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The Space Rodent
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00:03:58Okay, don't move.
00:04:01Perfect.
00:04:01All right, hold on.
00:04:05What's happening?
00:04:06Oh, yeah.
00:04:08You have light all over you, girl.
00:04:10Oh, my God, I'm shedding.
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12You're good now.
00:04:13Okay.
00:04:13All right, Mac.
00:04:15All right, Mac.
00:04:17Whiter.
00:04:17Whiter.
00:04:17Mac, you know the drill.
00:04:21You're being ridiculous.
00:04:24I like having friends.
00:04:26Fine.
00:04:27No fire.
00:04:28What fire?
00:04:29I have got to hear this.
00:04:31All right.
00:04:31All right, so you guys know our friends Doug and Samantha, right?
00:04:34Okay.
00:04:35Well, Mac thought it'd be a good idea to show Doug a flame trick.
00:04:39Uh, just, no, that's not the story.
00:04:42I, it was a barbecue lid.
00:04:44It wouldn't close.
00:04:45He literally knocked the barbecue over and set their entire patio furniture on fire.
00:04:50Wait, what?
00:04:51Their brand new set?
00:04:52Did you have to pay for it?
00:04:53No, thank God.
00:04:55With me just bartending and Mac out of work, we can't afford that.
00:04:58Uh, hi.
00:04:59Hey.
00:04:59No.
00:05:00In between gigs.
00:05:02I'm in between gigs.
00:05:03Yeah, for six months.
00:05:05You see, I have a particular set of skills that I was blessed with, and they should be compensated for.
00:05:13I think that's fair.
00:05:14You know, we have a barbecue, and we wouldn't charge either, you know, if anything bad happened.
00:05:20Hey, now.
00:05:22What?
00:05:22I don't see this place catching fire or bad thing.
00:05:25Okay.
00:05:26You know what?
00:05:27Fantasia never did anything but love you.
00:05:31It's a never-ending story thing.
00:05:32Don't encourage it.
00:05:33I hate this place.
00:05:35This place is a family heirloom.
00:05:37Your uncle went to prison, and then we moved in two weeks later.
00:05:40Like I said, heirloom.
00:05:42I like it.
00:05:44I think it's cozy.
00:05:47Everything is cozy.
00:05:49Okay, please behave.
00:05:50Both of you?
00:05:51You sure you just don't want to come with us tonight?
00:05:54We're sure.
00:05:55We'll be back around 3 a.m.
00:05:59Well, why don't you girls just hang out with us tonight, I mean.
00:06:03What, and watch Ancient Aliens with you?
00:06:05That is a great show.
00:06:07So many discoveries.
00:06:08Aliens are a fact of life, and we need to be prepared.
00:06:12In fact...
00:06:13Wait, no.
00:06:15Babe?
00:06:16Well, I was...
00:06:17Put the book away.
00:06:19No.
00:06:19No, thank you.
00:06:25Okay.
00:06:26Um, please feed the children.
00:06:30What children?
00:06:31The trick-or-treaters.
00:06:32You don't feed the kids candy?
00:06:34I mean...
00:06:35Last year, he put a sign out that read,
00:06:37Bring this bell and die.
00:06:39There we go.
00:06:41I mean, it's not ambiguous.
00:06:43They're children.
00:06:44Please give them candy.
00:06:46Okay, sure.
00:06:47I'll encourage the behavior of walking up to a complete stranger's home.
00:06:51In the spirit of Halloween, yeah.
00:06:54Box and matches.
00:06:55Top left, George.
00:06:56You're welcome.
00:06:57She can hear you.
00:06:59Quick, he's talking about Fantasia.
00:07:00Go.
00:07:12You want to see something cool?
00:07:14Do I want to see something cool?
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:16Oh, now.
00:07:17You meant now.
00:07:30Well, when you said cool, your bathroom didn't come to mind.
00:07:35Magic time.
00:07:37You ready?
00:07:38Mm-hmm.
00:07:41Yeah?
00:07:44Nice.
00:07:44Is that, uh, new?
00:07:46Oh, yeah.
00:07:47Yeah, and that's not all.
00:07:48Mm-hmm.
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:56You install these yourself?
00:08:01You really, uh, fancied the place up, didn't you?
00:08:04Oh, yeah.
00:08:05All sensors, I don't have to touch a thing.
00:08:08It really is like magic.
00:08:10All right.
00:08:11I'm not gonna...
00:08:12This is awesome.
00:08:13I'm told.
00:08:13This is fantastic, actually.
00:08:15This is...
00:08:16Wait, why did you do all the additions if Skylar wants to leave?
00:08:21What?
00:08:22Why would we leave this place?
00:08:24We've got everything we need right here.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:29I don't know.
00:08:33Are we really gonna watch Ancient Aliens?
00:08:35Oh, yeah.
00:08:36I got, like, ten seasons.
00:08:37Go pick one.
00:08:38And can I get you a drink?
00:08:41Yes and yes.
00:08:50Why is this in your car?
00:08:51Oh, my God.
00:08:53Fucking Dean keeps putting that in my car every time I'm about to go somewhere.
00:08:56What's fucked up?
00:08:57Give it to me.
00:08:58You know what's fucked up?
00:08:59Hmm.
00:09:00This.
00:09:05This is awesome.
00:09:07This is fantastic.
00:09:09Oh, my gosh.
00:09:09Who even has these anymore?
00:09:12You know, they say that aliens live deep underwater and among us.
00:09:19Like, regularly.
00:09:22Yeah.
00:09:23I don't know about all that.
00:09:26These are like records, man.
00:09:28This is crazy.
00:09:29I mean, do you have something to play this?
00:09:31You take an eat?
00:09:33Is there any other way?
00:09:37I think we're gonna do Season 11.
00:09:39So, what's going on with the whole job thing?
00:09:43You really think that they're underground?
00:09:45Like, in the water underground?
00:09:47I see what you're doing.
00:09:49Yes, I do believe, though.
00:09:51Okay.
00:09:52Six months, though?
00:09:52That's why.
00:09:54Well, it's more like five and a half, but...
00:09:57Yeah.
00:09:57Look, I'm trying to start my own company, okay?
00:09:59And the process is taking just a little bit longer than I would hope, than I thought.
00:10:08But Amanda just, she just wants me to get a job now.
00:10:12She wants me to get a piece of shit job that pays shit, and it's stupid, and she wants me
00:10:17to give up on my hopes, and she doesn't believe in my dreams.
00:10:20I don't know if all that's true, that last part, but it's stupid.
00:10:25Do you think that maybe she feels frustrated because she feels alone?
00:10:31Like, she wants this thing between you two to go further, but you're not going, getting
00:10:38a job, not bringing how many money, feels like you don't care.
00:10:45Oh, that's some deep shit.
00:10:50All right.
00:10:51Serious question.
00:10:52Serious answer.
00:10:54Okay.
00:10:55Seriously, though.
00:10:56All right.
00:10:57Which drugs are off the table tonight, and how far is, like, officially cheating?
00:11:03Amanda.
00:11:04I know.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:05I want to get fucked up, but I'm not trying to fuck up my whole life.
00:11:08I'm not something.
00:11:09So what drugs?
00:11:10Hurry.
00:11:10Okay.
00:11:11Hmm.
00:11:12So.
00:11:14Weed?
00:11:15Yes.
00:11:16Yes.
00:11:17Alcohol?
00:11:19Cocaine?
00:11:20It was candy.
00:11:21Yay.
00:11:22All right.
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:24Okay.
00:11:25I don't...
00:11:32What is Tinoa?
00:11:34Tinoa?
00:11:35T...
00:11:36T-N-W-F?
00:11:40Now this is a true work of art.
00:11:44Oh, like an indie film.
00:11:47Because...
00:11:47Kind of.
00:11:48Oh, God.
00:11:48No.
00:11:49This is...
00:11:49This is a porn.
00:11:50No.
00:11:51No, no.
00:11:51Yes.
00:11:52There's naked people.
00:11:53This...
00:11:53That's you.
00:11:54...is an artistically driven narrative about...
00:11:57And two people physically expressing their love for one another.
00:12:05Yeah.
00:12:08What's the title stand for?
00:12:10Hmm.
00:12:12The night we fucked.
00:12:17What?
00:12:18Why?
00:12:20Why?
00:12:23Isn't this dangerous?
00:12:25What would happen if we got stuck out here?
00:12:29We'd be fucked.
00:12:30No.
00:12:31Fucked is a situation I'm currently in.
00:12:34What are you talking about?
00:12:36It's Mac.
00:12:37I mean, you know I love him.
00:12:38More than anything.
00:12:40But he hasn't worked for six months.
00:12:43Drained our savings.
00:12:44Talking to him about it?
00:12:45No.
00:12:46I just...
00:12:46I don't want to piss him off.
00:12:47You know?
00:12:49Okay.
00:12:49That sounds very wife-beater-ish to me.
00:12:52It's nothing like that.
00:12:53I just...
00:12:53I haven't found the right time.
00:12:55It's a sensitive topic.
00:12:58So let's switch topics.
00:13:01Uh...
00:13:01How are you, Dean and Fantasia?
00:13:04Fucking whore.
00:13:04Sky, it's not that bad.
00:13:09Okay, it's that bad.
00:13:10Fine.
00:13:11You know what?
00:13:13I've needed this for a long time.
00:13:15It's all exciting.
00:13:16Same here.
00:13:18You know, we used to go on vacations all the time.
00:13:21And then we just stopped.
00:13:22Why?
00:13:22I don't know why.
00:13:24So?
00:13:24These nights out with just us.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27There may be many vacations.
00:13:28Thanks.
00:13:29You know, come to think of it,
00:13:31I don't think Mac and I have ever been on a vacation.
00:13:34That's because you can't afford one.
00:13:35You're a slut.
00:13:36I'm a vampire.
00:13:38Mm-hmm.
00:13:39Okay.
00:13:40So have I, Steve.
00:13:42Happy Halloween!
00:13:43I mean, little fuckers.
00:13:46It was faster.
00:13:48Fair enough.
00:13:51Psst.
00:13:52I miss that whole entire being super happy off of the Hollywood...
00:13:58What in God's name is that?
00:14:02Oh, uh, you know what?
00:14:05That was my uncle's.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:10Uh, actually, it was here before we got here.
00:14:13And I think probably all those roosters you're hanging right now used to live there and escaped.
00:14:24Oh, okay, because...
00:14:26Yeah, I was going to go with sex cage.
00:14:28That looks like something Jenna Jameson trained in before she hit it big and found her stride.
00:14:33Who?
00:14:33Yeah, I'm pretty sure a forensic team is going to be showing up to collect samples, at the very least
00:14:37vivid.
00:14:39Okay, actually, that sounds awesome.
00:14:41And I invite that possibility.
00:14:44Okay.
00:14:45Yeah.
00:14:46Well, then here's the crazy shit happening.
00:14:47Yes, sir.
00:14:48That's weird.
00:14:49Cheers.
00:14:51Lee, we don't have a stereo.
00:14:55Shh.
00:14:56Shh.
00:14:57Shh.
00:14:57Shh.
00:14:59Weeeeee.
00:15:02Weeeeee.
00:15:02Weeeeee.
00:15:03Weeeeee.
00:15:03Weeeeee.
00:15:04Weeeeee.
00:15:07Weeeeee.
00:15:08Weeeeee.
00:15:09Weeeeee.
00:15:11Weeeeee.
00:15:13Weeeeee.
00:15:16The fuck was that?
00:15:18What's that?
00:15:19In your face shit.
00:15:21What's in your face shit?
00:15:22Bum bum bum.
00:15:23Bum bum bum bum.
00:15:24Bum bum bum.
00:15:25Bum bum bum.
00:15:26Bum bum bum.
00:15:26Bum bum bum.
00:15:27Bum bum bum.
00:15:31Do you...
00:15:31Do you feel this?
00:15:33It's like the rain...
00:15:37Without the rain?
00:15:38What?
00:15:39It's like the rain without the...
00:15:40Get your face out here and...
00:15:43Oh, yeah.
00:15:44Yeah.
00:15:47Okay, that is wild.
00:15:50It feels nice.
00:15:51It's like Petrichor's little brother.
00:15:54Softcore.
00:15:55It's angelic.
00:15:57It's like Ariel singing a song.
00:16:00It is unusual.
00:16:03It's beautiful.
00:16:05Huh.
00:16:05Whatever.
00:16:06Let's go inside.
00:16:07Okay.
00:16:08Scream out there!
00:16:09We're gonna go!
00:16:10We're gonna go!
00:16:11Wow.
00:16:13Oh my god.
00:16:15What?
00:16:17What the fuck?
00:16:19What?
00:16:20That's crazy.
00:16:21What is it?
00:16:22What is it?
00:16:22There's like...
00:16:23Raindrops on my face.
00:16:24And on my tongue.
00:16:26There's none on your car.
00:16:29And there's no clouds.
00:16:31Huh.
00:16:36Yeah.
00:16:37That is kind of wild.
00:16:39In this installment, we hear the Pentagon confirm yet more startling UFO sightings.
00:16:45We learn about a group of scientists who are putting pressure on the government to release all of their secrets
00:16:49on flying objects.
00:16:50That doesn't make any fucking sense.
00:16:53No.
00:16:53It really does.
00:16:54Just...
00:16:55Okay.
00:16:56Think about it.
00:16:57Who would have thought we'd ever get to a place where the US government has regularly confirmed
00:17:01UFO sightings?
00:17:04I don't believe you.
00:17:06Okay.
00:17:07Well.
00:17:09Try it.
00:17:14I will.
00:17:20This is...
00:17:20Uh-huh.
00:17:29Powerboga.
00:17:31About flippers.
00:17:35And...
00:17:37Debunkting.
00:17:38Oh!
00:17:39There you hear.
00:17:40Because it doesn't...
00:17:42They touch.
00:17:43They sure do.
00:17:44They touch.
00:17:45I know.
00:17:46What?
00:17:47This is wild.
00:17:49Wait this doesn't prove anything. These are my pants. Give me your pants. Your pants.
00:17:55Okay.
00:18:09Oh god.
00:18:21This is nuts. This is nuts. I never have to try on pants again. Never. This is crazy.
00:18:30You're like a wizard.
00:18:32It's been said.
00:18:34Okay.
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:38Nice pants.
00:18:45I swear to god. I don't even know why I put the sign out. This just speaks to the education
00:18:50system.
00:18:58What are you doing?
00:19:00Trick or treat.
00:19:00Don't even finish that.
00:19:02I really did though.
00:19:03Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
00:19:05You're like half an adult. Why are you out here?
00:19:08Why can't I just get some candy?
00:19:09Because there's an age limit.
00:19:11That's ageist.
00:19:12That's not how that works.
00:19:13That works at all.
00:19:13Can I just get some candy old man?
00:19:15Old man.
00:19:16Wow.
00:19:16I've been talking to him, actually.
00:19:18Checks out.
00:19:19Okay. Okay.
00:19:19You know what you should be doing?
00:19:20You should be at home, listening to Hurt, crying about somebody who stood you up tonight.
00:19:24What the fuck is Hurt?
00:19:26What the fuck?
00:19:27Okay.
00:19:28I'm gonna have to show you a lesson here.
00:19:31Please educate this one.
00:19:33Maybe this little ditty's gonna ring a bell?
00:19:36Mm-hmm.
00:19:37You let me violate you.
00:19:40Mm-mm.
00:19:43This is the first day of my last day.
00:19:46I like that one, too.
00:19:48Next track.
00:19:49The world is a vampire.
00:19:52Mm-mm.
00:19:56And you could have it all.
00:20:02My vampire!
00:20:03Back at her!
00:20:04Oh, that one by Johnny Cash, right?
00:20:09Oh, God.
00:20:11Okay.
00:20:11Leave!
00:20:12Just go.
00:20:13Why don't you leave?
00:20:14Well, because this is my house, that's why.
00:20:16It's my house.
00:20:17It's our house.
00:20:18Together.
00:20:18Together.
00:20:20Not your concern.
00:20:22You need to go away, vampire.
00:20:23Be gone.
00:20:23I'm sorry.
00:20:24I interrupted your eyes wide shut moment.
00:20:27Our eyes wide shut?
00:20:31Be gone, okay?
00:20:33Make like a crow.
00:20:35Just go.
00:20:36Yep.
00:20:36Please.
00:20:37Just walk off this property.
00:20:40Be gone.
00:20:40Yeah.
00:20:42Bad bye.
00:20:44Girls night, motherfucker!
00:20:46Woohoo!
00:20:47Girls night, motherfucker!
00:20:48Ah!
00:20:49Ah!
00:20:51Ah!
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:56Find another home, Crusader.
00:21:02Okay.
00:21:04This is gonna lead to murder, hm?
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28Come on!
00:21:30I spent so long on that.
00:21:34I know.
00:21:34Who would do that?
00:21:35Well, I mean, probably the teenager that was out here earlier.
00:21:38That would be my guess.
00:21:40I'm not a detective, but, I mean, I would assume that's what happened there.
00:21:44Yeah.
00:21:44Probably right.
00:21:45Okay.
00:21:55Hey, right here.
00:21:56What?
00:21:57You probably see it on your ring.
00:21:58Doorbell.
00:21:59I mean, I don't pay for the service.
00:22:01What?
00:22:02Why do you have it?
00:22:03Because I needed a doorbell.
00:22:06I mean, it makes sense.
00:22:07That checks out, actually.
00:22:27Hey!
00:22:27All right.
00:22:28Okay, but seriously?
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30You're not bringing any strays home tonight.
00:22:31Oh, would I make the best friends?
00:22:34You are not Captain Sava home.
00:22:35All right.
00:22:35We need to be able to look back.
00:22:37Helly years later, and be like, that shit was fucking epic.
00:22:42You.
00:22:43I'll turn with your face.
00:22:45I'm sorry.
00:22:45I'm sorry.
00:22:49No!
00:22:50No!
00:23:08Yeah!
00:23:09Ok, you heard that, right?
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:12Heard it.
00:23:13Saw it.
00:23:13Felt it.
00:23:14O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O
00:23:15.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O
00:23:15.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O Bill.
00:23:24all right okay that's a young child screaming yep
00:23:31yep uh you should probably go check that out we we can check it out yeah
00:23:42all right the sound came from the shed yeah i think a little bastard is hiding in there
00:23:50yeah okay take out your phone
00:23:55okay open it
00:23:59what open it you open it you're closer
00:24:05by all means it's just a kid
00:24:08it's my god
00:24:27oh
00:24:36what the fuck was that
00:24:42that my friend was an alien
00:24:46are you happy about this yeah wait no yes
00:24:56what was that was it was it chewing on the teenager dude we were looking at the same thing and
00:25:04that
00:25:04was an alien trash band
00:25:07was that really an alien oh wait wait wait uh oh oh okay new plan huh evidence move what what
00:25:19no
00:25:19no no no no no no no no no no what are you doing no no no no no
00:25:28okay definitely an alien oh man no one's gonna believe this
00:25:33oh god was it was it was a teenager in there
00:25:38dude
00:25:38dude how are you not eating this
00:25:40dang
00:25:41oh seems aggressive
00:25:44oh uh what i think is that it's done with its appetite
00:25:48Ooh, that appetizer has a name.
00:25:52Oh, what is it?
00:26:00Okay, you know what? We need weapons.
00:26:04Hey!
00:26:06Sorry, I thought you said go.
00:26:08What? No, okay, first, we need to fortify this door.
00:26:12Yeah, uh, so maybe we grab...
00:26:16Okay, this is a complete betrayal of our friendship.
00:26:21Complete betrayal!
00:26:46Okay, this is a complete betrayal of our friendship.
00:27:16Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:27:31Gentle. Gentle.
00:27:35Gentle! Gentle! Gentle!
00:27:37Whoa, gentle! Gentle!
00:27:45We've really got to work on our communication, okay?
00:27:55That's fair.
00:27:58Okay.
00:27:59And now...
00:28:02We need guns.
00:28:05Lots of guns!
00:28:10We don't have guns?
00:28:13No.
00:28:16We don't have a gun?
00:28:18No.
00:28:20That's a butter knife.
00:28:22Yeah, well, I wasn't expecting an alien rodent invasion, okay?
00:28:26Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:28:28Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:28:30Are you having a stroke?
00:28:32Your book.
00:28:33What about your book?
00:28:35Didn't you write a book about this?
00:28:37I never wake up.
00:28:41Amanda.
00:28:43Come on.
00:28:45Amanda, wake up.
00:28:48Come on.
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:04I'm starting a new company.
00:29:07That's what's happening.
00:29:08I'm going to comb this little alien creature's hair.
00:29:11I just ought to calm the little fucker down.
00:29:14Come here.
00:29:15Rack!
00:29:19It's peanut butter.
00:29:21Rats like peanut butter.
00:29:22It looked like a rat, so...
00:29:24It's like a...
00:29:25It's like a...
00:29:25Here, come here!
00:29:26Feed.
00:29:27Feed.
00:29:27Oh.
00:29:27And then it's like an attack.
00:29:29Okay.
00:29:29And you just come at it aggressively.
00:29:30You know.
00:29:31You trick it.
00:29:31I got something here.
00:29:33So, it says...
00:29:36Listen for a sound the creature makes.
00:29:39To try to imitate it.
00:29:41To communicate.
00:29:42All right.
00:29:43It says...
00:29:45You wrote it.
00:29:48Look.
00:29:50It was eating a small child.
00:29:53Like, I feel like we're past communicating.
00:30:14The girls!
00:30:15Oh my god.
00:30:16The girls?
00:30:18Where are you going?
00:30:24Amanda?
00:30:25Amanda, wake up!
00:30:26What?
00:30:28Where are we?
00:31:07What are you doing?
00:31:09Oh my god.
00:31:10It's covered by us.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14What's going on?
00:31:17Oh shit.
00:31:18Okay.
00:31:19Are we okay?
00:31:20Define okay.
00:31:22Scanlon, what's happening?
00:31:24Quiet.
00:31:25What's going on?
00:31:26Shh.
00:31:26They're out there.
00:31:29Look.
00:31:31Look, look, look, look, look.
00:31:33Shh.
00:31:34What are we gonna do?
00:31:35I don't know.
00:31:36Amanda, we need to be quiet.
00:31:38We need to be very still.
00:31:40Do not move.
00:31:42We need to get out of here.
00:31:45Like, fast.
00:31:47Are we gonna die?
00:31:49We can't die out here.
00:31:50We can't die just like this.
00:31:52Just calm down.
00:31:53Just calm down, okay?
00:31:54Calm down.
00:31:55We're on a deserted road surrounded by monster rats.
00:31:59We have no cell service.
00:32:01Oh my god.
00:32:03Who's that?
00:32:04Dean?
00:32:05Yes.
00:32:06No.
00:32:07No.
00:32:08Oh my god.
00:32:10Hi.
00:32:10We crashed our car on Empire Mine Road.
00:32:13Because it's faster.
00:32:15It's faster.
00:32:17Right?
00:32:18Okay, just stop, all right?
00:32:19We crashed our car on Empire Mine Road.
00:32:21And now we're surrounded by zombie cats.
00:32:23She's seen them too.
00:32:25I know, I can hear.
00:32:26Okay, babe.
00:32:27I need you to stay put.
00:32:30We are coming to get you.
00:32:32Just don't move.
00:32:34Oh, let me talk to Amanda.
00:32:37Give me.
00:32:43Mark?
00:32:47Okay, that can't be good.
00:32:50Babe, I'm gonna have to call you back.
00:32:55Mac?
00:32:56Mac?
00:32:58This is fucking useless.
00:33:00We're gonna fucking die.
00:33:02We're gonna die.
00:33:04We're gonna die.
00:33:08Everything's fine.
00:33:09Everything's fine.
00:33:09Everything's not fine.
00:33:11Nope.
00:33:11Nope.
00:33:12Oh, it's gone.
00:33:13It's gone.
00:33:14We're gonna be okay.
00:33:15I don't like this.
00:33:17We're gonna fucking die.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:19We're okay.
00:33:21We just need to think.
00:33:22And calm down.
00:33:25This girl.
00:33:25Hi.
00:33:27What?
00:33:28What?
00:33:28What are you doing?
00:33:30Where's mine?
00:33:32Well, I, uh...
00:33:34Because...
00:33:34Okay.
00:33:35I only found four.
00:33:36You only made one for yourself.
00:33:39All right.
00:33:42Uh...
00:33:43Where are you going?
00:33:44Uh, we're a team.
00:33:46Uh, the aliens are that way.
00:33:48The girls are that way.
00:33:49I can come in first.
00:33:51Well, you should go in first, actually.
00:33:53And then I'll come in behind you.
00:33:55And then I'll do like...
00:34:00Are you kidding me with this?
00:34:02This entire time I've been in the kitchen, building a Lego set with peanut butter, and you've had an alien
00:34:08neutralizer on you the whole time?
00:34:09This is our chance.
00:34:17Our time's now.
00:34:19There's no going back.
00:34:20One for all, and all for one.
00:34:24We'll show them why we chose Disneyland over Knott's Berry Farm.
00:34:30What?
00:34:32I don't know.
00:34:36Should we have a name?
00:34:38I thought it was obvious.
00:34:40Was it?
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:41Yeah, it's...
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:44Baraders...
00:34:45Um...
00:34:45Of...
00:34:46Alien...
00:34:50Convergence...
00:34:52Divisider...
00:34:52Division.
00:34:53Mm-hmm.
00:34:58Mac-D, motherfucker.
00:35:04I was looking under the car.
00:35:06Okay.
00:35:07I'm going around.
00:35:13It's locked.
00:35:15I'm sorry.
00:35:16How do you not know your own fob twice?
00:35:22Monster.
00:35:24Monster.
00:35:33Okay.
00:35:35There we go.
00:35:36All right.
00:35:37Speed it up.
00:35:38I know.
00:35:46Nice jousting position.
00:35:48I like it.
00:35:53Help!
00:35:55Did you hear that?
00:35:57I didn't hear shit.
00:35:58Let's go.
00:35:59Help me!
00:36:03Help!
00:36:05I know you hear that.
00:36:07Okay, but...
00:36:08What if that's like some kind of...
00:36:12Alien...
00:36:12Voice trick or something?
00:36:14Like, how do we even know that's the teenager?
00:36:16Hey, if you can hear me.
00:36:18I'm the teenager from earlier.
00:36:24This is how people die.
00:36:26Saving others?
00:36:28No.
00:36:29Deviating.
00:36:30Our goal was the girls.
00:36:32The first part to getting toward that goal was getting in the car.
00:36:36We're in the car!
00:36:39Okay, that's fair.
00:36:41She needs our help.
00:36:44Okay.
00:36:45You realize we're probably only going to be saving half a teenager, right?
00:36:50Right?
00:36:52Come on.
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:58Let's make this quick, all right?
00:37:00Okay.
00:37:01Fucking kid.
00:37:05Okay.
00:37:24Me first, Devi?
00:37:25Yeah, I can't.
00:37:25Just...
00:37:26All right.
00:37:30No!
00:37:38I think something was eating me.
00:37:40Right.
00:37:41Well, you know, you should have gone home.
00:37:44Not the time.
00:37:45You're going to be okay.
00:37:46None of that is true.
00:37:58Oh, I did not see that coming.
00:37:59Quick, throw something.
00:38:00Okay.
00:38:04Come on, см.
00:38:05Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:38:06I'll take him around it.
00:38:16His spear.
00:38:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:38:34what are you doing what are you doing what i'm making it sound
00:38:48it's not making that sound you're making it horny
00:38:59it's a boy
00:39:08oh fuck
00:39:14but you're hungry now you little fucker
00:39:25swing meryl
00:39:26swing
00:39:27yeah i got it go go go swing swing daredevil train get out of here
00:39:47are you fucking kidding me right now
00:39:49you just you look at the saver and this is the this is the things fucking kids man
00:39:56the fucking things told you
00:40:05you nearly got here in the fuck what is that thing look like something i bought my fucking
00:40:11niece for christmas last year okay well not all alien life form is carbon based okay okay i'm just saying
00:40:18it's like really rubbery
00:40:23well this well this kind of looks like we're right back where we started
00:40:29yeah it does look like that mac it really does huh it's funny
00:40:36what do we do
00:40:38i think we just make it back to the house
00:40:43okay
00:40:49is it uh is it uh is that another one
00:41:06uh is it uh is that another one
00:41:23well
00:41:30Holy fuck, cock!
00:41:31Holy fuck, cock!
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:38Where is it?
00:41:39I don't know.
00:41:40Where is it?
00:41:42I hear it.
00:41:43Your stupid sounds made it horny.
00:41:46Okay.
00:41:59What do you see?
00:41:59What do you see?
00:42:00I don't see it.
00:42:01What do you see?
00:42:01Nothing.
00:42:16I don't see it.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17No, I don't see anything.
00:42:30Why?
00:42:31Why?
00:42:32Why?
00:42:33I don't have my phone.
00:42:34Okay.
00:42:35Do you have yours?
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:38I left it in the car.
00:42:40Fuck.
00:42:41Fuck.
00:42:42Okay.
00:42:42It's fine.
00:42:43Is it?
00:42:44Yeah, we're fine.
00:42:45Are we?
00:42:45Yes.
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:46Yeah, we're fine.
00:42:47Okay, we just have to...
00:42:48What?
00:42:50We just...
00:42:51We just have to...
00:42:58We have to...
00:43:03What the...
00:43:05Oh.
00:43:06No.
00:43:08Oh.
00:43:09Oh, shit.
00:43:13Oh.
00:43:15Oh.
00:43:16Oh.
00:43:17Oh.
00:43:17Oh.
00:43:18I'm going to...
00:43:25You're going to be okay.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:33Huh?
00:43:34Oh, my God.
00:44:04Oh, wow. That was fast.
00:44:10That's not them.
00:44:11Oh?
00:44:12Is this a good thing?
00:44:14Is that a question?
00:44:15I don't know. Tonight is fucking weird.
00:44:17That could be a good Samaritan.
00:44:19He sees a stranded car and he's just walking over to help us.
00:44:22Yes.
00:44:25Or he could have created a possum kingdom of aliens and released them into the world.
00:44:30And now he's here to collect his offspring and he's going to viciously murder any of the witnesses.
00:44:34That's the other option.
00:44:35He could be a serial rapist.
00:44:37Ah!
00:44:38Fucking don't rap us!
00:44:41Oh, hey there.
00:44:43No, I didn't mean to cause you a fright.
00:44:47I just, uh...
00:44:49I noticed some smoke coming from your car and, uh, wondered if, uh, you ladies needing any help.
00:45:00Um, yes. Hello, good sir.
00:45:02Sir?
00:45:03No, no, no.
00:45:05Well, the name is, uh, well, the name is Sam.
00:45:12You know, you're all on a dangerous, uh, road here.
00:45:18Hello, Sam.
00:45:20Yes, I'm aware of the road.
00:45:22Hmm.
00:45:23You ladies, uh...
00:45:26You ladies all right?
00:45:27No, there's creepy critters running all around out there.
00:45:31What's that?
00:45:32You've heard of murder hornets, right?
00:45:37Murder hornets?
00:45:38Uh, yeah?
00:45:41Okay, think murder hornets, but they look like baboon rats.
00:45:45Baboon rats?
00:45:47I don't quite follow.
00:45:50Can you roll the window down a little bit?
00:45:53Not a good idea, Sam.
00:45:54You need to get back in your car.
00:45:58You want me to leave?
00:46:00Yes.
00:46:00Don't, don't leave.
00:46:01You want me to get back in my van?
00:46:03No.
00:46:04Yes.
00:46:05Are you all on drugs?
00:46:07What?
00:46:07No, I...
00:46:08Okay, I, I could see how it might seem like that, but no.
00:46:14Mm-hmm.
00:46:17Do you really not see anything?
00:46:19Do, do, do, do, do...
00:46:47Okay, we'll roll the window down.
00:46:48What?
00:46:49It's fine.
00:46:56Sam, if you try any weird shit, we'll fuck your ass
00:46:59Up, we will fuck your ass up
00:47:01Okay, we don't have time for creepy raper killers tonight
00:47:04Okay, this night's already a fucking mess
00:47:06Raper killers?
00:47:07Look, I was just trying to give you ladies a hand
00:47:13Hmm
00:47:15I think I'll leave if you all want me to
00:47:18Sam, we need to get out of here fast
00:47:20Can you help us with that?
00:47:29I knew it, god damn creepy motherfucker
00:47:32I knew it
00:47:35I knew it
00:47:47I knew it
00:47:51I knew it
00:47:57They're out there
00:48:00They're still out there
00:48:05I knew it
00:48:06I knew it
00:48:07I knew it
00:48:21I don't know.
00:48:38Hey, buddy.
00:48:40Um, gonna need you to get up here.
00:48:43Hello?
00:48:45Get up from that sweet little dream of yours.
00:48:47Hello?
00:48:48Gotta get you up.
00:48:49Gotta get you up, huh?
00:48:51Um, it's just...
00:48:53There's two of us, I need a partner here.
00:48:55Come on, man.
00:48:56You wake up.
00:48:57Why don't we play a little game called Wake the Fuck Off!
00:49:00Sorry.
00:49:00Sorry.
00:49:02I got away from you.
00:49:03I apologize.
00:49:04I just need you to wake up.
00:49:06At least just for the love of God.
00:49:08Will you please just wake the fuck up?
00:49:15Oh, fuck.
00:49:16Okay.
00:49:16Okay, actually, you stay here.
00:49:18I need you to stay here.
00:49:19Fuck.
00:49:20Fuck.
00:49:20Fuck.
00:49:21Why am I lying?
00:49:22Why me?
00:49:23Joe McLean.
00:49:25No.
00:49:48Come to a party.
00:49:50Let's have a little fun.
00:49:51Bring a little aliens.
00:49:53Fuck my life.
00:49:56Okay.
00:50:01Okay, you're going to run to the truck,
00:50:03start it up, and you're going to drive back to me?
00:50:05Yes.
00:50:05Okay, why don't we leave at the same time?
00:50:07So you can be lookout.
00:50:09What, so I can see when you're going to die?
00:50:12Are you ready?
00:50:13How do you know where his keys are?
00:50:15They're probably on him.
00:50:17Okay.
00:50:18Okay, I'm ready.
00:50:25Okay, you're good.
00:50:27Go.
00:50:49Oh, fuck.
00:50:56Are you okay?
00:50:57Yeah, he's staring at me.
00:50:59Is he alive?
00:51:02No.
00:51:05Okay, we just need the keys.
00:51:14The fuck? How's that possible?
00:51:23Skylar, quit fucking with him.
00:51:25He's fucking with me!
00:51:26Just get the keys.
00:51:28Okay, alright.
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:41This is freaking me out.
00:51:44Fuck.
00:51:45Let me know when it's clear.
00:51:46Fuck.
00:51:47Okay.
00:51:49Okay, it's all... I think it's all clear.
00:51:52I said it's all clear.
00:51:55Shut the fuck up, you're gonna get us fucking killed.
00:51:58Whose fault is that?
00:51:59What the fuck are you doing?
00:52:02Human shield.
00:52:03Are you serious?
00:52:06Are you watching?
00:52:07You're being ridiculous.
00:52:08You're being ridiculous.
00:52:10I can't smell what they already killed.
00:52:13I don't think that's a thing.
00:52:14It's totally a fucking thing.
00:52:16Fuck you.
00:52:17Fuck you.
00:52:18Fuck you.
00:52:19Fuck you.
00:52:20Fuck you.
00:52:22Fuck you.
00:52:23Fuck you.
00:52:23Fuck you.
00:52:24Fuck you.
00:52:24You.
00:52:25Fuck you.
00:52:26Fuck you.
00:52:26Fuck you.
00:52:29Oh.
00:52:30Oh, okay.
00:53:05All right.
00:53:09Well, that's cool.
00:53:12Yeah, just an open window with a bloodthirsty space rodent running around the property.
00:53:20Awesome.
00:53:28Good morning, sunshine.
00:53:35What's that behind you?
00:53:44What's that behind you?
00:53:48Oh, God!
00:53:50Oh, God!
00:53:51Oh, God!
00:53:52Oh, God!
00:53:52Oh, God!
00:53:53Oh, God!
00:53:53Oh, God!
00:53:55Are you kidding me?
00:53:56Yeah!
00:53:59Oh, God!
00:54:00Oh, God!
00:54:05Oh, God!
00:54:11Oh, God!
00:54:12Oh, God!
00:54:12You got this, buddy?
00:54:13You did it?
00:54:14No!
00:54:15Oh, God!
00:54:17Get out of the inside!
00:54:22I believe it now!
00:54:35This is our chance, remember?
00:54:38Get out of the inside!
00:54:45Look at that!
00:54:56Do it!
00:55:03That's dirty, baby!
00:55:07No!
00:55:11Kill it!
00:55:37You got it?
00:55:50Were you blocking the door?
00:55:53Why are you wet?
00:55:55Because you Jean-Claude Van Damme and I asked into the bathroom!
00:55:58For your safety, okay?
00:56:01How does that make any sense?
00:56:02How about those water sensors, though?
00:56:04Did they work out?
00:56:06Yeah, they were actually pretty good.
00:56:08Fantastic!
00:56:09Can you believe Skyler didn't want those in there?
00:56:11That makes no goddamn sense right now.
00:56:13What?
00:56:13I don't know an alien would justify that.
00:56:15Well, I did.
00:56:27Hey!
00:56:28I'm Sammy!
00:56:28What's going on?
00:56:29Shut up!
00:56:30You're gonna draw attention!
00:56:30What are you taking?
00:56:32Let's go of me, you crazy bitch!
00:56:35Just be quiet!
00:56:36Be quiet!
00:56:37You fucking cut me!
00:56:40You fucking cut me!
00:56:42You fucking cut me!
00:56:42Just be quiet!
00:56:43You did!
00:56:44Just be quiet!
00:56:44You're fucking dead!
00:56:46Be quiet!
00:56:50You bitch!
00:56:51Oh!
00:56:54Oh!
00:56:57Oh!
00:57:04Human shield.
00:57:22Aahhhh!
00:57:37Aargh!!
00:57:49All right, come on!
00:57:50I got the keys. Let's go.
00:57:56Wait a minute, girls!
00:57:58It's my truck, you fucking
00:58:01banana-eating plot!
00:58:03Hey, kangaroo fuckers!
00:58:07You're gonna die!
00:58:16They're trapping this thing.
00:58:17We are? Yeah. Yeah. Thanks.
00:58:19Yeah, why are we still holding the door?
00:58:22I don't know. I was just following your lead.
00:58:24It's in there. It's in there pretty good.
00:58:26We can move away.
00:58:30Alright.
00:58:32We gotta get your phone.
00:58:35Do you know where it is?
00:58:36In front of the shed.
00:58:38Yes. Mac D.
00:58:40In front of Mac D, motherfucker!
00:58:41Look up!
00:58:42Hey!
00:58:46Oh, my God.
00:58:48Oh.
00:58:50Please.
00:58:52Okay.
00:58:54Oh.
00:59:13I would be Willard in this situation, he would be Ben, you're Ben, we just need, you
00:59:28I know what you like.
00:59:36Is this what you want?
00:59:44Oh God, oh God, oh God.
01:00:08That was a masterpiece are you kidding me you did that
01:00:16on purpose that was an accident
01:00:23no that was my best performance and you ruined it that was an atrocity okay and
01:00:36it only figures out a space demon could destroy it okay the truth comes out you
01:00:44are jealous of my night moves
01:00:51what are you doing yeah why are you moving like that
01:01:06okay
01:01:14that's that's a breathing mechanism
01:01:41oh my god are you okay yes yes yes here are you okay yeah
01:01:47where did you get this from a dead kid in your car down the street we're driving by we decided
01:01:52to call to see if it was safe
01:01:53well it is now I mean how did you do that
01:01:58um like this
01:02:01oh my god babe what happened
01:02:03I got bit
01:02:05wait what about you
01:02:07I'm not as good of a wrestler as I thought I was
01:02:12but let's let's get you cleaned up okay
01:02:14okay yeah okay I'm okay too I mean I got attacked by aliens
01:02:34fuck
01:02:40you have no idea how good it feels to be back
01:02:43yeah it was a fucking nightmare out there
01:02:45I'm just glad you're both back safe
01:02:48you got your car stolen by a teenager
01:02:52I mean it's more complicated than that but
01:02:55yes
01:02:56okay no it is not complicated
01:02:58he deviated
01:03:00okay she was screaming for her life
01:03:01how many are there
01:03:03teenagers
01:03:04creatures
01:03:05idiot
01:03:06I
01:03:07I think we're splitting hairs here
01:03:08what the fuck are these things
01:03:12I don't know
01:03:13I don't know I know that they like
01:03:15water like candy
01:03:17and
01:03:18fucking flashlights apparently kill them
01:03:21okay wait but
01:03:23the flashlights on her phone
01:03:25didn't do anything
01:03:27all right so it's the type of light
01:03:29I don't know shit about lights but
01:03:31there's something with that
01:03:32yeah
01:03:32wait
01:03:33um
01:03:34those are black lights
01:03:36that's it
01:03:38ultraviolet radiation
01:03:39what the sun produces
01:03:41it bounces around the atmosphere
01:03:43daylight
01:03:44I wish we had more of those
01:03:46we do actually
01:03:49you remember the black light christmas party
01:03:59no
01:04:02what the fuck is that
01:04:09I don't see it
01:04:10oh shit
01:04:14there
01:04:15it's right here
01:04:16look
01:04:16there it is
01:04:25what's so fucking funny
01:04:28all of it
01:04:29all of it's funny
01:04:30look this
01:04:31this
01:04:32just when we think we got a handle on it
01:04:35boom
01:04:37no handle
01:04:38we lose grip
01:04:39I mean
01:04:39I don't know if you guys are seeing this
01:04:41but we're fucked
01:04:42okay
01:04:42you're fucked
01:04:44you're fucked
01:04:45you might be fucked
01:04:46okay
01:04:46still on the fence with
01:04:47I need you to calm down
01:04:49because
01:04:51there's only one thing
01:04:52we can do
01:04:56what is that
01:05:00Mac D this bitch
01:05:01hell yeah
01:05:04Mac D
01:05:07yeah
01:05:08it's our group name
01:05:09yeah
01:05:09we have a group
01:05:10we created a group
01:05:11while you guys were gone
01:05:11pretty cool
01:05:12so
01:05:13you should join
01:05:15yeah
01:05:15actually
01:05:15I don't know why
01:05:16no initiation
01:05:18you're already here
01:05:18how'd you land on that
01:05:20pretty simple
01:05:22yeah
01:05:23yeah
01:05:23here it comes
01:05:25ready
01:05:25waiting
01:05:27marauders
01:05:28of alien
01:05:30convergence
01:05:37dicks
01:05:39division
01:05:40division
01:05:40not dicks
01:05:41division
01:05:42okay
01:05:43Mac D
01:05:45selling it
01:05:47why don't we call ourselves
01:05:49security
01:05:51killers
01:05:52for you
01:05:55alliance
01:05:55like that
01:05:56Sky-ya
01:05:57Sky-ya
01:05:58bitch
01:06:02you don't have time for this
01:06:04that's a stupid
01:06:05the stupidest name
01:06:06I think
01:06:07it ever
01:06:08so dumb
01:06:09so dumb
01:06:10say it again for me
01:06:10it's really bad
01:06:11it's great
01:06:12you know what it's like
01:06:12it's like
01:06:13they're trying to take
01:06:14their names and like
01:06:15just
01:06:15foursome
01:06:16and do an acronym
01:06:17how do we make the biggest sandwich
01:06:18that makes no sense
01:06:21same thing that you guys did
01:06:22it's bad
01:06:25I think that's its way of knocking
01:06:26okay
01:06:27let's do what we all do best
01:06:32fuck shit up
01:06:33we fuck shit up
01:06:33oh yeah
01:06:34yeah
01:06:34yeah
01:06:34okay
01:06:35come on
01:06:35bring it in
01:06:37no
01:06:37pilot on top
01:06:38no thanks
01:06:38pilot on top
01:06:40no thank you
01:06:41okay
01:06:41go with your energy
01:06:43and
01:06:44ka-pow
01:06:51go with your energy
01:08:17Yeah, babe, I'm impressed.
01:08:19You are?
01:08:19Yeah.
01:08:21Okay, I'm so glad you said that.
01:08:23I've got a brilliant idea, okay?
01:08:24What is it?
01:08:25I'm glad you asked.
01:08:27So.
01:08:27All right, so how do we do this pillow thing?
01:08:30I kind of used up all the pillows.
01:08:33Seriously?
01:08:34And the duct tape.
01:08:35What about us?
01:08:37You are a selfish man.
01:08:40I'm sorry.
01:08:56Can you see that?
01:08:57He sees something.
01:09:00Yeah.
01:09:01Oh, holy shit.
01:09:05Is that the dead teenager that we saw when we were driving up?
01:09:10Hey, look what I found.
01:09:12That is her.
01:09:13That son of a bitch.
01:09:20Hey.
01:09:21Hey.
01:09:21No, no, no, no, no.
01:09:22You don't get to say hi to me.
01:09:24You stole my car, you little monster.
01:09:27Actually, I think I crashed your car.
01:09:29How do you not know if you crashed a car?
01:09:31You either did or you didn't crash the car.
01:09:34This kid doesn't die.
01:09:41Hey.
01:09:44Get up, buddy.
01:09:45Let's go.
01:09:48Dean.
01:09:49Where's Mac?
01:09:51What?
01:09:55No, no, no, no.
01:09:57Where is Mac?
01:09:59I don't know.
01:10:00He was right behind me.
01:10:02Was?
01:10:02We need to calm down, like all of us.
01:10:05What do you mean, calm down?
01:10:06Mac's fucking missing.
01:10:07I understand.
01:10:08Doesn't seem like it.
01:10:09Dean.
01:10:10Give me your flashlight.
01:10:12I don't have it.
01:10:14What do you mean?
01:10:15It got knocked out of my hands.
01:10:18Wait.
01:10:19What time is it?
01:10:20It's almost 5.30.
01:10:22Why?
01:10:22Sunrise.
01:10:23Daylight.
01:10:24UV.
01:10:26Yeah.
01:10:27The cage outside the murder cage.
01:10:29Yes.
01:10:30I'm missing some verbal communication, you guys.
01:10:32Cage.
01:10:33Sun.
01:10:34Monster.
01:10:36Trap the motherfucker in the cage.
01:10:38Just in time for sunlight.
01:10:39Okay.
01:10:40Okay.
01:10:41Oh, shit.
01:10:42These hits are getting way worse.
01:10:43Okay.
01:10:44We have to move now.
01:10:46Wait.
01:10:47Mac's still out there.
01:10:48You left him.
01:10:49With a creature?
01:10:51Is he dead?
01:10:53Oh, God.
01:10:54Hey.
01:10:54Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:10:55Hey.
01:10:56Marauders never say die, okay?
01:10:59What?
01:11:01We can't give up pursuing our dreams.
01:11:04Never say die.
01:11:05In here, our time is now.
01:11:08In here.
01:11:09Okay?
01:11:10And that all goes away, moment we ride Troy's fucking...
01:11:13What the fuck are you talking about?
01:11:15It's the Goonies.
01:11:16He's doing the Goonies.
01:11:18Yes.
01:11:18We don't know anything, so we cannot assume the worst.
01:11:21Come here.
01:11:22Look at me.
01:11:23We need you right now.
01:11:25All right?
01:11:25There's a freakishly huge hairy space cock outside that wants us as a meal.
01:11:29We need to trap that motherfucker and watch it burn.
01:11:31Then, we can look for Mac.
01:11:34Okay?
01:11:35Mac, he's a really smart guy, okay?
01:11:37He can handle himself and...
01:11:39I'll let you in on a little secret.
01:11:41When we have our sleepovers at night, I read to him from my book that I wrote, so he's very
01:11:46well versed...
01:11:46Babe, what the fuck?
01:11:50Okay.
01:11:51I want to do this.
01:11:52Do what?
01:11:53Lure the space rat into the cage.
01:11:55I want to do it.
01:11:56Are you sure?
01:11:58You...
01:11:58No, it's okay.
01:12:00I'll do it.
01:12:01No, it's fine.
01:12:01I want to do this.
01:12:03Okay.
01:12:04Go.
01:12:29Go.
01:12:30Go.
01:12:30Go.
01:12:33Go.
01:12:34Go.
01:12:34Go.
01:12:55I've got to do this I'm gonna do this no let me go
01:13:04babe
01:13:06ah
01:13:08ninja
01:13:09no
01:13:12whoa whoa
01:13:14whoa
01:13:16whoa
01:13:18whoa
01:13:18whoa
01:13:18whoa
01:13:19whoa
01:13:19whoa
01:13:31oh
01:13:31oh the music
01:13:32oh
01:13:33a little of this
01:13:36a little of this
01:13:37cause we own it
01:13:39we own it
01:13:40oh we like this
01:13:43take it away
01:13:47we're gonna take it away
01:13:48we're gonna take it away
01:13:51we're gonna take it away
01:13:52we're gonna take it away
01:13:56bring it with me
01:13:59bring it with me
01:14:00oh
01:14:00oh
01:14:01oh
01:14:14oh
01:14:15oh
01:14:15oh
01:14:15oh
01:14:15oh
01:14:15oh
01:14:15oh
01:14:15oh
01:14:16oh
01:14:16oh
01:14:16oh
01:14:16oh
01:14:16oh
01:14:18oh
01:14:19oh
01:14:19oh
01:14:19oh
01:14:19oh
01:14:19oh
01:14:20oh my god
01:14:36oh
01:14:36oh
01:14:36oh
01:14:36oh
01:14:37yeah
01:14:39oh
01:14:39Oh, yeah!
01:14:41Babe, are you okay?
01:14:42Yeah, I'm fine.
01:14:43Let's just, let's go inside.
01:14:45Okay.
01:14:46Let's go.
01:14:46Let's go.
01:14:47Everyone, everyone, let's go.
01:14:48You saw a monster block.
01:14:51We did it.
01:14:52We did.
01:14:52Guys.
01:14:54Nobody, where's our, okay.
01:14:57Yep.
01:14:58Well, I'm just saying, like.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:15:14Hey, babe.
01:15:24Hey.
01:15:25Morning.
01:15:26So, I've been thinking.
01:15:29If you really want to get out of here, we can.
01:15:33If you want.
01:15:35I want.
01:15:37Well, good.
01:15:38Good, because coming in some money soon.
01:15:42Oh, yeah?
01:15:44Mm-hmm.
01:15:45Me and Mac, starting a business.
01:15:50Cool.
01:15:53Well, how you feeling?
01:15:57Good.
01:15:58Yeah, like, really good.
01:16:03A little hungry, strangely.
01:16:08How are you feeling?
01:16:10I feel...
01:16:12Great.
01:16:16Hey.
01:16:17Earlier today.
01:16:20About that.
01:16:22Um.
01:16:23Yeah.
01:16:24It was weird, right?
01:16:26I felt it, too.
01:16:27The sun?
01:16:29Yeah.
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32It was your wound.
01:16:41Healed.
01:16:42Whoa.
01:16:43Completely.
01:16:44Yours?
01:16:50Babe, what is it?
01:16:51Um.
01:16:52It's healed.
01:16:55Okay, what is it?
01:16:59Dean.
01:17:02Have you seen the movie Junior?
01:17:13Hey, you two are still here.
01:17:22What the fuck?
01:17:26I think I'm pregnant?
01:17:32I think I'm pregnant?
01:17:41Oh, God.
01:17:45I don't think we're alone out there.
01:17:48I don't think we're alone in here, either.
01:17:59Dean saw the sun and sky lit up with fire.
01:18:03He wrote a book that nobody wanted.
01:18:08Back out of work for six months running.
01:18:12The two started group, camaraders of alien conversions.
01:18:17Not alone out there, not alone in here.
01:18:22Zombie cat, better rat, trash panda kind of situation.
01:18:27Black and Dean ready to fight.
01:18:31Alien hunters in the night.
01:18:36Alien neutralizers ain't got shit.
01:18:39All peanut butter, butter knife fighting steps.
01:18:50Zero,
01:19:08They take a stand,
01:19:13Defending Earth and her girlfriends
01:19:17Not alone out there, not alone in here
01:19:22Zombie cat, bear rat trash
01:19:25And a kind of situation
01:19:30McIntyre, regular fight
01:19:34Enemy hunters in the night
01:19:37Group of rodders of alien conversion
01:19:40McIntyre, ready to fight
01:19:43Alien hunters in the night
01:19:46Alien neutralizers, ain't got shit
01:19:49On Peter Potter, butternight fighting sticks
01:19:54Maddy cruelly, take a stand
01:19:58Defending Earth and her girlfriends
01:20:03Not alone out there
01:20:05Not alone in here
01:20:08Zombie cat, bear rat trash
01:20:11And a kind of situation
01:20:13Peter Potter, not in his nails
01:20:17D-N-W-S, Maddy will never fail
01:20:21Third man Gefrier, and a kind of situation
01:20:24D-N-W-S, Maddy will never fail
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