00:09Oh! I've killed Val!
00:17Eli!
00:18He's in the stable!
00:20Is he?
00:21What's he playing at?
00:23Eli!
00:24Eli!
00:25Eli!
00:26Eli!
00:27Oh! Oi! I'll keep it down!
00:30Have you got Val in there?
00:32Yeah, yeah. Still a bit.
00:34Ah! Well, why did you move her?
00:35A bit of privacy.
00:36Yeah, you dirty devil.
00:38No! What?
00:39Look at that blue, right?
00:41Had a stroke of genius, didn't I?
00:42This, right, is the answer to all our problems, mate.
00:47Perfect!
00:48Hang it!
00:52Move your tiny mind!
00:54Look, right, Pollard is desperate, right?
00:57We need the reddies. What's big deal?
00:59Apart from umpteen years in prison, forgive that!
01:02No, no, no, relax.
01:03Look, look, I bagged her before she opened her eyes.
01:07Sounds like a good idea to me.
01:09See, a nice one, Shadders.
01:10We are not doing it!
01:13Look, we've got to clean up, can't we?
01:14Eh?
01:15I've had enough of this. I'm going to let her have.
01:16No, let me just have a blip.
01:17Well, do it the hard way, then.
01:19Don't you have something to rub on?
01:20Get down!
01:22They were an accident.
01:24Oh, I just slipped and found myself tied to a chair with a sack over me head, did I?
01:30There's been a misunderstanding.
01:32A misunderstanding?
01:34Well, now, it's your turn to be sacked.
01:37How does it feel?
01:38Get me untied before I have you arrested as well, you bunch of inbred.
01:41I told you, we should have done it my way, didn't I?
01:44I say, leave her there, let her miss a flaming wedding.
01:48Weasel!
01:49Well, I think it's romantic, like a fairy tale.
01:53Except he's not doing it for love or romance.
01:56He's doing it to save money.
01:58You don't know that for sure, eh?
02:00This is Eric Pollard we're talking about.
02:03She's got a boiler, no?
02:04Oh, hi. I'll get that for you.
02:07Oh, talk of the devil.
02:10Shall I answer it for you?
02:11No!
02:12He's the last person I want to speak to right now.
02:17I'll get that.
02:18Don't you dare.
02:20You?
02:22I'm staying kidnapped.
02:24Madness!
02:25It was your idea to kidnap me in the first place.
02:28It's got nothing to do with me?
02:29I suppose I knocked myself out, did I?
02:31I'm giving you a chance to earn a few quid here.
02:34You are dingles, aren't you?
02:35Right, how much?
02:37I'll split the ransom 50-50.
02:39Just hang on a minute.
02:40He's right, you know.
02:41We're the ones who's taking out risk here.
02:4370-30.
02:4460-40.
02:45Final offer.
02:47All right.
02:49Right.
02:50Now, let's make Eric wish he'd never been born.
02:55They want 10,000 pounds.
02:57How much?
02:59You've got to do something.
03:00I'm scared, Eric.
03:01I will.
03:02I will.
03:03Just remain calm, OK?
03:07Are you happy now, are you?
03:08If you hurt her...
03:10Shut up, William.
03:12Don't do anything daft, Narvalock.
03:13Ring in the roses.
03:14Oh, she will get hit.
03:24Hey, I'd love to see this first.
03:26I brought her in a picture.
03:27Pull the blind to them.
03:29Oh, hey.
03:31Diahed and Paul must have been in on it as well.
03:35How could they?
03:37I think I better...
03:39Feed the pigs?
03:40Yeah, that's it, yeah.
03:41Yeah, I'll get you down.
03:44Come on, lovey.
03:45I'll make you a nice cup of tea.
03:48With a brandy.
03:50See what I can find.
03:56Don't run, don't run away.
04:03Spallon!
04:03Oh, please, guest.
04:05I knew what happened.
04:06Yeah, well, we don't know that yet, do we?
04:07So just keep it cool, will you?
04:08Cool?
04:09I'll knock his flaming block.
04:10All right, all in good time.
04:11For now, just get behind there, will you?
04:12And keep the stomach natural.
04:13Come on.
04:14Pull that tongue.
04:17Where is she?
04:19Have you ever heard of knocking?
04:20I know, you know it's rude
04:22to just be bursting through someone's door.
04:24I know, but you're up to, don't I?
04:26I'm onto your little scam.
04:27What are you, Oliver?
04:28You've got her here somewhere.
04:30Valerie!
04:30Eric.
04:31Man.
04:31You're losing the plot while we have Val.
04:33Revenge.
04:35Greed.
04:35Who knows with you lot?
04:37Well, the game was up.
04:38I want her back.
04:39No!
04:39Oh, we can't give you what we haven't got!
04:45You're very quiet, Lisa.
04:48Something you want to tell me, hmm?
04:50No.
04:52Right.
04:54Well, I shall call the police.
04:55Get them to search the police.
04:57Oh, fill your boots, man.
04:59We're not too high.
05:06How did you do that?
05:07Do what?
05:10Where's Bella?
05:11Is she in on this too?
05:12Did someone want me?
05:21It's not you.
05:23It's not you.
05:24It's an order myself.
05:24He like leaving.
05:25Oh, let's have it right, yeah.
05:26He comes round here accusing us of all sorts.
05:29Look, you heard, Lisa, butn't it!
05:31Now, look, I'm sure Val will be okay.
05:34She has been kidnapped.
05:38We were supposed to be getting married half an hour ago.
05:40You're joking.
05:41No one told her.
05:42It was meant to be a surprise.
05:45Well, maybe you should have told Val.
05:47Some people don't like surprises.
05:48Oh, Val, leave Mr Pollard alone.
05:51He's got a lot on his mind.
05:52No, no, no, no.
05:53She's right.
05:55It was a stupid idea.
05:58If I'm honest, I did want to try and save some money.
06:03You know what Val's like.
06:05She has these wild ideas.
06:07It better cost me a fortune.
06:09Ah, for what price?
06:10Love her.
06:11I did want it to be special, and she deserves the best.
06:16It's just that I wanted it to be about us.
06:21What we mean to each other.
06:23And, er, what is that exactly?
06:29We're a team.
06:32Soulmates.
06:34It's taken me a long time to realise that,
06:36but now that I do,
06:38I can't face the thought of losing her.
06:40So, Eric, cuff up the Reddies, man.
06:43Get her back.
06:43Yeah, I will.
06:45Even if it takes everything I've got.
06:49I can't help it, you see.
06:52I love her.
06:55And why didn't you say that in the first place?
07:02That's my wedding reception!
07:04And it would have been great!
07:05It would have been free, you mean!
07:07Oh, I don't know what I saw in you in the first place!
07:09The feeling is mutual, I can assure you.
07:11And I'm glad you found out,
07:13because you stopped me from making a very stupid mistake!
07:16Well, you'll flatter yourself!
07:17I would have turned you down with the altar!
07:18Oh, would that be the sacrificial altar?
07:20I beg your pardon!
07:21I beg your pardon!
07:22What do you mean the sacrificial altar?
07:25You...
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