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00:04sorry i what's got you so focused you forgot how to walk
00:10get back i give it back beg me
00:19get off me nerd
00:27don't laugh shut the hell up
00:39go pick that ball up or i'm gonna make you regret it
00:49let him go oh come on marcus you mess with him every day now you're playing hero
00:56only i get to bully him
01:01touch him again and i'll twist your head off and use it as a soccer ball
01:07you okay mind your own business he's right this is all your fault and now you're acting like some
01:12hero marcus listen to me the person i hate most in this world is you
01:22lucas i bully you because i fucking like you
01:31lucas you're home i made you your favorite hot cocoa
01:35spare me the fake nice i know what you're doing
01:38you know you're trying to win me over but let me make this clear you will never be the lady
01:43of this
01:44house
01:48what the hell is that were you trying to poison me
01:58your father won't marry me because of you if you're alive
02:02i'll never inherit his fortune so i have to get rid of you
02:06if my dad finds out you tried to hurt me he'll never marry a psycho like you
02:11too bad you won't get the chance to tell him
02:14die
02:21marcus what are you doing here i came down the chimney lucas i need to explain why i mess with
02:26you
02:42my god
02:42let go of me
02:55okay either i'm dead or i blacked out at a renaissance fair what are you a flying paper
03:01cut ah our prince charming is finally awake i am the guardian sprite of fairy tales you awaken me
03:07so i brought you into this storybook
03:12oh my god i look like a rejected disney extra
03:17why am i dressed like prince chanam's cousin who sells essential oils
03:20how can i leave this ridiculous place
03:25your highness the king commands you to depart at once to marry the princess snow white of the
03:29neighboring kingdom snow white absolutely not i'm gay i'm not about to drag some innocent
03:35girl into a straight marriage starter pack that's emotional terrorism
03:40you have got to be kidding me good morning princess snow white sleep well i'm a guy
03:46do you see the stubble the adam's apple the entire male anatomy package
03:51hmm yeah that's not supposed to happen okay looks like we've got a role assignment error
03:57let me file a ticket with fairy tale tech support oh great so how long is the wait time three
04:04business
04:04centuries why won't this thing come off i want men's clothes pants a hoodie literally anything
04:10with sleeves that aren't made in can't your character is snow white snow white has a dress
04:14it's in the contract i never signed anything you did you just didn't read the terms and conditions
04:20like everyone else look you got unlimited dresses fresh options daily it's basically princess netflix
04:30no no no no stop all right ready to meet your prince charming he'll be here soon to marry you
04:38what i'm straight i don't like men tell me how to get out of this nightmare easy you just have
04:44to truly fall in love with prince charming
04:46you're insane you inherited your father's heroic masculinity um princess the queen request your
04:57presence what is it oh my god lucas you're snow white this is amazing the evil queen yeah that tracks
05:11you're dressed like a walking jewelry store afraid people might miss how greedy you are
05:16oh my dear lucas in here i'm the queen i have everything and honestly i'm in love with this place
05:25and you are the key back to reality so if i want to stay here i'll have to kill you
05:32you're sure he's the coldest killer in the kingdom
05:37yes your majesty he's the infamous hunter nicknamed mr alpha male i hate women especially women
05:44prettier than me so snow white the most beautiful cannot be allowed to live
05:52leave your snow white leave your snow white to me
06:06die snow white
06:13snow white
06:14snow white is a man a man and he's hot
06:20who the hell are you
06:23i'm your secret lover
06:26snow white's taste is a felony
06:28i get it you're the queen's assassin she sent you to kill me she told me to eliminate you
06:34she just forgot to mention you're a man
06:37and exactly my type i've changed my mind a face like yours i couldn't possibly pull the trigger
06:47you you don't come any closer the entire palace is under the queen's control she won't stop until
06:52you're dead but i can protect you whether you come with me is your choice you protect me that's
07:00right i'm the coldest killer alive mr alpha male he actually let that little trash escape issue a
07:09kingdom-wide manhunt now a princess with an adam's apple chest hair shouldn't be hard to spot
07:17for the last time i am not marrying snow white i only want lucas your highness bad news snow white
07:24has gone missing missing perfect this snow white has a suspicious amount of testosterone wait snow white
07:32is lucas i i can't run anymore
07:43hide
07:47i'll go distract them you head east and find your fiancee prince charming he will protect you but what
07:54about you don't worry i'm a mr alpha male a few guards can't hurt me remember never enter the
08:02enchanted forest there are seven total psychos in there nobody who goes in ever makes it out alive
08:11damn he's handsome too bad he doesn't like men wait does he actually like men or not
08:19hey you ugly freaks come and catch me
08:25damn damn this dress damn the queen damn this fairy tale
08:34princess snow white her majesty request your return to the palace
08:40and what if i say no then you'll suffer a little
08:48marcus what the hell is this jerk doing here as long as i'm here
08:53nobody can lay a finger on him someone thinks a little too highly of themselves
09:02what are you doing stop it hold the unstoppable secret technique tickle attack
09:15are you okay you're wearing a prince's uniform
09:21you're prince charming no no no if you're prince charming i'd rather die or stuck here forever lucas
09:29still hates me i should hide my identity for now and give him time i'm not
09:36i'm not prince charming i'm his half brother prince charging prince prince charging what the hell is that
09:44look bright enough to light a whole kingdom that's why they call me prince charging
09:49even your horse looks gay as hell
09:53i'm heading to find my brother prince charming
09:56why don't we go together no thanks there are wild beasts around here it's dangerous alone
10:01well even if i'm wearing this stupid dress i'm still a man i'm not afraid of any beasts
10:14so want to reconsider my offer and just so you know there's more than one snake out here
10:20damn it i might actually need this jerk to protect me fine whatever
10:30stop in broad daylight what are you doing fixing my shirt what did you think
10:39damn his body is actually amazing if you want to look you can be bold i'd be honored if my
10:46muscles
10:46have your approval who's looking narcissist then do you want to touch them what what are you doing
10:59i know you want me to i don't
11:02i don't know you want me to touch them
11:05kissing a man actually feels pretty good
11:20baby open up a little more
11:22no come on no marcus thank god it was just a dream lucas lucas get a grip you're straight stop
11:42having stupid dreams like that and the guys you hate the most i'm straight i'm straight
11:49being queen feels wonderful even my hair is smoother than before this is
11:57my hair what happened to my hair wow this means snow white and prince charming have met what from now
12:06on every time their relationship grows a little deeper you'll lose another patch of hair and when
12:12they truly fall in love your head will become one perfectly smooth boiled egg
12:18no lucas marcus i'll kill you both
12:22spread my order hunt down snow white across the entire kingdom alive or dead
12:28your majesty perhaps the legendary magic mirror could cure your boldness
12:32right the all-knowing mirror it has to be able to fix my hair
12:37go find that mirror immediately i want it brought to me within three days
12:44lucas once i catch you i'll gonna pluck every single hair off your head
12:53look is that a princess princess that's obviously a man a man who likes wearing dresses
13:00hey handsome cute dress mind lend it to my big sis sometime
13:05just ignore them i hate this dress oh my goodness whose daughter is this she's so tall
13:17mom that lady has stubble don't say nonsense apologize to the lady wait
13:25he really does have stubble i'm a man a man in a dress
13:30sick calm down don't bother with them
13:38look there's a hot girl bathing man tonight's our lucky night
13:44why does the voice sound like a guy you know nothing androger and your beauty is trending
13:53it's a man my eyes hey i haven't even screamed yet what are you screaming i swear i'll never peek
13:58at bathing girls again please stop sending cross-dressing dudes to test me
14:03i've had enough of this sprite fairy whatever just get out here right now
14:12i want to get rid of this damn dress well it's not impossible play a game with me and you
14:19can change
14:19it what game look
14:26no way whatever the game is i won't play anything with him hey what did i do to you this
14:31time then i
14:32guess you'll just keep wearing the dress honestly the more i look at it on you the better it suits
14:36you fine what game blindfold feeding lucas puts on the blindfold marcus sits three meters away lucas has
14:47to walk over and feed the strawberry to marcus that's it easy peasy but you can't use your hands
14:53you have to hold the strawberry in your mouth what kind of perverted game is that what's wrong scared
14:59who's scared i'll just pretend i'm feeding a pet okay
15:23where are you touching shut up
15:37oh my god does this count as kissing marcus this is a straight man's greatest humiliation
15:43his lips are just as soft as in my dream wait why am i reacting no no that's impossible what's
15:52wrong
15:52stomach ache i'm fine don't come closer hello i see what's going on now shut up
16:00you know i'm actually the same as you take some time wait does this mean i've actually been turned gay
16:12cooled off yet time to change the clothes
16:17finally i can get out of that damn dress
16:22i can't reveal my identity to lucas just yet please keep it a secret for me this is getting good
16:28the plot just keeps getting juicier do you think you're watching a reality show
16:41hungry hungry no i'm fine here thirsty i said i'm fine cold drop it i'm not cold
16:56i've never seen such a beautiful flower this is for you just so you know this adorable little flower
17:01completely poisonous
17:08it has no taste at all i want juice although there's no juice honey water on the house
17:14and trust me we got plenty you're not trying to watch me marcus don't do it
17:41it's all your fault we almost got stung to death and you're still laughing
17:46you're still cute when you're mad no no no i'm straight totally straight from now on
17:53you must stay at least one meter away from me
18:04marcus at your service pull me up right now didn't you just tell me to keep more than a meter
18:09away from
18:10you this pit looks at least three meters deep which meets your requirement perfectly marcus stop
18:16messing around but you literally make that rule like five seconds ago
18:19asshole just wait till i get up there i swear i'm gonna mess you up why don't you climb up
18:24here first
18:25then we'll talk marcus come back jerk all that talk about liking me was a lie bullying me at school
18:33and now abandoning me i almost believed him crying
18:39idiot didn't you leave what are you doing back here silly boy i'd never leave you here
18:45grab on i'll pull you up i've got you
18:56aren't you the captain of the football team how come you're so weak
18:59maybe because you're heavier than you look i'm literally standard weight the real problem
19:03here is you're weak fine fine it's all my fault
19:08you can scoot a little closer trust me it's way warmer over here
19:12in your dreams i'd rather freeze to death fine have it your way idiot freezing your ass off and
19:18still pretending you're fine
19:22damn it why am i in his arms
19:26hmm no wonder he won prom king two years in a row
19:29he really is good looking you're awake i i i was just
19:41what the hell are you doing
19:45lucas i'm sorry i just let me tell you marcus i'm straight i could never like you i was just
19:49being
19:49impulsive i'll never forgive you for bullying me at school you make me sick
19:54what did you say i said you make me sick there is no way i'd ever fall for a jerk
20:00like you
20:01you're right i am a jerk i'm such an idiot for falling for you marcus let go of me i'm
20:07such a
20:08fool for doing everything i could to get your attention for trying to protect you this whole time
20:13but from now on i'm not going to like you anymore
20:16i finally got rid of this jerk i should be happy but why do i feel so lost
20:23we need to figure out how to get out of here marcus i heard you
20:33grab it
20:47thanks let's go
21:17i said run
21:21do you hear me
21:23no i can't leave you to face this alone
21:30lucas get out of here i can't hold it off much longer but you what i said before i didn't
21:37mean it
21:37i lie to you what i still like you i've liked you since middle school and i never stopped
21:51i'm not leaving you here
22:05are you hurt
22:08no i'm fine
22:11no i'm fine
22:12just my legs are just a little shaky
22:22he actually risked his life to save me
22:25after i was so mean to him
22:26no i said you make me sick there is no way i'd ever fall for a jerk like you
22:31did i go too far with what i said
22:34if it weren't for him those scars would probably be on me
22:40it's ready you first
22:43marcus i said those things earlier out of anger too
22:47i know i was way out of line i'm sorry lucas
22:51would you just give us a chance i don't expect you to say yes right now i just want to
22:56know
22:57is there even a tiny chance you could ever like me
23:00how could i ever like a guy it should be an easy answer so why is it so hard to
23:04say
23:05i'm sorry i can't i'm really grateful you saved my life
23:10but i'm straight and i'll never be anything else i i'm sorry
23:16i get it i respect your choice
23:21but i'm still gonna like you anyway
23:27i'm finally free of his nonsense so why don't feel happy at all get a grip lucas
23:32you're just grateful he saved you you're not gay
23:37a glowing flower never seen one of those before it smells special
23:45it's so hot what's going on
24:08what's wrong
24:12what's wrong i want you
24:20you've got a fever why are you burning up
24:31lucas are you drunk there isn't even any alcohol out here marcus
24:35i know you want me you're not thinking straight i'm not taking advantage of you like this
25:05i know you don't know you don't want don't stop
25:20oh my god what am i doing stop just stop no i like this no it has to be that
25:28damn pollen
25:32what are you gonna do kill me no you're gonna be my servant
25:42and now i'm ordering you take me yes your highness
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30:03His Majesty also said that if you insist on marrying him, he'll hang your embarrassing baby pics at the castle
30:09gate.
30:10Your embarrassing baby pictures?
30:12Your king's got a pretty good sense of humor.
30:16Wait.
30:17So you were fucking lying to me this whole time?
30:19Lucas, I'm sorry.
30:21I didn't mean to deceive you.
30:22I was afraid that if you knew the truth...
30:24I finally accepted my feelings for you.
30:26And all this time, you were just making a fool out of me.
30:30No.
30:30Lucas, I like you.
30:32I would never hurt you.
30:33Enough!
30:33I hate being lied to more than anything.
30:35Lucas, I was wrong.
30:37Please, just let me explain.
30:42Hey!
30:43Wrong way!
30:43That's the Enchanted Forest!
30:45The Enchanted Forest?
30:46The one no one's ever made it out of alive?
30:49Damn it.
30:51Liar!
30:51You kept saying you liked me, but you were lying to me the whole time!
31:03Who's there?
31:05Another stupid just wandered in.
31:08Perfect.
31:08It's been forever since we've had fresh meat.
31:11He looks delicious.
31:13Oh, crap.
31:14I must have stumbled into the Legendary Seven Villains.
31:18God, I'd kill for a Big Mac right now.
31:23Nope!
31:24I can't hold it in!
31:25Did you see his face?
31:27He went completely white.
31:35You guys are the Legendary Seven Villains?
31:38You ever seen Demons This Handsome?
31:40We're not demons.
31:42We're victims.
31:43Victims?
31:45We used to be guards for the Evil Queen, but she wanted us to take turns being her lovers.
31:50Monday through Sunday.
31:51No repeats.
31:52We're respectable guards, okay?
31:53Not rent boys.
31:55Why would we ever agree to that?
31:56So she got mad, threw us into the Enchanted Forest, and trapped us here with dark magic.
32:01I can't believe the seven dwarves from the fairy tale actually have it this rough.
32:05We've been stuck here so long, we're dying of boredom.
32:08But hey, now you're here.
32:10At least we've got a new face around.
32:11What's your name?
32:12Where are you from?
32:12Do you have a girlfriend?
32:13Please!
32:14That's outdated.
32:15Gay is in now.
32:17So, do you have a boyfriend?
32:19Oh, so there is someone.
32:20No!
32:21Nothing like that!
32:22Then why are you blushing?
32:25I...
32:26I'm hot!
32:27Okay?
32:28Tell us more.
32:35We have a witness who says Snow White ran into the Enchanted Forest.
32:38You boys wouldn't happen to know where he is, would you?
32:41Wait, is that guy Snow White?
32:42By order of the queen, if you reveal Snow White's whereabouts, your freedom will be restored.
32:51They know I'm Snow White now?
32:53Are they gonna hand me over?
32:56Oof.
32:57You're too late.
32:58What do you mean?
32:59Snow White got eaten by a beast the second he ran into the Enchanted Forest.
33:02I saw it with my own eyes.
33:04It was brutal.
33:05Total bloodbath.
33:07Want me to take you to the scene?
33:08Though fair warning, you probably won't be able to eat for days.
33:11No, no, no.
33:13That won't be necessary.
33:14As long as I've got something to report back to the queen.
33:18Head back and inform the queen.
33:19Snow White is dead.
33:27Hey, they're gone.
33:28You're safe now.
33:30Why did you help me?
33:31Because we hate that old witch of a queen.
33:33The enemy of our enemy is our friend.
33:38Your Majesty!
33:39Word from the guard, Snow White is dead!
33:43Finally!
33:43That little noose is dead.
33:46So my hair should grow back now, right?
33:48Oh!
33:49Oh!
33:50No, no, no, no!
33:51No, no!
33:54Ah!
33:55I thought my hair was supposed to grow back once he died!
33:59That's because Snow White isn't dead.
34:01Who are you?
34:01I'm the all-knowing magic mirror.
34:04Oh, wow, Your Majesty, that hair is a bold choice.
34:07Shut up!
34:07Just tell me how to get my hair back!
34:09As long as Snow White and Prince Charming never fall in love, your hair will grow back.
34:14I'm going to the enchanted forest and killing him myself!
34:16Your Majesty, those three hairs of yours would be gone in one gust of wind.
34:20Shut up!
34:21Let me do it.
34:22I hate couples more than anything.
34:23The second I see them acting all sweet, I want to lose it.
34:26All he has to do is take one bite of this apple pie, and it's over.
34:32It's been days, and that bastard Marcus still hasn't come looking for me.
34:36Figures.
34:37You can't trust a word, men say.
34:42Who are you?
34:43I'm the little match girl's sister.
34:45The little apple pie girl.
34:46Sister?
34:47With those wrinkles, you look more like the little apple pie grandma.
34:50Oh, I have never seen such a handsome man in my life.
34:54Apple pie handsome?
34:56Wow, smells incredible.
34:58Go on, it's free.
35:00Wait, apples in fairy tales are always poisoned.
35:02You're not Joanna, are you?
35:06Who's Joanna?
35:07In fairy tales, the evil queen dresses up as an old woman and tricks Snow White into eating a poisoned
35:12apple.
35:13Joanna, stop pretending.
35:15I'm not her.
35:17I'm just the little apple pie girl.
35:19I know that's your disguise, Joanna, and your makeup is terrible.
35:23Hey, you can question my character, but not my makeup skills.
35:27Come on, let's rip the mask off her.
35:33No, no, stop.
35:36So, you really aren't Joanna.
35:38I told you I wasn't, and you still ripped my clothes off.
35:41Sorry, I got it wrong.
35:43I offered you free apple pie, and somehow I'm the bad guy.
35:47Okay, okay, don't cry. I'll eat it. I'll eat it.
35:53Lucas! Lucas!
35:55What are you doing here?
35:57I've been looking for you this whole time.
35:59Looking for me? What, so you could keep lying to me?
36:01Lucas, can you stop being impossible for one second?
36:04I'm impossible? You're the one who's heartless, shameless, and impossible.
36:06How am I heartless? How am I shameless? How am I impossible?
36:09How are you not heartless? How are you not shameless? How are you not impossible?
36:12Fine. Even if I am heartless, shameless, and impossible-
36:15What are you two doing? Practicing a damn tongue twister?
36:19Handsome, want some apple pie? Might help you calm down.
36:22I'm not hungry.
36:23Come on. Eat a little.
36:26You need energy if you're going to keep arguing.
36:28I said, I'm not hungry. Just one bite.
36:30God, you're annoying.
36:31Can't you see we're in the middle of something?
36:34Fine. I'll eat it.
36:35Happy?
36:42Get it out! Do you have any idea how hard that was to make? I pulled three all-nighters on
36:47that pie!
36:48Let, let go!
36:50What are you doing? Let him go!
36:52So you do still care about me?
36:53God, I hate couples like you!
36:55Will you two die if you stop acting lovey-dooby for one second?
36:59God!
37:00Calm down. Don't do anything stupid.
37:02You can always make another one.
37:05Seriously? It was just an apple pie.
37:07That was my masterpiece! I spent forever perfecting that poison blend!
37:12Wait, so you really were sent by Joanna?
37:14Well, obviously. Why else would I drag myself into this dump of a forest to deliver apple pie?
37:19As long as we're here, you're not hurting Lucas.
37:22I wasn't even planning to hurt him. A man that handsome is practically in danger.
37:27But the queen gave me orders. No matter what it takes, I have to keep him and Prince Charmin apart.
37:33Help! He's trying to stab me!
37:34I'm not! I was just-
37:39Please!
37:43As long as I'm here, you're not laying a finger on Lucas.
37:46I- I wasn't trying to hurt him. I was going to kill myself.
37:51I- I failed my mission. If I go back, the queen will punish me anyway. Might as well end
37:56it myself.
37:57I- Oh! Sorry. My bad.
37:59Well, be our guest.
38:02I- Wait!
38:04Your job is to keep Snow White and Prince Charming from ending up together, right?
38:09Then wouldn't Poisoning Prince Charming work just as well?
38:14You're right! Poisoning Prince Charming works just as well. Ha ha ha! Serves you right for being greedy and snatching
38:21someone else's food. That's what you get.
38:23All right. Mission accomplished.
38:26What?
38:28You do realize that pie you just swallowed was poisoned, right?
38:31Right.
38:32The pie was poisoned!
38:37Water! Somebody get me water!
38:43I think I'm dying.
38:44Ah!
38:46Huh?
38:47Marcus actually took the fall for you.
38:49That is so moving!
38:51Is this what true love looks like?
38:53If somebody did that for me, I'd marry him on the spot.
38:56I don't care if it's a man, a woman, a cat, or a dog.
38:59He didn't even know the pie was poisoned.
39:01What's so moving about that?
39:02Yeah, but before that, he jumped into that pit for you.
39:05He fought a beast for you.
39:07Keep going and I'm going to fall for him myself!
39:08Lying to you was wrong, but his feelings for you are real.
39:12Lucas, just forgive him.
39:13Yeah, come on, just forgive him!
39:14All right, all right, I get it, okay?
39:16Marcus, we just did you a huge favor, so how are you going to thank us?
39:19Me?
39:20I'm poisoned! I'm dying here!
39:22Maybe help me first?
39:24Right, he's poisoned! Come on, think of something!
39:26Hmm, but you actually look pretty good.
39:29Your skin's kind of glowing.
39:30Maybe it was fake poison.
39:32Worst case, he gets diarrhea for a couple days.
39:34Okay, that's a relief.
39:38Marcus!
39:41Marcus!
39:42Okay, we know you hate him, but this is a little much.
39:45He really is poisoned!
39:47Come on, think of something!
39:49I heard my grandpa talk about a miracle cure once.
39:52Hot oil.
39:53Heat kills poison.
39:58This kind of worm feeds on toxins.
40:01If we put it inside Marcus, it'll suck all the poison out of his body.
40:08It says the best way to get poison out is to literally beat it out of him.
40:13Watch this.
40:16You didn't just break his ribs, did you?
40:23I've got another idea.
40:24Enough!
40:24At this rate, the poison won't kill him.
40:26You too will.
40:29Maybe there is one thing that might work.
40:30What?
40:31True love's kiss.
40:32In fairy tales, Snow White eats the poisoned apple, and Prince Charmia's kiss wakes her up.
40:37Yeah, but that's a fairy tale.
40:39This is the real world.
40:40You wouldn't get it.
40:41To me, this is the fairy tale.
40:43This isn't just an excuse to kiss him, is it?
40:45Like I need an excuse.
40:46We've kissed plenty of times already.
40:52I'm only doing this to save him.
40:55And he still says he's not gay.
41:02Why didn't it work?
41:03Maybe your kiss wasn't heartfelt enough?
41:05Shut up!
41:06I'm trying to save him!
41:07Kiss him again!
41:08Kiss him again!
41:10I refuse to believe I can't kiss you awake!
41:17Lucas, it's no use.
41:18He already missed the golden seven-hour window for antidotes.
41:21He's not breathing anymore.
41:23Lucas...
41:24I'm sorry.
41:25We should bury him in the prettiest garden in the enchanted forest.
41:29How could you just die like this?
41:31You said you'd protect me forever!
41:33If you're dead, who's supposed to protect me now?
41:36Marcus, you asshole!
41:38I never got to tell you.
41:40I fell for you a long time ago.
41:42Lucas, the grave's ready.
41:44It's time.
41:45I love you, Marcus.
41:49I love you, too.
41:51You're not dead?
41:53I woke up the first time you kissed me.
41:55Then why were you playing dead?
41:56Because I wanted to hear you say you loved me a few more times.
41:58Marcus!
41:59You were messing with me again!
42:02Lucas, thank you.
42:03You've made me the happiest man in the world.
42:11So this is what love looks like.
42:13We're leaving Lucas with you.
42:14You better take good care of him from now on.
42:18Thank you for taking care of me all this time.
42:23Wait.
42:24I just thought of a way to get you out of the enchanted forest.
42:27The way is...
42:35Lucas!
42:37You didn't finish your words!
42:39What was the way out?
42:40Lucas, come back!
42:42Wait.
42:43Could Lucas' method be true love's kiss?
42:47Look in your dreams!
42:49I am not kissing you!
42:50I mean...
42:51It wouldn't hurt to try.
43:04Your majesty!
43:05Good news!
43:06Well, out with it.
43:08Mission accomplished.
43:09Prince Charming is dead.
43:10There's no way those two can end up together now.
43:13Really?
43:14I saw him eat the apple pie with my own eyes.
43:17He dropped dead right after.
43:20Excellent!
43:21If I can't poison that bitch Lucas to death,
43:23then poisoning his Prince Charming works just as well!
43:27So my hair should grow back now, right?
43:31What?
43:33What is going on?
43:36Didn't you say Prince Charming was dead?
43:38I saw him eat the pie myself!
43:41Then why is my hair still falling?
43:43Maybe...
43:44Maybe killing Prince Charming doesn't work the same way.
43:46Ah!
43:47I'm gonna kill you!
43:51Your majesty?
43:53Your majesty!
43:55Where are you?
43:56I haven't even told you who the fairest woman in the land is yet!
44:03Obviously me.
44:11I'm back?
44:16Was...
44:17Was all of that just a dream?
44:22If all of that was just a dream,
44:25then Marcus and I...
44:26You damn bald woman!
44:28Get away from me!
44:32Honey, you can't throw me out!
44:34You said you were going to marry me!
44:37I like women with hair!
44:38I do not want to wake up in the middle of the night thinking I'm holding a man!
44:42My hair will grow back!
44:44The doctor said it's hair loss from stress!
44:45Stress?
44:46You use my card every day to buy bags, shoes, and makeup!
44:50What exactly are you stressed about?
44:52If I were still queen, I'd have your head chopped off, you old fool!
44:57Queen?
44:58So it wasn't a dream.
45:00It was real!
45:01I wasted years of my youth on an old fossil like you!
45:05You owe me a huge settlement!
45:07Joanna, you tried to poison me and you still think you deserve a payout?
45:10Want to see how fast I call the cops?
45:12You bitch!
45:12If it weren't for you, I'd still be the mighty queen!
45:15Joanna, don't forget!
45:16In fairy tales, the evil queen never gets a happy ending.
45:19In the fairy tale, Snow White falls for Prince Charming.
45:23What about you?
45:24Did you fall for your Prince Charming too, Snow White?
45:27Your father's such an old fossil.
45:29There's no way he'll accept the whole LGBT thing.
45:32He'll definitely throw you out.
45:33Queen?
45:34Snow White?
45:35Are you two doing cosplay or something?
45:37If I can't inherit your father's money, then you don't get to inherit it either!
45:42Lucas is my son.
45:43He's my only heir.
45:44What happens in this family is none of your business.
45:46Oh yeah?
45:47What if your only heir is gay?
45:49You're gay?
45:53I'm not...
45:54Not?
45:54Because I heard you and that boy Marcus were all over each other, hugging, kissing, the whole thing.
46:00Shut up!
46:02Dad, yeah, I...
46:07Dad, you're not mad?
46:08Truth is, I had a boyfriend when I was younger too.
46:11What?
46:12His name was Tom.
46:13Six foot three, eight pack abs, blonde hair, blue eyes.
46:17Insanely hot.
46:19Anyway, that's all in the past.
46:21As long as you two really love each other, I don't care if it's a man or a woman.
46:26Wow!
46:27I had no idea gay was hereditary.
46:28Instead of stirring the pot, maybe you should focus on fixing that bald head of yours.
46:33Shut up!
46:36So, what was that boy's name again?
46:39Marcus.
46:40I have to go find him!
46:47Hey, nerd.
46:48Lend us some money.
46:49Get lost.
46:50I don't have time for this.
46:51You know who we are, and you still talk to us like that?
46:54I've dealt with the seven bullies.
46:56What are you two supposed to be?
46:57Hey, if you're not going to hand it over, don't blame us for what happens next.
47:03Try touching him.
47:04See what happens.
47:05If you run now, you might still make it.
47:08Come on, let's go.
47:09He's the football captain.
47:13You okay?
47:14Marcus!
47:15I missed you!
47:16Lucas!
47:18What are you doing?
47:21Marcus?
47:23Weren't we together?
47:24Together?
47:25Since when were we together?
47:26That's news to me.
47:27You don't remember?
47:28Prince Charming?
47:30The Enchanted Forest?
47:31The Seven Boys?
47:32Lucas, what are you even talking about?
47:34You ate the poisoned apple pie!
47:36I kissed you!
47:37You told me you loved me!
47:38You seriously don't remember any of it?
47:40Lucas, have you been reading too many fairy tales or something?
47:43Was it all just a dream?
47:44It wasn't a dream!
47:45Marcus, think!
47:46We went through all of that together!
47:48Lucas, I have no idea what you're talking about.
47:51And I've never liked you.
47:55Then why did you save me just now?
47:57If I see anybody getting bullied, I step in.
48:00It had nothing to do with you.
48:02What the hell happened?
48:04Why doesn't he remember any of it?
48:07Damn you, Marcus.
48:08You turned me gay, and now you don't remember any of it.
48:24Your Highness Snow White.
48:26I'm back in the fairy tale world again?
48:28You're not back.
48:30I just moved the fairy tale world into your house for now.
48:33Wasn't all of this supposed to be over?
48:35What do you want now?
48:36Relax.
48:37Snow White and Prince Charming's story still hasn't reached the finale.
48:40The finale?
48:43Come on, let's see the first ending.
48:45You're gonna love this one.
48:49Guys!
48:50Thank God!
48:51You guys made it out of the Enchanted Forest!
48:54That's thanks to you, Lucas!
48:55Me?
48:56But I didn't even finish what I was saying.
48:57You and Marcus gave us hope.
48:59You made us believe true love really can break any curse.
49:02So, we tried the true love's kiss thing too, and the curse broke.
49:05That's amazing!
49:06I'm so happy for you guys!
49:09First ending.
49:09The seven boys break the evil queen's curse and win back their freedom.
49:14Hold on.
49:14We're not done yet.
49:15There's still the second ending.
49:17Second ending.
49:19Joanna got exactly what she deserved.
49:20Mrs. Joanna, based on your test results, your hair is never growing back.
49:24No!
49:25That's impossible!
49:26Your scalp is severely inflamed.
49:27You need to stop wearing wigs immediately.
49:29What?
49:30How am I supposed to go out without a wig?
49:31Are you saying I'm supposed to spend the rest of my life as a bald beauty?
49:35Bald?
49:35Yes.
49:36Beauty?
49:36Not exactly.
49:38She'd be bald and alone for the rest of her life.
49:42And now for the third ending.
49:44The final ending.
49:45Prince Charming is about to officially confess to Snow White.
49:48That ending's probably not happening.
49:50Marcus doesn't remember any of it.
49:52Are you sure he doesn't remember anything?
49:56Marcus?
49:57I thought you didn't remember any of it.
49:59Idiot.
49:59I was messing with you.
50:01And you said you didn't even like me.
50:02I just wanted to make sure.
50:04I needed to know if you really liked me, or if you were just moved because of everything
50:07that happened in the fairy tale world.
50:09Asshole!
50:10Do you know how miserable I was?
50:12I'm sorry, Lucas.
50:13I promise I'll never make you feel that way again.
50:16Lucas, I love you.
50:17Will you be my Snow White forever?
50:23Final ending.
50:24Snow White and Prince Charming finally get their happily ever after.
50:29Alright, I'm off to mess with the next fairy tale.
50:34See you in the next story.
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