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Sorry Captain Your Ex-Wife Is a Top Gun
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00:00:01Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard.
00:00:03This is your captain, Carter Cohen.
00:00:05Carter has no idea I'm on board.
00:00:08God, he's gonna lose it when he sees me.
00:00:13Oh, busted already?
00:00:22Best surprise, you two!
00:00:28I love you, too.
00:00:32Oh, no, no, no.
00:00:34My husband and my best friend, my own kid, knew the whole time.
00:00:44compressor stall.
00:00:46Left engine.
00:00:47Carter!
00:00:47Get back to the cockpit and prep for the team.
00:00:50Move!
00:00:51Mom, what the hell are you doing here?
00:00:53Carter and Lindsay are done with your shit.
00:00:56Making a scene won't change a damn thing.
00:01:01Look out the window!
00:01:06Dammit.
00:01:13Carter, please!
00:01:15Let me be quiet!
00:01:16Are you fucking insane?
00:01:17Don't let her in there.
00:01:18She's trying to kill us all.
00:01:22Ten more seconds and we lose the whole flight!
00:01:25Ah!
00:01:26Shut the fuck up.
00:01:27I'll swipe.
00:01:32You're gonna regret this.
00:01:45If I get a second chance, I'm not giving up my wings for anyone.
00:02:04So why the hell am I...
00:02:07This isn't a dream.
00:02:09I'm back.
00:02:12Why can't I get this tattoo?
00:02:14You're so stuck in the stone age.
00:02:16The plane.
00:02:17We crashed.
00:02:19So why the hell am I...
00:02:21A hole?
00:02:22My daughter was going nuts over a tattoo.
00:02:25I'm back a year ago.
00:02:29Oh my god, Lindsay.
00:02:31That's straight fire.
00:02:32Full back piece, you'd go viral overnight.
00:02:35Right?
00:02:35Chloe actually gets me.
00:02:37Unlike mom who thinks everything is inappropriate.
00:02:41It's just self-expression, Caitlin.
00:02:43You can't keep her in a bubble forever.
00:02:45You suck the air out of every room you're in, Kate.
00:02:48You pulled up to the open house looking like...
00:02:51That.
00:02:53I told them you were the nanny.
00:02:54They think Chloe should be my mom anyway.
00:02:57She is happier when you're around.
00:02:58You should come by more often.
00:03:09So this is my reward.
00:03:11I love you too.
00:03:12For hiding who it really was, including as a top fighter pilot.
00:03:15I'm so done.
00:03:20Ow!
00:03:21Lindsay!
00:03:21I don't care.
00:03:22I'm getting the damn skull.
00:03:25Lindsay.
00:03:26I'm not saying never.
00:03:27It's just a tattoo of that big, permanent...
00:03:30Just wait till you're 18.
00:03:32Okay?
00:03:33Ugh!
00:03:34Lindsay!
00:03:36Stop trying to control every single thing I do.
00:03:39Chloe was right about you.
00:03:40You just try to control my whole life.
00:03:42I hate you!
00:03:44Lindsay.
00:03:48Ow!
00:03:52Oh god, stop screaming for five seconds.
00:03:55Jesus, just wipe it off.
00:03:56Caitlin, stop.
00:03:58You're scaring her.
00:03:59Last time, I let them rewrite me.
00:04:02My rules became control.
00:04:04Chloe's free for all became love.
00:04:06I became the bad mom in my own damn house.
00:04:11Fine.
00:04:13You want the tattoo?
00:04:15Go get it.
00:04:17What?
00:04:18You heard me.
00:04:19Go get the tattoo.
00:04:21Chloe really loved it too, right?
00:04:22I have a great idea.
00:04:24I have a great idea.
00:04:25You two should get matching pieces.
00:04:27Yes!
00:04:28Matching pieces?
00:04:29Like we're actually family?
00:04:31That would be so cute.
00:04:33I don't know, sweetie.
00:04:35My skin's kind of sensitive to needles.
00:04:39Oh, no worries.
00:04:41Carter will make sure to pick the best artist in town.
00:04:44Top tier ink.
00:04:45Full back piece.
00:04:47You two made a whole day out of it.
00:04:48Bonding moment!
00:04:49Wait.
00:04:50Are you actually serious?
00:04:51You're cool with me taking Chloe and Lindsay out.
00:04:53Like, right now.
00:04:55Yeah.
00:04:56Why not?
00:04:56I mean, god, you guys need a break.
00:04:59You'd have so much more fun without me in there.
00:05:01Bringing the vibe down.
00:05:05Let's go before she flips out again.
00:05:10Yeah, you two deserve each other.
00:05:12Have fun with that.
00:05:18Phoenix, counter-terror light control is in final phase trial.
00:05:21You're the only pilot currently raided.
00:05:23Country needs you.
00:05:24Are you in?
00:05:25This life won't repeat the tragedy.
00:05:28I'll be the ace I'm supposed to be.
00:05:31Mission accepted.
00:05:34Buddy, we're going back.
00:05:37We are never returning.
00:05:42Okay, Chloe.
00:05:44Don't hate me.
00:05:45The design, it's pretty ugly.
00:05:46So I changed my mind.
00:05:48Use me like a goddamn guinea pig?
00:05:50I'll deal with you later, kid.
00:05:52Katelyn was acting kind of weird today.
00:05:54You don't think she figured something out?
00:05:56Figured what out?
00:05:58Have you done anything wrong?
00:06:00Honestly, I envy her sometimes.
00:06:03You're the kind of guy that most women dream about.
00:06:11These are the ones that you got Katelyn for your anniversary.
00:06:13You're giving them to me?
00:06:15I feel like way better on you anyway.
00:06:25Marry me, Katelyn.
00:06:26All those years together, all those sweet memories, they were just lies and betrayal.
00:06:33Now I'm going to take this chance and change my fate.
00:06:42Phoenix, stand by for deployment orders.
00:06:44We need your wheels up soon.
00:06:54Buddy, you ready?
00:06:55We're done with the kitchen.
00:06:57Done with all of it.
00:06:58Time to get back to the sky.
00:07:02Something's off.
00:07:03Kate hasn't texted me all day.
00:07:05What's off?
00:07:06You carry so much pressure at home.
00:07:09Maybe don't go back tonight.
00:07:15I can't.
00:07:16And Kate, she'll know.
00:07:19She'll be passed out.
00:07:28Jesus!
00:07:33Katelyn!
00:07:34What are you doing here?
00:07:36Good thing I needed my late night walk.
00:07:38Else I wouldn't have missed the show.
00:07:41You've got it all wrong.
00:07:42Wrong?
00:07:45Chloe shouldn't be walking home alone this late at night all by herself.
00:07:50Sweetie.
00:07:51Just stay the night.
00:07:52We have the guest room.
00:07:54Come on.
00:07:55It's freezing out here.
00:08:07Hey.
00:08:09Don't get the wrong idea about the other night.
00:08:11She should just stay here.
00:08:13You know, we have a guest room.
00:08:15Plenty of space.
00:08:16Yeah, that's great.
00:08:17I mean, free help around the house, right?
00:08:22Since when do you read at night?
00:08:23You usually crash after dishes.
00:08:27The F-35 fighter jet manual.
00:08:31Trying to bond with me over work.
00:08:33If you wanted my attention,
00:08:35a little more enthusiasm in bed would have worked better than homework.
00:08:39Screw the bed.
00:08:40The desk is right here.
00:08:41I'm tired.
00:08:46Renee.
00:08:56Are you insane?
00:08:57She might see.
00:08:59She...
00:09:00She went to bed.
00:09:01Snoozing already.
00:09:11Shh.
00:09:13She might hear.
00:09:21Carter.
00:09:23Your betrayal just gave me back my time.
00:09:26Chloe.
00:09:27Congratulations.
00:09:28You finally claimed what I are to throw away.
00:09:37This is Mrs. Schneider from Lindsay School.
00:09:40She didn't show up today.
00:09:41Is everything okay at home?
00:09:46Lindsay, get your ass up.
00:09:48You're late as hell.
00:09:49I said get up!
00:09:51Where's your mom?
00:09:52Caitlin!
00:09:53Caitlin!
00:09:58God, what is Caitlin doing?
00:10:00I've got it.
00:10:02You're late.
00:10:03Let's go.
00:10:09Hey!
00:10:10Where were you?
00:10:11Lindsay's already late for school.
00:10:13Oh!
00:10:13I thought Chloe was basically the new nanny now.
00:10:16I thought she didn't handle mornings.
00:10:18I just want her to run.
00:10:20Since when do you run?
00:10:21Well, you guys keep talking about how we have no hobbies, so I'm just trying something new.
00:10:32What did you buy?
00:10:33Why is my credit card maxed out like this?
00:10:36Oh, those?
00:10:39It's a new limited edition bag.
00:10:41Some high-end makeup.
00:10:43Lindsay keeps talking about how I look outdated.
00:10:45So, I'm trying to catch up.
00:10:49I'm going to be too much stress lately.
00:10:51You know, I bet Chloe could help you out tonight.
00:10:54Try some new positions.
00:10:57What did you say?
00:11:01Positions.
00:11:02What?
00:11:03What are you talking about?
00:11:08What?
00:11:09What are you talking about?
00:11:14Yoga positions, babe.
00:11:16I mean, you got that whole flexible yoga instructor thing going on, right?
00:11:23Lindsay?
00:11:24Breakfast?
00:11:25Get your ass to school.
00:11:26Let's go.
00:11:26I'm done with carbs.
00:11:28Mirror placement shake only.
00:11:30And school?
00:11:30Once I go viral, who needs school?
00:11:33We're still doing that TikTok dance later, right?
00:11:35It's going to pop off.
00:11:37Just watch.
00:11:49You used to be so sweet.
00:11:51What?
00:11:52What happened to you, kid?
00:11:56Airspace cleared.
00:11:57Based on full standby.
00:11:58Report in 24 hours.
00:12:00Fine.
00:12:00Buddy and I are leaving soon.
00:12:02Buddy!
00:12:06What are you doing?
00:12:08That fucking dog snapped at me.
00:12:10Buddy doesn't bite.
00:12:12He's trained.
00:12:12I saw it.
00:12:13He launched at her like he was crazy.
00:12:16What if he has rabies?
00:12:18I told you to get rid of that filthy mutt a hundred times.
00:12:22It chased me down the hall.
00:12:23How am I supposed to stay here if that happens every single time I pass by?
00:12:28Don't worry.
00:12:29I'm getting rid of it.
00:12:30Today.
00:12:31Don't you dare.
00:12:33Buddy does not bite.
00:12:35Easy, boy.
00:12:36I've got you.
00:12:37You're military trained.
00:12:39You don't react without reason.
00:12:41We'll be back to the army soon.
00:12:43What did you say?
00:12:46Wait.
00:12:46Look at the thing.
00:12:47It is drooling like crazy.
00:12:49What if it's a rabbit?
00:12:50Dad, rabies kills people.
00:12:52Get him out.
00:12:53Please.
00:12:53I'm afraid.
00:12:54Honey.
00:12:55He's vaccinated.
00:12:56He doesn't have rabies.
00:12:59My God.
00:13:01Can't let him.
00:13:02It's fine, okay?
00:13:03I should be the one to go.
00:13:05You and that dog have always hated me.
00:13:10Animal control.
00:13:11How can we help you?
00:13:12If Buddy leaves this house, I am leaving too.
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:17I have a dog that attacked somebody.
00:13:19Might have rabies.
00:13:19Please send someone right away.
00:13:22Carter, stop!
00:13:23If you tell them he's aggressive, they will put him down.
00:13:25Then that solves the problem.
00:13:34Look, he's actually eating it.
00:13:36He's doing everything.
00:13:38Animal abuse gets crazy views.
00:13:40Trust me, this will pop off.
00:13:42Paprika and dish soap?
00:13:44Do you want to know why Buddy attacked them?
00:13:46Here's your answer.
00:13:51Are you done?
00:13:53Over a fucking dog?
00:13:54You're turning against your family.
00:13:56Over that thing?
00:13:57Buddy isn't just a pet.
00:13:58He's my family.
00:14:00Lizzie and Chloe are my family.
00:14:02If they don't want him here, he's done.
00:14:08I'll show you who runs his fucking house.
00:14:19Buddy saved my life.
00:14:20We bled together.
00:14:21We fought together.
00:14:22There.
00:14:23Buddy found him.
00:14:24He didn't leave me when I was down.
00:14:26And I will never let anyone hurt him.
00:14:29Nobody touches my wingman.
00:14:34I'm dando…
00:14:35I swear.
00:14:40Animal control.
00:14:44No!
00:14:45No, no, no!
00:14:46Please don't take him, no.
00:14:47No! No, stop, you can't.
00:14:49Please don't take him! No, please!
00:14:52No! No!
00:14:54No! No, wait!
00:14:55No!
00:14:59No, wait!
00:15:02Buddy, I'm so sorry.
00:15:08I kept thinking they were James after pulling this place a home.
00:15:11But I was so wrong.
00:15:14I'll find you, buddy.
00:15:15We're family, just not here.
00:15:31I will never forgive you!
00:15:37You threw something rot in this house.
00:15:39I'm taking back my sky.
00:15:42Call sign Phoenix.
00:15:44Reporting for duty.
00:15:48I'll find you.
00:15:52Engine one, clear.
00:15:54Engine two, clear.
00:15:56Hold up, Cap.
00:15:57Tower's clearing the deck for a military sortie.
00:15:59I think we're stuck here until they're topside.
00:16:01Full military detail.
00:16:02Who is this ace?
00:16:14Welcome back Phoenix!
00:16:16Welcome back Phoenix!
00:16:17Welcome back Phoenix!
00:16:19The ace!
00:16:20Caitlin!
00:16:21That ace is my wife!
00:16:27The ace is my wife!
00:16:29The ace is my wife!
00:16:35Jesus Christ!
00:16:37I just had the craziest dream.
00:16:39Caitlin was up there flying an F35 or something.
00:16:42You're already missing her?
00:16:46You're the one in my bed.
00:16:47Why would I be missing her?
00:16:50Then tell her you're in love with me.
00:16:53Marry me.
00:16:55Divorce her?
00:16:56Split all my money?
00:16:57To marry you?
00:16:58I'll remind that body.
00:17:02You would be Mrs. Cohen.
00:17:04You know, I'm right in the middle of my captain's upgrade eval.
00:17:07Family stability is everything right now.
00:17:11Caitlin, you never deserved that title.
00:17:14Captain's wife?
00:17:15That's mine.
00:17:16Dad!
00:17:17Hurry!
00:17:17Get out of here!
00:17:21I found this outside.
00:17:23She left her ring by the door.
00:17:25She's gone.
00:17:26She has no cash?
00:17:27No real friends?
00:17:29Where would she even crash?
00:17:30I just checked her closet, her clothing, jewelry.
00:17:34It's all still there.
00:17:35I think she's trying to freak you guys out.
00:17:38I knew it.
00:17:39She can't survive a day without me.
00:17:41Relax.
00:17:42I'll take care of everything while she's out.
00:17:45Yes!
00:17:46Finally!
00:17:47I've been dying for you to be my mom.
00:17:51Here.
00:17:52Handle everything for now.
00:17:57See, Caitlin?
00:17:58Thought we'd crash without you.
00:17:59We're flying fine.
00:18:01Keep running.
00:18:02In a week.
00:18:03Your kid.
00:18:04Your man.
00:18:05They're all mine.
00:18:09You were the best pilot I ever trained.
00:18:11You walked away for a man.
00:18:13Waste of talent.
00:18:15I'm back here to prove I still have what it takes to be in the sky.
00:18:18It's no shortcuts.
00:18:19Good.
00:18:20You're a legend.
00:18:21But regs are regs.
00:18:22Full qualification check.
00:18:23Every bucks.
00:18:24Before we pin anything back on.
00:18:28Your evaluator's in here.
00:18:29See if you still got what it takes to wear Phoenix.
00:18:34It's him?
00:18:35That chubby newbie I used to look out for.
00:18:37And now he's the one grading me.
00:18:48Honored to be your check pilot, ma'am.
00:18:56Ghazal ohs.
00:19:00Okay, thank you.
00:19:03Lindsey, did you skip school today?
00:19:05She wasn't feeling well this morning, I called her.
00:19:08I'm sick.
00:19:12Fine.
00:19:13Just this once, okay?
00:19:15I'm starving.
00:19:17I'm starving.
00:19:19Your physical is next week.
00:19:21I've tweaked the menu to keep your body fat in check.
00:19:24Back then, Caitlin was all about healthy food.
00:19:27No junk, no fun.
00:19:29And forever since I just let loose.
00:19:35Oh, that's so good.
00:19:40Paste yourself, Captain.
00:19:44Dessert's gonna be even better.
00:19:52I can't.
00:19:53I have an early flight tomorrow.
00:19:55If I get caught, I'm done.
00:19:56It's just one drink.
00:19:57Who's gonna know?
00:20:20Relax, Captain.
00:20:21Tonight I'm gonna take you higher than any flight ever has.
00:20:32Shit, that's her.
00:20:34She's back.
00:20:35Caitlin's back.
00:20:40Got some important documents?
00:20:42Yeah, please get your signature.
00:20:45Have a good day.
00:20:49Trying to scare them into chasing you?
00:20:52Pathetic.
00:20:53Won't be long before your husband's head and your kid's world are all about me.
00:20:58Who was it?
00:21:02Who was it?
00:21:05Nobody, just some dirty-door man.
00:21:10Get your Caitlin Rash off.
00:21:12This guy's yours again.
00:21:13Just like old times.
00:21:17This is your Czech pilot, Major Lewis Brady.
00:21:20Phoenix, you're clear to enter test profile.
00:21:22Let's see what you got.
00:21:39Almost heat flies this clean.
00:21:41Straight out of the manual.
00:21:45Final phase.
00:21:46Left compressor test stall.
00:21:49On my mark.
00:21:50Three, two, one, go.
00:22:05Hold it.
00:22:07My test stall.
00:22:08Correct pitch.
00:22:09Left compressor failure.
00:22:11This is exactly the same as the crash last time.
00:22:15Hold up.
00:22:16Hold up.
00:22:28That's Sink.
00:22:29She's at free-fall.
00:22:30What the hell's happening?
00:22:32Hold up.
00:22:35Caitlin, snap out of it.
00:22:36Don't let the ghosts win.
00:22:37Eyes on the horizon.
00:22:38Now.
00:22:38Not this time.
00:22:39I'm not dying in a cockpit.
00:22:42I'm rising from the ashes.
00:22:44Caitlin.
00:22:45Caitlin.
00:22:46Hold up.
00:22:47Hold up.
00:22:49Hold up.
00:22:50Hold up.
00:22:51Hold up.
00:22:52Hold up.
00:22:53Hold up.
00:22:54Hold up.
00:22:59Hold up.
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:02Yes.
00:23:02That's my girl.
00:23:04Still the damn legend.
00:23:05Phoenix is back.
00:23:10open up airline safety random drug screen chill man gotta finish being first you're the last one
00:23:18tonight come on rough day up there captain get that shit out of my face they pulled a random
00:23:33screen today your little helpers almost ruined me cold water hand wash only hang to dry got it
00:23:52major brady you've been at this all night
00:23:57this housing's rough i didn't want you uncomfortable why do you think i'm some fresh
00:24:01pair of booth street out of ots no ma'am definitely not yes i am your senior but that doesn't
00:24:07mean i
00:24:07need the princess treatment ma'am you don't think i'm doing all this just because you're my senior
00:24:13you're a major now ma'am is no longer appropriate copy that ma'am major bradshaw eight years ago
00:24:25i couldn't ask you to stay this time i'm not letting you go again
00:24:32hand wash please everyone is dumb enough to play maid like caitlin
00:24:42i'm not that stupid chloe we're screwed
00:24:48school found out that i was using ai to cheat they're talking expulsion finals are tomorrow
00:24:55i've barely shown up for classes i know nothing relax sneak your phone into the exam let ai do all
00:25:01the
00:25:01happy lifting copy paste right i'm gonna be an influencer anyway school's a total waste
00:25:08gonna be whatever trash you turn into won't be my problem mom and dad said honesty was the bottom
00:25:17line to everything if they found out that you told me to fake everything we're both toast what the hell
00:25:23are you talking about your cheating has nothing to do with me i mean your dad loves you sweetie
00:25:33just bat your eyelashes and he'll forgive you your mom is the real problem god i wish she never comes
00:25:40back exactly let her stay on forever
00:25:48sweetie if your dad just accidentally signs right here problem solved no more mom chloe you're literally
00:25:58saving my life dad i signed up for a bunch of volunteer gigs i need your signature for the
00:26:05permission slips good idea extra service hours look great on a high school application
00:26:14hold up what the hell is this
00:26:19what the hell is this
00:26:24chloe what is this credit card bill caitlin ran the house on less than half of this amount
00:26:29uh because um the groceries utilities hoa caitlin covered half of it with her savings what you thought
00:26:37that your income could run this whole house damn it she had savings should clean that out too
00:26:44your mom's been gone almost a month maybe it's time we go find her no we can't
00:26:49what did you just say she just got off the phone with her grandmother she said that caitlin is still
00:26:54really pissed and she doesn't want anyone tracking her down right now sure she has nowhere else to go
00:27:04major bradshaw you've passed every phase with flying colors effective immediately you're reinstated
00:27:10welcome home
00:27:13major bradshaw major freedom sir there's one more name on my return roster
00:27:25my alvinia buddy buddy the mwd who earned those medals with you where is he the shelter
00:27:33so i'm sorry well bring him back here we don't leave our teammates behind two legs or four
00:27:40buddy hang on i'm coming for you
00:27:45babe what's the occasion it's our wedding anniversary i'm caitlin's excuse me she's
00:27:51still the lady of this house it's about time she comes home even if she hasn't figured us out yet
00:27:57what about that dog that she treats like our kid you got rid of him flowers don't fix that
00:28:03that is why i'm picking buddy up today once she sees him she'll come running home
00:28:12you idiot you still don't know you already signed the papers caitlin you just won't stay gone will you
00:28:26caitlin
00:28:33military plates the way that's her housewife doesn't roll with a military ride
00:28:39caitlin buddy's gonna be thrilled to be back in uniform with you
00:28:48buddy
00:28:50come here come here oh hi hi buddy buddy hey where you go i go
00:29:07sorry sir but he was just adopted someone picked him up minutes ago what that's my dog you can't
00:29:14give some random my dog sir we called you multiple times we refused to reclaim him that checked him out
00:29:20healthy friendly cleared for adoption under state law
00:29:23bullshit who took my dog do not let them leave
00:29:33mr cohen this is caitlin's attorney i'm formally notifying you that divorce proceedings and asset
00:29:40division have officially begun what why did i agree to a divorce
00:29:54your signature's right there mr cohen community property the house the cars stock options accounts
00:30:01caitlin gets 50 percent
00:30:05what the fuck this is my signature but i don't remember signing this what the hell she must have
00:30:10forced it right that's the only option what does she want this is fucking insane
00:30:16caitlin mr cohen is is contesting the signature i'm gonna do a handwriting analysis handwriting what
00:30:24you're seriously doing that
00:30:27do whatever you need to i'm divorcing him no matter what
00:30:31you're seriously blowing this up over a fucking dog it's not just buddy the second you slept with
00:30:37my best friend we were over you're the one that invited chloe to stay here and now you're getting
00:30:42all paranoid making up stories save the lines i don't care anymore what are you doing right now
00:30:48sweetheart peninsula hotel tonight celebrate properly caitlin you're the one that's cheating
00:30:55peninsula hotel tonight celebrate properly so caitlin cheat on me i'm not gonna let that go
00:31:04yeah celebrating you and her both coming home sweetheart
00:31:10peninsula hotel really you don't think that's good much are you kidding me you're an air force
00:31:16legend you know how many cadets want to meet the phoenix
00:31:25brand of this it's like
00:31:35they said an ace pilot nobody said she would look like this she's even hotter when she's
00:31:39yanking you out of a dive from heck one no clue who the lucky bastard was that married her back
00:31:44then
00:31:45no retreat no surrender no retreat no surrender
00:31:53attention
00:31:57tonight's only mission major phoenix's homecoming
00:32:04commander katelyn bradshaw salute at ease everyone
00:32:10no raids tonight you can call me caitlin
00:32:16caitlin
00:32:18may have the first dance hold up lady i've been a phoenix fanboy since the academy
00:32:24this one is mine me too but phoenix pick all right
00:32:48that's all you got been gone a few years and you guys got soft
00:33:05you're really going all out with this one dance you've seen it hell yeah
00:33:10all right
00:33:29i waited eight years for this dance
00:33:32go chain the first dance tonight is yours
00:33:48kaitlin
00:33:49pulling around behind my back
00:33:51i won't let you get away with this
00:33:57seriously kaitlin i'm glad you took the recall after all this time you're still the best we've ever
00:34:03had sir thank you if it weren't for you phoenix would have never had a second shot at flying
00:34:08louis that kid's usually quiet reserved one look at you he turns into a damn show-off
00:34:14he's just trying to prove himself to his old co nothing more the way he looks at you
00:34:19is not co respect major
00:34:29excuse me sir i will be right back
00:34:39baby what the hell are you doing here
00:34:41what disappointed what are you expecting your poor side puppy
00:34:47did you follow me here you piece of head just husband checking his wife
00:34:51is that a problem now
00:34:53i thought you'd come crawling home after throwing the tantrum
00:34:56i didn't think you'd move on so fast already got yourself a new guy
00:34:59the cheater here is you
00:35:03how many times do i have to tell you chloe and i are clean you're the one that's paranoid
00:35:08i was making up stories wait you want proof fine
00:35:15have anything else to say we are getting a divorce she seduced me i i swear i
00:35:23wait you already knew you gave us space to hook up on purpose
00:35:30damn caitlin i didn't think you had it in you
00:35:33that housewife that cooked and cleaned for you well turns out she has a brain too
00:35:38shocking right you thought you knew me but you don't know half of them
00:35:42clearly i didn't at home you're all sad and tired but out there next to new guys suddenly you're glowing
00:35:50i was wrong okay i'll kick chloe out let's just start over
00:35:55not after all your betrayals your lies your friend buddy as dangerous why would you think i'm
00:36:03going to start over with you you stuck with me for 12 years of nothing and finally i'm about to
00:36:08make captain and you want to throw away captain's wife captain's wife as if it's some kind of prize
00:36:16you have no idea what i gave up for you gave up what did you give up you were broke
00:36:25nothing just
00:36:26looking for a man to carry you what could you have possibly sacrificed you want to see
00:36:35you really want to know united states air force
00:36:47so this is why you're so hell-bent on the force already got yourself an upgraded sponsor
00:36:52thing my cac card mind holding it for me ma'am sure no point in explaining to him anyway let
00:37:02me
00:37:02tell you something i'm about to pin captain at all tear air my salary doubles years of flying beat
00:37:09up jets won't touch what i'm making and you want a divorce now are you blind i was blind the
00:37:14day that
00:37:14i married you say that again are you out of your mind get off me
00:37:22we're not officially divorced legally i'm still your husband i'm just exercising my rights
00:37:28ma'am you want to go ahead call him in show him what a married couple does
00:37:37if lewis bursts in and sees this he'll snap active duty officer decks a civilian career over
00:37:43i won't let him pay for my mess i'm fine go on i'll be out in a couple minutes
00:37:51so this is your king you should tell me sooner
00:38:02so this is your king that told me sooner you what did you learn how to do that surprised
00:38:11i played the part the wife the mother you always wanted but it doesn't mean it's who i've always
00:38:16been who the hell are you what else have you been hiding
00:38:27i'm just handling my wife you got a problem with that honestly it blows my mind she ever chose you
00:38:36if you want to play hero in front of her come on let's see what you got
00:38:39no lewis stop your active duty one swing in your court martials
00:38:48no stop i don't need to swing to put him down
00:39:00she never needed cheap protection from any man
00:39:06i'm about to make captain at altair air my bonus alone beats your death gratuity
00:39:19he's clueless that's my old man's dumb
00:39:27i'm going to put it out there i think i've run that dance now ma'am
00:39:31i felt so sure high on you like no one before
00:39:38oh yeah let's come come together put our arms around each other
00:39:45be there for one another what are we waiting
00:40:04rule number one never lose your footing on the dance floor
00:40:09one of us one of us everyone getting wet today
00:40:15one of us one of us one of us one of us
00:40:23kaitlyn i gotta be honest
00:40:26i never wanted to just be your junior i wanted to take care of you as your partner
00:40:31as a man who loves you
00:40:37i just crawled out of the wreckage of a marriage
00:40:40i don't know how long it's going to take for me to let someone back in
00:40:44i'm sorry right now all i want to pour myself into is fixing the counterterrorism flight system
00:40:52and making sure no other families lose everything
00:40:54then let me be your wingman keep your eye on the target i'll cover your six make sure you're safe
00:41:00thank you
00:41:03right now this is the most honest hug i could give you as a friend
00:41:14your ex
00:41:15it's a liar and abuser handing hundreds of people over to that pilot it's a walking safety violation
00:41:20it's what keeps me up at night his record is spotless the airline is fast tracking him to captain
00:41:25what if i could make him vanish from altar air for good don't talk crazy you're a good officer but
00:41:33altar air is the top airline in the world they don't take orders from anyone it took me eight
00:41:37years to walk away from that life but for you kaitlyn i'd burn it all down again trust me i'll
00:41:43keep
00:41:44eyes on carter as soon as he slips up i will be the first one to call altar what if
00:41:49i told you i'm the
00:41:50here to altar air
00:41:57get the out of my house
00:42:05come on why leave keep drinking my house is your house a house it's a goddamn landfill what's the
00:42:16problem you always said that caitlyn was boring you love me because i'm the fun one the wild one
00:42:27my rug my baccarat glasses my cubans that magazine do you have any idea how much this
00:42:34shit costs i haven't even touched half of it look at this hall every goddamn day you're swiping my
00:42:42card like it's free you think i'm printing money here this one's for you
00:42:58this my credit card wouldn't cover a digit of this where the hell did you get the money to pay
00:43:03for it
00:43:05buy they my parents own stacks of people i just asked them to send one over for you
00:43:17of course i love it i love anything that you give me
00:43:22she only ever mentioned her ex her parents so she's a trust fund princess
00:43:28so are you taking me out or are you taking me to bed
00:43:49piece of shit
00:43:51chloe the big is rolling you don't pay up you know what happens i'm working on it i swear three
00:43:56days you know cash we harvest with useful black market pays good for fresh parts
00:44:10the house cars mortgaging all that should cover the debt
00:44:18chloe what the hell are you doing here
00:44:25chloe what the hell are you doing here i just lost one of the earrings that you gave me
00:44:29i was trying to find it don't worry about it babe i'll just buy you another pair a better one
00:44:40you said the other day that your earrings were missing come to think that my vintage cufflinks
00:44:45and my rolex i haven't seen them in weeks maybe caitlin took them when she left that woman is sneaky
00:44:53as
00:44:53hell
00:44:56mr cohen i'm caitlin's attorney the handwriting analysis is complete the signature matches yours
00:45:02it is legally valid no way i signed that whatever i've got a real heiress right here now time to
00:45:08cut the dead weight good i've been wanting out of that marriage push it through fast
00:45:17your parents have great taste huh when do i get to meet them as soon as the papers are finalized
00:45:23i'll set it up idiot bought with your own money thank you so he finally caved
00:45:29you're reaching the divorce we're free we're finally free
00:45:38congratulations caitlin from now on no one clips your wings
00:45:58mr cohen lindsay's withdrawal from school is in process official documents will be mailed to you
00:46:04dress what lindsay was expelled why wasn't i informed
00:46:13why aren't you in school
00:46:15i don't feel good so i wasn't sick
00:46:19you have been sick for three months when were you planning on telling me about this
00:46:24what have you been doing with my daughter
00:46:30it's all caitlin's fault she ran off when lindsay didn't want the kids at school talking
00:46:35about that she doesn't have a mom that's why she stopped going
00:46:38bullshit the principal said expulsion skipping cheating plagiarism and you knew all about it
00:46:45so what when we get married my parents can send her to a swedish boarding school it's
00:46:50private top tier no problem your parents are that loaded wow chloe thank you you're the best
00:46:58right chloe's loaded cap her in that bridge let us move this over i was just worried that's all
00:47:04next time if it has to do with lindsay we talk about it first deal
00:47:14mr cohen your property has been flagged for default on the mortgage foreclosure proceedings have begun
00:47:19you have 48 hours to vacate before auction auction this is my goddamn house oh caitlin breadshaw
00:47:25that bitch secretly auctioned my house but she wants my daughter and me living on the streets
00:47:31no sir the woman who presented your id and power of attorney to secure the loan is listed as chloe
00:47:38new auctions my house
00:47:47how do you mean we afforded everything so this watch you bought it with my money
00:47:52what was i supposed to do i can afford it you lying
00:47:55bitch pretending to be some rich girl my cuff links that watch you pawned it behind my back
00:48:04didn't you the divorce papers that was you too wasn't it no no that was your precious daughter
00:48:12she snuck them in you signed it without even reading it no i didn't you told me to you said
00:48:19that mom would
00:48:20never come back you should be thanking me without me you'd be buried to that worthless caitlin
00:48:30don't you dare say her name
00:48:34i actually threw her out for trash like you get out get out of my house right now
00:48:40no no no please no no no no carter don't don't the love sharks will kill me please please let
00:48:49me stay
00:48:50i'll do anything go die somewhere else all you do is lie and ruin everything
00:48:58i'll do more than that
00:49:03don't make me fly higher
00:49:05like certain captain getting high as a kite for a flight go ahead snatch it the clip's already in
00:49:11the cloud you spent years crawling into that left seat one tap and every clip hits the faa inbox
00:49:20you psycho you're blackmailing me i'm offering you a choice be my beloved pilot husband
00:49:31or be this industry's most cautionary tale
00:49:50colonel ma'am permission to request your company for my birthday tonight
00:49:56um in this outfit though you think that's a little over countering logistics handled
00:50:16i think i need a medic i watched this my heart rate just spiked to 140. sounds like you need
00:50:23a
00:50:23little more training i've driven 900 knots in a fighter but 300 in a supercar first time
00:50:51is
00:50:52new drop limited edition bag i want it chloe do you think i'm a damn atm
00:51:00you're about to make captain a few bags shouldn't mean anything unless of course
00:51:06you don't want that promotion anymore
00:51:20chloe we've been eating takeout for a month straight maybe we can make something from home
00:51:27what am i your maid besides you used to beg me for door dash every night mom used to make
00:51:34us fresh food
00:51:36fetties and fish every week then go live with her that was your big wish wasn't it to make her
00:51:43disappear
00:51:44i i want to go back to school all my friends are there and i'm just sitting around here doing
00:51:51nothing all day
00:51:53perfect
00:51:55i already set it up therapeutic boarding school in utah mountains strict rules no phones built for kids
00:52:03like you i've watched those places on the news they have bullying beatings it's hell i'm not going
00:52:13i'm not going to go back to school tomorrow you're gone your dad already signed the permission slip
00:52:24no please i don't want to go to that school i've never been away from home
00:52:28i'll behave i swear didn't you complain that your mom is way too strict now you have your freedom enjoy
00:52:38mom who is trying to send me to some therapeutic boarding school i don't want to go i want to
00:52:44come home please help me
00:52:51sweetie slow down i've made all your favorites you need to save room i already talked to the dodea
00:52:57schools lindsay transfer there stay here focus on classes
00:53:02sweetheart you're gonna be with me from now on okay there's no reason to be afraid anymore
00:53:12mom i'm so sorry chloe bought me off with little gifts and i turned on you but you were the
00:53:22only one
00:53:23who really cared about me it's okay honey i know kids make mistakes i always knew you were
00:53:31coming around oh chloe's scary she doesn't just push me around heart and dad drink every night and
00:53:39they hide these powder pills white packets white powder carter is a commercial pilot hundreds of lives
00:53:50are in his hands every flight he can't be messing with that stuff
00:53:55after board approval carter cohen is promoted to chief captain and deputy director of flight operations
00:54:01ceremony next week congratulations
00:54:05hell yes that is the spot i deserve yay babe that's huge i am inviting everyone
00:54:13let them all see who the captain's wife really is
00:54:19just a little longer once the wings are pinned first order of business cut out this tumor named chloe
00:54:31okay big move man heard your pin to the next chief captain well not official yet let's keep it on
00:54:38the
00:54:38down low all right unlike me i'm stuck hurting these ground crew applicants all day look at this circus
00:54:45well good luck
00:54:51well well if it isn't my ex-wife's boyfriend military life didn't pan out slumming it with the civilians now
00:55:00let me take a look i'm about to be deputy director of flight ops maybe i can find something suitable
00:55:06for you
00:55:09move
00:55:12as long as i'm at altar air your resume could be gold-plated you're not getting through the door
00:55:18unless caitlin comes begging then maybe i can find you something
00:55:22a toilet scrubbing gag
00:55:29mr brady the chairman has been expecting you
00:55:39well well well i thought the only way we'd ever see you here again is over my dead body
00:55:47full access i need you to pull everything on someone now
00:55:53carter cohen the guy i'm about to promote the flight ops director
00:55:57look you swore that you would never touch this place you said you were done with suits and that
00:56:04you just wanted to go out and fly fighters so why all this interest in an hr deep dive because
00:56:09if
00:56:09you don't want your stock to crash tomorrow from a pilot scandal
00:56:15give me the access
00:56:27captain the doc said this random test has to happen before takeoff
00:56:31i'm walking into my promotion tent you think i got time to piss into a cup kid
00:56:35but if you skip it that the system will flag it
00:56:40think kid it's one cup of piss yours too special to share a cup
00:56:57kaitlin carter's flight records look clean on paper but the last six months is drug screens
00:57:02i think they're faked
00:57:09captain's salary's gotta be seven figures easy you're officially a rich wife now come on spill how
00:57:17did you steal a pilot from his wife and kid men are simple a pretty face a tight body they
00:57:25beat true
00:57:25love every time carter's mom is here you must be carter's mom a little something for you i hope you
00:57:40like it
00:57:48so you're chloe hmm upgrade way better than that disaster caitlin
00:57:54my son really did level up a woman next to him has to match up exactly caitlin
00:58:02old frumpy she let herself go how can that stand next to a captain no career no spark
00:58:10no wonder carter's last interest a woman who can't keep her man happy that's a failure of a woman
00:58:41you ladies are having quite the chat that worthless woman you're talking about that wouldn't be
00:58:47kaitlin what the hell are you doing here you and carter are divorced she must have heard about the
00:58:53promotion trying to claw her way back to captain's wife's status wait didn't she used to be old and
00:58:59washed up where did she get that outfit a desperate woman would never land better than my son she's
00:59:06making a last pathetic grab she hired a lawyer she's trying to take every cent that carter ever earned
00:59:13spit the money if you hadn't gotten knocked up before the ring i'd never would have let him get
00:59:20married to a trash girl like you don't mention kids lindsay is just like her lying and disobeying
00:59:28i had to ship her off to a therapeutic boarding school speaking of is lindsay even carter's maybe
00:59:37someone showed up pregnant and played him for a sucker my son gave you everything luxury status
00:59:45and you humiliate him in front of everyone
00:59:52mom what are you doing you're protecting her
00:59:58you're protecting her
01:00:01uh protecting her no of course not it's my big night i can't have any scenes i'm kicking her out
01:00:09immediately
01:00:14kate i've missed you so much
01:00:17captain cohen what is this game you're playing you have no idea what kind of hell lindsay and i
01:00:22have been living through i had no choice tonight after the ceremony i am kicking that psycho out
01:00:27clean break that is your mess not mine what does soldier boy have yesterday i saw him digging for
01:00:37ground jobs with new hires come back to me captain's wife the life you deserve it's still time
01:00:49what the hell is this she won't leave me alone it's disgusting
01:00:54looks like someone hasn't learned her place you think dressing up will make him want you back
01:00:59since you are so desperate for a man
01:01:02girls strip her throw her out there naked
01:01:07that guy is trash i have already thrown out i don't want him
01:01:12but as for you i would walk away or you will regret it
01:01:19mom you must be the heirs guest
01:01:23no wrong woman she's just a washed up housewife there is no way that she knows
01:01:28the chairman's son housewife no this is mr brady's personal guest
01:01:36wait mr brady chairman brady's son captain nothing compares to that so that's why you dumped me one
01:01:44soldier wasn't good enough you had to upgrade to a chairman's son kate look how do you keep
01:01:48landing these better men how does that old hag like you make them lose their minds enough of this
01:01:55young mr brady's just pulled up downstairs do you really want him walking into this circus
01:02:01whatever it's my night i'm not gonna waste time on drama
01:02:06no way he has got women throwing themselves at him i am stripping you bare and throwing you in
01:02:11the banquet hall where you belong let everyone see that you are a cheater who can't get over her ex
01:02:20you
01:02:25actually got a job here working security drop my name i'll make sure to give real good care of you
01:02:31where is caitlin oh you haven't heard your precious caitlin already climbed into the chairman's son's bed
01:02:37you're playing hero the idiot is you you never had a clue who she really is
01:02:51keelan you okay what do you think
01:02:56well clearly i worried for nothing
01:03:04you idiot kick these troublemakers out now shut your mouth show some respect to the chairman's son
01:03:12what he's the chairman's son
01:03:20captain enjoy your uniform tonight it's the last time you'll ever wear it
01:03:25so you're the chairman's son
01:03:29heard the chairman's son refused to take over the company total fallout
01:03:32yeah chairman said he's dead to the family cut him off completely
01:03:38you're the screw-up son what if your dad finds out that you're messing around with another man's wife
01:03:44where will he hide that shame
01:03:47you touch me tonight tomorrow i go straight to the faa and your ceo
01:03:54faa tonight's investigation is joint faa and dod cleared and as for major lewis brady
01:04:03perhaps i should introduce myself more properly lieutenant colonel caitlin bradshaw
01:04:08united states air force combat wing call sign phoenix i'm his ceo
01:04:17you air force since when does lieutenant colonel wash my underwear every day
01:04:25read it closely captain my commanding officer just happens to be the ex-wife you love to trash
01:04:34this is fake forging a military id is a federal felony are you insane you are a useless housewife
01:04:41you know no man wants you you an air force lieutenant then i'm the first lady
01:04:57lieutenant colonel bradshaw report
01:05:02impossible you're not a lieutenant colonel why did you crawl into our home like a desperate dog
01:05:08that's a good question when i came back from combat i had ptsd i thought a quiet family life
01:05:15would be my safe harbor it was the worst mistake of my life faa kaitlin what are you actually doing
01:05:22here today under the federal aviation act and joint dod directive we are conducting an immediate
01:05:28and mandatory drug test on carter cohen a drug test this is personal revenge abuse of power i refuse
01:05:37i want my attorney last few months you dodged eight random tests on technicalities tonight you either pee
01:05:44in the cup or you're grounded permanently why so nervous unless you've done something that you really
01:05:51shouldn't have no carter can't take a test tonight why would he refuse a drug test if he has nothing
01:05:59to hide if a pilot builds a drug test his career is over he's been taking cold medication who knows
01:06:05we'll show up on the test that's not fair if i've done nothing wrong then i've got nothing to hide
01:06:12bring it now this idiot i've been clean booze pills everything for a month think i came unprepared
01:06:22don't do it you'll regret it please faa rules refusal on site is treated as positive
01:06:33idiot if i refuse they'll think i'm dirty drug test now let's do it go you idiot
01:06:41i've been waiting for this captaincy for a decade when that test comes back negative
01:06:46you'll all apologize on your knees
01:07:05positive what
01:07:08no absolutely no way i told you
01:07:18if you're not hooked how do i keep you told you not to do it you've been drugging me behind
01:07:25my back
01:07:25carter cohen your drug test was positive endangering public safety i am grounding you
01:07:32and a full investigation
01:07:33mr carter cohen your mortgage is in default property and vehicles are entering foreclosure
01:07:52you've got 24 hours to gather your personal items and leave
01:08:16it's gone
01:08:18everything is over i can't fly anymore
01:08:24this is your fault you
01:08:26bitch oh i'm not gonna let you get away with this
01:08:31if it wasn't for you i'd still be a respected captain i have a wife a daughter
01:08:35you destroy everything don't pin this on me you cheated you chose to get high and you enjoy every
01:08:41second of it shut your mouth
01:08:45no wonder kate called you trash she threw out i should have never played captain's wife
01:08:51i should have cleaned you out and
01:08:53fucking run you you're fucking bitch i'll fucking kill you
01:09:02bitch i'm gonna
01:09:04fucking kill you you ruined me
01:09:08my katelyn katelyn
01:09:10who is and you you all ruined me
01:09:24i'll take you all out with me straight to hell
01:09:34carter's blacklisted from the industry now he's radioactive no airline's gonna touch him
01:09:38he's grounded that's the only responsible thing left
01:09:42today is carter's birthday and in my first life the day he took his first flight as captain
01:09:48and crashed this time the nightmare ends here
01:09:55mom help me
01:09:57lindsey i thought you were at school what happened
01:10:00mom he said he was taking us to cancun but then he locked me in here and he's acting really
01:10:05scary
01:10:05what are you talking to carter where is my daughter tell mommy we're just going on a little birthday
01:10:14adventure okay she didn't want to spend my birthday with me so i said what if mommy comes too
01:10:20you were insane what do you want today was supposed to be my first flight as captain ladies and
01:10:27gentlemen welcome aboard flight 307 to cancun you're grounded you want to add kidnapping charges to that
01:10:33all of this is because of you you want your daughter come get her let's have a real family reading
01:10:39nice and complete
01:10:44lewis the cancun flight today pull up the passenger and crew manifest right now carter is probably on that plane
01:10:52i already ran it there's no carter no lindsey no he knows every back door at that airport
01:10:58he probably slipped on without a trace what is he doing we can't wait i'm calling the airline we
01:11:04need to ground the flight full cabin suite on one unverified call they're gonna think it's a prank how
01:11:08long until wheels up 30 minutes where are you going i'm getting on that plane are you insane if
01:11:15he rigged something now i'm going to be the one to stop it last night i watched him destroy everything
01:11:22this time no one dies because of him
01:11:27ma'am we're closing the doors please take a seat
01:11:32same seat same flight attendant same faces is this really fate no i won't let that crash happen again
01:11:54lewis what are you doing here get off the plane you know it's dangerous
01:11:58i don't know what's coming whatever it is i want to face it with you
01:12:05ladies and gentlemen this is your captain carter cohen today is my birthday and my first flight in
01:12:10the left seat our destination is very special straight to hell let me off this is insane
01:12:30everyone sit down buckle up now we are u.s air force pilots i swear to you we will get
01:12:36you home safe
01:12:42i don't know what's going to happen i don't know what's going to happen
01:12:43lindsay stay calm your mom's gonna get you out of here okay
01:12:46it's too late it's too late landed a bomb on the left compressor it's gonna blow us all up
01:12:52my mom is an ace pilot she'll save us all
01:12:58caitlin you made it look at the sunset it's beautiful just like the first day we met
01:13:09it's too late our little family's going down together you want to die fine but you don't
01:13:15get to take a plane of innocent people with you it's too late if i can't be captain i'm going
01:13:22to be
01:13:22grim reaper at this flight three two one
01:13:31it blew it blew the tension is gone the hydraulic is dead in 30 seconds we're going to be diving
01:13:41ace or not we're going down together
01:13:47mayday mayday this is lieutenant colonel phoenix united states air force i am taking command of this
01:14:04aircraft
01:14:06caitlin you okay hydraulics are gone this commercial jet can't take the jesus
01:14:11ability switch to combat it right now you are a microphone copy that
01:14:19engage counter-terrorism flight override well we lost that for us
01:14:26thunderstorm dead ahead we're way around it gotta punch through it then we punched you
01:14:35this is your acting captain caitlin the left engine has failed we are entering a storm south
01:14:41i know you're scared i am too but stay seated help the people around you i promise you i'm bringing
01:14:50us home
01:14:57everyone stay calm my mom is an air force ace pilot and if she said we're going home we're going
01:15:03home
01:15:05hold it steady lewis max right thrust
01:15:11caitlin can we make it out of this will you go out with me
01:15:21you gotta land this thing first major
01:15:46Lewis, you ready?
01:15:51Speed, 140 knots.
01:15:52Runway confirmed.
01:15:56Sit right steady.
01:16:24Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain, Keatlin Bradshaw.
01:16:29We are safely on the ground.
01:16:33Destination, a new life.
01:16:35We're alive!
01:16:36Woo!
01:16:43Mom, you're all over the news.
01:16:46In a stunning display of skill, a pilot has landed a cruppled jet safely.
01:16:56She is a hero.
01:17:08Up there, I said if we landed, you and my girlfriend changed my mind.
01:17:13Oh, you're backing out already?
01:17:16Lieutenant Colonel, Keatlin Bradshaw.
01:17:19Ma'am, you saved every soul on that plane.
01:17:23You saved me.
01:17:31Bury me.
01:17:32Say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes,
01:17:40say yes.
01:17:51You
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