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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my high school room
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working no
00:00:36Sorry, Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think good
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check now
00:00:45Just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006 is prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name
00:01:25But details
00:01:27Yeah
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:41I'm actually
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and find me telling how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I wanted
00:02:00Come, come
00:02:02Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08I came back
00:02:09He came back
00:02:10Oh my god
00:02:14Ah
00:02:16Ah
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright, just hold on
00:02:28Hey
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean, go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:32How much
00:02:34How much you what?
00:02:34Hey, Mia
00:02:36Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I?
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas
00:02:58No more frown lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:16A
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to
00:03:222006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:32Miss Thompson
00:03:32Miss Thompson
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:35Mimi
00:03:36You've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:48Loser! Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:03:59High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill me
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:04:33And a model student
00:04:35She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just
00:04:39Sit
00:04:40Down
00:04:41And finish
00:04:42Your lab
00:04:43Before
00:04:44I
00:04:45Fail you
00:04:48Mia
00:04:49Joined Jessica's group
00:04:50And I
00:04:51Expect
00:04:52A perfect
00:04:53Report
00:04:54When I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops
00:05:10What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches
00:05:14You little lab rat
00:05:16A shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That acid
00:05:21Don't
00:05:22I know Mia
00:05:23But this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment
00:05:27On you
00:05:35Oh
00:05:37These are so funny
00:05:39Mia do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:51Wow Mia you
00:05:54Look
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:05:58Yeah
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes attention
00:06:12Con Con
00:06:13Please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:16Don't
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little Miss
00:06:21Stutter
00:06:22This time
00:06:24No more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:28Hmm
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me
00:06:39I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:59Mia
00:07:00Mia
00:07:01Put the bottle down
00:07:03No
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher released favorite teacher Alyssa
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:13Blame chemistry
00:07:15Oh god
00:07:17Damn Mia
00:07:19Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:24use your words don't get lost in that smile just say something no it's probably the stupidest thing
00:07:30i've ever done no no you look good kicking ass i like this new you i like the new me
00:07:38too
00:07:39goodbye shy girl hello high school 2.0
00:07:44you think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:49what's next mia running for prom queen stop stop you know what maybe i will literally no one
00:07:57knows you and you want to run against me anyone can wear a crown not people like you
00:08:06need a reminder nikki sharpie now
00:08:13if you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen i will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17feel
00:08:22everyone i'd like to make an announcement
00:08:26high school bucket list item number four be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31i'm officially running against jessica for prom queen
00:08:37mia mamacita watkins did i just hear you make the greatest announcement ever
00:08:43chris and k were my only real friends
00:08:45we lost touch after high school i am not losing them again
00:08:49i did i'm so glad you guys are here i just miss you so much and i love you
00:08:58it's been like 10 minutes but we love you too and since we love you let's get you right
00:09:09great more maggots have arrived besides the mia honestly who else is going to vote for you
00:09:16the misfits the outcasts anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect
00:09:23do the queen let's annihilate this biatch shut it wannabe lance choke and die slutty spears
00:09:31well since we're doing this raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:41okay and uh raise your hand if you want to vote for mia
00:09:52connor what the hell did you just give her was that your number
00:09:56my vote please may i not be hallucinating
00:10:03con con you already got the vote for prom king this year
00:10:07we have to do this together everyone thinks we're fairfield high's brangelina
00:10:13except for me i don't want to date you jessica
00:10:18everyone wants to date me i'm head cheerleader you're the basketball captain even our parents
00:10:24won us together it's destiny may the best girl win
00:10:30ah mr oliver fail again you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:38understood got it
00:10:42where do you think you're going we have a pop quiz on
00:10:45theory of relativity the answers are a c c b
00:10:51i'll come back for my a later
00:10:53no you're right you're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56high school bucket list item number five
00:10:58ditch class like a badass check it if i'm wrong
00:11:01i'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:06you wasted
00:11:08hush
00:11:10told ya see you later misty
00:11:20hey i just wanted to thank you for
00:11:23oh
00:11:25oh um
00:11:29hey nina
00:11:31um i'm sorry i didn't mean to um
00:11:35i'll get off you now
00:11:37uh you good
00:11:39yeah oh
00:11:41sorry your necklace
00:11:42oh no don't worry about it it's been in my family for years it's like indestructible
00:11:46oh it's pretty
00:11:47thanks um my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52she's nuts
00:11:55you know i i want to polish it up and give it to a girl i like
00:11:58wow jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01jess
00:12:03why would i give it to jess
00:12:05well because you two are a thing
00:12:07you're like the school's uh kylie and chalamet
00:12:10hello who
00:12:12uh nothing no
00:12:13it's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year so i thought
00:12:18she doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:19you do
00:12:21i see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it that's why you won my vote
00:12:28i thought you liked her wow
00:12:33to be honest with you mia
00:12:37there's only one girl that i've ever really liked
00:12:40and it's not jess
00:12:43then who
00:12:45yeah the girl that i've always really liked
00:12:49is
00:12:52oh my god mia are you okay
00:12:53sorry
00:12:54oh fuck
00:12:55no yeah i'm fine i'm great what were you saying about the who you like
00:12:58oh she's out of my league
00:13:01oh god
00:13:03yeah the girl that i've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful
00:13:09and smart
00:13:11and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me
00:13:15you're not dumb connor
00:13:18she's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22well i've actually got a plan to win her over
00:13:25so
00:13:26cool
00:13:27um but i'm not gonna ask her out until i get my grades up
00:13:31high school bucket list item number six
00:13:34pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35that you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37what did you have in mind
00:13:38well if you could help me ace this test
00:13:41i will help you win the crown
00:13:45make you prom queen
00:13:49what do you think
00:13:58everyone vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:05vote for jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09dr jessica
00:14:11come on don't you worry
00:14:14if i don't take her on now we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22oh perfect just the people i wanted to see you are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28everyone i would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34oh man here goes nothing
00:14:37connor will join too since um everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43what's his challenge
00:14:44a chemistry test
00:14:45well great chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:49sexual chemistry
00:14:52sexual what
00:14:53the rules are simple
00:14:55mia and i will test our chemistry with connor
00:14:58and you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:01you down
00:15:06yeah you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16boo no more applause jess already has the clap
00:15:19bite me me paz
00:15:20your little friend lost
00:15:22connor's mine okay
00:15:24this is the reunion all over again
00:15:26i'm not letting home in this time
00:15:28what the hell was that
00:15:29me winning
00:15:30can't wait to have that king
00:15:33concon and i are a tough act to follow but uh
00:15:36show us your best freak
00:15:39are you sure you want to do this
00:15:40it's your man mia
00:15:42shut the fuck up chris
00:15:44you don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46or anybody
00:15:46you bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50you bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother
00:15:53oops was that a secret
00:15:54all right
00:15:54i'm not doing this for them
00:15:55it's for me
00:15:57just follow my lead
00:15:59high school bucket list item number set
00:16:02make the first move
00:16:04no you follow my lead
00:16:09you follow my lead
00:16:10you follow my lead
00:16:36oh damn
00:16:37yeah we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39how dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:45i will destroy her life and i will win prom queen
00:16:49not if i can help it
00:16:51the whole town wants us together
00:16:53don't you want to leave high school a legend
00:16:56go there
00:17:00mia
00:17:02your prince is waiting
00:17:04has fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be
00:17:07stop drooling
00:17:09go over there
00:17:09or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:12go go go go go go go
00:17:14you start talking
00:17:15bye bye bye bye
00:17:17mia
00:17:18we really need to talk
00:17:21about that kiss
00:17:25where did you learn how to do that?
00:17:27college
00:17:28science majors are slodier than you think
00:17:30uh you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32no
00:17:34but i will
00:17:35one day
00:17:37my magic eight ball said so
00:17:39so you can predict the future
00:17:41actually i'm from the future right it's my secret superpower so well i hope that there's another
00:17:48run for us in our future somewhere where there's less interruptions connor i don't really kiss
00:17:58people unless i'm dating them and it's not like you want to date me so actually about that well
00:18:04let's just focus on uh beating jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later yeah
00:18:11connor might be my forever crush but he's also a forever playboy at least that's what the rumors
00:18:17say fine yeah look for your information the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at
00:18:25tomorrow's bake-off so we could team up
00:18:32wait you really think i could beat miss popular
00:18:37you could run this school if you wanted to mia you're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:51wait you're not seriously thinking about answering if you do i will embarrass you so bad
00:18:58you will wish you were dead still want to do this
00:19:04why not
00:19:06baking is just chemistry let the best baker win
00:19:11ew and i think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:17girls should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go
00:19:22what are you talking about you don't look the part yet let us help you out
00:19:38later loser
00:19:41let me guess just a bitch strikes again
00:19:44well i hope her baked goods burn in hell you want me to go curse her
00:19:48thanks for the thought k but i don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52i'm never gonna have to give you an edge something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:58meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00why
00:20:01because i'm gonna turn you into a sexy nerdy baking queen
00:20:09hey mia where are you where's your baking buddy gong gong did she chicken out last night
00:20:19all right may i present to you your future girlfriend i mean this year's bake-off hbic
00:20:29mia watkins
00:20:32yeah you look like a try hard overdressed much come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:38like i was saying you look gorgeous
00:20:41high school bucket list item number eight flirt like a hot girl
00:20:46look who's talking chef ready to win stop putting on a show this event is supposed to be about me
00:20:53who the hell do you think you are mia call me queen
00:21:01because i'm coming for your throne
00:21:12shut up or die
00:21:16all right contestants we're about to begin to your tables please uh do you have any idea what we're
00:21:22doing here oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy
00:21:26topping it's really easy what it's science meets sweets come on all right contestants the bake-off begins now
00:21:37okay okay
00:21:42like this
00:21:44like that
00:22:09cool trick bill nye the science nerd
00:22:14i hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:23oops oops
00:22:25oops
00:22:25foot slipped sorry not sorry
00:22:31my hand slipped
00:22:33oh
00:22:36oh she's awful
00:22:39oh
00:22:40if you do that again miss watkins you will be disqualified
00:22:43she just kicked our table
00:22:44i did not see jessica do anything wrong get back to work
00:22:48it's fine it's fine
00:22:50so what do we do now
00:22:51a good scientist
00:22:54always has a plan
00:22:57and
00:22:59time
00:23:02the winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:08jessica
00:23:08jessica you're up
00:23:10jessica you're up
00:23:10it is a model
00:23:12of my mansion
00:23:14and anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year
00:23:17it's so crazy
00:23:20this is our dessert
00:23:22it may look simple but it's got a little magic to it
00:23:27the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:01the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:12mia watkins
00:24:14mia the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and connor
00:24:26i can't believe it oh that's my queen that's my best friend we love her best day of my life
00:24:34i knew you could do it
00:24:38no
00:24:40caught her in that trophy you're mine
00:24:50i'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:53i'm sorry
00:24:55high school bucket list item number nine start a riot make it epic
00:25:10i'm so
00:25:27jessica team mia get over here right now
00:25:32principal davis before you say anything mia started it thank you for your honesty
00:25:39jessica you and your friends can go what no she's lying i would drop that attitude miss watkins
00:25:48you know what no i like having an attitude i lived for years without one and now it's here to
00:25:57stay
00:25:57one more bad word one more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended fine i'll stop having an
00:26:07attitude when you stop letting jessica's dad ride you oh sorry no one knows about that yet both of
00:26:15you pack your bags wait are we suspended i can't get suspended my dad's gonna fly back from his
00:26:23business trip and get me killed no no no i'm giving you a vacation day you're both free to go
00:26:29okay for real of course you're both free to go and if uh you ever need anything feel free to
00:26:34come by
00:26:35my office the door's always open how much money did her dad give you uh 147 347 dollars and 36
00:26:44quiet demon child i'll take a thought why don't you um help me clean up here my star students
00:26:52thank you
00:26:57thank you
00:26:59whoa did you see the look on his face yeah he was freaking out how did you know all that
00:27:04stuff
00:27:04though well i told you i can see the future so right it's no big deal yeah so tell me
00:27:14what do you see in our future tonight well i have to study for the science test oh yeah
00:27:20what's that one again anatomy it's the study of the human body yeah yeah you want to do it at
00:27:29my
00:27:29place my parents aren't home your place let go oh yeah like us together you're alone yeah let's go
00:27:41okay professor i promise to be a good boy
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00:31:02Hey, don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37To level the playing field.
00:31:39You?
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Connor.
00:32:07Oh my god.
00:32:08Oh no.
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:12Daddy, you're crazy.
00:32:15I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No.
00:32:32My dad's right.
00:32:32No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34No.
00:32:34No.
00:32:34Come on, come on, come on.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:55Oh, hey dad, this is Mia, she's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is-
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family, at least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad, Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even-
00:33:37You know what? Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait!
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But, we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Cellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:56Oh!
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:08No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey.
00:37:23Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade.
00:37:30So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53This is once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14What?
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:23Oh!
00:39:23Oh shit!
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27You mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:43Oh!
00:39:44Oh!
00:39:45Oh!
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better party you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:40:03walking away together.
00:40:05Really?
00:40:08You know, that walking steroid, he's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:18You are.
00:40:23You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06If you're into that.
00:41:06If you weren't like once.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:09Or not.
00:41:09I mean.
00:41:10Not.
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean.
00:41:17Our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:04What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, Con Con.
00:42:49I'm Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:54And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:25I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia Wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had bridges, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:56Actually...
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:08Gah!
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato candy.
00:45:20Yeah, show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know I.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:42You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:46Okay?
00:45:47High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:51Flam it while you've got it.
00:45:53You want my shine?
00:45:55You want my glossy.
00:45:57You want my sexy?
00:45:59You want my sassy?
00:46:01mister.
00:46:01You ain't gonna get it
00:46:04You ain't gonna get it
00:46:07You ain't gonna get it
00:46:08You ain't gonna get it
00:46:09You ain't gonna get it
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia
00:46:14Woo! Yes!
00:46:16Yes, Mia! Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back
00:46:20Wow, look at you pretending to be hot and popular
00:46:24FYI, you will never be like us
00:46:27You will never live like us
00:46:29No, I wanna live better
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that
00:46:51I can do it
00:46:52And I bet I can do it even better
00:47:05Fine, let those mouth-breakers have a dumbass party
00:47:09Bye, Jess!
00:47:14Ugh, even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:47:44Oh my wrist! I think I sprained it!
00:47:48Oh my wrist! I think I sprained it!
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey!
00:47:49Hey, Mia!
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up!
00:47:52She needs help!
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice
00:47:56Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia
00:48:03Not before I-
00:48:04Not before I tell you that I-
00:48:09Mia, I've always-
00:48:11Mia, hey!
00:48:13Hey!
00:48:13Hey!
00:48:14Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah?
00:48:16Yeah?
00:48:17Yeah?
00:48:18Yeah?
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game
00:48:23Okay!
00:48:24I was trying to recycle!
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:31I didn't see that coming
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:48:38Okay
00:48:39Hey, party's over!
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him!
00:48:43Go!
00:48:43Get out!
00:48:44Remember!
00:48:45Vote me up!
00:48:45Vote me up!
00:48:46Vote me up!
00:48:46I got you
00:48:47Come on!
00:48:49Let's go!
00:48:56Okay
00:48:59Thank you
00:49:01For saving my life
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay
00:49:05For the record
00:49:07You look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:15What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better
00:49:19Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30I would never date Jessica
00:49:32Connor
00:49:33Seriously
00:49:34Stop
00:49:36Don't
00:49:38Make promises you can't keep
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She
00:49:44I know
00:49:45She's a genius
00:49:46You're getting your grades up for her
00:49:48It's really cool
00:49:50Get some rest
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:54Can you stay with me?
00:49:58Can you stay with me?
00:50:15You're the genius dummy
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice
00:50:51Whoa!
00:50:53You scared me
00:50:56God
00:50:57No I don't
00:50:58I like to sing when I'm busy or bored
00:51:01So it's never around anyone
00:51:04Which is good
00:51:05I'm not just anyone
00:51:11What is all this?
00:51:13Well
00:51:15You know the tradition
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:21You wanna help me rap?
00:51:24Mia this is amazing
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you
00:51:35Not yet anyway
00:51:40Hey
00:51:418 ball girl
00:51:44What's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit
00:51:48No you're not
00:51:49Don't even look
00:51:50I know you're not
00:51:53You're
00:51:53You're actually
00:51:56Super successful
00:51:58Really smart
00:52:01Kind
00:52:05You're pretty
00:52:07Perfect
00:52:08Actually
00:52:12No wonder I was in love
00:52:20Hold up, who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one
00:52:26I meant that I was in love with being from the future
00:52:32Because now I know all of these is awesome
00:52:36Yeah
00:52:38So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:42Jessica Alba
00:52:44So you gotta get over that Britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:50Okay
00:52:50Okay
00:52:51You know I can actually read the future also
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to
00:53:08Question
00:53:10Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games
00:53:16He's busy
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:20Wait, wait
00:53:23Connor
00:53:25Your dad
00:53:26Enough about my dad
00:53:27Actually
00:53:28Come on
00:53:29You don't wanna be late
00:53:30Okay
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love these, Mia
00:53:47This will win you crazy votes
00:53:49Sure
00:53:51But
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:57Because
00:53:57In a few months we will all glue our separate ways
00:54:02And who knows what'll happen then
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties
00:54:12Oh
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much
00:54:19I already got all their votes
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:36Me?
00:54:38No
00:54:38I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve
00:54:43But I'm sure he'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names
00:54:55Of course I do
00:54:57Well
00:54:58The hot ones
00:54:59The rest are freaks, not people
00:55:01But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08But come on now, let's see what you got
00:55:18Look, trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:24Thank you
00:55:24I got some Gucci earrings
00:55:33At least my gifts mean something
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:55:41But you can't
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:47Relax, Jack Bower
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53And I love all my subjects
00:55:56Even you
00:55:58Look
00:56:17OMG, you're twinning
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body, I mean it's perfect
00:56:33Oh, and ConCon here is your gift
00:56:35Only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:38Basketball
00:56:40I don't want anything from you
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2
00:56:51No matter what I do
00:56:53Jess always gets her way
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor
00:56:56What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis though
00:57:05He might be down
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait
00:57:09Hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:12They're special
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy
00:57:16But because they're from you
00:57:17No, no, I know they're stupid
00:57:20And she, she won this one
00:57:22So let's just go
00:57:23Just trust me
00:57:24I got her
00:57:26They're gonna love them
00:57:27Hey you guys
00:57:28Mia has gifts for all of you
00:57:30And you're gonna love them
00:57:35Shhh
00:57:36Shhh
00:57:36Shhh
00:57:47And here we are
00:57:51It's yours.
00:58:00So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll
00:58:10remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:21I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody, shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you, too.
00:59:38You trash.
00:59:39You need some hives.
00:59:41All right, stop.
00:59:43Okay.
00:59:44All right, fine.
00:59:45You're stupid.
00:59:46Please!
00:59:52Hey, um.
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:07Mia, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:28Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33He'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you, I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's chronicles.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:45I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:54I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom.
01:02:18No plastics for prom.
01:02:20No plastics for prom.
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice.
01:02:34Right?
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:46It's just that they're the Joan of Arc of rejects.
01:02:47Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting.
01:03:19Hey.
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:22Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is going to be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:03Please rise.
01:04:04I believe in you, Mia.
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:25Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:52At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:32That our flag was still there
01:05:36Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:55And the home of the brave
01:06:20And the home of the brave
01:06:41If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing
01:06:49That I, um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:06:54Shit, that's my dad
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey
01:07:06Connor, you're gonna be fine
01:07:10This is the big game
01:07:12Yeah
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens
01:07:18Remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment
01:07:23Take that three-pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But trust me
01:07:32I trust you
01:07:35And here we go everyone
01:07:36The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:07:45There we go
01:07:51Let's go
01:08:03Come on
01:08:11And 10 seconds left, Mookie is down two points, and Conor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer.
01:08:34And there he goes!
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really.
01:09:09Sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:26Yeah.
01:09:30You were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth beater isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:46No, no.
01:09:47He won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint of me.
01:09:52But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:09:59I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait, wait.
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:18It always has been.
01:10:24Holy seconds.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:15Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed.
01:11:38With flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:11:49Mm-hmm.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:53Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00Oh my gosh.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14What?
01:12:15Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27It's so hot.
01:12:32Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:54officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes.
01:13:15You said.
01:13:16No.
01:13:16Oh.
01:13:20I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:30Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given her.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because...
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry, say it again?
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from...
01:14:08the future.
01:14:17The future.
01:14:19Yeah.
01:14:20The future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:28No.
01:14:28You're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:37I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay.
01:14:44Okay.
01:14:45Okay.
01:14:45Okay.
01:14:47Okay.
01:14:49Um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's violent.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:15:00But...
01:15:00This dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me with this dance?
01:15:08Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:15Okay.
01:15:16Let's go.
01:15:29Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hope they're alone.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:47You look so great.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Con Con, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Joss.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:48Just...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:17:57Uh-huh.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:13Ugh!
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's cracking.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them!
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying!
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen!
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Conor Oliver!
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits.
01:20:31The outcasts.
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:40You're not.
01:20:50All right.
01:20:51Ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:54Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:01And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:13Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:22You earned it.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 9021ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:06Come here.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No, no, actually...
01:22:30Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia...
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Where are you?
01:23:12High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:26What for do you people want?
01:23:32Ah!
01:23:37Ah!
01:23:40Ah!
01:23:44Ah!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated.
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone.
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:53No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:57She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:59She's like a...
01:23:59A psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04Ah!
01:24:04No!
01:24:07Ah!
01:24:09Ah!
01:24:10Ah!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing Mia talking about.
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20This isn't right!
01:24:22What?!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:49Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:25:05Here.
01:25:06Here.
01:25:07Here.
01:25:08Here.
01:25:08Here.
01:25:09Here.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11I'm okay.
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21Here.
01:25:23Here.
01:25:24Here.
01:25:26Here.
01:25:28Here.
01:25:29Here.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Neil Watkins,
01:26:04since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:07I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, classes-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions
01:26:22to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:27to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I...
01:26:31I couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:33to be my partner.
01:26:38Neil Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes,
01:26:45I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yes, of course.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:02You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06No.
01:27:08Not a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13some things you never see coming.
01:27:15I always knew.
01:27:22Yay!
01:27:25Yay!
01:27:26Yay!
01:27:27Yay!
01:27:31And no one makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37And no one sets my body on fire.
01:27:43No one gives me shivers like you.
01:27:48Oh, no one does it better.
01:27:52yeah!
01:27:55Ow!
01:27:57Ow!
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