's bored
01:11:42miss sneak under daddy
01:11:44energy unmatched
01:11:48you really should change this stupid dog lock screen
01:11:58you texted yourself from my phone?
01:12:02her face
01:12:04legendary
01:12:06it was like she saw Santa making out with her mom
01:12:09oh
01:12:10she left this for you
01:12:15looks way better on me
01:12:16don't you think?
01:12:18you crazy bitch
01:12:20hey I kept my promise
01:12:22I didn't tell her who you are
01:12:24just let me balance
01:12:25I never touched you
01:12:27you know what you're doing
01:12:30Leon
01:12:31remove Miss Ramsey from all O'Hara residents
01:12:34and make sure her family is out of the business entirely by tonight
01:12:39and have this room sanitized with fire
01:12:41you wouldn't
01:12:43our families go back ages
01:12:45your grandfather wouldn't allow it
01:12:48watch me
01:12:53move your ass
01:12:54or I will
01:12:55get the fuck out
01:13:03you're gonna work for this
01:13:13even if she never forgives me
01:13:17she deserves the truth
01:13:26Wesley's a liar
01:13:28just like George
01:13:30I should have known better this time
01:13:39no stop
01:13:40I promise
01:13:40I did not sleep with her
01:13:42I would never do that to you
01:13:43you know what
01:13:43just drop the act
01:13:43okay
01:13:44show's over
01:13:46please just let me explain
01:13:52yeah please
01:13:53don't keep your girl waiting
01:13:55great
01:13:57grandpa I can't talk now
01:13:58sir
01:13:59your grandfather's had a heart attack
01:14:00he's been transferred to our private care residence
01:14:03we need you here
01:14:04asap
01:14:09gramps
01:14:09thank god you're okay
01:14:18barely
01:14:19barely
01:14:20a trip that close to the pearly gates gives a man perspective
01:14:35I don't know what the hell's going on with that boy
01:14:38he looks alive
01:14:42maybe this place is magical after all
01:14:46oh the way that you lit up around her
01:14:49that's the way I was with your grandma too
01:14:51you know
01:14:55I should have never made you choose
01:14:57you know
01:14:57I just
01:14:59I didn't want you to get hurt
01:15:02and I
01:15:03I forgot that love
01:15:07always carries with it
01:15:08a risk of heartbreak
01:15:11that's what makes it real
01:15:15dear
01:15:16dear
01:15:24hopefully I can't make it for the wedding tomorrow at a hotel
01:15:38you found the magic Wessie
01:15:41if you understand true love
01:15:44then you can run a hotel where folks feel it too
01:15:50grandma
01:15:53be so proud
01:16:05hey boo
01:16:08what's your boy doing
01:16:09we're talking inside
01:16:13give this to him
01:16:14it's from the police
01:16:16they just arrested Ingrid
01:16:19super dramatic
01:16:22I recorded all her screams
01:16:30talk scream
01:16:33Ingrid drugged
01:16:35Wesley
01:16:39I am
01:16:40I am so sorry
01:16:42I am so sorry
01:16:43God I should have believed you
01:16:45no
01:16:46Quinn
01:16:46you were right not to
01:16:49huh
01:16:51she lied
01:16:52I've been lying
01:16:53Mr. O'Hara
01:16:55we need your signature
01:16:56I'm sorry
01:17:01is it you asked for boss
01:17:02I have room service for Mr. O'Hara
01:17:04boss
01:17:05hopefully I can make it to your wedding tomorrow at our hotel
01:17:10Mr. O'Hara
01:17:17I'm
01:17:17Wesley Johnson O'Hara
01:17:23I'm
01:17:24Wesley Johnson O'Hara
01:17:26like that
01:17:27baseball player
01:17:31of course
01:17:33of course you are
01:17:34that's
01:17:35that's
01:17:36that's how you got the dresses
01:17:37in the house
01:17:38that's
01:17:38that's why everyone treats you
01:17:40like you're some
01:17:42undercover prince
01:17:43oh my god
01:17:44I am so stupid
01:17:45I am
01:17:45so
01:17:47stupid
01:17:47I
01:17:47no
01:17:47no
01:17:48no
01:17:48I just
01:17:49you said you didn't like rich guys
01:17:50so I
01:17:50what so you thought that lying
01:17:52was gonna make that better
01:17:53yes
01:17:54I mean
01:17:55no
01:17:55don't
01:18:02don't
01:18:07how the hell am I supposed to believe that
01:18:10I don't even know who you are anymore
01:18:25she got ditched right before the wedding again
01:18:27brutal
01:18:27some girls just don't learn
01:18:29I heard that the whole engagement was just a sham
01:18:40poor little Quinn
01:18:41always a bridesmaid
01:18:43never a bride
01:18:45after today
01:18:46I am done
01:18:48with you
01:18:50oh you're done alright
01:18:51because now that you're husbandless
01:18:53the diner is mine
01:18:55we'll send you an invite to the demolition
01:18:59excuse me
01:19:00I'm gonna go
01:19:01enjoy my wedding
01:19:04oh god
01:19:0750 years ago
01:19:08my beloved wife Sophia
01:19:10and myself
01:19:11we opened our
01:19:12first hotel in Aspen
01:19:13and today
01:19:15it is my great honor
01:19:16to hand the reins over to our new
01:19:19CEO
01:19:19my grandson
01:19:21Wesley O'Hara
01:19:23thank you
01:19:27thank you
01:19:31for as long as I can remember
01:19:32I've waited for this moment
01:19:34and now that it's here
01:19:37I want it
01:19:41I don't want it
01:19:46money
01:19:47power
01:19:48legacy
01:19:50doesn't mean a damn thing
01:19:52if the person that you love
01:19:53is walking away
01:19:56now she's in that room
01:19:57right now
01:19:59and if I had
01:20:00any chance
01:20:01to make it right
01:20:01I have to take it
01:20:04I'm sorry
01:20:14sir
01:20:15the bride told me
01:20:15to not let you
01:20:16into the venue
01:20:17I own the venue
01:20:18and I pay your salary
01:20:22appreciate it
01:20:27I
01:20:28George
01:20:30take you
01:20:31Regina
01:20:31I object
01:20:34god
01:20:34damn it
01:20:35this guy again
01:20:38Quinn
01:20:39Quinn
01:20:39I need to speak
01:20:40with you
01:20:41oh no
01:20:42Quinn doesn't need
01:20:43to waste another
01:20:44second on the help
01:20:45yeah
01:20:45well what she doesn't need
01:20:46is to be harassed
01:20:47by some creep
01:20:48in his micropenis
01:20:49he can't keep in his pants
01:20:51stop it
01:20:52you're ruining
01:20:52my wedding
01:20:55Georgie
01:20:56what is he talking about
01:20:58he's talking
01:20:59about how George
01:21:00tried to force himself
01:21:01on me last night
01:21:02oh
01:21:03she is a lying slut
01:21:06seriously
01:21:07really
01:21:08let's back check that
01:21:10I can screw
01:21:12whoever I want
01:21:13haven't you asked
01:21:14yourself
01:21:14why I'm marrying
01:21:15your stepsister
01:21:16she's half as smart
01:21:17twice as easy
01:21:19you what
01:21:24oh
01:21:30lover butt
01:21:31I can explain
01:21:32everything
01:21:33it's over
01:21:33and BT dubs
01:21:35your dick is not tiny
01:21:37it's a damn rounding error
01:21:43also security
01:21:45picked up
01:21:45you and Ingrid
01:21:46drugging me
01:21:46so have fun
01:21:47explaining that
01:21:48to the police
01:21:50security
01:21:51let's take out
01:21:53Mr. Tiny
01:21:53and his annoying
01:21:55girlfriend
01:21:55to the curb
01:21:56please
01:21:57no
01:21:57you can't do this
01:21:59you're a nobody
01:22:00allow me to
01:22:01reintroduce myself
01:22:02I'm Wesley O'Hara
01:22:04and I own this place
01:22:07well
01:22:08I did
01:22:10until I gave it up
01:22:11for a shot
01:22:11with the woman I love
01:22:15you gave up
01:22:16the hotel for me
01:22:18you said you don't
01:22:19want to marry a rich guy
01:22:19so
01:22:21consider me unrich
01:22:23I'll be anything
01:22:24you want
01:22:35I don't need you
01:22:37to be
01:22:38anyone else
01:22:41I just want you
01:22:44I feel the most
01:22:45mean when I'm with you
01:22:49I'm so sorry
01:22:49I lied
01:22:50I just
01:22:51didn't want to lose you
01:22:55if you give me
01:22:56another chance
01:22:58I promise
01:23:00that I will spend
01:23:01my entire life
01:23:02earning the way
01:23:03that you look at me
01:23:03right now
01:23:05okay
01:23:17will you marry me
01:23:21like
01:23:22really marry me
01:23:23yes
01:23:27yes
01:23:34all right
01:23:36I'll go change
01:23:38and meet me in the courtyard
01:23:41you want to get married
01:23:42right now
01:23:43it's all set up
01:23:44babas
01:23:45it's time for you to shine
01:23:48and I've got some
01:23:49hot cocoa
01:23:50some Christmas magic
01:23:51okay
01:23:52I've got a surprise too
01:23:54okay
01:23:58and do you
01:23:59Quinn Jessica Hart
01:24:00take Wesley Johnson O'Hara
01:24:03to be your husband
01:24:04whatever his name is
01:24:05this week
01:24:06I will take him
01:24:07aww
01:24:08well by the power
01:24:09vested in me
01:24:10by the fabulous
01:24:11state of Colorado
01:24:12you may now
01:24:13kiss each other
01:24:15make everyone
01:24:16super jealous
01:24:31I'm sorry for leaving
01:24:32the meeting
01:24:33and walking away
01:24:33from the company
01:24:36well
01:24:37walking away
01:24:38won't be that easy
01:24:39lad
01:24:42everyone knows
01:24:44you've always
01:24:45had this hotel
01:24:46is your own
01:24:50congratulations
01:24:52yeah
01:24:55you got the girl
01:24:56and the hotel
01:24:57not bad
01:24:58huh
01:25:00oh
01:25:01except one condition
01:25:04you run it
01:25:07together
01:25:17this is a lot
01:25:18longer
01:25:19to get to
01:25:20than I remember
01:25:20oh
01:25:21it's not that far
01:25:23okay
01:25:25chilly
01:25:27okay
01:25:28one
01:25:30one
01:25:30two
01:25:30three
01:25:31oh
01:25:34my
01:25:35my
01:25:38my hair
01:25:45is that my mom's
01:26:00that's it
01:26:01that's it
01:26:03that's a recipe
01:26:03secret ingredient
01:26:05just
01:26:05some burnt sugar
01:26:07and some black molasses
01:26:13that's what I'm going to do
01:26:27ew
01:26:28it's so bitter
01:26:29it's supposed to be a sweetheart
01:26:32the bitter makes the sweet butter
01:26:34just like how it melts tears into love
01:26:43you brought her back to me
01:26:46no
01:26:46you did
01:26:50I just helped a little
01:26:54merry christmas
01:26:55mrs. o'hara
01:26:56mrs. o'hara
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