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00:00:01Bolt.
00:00:02This experiment needs to be perfect.
00:00:06What you should be worried about, Denise, is who's taking you to prom.
00:00:09That's tomorrow night, just in case you forgot.
00:00:11Let me use this amulet to manifest the perfect man.
00:00:16Those crystals are ridiculous.
00:00:30Listen up, I got something to say.
00:00:32They work!
00:00:33Well, well.
00:00:34If it isn't dorky, Denise and her little science projects.
00:00:38Oh, make yourself useful, hold this.
00:00:43Nope.
00:00:44No, that wasn't it.
00:00:46All right here.
00:00:51Ah, got him again.
00:00:53It's too easy.
00:00:54Look, the pool's closed today, okay?
00:00:55So we gotta use the gym for some dry land drills.
00:00:57Tomorrow is swim team captain trials and I gotta be in tip-top shape.
00:01:00So?
00:01:01Can't get any of your nerd on me, you know what I mean?
00:01:03So? You two should make like a tree and get out of here.
00:01:07All muscle, no brains.
00:01:09What'd you say to him?
00:01:10Look, Billy, the science lab's leaking, so we need to be in here.
00:01:13Do I look like I care?
00:01:14Is that alien vomit?
00:01:17Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:01:18Don't touch that, it's a very delicate compound!
00:01:20Oh, it's so delicate!
00:01:21You're kidding, you should hand it over to me, my guy.
00:01:22Seriously, get your beautiful manly hands off of that.
00:01:25Well, now the gym is actually mine, Denise!
00:01:26No, it's my lab!
00:01:28Fine, have it!
00:01:30No!
00:01:50Oh my god, Denise!
00:01:52I told you you can't get any of your nerd on me. Oh, you're so gonna regret this. Hey, relax
00:01:57guys
00:01:58Mercury's in retrograde and it's making us act like a bunch of deranged flamingos. Fine
00:02:03But I'm gonna remember this. She's such a jerk. Oh, you such a jerk. Oh
00:02:08Bye Denise
00:02:10The only reason you make so much fun of her is because you were obviously in love with her
00:02:18Denise wait
00:02:21Bro, I got it all on my camera. No way
00:02:24Let's see. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is embarrassing. She's gonna probably be alone her entire life her
00:02:35and her
00:02:35950 cats. I was looking for you all day
00:02:39Okay, I'm effing humiliated
00:02:41No one likes me. That's not true Denise. I like you. You don't get it. I mean look at you
00:02:47You're handsome. You're cool. You've been at school for like six years
00:03:19Everyone likes you. It's been seven years
00:03:22Incoming!
00:03:26Incoming!
00:03:27Paris! Lights out!
00:03:30Denise
00:03:32I'm about to make all your wishes come true
00:03:34I wish I wasn't such a nerd
00:03:37I'm so glad I'm not a nerd
00:03:48I'm so glad I'm not a nerd
00:04:24Oh my god
00:04:26I'm so glad I'm so glad I got back and it's so funny
00:04:33Oh my God
00:04:33Well, I'm so sorry
00:04:34No, no, no, no.
00:04:36I SWAPED BODY'S MABILITY!
00:05:03I SWAPED BODY'S MABILITY!
00:05:08What the hell did you do to me?
00:05:10Me?
00:05:10I didn't do anything.
00:05:11In fact, I think that this is all your fault.
00:05:14You need to change me back right now.
00:05:16I don't think I can live the rest of my life with these things.
00:05:19Okay, what did you...
00:05:21Where did you even dig up those heels?
00:05:23Those are my grandma's.
00:05:24I think they're cute.
00:05:26Cute?
00:05:27They're so tall.
00:05:28I've never worn those a day in my life.
00:05:30If I want to go to the beach naked, it's my life.
00:05:33100%.
00:05:33What are you doing, Tracy?
00:05:35Billy!
00:05:36Hey, babe.
00:05:40Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?
00:05:42Maybe a kiss will bring you back to your senses.
00:05:48Hold that thought.
00:05:50We need to talk.
00:05:51Like, right now.
00:05:58Did my own boyfriend just refuse to kiss me?
00:06:00He's always such a horndog.
00:06:01Maybe he got neutered.
00:06:06You're changing us back right now!
00:06:08Okay, don't panic.
00:06:09It's obviously just an electrical transference of quantum...
00:06:11No!
00:06:11God, speak English!
00:06:13Okay, something obviously happened that slammed us out of our bodies and into each other's.
00:06:16Okay, so we need to slam ourselves back together.
00:06:19Hypothetically speaking, yes.
00:06:20But how?
00:06:20Like this.
00:06:21Oh God.
00:06:26Oh no!
00:06:28Oh no!
00:06:28Go!
00:06:29Fire!
00:06:30Fire!
00:06:31Fire!
00:06:32Fire!
00:06:33Fire Billy!
00:06:34Fire!
00:06:34Go!
00:06:34Go!
00:06:37Go!
00:06:39Ah! Ah! The door's locked! Oh my god, we're gonna die in here!
00:06:45Oh my god, stop being such a drama queen! It's literally just the trauma!
00:06:48It's not! It's gonna burn the whole school down! We're gonna die in here! Oh my god, no!
00:06:59Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no!
00:07:08This is unbelievable! Mr. Miller, Ms. Weiner, my office, now!
00:07:25Pepsi.
00:07:36I've heard about the trouble you two been causing for the last few days.
00:07:39It's his fault! It's her fault!
00:07:41Excuse me? Nothing.
00:07:44Now, since you two single-handedly destroyed the prom, you're gonna redecorate it.
00:07:49I hate the prom.
00:07:50And decorating's, like, girl stuff.
00:07:53Which I love to do, because I am a girl.
00:07:57If you two don't do as I say and spend all day long fixing the prom, you will be expelled.
00:08:02I can't do that today, okay? I have a science test that's worth half of my grade.
00:08:06And I have swim trials after school to find out who becomes swim team captain.
00:08:09I mean, Denise does.
00:08:11I don't know what's wrong with you two, and I really don't care.
00:08:14But if I see you separated for anything other than class and to fix the prom, you are out of
00:08:19my school.
00:08:20Got it?
00:08:24I asked you two a question!
00:08:27Yes. Yes, Principal Rainmaker.
00:08:29Good. Now shake hands for the start of a beautiful new relationship.
00:08:41Shake hands!
00:08:44Now get out of my office!
00:08:46Now!
00:08:54Okay.
00:08:55Shut up.
00:09:04You did this on purpose!
00:09:05You just know I'm uber popular, and you're so uncool!
00:09:09Oh, well, if I had the power to do that, then I would use it for something better than you!
00:09:13You need to put us back together.
00:09:14Oh my god, you're right.
00:09:17We need glue.
00:09:19We need glue!
00:09:24Okay.
00:09:25Um, yeah, no, not that type of glue.
00:09:27I'm talking about a quantum glue.
00:09:28A transference of matter that'll generate a...
00:09:31Okay.
00:09:31Stop speaking nerd on ease.
00:09:33Um...
00:09:34If we were to hug, then our brains might release oxytocin, which is the bonding chemical, and that could reset
00:09:40our energy fields.
00:09:41You want me to hug you?
00:09:42For scientific purposes only. Don't get too excited.
00:09:45I'm sure you're the excited one. I know you've always had a crush on me.
00:09:48Okay, no, I've actually never had a crush on you.
00:09:51But I totally do have a crush on him, I just can't let him find out.
00:09:58Okay, don't make it weird.
00:10:00Come here.
00:10:00Come here, bro.
00:10:01I'm gonna, I'm gonna approach.
00:10:03Okay, just don't touch it, it's sensitive.
00:10:04And I'm gonna, I'm gonna go...
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:05Okay, nice.
00:10:06Okay.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:26Oh, clearly he's excited. And it's called a dick. I'd like to have it back, please.
00:10:30Oh, you think I like being stuck with this thing between my legs? How do you make it go down?
00:10:35Think of dead puppies. Or Miss Chadwick, the English teacher, naked.
00:10:38Oh, oh, ew.
00:10:41See?
00:10:42Me?
00:10:43Now, don't you have one of those, like, science experiments that you can change us back?
00:10:46Swim trials are today, and promise tonight, and my girlfriend is counting on me to show up as me!
00:10:50Okay, stop yelling at me!
00:10:51Who else am I supposed to yell at, idiot?!
00:10:53I don't know, not me!
00:10:54Oh!
00:10:56Oh!
00:10:58Ah!
00:11:00Ah!
00:11:00Ah!
00:11:03Ah!
00:11:03Oh!
00:11:05I...
00:11:06You hit me!
00:11:07I did.
00:11:08And I'm a girl!
00:11:10I'm sorry.
00:11:10Can I...
00:11:11You look okay.
00:11:13Now who's the bully?
00:11:15Okay.
00:11:16I'm sorry.
00:11:18Let's just move on from this, okay?
00:11:19We can worry about trying to swap our bodies back after we finish decorating for the prom.
00:11:24Seriously, I...
00:11:25I cannot be expelled.
00:11:27Fine.
00:11:28Well, just start with the palm trees.
00:11:32Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Excuse me.
00:11:41Okay.
00:11:44Palm trees.
00:11:51Hey.
00:11:52What are you doing?
00:11:53Why are you painting it before I've even cut it out?
00:11:55Because it's a palm tree, so we need to paint it first, then we cut it out.
00:11:57Well, that wasn't clear.
00:11:58Oh, well, you weren't clear.
00:11:59Why am I getting so much backlash?
00:12:00Why are you offended by everything?!
00:12:02I just want clear direction!
00:12:08Is that clear enough for you?
00:12:15Crystal.
00:12:15Six?
00:12:21I can't imagine.
00:12:23But I'm not sure.
00:12:25Okay.
00:12:26It's good.
00:12:26It's okay.
00:12:27I don't get it.
00:12:29I don't know what the hell is!
00:12:31I can't imagine!
00:12:32Young?
00:12:34Yes!
00:12:34It's okay.
00:12:35It's okay.
00:12:35Can't imagine.
00:12:38Hey, let's see!
00:12:40Jack.
00:12:41You're not too close.
00:12:41You're not too close.
00:12:42It's okay.
00:12:42I'm too close.
00:12:44I'm too close.
00:12:45Oh no! It's my favorite jersey! Take it off so we can walk it!
00:13:01Enough! Enough! No more games.
00:13:04We gotta...
00:13:06Okay, we gotta finish this up before we get a spill.
00:13:10Be careful, it's a little slip.
00:13:30You know that chemical reaction you said we need to change back?
00:13:35Maybe it had to be something stronger than a hug.
00:13:39What's stronger than a hug?
00:13:41A kiss.
00:13:43You wanna kiss me?
00:13:44If it'll change us back, it's worth a try.
00:13:48Yeah, I guess that theorem checks out.
00:13:51Okay, so we'll kiss.
00:13:54Ready?
00:13:56Ready.
00:13:58Set?
00:13:59Set.
00:14:01Set.
00:14:04Set.
00:14:06Set.
00:14:12Set.
00:14:16Set.
00:14:19Set.
00:14:23Set.
00:14:48It's not what you think.
00:14:48Set.
00:14:50Set.
00:14:57Set.
00:14:59Set.
00:14:59Shoot.
00:15:05Honey, wait!
00:15:06Don't touch me, you nerd nightmare.
00:15:09Honey, please, this is a huge mistake.
00:15:10Why do you keep calling me honey?
00:15:12Hey, pause off me and drop my head.
00:15:15Say, I'm a whore for homework.
00:15:18Vixen, please, just hear me out.
00:15:22Vixen!
00:15:24Vixen, stop.
00:15:25Vixen, stop.
00:15:28Stop.
00:15:30You've done enough damage already.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34How does it feel to be the nerd?
00:15:39So, you're not into Denise?
00:15:41Get real, Vixen.
00:15:44Do you really think that I would cheat on you with her?
00:15:47Philly, I knew you used to love me.
00:15:49I'll still go to film with you.
00:15:50No.
00:15:52What?
00:15:53Is my makeup smeared?
00:15:54I know you hate it when I'm not perfect.
00:16:02You know what, Billy?
00:16:04You have bossed everyone around for years.
00:16:08Now you get to know what it's like to be on the other side.
00:16:10You can't just leave me here.
00:16:11We were ordered to work together.
00:16:12Yeah, you had no problem leaving me.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17Maybe now you'll appreciate me a little more.
00:16:20No.
00:16:23Just, just, just walk.
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:33Billy, it turns me on when you put other girls in their place.
00:16:36Oh, wow.
00:16:37That's cool.
00:16:38Um, hey.
00:16:40Why don't we go to class?
00:16:42Shh.
00:16:43Not until.
00:16:45I think...
00:16:48I really don't think a thank you is necessary, but...
00:16:51Okay.
00:16:52Ah, here.
00:16:53And you're gonna go right there.
00:16:55Um...
00:16:56What?
00:16:56What's wrong with you, Billy?
00:16:57Don't be scared.
00:16:58I just...
00:16:59Don't feel myself.
00:17:00What's up, brother?
00:17:01Why is it not up?
00:17:08I...
00:17:10I...
00:17:10I...
00:17:11I...
00:17:11I...
00:17:12I...
00:17:12I...
00:17:12I...
00:17:12I have to...
00:17:13Fly my kite.
00:17:17What?
00:17:17I'm gonna be back.
00:17:19What is wrong with you?
00:17:23Why is he running like a girl?
00:17:25Move!
00:17:27Loser.
00:17:32Oh, my.
00:17:33Oh!
00:17:33Oh, God!
00:17:35Oh, excuse me.
00:17:36Sorry.
00:17:37Stupid button.
00:17:38Excuse me.
00:17:38Excuse me.
00:17:39Sorry.
00:17:40I need your help.
00:17:41Please.
00:17:42Help with what?
00:17:43Beating up freshmen?
00:17:44Bullying's so pre-pandemic, Billy.
00:17:45No, Billy and I have to decorate for the prom or I'm gonna get expelled!
00:17:48But you are, Billy.
00:17:49No.
00:17:50No, no, no.
00:17:51I'm Denise.
00:17:52I'm your best friend!
00:17:53Oh, please.
00:17:55I'm serious!
00:17:56Billy and I...
00:17:58We swapped bodies last night.
00:18:03Billy, I was willing to listen to you.
00:18:05But instead you come to me lying with this ridiculous story!
00:18:14I'm being foolish!
00:18:17Okay, Vixen literally just tried to make out with me.
00:18:19I've only been a guy for like two hours and I'm already a complete and total slut.
00:18:23Of course Vixen tried to make out with you.
00:18:25She's your girlfriend.
00:18:27Remember?
00:18:27But you're not listening to me, okay?
00:18:29I still can't believe I woke up with this thing between my legs!
00:18:34Oh, in all seriousness though, like how do you pee without accidentally hosing yourself in the face?
00:18:37Because I cannot figure it out.
00:18:39You look early to be talking about penile control with you, okay?
00:18:41Okay, look, look, look, look, look.
00:18:43Okay, maybe, maybe.
00:18:45If I just show you it, like you can help me figure this thing out because I do not know
00:18:48how it works.
00:18:48Oh my God!
00:18:49Oh my God!
00:18:53Don't have any other pudding.
00:18:55It's bad.
00:18:57So...
00:18:58Are you kidding me?
00:18:59Bull!
00:19:00God!
00:19:01Sorry!
00:19:03Why would you hit me?
00:19:04Nice try.
00:19:06But I'm not falling for the look at your drunk prank you pulled on me in eighth grade.
00:19:10What?
00:19:11I didn't know that Billy bullied you?
00:19:15Stop pretending you're Denise.
00:19:19Actually, he's not pretending.
00:19:21Or...
00:19:22She's not pretending.
00:19:24And...
00:19:25Yes, you're right.
00:19:27I did bully you.
00:19:28A lot, actually.
00:19:30And I'm sorry.
00:19:31Wait, wait, what?
00:19:32It's all true.
00:19:33We swapped bodies.
00:19:35And this happened last night.
00:19:36When I woke up, I had these!
00:19:40This is Bishan.
00:19:41I mean, oh my God.
00:19:42Like, I knew I had sick powers, but I didn't know I could do something like this.
00:19:44This is so badass.
00:19:45This is...
00:19:45This is epic.
00:19:46This is...
00:19:47Wait, I did...
00:19:48I did what?
00:19:52Whoa!
00:19:53Look up, buddy.
00:19:54Easy, buddy.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:56Oh my God.
00:19:57Maybe he has, like, low blood sugar or something.
00:19:59Should we get him a cookie?
00:20:00Juice is better.
00:20:01Juice is better.
00:20:04Excuse me.
00:20:04Borrowing that.
00:20:05Oh my God.
00:20:06I got your juice.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:08Here comes the juice.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:11There it is.
00:20:12You got your juice.
00:20:13I'm not a diabetic.
00:20:14I'm just in shock, you weirdos.
00:20:17Bolt, what did you mean by, oh no, what did I do?
00:20:21I maybe made a little wish upon a star.
00:20:24And, uh, this amulet.
00:20:31What kind of wish?
00:20:35A wish that would help all Denise's wishes come true.
00:20:37If you don't unwish this wish right now, I am going to rearrange your face!
00:20:43We are serious, Bolt.
00:20:45We are serious, Bolt.
00:20:46Okay?
00:20:46You're our only hope here.
00:20:48I mean, this is crazy.
00:20:49I'm like the real Harry Potter just with abs.
00:20:52Magic isn't real.
00:20:53How dare you?
00:20:53Science was actually mistaken for magic for, like, centuries, so, um, yeah, actually it
00:20:58is a possibility.
00:20:59Damn right it is.
00:21:00You know what?
00:21:00I can fix this.
00:21:01I can fix this.
00:21:02We just need ingredients.
00:21:04Ugh!
00:21:05He's serious, isn't he?
00:21:07You got a better idea?
00:21:09Let's go.
00:21:12I'm gonna need a silver fork for focus.
00:21:14There he is.
00:21:15Uh, hot sauce for pancakes.
00:21:16Did he say hot dog?
00:21:20Oatmeal for balance.
00:21:22And, uh, pancakes.
00:21:23He said how many pancakes?
00:21:24We need pancakes for protection.
00:21:27Huh?
00:21:28Alright, hold on, you two.
00:21:29Cause I'm about to put you back where you truly belong.
00:21:31Hot dog-ists, pancake-ists, ketchup-ists, mustard-ists, sugar, we're going down, down, down.
00:21:38By the power of carbs and chaos, return these souls to their natural vessels.
00:21:44It's working!
00:21:46How the fuck did I know?
00:21:50It's working!
00:21:52I'm doing magic!
00:21:54It's working!
00:22:07This doesn't look like decorating to me.
00:22:09You have ten seconds to explain yourself, or this will be your last thing at High to High.
00:22:14Principal Raymaker, it's a total misunderstanding.
00:22:16Bo, I didn't know you'd be here.
00:22:18Well, I am.
00:22:19And I'm a sorcerer.
00:22:20You see all the wind I created?
00:22:22First off, you don't lost your rabid-ass mind.
00:22:25Get off my table!
00:22:26And the ventilation system is being reinstalled.
00:22:28That is the A.C.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:31So, I can't do magic?
00:22:33Principal Raymaker, um, we actually were decorating for prom.
00:22:38We, we just expanded our team to include Bolt.
00:22:41Bolt for his, uh, his styling expertise, of course.
00:22:47Delegation.
00:22:48Mm-hmm.
00:22:49Good.
00:22:49Keep it up.
00:22:52Or else.
00:22:58So that spell you did was fake?
00:23:00I swear, I thought it was working.
00:23:01I mean, maybe we shouldn't use culinary products next time.
00:23:04Okay.
00:23:05Bolt?
00:23:06You have to switch us back.
00:23:09Uh-oh.
00:23:11Uh-oh.
00:23:12What do you mean, uh-oh?
00:23:13I feel something weird.
00:23:14Down here.
00:23:16Oh, no.
00:23:17Oh, no.
00:23:18Billy.
00:23:18I think-
00:23:19Oh, no!
00:23:20I think I'm about to have my-
00:23:22I'm about to have your technically mine, but it's in your-
00:23:24I'm about to have-
00:23:25Oh, my God.
00:23:26No!
00:23:28Welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman.
00:23:36Okay, relax.
00:23:37Relax.
00:23:38It's not my time of the month, so you probably just have to pee.
00:23:41I haven't done that yet.
00:23:43You haven't peed all day?
00:23:44I wanted to be respectful and not look at you down there.
00:23:47Oh, well, that's kind of sweet.
00:23:50Um, well, there's a bathroom down the hall that you can use if you want to.
00:23:54Um, I would go.
00:23:55And we'll meet up after class.
00:23:57Ugh.
00:23:57All the sitting down.
00:23:59How do you girls do it?
00:24:03I'd be sitting down sometimes.
00:24:05Ooh.
00:24:15Well, wow.
00:24:16Look who it is.
00:24:17A piece of shit coming in to take a shit.
00:24:19Sorry to bother you.
00:24:22I just need to use the bathroom.
00:24:27You're not going anywhere.
00:24:29Please let me go.
00:24:30If you need to pee, pee.
00:24:33Or is it that time of the month?
00:24:34Need a tampon?
00:24:37Maybe you need another one.
00:24:41Hey, girls.
00:24:42Vixen, I know you're nice.
00:24:45I am nice.
00:24:45To people I like.
00:24:47Ow!
00:24:48Trying to steal my boyfriend?
00:24:54Okay.
00:24:55This will teach you to mess with my man, you science prep psycho.
00:25:02I think you need a few more.
00:25:06We gotta get to class.
00:25:08One sec.
00:25:08Look.
00:25:09Look.
00:25:10We'll meet Billy again.
00:25:11And you won't walk out of here alive.
00:25:27Oh, my.
00:25:28Gee.
00:25:29Billy, what are you doing?
00:25:32Oh, my God.
00:25:33What the hell happened to me?
00:25:34My girlfriend just beat the crap out of me,
00:25:37because she thought I was you trying to steal you from me for her for you.
00:25:45What?
00:25:46Vixen actually bullied me.
00:25:48Obviously. She always bullies me.
00:25:49I'm sorry she always bullies you, but please help me.
00:25:52I couldn't go to class.
00:25:53You skipped my math class?
00:25:54You don't expect me to walk into class looking like this.
00:25:56Maybe it's time for you to get a little bit of payback.
00:25:58If you don't help me and drop this attitude,
00:26:02I'll drop this blouse.
00:26:05What?
00:26:05I'll go streaking across campus,
00:26:07and then we'll see if the stripper of Heiser High gets into college.
00:26:11You wouldn't.
00:26:17One.
00:26:18You're bluffing.
00:26:20Two.
00:26:22Billy, think about this, okay?
00:26:23You don't actually want to do this, Billy.
00:26:24Three.
00:26:25You don't.
00:26:25Oh my god, no!
00:26:27No, no, no!
00:26:27Stop!
00:26:28Stop!
00:26:29Okay?
00:26:29You win.
00:26:30Okay?
00:26:31I will help you.
00:26:32Let's just...
00:26:32Let's get you away from everybody,
00:26:35and speed back up.
00:26:37Thank you so much.
00:26:39Out of your mind, Billy.
00:26:41Look, I didn't know how mean my friends could be
00:26:44until I was on the other side of it.
00:26:48I'm sorry.
00:26:50Whatever.
00:26:51Let's just...
00:26:52Maybe go decorate for the prom, I guess.
00:26:54Come on in condition.
00:26:55Come back.
00:26:57Stop acting like grades are all you got, man.
00:27:00Grades are all that I've got.
00:27:01You could be anything you want to be.
00:27:03Prom queen, student council, literally anything.
00:27:08Yeah, sure.
00:27:09Maybe in an alternate dimension.
00:27:10We are in an alternate dimension.
00:27:12Look, you got brains and beauty.
00:27:14Something Vixen and all the other girls are so jealous of.
00:27:17Yeah, they're actually jealous of me.
00:27:19Yes!
00:27:20I mean...
00:27:21Why have you been hiding this body?
00:27:23God.
00:27:24Yeah?
00:27:25Okay, well it's not like I'm hiding something.
00:27:27See this?
00:27:29Yes, you have.
00:27:31No.
00:27:32Come on.
00:27:33Feel it.
00:27:33What? Oh my God, no!
00:27:34That kind of touching is totally inappropriate.
00:27:36Bro, it's literally your body I'm trying to get you to appreciate.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:44I just...
00:27:46I guess I've never like saw myself as...
00:27:49Sexy?
00:27:51It's just not respectable to be valued only for your looks.
00:27:54Okay, real beauty, it's on the inside.
00:27:57Stop being such a prude and go with it.
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:04Yep.
00:28:10Okay, I guess I am kind of fat.
00:28:11You're gorgeous.
00:28:14Looking this good isn't vanity.
00:28:16It's power.
00:28:19Maybe I could show you how to use it.
00:28:31Excuse me!
00:28:33What in the 50 shades of grey is going on here?
00:28:36We were just doing an anatomy lesson.
00:28:39Yeah, I was wondering where my kidneys were.
00:28:41I think they're in here, right?
00:28:42Yep, right there.
00:28:43Perfect, thanks for the lesson.
00:28:44My spell really did work.
00:28:46You two really are falling in love.
00:28:49No, we're not.
00:28:49No, we're not.
00:28:51Sure.
00:28:53Then why are you playing doctor on the football field?
00:28:55And why is Denise so...
00:28:58Busted?
00:28:59My girlfriend just beat the shit out of me.
00:29:03Please tell me you have better clothes for me to change into.
00:29:05Did you check the lost and found?
00:29:06There's some pretty good shit in there.
00:29:09I can glam you two up later.
00:29:11Thanks, Paul.
00:29:12Oh, and one small detail to add some more pressure to your day.
00:29:16We have our driving test after school.
00:29:18In the back parking lot during a study break.
00:29:21Oh, good luck.
00:29:23Driving test?
00:29:25I can't drive!
00:29:32What?!
00:29:53That lost and found box really saved the day, huh?
00:29:55Ow!
00:29:58I look amazing, don't I?
00:29:59Yeah, the category's called Britney Bitch.
00:30:12This is a bad idea.
00:30:14People drive cars every day.
00:30:16Get in.
00:30:17It's not that difficult.
00:30:20Bull, get in.
00:30:21No, no, no, no.
00:30:21I'm not dying today.
00:30:22Bull, come on.
00:30:23I need you just in case he kills us?
00:30:25Yeah, I took driver's ed with Billy before.
00:30:28And the, uh, instructor?
00:30:29He's still in therapy.
00:30:31Get your pretty boy butt in the car and strap yourself in.
00:30:48I can't take this!
00:30:49Billy!
00:30:49Billy!
00:30:50Billy!
00:30:50Get back here!
00:30:55Both right!
00:30:55I suck!
00:30:56If you're seriously sorry about all the bullying you've done over these years, then you will do this for me.
00:31:00I cannot drive to school in my mom's station wagon for another year.
00:31:03Everyone already thinks I'm a big enough nerd as it is.
00:31:06God, you're not a nerd.
00:31:08You're actually kind of cool.
00:31:10I am.
00:31:11Open your cream pies, put the car in dry before I throw up.
00:31:20So this is how I died today.
00:31:21My dad's convertible was shit upholstery.
00:31:23Shut up!
00:31:24Not used to this car yet.
00:31:44Yeah, we're clear.
00:31:45It's all clear.
00:31:46Okay?
00:31:47Move out.
00:31:49Gently.
00:31:51Okay.
00:32:03My grandma drives faster than this.
00:32:05And she's dead.
00:32:14Why did we stop?
00:32:15The car was parking.
00:32:16Because we're in a parking lot!
00:32:18Okay, do you see that?
00:32:20That right there?
00:32:21That spot?
00:32:22Yeah?
00:32:22Go parking.
00:32:24Parallel parking?
00:32:25Fuck no.
00:32:26That's my weak spot, man.
00:32:29Listen to him.
00:32:32You've got this.
00:32:34My faith in you.
00:32:44Oh my god!
00:32:45Stop!
00:32:46Oh my god!
00:32:46Billy, stop!
00:32:47Stop!
00:32:48Stop!
00:32:51Okay.
00:32:54I think that's enough driving lessons for today.
00:32:56Dear diary, today I almost died from vehicular manslaughter.
00:33:00Whew.
00:33:01You tried your best, Billy.
00:33:03That's all that matters.
00:33:04You're not disappointed in me?
00:33:07No.
00:33:09No.
00:33:10You're okay at my book.
00:33:12I'll repay you for this.
00:33:17No one's ever gonna bully you again.
00:33:23I'm gonna run for prom queen.
00:33:25Oh, and you're gonna win.
00:33:28What?
00:33:29No!
00:33:30Billy!
00:33:31No!
00:33:31No!
00:33:33Billy, you can't do this!
00:33:34Billy!
00:33:36Today's winner for prom queen!
00:33:38Woo!
00:33:39I like that he's pushing you out of your comfort zone.
00:33:41But he's trying to turn me into somebody that I'm not.
00:33:43Someone that's confident, attractive, someone who's actually trying to have fun.
00:33:48Tragic.
00:33:48Are you actually taking Billy's side right now?
00:33:50What's the worst that's gonna happen?
00:33:51I lose.
00:33:53Everybody hates me.
00:33:54Sweetheart.
00:33:55Besides me, everyone already does hate you.
00:33:57Oh, thanks.
00:33:58Oh.
00:33:59Alright, come on.
00:33:59We gotta get to class.
00:34:00Lucky for you, it's with me.
00:34:02What?
00:34:03What class?
00:34:04Drink?
00:34:05History.
00:34:05No.
00:34:06It's my favorite one of the day.
00:34:08Dee!
00:34:09You ever take a shower with a group of boys?
00:34:12It's fun.
00:34:13You're gonna love it.
00:34:14I'll see you there.
00:34:31Hey, what's up?
00:34:32Kenny!
00:34:34Hey, we should play a game called Find Each Other's Locker.
00:34:39I found yours.
00:34:40Here's mine.
00:34:41We do not have time for this.
00:34:42Twenty-five.
00:34:43Come on.
00:34:43Get your act together.
00:34:46Thanks, Kenny.
00:34:47Nailed it.
00:34:48I cannot stop itching.
00:34:50Look at this.
00:34:52Oh!
00:34:53It's plastic!
00:34:54Fungal overgrowth of the inguinal region.
00:34:58Um.
00:35:00Tineacurus.
00:35:01Tineacurus.
00:35:02Jock itch.
00:35:04Okay?
00:35:04You need antifungal cream.
00:35:07Everywhere.
00:35:08Like, now.
00:35:10Okay?
00:35:11When did you get so smart?
00:35:13It's almost like you got another brain.
00:35:15Dino!
00:35:18You're welcome, Kenny.
00:35:19Thanks, man.
00:35:23Ladies!
00:35:24This is P.E. not home ec.
00:35:26I want those clothes off, those Speedos on, and your grizzly butts in that pool in, uh,
00:35:32one minute.
00:35:33Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:35:34Miller!
00:35:35Swim trials on the day.
00:35:37I want you to be the new team captain.
00:35:41Yeah, Miller!
00:35:42Yeah!
00:35:43Yeah!
00:35:44Go, Miller!
00:35:45Go, Miller!
00:35:45Go, Billy!
00:35:46Mmm.
00:35:47You got it, Coach.
00:35:48Woo!
00:35:49Alright, guys.
00:35:50We got any bananas on, uh, three, eh?
00:35:51Yeah, yeah.
00:35:52Alright.
00:35:52One, two, three.
00:35:54Bananas!
00:35:55Go!
00:35:55Go!
00:35:56Yes!
00:35:57Here we go.
00:35:58Here we go.
00:35:58Here we go.
00:36:03Go!
00:36:04Oh!
00:36:05Oh!
00:36:05I got 500.
00:36:06I heard this.
00:36:07Wait.
00:36:08Get it.
00:36:09Here on my PR.
00:36:18Okay, my little mermaids.
00:36:20Let's see if you're as bad as you look.
00:36:23Time to get in the pool.
00:36:24On your mark.
00:36:29Get set.
00:36:30Get set.
00:36:37Denise, Denise, Denise.
00:36:38If you don't practice now, you're gonna drown with the trials.
00:36:42Okay.
00:36:43Well, please don't make me do this.
00:36:44I-I-I can't-I can't swim.
00:36:46Alright, we can think of something else.
00:36:48Really?
00:36:49Nope.
00:36:58You're the worst.
00:37:00I hate you.
00:37:00Listen, I'm gonna hypnotize you, okay?
00:37:02Billy's body is gonna be used to the water on two.
00:37:05On two.
00:37:06Into.
00:37:07What?
00:37:08Out two.
00:37:09Into.
00:37:10Out two.
00:37:10Out two.
00:37:11Out two.
00:37:11There you go.
00:37:12Into.
00:37:13Alright, now you're gonna swim.
00:37:15Yeah.
00:37:16There you go.
00:37:17I'm good.
00:37:18I'm good.
00:37:18Now?
00:37:19We're gonna get out.
00:37:19We're gonna get to the end of the pool.
00:37:21It's gonna be stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:23Down there?
00:37:24Yes.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26You got it?
00:37:27You're gonna stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:29Okay.
00:37:30Glide, kick.
00:37:31Alright, give it a run.
00:37:34Stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:36I'm good.
00:37:38Kick.
00:37:39Kumbayaba two.
00:37:42I'm swimming!
00:37:44Let's go Billy!
00:37:45I'm swimming!
00:37:46You got it?
00:37:48Keep it up.
00:37:48It's in two, out two.
00:37:51There you go!
00:37:52Good job!
00:38:01Oh my god, it's swimming!
00:38:02I grew up so fast.
00:38:11Hey, highs or high bananas?
00:38:14Denise for prom queen.
00:38:17Denise for prom.
00:38:24Denise for prom queen.
00:38:26You wanna take that?
00:38:29I would never vote for you.
00:38:32Oh, you will.
00:38:34Unless you want everyone to find out about your little date with the vacuum cleaner.
00:38:40That never happened.
00:38:41And how much?
00:38:42Welcome, weasel!
00:38:43It was only once.
00:38:44It was only once.
00:38:45It was only once.
00:38:45How do you know about that?
00:38:47Well, vote for me.
00:38:49And no one else will.
00:38:52I hate you.
00:38:53I'm gonna do this!
00:38:56And that goes for the rest of you.
00:38:57Like Paul and his stepmom pics.
00:39:00Or RJ and his little make-out sex with the mascot in it.
00:39:07I'll vote.
00:39:07I'll vote.
00:39:08I'll vote.
00:39:10One at a time, guys.
00:39:11Oh, you're all disgusting.
00:39:12I love you.
00:39:13Big one.
00:39:13Big one.
00:39:15Ah!
00:39:16Ah!
00:39:17Ah!
00:39:18Ah!
00:39:21Whoa!
00:39:23Oh my god.
00:39:24Billy's drowning.
00:39:25What?
00:39:25Billy's drowning!
00:39:26Somebody grab a lifesaver!
00:39:28I got it, coach!
00:39:33Billy!
00:39:38Billy!
00:39:39Billy's drowning!
00:39:42Oh my god.
00:39:43He's drowning.
00:39:44Oh my god.
00:39:44He's drowning.
00:39:45Billy!
00:39:45You got it!
00:39:46Billy!
00:39:46Billy, help?
00:39:49Billy, help!
00:39:56Aw!
00:40:02Ew!
00:40:11Oh god.
00:40:14All right, well...
00:40:17Oh my god.
00:40:18You okay? You took a lot in.
00:40:21Are you shaving?
00:40:26Of course. I'm not letting either of us drown.
00:40:30Hey!
00:40:33When the tarnation is going on over here, get up.
00:40:36You want an invitation? Get up!
00:40:40I want to know, why is Miller not smelling like Miller?
00:40:43And this little girl got in that pool with no swimsuit and no training.
00:40:48Answer me!
00:40:49I can explain. Mercury's in retrograde, so...
00:40:52Bolt, I do not have time for your astrological bullshit right now.
00:40:56But it's true, the gravitational pull is just distorting perception,
00:40:58so it made it look like Denise is actually better than Pilly.
00:41:01I saw these two with my own eyes!
00:41:04But your chart says that you're ruled by Neptune, which is the planet of confusion.
00:41:10You see?
00:41:12You also got a lot of love and desires coming your way, Coach Finlan, so...
00:41:17Love?
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:19For me?
00:41:22Aquarius, like rain, like a ray maker.
00:41:24Oh, yes.
00:41:25Me? And her? That big bat?
00:41:28That's really straight of you.
00:41:31All right, you two, meet me in the gym.
00:41:35Now?
00:41:40Hey.
00:41:41Hey.
00:41:42Um, your clothes should be pretty dry.
00:41:44Now.
00:41:45Sorry that you got all wet.
00:41:47I'm sorry I got you in it this month.
00:41:49It's... it's all good.
00:41:50I mean, I really should learn how to swim, so...
00:41:52Thank you again for saving me.
00:41:54All right, you two, we got a prom to decorate.
00:41:56I don't want you all to get expelled now.
00:41:58I like you too much.
00:42:02You're all right.
00:42:05He's right.
00:42:07You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you were.
00:42:10Thanks, I think.
00:42:13You're not too bad yourself, you know?
00:42:15You're actually pretty funny.
00:42:16And you're like way smarter than I thought you were.
00:42:19And you're really cute.
00:42:21And like a... like a socially acceptable, like...
00:42:23Like in a subjective sort of way.
00:42:24It's...
00:42:26Never mind.
00:42:27No, no.
00:42:28I feel the same way.
00:42:33You do.
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:36I do.
00:42:40Cool.
00:42:46Um...
00:42:47Prom.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49Prom.
00:42:54Who are you even going with anyway?
00:42:56I'm...
00:42:57I'm not going, actually.
00:42:59Why not?
00:43:01Do you want to?
00:43:02Honestly, not really.
00:43:04I think I'd rather just stay at home.
00:43:05Like, watch football or something.
00:43:07No.
00:43:09I'm...
00:43:09Like, do you want to go to prom with me?
00:43:15Denise, you know I have a girlfriend.
00:43:18Yeah.
00:43:19Yes.
00:43:20Yes, I do.
00:43:21Vixen.
00:43:23Yeah.
00:43:24Um...
00:43:25And she's great.
00:43:26By the way.
00:43:28I'm...
00:43:28Gonna...
00:43:29I'm just...
00:43:30Gonna meet up with you.
00:43:31And I'm gonna see you soon.
00:43:32Okay, we're just gonna...
00:43:33We'll study.
00:43:37Was she serious about asking me to prom?
00:43:39Lucky boy.
00:43:40She's never asked a guy to pass assault.
00:43:42Other than prom.
00:43:44Yeah, she was serious.
00:43:47Let's go, Slugger.
00:43:49Let's go, Slugger.
00:44:15Um...
00:44:16Vic...
00:44:16Vic...
00:44:16Vic...
00:44:16I have...
00:44:17I have class.
00:44:18Uh...
00:44:18Pop quiz.
00:44:19The other one popping out is you.
00:44:21What?
00:44:22Can Big Billy come out to play?
00:44:25Oh!
00:44:26No.
00:44:27No.
00:44:27Here.
00:44:29You're so strong.
00:44:30Why are you acting like someone completely different?
00:44:35Uh...
00:44:35Denise!
00:44:41You know...
00:44:42What makes you think I'm Denise?
00:44:44I've got mental.
00:44:45Of course you're not Denise.
00:44:46But...
00:44:46She's turned you into this honorable zombie.
00:44:48Okay, I'm just...
00:44:49Trying to be a little bit more responsible.
00:44:51I don't know what's...
00:44:52Um...
00:44:52Not so strange about that.
00:44:53This flashcard freak is running for prom queen!
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57I know she is.
00:44:59I think she has a pretty good shot at winning it too.
00:45:00Okay, I hope she does.
00:45:01Then I can just pour some more slime on her just like you did yesterday.
00:45:04You wouldn't dare.
00:45:05Do you bet your biceps I would?
00:45:07Really?
00:45:07You make me want to be really bad.
00:45:09Okay!
00:45:09Oh!
00:45:10Oh!
00:45:10No!
00:45:10No, no, no!
00:45:11That's okay!
00:45:12No!
00:45:13Vixen!
00:45:13I don't want to kiss you!
00:45:14No!
00:45:16Okay.
00:45:19Oh my god!
00:45:20You're in love with that nerd, aren't you?
00:45:23What nerd?
00:45:24Go!
00:45:26The human calculator with the bad haircut.
00:45:27What bad haircut?
00:45:29What bad haircut?
00:45:29Oh god!
00:45:30Ah!
00:45:31Ah!
00:45:32I hate you, Billington!
00:45:34Uh!
00:45:34Hey, you're making me love you!
00:45:40Oh!
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:43This isn't over!
00:45:45This isn't over by a long shot!
00:45:50What the hell just happened?!
00:45:52Your girlfriend just broke up with you.
00:45:53Again?
00:45:54This is the second time today.
00:45:56Due to you!
00:45:57Okay, well, Billy, you're better off with that or all she does is just make fun of me every-
00:46:01Everyone makes fun of you.
00:46:02And that's not my fault, is it?
00:46:03Well, maybe you shouldn't play the victim card all the time and people would actually respect
00:46:06you.
00:46:08Fuck you, Billy!
00:46:09Fuck me?
00:46:09Yeah, fuck you!
00:46:10Oh, fuck me!
00:46:12Ha!
00:46:12Eyes are high!
00:46:13Look who just grew a pair of balls!
00:46:15Eyeballs?
00:46:15You know what?
00:46:17After we swap bodies, I never want to see you again.
00:46:22Fine!
00:46:23Fine!
00:46:23Fine!
00:46:24Fine!
00:46:24Fine!
00:46:26Fine!
00:46:26Fine!
00:46:30Well, except for in a few hours when we have to study, right?
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:44Okay, yeah, this is sure to be on the exam.
00:46:48Explain electrophilic aromatic-
00:46:50Oh, hey!
00:46:51Man!
00:46:52Billy, I need you to focus!
00:46:54Okay, you have to pass my exam today.
00:46:55Why would I help you when you just torched my love life?
00:46:59It was an accident, okay?
00:47:01I didn't mean to break up with your stupid girlfriend.
00:47:03Then unbreak up with her.
00:47:04Get Vixen back, or I'm done studying.
00:47:07What are you doing?
00:47:09Mature.
00:47:09Honestly, I think that you're better off without Vixen.
00:47:12She's literally just this, like, crazed little over-sex cheerleader
00:47:15who just wants to have premarital intercourse all of the time.
00:47:18Exactly!
00:47:18That's why I'm dating her!
00:47:20Okay, well, the longer that I've gotten to know you,
00:47:22I just, I feel like maybe you deserve a little bit better.
00:47:26Oh, oh really?
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:27And who would that be?
00:47:29You?
00:47:33Um, okay.
00:47:36Can we just go over all the condensation again, please?
00:47:39Get my Vixen back, or I'll fail your little test on this.
00:47:43Oh, oh, blackmail.
00:47:45Oh, is that what we're doing?
00:47:46We're doing blackmail now?
00:47:47Okay, fine.
00:47:49Excuse me.
00:47:52Denise!
00:47:54Oh, wait, what did I just find?
00:47:57Is this a piece of cheesecake?
00:47:58You love cheesecake, don't you?
00:48:00You're so funny.
00:48:00So yum.
00:48:01Good luck fitting into your Speedo with a gut full of cheesecake.
00:48:06No!
00:48:06I love cheesecake.
00:48:08Cheesecake's my favorite.
00:48:09Okay, yeah.
00:48:09I use cheesecake all day, Billy Dees!
00:48:11You're so funny, Denise.
00:48:13You're so funny!
00:48:14You're so funny!
00:48:15Uh-uh.
00:48:16What's this?
00:48:17No.
00:48:17Do you see what this is?
00:48:17Don't you dare.
00:48:18Don't you dare!
00:48:19No!
00:48:20Glucose kills your short-term memory!
00:48:21You will literally send my brain into a coma!
00:48:25Ooooooh!
00:48:26Okay!
00:48:27It is on!
00:48:29Ooooooh!
00:48:33Ooooooh!
00:48:37FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
00:49:08You know what?
00:49:09when you're not such a know-it-all all the time.
00:49:12You're actually kind of fun.
00:49:15Careful.
00:49:16I almost sounded like a compliment.
00:49:21We got an emergency!
00:49:24Vixen's going psycho on the quad.
00:49:26What?
00:49:29What is she doing?
00:49:31Vixen's saying even things that make me blush.
00:49:33She's saying you smell like gym socks,
00:49:35you stuffed your bra, and you got pool lice.
00:49:37She's trying to ruin your rep
00:49:39so you can't run for prom queen.
00:49:40Yeah, well, when are you going to get it, Billie?
00:49:43Okay, you say that you're so in love with this woman
00:49:45and she's an absolute-
00:49:45I'm a total bitch!
00:49:47And I'm done letting her treat you like shit.
00:49:49X!
00:49:50The skank.
00:49:50Human tampon.
00:49:51Yes, yes.
00:49:51You've seen her around.
00:49:52You've seen her around.
00:49:53Give me an X!
00:49:54Human tampon.
00:49:55You've seen her around.
00:49:55The skank of the school.
00:49:56Vinny and X!
00:49:57Vinny sucks!
00:49:59Do you have something you want to say to me?
00:50:00Say it to my face.
00:50:02My face should come with a warning label.
00:50:04May cause diarrhea and suicidal thoughts.
00:50:06Oh.
00:50:07Your face is proof that evolution has a sense of humor.
00:50:11At least I don't smell like Bath and Body Works and desperation.
00:50:16At least I don't smell like my boyfriend's best friend's dick.
00:50:20It was only one time on the bus ride back from the Kansas game.
00:50:24Oh my god.
00:50:25You actually cheated?
00:50:28Penny!
00:50:29Promise not to tell anyone!
00:50:30I was bluffing about you and Billie's best friend.
00:50:33I didn't know it was actually true.
00:50:34I can't help it if everybody wants me.
00:50:36Unlike you, who nobody wants.
00:50:39You'll never be me.
00:50:40You're just a nerd with bad hair and no life.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44I'll never be you.
00:50:46I'm not an insecure psycho who fantasizes about her own brother.
00:50:50I don't fantasize about my brother!
00:50:51Really, really, really.
00:50:52Then why do you moan his name every time you and Billie make out?
00:50:59How do you know that?
00:51:01I will get you for this, you bitch!
00:51:03Fight!
00:51:04Fight!
00:51:05Fight!
00:51:06Fight!
00:51:08Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:12Fight!
00:51:13Fight!
00:51:13Fight!
00:51:15Fight!
00:51:15Fight!
00:51:18Captain Bill!
00:51:21I'm so sorry.
00:51:22I'm sorry.
00:51:24Why are you even talking to me?
00:51:25You dumped me, remember?
00:51:27Only so you'd beg me to take you back.
00:51:28Yeah, well, I'm not a dog.
00:51:30And I don't beg.
00:51:32Especially for bitches like you.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:43I'm sorry.
00:51:50this is pretty amazing
00:51:54yeah no this is this is pretty good what's really amazing is is you i mean what you did with
00:52:01vixen
00:52:02nobody has ever stood up for me like that before that's because the person who should be standing
00:52:06up for you is you sorry watch them learn good news guys i think i found a way to switch
00:52:15her bodies back
00:52:16for billy's swim meet and denise's big test hold that thought i gotta go past denise's driving test
00:52:21but but you're scared to death of cars after telling off my bitch of an ex-girlfriend i'm scared
00:52:27of nothing i think someone's got a crush on the boy who stole her body i do not have a
00:52:33crush on the
00:52:34boy who stole my body what okay yeah maybe oh like a little one little things have a habit of
00:52:43becoming big things just ask the boys on the swim team where are you going the driving test i love
00:52:52a good car crash let's go winner you mess up you won't be driving anything anytime anywhere that
00:53:00means no car no scooter not even a shopping cart you got it
00:53:09bet you five bucks she misses three cones before the first turn
00:53:15you got this okay just a couple of turns it's easy peasy
00:53:23saddle up
00:53:33seks
00:53:44Thanks.
00:53:45Thanks.
00:54:03Girlie, are you okay?
00:54:05Yeah, yeah.
00:54:06Great.
00:54:07Goldilocks, it appears to me that you are about three bears short of a bullet forage
00:54:10today, so why don't we just do this another time?
00:54:12But...
00:54:12Uh-uh.
00:54:13No.
00:54:13No.
00:54:14You think?
00:54:15Please, coach, just give me another chance.
00:54:18I know I have it in me.
00:54:20One!
00:54:21More try.
00:54:24Put it in!
00:54:25Come on.
00:54:51Final test.
00:54:52Parallel park it.
00:54:54You ace this, you win.
00:54:56Otherwise, it would be parallel parking you.
00:54:57yeah,
00:55:18Oh I am.
00:55:26Yes!
00:55:27Oh, God!
00:55:29Yes!
00:55:40You did it!
00:55:42You did it!
00:55:44You did it!
00:55:45You did it!
00:55:46Yes!
00:55:47You did it!
00:55:48You did it!
00:55:53Good job.
00:55:58Yes!
00:56:05Something stinks.
00:56:06I had fish sticks for lunch.
00:56:08No.
00:56:09It's that Denise.
00:56:10She's done something to Billy to change him.
00:56:12I mean, Denise is kinda cute ever since she started wearing eyeliner.
00:56:16Rhonda!
00:56:16But you hate her, so I hate her.
00:56:21I still can't believe she's running for prom queen.
00:56:24I can.
00:56:24And we're both voting for her.
00:56:26We are?
00:56:28I mean, we are.
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31But why?
00:56:32I like to smell her.
00:56:34Oh, but we couldn't.
00:56:36Oh, but we could.
00:56:37We just have to get our hands on that slime.
00:57:01What?
00:57:06Welcome?
00:57:07No!
00:57:08Shh!
00:57:09Billy!
00:57:09It's just us!
00:57:11You're trying to give me a heart attack.
00:57:13No!
00:57:14I'm trying to get us not caught, okay?
00:57:15We're not supposed to be doing this in here.
00:57:17Alright guys, listen.
00:57:18It's almost 313.
00:57:19If we want this spell to work, we gotta do it right now.
00:57:22So come on, let's go.
00:57:24Let's go.
00:57:27Come on, get comfortable.
00:57:29Come on, sit down.
00:57:31Is this supposed to actually work?
00:57:32Sweetheart.
00:57:33A year ago, I asked my father in to get me a Mustang and Beyonce tickets.
00:57:38Trust.
00:57:40Okay, bring your hands together.
00:57:41Let's go on.
00:57:43About to take you for a mystical roller coaster ride.
00:57:46Ultimate Switch!
00:57:49Chew-yip!
00:57:51Chew-yip!
00:57:53Chew-yip!
00:57:54Choo-choo!
00:57:56Chew-yip!
00:58:01Did it work?
00:58:02No, I still have a penis.
00:58:04And I still don't.
00:58:05Shit!
00:58:06The universe is so fucking rude.
00:58:09Okay, well, it's official.
00:58:10We're never switching back.
00:58:11Hey, never say never.
00:58:13I'm not giving up on you.
00:58:15Or us.
00:58:18We'll make this work.
00:58:20So cute.
00:58:26What in the name of Joe Clark is going on in here?
00:58:31Okay.
00:58:32Step away from the witchcraft circle and explain yourselves.
00:58:35Now!
00:58:36First of all, it's not a witchcraft circle.
00:58:39It's an artisanal manifestation zone.
00:58:41I don't care what it is.
00:58:42Your little extracurricular seance is over.
00:58:45Uh, Principal Rainmaker, we were just...
00:58:46We were just...
00:58:47Wasting precious time.
00:58:48Do you know what time it is, Mr. Miller?
00:58:52It's now or another time!
00:58:54You've got twin trails starting in ten minutes.
00:58:56And Ms. Weiner, your science exam is not to begin.
00:58:59We need to go right now.
00:59:01Right, but what if we...
00:59:02What? No, what ifs?
00:59:03Look, just do your best, and to me, you've already won.
00:59:09You mean it?
00:59:11No, more Dillia Dallia!
00:59:12Move!
00:59:17You didn't pay me enough for this.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:23So the rumor is, is that now it's a full experiment.
00:59:26So just trust your instincts, and periodic table's got you.
00:59:33Racing's like solving an equation.
00:59:34One step at a time, and focus.
00:59:36Okay, focus.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:38One second at a time, just...
00:59:44I'm a bit scared.
00:59:46Me too.
00:59:47But you've got this.
00:59:49You've got this too.
00:59:51Marito!
00:59:52Marito!
00:59:52We love you in your seat-o!
00:59:54What, Aquaman?
00:59:55Time to make a splash.
00:59:56Yeah.
00:59:57Ms. Weiner!
00:59:58Your GPA is hanging by a 3, and it's fraying fast.
01:00:09Let's swim, boys!
01:00:10Let's go!
01:00:11Let's go!
01:00:13Woo!
01:00:21On your mark!
01:00:23And your time begins...
01:00:25Get set!
01:00:26...back.
01:00:49You can forget, M.I.T.
01:00:52Try Beauty School.
01:00:58Holy smokes!
01:01:00All that training down the drain!
01:01:02The Titanic is better in the water than you are today!
01:01:06Coach!
01:01:07What's my time?
01:01:08The fastest!
01:01:09Woo!
01:01:10Yes!
01:01:11I can't lose!
01:01:13Not like this!
01:01:21What?
01:01:22Coach!
01:01:22Coach!
01:01:23Let me try again.
01:01:25One more time.
01:01:27Focus, Ms. Weiner!
01:01:28One mistake, and it's all over with.
01:01:34One more.
01:01:35That's it.
01:01:36One more.
01:01:37One.
01:01:37One.
01:01:38One.
01:01:39Get up!
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:40Get up!
01:01:41Get up!
01:01:42Get up!
01:01:42Get up!
01:01:43Get up!
01:01:44Get up!
01:01:44Okay.
01:01:45Okay.
01:01:46Okay.
01:01:47On your mark!
01:01:54Get set!
01:01:59Get set!
01:02:09Woo!
01:02:38Woo!
01:02:39Miss Wiener.
01:02:39That's genius.
01:02:41A plus work.
01:02:42Always knew you had it, ain't ya?
01:02:43No you didn't.
01:02:44You're nothing but a jerk to me all day.
01:02:50Miller?
01:02:53You are highs or highs and you swim team captain.
01:02:56Yeah!
01:02:58Let's go!
01:03:01Let's go!
01:03:11Good job, Billy!
01:03:16Good job, Billy!
01:03:21Okay, how did it go?
01:03:23A plus.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24And how's your dingo?
01:03:25You're the swim team captain.
01:03:26Yes!
01:03:27We did it!
01:03:29I guess we make a pretty good team.
01:03:31Maybe we're more than that.
01:03:42Billy!
01:03:44Congrats!
01:03:44I'm really proud of you.
01:03:48Vixen, you feeling okay?
01:03:50Denise, why keep fighting?
01:03:52We can just be friends.
01:03:52It's you.
01:03:54You wanna be friends with me.
01:03:55Of course!
01:03:56Why wouldn't I?
01:03:57I honestly hope you win prom queen tonight.
01:03:59You do?
01:04:00It's gonna be a prom to remember you guys.
01:04:03Okay, get to get to class.
01:04:08Why is she being so nice?
01:04:10It's like a shark offer and swim lesson.
01:04:12People can change, I guess.
01:04:18I mean, Billy did.
01:04:22So, maybe Vixen can too.
01:04:25Oh, about the question you asked earlier.
01:04:32I would love to go to prom with you.
01:04:36That is, if you still wanna go to prom with me.
01:04:43Uh, yes.
01:04:44Yes!
01:04:45Yes!
01:04:45I, I, it would, yes.
01:04:47It would be an honor to go to the prom with you.
01:04:50Thank you for asking me.
01:04:52Vixens will sure write about one thing.
01:04:54It'll be a prom to remember.
01:04:59We still have to finish decorating for the prom.
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03I thought it was this way.
01:05:04No, that's this way, Billy.
01:05:08It's all taken care of, guys.
01:05:09I left a few surprises in there for you to see tonight.
01:05:12Thanks, Bolt.
01:05:15Oh my god, what am I gonna wear?
01:05:16Should I borrow my mom's pantyhose?
01:05:18Oh my god, did you really say pantyhose?
01:05:21I'll dress both of you tonight.
01:05:23What would you do without me?
01:05:40Why does Sabotard weigh so much?
01:05:42Because revenge is worth its weight in slime.
01:05:46Are you sure about this?
01:05:48Before prom's over, Denise will be the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded.
01:05:51And what about Billy?
01:05:52He'll beg me to take him back, and I'll be crown queen.
01:05:54What do we do if anyone asks us about all this slime?
01:05:56We're just helping them decorate for prom.
01:06:35Wow, you look great.
01:06:38You look pretty handsome.
01:06:43Can you believe that we made it here?
01:06:46Together?
01:06:48We look good doing it.
01:06:50Yeah, we do.
01:06:53Hey! Quiet! When I say, just do it, hold the bucket, no matter what. Just do it. Got it.
01:07:04I'll teach that snitch bitch to take my man. Mix him for the kill.
01:07:22As prom chairwoman, it's my duty to announce Highs or Highs prom king and queen are...
01:07:31Kenny!
01:07:40Denise Wiener and Billy Miller.
01:08:12MUSIC
01:08:13MUSIC
01:08:33Before our prom queen, queen kiss, I think there's something everybody here needs to see.
01:08:48What is it?
01:08:50What's happening?
01:08:51No!
01:08:51No!
01:08:52Oh my god, Kenny, this is crazy!
01:08:55Oh my god, this is embarrassing.
01:08:57She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her 950 cats.
01:09:01Denise, Denise, what's going on?
01:09:03How could you share this with everyone?
01:09:08Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:09:11Hey, hey, hey, you know that's not who I am anymore.
01:09:14You know, like hell it is.
01:09:16Okay, and I'm so stupid to think that you would change in a day.
01:09:18I didn't fall in love with you.
01:09:23Excuse me.
01:09:25Wait, Denise!
01:09:26I guess we're not bulletproof.
01:09:30But we look so good on paper.
01:09:46Actually, I want everyone to listen.
01:09:49Everything I thought I was.
01:09:54It's all a lie.
01:09:59Bullying doesn't make you strong.
01:10:04Just alone.
01:10:09Just alone.
01:10:18Just alone.
01:10:33Today, everything changed.
01:10:35Today, everything changed.
01:10:36And I've become the person that I've always wanted to be.
01:10:40And it's all because I fell in love with you.
01:10:46I need to know.
01:10:50Do you love me too?
01:11:02Please, please, please, please let this work.
01:11:04This is what you all know for real this time.
01:11:06Please!
01:11:06Please, please.
01:11:10To be continued...
01:11:45Wait, Nisa's dressed like a guy and Billy's dressed like a girl?
01:11:50This night sucks!
01:11:53Nothing's going as planned at all!
01:11:54Uh, right bodies!
01:11:56Wrong outfit!
01:11:58I don't know!
01:12:00You look pretty cute in my tux!
01:12:04This is the saddest thing I've ever seen!
01:12:08You're really going to throw away your reputation for this ugly nerd?
01:12:12She's nothing!
01:12:13She's pathetic!
01:12:14No, Vixen, you're wrong.
01:12:17Denise is not nothing.
01:12:19She's incredible.
01:12:21Honestly, all of us are the pathetic ones.
01:12:24Because we were too dumb to notice it.
01:12:25And me.
01:12:28I was...
01:12:29I was too dumb to notice it.
01:12:32But I do now.
01:12:33I see you.
01:12:34You're perfect.
01:12:38And for the record, Vixen,
01:12:41Denise is far prettier than you ever will be.
01:12:44And not just because she has a beautiful face,
01:12:45but because she has a beautiful heart.
01:12:49We can't say the same about you now, can we?
01:12:50No, please.
01:12:51I'm going to bomb it.
01:12:52You're just a loser, Billy Miller.
01:12:53And you?
01:12:54I don't even know what you are.
01:12:57Loser.
01:12:57She's a loser.
01:12:58You already lost, Vixen.
01:13:00School's almost over.
01:13:03There's a new queen in town.
01:13:05And she has her king.
01:13:12Stop!
01:13:12You can't do this to me!
01:13:13Stop!
01:13:14Why are you cheering for her?
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:15Stop cheering for her!
01:13:17You can't be doing this to me!
01:13:19Stop it!
01:13:20You can't do it!
01:13:22You can't do it!
01:13:23Just do it.
01:13:24Those are the magic leaves.
01:13:25Okay.
01:13:37No, not me!
01:13:40Oh, Vixen.
01:13:42You can't laugh at me.
01:13:43I'm the most popular girl at Highs or High.
01:13:45Will someone get that tacky, washed up,
01:13:48non-popular girl off the stage, please?
01:13:49She's really icky.
01:13:51Oh, fuck you, Bolt!
01:13:52And fuck you, Billy!
01:13:53And fuck you, Denise!
01:13:54Fuck you, Rhonda, for screwing up my whole plan.
01:13:56And fuck you, Kenny!
01:13:58Get out of my way.
01:13:59Move, now!
01:13:59In fact, all you fuckers at Highs or High
01:14:01can all go fuck yourselves.
01:14:03Seriously, Miss Dior,
01:14:05the only person who's gonna fuck herself
01:14:06is you.
01:14:09You're officially suspended.
01:14:10Now get off my stage
01:14:11and get out of my school.
01:14:13Ah!
01:14:15Ah!
01:14:20This man, honey!
01:14:31And what are y'all clapping about?
01:14:33Get back to dancing!
01:14:48I guess next to Denise got a little taste of her own medicine.
01:14:51Yeah, about damn time, too.
01:14:54I literally must have been clinically insane
01:14:58to have ever actually liked her.
01:15:00And Denise, I'm so sorry
01:15:02about everything that I've done.
01:15:04Genuinely, like, I can't say it enough.
01:15:07I'm so sorry.
01:15:09It's okay.
01:15:11I'm sorry, too.
01:15:12And I forgive you
01:15:14for everything.
01:15:15And I mean that.
01:15:16Thanks.
01:15:22Mr. Miller.
01:15:23Miss Wiener.
01:15:24You two both are in big, big trouble.
01:15:29What?
01:15:30Why?
01:15:30What the hell do we do?
01:15:31Do we not decorate the gym for prom like you asked?
01:15:33That's why you in trouble.
01:15:34No one will ever
01:15:35make prom look so beautiful.
01:15:37Oh, my God.
01:15:39Okay, so we're not expelled?
01:15:41Nope.
01:15:42And I'm writing you two
01:15:42letters of recommendation.
01:15:45And Miller!
01:15:46I'm gonna make sure
01:15:47that you get a scholarship.
01:15:49But, uh, maybe, uh,
01:15:51lose the dress?
01:15:52Pink ain't really your college, son.
01:15:55Hey, yeah.
01:15:55Yes, coach.
01:15:56Right away.
01:15:57Coach, actually.
01:15:59Good work, you two.
01:16:02So, what college do you want to go to?
01:16:06Um, hopefully,
01:16:07whichever one you're at.
01:16:11Hey,
01:16:12could we do that thing again?
01:16:15What, swap bodies?
01:16:16No.
01:16:19This.
01:16:20There are always reasons
01:16:22Even in the coldest season
01:16:24I'll take your heart
01:16:25And I'm freezing
01:16:28And there are always cycles
01:16:30Along the way, just let go
01:16:32Life is no place for you, almost
01:16:35We belong together
01:16:38And the world
01:16:40Just like the sword in the stone
01:16:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:16:45no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:16:45no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:16:45no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:16:45no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:16:45no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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