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00:00:23Jesus! Mom, can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that? Please?
00:00:28Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:43See? The all-powerful magic heirloom? Still safe and sound.
00:00:48Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:49The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:54Yeah. And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:01But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:06Yeah. Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:10The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:13Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:18I know. Sorry.
00:01:21You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:25And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:35What?
00:01:36Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:38Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:43Mom, please-
00:01:43Understand?
00:01:47Don't worry, Mom. I'm the responsible daughter. Remember.
00:01:59Okay, Leona Sherwood. This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:07For two more nights, fuck my responsibility. I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:25Thank you. That would be $25.
00:02:29I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:34Right. It's on the house.
00:02:54There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:03Where the hell are you?
00:03:04I'm in Vegas like I said I would be old man.
00:03:06Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:10Remember your mission.
00:03:11Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:17debts.
00:03:18You mean your debts.
00:03:19Quiet!
00:03:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:23You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:27Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:30I am going to sell your little sister off to Old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:36Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:41Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:44Do you understand?
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:47I understand.
00:03:49Good!
00:03:50And you, keep practicing.
00:03:52You sound god-awful.
00:03:55Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:11It's two of us.
00:04:13You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:15Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:17No way.
00:04:19Totally.
00:04:19I love that show.
00:04:20I watched it in one sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:23This is one of my favorites.
00:04:25It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:27But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:28Really?
00:04:30I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:35Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:41The wand of light.
00:04:43So it does exist.
00:04:45Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:47It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:50Why not?
00:04:51We're witches.
00:04:53Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:55Why can't true love?
00:04:58I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:01Lili Collins.
00:05:05Eric Phillips.
00:05:06Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:09Damn, he's hot.
00:05:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:12I deserve a little fun.
00:05:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:16I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:18Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:20Maybe.
00:05:39Okay, Svenson.
00:05:40Don't fuck this up.
00:05:55Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:05:57Excuse me?
00:05:58You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:06:01And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:03I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:06Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:07I know exactly who you are.
00:06:23You know who she is?
00:06:25I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:40You nervous?
00:06:41Not at all.
00:06:43You can always vote, you know.
00:06:45I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:49Not a chance.
00:06:51I'm here to win.
00:06:53You sure?
00:06:55Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:06:58Oh.
00:06:59I am very focused.
00:07:04Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other or what?
00:07:08You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:10I call.
00:07:12Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:15But don't worry.
00:07:16I'll let you go another round.
00:07:18Once I beat you.
00:07:20Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:26Eric?
00:07:28Eric?
00:07:46I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:49Eric.
00:07:50Everyone can see.
00:07:52Do you want me to stop?
00:08:09That's it.
00:08:10Let him watch.
00:08:12Give him a shower.
00:08:24Wait.
00:08:25Wait.
00:08:26Don't stop.
00:08:27Use your words.
00:08:29Tell me what you want.
00:08:31I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:33Please.
00:08:34That's a good girl.
00:08:38Eric.
00:08:39Oh.
00:08:42Oh.
00:08:42Oh.
00:08:43Oh, wait, wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:08:49Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:54No, that was from him.
00:09:05Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:07Beginner Lux, let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:10No can do.
00:09:12I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:20Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:27It is Vegas.
00:09:29Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:42You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:49It's very distracting.
00:09:53Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:09:58I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:09Eric, there are people.
00:10:11And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:17I should stop.
00:10:18This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:20You know, you were right before.
00:10:22I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:24And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:10:28But I am...
00:10:29Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:32For once in my life, I...
00:10:35I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:38Just live in the moment.
00:10:40And I think you can help me do that.
00:10:51Remove the camouflage.
00:10:53I want you to see you.
00:10:55The real you.
00:10:57But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:00I already know who you are.
00:11:02The real you wants to let go.
00:11:11No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:13He really wants me.
00:11:16The real me.
00:11:17Fuck.
00:11:19You are gorgeous.
00:11:23I want you, Eric.
00:11:26I need you.
00:11:30Spread your legs for me.
00:11:36Keep your eyes open.
00:11:39I want you to watch yourself come.
00:11:42All over my fingers.
00:11:48Keep your eyes open.
00:11:55I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:11:57They can if you stay quiet.
00:12:00Keep your eyes open.
00:12:01Or I'll stop.
00:12:06That's a good girl.
00:12:07I'm down at my hand.
00:12:13Oh my god.
00:12:15They hurt me.
00:12:16I can't.
00:12:17Just relax.
00:12:20I can't, Eric.
00:12:23It's okay.
00:12:24Don't think.
00:12:26Just tell.
00:12:28Tell me how you've been.
00:12:30So good.
00:12:31But I need more, Eric.
00:12:36You feel so good.
00:12:39I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:43So I'm going to make you come.
00:12:46I'll get you there.
00:12:48I'm going to go down.
00:12:50I want you to scream my name when you come.
00:12:53Five.
00:12:55Five.
00:12:55Four.
00:12:57Three.
00:12:58Two.
00:13:02Four.
00:13:23I can't believe I just came on his hand.
00:13:25In front of other people.
00:13:28I think this is your floor.
00:13:30Four.
00:13:32Four.
00:13:33Four.
00:13:33Four.
00:13:36I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock.
00:13:40If you decide that you want more.
00:13:42See you there.
00:13:53How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:00So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:04Mm-hmm.
00:14:05What about you?
00:14:07Me?
00:14:09I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:12The boring one, if you will.
00:14:14And I do what I'm supposed to do with all the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:20I don't believe you.
00:14:21I mean, I know how you are at an elevator.
00:14:24Oh, come on.
00:14:27Come on.
00:14:28It's Vegas.
00:14:30Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:31Just for tonight.
00:14:36So, any bad ideas?
00:14:41Just one.
00:14:48What are you doing?
00:15:06No games.
00:15:07Just fuck me already.
00:15:09I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:11Consider me wooed.
00:15:12Then we could take it slow?
00:15:13Oh, your lips say one thing.
00:15:16But your body says something else.
00:15:29Wait.
00:15:31Shit.
00:15:33I almost lost my cool.
00:15:34I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:38Oh, my God.
00:15:39I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:41That was so embarrassing.
00:15:42This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:44That was way too much.
00:15:45Hey.
00:15:46You're never too much.
00:15:48You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:50Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:53Tonight's not about your family.
00:15:55Tonight's about you.
00:15:56Remember?
00:15:57Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:00Do something that you want to do.
00:16:02Something no one would expect.
00:16:04Maybe he's right.
00:16:06I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:12For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:16She spotted the chapel.
00:16:19Just like I planned.
00:16:23So are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:26It's only temporary.
00:16:28Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:29The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:33So?
00:16:34Are you ready for a homie matrimony?
00:16:36I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:38Ah!
00:16:39Come on!
00:16:43Let's go!
00:16:48You nervous?
00:16:51Just...
00:16:52Never been married before.
00:17:00Uh, it's my sister.
00:17:02I need to take this.
00:17:03Oh, yeah.
00:17:03Take your time.
00:17:05Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:07Hey, mama.
00:17:08Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:08Come on.
00:17:09Let's do it.
00:17:11You need to come home.
00:17:12Now.
00:17:13I can't.
00:17:14Secret.
00:17:14Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:16He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:19He looks at me weird.
00:17:21It really freaks me out.
00:17:22You were my big brother, E.
00:17:24I need you.
00:17:25Here.
00:17:25Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:27But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:31Okay?
00:17:34Hey.
00:17:37Is everything okay?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:41Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:44You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:48It's only temporary.
00:17:50Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:17:56Let's go.
00:18:11Right.
00:18:12Only temporary.
00:18:14Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:20But she doesn't know that.
00:18:21And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:25Is your sister okay?
00:18:27Is something wrong?
00:18:29Nothing's wrong.
00:18:31We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:34What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:36All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:41Let's get this show started.
00:18:42Woo!
00:19:10This is it.
00:19:11I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:14The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:16If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:19:20Set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:28But I already betrayed her once.
00:19:30I wonder who's-
00:19:42Yeah.
00:20:12I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:15Be back soon.
00:20:25It's only temporary.
00:20:27Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:28The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:33That's weird.
00:20:34The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:44So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:49No, it's complicated.
00:21:20It's complicated or distracted.
00:21:23And then bring her to me.
00:21:26Idiot.
00:21:34He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:42I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:46You lying piece of troll shit.
00:21:49You didn't want me.
00:21:50You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:21:53I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:21:56You still lied to me, Eric.
00:21:57You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:21:59That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:02Okay, I did, but that was before we-
00:22:04Why before?
00:22:04Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:06Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:09I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:11I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:12I know all about you, Spensens.
00:22:15All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:20I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:25The hand fast mark, it'll fade.
00:22:28Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:30The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:32Not that part.
00:22:34Not with you.
00:22:35It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:37You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:41Lily, what?
00:22:44When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:23:00So, that didn't happen.
00:23:05My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:09Then a month went by.
00:23:12Then...
00:23:13Well...
00:23:17See, this is why you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:20It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:23Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:29Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:36Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:44I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys.
00:23:49Nothing.
00:23:50Not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:04Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:08The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:14No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:24:18I just need one night...
00:24:19To sleep without...
00:24:22Thinking about him.
00:24:46Who are you?
00:24:47What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:51Nothing.
00:24:51I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:24:56Payday?
00:24:58Someone sent you!
00:24:59Who?
00:25:00I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:02Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:05Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:21Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:23You're in over your head.
00:25:26I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:31Suit yourself.
00:25:36Suit yourself.
00:26:00Get off me! She has the wand!
00:26:03I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:08No!
00:26:12You are the reason I lost the wand! Who are you?
00:26:21The hand fast mark.
00:26:25Hello, wife.
00:26:27Miss me?
00:26:30What are you doing here?
00:26:33You know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage.
00:26:35Do a little role playing.
00:26:36But it looks like you were more into bondage.
00:26:38I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:39Shut up!
00:26:44Look, you should be thanking me.
00:26:46I did just save your home.
00:26:46Thanking you?
00:26:48You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:26:51How did you even find me?
00:26:54Wait a minute.
00:26:55You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:26:59Maybe.
00:27:00God, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:04Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you.
00:27:07Then you ghost me for six months.
00:27:09And now you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar
00:27:13and try to take my wand!
00:27:15Look, I was just gonna borrow it.
00:27:17Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good spending schemes.
00:27:20I just... I need it, okay?
00:27:23It's... it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:27Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage.
00:27:30Not yet.
00:27:31But he knows about the wand.
00:27:32If he gets a hold of it,
00:27:33he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:35Whoever controls the wand
00:27:36has the power to take over the world.
00:27:38Or... worse.
00:27:39No!
00:27:40Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:41I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:44It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:27:46She has the wand!
00:27:47That shadow thief or whatever!
00:27:49And that's your fault!
00:27:51I can get it back!
00:27:53Look, I know I don't deserve it.
00:27:55But just... give me one more chance.
00:27:58I can get the wand back,
00:28:00take care of what I need to take care of,
00:28:01and then I'll do the divorce spell.
00:28:03Please, Lili, just...
00:28:04give me one more chance.
00:28:06Please.
00:28:07I can't trust him.
00:28:08I shouldn't.
00:28:11But my gut tells me...
00:28:13this time...
00:28:14it might be different.
00:28:20No.
00:28:22No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:24It is my job, as a Sherwood heir,
00:28:27to set things right.
00:28:28So I don't let the wand
00:28:30fall into the wrong hands.
00:28:31And you really think after Vegas
00:28:33I would let you go alone
00:28:34to find the most powerful, magical object
00:28:36in the entire world?
00:28:39Fair.
00:28:39Uh, whatever you want.
00:28:41Lili.
00:28:42God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:45All right.
00:28:45I'll call you wife.
00:28:47And you can call me whatever you want.
00:28:50Eric, husband, daddy...
00:28:53Shut up!
00:28:53Don't call me wife, either.
00:28:55After we get this wand,
00:28:56we will do the divorce spell.
00:28:58Got it?
00:28:58You're breaking my heart.
00:29:00I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:03Yeah.
00:29:04You're not gonna sweet-talk your way
00:29:05into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:07We'll see.
00:29:12Now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell,
00:29:14so we have to track its trail.
00:29:17That's a ten-mile radius.
00:29:19We'll never find a wand inside that circle.
00:29:21Well, with the tracking spell,
00:29:23I get a location, okay?
00:29:24It doesn't last long, though.
00:29:26We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:28Well, lucky for you,
00:29:30I already packed our bags.
00:29:32Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:39After this, we're done.
00:29:40You got it?
00:29:41Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:29:42We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:45Cross my heart.
00:29:46Hope to die.
00:30:04You imagicked a car here?
00:30:06This isn't just any car.
00:30:15This is Bessie.
00:30:16You really expect us to track down
00:30:18the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:21In a car without a roof?
00:30:24I mean, if you're not comfortable,
00:30:29I could go by myself.
00:30:32If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:36I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:38I was going to throw in the trash.
00:30:42Then your chariot awaits,
00:30:44wife.
00:30:45wife.
00:31:04We've been driving all day,
00:31:05and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:19You're Svensson
00:31:20You don't play house with Sheryl's
00:31:22Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:24We don't have any time
00:31:25We have to find the wand, Eric
00:31:27That circle is getting further and further away
00:31:30Plus it's getting dark
00:31:31We need to stay somewhere for the night
00:31:33Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:34Because you haven't slept either
00:31:36Plus, no one can drive Bessie from me
00:31:39What is with guys and cars?
00:31:41Jesus
00:31:42No, I mean literally
00:31:44No one else can drive Bessie
00:31:45My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions
00:31:49Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it
00:31:51The Svensson's like to hoard their treasures
00:31:54Your family has issues
00:31:57Finally
00:31:57Something we can agree on
00:31:59Was this your plan all along?
00:32:01Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil
00:32:04So I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce
00:32:07Not everyone in my family is evil
00:32:10Yeah
00:32:10Okay
00:32:24You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have
00:32:28Then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you
00:32:36I promise
00:32:38No funny business
00:32:40Pinky promise
00:33:01Good night to you two
00:33:16In Vegas
00:33:19You said you had a sister, right?
00:33:22Yeah
00:33:24Sigrid
00:33:27She didn't ask to be a Svensson
00:33:29She's different than us
00:33:32Better
00:33:33Not like you?
00:33:35No
00:33:37Not like me
00:33:38But you already know that
00:33:42Okay
00:33:51Okay
00:33:55Okay
00:34:06Look, you ê³¼oke
00:34:07What did you say to me?
00:34:07How did you say to me
00:34:07Why do you say to based all the struggles
00:34:08about later
00:34:08I know
00:34:31Good morning, wife.
00:34:34I told you not to come.
00:34:52You were saying something?
00:34:54What?
00:34:58How did you know I was awake?
00:35:00The husband always knows.
00:35:09Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna shower.
00:35:14No peeking.
00:35:20Cross my heart.
00:35:22Hope to die.
00:35:30I need to get a grip.
00:35:32Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:37I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:35:50I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:05Look, I'm so close.
00:36:12Okay.
00:36:13That's it, Lily.
00:36:15Be a good girl and come for me.
00:36:25Are you ready?
00:36:29Okay, Eric.
00:36:44You said that you wouldn't look.
00:36:48I don't need to look to know what you were doing while thinking about me.
00:36:54God, you are so full of yourself.
00:36:56Do I know what I heard?
00:36:58Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:04Are you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:10And you came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:16I think about those times a lot.
00:37:19Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:45You still haven't even told me what you won't go on for yet.
00:37:49It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:37:51Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:37:55I am your wife after all.
00:37:57Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:37:59Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:02I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:05So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:07If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get handfast married.
00:38:11Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:15Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family.
00:38:19But in mine, it's huge.
00:38:21See? There you go again.
00:38:22Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:24It's never about what you want.
00:38:26I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:29If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:32Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:35That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:39You ever think of that?
00:38:41Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:42Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:44Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:05I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:07It's getting dark. You really think you should be alone?
00:39:09So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:16Fine. Just don't take too long.
00:39:21You got her in the car or what?
00:39:24Who?
00:39:25Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:27The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:32You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:34You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:37Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:39What's the end game here?
00:39:41You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:44What does she have to do with it?
00:39:46Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:39:48I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:39:53When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:39:57And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:02So you just want to use her?
00:40:03Like you use mom?
00:40:05Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:06This is not a request, boy.
00:40:09Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:14Your magic, everything.
00:40:15And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:30This isn't right.
00:40:31The trail should still be here.
00:40:34Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:36Yeah, thank you.
00:40:37Wait, how did you know my-
00:40:40You.
00:40:44But the map said that-
00:40:45That's cute.
00:40:47You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:40:55That wand is mine.
00:40:59Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:01And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:04Employer?
00:41:07Hold still.
00:41:08This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:10No, stop!
00:41:11Stop!
00:41:19Get away from her!
00:41:25Eric, the wand!
00:41:38My magic!
00:41:40She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:42You're okay.
00:41:43I got you.
00:41:45You're okay.
00:41:46You're okay.
00:41:48I don't understand.
00:41:50The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:41:52What did she want with my powers?
00:41:54The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:41:57She can't have gone far, we'll find her.
00:42:00Lay low for now.
00:42:01Eric, stop the car, I can't breathe!
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:13Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:15Look at me.
00:42:16Look at me.
00:42:16You're okay.
00:42:17You're okay.
00:42:18Just breathe.
00:42:19I got you.
00:42:20You're safe.
00:42:22I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:25I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:28Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:41I still hate you.
00:42:45If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:42:50This doesn't change anything.
00:42:52It's only scratching an itch.
00:42:55Once we get the wand,
00:42:56and we do the divorce spell,
00:42:59and we forget each other existed.
00:43:05Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:07You wanna forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:10You wanna forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:14who can make you feel this way?
00:43:20Eric.
00:43:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:31We can't do this.
00:43:34If this is what goes wrong between us,
00:43:36we can't make that mistake again.
00:43:38We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:40Let's get the wand.
00:43:41That's it.
00:43:43And then what?
00:43:45You know what happens after, Eric.
00:43:47Eric.
00:43:47We do the divorce spell.
00:43:49And we never see each other again.
00:43:51Hmm.
00:43:59Hmmm.
00:44:06There she is.
00:44:07Yeah.
00:44:12There she is,
00:44:13but we have to do this again.
00:44:15Oh.
00:44:16Oh.
00:44:17Oh.
00:44:17Oh.
00:44:17Oh.
00:44:18Oh.
00:44:20Oh.
00:44:22Smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:31I should have known.
00:44:33It's a Satyr's Inn.
00:44:36That's spelled.
00:44:38A nomen-inhabitus smell.
00:44:40It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:44:45You mean orgies?
00:44:48Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the known world.
00:44:51It lowers any fear, doubt, shame.
00:44:56Grants of your deepest desires.
00:44:59Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:11You don't.
00:45:14I'm trying not to.
00:45:33The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:37It lets go of the lies.
00:45:39It tells us what we really want.
00:45:42What I want doesn't matter.
00:45:44It matters in here.
00:45:45I don't.
00:45:46I don't.
00:45:46I don't.
00:45:46Tell me what you really want.
00:45:49You can say goodbye.
00:45:52And go our separate ways.
00:45:54Or you can tell me you want this.
00:45:57You want me.
00:46:00Tell me to stay.
00:46:04Stay here.
00:46:05Please.
00:46:07God, what is this?
00:46:08Is this just the magic?
00:46:11Is this just the magic?
00:46:11No.
00:46:14It's not the spell.
00:46:16It's freedom.
00:46:18In here, the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:21Just you.
00:46:23And me.
00:46:25I shouldn't want this.
00:46:28I know.
00:46:30I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:34Or this.
00:46:37I know.
00:46:38Share with.
00:46:39To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:46:43You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:46:46To mine.
00:46:49Give it a tear.
00:46:51To the Sharewood family.
00:46:54Who are you?
00:46:55I want you Eric
00:46:57I need you
00:47:02Tell me who you are
00:47:05Lily
00:47:06Close
00:47:11But not quite
00:47:12Tonight
00:47:15Tell me who you are
00:47:17Your wife
00:47:42This doesn't change anything
00:47:44I know
00:47:46We can have tonight
00:47:47And then tomorrow we go back
00:47:49To who we are on the outside
00:47:51Sure
00:47:52I'll go back to being my bad self
00:47:53And you can go back to pretending to be
00:47:55A good little witch
00:47:57Excuse me
00:47:58Don't deny
00:48:00Lily's shirt with Svenson
00:48:01I know I'm kind of dark
00:48:04Naughty thoughts you have
00:48:07I don't
00:48:09It's okay to be bad
00:48:11You don't have to pretend
00:48:15I don't, huh?
00:48:20You know just because I have half my magic
00:48:22Doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight
00:48:36Now you're gonna sit there
00:48:38Like a good
00:48:40Little
00:48:42Witch
00:48:47And I'm
00:48:48And until
00:48:50Ever
00:48:51I
00:48:53Want
00:48:55To you
00:48:59I don't remember packing that lingerie
00:49:01Close your eyes
00:49:05Eric, you're so good
00:49:07For being such a bad boy
00:49:11I'm
00:49:12Being properly motivated
00:49:16Not to move
00:49:18See how long it takes you to break
00:49:21For you I could stay here forever
00:49:23Pretty to think so
00:49:25Why don't we test that little theory?
00:49:28By playing a dangerous game
00:49:32All you have to do
00:49:34Is admit that I win
00:49:36I'll let you fuck me
00:49:39I'll even
00:49:41Let you come wherever you want
00:49:46You can come here
00:49:50Or here
00:49:53I'll even
00:49:54Let you come in here
00:49:56God
00:49:58Come on
00:50:00I know you wanna
00:50:02Just admit
00:50:04I'm right
00:50:06Fine
00:50:07You win
00:50:09Oh, what was that?
00:50:11You hurt me
00:50:13Oh
00:50:22So what's my prize
00:50:27I could
00:50:28Torture you
00:50:29Like you did me
00:50:32But I want to be inside you
00:50:35I want to feel you
00:50:36Squeeze me tight
00:50:38And take me to bed
00:50:39Husband
00:50:43Call me that again
00:50:47You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:50:50Yeah
00:50:50Fuck me
00:50:59Tell me a story
00:51:02Like the ones you did in Vegas
00:51:05I've got a story about
00:51:08My pet goat, Gilmore
00:51:09And how he got stuck
00:51:12On a magic carpet
00:51:13Or the story about
00:51:15How my sister tried to
00:51:16Negotiate with a troll
00:51:18Using only red images
00:51:19I already know about your family
00:51:26I want to know about you
00:51:29What's it like to be
00:51:30A Svensson heir
00:51:31You want the insider info
00:51:35You can tell me yours
00:51:36I'll tell you mine
00:51:36Are you going to tell me
00:51:38How wonderful it was
00:51:39Growing up as a
00:51:41Beloved and blessed Sherwood
00:51:46Is that what you think
00:51:47Being a Sherwood is like?
00:51:50Is that what you think
00:51:51Being a Sherwood is like?
00:51:52All fun and rainbows?
00:51:54Yeah, everybody loves your family
00:51:56That's not true, Eric
00:51:58There are so many people
00:51:59Who would love it
00:52:00If we just disappeared
00:52:02My mother has been shouldering
00:52:03All that responsibility
00:52:04And pressure for decades
00:52:06And next year
00:52:07I will be the head witch in charge
00:52:10Everyone's counting on me
00:52:11To do the right thing
00:52:12Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:14Like spending my whole childhood
00:52:16Being told that the whole world
00:52:17Depended on me
00:52:20Like never bothering
00:52:21To have any hopes
00:52:22Or dreams
00:52:24Because my whole life
00:52:25Was planned for me
00:52:26From the very start
00:52:27Before I was even born
00:52:29I'm always doing
00:52:29The right thing for the family
00:52:31I was never allowed
00:52:32To even think
00:52:33Of doing the wrong thing
00:52:35I couldn't be tired
00:52:36I couldn't be scared
00:52:37I couldn't be angry
00:52:38One mistake
00:52:40And my family
00:52:41Loses everything
00:52:42That they've ever worked for
00:52:43If this whole world
00:52:44Pays to black
00:52:44It's because I
00:52:46Messed up
00:52:46It's because I
00:52:47Didn't do a good job
00:52:52I don't think I've ever
00:52:53Said that out loud before
00:52:55I'm glad you did
00:52:57Your turn
00:53:00Growing up with
00:53:01Svinson was
00:53:03A little different
00:53:04The old man likes to say
00:53:06I was
00:53:07The first of his disappointments
00:53:09I guess it's good
00:53:11At least I was first in something
00:53:14I didn't care about
00:53:15Disappointing him
00:53:16I just wanted to
00:53:17Get away from him
00:53:19I had it all planned out
00:53:20When
00:53:21I turned sixteen
00:53:22I'd leave
00:53:23Change my name
00:53:24And the Svinson bloodline
00:53:25Would die with me
00:53:26My mom died
00:53:28When Secret was born
00:53:31My dad used
00:53:32To tear against me
00:53:34Every day since
00:53:41I'm so sorry
00:53:42Eric
00:53:43I
00:53:44I shouldn't have asked
00:53:47It's okay
00:53:49Svinsons have always lived
00:53:50In the Sherwood's shadows
00:53:53We are the shadows
00:53:57All you do is shine
00:54:08He always asks me what I want
00:54:12What do you want, Eric?
00:54:17You'd hate me if I told you
00:54:19I mean
00:54:20More than you already do
00:54:24I don't hate you
00:54:27I never did
00:54:54I don't know
00:54:57I'm so sorry
00:55:03Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:05Dad's got visitors.
00:55:07A bunch of old guys.
00:55:08I don't know who they are.
00:55:09He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dress up doll.
00:55:13It's like freaking me out.
00:55:19Eric.
00:55:20Are you safe?
00:55:26Eric.
00:55:27Are you safe?
00:55:28For now, all those weird old men left last night.
00:55:33And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:36Don't let anyone in.
00:55:37If Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:55:39I know.
00:55:41I'll just do what he says.
00:55:44I always do.
00:55:45I'm so sick of this E.
00:55:47What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:55:50I'm never going to let that happen, all right?
00:55:53Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Light.
00:55:56The Wand of Light?
00:55:59Like the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:01You can't tell Dad secret.
00:56:04When I get the Wand, you're ready for my call.
00:56:07I have a plan.
00:56:09I barely know basic spells.
00:56:12I don't know if...
00:56:13You can.
00:56:14I know you can.
00:56:17When time is right, you'll be ready.
00:56:25Call and it.
00:56:44Filling up Bessie, meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:56:57Oh my god! Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:01A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:05I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:07Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:10Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:13Oh, yeah, well you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:17Oh, aren't we feisty this morning?
00:57:20Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:22Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:25I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:29I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:31I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:33I'm not stupid.
00:57:34And when we get the wand back...
00:57:36You mean if you get the wand back?
00:57:39We will.
00:57:40And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell.
00:57:43This mark will be gone.
00:57:45I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:57:53It's not fair, you know.
00:57:55I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:00But it's not.
00:58:02It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:05There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want, and be a good heir.
00:58:12Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:15That's fine.
00:58:17It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:58:18But just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:24All right.
00:58:26Whatever you say, sis, you know best.
00:58:30I know.
00:58:32Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:34Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:58:45Last night was the last time.
00:58:47After today, we're done.
00:58:49If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:01I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:06My family's magic is dying.
00:59:08My father's been cashing in on broken promises three years.
00:59:11But he holds most of the power.
00:59:13And me and Sieg, we just get to scratch.
00:59:15That's how he controls us.
00:59:18If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from a brick.
00:59:23I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:25I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:26It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:30That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:34I was going to tell you the night before.
00:59:36I was going to tell you the truth.
00:59:38And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand.
00:59:40Just once.
00:59:42And then I would do whatever you wanted.
00:59:44Get a divorce.
00:59:45Leave you alone.
00:59:47Forever.
00:59:48Why didn't you tell me?
00:59:51Why didn't you tell me that morning?
00:59:53Maybe things could have been different.
00:59:57I would have asked you to stay.
00:59:59It's a nice idea.
01:00:02But our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:05And then maybe if we were different people, we have different lives, this would have worked.
01:00:13Maybe we can do it.
01:00:16Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:19A witch can hope.
01:00:27Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:31Why are you looking at me like that?
01:00:44Wait, I'm driving.
01:00:47Pull over.
01:01:06You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:14End of the line, witches.
01:01:37End of the line, witches.
01:01:39Eric!
01:01:48I can't do it.
01:01:52I can't do it.
01:01:53No, no.
01:02:03Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:05Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:09You...
01:02:10You set the shadow thief?
01:02:12Of course I set her.
01:02:14Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:27Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:31But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:02:39Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:02:53You said you needed her alive.
01:02:55The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:02:58I've reconsidered.
01:02:59Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:05Debts won't matter.
01:03:06The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:08And as for the girl, well, I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:13I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:18Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:22You're welcome.
01:03:25Go to hell, old man.
01:03:37Take it!
01:03:40No!
01:03:42The soul will be delicious.
01:03:51I can take Dad's magic.
01:03:53End him.
01:03:54Finally be free.
01:03:59Get off my wife!
01:04:08You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:21This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:29Hey, I've got you.
01:04:31You didn't run.
01:04:33You're kidding?
01:04:34I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:04:41Eric!
01:04:41You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:04:44No, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:04:46Eric!
01:04:46Oh, my God!
01:04:48Eric!
01:04:49No, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:04:50Oh, my God!
01:04:53I can't save you.
01:04:54I don't have my powers.
01:04:56Why didn't you run?
01:04:58You could have saved yourself.
01:05:01I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:05:06You...
01:05:06I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:08You're an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:13Yeah.
01:05:15But I'm your idiot.
01:05:23You took a divorce spell.
01:05:26I had a promise.
01:05:28Now you're free.
01:05:31I don't want to be free.
01:05:35I don't want to be free.
01:05:38I want to be with you.
01:05:40Just keep secrets safe.
01:05:42Safe from my father.
01:05:44Safe from all of it.
01:05:48You know, those days in Vegas...
01:05:52were the best three days of my life.
01:05:54All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:05:56What?
01:06:00I love you.
01:06:02I love you.
01:06:03I love you, too.
01:06:05I love you.
01:06:06I love you.
01:06:09Eric...
01:06:11No!
01:06:14I love you.
01:06:32The Wand of Light has the power
01:06:34to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:06:43Please, please, please.
01:06:52Please.
01:06:55Please.
01:06:57Please.
01:07:01Please.
01:07:04Please!
01:07:09You absolute moron!
01:07:13You absolute moron,
01:07:16Oh, be gentle. I was dead for like 10 seconds.
01:07:20You're alive.
01:07:23That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:27I thought I was doing something noble. Something cool.
01:07:31The wand gave you your power back?
01:07:34My mom used to say that the wand's user granted its deepest desire.
01:07:39I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:07:42What did you want?
01:07:45Oh, you.
01:07:48Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:07:52You know, I thought I heard something when I was bleeding out.
01:08:00Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:06Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:10I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:14That's my girl.
01:08:21Let's go.
01:08:35You ready for one last stop?
01:08:38Yeah.
01:08:56Ah, there you are.
01:09:01I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:05Now, where is my wand?
01:09:09Wait, you're supposed to be dead.
01:09:12Wow. You weren't kidding. He really is evil.
01:09:15I put a barrier around this whole house. It's impossible. There's no way you should be able to be in
01:09:20here.
01:09:21There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:26Secret. You ungrateful brat. How dare you betray me like this?
01:09:31Really, Dad? Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:09:36You ungrateful little pests.
01:09:45You're powerless now, old man. Your magic's gone.
01:09:48Forever.
01:10:01Eric, Otis, Svensson, release me this instant. That is an order.
01:10:09You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:12His powers are gone. It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:16You ungrateful little brats. Both of you will pay for this. You will both pay for this.
01:10:25Yeah, yeah. Talk soon, pups. We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:29I said get back here. I said get back here. Get back here. Please don't do this, you little bitch.
01:10:52So, where to now? Should we go and drop off the Wand of Life?
01:10:57Yeah. But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:02That sounds ominous.
01:11:04Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:09Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:16Yeah. I think I am Eric Sponson.
01:11:20Well, we better hurry. We're gonna take the Wand of Light home and make it back in time to the
01:11:24hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:27I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:28I sure hope so.
01:11:30But, if we're gonna get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:11:36So, is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:11:39Soon to be again, husband.
01:11:42There is one thing.
01:11:45You might want to buckle up.
01:11:47We're about to go super speed.
01:11:50Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:11:53You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:11:56You know me so well.
01:11:58Soon to be again, wife.
01:12:02Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:06And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:11But because you want to.
01:12:15Yes, I will.
01:12:26Ready?
01:12:27Oh, yeah.
01:12:29Yeah.
01:12:59We'll see you next time.
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