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Sumner Comes First
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00:10You
00:11What's the matter you
00:23We should go
00:25We promised we'd help with breakfast
00:28Let's go to your room instead
00:30Your brother's not watching us
00:31I-I don't know, Bryce, I'm really not feeling this
00:36Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now
00:38Hey, just let me stick it in
00:40What? Ew, no!
00:42But you never put out
00:44Yeah, because I'm a virgin, Bryce
00:46We talked about this
00:47And you know what? Morning sex with bad breath
00:49And my brother standing five feet away
00:50Don't exactly turn me on, okay?
00:52But I thought you were supposed to be a slut
00:56What?
00:58Why would you say that?
01:00It's what everyone says
01:02You know what? We're done, okay? Get off me
01:05Babe, come on, it's a good thing
01:08Hey, what's going on? I heard yelling
01:10You know what? This is all your fault, actually
01:12What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:17Ex-boyfriend
01:17What the hell, Sumner? Come on, don't be like that
01:20No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body
01:22Because you heard all those goddamn rumors
01:24I didn't start those rumors
01:26I didn't start those rumors
01:26Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:29And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut
01:31Hey, for the record, I said I want you to be a slut
01:33What the fuck did you say?
01:35Don't touch me
01:36Don't touch me, man
01:37Get off me
01:39Corbin, don't!
01:40No, let go of me, let go of me
01:40You know he's gonna tell coach
01:43Look, I want a Bryce beatdown more than anything
01:47Especially since he got with my sister in the first place
01:50But we get into one more fight, man
01:53We're off the lacrosse team
01:56Hello
01:58Did I just walk in on some sort of messed up menage a trois?
02:01Bryce was just leaving
02:04Stay away from Sumner
02:07Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:09Half the class is staying at the lake this week
02:11Daisy Cooper's right down the street
02:12Go crash on her couch
02:13Just get your shit and go
02:25You okay?
02:26You can stop acting like you care about me
02:28He's gone
02:29Who says I'm acting?
02:31If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath
02:34Or you know what? Do
02:35And then I'll finally be rid of you
02:40I'm sad
02:52Bryce was supposed to be different
02:53He was the new kid
02:54He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut
02:56You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:59No, you just untied my bikini
03:01So I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party
03:03Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it
03:05I would do it in a heartbeat
03:07Um, public humiliation would be nice
03:10Hey, I can work with that, thank you
03:12That's something
03:14Look, Sam, I've known you since you were five years old
03:16And believe it or not, you didn't always hate me
03:18Funny, I don't remember that
03:21I know you're pissed about something and I know it's more than just me
03:25You know the worst part about being called a slut is
03:27You know, I've never even
03:33You know what? Forget it
03:35You don't know anything about me
03:37I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place
03:39Why?
03:40Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:43I mean, yeah, there's that definitely
03:44But no, mainly because you're just way better than him
03:51I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy
03:53What's his thing? He got like a huge cock or something?
03:59No? I mean, I don't know, okay? I never saw it
04:07Oh, oh, okay
04:14I was never gonna date Bryce forever, I was just sort of
04:18Using him for his body
04:21Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it
04:23I don't know, I just thought spring break, no parents
04:28I didn't want to go away to college next year without
04:32So
04:32You didn't want to graduate high school to virgin
04:34Well, now I will, thanks to you
04:37Come on
04:39I know you have this whole
04:40Lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on
04:43But there is no way you can blame that on me
04:46Oh really?
04:47Watch me
04:49Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless existence
04:54See? There, easy
04:56You were with Bryce for like four months, why didn't you just do it then?
05:00Because
05:02Because I don't know, it just didn't feel right
05:04Or good
05:08Hmm
05:10What?
05:12No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line
05:16Just never had that problem, so
05:19Aren't you special?
05:21Oh, believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good
05:26Well, you know what, maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time
05:29I mean, half the school's here, I can just pick someone and get it over with
05:34No, no, what? No, your first time needs to be with someone special
05:40Someone who sees you
05:49Yo, help me bring this stuff out
06:01What's going on with you two?
06:04Nothing
06:05Nothing
06:06Nothing
06:08Yeah, no, just trying not to kill each other, you know, nothing
06:11Nothing, nothing new
06:13She must not be trying too hard
06:15Because for a second there, it seemed like
06:18You were catching feelings
06:19Feelings? Me?
06:21Dude, come on, I don't do feelings
06:23And especially not for my sister
06:25I mean, you never do that to your best friend, right?
06:29No, of course not
06:31I mean, she's like my sister too, bro
06:34Come on
06:46You're never gonna win like that
06:49Definitely not now that you're here
06:54You gotta slow it down
06:55You know, feel it out
06:56Every game is different, but that's kinda what makes it fun
07:02What is?
07:04Figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:12To score
07:14And feel good while doing it
07:18I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:23Look, if you wanna lose your virginity before you graduate
07:25And you want it to actually feel good
07:28You should let me be your first time
07:32Adam would never forgive us
07:34He leaves a day early, we could do it then
07:36Just a one-time thing
07:38Adam is your best friend, and he's my brother
07:41You really wanna jeopardize that?
07:42Why are you even suggesting this?
07:43Maybe I owe you one
07:47You can't even make me feel good
07:49Standing in a room together
07:52Sex with you would be like
07:53Like the dentist
07:56Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy
07:58I don't mind a little gagging
08:01Look, the way I see it
08:02We would round the bases before we took it home
08:06What does that mean?
08:10Well, first I'd kiss you
08:18I'd make it feel like it actually means something
08:21Because it does
08:24And then I would slowly touch you
08:31Everywhere except where you wanted it most
08:35And then when Adam leaves, we take it home
08:37And then when Adam leaves, we take it home
08:38And then when Adam leaves, we take it home
08:44Hey, Sam, you wanna tan?
08:48Whoa!
08:50And what's going on here?
08:52Nothing. I had something in my eye
08:56Mm-hmm
08:57Didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
09:00Get your mind out of the gutter
09:02Yes, let's tan. I'll get changed
09:07Let's go
09:20What's wrong?
09:23What's wrong?
09:34you want some help i'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings thank you
09:40all good wasn't thinking about that anyway
09:49sit back relax enjoy the view
10:01i didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy
10:06oh well these aren't just any feet are they
10:10you know what if you can't make me feel good i'm not gonna want to sleep with you okay that's
10:15a good question um i guess we have a little bed on our hands then don't we
10:21yeah and when you lose you need to totally humiliate yourself okay i can come up with something
10:30but i'm not gonna lose so we have a deal do your worst so you can stand enthusiastically
10:45time to suffer
10:56yeah you know what no i'm not doing the ice punch what's wrong some you scared i'll beat your record
11:02all right fine time to make you suffer montgomery all right in three
11:22up to the shoulders
11:25breathe oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh god oh give up some sunshine's
11:30calling your name oh
11:31fuck off corbin oh my god oh my god oh my god oh what are you doing what are you
11:37doing dude what
11:38the hell oh just conserving heat really in front of my brother you can get out anytime i would
11:43gladly take the wind oh that's what i thought
12:12you know i could actually get used to this
12:14me too the water's feeling nice and warm i wasn't talking about the water
12:21you know i can't trust anything you say right now that you want to get my pants
12:28you remember that game we used to play when we were kids we'd pretend to be like wizards and monsters
12:33and
12:34whatever yeah and you were a troll i was a knight thank you very much but you remember what we
12:42used to do when
12:42we wanted to stop being pretend like when we wanted to talk to each other for real
12:55i really enjoy hanging out with you like this though
13:01well this is not a game and we're not kids anymore corb you know you can take the win
13:07i give up some wins
13:12weak sauce man
13:19congrats
13:21this whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work
13:43you're still mad at me
13:49hmm does that mean our bets off after you let me win yesterday not a chance
13:56you know i want to make you suffer right now how are you gonna do that well i've been thinking
14:03you know
14:04this is probably harder for you than it is for me so if i can get you to quit then
14:12i win you lose
14:16and you still have to humiliate yourself so your big plan is to try to get me to quit
14:25yeah
14:28i mean we both know i'm never gonna sleep with you but that doesn't mean that i can't torture you
14:36i'm gonna get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit
14:45oh yeah and how are you gonna do that
14:56whoops looks like i spilled
15:10that's a good girl cleaning up your mess how about i get the rest for you though
15:20you know since our best alone why don't we hit first base what do you say
15:29why not
15:52there you two are
15:59oh am i interrupting again no not interrupting and not again here do you want some duh
16:06which one slasher zombies or slasher vampires uh vampires all the way to started thanks
16:16you've got to be kidding me i don't know what you're talking girl be so for real
16:22well adam might be blind but i can see the sparks flying between you two like the fourth of july
16:27well then you should get your eyes checked
16:43adam you want a carpet picnic with me let these two have the couch sure
16:48better sit six feet apart give me some of that ice cream come on down some take a seat
16:56what too scared of this one oh says the guy who cried at the end of friday the 13th
17:01because i was sad she was doing it for her kid you would sympathize with a serial killer
17:09i'm not sure don't worry i'll protect you protect me from your son
17:36What are you doing?
17:38Just waiting for the right moment.
17:43I'm not reckless, I'm just opportunistic.
17:46My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away.
17:49Doesn't bother me.
17:50I was thinking maybe second base.
17:52You're unbelievable.
17:55Isn't that a no?
17:58You're insane if you think you're going to try anything.
18:01Yeah.
18:01You sure about that?
18:07Okay.
18:25You want me to stop?
18:40No!
18:41I'm too cute to eat!
18:49Time for bed, I think.
19:13Oh my god!
19:15Are you...
19:18What, you coming here to help me out?
19:20What?
19:21No, I...
19:26Like what you see?
19:27No!
19:28No!
19:28God no!
19:32Excuse me, just grabbing a towel.
19:39Well, I guess my plan's working.
19:41Oh yeah?
19:42How do you figure?
19:43It could last 24 hours.
19:45How are you going to survive the whole week?
19:47I mean, I don't mind taking care of myself before the real deal.
19:50I hope you're doing the same thing.
19:52I don't need to.
19:53Thank you very much.
19:55Yeah?
19:55You sure about that?
19:58I'm going to go use the other bathroom.
19:59Okay, you go do that.
20:07Look at this.
20:08Go.
20:09There we go.
20:09It's all annoying.
20:12Knock, knock, knock.
20:15Hey, party people.
20:16Hey, Daisy.
20:17What's going on?
20:20Grace and the other girls are staying in tonight and taking it easy.
20:24I had to leave before I lost my will to live.
20:27So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:30Yeah, he's been in his room all week playing Machine Gun Kelly on repeat.
20:35I broke into Grace's parents' liquor cabinet.
20:38Who wants a shot?
20:39Oh, I'm down.
20:40Why not?
20:41Okay.
20:42Yeah.
20:47You want a liquor?
20:49It's my favorite flavor, summer cherry.
20:52I'm okay.
20:52I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway.
20:57Trust me.
20:58It's so good with vodka.
20:59It's like a pre-chaser.
21:11All right.
21:13For spring break.
21:14Spring break.
21:15Spring break.
21:16Cheers.
21:18Woo!
21:25Let's play a game.
21:27So I can blow?
21:28Gross.
21:29Gross.
21:29No.
21:29I'm not playing that with my brother here.
21:32Um, sardines.
21:34Ooh, yes.
21:35I've always loved this house for sardines.
21:37Great.
21:38I'll hide first.
21:39Okay.
21:40I need a breather.
21:41Especially after that shot.
21:56How did you find me so fast?
21:58This has been your spot since we were kids.
22:01I won't tell Adam.
22:02Don't worry.
22:03Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map.
22:06I saw you shooting daggers at Daisy out there.
22:08You saw no such thing.
22:11You jealous?
22:13No.
22:14I'm just worried that you're gonna get mono.
22:17Oh, so you're worried about me.
22:26You know you don't need to be jealous, right?
22:41Sit down.
22:43What?
22:43Sit down.
22:47You know, since you won't take care of yourself, I think I have to take care of you.
22:51Take care of me how?
22:55Time for third base, huh?
23:09Well, I found the retainer I lost when I was 12, but no sign of some Mary Corbin.
23:15I knew this game was stupid.
23:17Let's just call it.
23:19Olly olly oxen free!
23:37Finally, it's been forever. How'd you guys not get totally bored?
23:45we had fun sneaking around mm-hmm well I got sober looking for you too I'm gonna
23:51grab another drink Mia you want one yeah I'll go with you
24:03Sumner let's dance
24:12baby I'm salvation baby you have realized that I was nothing though I should have been everything
24:20a placer of high class you really want to give them the show what you haven't meant
24:29hope you're watching Corbin
24:44summer cherry I can taste it on your tongue
24:49you did like sneaking around huh it's just a game Daisy yeah right you're a whore like everyone says
24:56I don't think so the rumors are true aren't they some you're a slut just like everyone says you
25:05don't get to talk to her like that what'd you do let him fuck you in a closet hey what's
25:10going on
25:11get the hell out of here fine I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway what you mean by
25:19sloppy sec do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says she was fired up she's a dramatic
25:26pick me Adam she'll say anything to pay attention God you're always like this Adam you'll choose
25:32anyone over your own sister just like you did in eighth grade when you laughed with everyone else
25:36I wasn't laughing yeah well you weren't helping me either that's your whole deal huh just humiliate
25:42Sumner and then let everyone at school torture her while you guys just stand there and watch I
25:47was defending you back there too little too late you can leave me alone
25:55both of you
25:56both of you
26:26I'm sorry about Daisy
26:39I'm sorry about everything you want to be more specific
26:46I'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:51no I wish you could understand how much I regret it
26:55I bet you don't even think about it
26:59uh you'd be surprised some
27:07I used to have the biggest crush on you
27:13obviously I couldn't tell you I couldn't tell anyone
27:16I mean you're my best friend's sister
27:27I guess I just acted out
27:32it's real mature Corbin
27:35I was 14 okay you were driving me crazy I couldn't stop thinking about you I couldn't
27:39keep my hands away
27:42so you tormented me I took it too far that day
27:50biggest mistake in my life
27:55I lost one of my best friends that day some
28:04want to hand me one
28:05you know how to do this
28:17yes
28:19you shouldn't go that fast
28:21well I'm hungry
28:23okay but you can't just stick it in and expect it to work out
28:27look at that already on fire
28:31damn it
28:32told you
28:35I don't know why I keep falling for assholes
28:42assholes plural
28:49I'm not admitting anything till you do
28:52what do you mean
28:57you said
28:59you had a crush on me
29:01in middle school
29:04yeah
29:09how do you feel about me now
29:13no
29:15how do I feel about you now
29:22I thought
29:24it was
29:25so obvious
29:31I really want to kiss you right now
29:36what do you want
29:38what do you want
29:41I want you to take me home
29:44you want to go home
29:47no
29:51home
30:03hey
30:04what are you doing
30:20I'm getting tired, I'm tired of waiting for you, to make your moves, you can love me better
30:32and I'm getting tired, all you can do is finish for the душ, you can love me later
30:56Yeah, yeah, all you could do is finish up and get you, turn off into the sugar, I understand
31:02Love me better than you
31:04Love me better than you do
31:16What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:19Oh nothing, just about how I won
31:23Carmen Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:27No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game
31:33Well, it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself
31:37I'll show you a treat
31:38Hey
31:42What the hell are you doing?
31:48My best friend?
31:51My sister? Adam, it's not like that
31:53First Bryce and now Corbin?
31:55Who's next, son?
31:58It's not like that, Corbin and I actually care about each other
32:01Tell him, Corb
32:02Yeah, Corbin, tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister
32:07Adam, don't talk like that
32:10Just leave somewhere
32:12Seriously?
32:16We should have never done this
32:20What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:23Hey
32:25I'm talking to you
32:26I wasn't thinking
32:27Okay, it was a spur of the moment thing
32:29Bullshit
32:30What?
32:31No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:33Okay, just drop it, man
32:34Hell, since we were fucking kids, man
32:37What's your problem?
32:38You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam
32:42I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:46Maybe I'm not the right guy for her, but someday somebody will be
32:49So you better get your shit together before that day comes
32:52Because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it anymore
32:55Hey, where do you think you're going?
32:57To apologize
33:01I can't believe for one second I thought Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me
33:06I'm so stupid
33:08You are not stupid
33:10And honestly, I'm proud of you Sumner
33:12You should sign me up for some
33:15Addicted to assholes rehab program or something
33:18Listen, you took a chance
33:20And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before
33:23Yeah, well it wasn't real
33:26It's just...
33:27Hormones or something
33:29It was real
33:31I was watching you two all week
33:32It was like sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie
33:35Yeah, well it doesn't matter anymore because
33:38Corbin's still a coward
33:40I don't know if Adam's ever gonna talk to me again
33:44He will
33:46How can you sound so sure?
33:50Because...
33:53Well...
33:55There's something I have to tell you
34:04You scumbag
34:05I know what you're gonna say
34:06I...
34:07I cannot believe you!
34:09You're such a hypocrite!
34:10You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time!
34:13What?!
34:14I told her everything Adam
34:17I don't
34:18Oh...
34:18Your sister's best friend, bro?
34:22Corbin's right
34:23If you're not cool with him and Sumner dating
34:25Then you and I should break up too
34:27Babe, come on
34:28Don't babe me!
34:30I mean it Adam
34:32You're being absolutely ridiculous
34:35But she's my...
34:37And he's my...
34:39Grow up!
34:40And wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on like double dates?
34:45Just like...
34:48Don't PDA in front of me
34:49Okay?
34:51Thanks for your blessing Adam
34:52But we won't be needing it
34:55You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
34:58Mia came to my defense before you did
35:01Son, come on...
35:02You know, don't call me that!
35:04How am I ever gonna trust you?
35:07You're just like how you were in middle school
35:09And you're never gonna change
35:24Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:26You know, you've been saying that for years
35:28I don't believe you
35:29No, I was an idiot, okay?
35:31I didn't know what to say to him
35:32So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:35You never...
35:35You never stand up for me
35:36No, I was telling the truth
35:37I wanted to apologize to you first
35:41Your words mean nothing
36:12I don't know mom, I just wanna spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:16Yeah, Adam and me are gonna drive back together
36:20I don't know how Corbin's gonna get home, he could hitchhike for all I care
36:24I love you too
36:26Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show!
36:29Adam, are we good over there?
36:30We got this angle crystal clear
36:32What are you guys doing?
36:33Just live streaming to the whole school, wanna say hi?
36:35No
36:36Okay, well you're not the main attraction anyway
36:39What's the main attraction?
36:42I'm the main attraction
36:43Ow, ow Corbin, give us a show!
36:49Shake it boy
36:49I killed both of you
36:51Come on, don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
36:56No, I do
36:57Sumner Marlow, I need you to believe me when I say this
37:02I wanna be with you
37:03And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so
37:09Hey!
37:11Hey!
37:12Hey!
37:14Okay
37:22What do you say?
37:29I wanna be with you too, Corbin
37:31Indonesia
37:32I wanna be with you, Em
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