00:00:00I'm a king of the打鱼女.
00:00:02I'm a king of a white man.
00:00:07Today, this is a big mess.
00:00:09What are you doing?
00:00:14Lady, if you send me back to me,
00:00:17you will have to pay for it.
00:00:19Ami, this is the story of the鲤鱼金?
00:00:27救命啊,我叫你送我回宫,没叫你送我见炎王。
00:00:36尴尬了,原来他不是李玉清。
00:00:52老头,你别死啊,还不行,得罪了。
00:01:14炎王,原来是个女的。
00:01:17老人家,对不住,我还以为你是水里的神仙呢,以后再也不听那些买鱼的人瞎忽悠了。
00:01:32我倒不是神仙,可是本领也不比神仙小。
00:01:37吹牛谁不会啊?你老人家到底是谁啊?
00:01:42实不相瞒,朕,我乃当今皇上,微服出游的时候出了意外,掉进了江里,飘了一夜。
00:01:52幸好被你这丫头捞起来。
00:01:54姑娘,你救驾有功,只要你把朕送回去,想要什么赏赐都行,朕甚至可以封你一个君主当的。
00:02:09这人不会是被水泡坏了脑子吧?
00:02:11爷爷临去世那几年,脑子就是这样糊里糊涂,一会儿说自己是太上老君下凡,一会儿又说自己是条鱼。
00:02:18对付这样的老人家,我有经验,就是哄着他。
00:02:29是,皇帝陛下,您这一身都湿透了,要不要先换身衣服?
00:02:40对,先伺候朕更衣,再寻御医前来。
00:02:48真的,脸怎么这么疼?
00:03:06三叔,这老丈落水了,你帮他换身干衣服吧,顺便借你一套粗布衣裳。
00:03:22这老头是什么人?
00:03:24连衣服都不会穿,我想帮他一把,还嫌我手粗。
00:03:41让他进来伺候朕更衣。
00:03:54让他进来伺候朕更衣。
00:04:00朕更衣一向是宫女伺候的,怎么就成老不休?
00:04:04算了,算了,朕不跟你一般见识。
00:04:21姑娘,你何时送朕回去?
00:04:25你家住哪里?
00:04:26住京城。
00:04:27啥?
00:04:28大爷,你知不知道京城离这里有多远?
00:04:34那你送朕回城里的行宫?
00:04:35行宫咋走?
00:04:37这,朕也不知。
00:04:40从前都是乘车外出。
00:04:41这老头病得可真不轻。
00:04:49大爷,先吃饭吧。
00:04:51吃完饭再商量如何送你回去?
00:04:57除了打鱼,我烧鱼也是一把好手。
00:05:11好香啊,二娘许久不做鱼汤了,今日倒是有兴致。
00:05:16今天捞上来一个落水的老头,受了寒给他熬的。
00:05:20她糊涂了,连自己是谁,家住哪儿都不记得。
00:05:30大胆!
00:05:32谁让你直视朕的龙眼?
00:05:38大胆!
00:05:41大胆!
00:05:43大胆!
00:05:47大胆!
00:05:49大胆!
00:05:50听说了吗?
00:05:54二娘这儿收留了个自称是皇帝的糊涂老头。
00:05:58确实糊涂的不情。
00:05:59各位大哥,这几日可有听说谁家走失了老人的消息?
00:06:07他不是装糊涂吧?
00:06:10天天在你这儿蹭吃蹭喝的。
00:06:11随他去吧,一口吃的还能把咱们吃穷了?
00:06:20这船板太硬 搁得朕腰疼
00:06:28这葫芦声比打雷还响 还让不让人睡了
00:06:36这道豆腐烧鱼连御厨都做不出这滋味 等朕回宫后定封你为御膳房总管
00:06:39说的跟真的似的 回宫回宫 我看你是回去见你祖宗
00:06:42他都糊涂成那样了 你就别跟他较真了
00:06:45大胆 敢对朕无礼
00:06:54我渐渐发觉 老头可能并没糊涂 他说的也许是真的
00:07:13两位客官 吃点什么
00:07:15听说 你这儿有个几日前落水的老头
00:07:27你们找他
00:07:39老爷子 小的来接您回去 外面人多眼杂 委屈老爷子别生长
00:07:55这两个人有问题
00:07:56这两个人有问题
00:07:56这两个人有问题
00:07:59这两个人有问题
00:08:00这两个人有问题
00:08:03年里
00:08:03儿娘你瞧见了吧
00:08:06这
00:08:08我可没说大话
00:08:12他们真是你家人
00:08:14你怎么好像不认识他们的样子
00:08:19我手下精兵
00:08:20啊不 家丁千千万 哪能个个都认识
00:08:23这肯定是我哪个儿子手下的
00:08:25总之不会有错
00:08:32他真是皇上
00:08:36我们家老爷子
00:08:37这有问题
00:08:39我们都得哄着他
00:08:40我就说嘛
00:08:42他要是皇帝
00:08:44我就是天王老子
00:08:46老爷子 时候不早了
00:08:48我们这就启程吧
00:08:49天都黑了
00:08:51两位想必也赶了很久的路
00:08:53先吃了饭再走吧
00:08:56我可告诉你们
00:08:58错过了这口
00:08:59你们满天下都找不到这么好吃的鱼
00:09:13我就说好吃
00:09:18姑娘
00:09:19你把我家老爷子伺候得这么周到
00:09:22我家主子肯定会感谢你的
00:09:24请姑娘一定与在下捅我
00:09:26正好乘我的船
00:09:29我送你们回家
00:09:53你们干什么
00:09:54对不住了老爷子
00:09:56那日坠船还以为您死了
00:09:58没想到你命这么大
00:10:00你们这是弑君
00:10:03是猪九族的大罪
00:10:05谁指使的你们
00:10:07小五 别听他的
00:10:12今夜咱们把所有知情的人都杀了
00:10:13谁会知道
00:10:19两位英雄别乱来
00:10:21我就是个打鱼的
00:10:23这事和我没关系
00:10:25帮我放了吧
00:10:27谁让你多管闲事收留他
00:10:29现在凡是掺和这事的人
00:10:31都别想轻易脱身
00:10:32可惜了你做的那艘好鱼
00:10:35要是识相点
00:10:36就别蹚这浑水
00:10:38放开他
00:10:39你们休要为难无辜之人
00:10:45不好
00:10:46被人发现了
00:10:47快动手
00:10:52该死
00:10:54刚才的饭在里
00:10:55动了手脚
00:10:57你
00:10:59你是开黑店的
00:11:01啊
00:11:19你才是开黑店的
00:11:21本姑娘可是正经的生意人
00:11:23我们这样无权无视的小民
00:11:25总是要有些自保的手段
00:11:28二娘
00:11:32你是如何发现这两人有问题的
00:11:37我在江边摆摊多年
00:11:38这里鱼龙混杂
00:11:40三教九流的人见过无数
00:11:42他们见到你是不是惊喜
00:11:44而是第一时间隔着包袱握紧了刀兵
00:11:46眼中杀意一闪而过
00:11:48我和乔三哥当时就看出来端倪
00:11:50韭菜做好后
00:11:53我们暗中在他俩的碗边和筷子头抹上了迷药
00:11:54这样大家一起坐下吃菜后
00:11:56他们便没有起疑
00:11:57之后我便自告奋勇送他们回家
00:12:00实则是放心不下
00:12:01若是我们误会了他俩
00:12:03便一起到主人家赔个不是
00:12:05若没误会
00:12:07怎么样
00:12:09我们可又救了你一命
00:12:11这回你不赏我个王爷当的
00:12:16他们居然盼着朕死
00:12:17还三反五次的害朕
00:12:20朕真是瞎了眼
00:12:23你别哭 别哭啊
00:12:25都这么大岁数了
00:12:26我刚才说笑的
00:12:27不用你封我当王爷
00:12:29当 怎么不当
00:12:30等朕杀了那几个逆贼
00:12:32不仅封你当王爷
00:12:34还要封你当铁帽子王
00:12:36你先能回去再说吧
00:12:37又来了
00:12:45我看你们怎么跑
00:12:46等他们醒了
00:12:48好好审问
00:12:48没用的
00:12:49他们敢刺杀朕
00:12:51一定是死士
00:12:52等醒过来若不能逃走
00:12:54就会自杀
00:12:54那怎么
00:12:56好不容易抓活的
00:12:57总不能干瞪眼吧
00:12:59首先
00:12:59朕要先回行宫
00:13:01见到我的御林军统领
00:13:03此人对朕忠心耿耿
00:13:04一定不会叛变
00:13:06拉倒吧
00:13:07你在他眼皮子底下都被推进江里
00:13:09他还可靠
00:13:10还有啊
00:13:11你别老振振的
00:13:12生怕引不来追兵杀你
00:13:13大爷
00:13:14你还是改个名字吧
00:13:15现在敌暗我明
00:13:16小心为上
00:13:22那就叫我龙大爷吧
00:13:24还不如直接叫皇上呢
00:13:26这老头真是没救了
00:13:36死了
00:13:39龙大爷说的没错吧
00:13:40见行动失败又无法逃脱
00:13:42只能死
00:13:43除了知道其中一人叫长久化
00:13:46我们根本不知道想要杀你的人是谁
00:13:48不用查
00:13:49越有可能做皇上的人越有嫌疑
00:13:52肯定是朕的哪个好儿子干的
00:13:55大皇子和二皇子都在京城做王爷
00:13:57势力盘根错节
00:14:00只有三皇子早早被发配到了偏远的封地
00:14:01反倒是最安全的
00:14:03老夫决定了
00:14:04先去投奔三儿子
00:14:06走水路快些
00:14:07正好三叔撑船带我们一起南下
00:14:27龙老头
00:14:31你怎么确定不是你的小儿子心怀怨恨想找人杀了你呢
00:14:33毕竟你把他扔那么远
00:14:38这你就不懂了吧
00:14:40朕身边守卫森严
00:14:44若想把手伸到朕的进军侍卫中肯定是有权势的人
00:14:46老三已赴封地多年
00:14:48他早就没这个能力了
00:14:52况且我这小儿子自小就心思单纯
00:14:54号称一根筋不识变通
00:14:56让他造反比登天还难
00:15:00原来是欺负老师人
00:15:01荣华富贵没他份
00:15:03落了难倒想起人家来了
00:15:19都说此地穷山恶水
00:15:21民智未开
00:15:22多穷凶的恶民
00:15:23如今看来
00:15:24根本不是那么回事啊
00:15:26这老头子
00:15:29自己儿子的封地都不了解
00:15:35老张打扰了
00:15:36请问荣王府如何走
00:15:40姑娘是来深渊还是求米求粮
00:15:41这有何分别
00:15:44若是深渊
00:15:47荣王他老人家每日在县衙座堂一个时辰
00:15:49专收壮职
00:15:51若是求米求粮就去护证登记
00:15:55凡是辖区内的都可按家中人口零米零粮
00:15:56还可以零种子耕种
00:15:58听老张的口气
00:15:59这位荣王殿下还真是个大善人呢
00:16:02姑娘
00:16:04你们几位是外地人吧
00:16:06居然不知道荣王殿下的大名
00:16:08他老人家可是当今圣上的亲儿子
00:16:11是我们的大恩人
00:16:12对对对
00:16:15现在家家户户都给他老人家供长生牌位
00:16:16希望他健健康康
00:16:18长命百岁
00:16:19才能保佑我们方圆周氏的百姓平安
00:16:21他老人家
00:16:23朕还没称老人家呢
00:16:25这逆子倒先被叫上了
00:16:26还供长生牌位
00:16:56几位外乡人
00:17:25老三
00:17:39那个最不受宠的老三你们要是直接去荣王府肯定铺个空这个时辰荣王一定在田间查看顺着这条路往前走那片最大的稻田就是多谢大哥
00:17:57哪位是荣王殿下
00:18:09这哪是老人家分明是个大好青年
00:18:24父皇
00:18:52简直岂有此理乱臣贼子人人得而诛之姑娘和大叔高义三番五次救我父皇性命感激之情难以言表
00:19:14先受本王一拜殿下客气了今天既然已经把人送到我和三叔的任务也完成了明日我们便要告辞不能走朕还要带你回京放你做郡主呢
00:19:36舒坦啊像我江上跑了大半辈子船的泥腿子风里来雨里去没成想也有一天能过上这有钱人被人伺候的日子
00:20:01皇上现在是惊弓之鸟谁也不信就信咱们俩荣王当然得伺候好我们这是臣新引进的品种今年收成定能翻上一番产量高米质也好
00:20:30好啊能让百姓吃饱饭才是真本事欠债还钱天经地义借你三日内归还农户两款为者重罚王爷英明清天大老爷啊这小子断案倒是公正有度有章法朕这个向来不显山不漏水的荣王竟在这偏远之地
00:20:57做出了一番脚踏实地的大事业朕以前看走眼了呀二娘啊多放点辣子朕老夫就爱吃你这口重味的民间美食果然远胜宫廷玉业呀得嘞您老就瞧好吧保准辣得您直冒汗
00:21:22王爷和那位主这是在干嘛别看都没看见二娘你看这画面老子拨算儿子劈柴媳妇掌勺看上去你们倒像一家三口
00:21:39三叔不要胡说荣王殿下是皇亲国戚我只不过是个普普通通的打鱼女如何能相提并论这要是传出去可是要掉脑袋的
00:22:06这接驾的队伍怎么还不来这几天刺客一波接一波的朕这把老骨头迟早要交代在这里
00:22:32杀一个不留凶伤我负救家
00:22:47父皇快走找死
00:23:09撤荣王我的好儿子你怎么样了
00:23:35儿臣没事只要父皇安好我儿千金之体怎么能以身犯险呢
00:23:56赶紧派别的人来保护朕父皇才是千金之体儿子为父为君万死不辞佩佩什么万死不辞将来你要肩负社稷怎么能死呢
00:24:05儿臣儿臣儿臣告退
00:24:23真是个呆子这个时候不该表表忠心推辞一下吗怪不得在这穷乡聘壤这些年无人问惊
00:24:52儿娘这些日子朕一直想问你你是想做郡主还是想做朕的儿媳妇呢原来那日乔三叔的话皇上也听见了皇上莫怪我可不想过这样整日提心吊胆的日子你要是有心不如赐我米面钱财
00:25:18我乐得下药字说得也在理若你真成了儿媳妇倒不好整日让你烧鱼给朕吃了天天惦记着吃真是个馋醉的老头
00:25:35谁敢伤我们王爷我们跟他拼了对保护王爷保护皇上
00:25:55这这阵仗连这苍蝇也飞不进来了
00:26:13大张旗鼓地闹了半个月来接皇上回宫的队伍
00:26:30终于到了皇上看到您安然无恙臣就算死也瞑目了
00:26:34行了 行了 哭什么丧要谢就谢婉二娘要不是他朕死了八回了
00:26:58要谢就谢婉二娘要不是他朕死了八回了多谢二娘救驾之恩五须莫尺难忘顺手的事
00:27:26武统领快请起传阵旨意即刻回京荣王随驾回京
00:27:56儿臣遵旨荣王殿下您可要早点回来啊殿下草民舍不得您啊诸位乡亲莫要悲伤朕自会派
00:28:17清廉秦政爱民如此的好官来接替至于你们爱戴的荣王一块封地如何能施展报复朕还要对他为以重任希望他不要辜负朕的期望
00:28:27看来看来荣王殿下要一飞冲天了
00:28:52想起刚入荣王府那几日
00:29:09这呆子这呆子天天向我请教如何和他爹相处他是你亲爹你不知道他的脾气喜好
00:29:37他是高高在上的皇上而本王只是不受宠的皇子从小到大都没见过父皇几面不过看晚姑娘和父皇相处嬉笑怒骂全凭自己心意就是最得宠的大皇哥和二皇哥当年在父皇面前也不敢如此随意
00:30:07不知姑娘有何秘诀哪有什么秘诀我不过是把皇上当成普通的老人家你看平常人家如何对待自家老人你便如何对待皇上就行了原来如此老三你这是作甚自己爹有危险
00:30:28当儿子的自然是要贴身保护得到现任和未来皇上的感激和信任以后的荣华富贵是跑不了了到时还不得封为一个御刺捕鱼
00:30:51以后的自然是要贴身保护
00:30:58何时惊慌?
00:31:01大皇子犯了,
00:31:05盘军切断了皇上回京的一切路线,
00:31:06二皇子也自立为王了!
00:31:15逆子!
00:31:17朕不在的时候,
00:31:20你们就是这样替朕守着京城的?
00:31:25臣死罪!
00:31:28皇上落水失踪,
00:31:30朝中势力早就分化,
00:31:32大皇子这是要弑君篡位,
00:31:35二皇子则等着坐收渔翁之力。
00:31:41白日做梦,
00:31:44几个如羞未干的逆子,
00:31:48以为朕的江山是如此轻易就能颠覆的吗?
00:31:52皇上,
00:31:54陈来时留了个心眼,
00:31:56将虎伏带了出京,
00:31:58只要能平安逃离此地,
00:32:00便可调动兵马,
00:32:01迅速平叛。
00:32:02好,
00:32:04好,
00:32:05最近的兵马在何处?
00:32:07山城军,
00:32:08据此有三天的路程。
00:32:11父皇,
00:32:12大皇子叛军已将封地陆陆为死,
00:32:15我们根本出不去。
00:32:16唯一的突破口,
00:32:18就是走水路。
00:32:19可是,
00:32:22可是什么?
00:32:23玉林军都是京城来的汉鸭子,
00:32:25只善陆战,
00:32:26不善称船。
00:32:29若是在江上遇到追兵,
00:32:30恐怕。
00:32:36你们看着我干嘛?
00:32:39不会是想指望我一个小小的打鱼女,
00:32:40来力挽狂澜吧?
00:32:43唉,
00:32:47你们皇家的银子还真是难赚啊。
00:32:51儿子怎能眼睁睁看着父皇置身危险,
00:32:54我愿意护着父皇一起闯出去。
00:32:55荣王,
00:32:57我的好儿子。
00:33:02臣誓死户陛下和荣王殿下,
00:33:04一同前往山城军。
00:33:06唉,
00:33:10二娘啊,
00:33:12你看,
00:33:13这。
00:33:20行了,
00:33:21帮人帮到底,
00:33:23送佛送到西。
00:33:24我我二娘做事有始有终,
00:33:26这次都带上。
00:33:27唉,
00:33:30多谢二娘。
00:33:32多谢二娘。
00:33:33多谢二娘。
00:33:34多谢二娘。
00:33:34多谢二娘。
00:33:34多谢二娘。
00:33:36多谢二娘。
00:33:37多谢二娘。
00:33:48多谢二娘。
00:33:56多谢二娘。
00:33:57二娘的手艺和人品,谁能娶到她是福气。
00:34:07给姑娘添麻烦了。
00:34:11不麻烦,倒是委屈殿下,要和我做一对渔工渔婆了。
00:34:19既如此,那姑娘别再还我殿下,叫我三郎可好。
00:34:23好嘞,三郎上船吧。
00:34:26是,娘子。
00:35:04你个陆地上的活颜王,到了水里连条泥酒都不如。
00:35:07闭嘴,我誓死护卫皇上。
00:35:24对不住了,是我拖了大家的后腿。
00:35:33没用的东西还能干点啥。
00:35:37快,把她附近舱里,别让人敲出破绽。
00:35:56干什么的?
00:35:59警察检查。
00:36:07干什么的?
00:36:09警察检查。
00:36:12I'm going to send the fish to the island of the island of the island of the island of the
00:36:15island.
00:36:41今日这里疯了,你们回去吧,君爷,我们和酒楼说好,要送这鱼去卖,若是今日不送,不仅鱼臭了,还要陪赴酒楼,您老行行好,通融通融,让我们过去吧。
00:37:01说不行就不行,一楼鱼算什么,小心老子砍了你的脑袋。
00:37:18混小子都是你,要不是你非要走这条路,咱们能误了宋云,这下咱们可要赔大发了。
00:37:31老天爷呀,这可怎么办,只着这几两银子给我买棺材板,这下全没了。
00:37:53爹。
00:37:54爹,你差不多行了。
00:37:58爹。
00:37:58爹,你差不多行了。
00:37:59爹,爹,你醒醒好,我公爹就指着这次卖鱼的钱给自己养老送中呢。
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