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Summer Situationship Engsub Fake Dating Romance
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules! Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:47I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:23Oh.
00:01:24You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:01:28Can you?
00:01:29No.
00:01:33Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:01:59Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules.
00:02:07Okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:10She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before
00:02:17things got out of hand.
00:02:21What?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:22Give me your phone.
00:02:23What?
00:02:24Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41No.
00:02:42Open.
00:02:49I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:57Whoa!
00:03:01Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can't.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:12This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:23I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27Emmett!
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules!
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:42Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:46Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, um, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back
00:04:14to me.
00:04:15What, are you a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told
00:04:24me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're
00:04:30wearing this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:29I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:46Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:14Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:18How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:28After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:39Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:03Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noe.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:39I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:42Noah.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me.
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to stay.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules.
00:08:20Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this.
00:08:31Okay?
00:08:32It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:58I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:02That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:09:38Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm gonna call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a
00:09:47ring.
00:09:48Mia?
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:04That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:19Or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:27I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:48I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:57Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:16Mia!
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Oh, what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:38You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:43You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang you.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:00You're right.
00:12:02Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:06You're fired.
00:12:13You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:21Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:25You fired me.
00:12:27I can do whatever I want.
00:12:30Jules!
00:12:32You're so hot.
00:12:33You're so hot, I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:12:49Noah!
00:12:50You come over here.
00:12:51Now!
00:12:56Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude, it's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:35Guys!
00:13:37What the hell?
00:13:39What the fuck are you-
00:13:44You want your job back?
00:13:46Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back?
00:13:58You've gotta earn it.
00:14:00Oh Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:14:09You're crazy!
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah baby, give it to me!
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I am the only person you can trust in this house for the sakes.
00:14:27Noah!
00:14:28Come out right now!
00:14:32Oh yeah Jules!
00:14:33Oh yeah Jules!
00:14:34I'm coming!
00:14:35For the third time!
00:14:37I'm coming!
00:14:37Oh!
00:14:38Oh come on baby!
00:14:40Show me what you got!
00:14:45Jules hand me your shirt!
00:14:46Hand me your shirt!
00:14:47Now!
00:14:47Now!
00:15:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:06Yeah!
00:15:07Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:10You fucking bitch!
00:15:12You can't stay here!
00:15:14You don't work for me anymore!
00:15:15Take it up with Noah!
00:15:18This isn't over!
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong!
00:15:27I'm gonna make your life hell!
00:15:36Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell!
00:15:39You know what? I should thank you!
00:15:40Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh wait, I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:15:54We're the last two candidates for the Lehman Internship, right?
00:15:57Yeah?
00:15:58What about it?
00:16:00If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:23We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmett, get out.
00:16:34Did I get my job back?
00:16:35Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:37Good.
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:42You're nuts.
00:16:44I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:49Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:55Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:57Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:01Done.
00:17:03Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:11Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:30This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:36I'll do it.
00:17:38Great.
00:17:43Let's seal the deal.
00:18:08Let's seal the deal.
00:18:10All right.
00:18:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one.
00:18:25No boners.
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:35Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:39I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:42You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you with me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:24Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:31Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:35You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:46At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:53Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:02I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:04I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:08Hey, Mom.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:12Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner...
00:20:18Yes, sir.
00:20:23Let's fucking go!
00:20:26Yay!
00:20:27Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:35I spilled.
00:20:37Emmett?
00:20:39You wanna help?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:41Yeah?
00:20:51Look at Jules's squirm.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:21:02Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:10Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:39Oops.
00:21:41Spilled a little.
00:21:43Jules.
00:21:45I'm so thirsty.
00:21:55Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:58I have to go.
00:22:08If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:14Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:22Don't touch me.
00:22:24Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:40Yeah, I know.
00:22:43Now you're gonna strip from us?
00:22:45You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:22:49I'm dead.
00:22:49I'm dead.
00:22:50I'm dead.
00:23:01I'm dead.
00:23:17I'm dead.
00:23:19Bed's yours tonight.
00:23:26What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:23:31Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:36Whatever. I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:42Mia's your best friend.
00:23:44Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:46People contain multitudes.
00:23:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:12Like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:37What are you doing?
00:24:39Taking a shower.
00:24:44Remember, no going in.
00:24:46You wish.
00:24:52Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:55I got some friends coming over.
00:24:57Meet me at the pool.
00:25:10What's with this guy?
00:25:12One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:13Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:22Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:48Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:52Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:55You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:58You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:08Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:11Everyone must decide, right now, whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax?
00:26:20We're not taking a vote.
00:26:21We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:25A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew!
00:26:28That's so boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding.
00:26:32Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:39Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:44We used to be best friends.
00:26:45Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right.
00:26:50We did used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:59It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:04What are you talking about?
00:27:06Wow, I never said anything about save it.
00:27:09Herb's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:21I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:32Oh, Emmett.
00:27:33This one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:40They can?
00:27:42I never said that.
00:27:43Mia did.
00:27:45She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:48Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:53Hey, I made good money for these.
00:27:57Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:58Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:28:00Really?
00:28:01Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:15You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:19Save your breath.
00:28:30Mitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get it off of me!
00:28:46You're so hot.
00:28:47Say that again with your shirt off.
00:28:56Come on.
00:28:58Come on.
00:29:03Come on.
00:29:14Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:17No, no, no way, dude.
00:29:19Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:29:23Don't come calling back.
00:29:27Speak of the devil.
00:29:33You hooked up with Jules.
00:29:35Dude, look.
00:29:37You hooked up with Jules.
00:29:38I don't know what's going on.
00:29:39I don't know what's going on.
00:29:39What do you mean, Jules?
00:29:40It's pretty fucking clear.
00:29:41You hooked up.
00:29:45Fuck.
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:48Emmett.
00:29:49Stop.
00:29:49Fuck you, Jules.
00:29:50Stop.
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:06Jules, did you post this?
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:13Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:16What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:26You know what?
00:30:27Everyone was right about you.
00:30:29You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:33Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:34Lose my number.
00:30:36I never want to see you again.
00:30:38Fine.
00:30:39Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great.
00:30:45You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:51Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:00So get out and don't come back.
00:31:13Help!
00:31:15Help!
00:31:18Help!
00:31:30You...
00:31:31You saved me?
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:56Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:58Go on, Jules.
00:31:59Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell him to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:07Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:16One step closer to making her mind.
00:32:25Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:26I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good, explain.
00:32:30Now.
00:32:36You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:41Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:50You're right.
00:32:51You're right.
00:32:51We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:56Trust me.
00:32:57We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:00I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.
00:33:14You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:18That way everyone can see it.
00:33:19But for right now,
00:33:23it's party time.
00:33:31OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:35I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:44If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky,
00:33:53and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:01More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:13That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:31Is that true?
00:34:35It's true.
00:34:37I liked you.
00:34:39Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean, really.
00:34:44All right, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:47So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can't.
00:34:56There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:07But when I really think about it,
00:35:10I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:12I really did.
00:35:17I give those to you until the end of today.
00:35:19To what, Bone?
00:35:22They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:25It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:27I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40The rules of the game are simple.
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:45When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:36:15She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:17My turn.
00:36:28No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:36Rude.
00:36:38Rude.
00:36:41Rude.
00:36:55Keep the circle moving.
00:36:58If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off.
00:37:08Dude, I took a virginity.
00:37:09What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:15Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:22Hey, Jules.
00:37:24Jules.
00:37:25You're a pig.
00:37:26Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:27He's lying.
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:34You have feelings for me?
00:37:41I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:45You have feelings for me?
00:37:47Yes, Jules.
00:37:47I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52I have all the feelings.
00:37:53Confusion.
00:37:54Frustration.
00:37:55Blind rage.
00:37:56Rude.
00:37:56Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:57Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:01Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:38:09What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:38:13And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:17Do you want to get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:27So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:28Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:31Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:42Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew.
00:38:46Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
00:39:02money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:07Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:09Yes.
00:39:10Yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:11You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:39:36Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:38She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:41I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him
00:39:46I don't have feelings for him.
00:39:47Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:51We can talk later.
00:39:52I promise.
00:39:55Yes.
00:39:56Yes.
00:39:56Yes.
00:39:59Yes.
00:40:00Yes.
00:40:04The girls go shopping.
00:40:06Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:10Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:14I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:19Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:23It was tailored for sigmas.
00:40:25Like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:30Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:40:52I'm gonna go try the sun!
00:40:53Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03Uh, no.
00:41:04I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't.
00:41:07That's impossible.
00:41:08It doesn't fit.
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:21She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:23Mmm, but what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's no good here.
00:41:28You know what?
00:41:30You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:36That's it.
00:41:36You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:41:40Excuse me.
00:41:40I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:41:42Trash?
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44That's my girlfriend.
00:41:45Oh.
00:41:51Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:58Has no spending limit.
00:41:59My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:02And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:05No way, this is mine!
00:42:07Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:42:08No.
00:42:09Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:11Great.
00:42:12Let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:27What do you think?
00:42:33Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:39Of course.
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:52It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:01Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:16Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me, um...
00:43:30I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:34I bet she stole it.
00:43:36I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:43:45Yeah.
00:43:57See?
00:43:58I don't know how that got there.
00:44:05Well, she stole it.
00:44:08Well, she stole it.
00:44:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:12Mm-hmm.
00:44:14Call the police.
00:44:15Don't call the police.
00:44:17This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:28You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:37And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:52There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while I last, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:16Jules was mine first.
00:45:18I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay, all right.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:30Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:34By the end of tonight, you hand over to Lehman Internship.
00:45:36And never come back to the summer house, hmm?
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:45:42the summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:03Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:11Enjoy it while I'll last, Noah.
00:46:13Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:33Uh, I don't know.
00:46:34Jules.
00:46:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:48No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54I need Jules to come with me.
00:47:05Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:47:09Um, I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:31Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:48You think you're hot shit?
00:47:51Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:54Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:04The rules are simple.
00:48:06Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:12And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:36You get to vote on who is hotter!
00:48:36Come on, come on!
00:48:42I'm dad, girl!
00:48:43I got to wait in the world
00:48:45Waiting in the world
00:48:46Taking the diamonds and pearls
00:48:48Diamonds and pearls
00:48:49Now what are you layin' on me?
00:48:52That's just a great thinkin'
00:48:54& I might come back
00:48:55I'm dad girl!
00:48:56I got the wait of the world
00:48:58Waiting in the world
00:48:59Taking the diamonds and pearls
00:49:01Diamonds and pearls
00:49:02Now what are you layin' on me?
00:49:04and it's your name
00:49:06and it's your name
00:49:07and it's your name
00:49:08and it's your name
00:49:15Top that!
00:49:30Top that!
00:49:34Top that!
00:49:37Top that!
00:49:38Top that!
00:49:42Top that!
00:49:42You're the most beautiful girl here
00:49:45Show them all
00:49:46Chased at home
00:49:48Chased at home
00:49:50But I won't be around
00:49:51I love where you
00:49:53Cry
00:49:53And you cry
00:49:57The tears on your face
00:50:00The walls in your face
00:50:03The day when you cry
00:50:05The same moment sings
00:50:09I loved you
00:50:11I love you
00:50:28There's a tip
00:50:30And the winner
00:50:31Of the lap dance contest
00:50:34Is
00:50:36And the winner
00:50:38Of the lap dance contest
00:50:40Is
00:50:42Mia
00:50:43Woo
00:50:47As the winner
00:50:49You get to smooch the hottie
00:50:51In the chair
00:50:53I can deal with
00:50:54I can deal with public humiliation
00:50:55But I can't deal with public heartbreak
00:51:01Jules
00:51:02Wait!
00:51:07You look upset
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off!
00:51:14No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:51:18Jules
00:51:20Jules
00:51:20I have something that can make you feel better
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:28Oh, we got time?
00:51:29Come on, Jules
00:51:31You wanna have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks
00:51:36Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:51:44Better play along
00:51:55Bottoms up
00:51:57Cheers
00:52:00Alright
00:52:01Turn that shit around so you can grind on me
00:52:03Come on
00:52:04I'm gonna go change
00:52:09Destiny
00:52:10Have you seen Jules?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:52:14Emmett was with her
00:52:17That little shit
00:52:25Don't move
00:52:31What do you think you're doing?
00:52:33Stop denying yourself, Jules
00:52:36Both know you want this
00:52:38Be gentle
00:52:39Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off
00:52:44Relax, baby
00:52:45Let that E
00:52:46Let that E kick in
00:52:46You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh
00:52:50I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:52:53Let go of me
00:52:54Let go of me
00:52:54This is just gonna take a minute
00:52:56Oh yeah, that's right, moan for me
00:53:04No
00:53:05No
00:53:06No
00:53:06No
00:53:06Help me
00:53:07No
00:53:26Help me
00:53:28She's so bad dude
00:53:29Even if she won't say so
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends
00:53:39I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:53:43Wait
00:53:44Wait, stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it
00:54:06You look like shit
00:54:09Jules just kicked my ass
00:54:11So all I did was try to give her a compliment
00:54:14Hey
00:54:16Keep
00:54:16Your hands
00:54:18Off
00:54:18My boyfriend
00:54:23Leah
00:54:24Stop
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad
00:54:28It's fucking pathetic
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me
00:54:32Be so fucking for real
00:54:33Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:54:35You're just jealous because
00:54:37Emmett is hooking up with me
00:54:40And
00:54:41You know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me
00:54:44Tonight
00:54:46Mia
00:54:47Sit down
00:54:48Emmett
00:54:49If you ever come near the summer house again
00:54:52I will kill you
00:54:53Okay, Noah, let's go
00:54:55Let's go
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there
00:55:15Ow
00:55:17You're hurt
00:55:18Let me help you
00:55:29I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:55:46I mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:55:49Really
00:55:50I didn't take them
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:59You know I got something better than E
00:56:01It's twice as fun
00:56:03And I've been saving it just for you
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky Road
00:56:22Ow
00:56:23Hey, I got you ice cream
00:56:25This is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:32I'm not an asshole
00:56:33No, you're the king of assholes
00:56:37You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes
00:56:42But whatever
00:56:48I gotta show you something
00:56:59I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:57:07And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:57:15It worked
00:57:29I've wanted you all, Summer
00:57:31Stop waiting
00:57:34I need you
00:57:35Now
00:57:41What if somebody sees?
00:57:43Everybody's at the club
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs
00:58:22I need you
00:58:24Hi, this is Alan
00:58:26It's Mia
00:58:27Yeah, Noah's girlfriend
00:58:28Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon
00:58:32And we would just love it if you were here for it
00:58:37Okay, bye
00:58:38Oh!
00:58:51Hey, sleepy little
00:58:54What are you doing up so early?
00:58:56I thought I wore you out last night
00:58:58I'm ready for another round
00:59:01Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:05Get up!
00:59:06Get up!
00:59:07Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:09Hey, unless there's a fire I'm not getting up
00:59:10It's worse than a fire
00:59:14Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules
00:59:24You're fucking with me
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26Uh, there's the drugs
00:59:27And the mess
00:59:28And you!
00:59:28What about me?
00:59:29She like totally thinks you're a slut
00:59:31But like in a bad way
00:59:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape
00:59:34And she blames you for the whole thing
00:59:37I need to get out of here
00:59:38I'll hide Jules
00:59:39I'll distract Mom
00:59:44Yo, Jason
00:59:44I'm gonna go hide Jules
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear
00:59:55Got it
01:00:04Get your brother
01:00:06Now
01:00:14Hey!
01:00:15Hey!
01:00:17Uh...
01:00:20My baby boy
01:00:23Mom!
01:00:24Hi!
01:00:24Hi!
01:00:25Hi!
01:00:25Mom!
01:00:26I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring
01:00:32To propose!
01:00:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business
01:00:45Okay, well, I was just looking for you
01:00:47Because Noah wants to see you in the living room
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:00:57What is that slut doing here?
01:01:03You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:01:05Get out of this house!
01:01:06Mom
01:01:07Noah, a little help?
01:01:08Uh...
01:01:09Mom, uh...
01:01:11This is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer
01:01:17Uh...
01:01:18Yes!
01:01:18It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on
01:01:28Lisa
01:01:28My second mommy
01:01:31We need to talk about engagement plans
01:01:34Oh, yes we do
01:01:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:40I have no idea what got into her head
01:01:41I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple of hours, okay?
01:01:48Please?
01:01:59My head hurts
01:02:01Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:03Yeah, I have some in my purse
01:02:05Oh, thanks
01:02:12She's my hair
01:02:21Water!
01:02:23Water!
01:02:23Water!
01:02:23I need water!
01:02:25Jules?
01:02:28What did you give my mom?
01:02:30Aspirin
01:02:31Aspirin?
01:02:31Woo!
01:02:33It's so hot here
01:02:36Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:41Oh no
01:02:43Hey!
01:02:44I have an idea
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar!
01:02:51Rawr!
01:02:51Oh, that's enough
01:02:52I gotta talk to you
01:02:53Let's go
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
01:03:00No way!
01:03:01You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them
01:03:03She found them
01:03:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06Oh, no fucking way, Jules!
01:03:08She hates you already
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:30Mom!
01:03:31Get out of the pool!
01:03:32No way!
01:03:33It feels so good!
01:03:35Oh, wait, no!
01:03:40Help!
01:03:41I'm drowning!
01:03:43Mia!
01:03:44Save me!
01:03:45Oh, absolutely not!
01:03:47I'm not going in there!
01:03:50Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:03:53Help!
01:03:55Help!
01:03:55Help!
01:03:55Help!
01:03:57Help!
01:03:59Help!
01:04:00Help!
01:04:00Help!
01:04:05Help!
01:04:06Help!
01:04:07Help!
01:04:08Help!
01:04:09Help!
01:04:10Help!
01:04:11You saved me!
01:04:15Here, I brought you some tea
01:04:23I was wrong about you
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia
01:04:36Yeah
01:04:36Thank you for taking care of her
01:04:40I hope I was a good maid
01:04:42Yeah, I should give you a raise
01:04:44Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:48You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter
01:04:54I still got to pay you to hang out with me
01:04:58No feelings
01:04:59Remember?
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:05:10I'll tear it up right now
01:05:12I mean it
01:05:16I need that money more than I want you
01:05:20When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
01:05:30So it was really always just about the money?
01:05:33Really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but
01:05:38now I can't make it real because of that same money
01:05:49Come with me
01:05:54I want to give you the money
01:05:57Not as your boss
01:05:59As your boyfriend
01:06:01Jules, I want to give you everything
01:06:05I don't know what to say
01:06:10Just let me take care of you
01:06:17And tell me that you love me
01:06:21I don't think I can say it
01:06:26Let me take care of you
01:06:27It's the least you can do
01:06:31Fine
01:06:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:06:39I know you do
01:06:44Good morning, everyone
01:06:46Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay
01:06:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:06:54I was just leaving
01:06:55You're not leaving, Jules
01:06:57We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:07:03After your little sex video was released
01:07:06At first, I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:07:11But, after you saved me
01:07:15All I can say is
01:07:18Welcome to the family
01:07:23You were supposed to give me your family ring
01:07:26That was before you left me to drown
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun
01:07:36Adios
01:07:38Bye, Mom
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:07:47Good luck with that
01:07:48I don't need luck
01:07:50I have a really big brain
01:07:58There must be something incriminating in here
01:08:05What is this?
01:08:12Ew, what died in here?
01:08:17My manhood
01:08:19Listen, I have something juicy for you
01:08:22Really?
01:08:25I don't like to read
01:08:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:08:30They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship
01:08:35That's cheating
01:08:37Oh, great, you finally figured it out
01:08:39Good boy
01:08:42I think it's time for you to cheat too
01:08:50I thought this was summer vacation
01:08:53I know, I know
01:08:55But, I've gotta work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:09:01What up, lovebirds?
01:09:04Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with-
01:09:06You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:09:12Who are you?
01:09:14Who are you?
01:09:14I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:09:19Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you
01:09:27What are you doing here?
01:09:29Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party
01:09:37The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend
01:09:45Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:48He seems a little confused
01:09:54Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:58I'm the high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble
01:10:00And Emmett promised me lots of trouble
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:10:10And I get bored easy
01:10:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now
01:10:21Interview starts now
01:10:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:10:27Well, I'll see you in the office
01:10:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:10:33Mmm?
01:10:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:43He's a total clown
01:10:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:10:51And if I work for him, my career will be made
01:10:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA
01:10:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:11:01And I networked like a motherfucker
01:11:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:11:06And have my own career
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast
01:11:15The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation
01:11:18Jules, I need this internship
01:11:20And so do you
01:11:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000
01:11:26You lied to me
01:11:27No, I didn't lie to you
01:11:29I just...
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything
01:11:32I'm sorry
01:11:36Everybody!
01:11:38Let's get the party started!
01:11:41Woohoo!
01:11:42Love it!
01:11:45Grab your bag
01:11:48Looks like I found my lady for the night
01:11:55I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:11:57There's something special about you
01:12:01You're so...
01:12:02Beautiful
01:12:04Thanks
01:12:04But I'm taken
01:12:06I'm not trying to marry you
01:12:09Noah
01:12:10Tell me
01:12:12Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:15That'd be me
01:12:17You're a lucky man
01:12:18I know
01:12:24How long is he gonna be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you
01:12:29Look at here!
01:12:30The happy little couple
01:12:33From...
01:12:34Soulmates
01:12:35The soulmates
01:12:39Emmet
01:12:39Noah and I are talking
01:12:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:44Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:12:47Yeah, he's finally gonna win our bet
01:12:51What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer
01:12:59I would drop out of the internship pool
01:13:02Th-that's not true
01:13:04Yeah, it is
01:13:05I thought Noah would pussy out if I won
01:13:08So...
01:13:08I recorded the whole thing
01:13:10You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass
01:13:15I don't wanna hear it
01:13:17Yeah...
01:13:18I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah
01:13:22Hm?
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you
01:13:33Both of you can fuck off
01:13:39Chicks, dude
01:13:40I'm gonna kick your fucking ass
01:13:42I wouldn't wanna do that in front of our special guest
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules
01:13:50You're pathetic
01:13:52Me
01:13:54Whatever, dude
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:14:00That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:14:08You're a sexy girl
01:14:10We could have a lot of fun
01:14:12I don't have time for that shit
01:14:14Then make time!
01:14:15There's a tradition at Lehman
01:14:18The boys share their toys
01:14:21And I wanna play with you
01:14:23I don't wanna be played with
01:14:25If you play nice
01:14:26I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out
01:14:37What do I have to do?
01:14:40Let me borrow you for the night
01:14:43In your dreams, Pearl
01:14:49Mia
01:14:51You know where Jules is?
01:14:52You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:55Maybe this outfit will change your mind
01:14:58Mia
01:14:59A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:15:01Get it through your head
01:15:03I wanna be with Jules
01:15:05Why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her
01:15:10I love her
01:15:14You know, I feel sorry for you
01:15:17For falling in love with such a liar
01:15:19You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:21Yeah, well she said she didn't
01:15:24Found your girlfriend
01:15:37If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job
01:15:40Yes, and it's the only way you'd get in
01:15:43We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:15:47My company looks down on sex tapes
01:15:50Wait
01:15:52Now I know where I recognize you
01:15:54Damn, you were great
01:15:57Just one kiss
01:15:59That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job
01:16:07Don't play hard to get
01:16:14Get off of her
01:16:20Get off of her
01:16:21Get off of her
01:16:22Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn
01:16:25If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers
01:16:27You wouldn't dare
01:16:31You little shit
01:16:32You'll never work, Felina
01:16:34Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:16:35Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:38Than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:16:41You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:16:43You wanna mess with me?
01:16:45You wanna mess with me? Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:16:47And we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:50Who's chasing young girls around
01:16:52You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this
01:16:54Please, don't tell my wife
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man
01:17:08How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:12How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:14It wasn't what it looked like
01:17:16Don't lie to me
01:17:17I saw you kiss him back
01:17:20I didn't kiss him
01:17:22But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:17:27You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now
01:17:35Tell him you love him
01:17:38It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:17:50You're fired
01:17:52Get out of my house
01:18:07You're gone for good, bitch
01:18:13You never belonged with us
01:18:15And now, it's your turn to go
01:18:20I played you, and I won
01:18:23This has nothing to do with you
01:18:26Oh, honey
01:18:27This has everything to do with me
01:18:34I planted the camera in your room
01:18:37And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:18:41And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:18:50You thought you were better than me
01:18:52But I always win
01:18:55All I fucking do is win
01:19:00A miserable bitch like you will never win
01:19:13Mom, I saved the house
01:19:17It's too late
01:19:24Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:19:27Someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:19:31That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal
01:19:34You lose everything
01:19:36Oh, God
01:19:38Oh, God
01:19:49Karen, can I help you?
01:19:51What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:54My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship
01:19:58I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so
01:20:03Do anything?
01:20:10I have a big tip for you
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:15Smile more
01:20:24This money feels dirty
01:20:26I never want to see this check again
01:20:39Miss me?
01:20:44Miss me?
01:20:51Get lost
01:20:53I deserve that
01:20:57Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:21:00And I think we really like it
01:21:06Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:08Yeah
01:21:10This morning I bought it
01:21:13You bought my house from under us?
01:21:15Look at the name on the title
01:21:19Oh, my God
01:21:21You put it under my name
01:21:24It's yours, Jules
01:21:26It's all yours
01:21:28But
01:21:29I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:21:33Another condition?
01:21:35What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:38Sleep with your boss?
01:21:39Drug your mom?
01:21:40No
01:21:43But I would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:21:46Tonight
01:21:52At 8pm
01:21:54And I want you to wear this
01:22:09What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come
01:22:12Noah told me to come
01:22:13Really?
01:22:14How pathetic
01:22:16Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:22:21He's proposing to you?
01:22:24When did you two get back together?
01:22:26Well, it's not official yet
01:22:27But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:22:31And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:22:39Noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:22:44Mia! Jules!
01:22:46I am so happy that both of you were here
01:22:48Why did you invite me here?
01:22:50To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:56Oh, please
01:22:57The big question
01:23:00Yeah, I do have a big question
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:08Uh...
01:23:09How did you know about that?
01:23:11Well, because I made a huge mistake
01:23:13And when you were leaving the summer house
01:23:15I heard you're in Jules' fight
01:23:16You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:23:20Okay
01:23:22Fine
01:23:23Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet
01:23:27But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:23:31What are you gonna do? Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually, that's my job
01:23:34Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn
01:23:38What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:41These are not what they're for! Call my dad!
01:23:43Oh, daddy!
01:23:45Bye, Mia
01:23:48If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it
01:23:53That's not why I invited you here
01:23:59Everybody!
01:24:01What is he doing?
01:24:05I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets
01:24:12And here are my secrets
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders
01:24:19I do
01:24:20And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:24:23And I was so scared, I just left it there
01:24:28And I cannot tell my lefts from my right
01:24:30Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person
01:24:32And I have one more secret
01:24:36Jules, I am stupidly in love with you
01:24:43And I want to make it official, Jules
01:24:45Right here in front of everybody
01:24:47I want everyone to know what you are to me
01:24:53Yes, Noah, I'll be your girlfriend
01:24:57Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:58It's part of your charm
01:24:59I love you
01:25:01I love you
01:25:02I love you right back
01:25:09Everybody!
01:25:11Let's get this party started!
01:25:14Woo!
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