00:06Slow down Captain, slow down, what's going on?
00:09Oh Steve, I was just being chased by a really big bird and I had a really long neck and
00:14really long legs and no wings!
00:16No wings? No wings!
00:18That'll be the Australian Emu, they're a flightless bird, they can't fly but boy crikey can they run!
00:24Oh yeah, right there real quick, and it makes a noise too Steve, it was going...
00:31That's a real legend around Airpods, his name is Old Man Emu!
00:35No worries Mike!
00:52Let me tell you of an interview, with an Old Man Emu!
00:56He's got a beak and feathers and things, but the poor old fella ain't got no wings!
01:02Aren't you jealous of the wedge-tailed eagle?
01:05While the eagle's flying round and round, I keep two feet firmly on the ground!
01:11Now I can't fly but I'm telling you, I can run the pants off a kangaroo!
01:15Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do!
01:19He can't fly but I'm telling you, he can run the pants off a kangaroo!
01:27Well he was the model for the 50 cents, oom-ba-da-licho-da-da-da-da!
01:31The designer should've had more sense, oom-ba-da-licha-da-da-da!
01:35If you take a look, it'll prove to you, I can run the pants off a kangaroo.
01:44Take a look, it'll prove to you, he can run the pants off a kangaroo.
01:50He can't loop the loop like a cocky too, oom-ba-da-lip-cha-da-da-da.
01:54Swoop a toss like an albatross, oom-ba-da-lip-cha-da-da-da.
01:58You silly galah, I'm better by far than a white cockatoo or a budgerigar.
02:02They squeak and squawk and try to talk, why me and them?
02:05Like tease and talk.
02:10Well he can't fly, but I'm telling you, he can run the pants off a kangaroo.
02:19Last time I saw old man, he knew, oom-ba-da-lip-cha-da-da-da.
02:23He was chasing a female, he knew, oom-ba-da-lip-cha-da-da-da.
02:27As he shot past, I heard him say,
02:29She can't fly, but I'm telling you, she can run the pants off a kangaroo.
02:37She can't fly, but I'm telling you, she can run the pants off a kangaroo.
02:45Well, there is a moral to this ditty.
02:50Thrush can sing, but he ain't pretty.
02:54Duck can swim, but he can't sing.
02:56Nor can the eagle on the wing, he knew can't fly, but I'm telling you, he can run the pants
03:01off a kangaroo.
03:04Well, a kookaburra laughed and he said it's true.
