00:00:04兽世大汉三年,兽王祈福七七四十九天,终于求来我这只世上唯一的福宝兽,我一笑,部落里风衣毒食,我一哭,天雷滚滚,百里荒芜。
00:00:15福宝大人今天胃口真好,这已经是第三瓶了吧?可不是,这说明咱们部落福气旺,福宝大人才肯多喝呢。
00:00:23我身体交过,全群人都把我冲上了天。
00:00:32她叫陈晓晓,是三天前突然出现在部落里的,嘴里总是说着我听不懂的话,她好像不太恐慌我。
00:00:48多大了,还要兽牌着,巨鹰是吧,给我站起来自己走,不然今天别想吃饭,不想劳动就给我滚出部落,我们不养贤兽。
00:00:56你,你干什么?那是福宝大人?
00:00:59福宝大人?他凭什么当大人?他给你们带来什么了?你们贵他败了?他给你们一厘米了吗?
00:01:07阿渊说过,我是部落的心尖尖,谁也不能欺负我。可是阿渊却打猎了,要七天才能回来,没人护着我了。
00:01:30天罚,福宝受哭了,老天爷发怒了,求福宝大人息怒,求老天爷息怒,我们什么都没做呀。
00:01:39磕啊,是静磕,看看你们磕破了头,能不能磕出一口吃的。
00:01:47你们这群原始兽有没有点常识?
00:01:49这叫强对流天气,是气压变化引起的自然现象,什么狗屁福宝,都是封剑皮线。
00:02:03你看,天怒了,就是你妈福宝大人,天怒了。
00:02:09天怒,那你怎么不说是我说对了,老天爷恼羞成怒呢?
00:02:19给我站起来自己走,不然今天别想吃饭。
00:02:22疼,疼,好疼。
00:02:26疼,你还知道疼?
00:02:28劳动寿命哪有不疼的,就是因为你缺乏锻炼。
00:02:33今天我就要替这帮被你蒙蔽的蠢兽好好改造你。
00:02:35阿渊,我要阿渊,阿渊你在哪?
00:02:39阿渊,阿渊,叫得挺亲热,他怎么不来救你啊?
00:02:41哦,对,他去打猎了,给你找奶去了。
00:02:46全族的男人都去给你找奶。
00:02:47你就躺在这儿享福。
00:02:49你可真是好大的脸。
00:02:58我告诉你,不想劳动就给我滚出部落。
00:03:01我们不养贤兽,听清楚了吗?
00:03:04不养贤兽。
00:03:05姐妹们,你们每天干什么?
00:03:09采集野果,缝制兽皮,照顾孩子,累死累活。
00:03:13而他呢?
00:03:15他每天干什么?
00:03:17躺在那儿喝奶。
00:03:19可是,可是他是福宝兽。
00:03:23他保佑我们。
00:03:24保佑你们。
00:03:25他保佑你们什么了?
00:03:28你们家的粮食是他种的。
00:03:29你们家的兽皮是他缝的。
00:03:31你们家的孩子是他带的。
00:03:33什么都没有。
00:03:35他就是个什么都不干,
00:03:37只会趴在你们身上吸血的蛀虫。
00:03:39这是剥削,是压迫。
00:03:42我们要反抗,要独立。
00:03:44对,我家雄兽上个月,
00:03:46为了给他找兽奶。
00:03:48被剑吃虎咬断了腿,
00:03:49现在还在家躺着。
00:03:51听听,姐妹们听听。
00:03:53这就是所谓的福宝。
00:03:55为了一瓶奶,
00:03:57让你们的男人去送死。
00:03:58这是什么道理?
00:04:01这不就是趴在你们身上喝血的蛀虫吗?
00:04:03为了,
00:04:04凭什么我们要养着他?
00:04:06不做寄生虫,
00:04:07雌兴当自强。
00:04:10雌兴当自强。
00:04:12既然你想当废物,
00:04:14那就去废物该呆的地方,
00:04:16把他给我扔进杂物洞。
00:04:18没有我的允许,
00:04:20谁也不准给他送吃的。
00:04:21我要让他知道,
00:04:23在这个新时代,
00:04:24不劳动,
00:04:25就没有食物吃。
00:04:29我要把阿布让地上弄受火。
00:04:32会熄灭的。
00:04:34熄灭?
00:04:35那就让他熄。
00:04:36一堆破火,
00:04:37烧了千年也没见烧出什么名堂。
00:04:40新时代,
00:04:41不需要这堆破火。
00:04:52看什么看?
00:04:54不就是一堆火灭了吗?
00:04:56再点就是了,
00:04:57都散了。
00:05:04好疼。
00:05:05阿玥,
00:05:06你在哪里?
00:05:09我好想你。
00:05:12福宝,
00:05:13我的小祖宗,
00:05:13快,
00:05:14快吃点东西。
00:05:15作孽呀,
00:05:16真是作孽呀。
00:05:20这可是咱们部落求了七七四十九天才求来的福宝兽啊。
00:05:21怎么能这么糟劲?
00:05:23没用的,
00:05:24乌依爷爷。
00:05:25阿父吃不下肉,
00:05:29只能喝高阶瘦奶。
00:05:30吃啊乖,
00:05:32吃一口,
00:05:33不吃会死的。
00:05:40好啊,
00:05:43我就知道你这个宣言封建迷信的老神龟不好事。
00:05:45你这个妖女,
00:05:47这么对待福宝兽,
00:05:49就不怕遭天谴吗?
00:05:50天谴?
00:05:52谁谴?
00:05:53谁谴?
00:05:53你那个老天爷吗?
00:05:55他要是真有灵,
00:05:56怎么不一个雷劈死我啊?
00:05:58你,
00:05:59你会后悔的?
00:06:01福宝兽是天地灵兽,
00:06:02他受苦天地同辈,
00:06:04你懂什么?
00:06:06我懂得比你多,
00:06:08都什么年代了,
00:06:09还信什么福宝兽?
00:06:12我看你也是中毒太深,
00:06:13需要好好清醒清醒。
00:06:15这小废物,
00:06:16不就是长得可爱点呢?
00:06:18有什么了不起?
00:06:25哎哟!
00:06:27乌云爷爷!
00:06:31怎么?
00:06:33心疼啊?
00:06:36这种阻碍社会进步的道脚石?
00:06:38死不足心。
00:06:44咸肉干粗糙咽不下去是吗?
00:06:45行,
00:06:48那就尝尝我特意为你准备的食物嘛。
00:06:50先尝尝,
00:06:51救命!
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