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Head Witch In Charge Isode
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00:00:25Jesus, Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that?
00:00:30please oh please don't be such a child do you still have the wand of light
00:00:45see the all-powerful magic heirloom still safe and sound no you should be more careful
00:00:51the wand of light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires yeah and if it falls into
00:00:58the wrong hands it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world but a marriage to another
00:01:05noble witch family would only strengthen your power yeah less than evil Svensson right
00:01:12the Svensons are our worst enemies Leona do you know how much our family has suffered over the
00:01:18centuries because of them I know sorry you are the guardian of the wand of light Leona and you
00:01:27can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family come home
00:01:34with a husband next week or I will pick one for you what mom no please don't Leona Sherwood you
00:01:41are
00:01:42getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not mom understand
00:01:49don't worry mom I'm the responsible daughter remember
00:02:01okay Leona Sherwood this is your last weekend of freedom
00:02:09for two more nights
00:02:10you guys fuck my responsibility I'm gonna have some fun
00:02:27thank you that would be 25 dollars
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house right right it's on the house
00:02:57there you are little Miss Sherwood
00:03:06where the hell are you I'm in Vegas like I said it would be old man
00:03:09hey don't you get smart with me you little
00:03:11shit remember your mission seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious
00:03:18family will be there to pay off our debts you mean your debts
00:03:22quiet it's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir you are an embarrassment to the
00:03:28Spence in name now if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you I am going to sell
00:03:34your
00:03:35little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife
00:03:39dad secret is just a kid when I want your opinion I will ask for it until then you shut
00:03:45up and do
00:03:46as I say do you understand yeah I understand good and you keep practicing you sound god-awful
00:03:57it's the heartless fucking bastard
00:04:13it's two of us
00:04:15you're saying you don't remember me
00:04:17who remembers shipping in his dumb teens anyways
00:04:20no way
00:04:21totally
00:04:22I love that show
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2am
00:04:26this is one of my favorites
00:04:27it definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves
00:04:29but I think it's one of the best ones
00:04:31really
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy
00:04:38looks can be deceiving
00:04:44the wand of light
00:04:46so it does exist
00:04:48maybe I'm just jaded
00:04:50it's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life
00:04:53why not we're witches monsters and magic exist in our world
00:04:58why can't true love
00:05:01I am lily by the way
00:05:04lily collins
00:05:08eric phillips
00:05:09nice to meet you lily collins
00:05:12damn he's hot
00:05:13and I'm in vegas
00:05:15I deserve a little fun
00:05:16well eric phillips
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight
00:05:21maybe I'll see you there
00:05:22maybe
00:05:26I'll be in the poker room tonight
00:05:42okay Svinson
00:05:44don't fuck this up
00:05:45don't fuck this up
00:05:59Eric motherfucking Svinson
00:06:01excuse me
00:06:01you ghost me for three months after sleeping with me
00:06:04and you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else
00:06:09don't gaslight me Svinson
00:06:11I know exactly who you are
00:06:26you know who she is
00:06:28I think she's got me confused with someone else
00:06:35thank you
00:06:43you nervous
00:06:44not at all
00:06:47you can always fold you know
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed
00:06:53not a chance
00:06:55I'm here to win
00:06:57you sure
00:06:58seems like your focus is somewhere else
00:07:01oh
00:07:02I am
00:07:04very focused
00:07:07are you guys done making good eyes at each other or what
00:07:12you're full of
00:07:13you're full of shit Phillips
00:07:13I call
00:07:15yeah there is no way that you have this
00:07:18but don't worry
00:07:20I'll let you go another round
00:07:22once I beat you
00:07:23actually
00:07:24I think I'm about to hit the jackpot
00:07:29Eric
00:07:50I've wanted to do that
00:07:51since I saw you by the pool in your bikini
00:07:53Eric
00:07:54everyone can see
00:07:56do you want me to stop
00:08:12let's see
00:08:13let him watch
00:08:16give him a show
00:08:28wait please don't stop
00:08:31use your words
00:08:33tell me what you want
00:08:34I want your tongue inside me
00:08:37please
00:08:38that's a good girl
00:08:41oh
00:08:45Eric
00:08:49wait
00:08:49wait
00:08:50wait
00:08:50I think I'm gonna
00:08:53was that some kind of vision
00:08:58no
00:08:59that was from him
00:09:08lucky son of a
00:09:10bitch
00:09:10beginner lux
00:09:12let's see you do it again next hand
00:09:14no can do
00:09:16I have a date with a
00:09:18very pretty lady
00:09:24why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present
00:09:28Eric
00:09:29Phillips
00:09:31it is
00:09:31it is Vegas
00:09:33isn't that part of the fun
00:09:46what do I have the feeling that you're not going to do it again next time
00:09:47it wasn't very nice of you
00:09:49to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game
00:09:52hmm
00:09:53it's very distracting
00:09:57well you know it wasn't very nice of you
00:10:00to send me that little vision during our game
00:10:03I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:13Eric there are people
00:10:15and if you're quiet
00:10:17they won't see you
00:10:21I should stop
00:10:22this wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:10:24you knew you were right before
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am
00:10:28and who out there is exactly as they present
00:10:32but I am
00:10:33look I don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:36for once in my life I
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything
00:10:42just live in the moment
00:10:44and I think you
00:10:47can help me do that
00:10:55remove the camouflage
00:10:57I want you to see you
00:10:59the real you
00:11:02but then you'll know who I am
00:11:04I already know who you are
00:11:07the real you
00:11:09wants to let go
00:11:15no one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:18he really wants me
00:11:20the real me
00:11:21fuck
00:11:23you are gorgeous
00:11:27i want you eric
00:11:30i need you
00:11:35spread your legs for me
00:11:41keep your eyes open
00:11:44i want you to watch yourself
00:11:46come
00:11:47come all over my fingers
00:11:53keep your eyes open
00:11:59i thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:12:02they can if you stay quiet
00:12:04keep your eyes open
00:12:05or i'll stop
00:12:10that's a good girl
00:12:12that's a good girl
00:12:13went down in my head
00:12:18oh my god they hurt me
00:12:21i can't
00:12:23just relax
00:12:24i can't eric
00:12:41i can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:53i can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:57go
00:12:57fire
00:12:58one
00:13:00four
00:13:02four
00:13:04three
00:13:07four
00:13:08four
00:13:10four
00:13:11four
00:13:12four
00:13:28i can't believe i just came on his hand
00:13:31in front of other people
00:13:33i think this is your floor
00:13:41i'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:13:43at eight o'clock
00:13:45if you decide that you want more
00:13:47see you there
00:13:58how did he know what floor i was on
00:14:05in front of the fountain
00:14:06so you've told me all about your wild sister
00:14:08and the things that she's done
00:14:09mm-hmm
00:14:11what about you
00:14:13me
00:14:15i'm the responsible sister
00:14:17the boring one if you will
00:14:20yeah
00:14:21i do what i'm supposed to do
00:14:22all the rules and all that good stuff
00:14:25i don't believe you
00:14:26i mean
00:14:28i know how you are in an elevator
00:14:29oh come on
00:14:33come on
00:14:34it's vegas
00:14:35let me be your bad influence
00:14:37just for tonight
00:14:40so
00:14:41any bad ideas
00:14:47just one
00:14:54what are you doing
00:14:55what are you doing
00:15:23no games
00:15:35wait
00:15:37shit
00:15:39I almost lost my cool
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan
00:15:44oh my god
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that
00:15:47that was so embarrassing
00:15:48this is why I don't do crazy shit
00:15:50that was way too much
00:15:52you're never too much
00:15:53you don't understand
00:15:55Eric
00:15:55okay if my family saw me do any of that
00:15:58they would freak out
00:15:59tonight's not about your family
00:16:01tonight's about you
00:16:02remember
00:16:03forget what everyone else has told you to do
00:16:05do something that you want to do
00:16:08something no one would expect
00:16:10maybe he's right
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:16:18for once in my life
00:16:20I'm doing something for myself
00:16:22she spotted the chapel
00:16:25just like I planned
00:16:29so are you
00:16:30you sure about this marriage thing
00:16:32it's only temporary
00:16:33okay and old magic is weak
00:16:35the hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:16:39so
00:16:40are you ready for a holy matrimony
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready
00:16:45come on
00:16:49let's go
00:16:55you nervous
00:17:07it's my sister I need to take this
00:17:09oh yeah take your time
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet
00:17:13hey mama let's get some flowers for you come on
00:17:15let's do it
00:17:17you need to come home
00:17:18now
00:17:19I can't secret
00:17:20Eric dad's up to something
00:17:22he invited Fitzgerald to the house
00:17:24and made me dress up
00:17:25he looks at me weird
00:17:27it really freaks me out
00:17:28you were my big brother E
00:17:30I need you here
00:17:31listen I can't leave right now
00:17:33but I promise
00:17:34when I come home I'll have enough power to get rid of dad forever
00:17:37okay
00:17:41hey
00:17:43is everything okay
00:17:45yeah
00:17:48yeah it's fine
00:17:51you uh
00:17:51you sure about this
00:17:54it's only temporary
00:17:56come on we'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:02let's go
00:18:17right
00:18:18only temporary
00:18:20unless you get hand fasted under a full moon
00:18:22then the hand fast bond is
00:18:24nearly unbreakable
00:18:26but she doesn't know that
00:18:27and once she does
00:18:29she'll hate me
00:18:31is your sister okay
00:18:33is something wrong
00:18:36nothing's wrong
00:18:37we're about to get buried in Vegas by Ovis
00:18:40what could possibly be wrong
00:18:43all right you ready to rock and roll
00:18:44you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple
00:18:47let's get this show started
00:19:16this is it
00:19:18I have the wand of light the most powerful object in the world if I leave
00:19:24now I could use it to take control away from my father set secret and I free
00:19:35but I already betrayed her once
00:19:54so
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:21Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm, that's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's... complicated.
00:21:01Complicated? Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:21:06and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson. Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:15I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true,
00:21:25we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:21:30and then bring her to me!
00:21:33Idiot!
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of troll shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me, you just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start!
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11Why before? Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:14Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family, I'm trying to save mine!
00:22:19I know all about you, Spinsons!
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want!
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table,
00:22:29but your little tricks won't work on me this time!
00:22:32The hand fast mark, it'll fade!
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was!
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick, not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:43It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:49Lili, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by...
00:23:19Then...
00:23:21Well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:28It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:51I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys.
00:23:57Nothing.
00:23:58Not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:24:26I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:58Nothing.
00:24:59I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:04Payday.
00:25:06Someone sent you.
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:32Urin over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:25:53What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me! She had the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:16No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand. Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife. Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you're
00:26:46more into bondage. I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:52Look, you shouldn't be thanking me. I did just save your house.
00:26:55Thanking you? You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone. How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute. You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:06Maybe.
00:27:08God, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:18here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes?
00:27:29I just... I need it, okay? It's... it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:35Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or... worse.
00:27:47No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back!
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:11Please, Lili, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:19But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:31No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:40the wrong hands.
00:28:40And you really think, after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Fair. Uh, whatever you want. Lili.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54All right, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want. Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:07You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah. You're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find a wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay? It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or
00:29:36four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags. Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Vincent. We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:15You imagined a car here? This isn't just any car. This is Bessie.
00:30:27You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world? In a car without a
00:30:33roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself. If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin. I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:31:15Well, you've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:30You're Svensson. You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:33Yeah, why are we turning? We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away. Plus, it's getting dark. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:45Because you haven't slept either. Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:31:53No. I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions. Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensson's like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally. Something we could agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the
00:32:17divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah. Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do not
00:32:40even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Peak your promise.
00:33:12Good night to you two.
00:33:18Good night to you two.
00:33:28In Vegas.
00:33:30You said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:36Sigrid.
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:41She's different than us.
00:33:43Better.
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:46No.
00:33:49Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:33:59You may be surprised.
00:34:01You're not too old.
00:34:12You're not too old.
00:34:15You're not too old.
00:34:16No.
00:34:20No.
00:34:22No.
00:34:23No.
00:34:24No.
00:34:24No.
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:45I told you not to come.
00:35:11I told you not to come.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Cross my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard ads and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look, I'm so close.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl.
00:36:29And come for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:42Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01Look.
00:37:02I don't need to look to know what you were doing while thinking about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:16Are you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:23And you came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you won't go on for yet.
00:38:02It's on a need to know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife after all.
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand fast married.
00:38:24Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:34See, there you go again. Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark. You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine. Just don't take too long.
00:39:34Yeah.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:37Who?
00:39:38Don't play done with me, boy.
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:12And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter?
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:23Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:30And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right. The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:51Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:54You.
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:02You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:18Employer?
00:41:21Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop!
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:53My magic.
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay. I got you.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:01You're okay.
00:42:03I don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:10Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can't have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16Eric, stop the car! I can't breathe!
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:29Hey!
00:42:30Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:42:31Look at me. Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:36You're safe.
00:42:37I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:05This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand and we do the divorce spell,
00:43:14now we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait.
00:43:40Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:50This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand.
00:43:58That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:04We do the divorce spell.
00:44:05And we never see each other again.
00:44:07I don't think we have to Maragane.
00:44:13It's our construction unbiased tomorrow.
00:44:17I'm sure I have to give you objetier today.
00:44:18But this wouldn't be a lie.
00:44:18Yes?
00:44:19Yes?
00:44:25Yes fact.
00:44:29First and foremost,
00:44:30You're most albo and Yankee.
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:48I should have known.
00:44:50It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:53That's spelled.
00:44:55Norman inhabitus' smell.
00:44:57It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:02Human orgies.
00:45:05Satyr's are the horniest bastards in the known world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, grits of your deepest desires.
00:45:16Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:28You don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:41You don't.
00:45:43I'm trying not to.
00:45:50The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:54You let's go of the lies.
00:45:57Tells us what we really want.
00:45:59What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye.
00:46:09And go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:14You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:24Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29Is this just the magic?
00:46:29No.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:35No.
00:46:37Even here in the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:43I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I shouldn't want this.
00:46:48I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55To be able to share with you.
00:46:58To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:02You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mind.
00:47:07You're with the ear.
00:47:09To the Sherwood family.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:13I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:20Tell me who you are.
00:47:23Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not quite.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:33Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight.
00:48:06And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:48:13And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:48:17Excuse me?
00:48:18Don't deny.
00:48:19Lily.
00:48:20Sherwood.
00:48:21I know I'm kind of dork.
00:48:23Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:31You don't have to pretend.
00:48:34I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know.
00:48:40You know just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:44I don't know.
00:48:54Hmm.
00:48:55Now you're gonna sit there like a good little witch.
00:49:02Witch.
00:49:06And I'm going to do whatever I want to you.
00:49:18I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:32I'm being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:45Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:51All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:50:06You can come here or here.
00:50:12I'll even let you come in here.
00:50:17God.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:21I know you wanna.
00:50:22Just admit I'm right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:32You hurt me.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:47I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:53But I wanna be inside you.
00:50:55I wanna feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:59Then take me to bed, husband.
00:51:04Call me that again.
00:51:08You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:11Fuck me.
00:51:20Tell me a story.
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:27I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore.
00:51:30And how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:34Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only red images.
00:51:41I know.
00:51:43I already know about your family.
00:51:47I wanna know about you.
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:52You want the insider info.
00:51:56You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:58You gonna tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:07Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:52:17That's not true, Eric.
00:52:20There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:52:23My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:28And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:34Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:41Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the very
00:52:48start before I was even born.
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:52I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:56I couldn't be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't be angry.
00:53:00One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:53:04If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:53:08It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:16I'm glad you did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:21Growing up with Svinson was a little different.
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:31I guess it's good.
00:53:33At least I was first in something.
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:41I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:44I'd leave, change my name, and the Svinson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:53My dad used her against me every day since.
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:06You shouldn't have asked me.
00:54:09It's okay.
00:54:11The Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:14We are the shadows.
00:54:18All you do is shine.
00:54:30You always ask me what I want.
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:41I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:46I don't hate you.
00:54:49I never did.
00:55:25Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:27Dad's got visitors.
00:55:29A bunch of old guys. I don't know who they are.
00:55:31He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dress-up doll.
00:55:34It's like freaking me out.
00:55:41Eric.
00:55:42Are you safe?
00:55:48Eric.
00:55:49Are you safe?
00:55:50For now?
00:55:52All those weird old men lived last night.
00:55:55And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:58Don't let anyone in.
00:55:59If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just-
00:56:02I know.
00:56:03I'll just do what he says.
00:56:06I always do.
00:56:07I'm so sick of this E.
00:56:10What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:12I'm never gonna let that happen, alright?
00:56:16Look, I'm close to getting the wand of light.
00:56:19The wand of light?
00:56:21Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:23You can't tell Dad secret.
00:56:27When I get the wand,
00:56:29be ready for my call.
00:56:30I have a plan.
00:56:31I barely know basic spells.
00:56:35I don't know if-
00:56:36You can.
00:56:37I know you can.
00:56:39When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:57:07Filling up Bessie.
00:57:09Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:19Oh my god!
00:57:22Why do you and Mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:28I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:30Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:33Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:36Aww, yeah, well you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning.
00:57:43Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places tied a body, by the way.
00:57:52I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:56I'm not stupid.
00:57:57And when we get the wand back-
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will.
00:58:03And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell.
00:58:06This mark will be gone.
00:58:08I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair, you know.
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:23But it's not.
00:58:26It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want and be a good heir.
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:39That's fine.
00:58:40It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:58:42Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:48All right.
00:58:49Whatever you say, sis, you know best.
00:58:54I know.
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was the last time.
00:59:10After today, we're done.
00:59:13If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:26I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:30My family's magic is dying.
00:59:32My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
00:59:35But he holds most of the power.
00:59:37And me and Sieg would just get the scraps.
00:59:39That's how he controls us.
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from the bread.
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family. I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:54That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before.
01:00:00I was going to tell you the truth.
01:00:01And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand just once.
01:00:06And then I would do whatever you wanted.
01:00:08Get a divorce, leave you alone forever.
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:17Maybe things could have been different.
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay.
01:00:23It's a nice idea.
01:00:26But our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people.
01:00:33We have different lives.
01:00:35This would have worked.
01:00:37Maybe we can win.
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:43A witch can hope.
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:55Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:10Wait, I'm driving.
01:01:11Pull over.
01:01:14What?
01:01:15What?
01:01:15What?
01:01:17What?
01:01:19What?
01:01:20What?
01:01:21What?
01:01:22What?
01:01:22What?
01:01:23What?
01:01:24What?
01:01:24What?
01:01:24What?
01:01:25What?
01:01:25What?
01:01:31What?
01:01:34What?
01:01:39What?
01:01:40Out of the line, witches!
01:02:10No!
01:02:14I can't!
01:02:18Oh no!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You... you sent the Shadow Thief?
01:02:37Of course I sent her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:04Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:38I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell home, man.
01:03:53Go to hell home, man.
01:03:53Go to hell home, man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious.
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic...
01:04:19And him finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my god.
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:17Oh my god.
01:05:20I can't save you.
01:05:21I don't have my powers.
01:05:23I need you to run.
01:05:26You could have saved yourself.
01:05:28I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:36You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:39Yeah, but I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a devil's spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:58I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:10Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas
01:06:20were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you, too.
01:06:32I love you, I love you.
01:06:35Eric.
01:06:38No!
01:06:42I love you.
01:06:45I love you.
01:06:46I love you.
01:06:48I love you.
01:06:49I love you.
01:06:50I love you.
01:06:51I love you.
01:06:51I love you.
01:06:51I love you.
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power
01:07:03to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:11Please, please, please.
01:07:20Eric.
01:07:23Please.
01:07:25Please.
01:07:37you absolute moron
01:07:42you absolute moron
01:07:44be gentle
01:07:45I was dead for like 10 seconds
01:07:49you're alive
01:07:51that is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed
01:07:54you asshole
01:07:55I thought I was doing something noble
01:07:57something cool
01:07:59the wand gave you your power back
01:08:03my mom used to say that
01:08:04the wands user granted its deepest desire
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted
01:08:11what did you want
01:08:13you
01:08:17don't scare me like that again
01:08:18okay
01:08:20you know
01:08:21I thought I heard something
01:08:24I was bleeding out
01:08:29maybe you could say it again
01:08:35maybe you could say it again
01:08:39I love you
01:08:40Eric's Vincent
01:08:43that's my girl
01:08:50let's go
01:09:03you ready for one last stop
01:09:05yeah
01:09:07yeah
01:09:25ah
01:09:27there you are
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon
01:09:32to get the job done
01:09:34now
01:09:35where is my wand
01:09:37wait
01:09:38you're supposed to be dead
01:09:40wow
01:09:41you weren't kidding
01:09:42he really is evil
01:09:44I put a barrier
01:09:46I put a barrier
01:09:47around this whole house
01:09:47it's impossible
01:09:48there's no way you should be able to be in here
01:09:50there's always a loophole
01:09:51old man
01:09:55secret
01:09:56you ungrateful brat
01:09:58how dare you betray me like this
01:10:00really dad
01:10:01playing the family card
01:10:03after you almost sold me
01:10:04into child marriage
01:10:05you ungrateful little pests
01:10:14you're powerless now
01:10:16old man
01:10:16your magic's gone
01:10:17forever
01:10:31Eric
01:10:32Otis
01:10:33Svensson
01:10:34release me this instant
01:10:36that is an order
01:10:39you can handle it from here right
01:10:41his powers are gone
01:10:42it doesn't scare me anymore
01:10:46you ungrateful little brats
01:10:47both of you
01:10:48you'll pay for this
01:10:49you will both pay for this
01:10:55yeah yeah
01:10:55talk soon pups
01:10:57we're gonna hit the road
01:10:58I said get back here
01:10:59I said get back here
01:11:01get back here
01:11:02please don't do this
01:11:04you little
01:11:22so
01:11:23where to now
01:11:24should we
01:11:24go and
01:11:25drop off the wand of life
01:11:28yeah
01:11:29but there's something
01:11:30I want to do first
01:11:32that sounds ominous
01:11:35just so happens
01:11:36that there's another
01:11:37full moon tonight
01:11:39Leona Sherwood
01:11:41are you asking me
01:11:42to hand fast
01:11:43marry you
01:11:45yeah
01:11:47I think I am
01:11:48Eric Svensson
01:11:50well
01:11:50we better hurry
01:11:51if we're gonna take
01:11:52the wand of light home
01:11:53and make it back in time
01:11:54to the hunk-a-hunk-a
01:11:55wedding chapel of love
01:11:57I wonder if they have
01:11:58the same Elvis
01:11:58I sure hope so
01:12:01but if we're gonna get
01:12:02hand fast married again
01:12:03no more secrets this time
01:12:06so is there anything
01:12:07you want to come clean
01:12:08about now
01:12:09soon to be again
01:12:10husband
01:12:13there is
01:12:13one thing
01:12:16you might want to buckle up
01:12:18we're about to go
01:12:19super speed
01:12:21Bessie could have been
01:12:21going super speed
01:12:22this entire time
01:12:24you didn't tell me
01:12:25to make our trip
01:12:25last longer
01:12:26didn't you
01:12:27you know me so well
01:12:29soon to be again
01:12:30wife
01:12:33Leona Sherwood
01:12:34will you marry me
01:12:36and not because of
01:12:38some spell
01:12:38or because it's your duty
01:12:41but because you want to
01:12:46yes I will
01:12:56really
01:12:58hell yeah
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