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Deseando al mejor amigo de mi hermano
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00:00:00The End
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that.
00:00:17Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:22Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh, shit.
00:01:15Fucking dumbass.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:19Stupid.
00:01:19Stupid.
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24It could be really bad.
00:01:27What?
00:01:27Oh, fuck.
00:01:28Oh, my God.
00:01:30Oh, fuck.
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh, my God.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him.
00:01:44All right.
00:01:45Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Mom.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:37It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56Allie.
00:02:56Sorry.
00:02:57Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:08Just get out of the chair.
00:03:10I don't care, man.
00:03:10All right.
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:15And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:20I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:22Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:24All right.
00:03:24Bye bye, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53It's, sometimes they have files that like will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:58don't wanna open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:03at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:10That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:38tell me.
00:04:39No.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go.
00:04:42Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:48Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city.
00:04:53New school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:17What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:21No.
00:05:24Hi.
00:05:25Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:30Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And...
00:05:33more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show him aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:45Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:51Still.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:07:00Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business.
00:07:10Okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:18Um...
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:39You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half making.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:04I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:08Oh, my God.
00:08:09Sorry.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:13Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:22Hey, well, great.
00:08:24Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:31What's up?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:49The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:03Touchdown!
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:13You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:16Seriously.
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:22Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:24In the men's shower, Elson?
00:09:26Unmenged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he loves?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:39I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:43Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:45Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49And whose fault is it?
00:09:51I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:56I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:01Sorry.
00:10:02Missed my message?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:06I think.
00:10:07I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:09Why?
00:10:10Okay, come on.
00:10:11What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:13Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:17I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:28You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:31Well, it's the truth.
00:10:32So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:34Hold on.
00:10:35Let me do something really quick.
00:10:36What are you doing?
00:10:37There you go.
00:10:38Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:41It's already done.
00:10:42That's not cool.
00:10:43You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:45Uh, yes it is.
00:10:47Because, listen.
00:10:48You're my business now.
00:10:50So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:53I said take your phone out.
00:10:57Cool.
00:10:57And do what?
00:10:59I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:10Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:11And act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:17The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26Make sure you want me to take your attention.
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:34My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Yes, Rhett.
00:11:42Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:44I'm coming.
00:11:46Are you alright?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:48I need a little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:51I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:53Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:58No, I just like.
00:12:07Oh my god.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:14You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:16There you go.
00:12:17I'll tell you what else.
00:12:18It's for grow-ups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:22They use your face.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:25That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you want to know?
00:12:33Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so.
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:39You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:42I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:50Pathetic.
00:12:51I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:54I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:13:00Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new criminals.
00:13:04Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:08No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:10And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:12Are you insane?
00:13:14Who do you think you are? My father?
00:13:21I'm your roommate.
00:13:22And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:26So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:32And that means we're equals.
00:13:33Mm-hmm.
00:13:34And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:37So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:41And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:45make sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:51Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:56No.
00:13:56Pro Max.
00:13:58Not when he looks like that.
00:14:01You get pregnant though?
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:04This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:08First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:14You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:16I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17You don't control what I do.
00:14:20You're cheating.
00:14:33Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:40Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:44Lingerie?
00:14:45Seriously?
00:14:46But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squad.
00:14:51I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate.
00:14:55And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:02I don't take orders from those.
00:15:24Oh my God.
00:15:26Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:32Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:35Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:42Thanks.
00:15:43At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:46You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:49I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:55Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:59Turn the music up. Let's play a game.
00:16:16I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:27Shit.
00:16:28I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:30Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:33What's the matter?
00:16:35No guys want you?
00:16:36Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:38She's stalling.
00:16:40She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:42You can't get a guy?
00:16:43You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:58Hey, Allison.
00:17:00Yeah, I...
00:17:07That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:10Once you're so thirsty, lick it up.
00:17:17Lick it up.
00:17:27Brett?
00:17:29What's up?
00:17:30Where are you?
00:17:32I'm at Club Five.
00:17:33I, um...
00:17:35I lost a dare.
00:17:36Yeah?
00:17:37What kind of dare?
00:17:40I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:44Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:48a good idea for you to go outside?
00:17:50Come on, Brett.
00:17:51Please, this is serious.
00:17:52Can you just come get me?
00:17:53No, Allison, you know what?
00:17:55You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:57Brett, please!
00:18:02How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:04He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:07You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:11I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:19Where do you think you're going?
00:18:20Grab her.
00:18:21Nope!
00:18:22Get off of me!
00:18:23You lost the dare.
00:18:25You paid the price.
00:18:28You need to loosen up.
00:18:30You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:32We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:36No!
00:18:37No!
00:18:49What was that?
00:18:50Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:58Freeze!
00:18:59Come on, sweetheart!
00:19:01A dare is a dare!
00:19:02Stop fighting!
00:19:05I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:06Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:16Please!
00:19:17Please stop!
00:19:18You're getting this?
00:19:19That's what gets used.
00:19:22Hey, asshole!
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:38Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:49Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:49Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:52Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:54I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:56She's practically begging for it.
00:20:08You know, I better not see any videos of this online.
00:20:10Or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:13And that goes for everybody.
00:20:15I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:17Does everybody understand that?
00:20:21Great!
00:20:21We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:25Yeah.
00:20:28You okay?
00:20:30Come on.
00:20:31Let's go.
00:20:39Hey!
00:20:39Hey!
00:20:40What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:43Sneaking out?
00:20:44Going to a place like this?
00:20:46What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:49What did you mean back there?
00:20:54Back where?
00:20:56When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:01The literal meaning.
00:21:03I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:07I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:09And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:12Yeah.
00:21:14I know.
00:21:15Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:17Always causing trouble.
00:21:18Please, just put this out.
00:21:21Happy?
00:21:21Yeah.
00:21:27Well, you know what?
00:21:27I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:30Like I'm desperate?
00:21:31No, that's not true.
00:21:32I know.
00:21:32Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:34Bullshit.
00:21:34You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:37These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:39I know, I know.
00:21:40Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:42And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:44And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:47That's not true.
00:21:49Fuck Rita.
00:21:50Fuck everybody.
00:21:53Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:55I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:56I want to be liked.
00:21:58I want to be wanted.
00:21:59And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:02I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:04I'll always be there.
00:22:05So what does that mean?
00:22:08What does that mean for us?
00:22:09What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:12I'm losing my mind.
00:22:14I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:18All I can think, just this once.
00:22:22What?
00:22:25Say it!
00:22:26Just say it!
00:22:26I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:29Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:31No.
00:22:32That's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:34That is not true.
00:22:35Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:38Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:40I can't.
00:22:43You can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:46So you know what?
00:22:47Just forget it.
00:22:49Forget I said anything.
00:22:52I'm done begging you.
00:22:53I'm done.
00:22:54No, Allison.
00:22:55Allison, stop that.
00:23:02Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:07Why?
00:23:08Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:13It says that you have to stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:39What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:42Routing everything.
00:23:43I did not.
00:23:54Yo.
00:23:55What's up, loser?
00:24:00Allie.
00:24:01Are you with Brett right now?
00:24:05I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now? Talk to me.
00:24:08I think it's time to run.
00:24:12What is he doing? Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:21Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:23Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:24What?
00:24:25Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:29So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:33your ass.
00:24:34It was an accident, okay? We just...
00:24:37I butt-dialed you.
00:24:39We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:45And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight. Okay? Chill.
00:24:49Really?
00:24:50Yeah, look.
00:24:55It's really dry, okay? My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:59All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:04right now or something.
00:25:05I need you to take care of that.
00:25:06I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:08I got it, man.
00:25:10Peace.
00:25:11Bye.
00:25:14Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:18Hey, what's up?
00:25:18What?
00:25:19What's going on? We should...
00:25:20You forgot something.
00:25:21No, Ellie.
00:25:22It's late.
00:25:23Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:24Hey, Allison.
00:25:27Stop.
00:25:32Quit acting so childish.
00:25:37You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:49All right, ladies.
00:25:51Physical assessments today.
00:25:53Allison, you're up first.
00:26:27Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:30You're looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:32You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:36Shut up.
00:26:44Hey, uh...
00:26:45Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:50Hmm?
00:26:58Hey, partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:04Solo, Allison? Let me help.
00:27:07I'm real hands-on.
00:27:09Hmm. I'm okay.
00:27:11Come on. He'll be fine.
00:27:13I promise.
00:27:16Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:18Uh, she's with me.
00:27:21I'm not with anyone.
00:27:24Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:27That's right.
00:27:28She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:31Choose me.
00:27:35Walk away, Chad.
00:27:37Right now.
00:27:40Whatever, man. You're a loss.
00:27:47What are you doing?
00:27:48What?
00:27:49Are you jealous or something?
00:27:51No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:52What was that?
00:27:53I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:55Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:28:00First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:05All right, come on.
00:28:07You're first.
00:28:13Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:15You ready, Ricky?
00:28:17I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:19But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:22Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:24You want to play?
00:28:27Fine. Let's play.
00:28:58What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:01I'm not doing anything.
00:29:02Stop it.
00:29:04Stop where?
00:29:08Switch positions!
00:29:11You're turned.
00:29:13Shh.
00:29:14Shh.
00:29:15Shh.
00:29:23Whenever you're ready.
00:29:25She's trying to kill me.
00:29:27And it's working.
00:29:33She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:35It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:38Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:45What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52What the hell am I doing?
00:29:54You okay, Brett?
00:29:56I'm okay.
00:29:57And done!
00:29:58Allison, you killed it today.
00:30:00You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:04Really?
00:30:05Wow, thank you.
00:30:09Congratulations.
00:30:10Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:18It's an orphanage.
00:30:35Oh my...
00:30:36Oh my...
00:30:37Shit!
00:30:38It's fucking hot!
00:30:39It's hot!
00:30:39Are you okay?
00:30:41It's hot!
00:30:41Um...
00:30:41Oh my God.
00:30:42Jesus!
00:30:44Um...
00:30:45I don't know...
00:30:46Um, can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:50Here.
00:30:51Yes.
00:30:52Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:54It's fine.
00:30:55Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:57I need brain bleach, but damn it.
00:31:00How do I unsee that?
00:31:01How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:04Okay, it's fine.
00:31:05Just, it's okay.
00:31:06Just forget it, okay?
00:31:07I'm doing laundry.
00:31:08I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:10I, um, didn't, you know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:14And it.
00:31:16And neither are you.
00:31:17You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:18You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:20And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:22No, okay.
00:31:23I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:24Listen, I just.
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:29Why aren't you still here?
00:31:30Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:31This is my morning routine.
00:31:32I don't know.
00:31:33It's 8.30.
00:31:35Isn't the whole tear squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:38thing?
00:31:38What?
00:31:39Nobody told me that.
00:31:40How do you...
00:31:42Oh, my God.
00:31:43She's going to kill me.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:46She's going to, she's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:48Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:49It's okay.
00:31:50Well, I'll, uh, you're all right.
00:31:51Okay.
00:32:05Get all your stuff?
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:07Um, I have to go.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:10Thanks.
00:32:11Bye.
00:32:20Did you just see that?
00:32:21That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:24And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:26Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:28Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:31Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:40Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:42I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:44Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:46Late is late.
00:32:47You're just too lazy.
00:32:58Hey, what's your problem?
00:33:00My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:02It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:05Like I said, nobody...
00:33:10No, hey, stop!
00:33:12Are you crazy?
00:33:14Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:18Stop!
00:33:20You want to fight?
00:33:21I'll give you a reason.
00:33:28Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:30What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:31Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:32This is the girl's locker room.
00:33:33Cool, get out.
00:33:36Get out of here.
00:33:37All of you, get out of here.
00:33:38Right now.
00:33:39Did you hear me?
00:33:39Get out!
00:33:44You okay?
00:33:46It's fine.
00:33:49I just can't go out there like this,
00:33:50so I'm just going to have to tell Coach
00:33:52that I'm sick or something.
00:33:53It's going to be okay.
00:33:54We have enough time.
00:33:56Trust me.
00:33:59Hi, hello.
00:34:00Listen, I need you to go to the school
00:34:02and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker room.
00:34:03Right now.
00:34:08All right.
00:34:09Hey, listen.
00:34:10Use my jersey.
00:34:12Make it look better than the original.
00:34:13All right?
00:34:38Oh shit, is that even Allison?
00:34:51She looks stunning.
00:34:55Look at you, you look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:58You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:35:01It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:03You know, that's true, that's true I have.
00:35:05Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:09Yeah, you're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:13Really?
00:35:15To you, as your best friend's sister?
00:35:18Of course.
00:35:19As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:24All right, time's ticking, let's move.
00:35:28Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:35U-Tech Center.
00:35:36Let's go.
00:35:41Okay.
00:35:43Hey, uh...
00:35:49Break a leg.
00:35:53Well done.
00:35:59Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:04I'm okay.
00:36:08One, two, three, go!
00:36:13Time out loud!
00:36:19Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:20Oh yeah!
00:36:27Oh yeah!
00:36:38Who is that girl?
00:36:39She's on fire!
00:36:40It's Allison Scott.
00:36:42I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:47Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:50I mean, damn.
00:36:51I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:54Body in that uniform?
00:36:55Woo!
00:36:57You're getting lucky tonight.
00:37:00Stay with me.
00:37:01I don't have to.
00:37:02See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:05I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off, the only thing that's gonna be chasing
00:37:09is my fist.
00:37:20He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:22The 20, the 10.
00:37:27Touchdown!
00:37:28Fred Harrison does it again.
00:37:30State wins.
00:37:31Yay!
00:37:32Oh!
00:37:32Good job!
00:37:33Thank you!
00:37:35Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:39Yes!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:43Woo!
00:37:46Hey.
00:37:47Oh.
00:37:48Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:50That was really good.
00:37:52You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:54Hey, shut up.
00:37:56Oh!
00:37:59You okay?
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:07Kiss!
00:38:08Kiss!
00:38:08Kiss!
00:38:09Kiss!
00:38:11Kiss!
00:38:20Kiss!
00:38:20Kiss!
00:38:21Kiss!
00:38:22Kiss!
00:38:23Kiss!
00:38:25Kiss!
00:38:25Kiss!
00:38:26Kiss!
00:38:28Kiss!
00:38:29Kiss!
00:38:31Kiss!
00:38:31Kiss!
00:38:33Kiss!
00:38:34Kiss!
00:38:35Kiss!
00:38:35give the people what they want.
00:38:37I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's
00:38:39best friend.
00:38:43Oh, but I want it.
00:38:59Wait. What?
00:39:06I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:08Kiss Cam, me, and Brett.
00:39:19Allison,
00:39:20don't pass out.
00:39:25Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:28No problem.
00:39:36This is insane.
00:39:37I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:41But it feels so right.
00:39:43I never want it to end.
00:39:49Harrison!
00:39:55Harrison!
00:39:58Oh, shit.
00:39:59What the hell do you think you're doing
00:40:00kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:02Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:04You're making a scene.
00:40:05I'm making a scene?
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06I'm making a scene.
00:40:07You two were swallowing each other's faces
00:40:08on the Jumbotron.
00:40:09Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:12Are you serious right now?
00:40:13If I hadn't stepped in,
00:40:15you two would have needed to get a robe.
00:40:18You're unbelievable.
00:40:20I hate you.
00:40:24Dude, I'm...
00:40:25No, no, no, no.
00:40:26You cut the crap.
00:40:27You tell me right now
00:40:27what's happening between you two.
00:40:29I promise you.
00:40:30Do not bullshit me!
00:40:31Do not bullshit me!
00:40:32Absolutely nothing.
00:40:32I'm serious.
00:40:33Nothing.
00:40:35I'm fucking lying.
00:40:36I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:38She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:40I know that.
00:40:40So you stay in your lane
00:40:42because she is my sister
00:40:43and I'm warning you.
00:40:44You do not cross me.
00:40:46You do not!
00:40:46I promise you.
00:40:49fuck.
00:40:52Okay.
00:40:53Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:56No.
00:40:57I sound like a mom.
00:40:59This is ridiculous.
00:41:00Why am I texting him?
00:41:01He's literally in the next room.
00:41:04You know what?
00:41:05Just go in there.
00:41:07Just ask him,
00:41:08hey, Brett,
00:41:09what the hell was that kiss?
00:41:10He kissed me back.
00:41:12He can't deny it this time.
00:41:13It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:16Okay.
00:41:18Do or die.
00:41:25What are you doing?
00:41:26Getting groceries.
00:41:27What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:29I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:30Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:32I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:35She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:38Brett,
00:41:40what happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:42I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:44I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:47Hi.
00:41:48You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:50Like,
00:41:50are you that much of a coward?
00:41:52Oh,
00:41:52you know what?
00:41:53I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:54because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:57It was a kiss cam at a game
00:41:58and we did it.
00:41:59Do you want to get real,
00:42:00Ellie?
00:42:01The fun's over.
00:42:02It's finished.
00:42:03Do you understand?
00:42:07Don't you dare.
00:42:08No,
00:42:08don't you dare look like that.
00:42:09I'm not doing it.
00:42:09No,
00:42:10no,
00:42:10no,
00:42:10that's not fair,
00:42:11okay?
00:42:11Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:12Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:15Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:17You're coming in here in your fucking bikini,
00:42:18huh?
00:42:19Yeah,
00:42:19I know what you're doing.
00:42:20I'm not doing anything.
00:42:22Yes,
00:42:22you are.
00:42:23You know what?
00:42:24Even if I was,
00:42:25I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:27because that's all this is.
00:42:28Yeah?
00:42:29Okay,
00:42:30so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:32I had two options,
00:42:33you and him,
00:42:34and I picked wrong.
00:42:39Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:42Chad's a predator
00:42:42and a loser
00:42:44and you do deserve somebody
00:42:45a lot better than that,
00:42:46okay?
00:42:48I can't.
00:42:55Oh,
00:42:56is he hard?
00:43:02at least Chad is honest
00:43:04about what he wants.
00:43:05You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:12Oh,
00:43:12it's getting hot in here.
00:43:13You know,
00:43:15biology.
00:43:18Whether it's biology or not,
00:43:21I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:26Allie!
00:43:27Brett!
00:43:28You guys out here?
00:43:29Fucking shit!
00:43:30What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:31You have to get out.
00:43:32I can't get out.
00:43:32If I get out,
00:43:33he's going to see me with my flagpole
00:43:34and he's going to kill me.
00:43:35Okay, well, yeah,
00:43:35he definitely can't see us like this,
00:43:37so I,
00:43:38I'm going to get out.
00:43:39Okay, cool.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Oh my God,
00:43:42he's telling you.
00:43:43Allie, hey!
00:43:44Just get under.
00:43:45Get under what?
00:43:45Right?
00:43:46We have to get down.
00:43:51Allie!
00:43:52Hi!
00:43:53Showing alone?
00:43:54Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:56Run!
00:43:56I'm naked!
00:43:57Get out!
00:43:59You're,
00:44:00you're not, though.
00:44:03Okay, well,
00:44:04I also have a vibe
00:44:05and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:07I'm sorry, I just,
00:44:08I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:09I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:10You got it, so.
00:44:11I also wanted to say that
00:44:15I think you did a great job today.
00:44:18I mean it,
00:44:18you kicked ass
00:44:19and I'm sorry that I was, uh,
00:44:21an asshole about it.
00:44:24Thanks.
00:44:30Okay, but, but what was
00:44:31the kiss cam thing?
00:44:32Seeing my best friend
00:44:34just suck my sister's face off,
00:44:36traumatized me.
00:44:37So I'm just wondering
00:44:38why you did that.
00:44:41Ron,
00:44:42I mean it's a kiss cam,
00:44:43it's a game.
00:44:44Everyone does it.
00:44:46A game?
00:44:47I just feel like it's kind of,
00:44:48I don't know, a dream.
00:44:49This is a guy that you've
00:44:50had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:51Well, it was him
00:44:53or it was Chad.
00:44:54So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:56That's fair.
00:44:57Chad sucks.
00:44:58Yeah.
00:44:59Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:01He's my best friend
00:45:02and I don't want things
00:45:02to be weird.
00:45:05They won't be.
00:45:08Okay.
00:45:09Thanks.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15What was that?
00:45:18Sorry.
00:45:19I got water in my nose.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:21I'm okay.
00:45:21Don't drown.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:22Okay?
00:45:23Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:24Okay.
00:45:26Bye.
00:45:26Bye.
00:45:33God, the alien was going to die.
00:45:37Good talk.
00:45:38Wait.
00:45:41I have to ask you something.
00:45:44I'm going to ask him out
00:45:45on a date.
00:45:46Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:47Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:49There's this
00:45:50like stupid event
00:45:52thing tomorrow.
00:45:53I was just
00:45:54wondering if you
00:45:55would want to go with me.
00:46:03Got plans, Allie.
00:46:07Okay.
00:46:08Yeah, whatever.
00:46:09I just...
00:46:23Rhett?
00:46:27I guess we have
00:46:28the same plans.
00:46:33Except his
00:46:34are with Rita,
00:46:35not me.
00:46:45Look.
00:46:46Charity case
00:46:47is running a charity sale.
00:46:48She's finally giving back.
00:46:49Did you know
00:46:50Allison hand-makes
00:46:51these little trinkets?
00:46:52It's giving kindergarten
00:46:53arts and crafts.
00:46:55I didn't know you two
00:46:56were coming together.
00:46:58I came by myself.
00:46:59Rhett was kind enough
00:47:00to help me
00:47:01with my family's donation.
00:47:03Daddy donated a little
00:47:04of his collection.
00:47:05Nothing major.
00:47:06Just some Birkin bags,
00:47:07some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:10Let's see what
00:47:10you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:14Huh.
00:47:15How much are you
00:47:16asking for this?
00:47:17$15.
00:47:18I made it myself.
00:47:20$15?
00:47:21For some plastic and twine?
00:47:23You don't have to buy it.
00:47:25It's ambitious.
00:47:26You know,
00:47:27I don't think
00:47:27it's ambitious enough.
00:47:29I'm going to take
00:47:30every single one
00:47:32of these bracelets.
00:47:36You want to say
00:47:37$500 a piece?
00:47:40Are you insane?
00:47:41You actually want
00:47:42this garbage.
00:47:43You know,
00:47:43I value the artist.
00:47:44That's just how expensive
00:47:45something looks.
00:47:46So, $500?
00:47:47What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:49She's nothing.
00:47:50No, you're nothing.
00:47:50Especially compared to her.
00:47:52How dare you compare me
00:47:53to this peasant?
00:47:56Why don't you
00:47:57get out of here?
00:47:58No, I'm serious.
00:47:59Don't come back
00:47:59to this table again.
00:48:04You know,
00:48:04I do think this stuff
00:48:05is pretty...
00:48:06What are you doing?
00:48:07What do you mean?
00:48:08You can't keep
00:48:08doing this to me.
00:48:10You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:11And then today you come
00:48:12and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:14You're distant with me
00:48:14one second
00:48:15and then you defend me
00:48:16the next.
00:48:17What do you want?
00:48:18I'm just trying to...
00:48:19No!
00:48:20Allison.
00:48:21Party at my place.
00:48:24Celebrating the big win.
00:48:25You coming?
00:48:27I don't know.
00:48:28You're not interested.
00:48:30She's a grown woman.
00:48:32She can speak for herself.
00:48:34So,
00:48:35what do you say?
00:48:37You're not going anywhere.
00:48:40And there goes
00:48:41the big brother act again.
00:48:43Who does he think he is
00:48:44toying with my feelings
00:48:45like this?
00:48:46You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:47Fine.
00:48:48Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:49No, yeah.
00:48:51Sounds fun.
00:48:55I'll be there.
00:49:04There she is,
00:49:06my guest of honor.
00:49:08Damn, Allison,
00:49:09you look sexy.
00:49:11Oh.
00:49:12Thanks.
00:49:16It's a cool party.
00:49:18Yeah, you know,
00:49:18I threw this whole thing
00:49:19just for you.
00:49:21Really?
00:49:21For me?
00:49:23Why did you do that?
00:49:24You're single.
00:49:25I'm single.
00:49:26You need another reason?
00:49:29So, what's the deal
00:49:30with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:32No deal.
00:49:33There's nothing
00:49:34happening between us.
00:49:35He's just a friend
00:49:37of a friend
00:49:37of my brother, so...
00:49:40Is his loss
00:49:41my gain?
00:49:44Hey, you picked
00:49:45the wrong guy
00:49:46to kiss on the cam,
00:49:47Allison.
00:49:49Let's fix that.
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:55No, why not?
00:49:56There's nothing
00:49:56between me and Brett,
00:49:57obviously.
00:49:58Maybe I should
00:49:59just move on.
00:50:00You haven't played
00:50:00the Pocky Challenge?
00:50:01No.
00:50:02What's that?
00:50:03We each bite
00:50:04from one end
00:50:04until one of us
00:50:06chickens out.
00:50:22damn it.
00:50:23Why am I thinking
00:50:24about him
00:50:24at a time like this?
00:50:26Come on, Allison.
00:50:27You're already here.
00:50:38Fine.
00:50:40But I play to win.
00:50:46Pocky game.
00:50:47Check it out.
00:50:48Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:03Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:05Game's over.
00:51:06Let's go.
00:51:07Excuse me.
00:51:08What are you doing?
00:51:08Get off of me.
00:51:09What do you think
00:51:10you're doing?
00:51:10You're ruining my night.
00:51:12Do you think I care
00:51:12that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:13What do you think
00:51:13Ron would think
00:51:14if he knew you were happy?
00:51:14Don't care.
00:51:15How about you
00:51:16elect your someone
00:51:16who gives a fuck?
00:51:17Come on.
00:51:18Okay?
00:51:18No more of these
00:51:18stupid games.
00:51:19You don't have to
00:51:19play this shit.
00:51:20Let's go.
00:51:20Let's go.
00:51:21I don't have to
00:51:21play these stupid games.
00:51:23I'm playing them
00:51:23because I want to.
00:51:26Get the fuck
00:51:27away from me.
00:51:37Oh my god.
00:51:39Oh shit.
00:51:55Oh my god.
00:52:01Is she okay?
00:52:06Look at me.
00:52:07Look at me.
00:52:08Look at me.
00:52:09You okay?
00:52:10I can't.
00:52:11I can't.
00:52:14Just try to breathe.
00:52:15All right.
00:52:15Hey.
00:52:19I'm going to be okay.
00:52:20All right.
00:52:21Let's get you.
00:52:22Hey.
00:52:23Let's get you.
00:52:27Okay.
00:52:28Okay.
00:52:30Get out of my way.
00:52:31Move.
00:52:31Move.
00:52:34Just put me down,
00:52:35Fred.
00:52:35All right, let me go.
00:52:35Put you down.
00:52:36Hurry.
00:52:37You know,
00:52:37you could have died.
00:52:39And Chad,
00:52:40I mean,
00:52:41my god,
00:52:41you have no business
00:52:42being around that guy,
00:52:43let alone being this close
00:52:44to kissing him, huh?
00:52:45Anybody with half a brain cell
00:52:46realize he's a total
00:52:47fucking douche bagger,
00:52:48right?
00:52:48That's not fair.
00:52:50What's not fair?
00:52:52What's not fair?
00:52:53What am I not understanding?
00:52:54Huh?
00:52:54What don't I understand?
00:52:55That I don't know
00:52:56how this works.
00:52:57Okay?
00:52:58I'm sorry.
00:52:58I'm figuring it out.
00:53:00I don't know
00:53:00how guys work
00:53:01all the time.
00:53:11You know what?
00:53:12I jumped in the pool,
00:53:13I saved your life,
00:53:14and now what?
00:53:14I'm an asshole?
00:53:15How am I worse?
00:53:16You're worse
00:53:17because you saved me
00:53:19when I was drowning.
00:53:20Yeah.
00:53:20Because you gave me
00:53:21your uniform
00:53:22when mine was ruined.
00:53:24Because you caught me
00:53:25when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:27Because you drove me
00:53:27to school
00:53:28when I was late.
00:53:29Yeah, I know.
00:53:29I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:33You know,
00:53:34I don't understand.
00:53:37You made me fall
00:53:38in love with you.
00:53:41That's the worst thing.
00:53:43Don't say that.
00:53:44I did.
00:53:44No, no.
00:53:45I fell in love with you.
00:53:45I'm in love with you.
00:53:46Stop, stop.
00:53:47And you're my brother's
00:53:48best friend.
00:53:48I know that.
00:53:49I know.
00:53:50So then why do you
00:53:51keep swooping in
00:53:52and saving me
00:53:53like a hero
00:53:54and then pushing me away?
00:53:56Am I crazy?
00:53:58Do you not feel anything?
00:54:00Because you're playing
00:54:01with my feelings
00:54:02and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:04Okay?
00:54:06I want you
00:54:07to tell me
00:54:08to stop.
00:54:09Tell me that
00:54:10you don't want this.
00:54:11Tell me you want me
00:54:11to get away from you
00:54:12right now.
00:54:13I'm going to tell you
00:54:13to stop.
00:54:14I'm never going to
00:54:15tell you to stop.
00:54:22Fuck it.
00:54:38I've wanted to do that
00:54:38for so long.
00:54:48Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:49Every single time
00:54:50I saw you with him,
00:54:52I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:54that you've always been more to me
00:54:56than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:59Why didn't you say anything?
00:55:01I made a promise to run.
00:55:10I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:13I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:25Every morning
00:55:27and every night
00:55:30and every single time
00:55:32I close my eyes
00:55:34it's you that I see
00:55:37every time.
00:55:49I want you to take me
00:55:51right here
00:55:55right now.
00:56:09So what are we now?
00:56:15What do you want us to be?
00:56:19What do you want me to be?
00:56:22I want you to be mine.
00:56:26I think I already am.
00:56:31But what about Ron?
00:56:33He's going to kill you.
00:56:35You know, Ron loves you very much.
00:56:37He's very protective older brother
00:56:39but I think he'll come around
00:56:40when he sees
00:56:43how much I love you.
00:56:50I don't know.
00:56:51I think
00:56:53I think we should maybe
00:56:54keep it a secret.
00:56:56Just for now.
00:56:59I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:57:01I know.
00:57:04But it's just
00:57:05for a little
00:57:06until we find the right moment.
00:57:09Yeah.
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:11I don't know if you're aware.
00:57:14We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:31Thinking about you.
00:57:41Hi, Captain.
00:57:42When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:44I am currently stuck
00:57:46in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:47I'm two seconds away
00:57:48from ditching my car
00:57:49and just sprinting to you.
00:57:51Aw.
00:57:52Well, as much as I'd love
00:57:54to see you running to me,
00:57:56don't.
00:57:57My legs are killing me
00:57:58and
00:57:59I really like your car.
00:58:01Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:03He grabs me by the waist,
00:58:04hoisting me up,
00:58:05putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:06Brett, stop.
00:58:08Don't
00:58:09read my smut.
00:58:10I'm telling you,
00:58:11every single word
00:58:12that you've ever written
00:58:13is etched into my heart,
00:58:14into my soul.
00:58:16The trails kisses
00:58:17from my neck
00:58:17to my breasts,
00:58:19gently sucking
00:58:20and biting.
00:58:21Holy shit.
00:58:23That is literal trash,
00:58:24but why does it sound
00:58:25like Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:26when he says it?
00:58:28I feel so hot right now.
00:58:33Palms my center.
00:58:35slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:37Are you away, Allie?
00:58:38Fuck.
00:58:42Fuck.
00:58:47Oh, my God.
00:58:47Someone's coming.
00:58:48I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:50Bye.
00:58:50I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:11Hey, are you okay?
00:59:13You sounded sick.
00:59:14Do you need help?
00:59:14Mind your own business,
00:59:16Virgin Mary.
00:59:17You think just because
00:59:17Brett took a chance on you
00:59:18once,
00:59:19you're on my level now?
00:59:21I was just trying to help.
00:59:23Save it for someone
00:59:24who gives a damn.
00:59:28Shoot.
00:59:29I'm late.
00:59:31I'm late.
00:59:34I'm late.
00:59:35I'm late.
00:59:49Brett.
00:59:51That's Allison's.
00:59:52Uh,
00:59:53I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:55If I'd known it was
00:59:55your little girlfriends,
00:59:56I never would have touched it.
01:00:14Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:17Hey.
01:00:18Hey.
01:00:19You found my bag.
01:00:19I was looking for that.
01:00:21No problem.
01:00:25Attention,
01:00:26all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:28It has been brought to our attention
01:00:30that apparently someone on this squad
01:00:32is using illegal drugs.
01:00:34I strongly suggest
01:00:35whoever's responsible
01:00:36to come forward now
01:00:37otherwise
01:00:38will be forced
01:00:39to contact
01:00:40the campus police
01:00:41for a thorough search.
01:00:43Well,
01:00:44I think we all know someone
01:00:45who would do anything
01:00:46to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:48Right?
01:00:49I'm sorry,
01:00:49but I just saw you
01:00:50throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:51like ten minutes ago.
01:00:52Excuse me.
01:00:52I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:54Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:56And I asked you
01:00:56if you were a-
01:00:57Look at this.
01:00:58This is perfection.
01:00:59It's every girl's dream.
01:01:00I don't need shortcuts.
01:01:02And we all know someone
01:01:03who could lose a little weight.
01:01:04I mean, after all,
01:01:05who came in with
01:01:05zero athletic ability
01:01:07and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:09Search me.
01:01:10I have nothing to hide.
01:01:15Your turn, Scott.
01:01:17Sure, but I-
01:01:19Rita!
01:01:21Jackpot.
01:01:23Well, well, well.
01:01:24Look who needs drugs
01:01:26to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:27I knew it.
01:01:28No one gets that good
01:01:30that quick
01:01:31without cheating.
01:01:32Allison,
01:01:33performance-enhancing substances
01:01:35are grounds
01:01:36for immediate dismissal
01:01:37of the squad.
01:01:37Coach, I promise you
01:01:38I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:40Those aren't mine.
01:01:41Right.
01:01:42A cheater and a liar.
01:01:45Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:46I've never seen those.
01:01:48I don't know what they are.
01:01:49I'm lying.
01:01:50It's the only way
01:01:51a cow like her
01:01:52could ever compete with us.
01:01:53They're mine.
01:01:54Yeah, those are actually
01:01:55my vitamins.
01:01:58Did you forget?
01:01:58I asked you to hold on
01:01:59to my vitamins this morning.
01:02:00Oh.
01:02:01Yeah, sorry.
01:02:01I should have labeled them
01:02:03or something.
01:02:03He's right.
01:02:04They're just vitamins.
01:02:05No, they aren't.
01:02:06Uh, Miss Russo,
01:02:07how is it
01:02:08that you come to possess
01:02:09such extensive knowledge
01:02:11of these banned substances?
01:02:12I just...
01:02:15They look suspicious.
01:02:16Well, we were just
01:02:17worried about
01:02:18the integrity of the team.
01:02:20Yeah, we wanted to make sure
01:02:21everything was legitimate.
01:02:22That's enough.
01:02:23All I see here
01:02:24are three bullies
01:02:25trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:27Rita,
01:02:27you are stripped
01:02:28of captaincy
01:02:29effective immediately.
01:02:31What?
01:02:31You can't do that.
01:02:33Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:35Nobody else knows
01:02:35the whole routine.
01:02:36I mean, I know it.
01:02:37Yeah, every count,
01:02:38every formation,
01:02:39I could step up and do it.
01:02:42You little bitch.
01:02:43You think you can just
01:02:44walk in here
01:02:44and steal everything from me?
01:02:46That's enough, Rita.
01:02:47My decision is final.
01:02:53Listen up.
01:02:53When it's Allison's turn
01:02:54for the basket toss,
01:02:55you're gonna have
01:02:56a little timing issue.
01:02:57You want us to drop her?
01:02:59She could get seriously hurt.
01:03:00That's the point.
01:03:02Accidents happen
01:03:03all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:04So tragic.
01:03:05I can't do that.
01:03:06Coach will kill me.
01:03:08Fine.
01:03:08And say goodbye
01:03:09to those little supplements
01:03:10that keep you fitting
01:03:10in your uniforms.
01:03:12I know everything, girls.
01:03:14Every dirty little secret.
01:03:16Do exactly as I say
01:03:17or you're gone.
01:03:18Your call.
01:03:19And make sure
01:03:20she falls hard enough
01:03:21she never gets back up.
01:03:29Very sweet.
01:03:32What happened back there?
01:03:33How did you know
01:03:34that Rita put those vitamins
01:03:35in my purse?
01:03:36I saw Rita putting something
01:03:38in your bag
01:03:39so I swapped it out.
01:03:42I knew it.
01:03:43I knew she was up to something.
01:03:44You know I heard her
01:03:45in the bathroom
01:03:46like ten minutes before.
01:03:47Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:50It was when we were
01:03:53when we were
01:03:54having
01:03:58bone sex.
01:04:00So she's the one
01:04:01who interrupted
01:04:01my grand finale.
01:04:03Allison, do you have any idea
01:04:04how hard it was to stop?
01:04:07Hey, do you
01:04:09do you think I'm fat?
01:04:11Seriously,
01:04:11go put that garbage
01:04:12in your head.
01:04:13I don't want you
01:04:14to say anything like that again.
01:04:15I mean, I'm being serious though.
01:04:16I'm being serious too.
01:04:17Allison,
01:04:19perfect is who you are.
01:04:20Yeah.
01:04:22I'll always be there
01:04:24to catch you on your phone.
01:04:27Always.
01:04:30All right.
01:04:32On the count,
01:04:32you both perform
01:04:33an elevated prep.
01:04:35Rita, you're up first,
01:04:36then Allison.
01:04:49Okay, Allison.
01:04:51Hey, great job, you guys.
01:04:53You killed it.
01:05:16Hey, I told you to catch you.
01:05:21Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:26I guess that makes me
01:05:27like a bag of tree wheat
01:05:28or something, huh?
01:05:30Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:31You bailed on the stunt
01:05:32so you could dry hump
01:05:33the football captain?
01:05:34Are you kidding me?
01:05:35They almost dropped me.
01:05:37I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:38I could have died.
01:05:39That would have been
01:05:39the best news of my life.
01:05:41Rita,
01:05:41that is a disgusting
01:05:42thing to say.
01:05:43Leave the gym
01:05:45and think very carefully
01:05:46about your future
01:05:47on this team.
01:05:49Oh, Brett.
01:05:52Oh, my gosh.
01:05:53I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:55I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:56All right, everyone.
01:05:57In light of performances
01:05:59and character,
01:06:01I am so proud to announce
01:06:02Allison Scott
01:06:04as the new captain.
01:06:08Wow.
01:06:10Congratulations,
01:06:11Captain Scott.
01:06:12I'm proud of you.
01:06:12You want to show me
01:06:14just how proud you are?
01:06:18And that's game.
01:06:19State loses 21-35.
01:06:23Allie.
01:06:25Look, I know.
01:06:26It's not what you wanted.
01:06:26It's okay.
01:06:27Because you did good.
01:06:28That's all that matters.
01:06:29Thanks, bro.
01:06:30I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:31I'll be right back.
01:06:31Ew.
01:06:33Don't ever touch me again,
01:06:34weirdo.
01:06:35Yo.
01:06:36Allison.
01:06:36She is.
01:06:37Looking good, baby.
01:06:39Y'all do private shows.
01:06:40You know,
01:06:41something with a little extra
01:06:42bump and grind?
01:06:44You're so gross.
01:06:46Yo, what the hell?
01:06:47Are you serious?
01:06:49What?
01:06:49What's going on?
01:06:50I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:51No, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:53You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:54I'm in your dreams.
01:06:56How about you spend more time
01:06:57training on the field
01:06:58so that what happens today
01:06:59never happens again?
01:07:01You think you're so fucking special?
01:07:04Why?
01:07:05You know, everyone knows
01:07:06how you got the captain's position.
01:07:07How?
01:07:08By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:10I mean, that must be how you got out there,
01:07:12considering how much you suck
01:07:14while you play.
01:07:15You shameless whore.
01:07:17Hey!
01:07:18I'm one of them.
01:07:20I do.
01:07:21You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:23She's a public boss.
01:07:25Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:28Hey!
01:07:29Hey!
01:07:29Hey, fuck face.
01:07:31You keep my sister's name
01:07:32out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:36Hey!
01:07:37Hey, that's enough!
01:07:39What's going on here?
01:07:41I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:42Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:44You're gonna hit her?
01:07:45Get my office now!
01:07:47You!
01:07:48With me!
01:07:49This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:50Let's...
01:07:51We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:54All right.
01:07:55Just here you are.
01:08:00It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:08:03You could have broken your hand.
01:08:05Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:07Never let anybody get a bit
01:08:08of cheating like that.
01:08:10Shut up.
01:08:16You know, I could kind of get used to this,
01:08:18having, uh...
01:08:19Nurse Allison around.
01:08:21Take care of me.
01:08:22Help me out.
01:08:24Yo, guys.
01:08:24304.
01:08:25I think it's this one.
01:08:26Let's go see the hero.
01:08:27Oh, shit.
01:08:28No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:30They can't see us like this.
01:08:32I won't let him.
01:08:33Let's tell him.
01:08:35Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:36In front of...
01:08:36the entire team.
01:08:39Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:41What do you want to do?
01:08:43Let's hide.
01:08:44Yeah.
01:08:49Brett!
01:08:51Brett, you in there?
01:08:52Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:54God, you have no idea
01:08:57how crazy you drive me.
01:08:59You know, every single time I see you,
01:09:01all I can think about is, uh...
01:09:05doing this.
01:09:07You need a hand, man?
01:09:09No, I got everything I need, uh...
01:09:12right here.
01:09:18You gotta be quiet.
01:09:21Let's see what I know it is.
01:09:24Brett, stop jerking off
01:09:26and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:27Hey, you know what?
01:09:28It, uh, takes me a very long time,
01:09:30assholes.
01:09:41I feel what you do to me.
01:09:43I feel what you do to me.
01:09:45It's kinda hard to miss.
01:09:47Yeah.
01:09:49100.
01:09:51Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:53We got your food.
01:09:53It's gonna get cold.
01:09:54You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:55I can help you.
01:09:56Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:58I'm gonna be a little while.
01:10:00All right, let's just give him some space.
01:10:01Enjoy your blue balls.
01:10:02Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:10:04You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:07I think I've earned some, uh...
01:10:10Allison physical therapy time,
01:10:12if you know what I mean.
01:10:13You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:16You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:31Are you gonna help me?
01:10:37No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:56Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:59I've heard the half-time show's gonna break the internet.
01:11:02Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:03Sick.
01:11:04Ladies and gentlemen,
01:11:06let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:11:09Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:13I will end you.
01:11:15Leave it.
01:11:17Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:19You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:21Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:24She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:27And her dealer?
01:11:28Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:31Brett Harrison.
01:11:36That's not true.
01:11:38You know what?
01:11:39I don't care.
01:11:40Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:42She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:45Just ask them yourself.
01:11:46Oh, really?
01:11:47Let's ask the SWAT, then.
01:11:52Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:55He said he had good stuff.
01:11:58But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:12:01You know, that's bullshit.
01:12:03I have proof.
01:12:06I know real doctors.
01:12:08I've got pills.
01:12:10Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:12Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:17This is insane, okay?
01:12:19I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:21Oh, sweetie.
01:12:22It's all coming out now.
01:12:23I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:26We trusted you.
01:12:27Cheater!
01:12:30Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:33Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:35She's using you.
01:12:36For the clout?
01:12:37For the status?
01:12:38Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:40Nobody.
01:12:41A total bottom feeder.
01:12:43Rita, you know what?
01:12:43You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:45How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:47And what'd you do to it?
01:12:47You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:49Boo!
01:12:51Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:54Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:55This is my sister, okay?
01:12:56She would never do something like this.
01:12:59And here come the pretzels.
01:13:02All right, that's enough.
01:13:03That's enough.
01:13:04Now, in light of these significant allegations, as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:10I have no choice.
01:13:12Allison Scott, you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:16Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:21Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:24Hold on.
01:13:25Hold it.
01:13:26If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:29I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy the right way.
01:13:32No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:36You'd really help us?
01:13:37Absolutely.
01:13:38Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's savior spells ever again.
01:13:41So, what's the catch?
01:13:43We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:45This video, this is the real conversation, not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:52Not for the drugs.
01:13:54These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:55They're vitamins.
01:13:56You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:59You want to check these out, principal?
01:14:04He's right.
01:14:05These are common supplements.
01:14:07Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:13She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply.
01:14:15And she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:18Now, everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:22Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only.
01:14:24Because she was a threat.
01:14:25She's threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:29And it's horrible.
01:14:30Because Allison, she's a beautiful person.
01:14:32And she would never do anything like this.
01:14:35And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:39That's not true.
01:14:39He's lying.
01:14:40She's the one who's been drugging the team.
01:14:43Lock her up!
01:14:45Lock her up!
01:14:46Lock her up!
01:14:47Lock her up!
01:14:48You fucking bitch!
01:14:49You ruined my life!
01:14:51You ruined it yourself.
01:15:04Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:07You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:10Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:14Nothing but a little...
01:15:15Shut up, dude.
01:15:16Shut up.
01:15:17What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:18I don't have to do anything.
01:15:20You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:22Mr. Williams!
01:15:26Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various
01:15:32female students.
01:15:33As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:36What?
01:15:37No!
01:15:38My father...
01:15:39Your father may have his name on the library, but I assure you, his money will not buy you
01:15:44immunity.
01:15:44You can take him away.
01:15:46Artie's over.
01:15:47Let go.
01:15:47No!
01:15:48I'll throw you off!
01:15:49This isn't over!
01:15:52And as for you, Miss Scott, on behalf of the entire administration, I would like to apologize
01:15:59to you for everything that you've had to endure.
01:16:02And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:08You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:13Thank you, Principal.
01:16:15All right, everyone.
01:16:16Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:18I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:19But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:22So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:24Woo!
01:16:26Win!
01:16:26happy party rally!
01:16:37Woo!
01:16:38Yeah!
01:16:40State University wins it all!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:45Yeah!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:50Woo!
01:16:51Woo!
01:16:52Woo!
01:16:55Woo!
01:16:55Against him!
01:16:58Kiss!
01:16:59Kiss!
01:17:00Kiss!
01:17:01Kiss!
01:17:01Kiss!
01:17:03Kiss!
01:17:03Kiss!
01:17:04Kiss!
01:17:05KISS!
01:17:09Hey!
01:17:10Allison!
01:17:13The way I am not even surprised.
01:17:18Hey, you know what, uh...
01:17:20He's cool of it?
01:17:22I think he knew before we did.
01:17:25I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:26I love you too, quarterback.
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