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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30Fing.
00:00:44Yes, the world has come.
00:00:50The world is a place to go.
00:00:50This is a place to go.
00:00:50Let's go.
00:00:51Let's go.
00:00:53Let's go.
00:00:54Let's go.
00:00:56Let's go.
00:00:57Let's go.
00:01:01but that's it look man that's all your stuff's worth bring booze or meds next time they get you
00:01:08more i have to make this last all week
00:01:28last item of the day boys two lovely sisters
00:01:53early 20s healthy strong enough to work young enough to
00:01:59bad children
00:02:11seriously who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now exactly just an ungrateful mouth to feed
00:02:20half the time they don't even work god forbid you knock them up then you fuck forever
00:02:30if no one else is bidding maybe i have a chance to save them but even if i did we
00:02:36would just
00:02:37starve to death this world sucks look at that skin and those tits
00:02:46when's the last time in you ever fucked something that good eh limited time offer boys two for one
00:02:55place those bids i was the daughter of the richest family in the city now i'm being sold as a
00:03:01bundle
00:03:02deal i swear i could kill every one of those creeps
00:03:13suitable host detected system activation complete rescue mission required what the hell is this
00:03:21am i the only one seeing this this system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial
00:03:29civilization this thing is alien tech its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners
00:03:36in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse preserve humanity
00:03:45compatible partner confirmed rescue required to initiate binding time remaining three minutes
00:03:52failure will result in host death
00:04:01it won't come off
00:04:04wait is that why that guy's arm was gray he failed to do with the system mask
00:04:09what do i do now
00:04:28easy gentlemen this blade cuts everyone the same you want these girls you're gonna have to bid like
00:04:37everyone else
00:04:41he didn't attack us
00:04:44he's not like the others
00:04:46guns still existed i'd already have those girls the warhead white top guns that knife wouldn't mean shit
00:04:54yeah
00:04:56mm-hmm
00:04:58alright
00:04:58i'm gonna stand for this stupid ass auction
00:05:01wait wait wait
00:05:02what if we buy them
00:05:03what if we buy them
00:05:05have our uh
00:05:06bun
00:05:06and then sell them off
00:05:08what if they die
00:05:10well then we sell them cheap
00:05:15what works for me
00:05:16alright
00:05:17one
00:05:19can
00:05:19of
00:05:20food
00:05:21who's gonna beat that
00:05:29no
00:05:30no
00:05:30i can't let this happen
00:05:32if i don't stop it
00:05:34i'll die
00:05:39one can
00:05:41one can
00:05:44and
00:05:44and a bar of chocolate
00:05:52arthur
00:05:52who's girls
00:05:53are mine
00:05:54don't you dare
00:05:56get in my way
00:05:58easy
00:05:58gentlemen
00:05:59the ladies are watching
00:06:01let's keep it civil now
00:06:06alright
00:06:07you wanna play
00:06:10i'll show you what you're up against
00:06:13two
00:06:14cans
00:06:15whoa
00:06:16whoa
00:06:18two
00:06:19cans
00:06:20looks like jack's feeling generous
00:06:23it's the same asshole since high school
00:06:25the world's falling apart
00:06:27and they're still trying to screw me over
00:06:29what's wrong trash rat
00:06:30you scared
00:06:32come on
00:06:32show us what you got
00:06:39host death
00:06:40in 30 seconds
00:06:42shit
00:06:43i can't let jack get his hands on the girls
00:06:49last game
00:06:50you're not getting your hands on those girls jack
00:06:52i'm not gonna let that happen
00:06:55he's not doing this for himself
00:06:58is he trying to save us
00:07:03spouse affection increase detected
00:07:05reward granted
00:07:07item issued
00:07:08twenty cans of meat
00:07:10twenty cans of produce
00:07:12twenty units of purified water
00:07:28holy shit this is a lot of food i could live off this for months oh too bad looks like
00:07:36looks like you're out of beds dude really thought he was a hero what a joke you think you can
00:07:44compete
00:07:45with me over women come on you've been a loser since high school money girls whatever it is i
00:07:52always get there first oh yeah well how about this
00:08:28how the hell did he get all those cans no way i saw him trade for two cans and a
00:08:33candy bar
00:08:34whatever he bids i bet in one more can so are you bidding
00:08:45all right if no one else is bidding looks like these sisters are gonna go to our friend here
00:08:51going once going twice
00:09:10rescue and host binding complete increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards
00:09:44i saved two girls and beat jack this system is insane
00:09:54next time i see you i won't be taking just your rash
00:10:22we'll head back to my place but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:10:41compatible spouse detested rescue required for binding failure to complete will result in post-death
00:10:47time to complete two minutes this again and only two minutes
00:10:53told you i knew billy was hoarding himself a girl i know where billy keeps his goods i can take
00:10:59you there
00:10:59why don't we take care of his goods you're first
00:11:01i just had two women taken away from me i am pissed
00:11:06and you're gonna help
00:11:20stay here you are gonna help me work that anger out
00:11:37arthur you again you're fucking dead i'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and beat you to the
00:11:44stray stay back really a bottle of water
00:11:55molotov
00:12:07molotov
00:12:08shit that was my only molotov
00:12:11mhm
00:12:1445 seconds remaining until host death
00:12:22where did you even get that i sent the gas from a wrecked car just not to scare them off
00:12:27what so what do we do now
00:12:29god i'll need to bluff now
00:12:30take one more step and i'll burn this whole place to the ground
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur! You already have two of them! You gotta take her two!
00:12:38Post death in 20 seconds.
00:12:44Fuck. Why won't they back off?
00:12:55Arthur, you're dead. You hear me? I'm dead!
00:12:59This is not over. I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:14Come on. Let's go. Go. Go.
00:13:22Thank you. You saved my life.
00:13:26Rescue mission complete. Partner count increased. Current total, 3. Affection metrics, Mary, 15.
00:13:35Karen, 10. Susan, 10.
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:45Rough around the edges, but he's got guns.
00:13:48Spells affection levels increased. Rewards issued. Medicine, 10 units.
00:13:53Two MP5 submachine guns. Four clips of ammunition. 50 rounds each. Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:14:00Two rifles? But guns are extinct.
00:14:03And now I've got two? Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex.
00:14:09Woohoo!
00:14:10Woohoo!
00:14:11Hey!
00:14:11Hey, let's move. It's not safe here.
00:14:14Cool.
00:14:24Uh, welcome to the five-star apocalypse hotel.
00:14:28No hot water, no bed sheets, but...
00:14:31Hey, it's free. Hope you don't mind.
00:14:36You're kidding. How can this shoebox fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all.
00:14:42You saved us. It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit. It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan. You are...
00:14:55I'm Karen Linton, and this is my little sister.
00:15:00We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:15:04I'm Mary.
00:15:05I'm Mary.
00:15:08I'm Mary.
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:18I'm a Hollywood star!
00:15:21Oh.
00:15:22Country pumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad, but...
00:15:26He left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:15:41Make yourselves comfortable, and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:46All right.
00:15:48Damn, she really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great.
00:15:52He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no.
00:16:03All right, we'll start with a chicken soup.
00:16:05About half a gallon.
00:16:06I'm just going to fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:24How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:32Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40What were you saying?
00:16:43What were you saying?
00:16:55Nothing, just...
00:16:57I don't want you overdoing it.
00:17:00I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:41She's cute.
00:17:43I got it, okay?
00:17:44Let me help.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life,
00:18:02that would make me...
00:18:04really happy.
00:18:18Damn.
00:18:20This system is...
00:18:23for real.
00:18:25I don't know.
00:18:26I don't know.
00:18:29I don't know.
00:18:30I don't know.
00:18:31I don't know.
00:18:34I don't know.
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:39Wow.
00:18:41She moves fast.
00:18:43Cute.
00:18:44But charm?
00:18:45That's my lane.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:56Oh no.
00:18:57I think I twisted my ankle.
00:18:59Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:01I don't think I can stand.
00:19:03Here, come try to stand.
00:19:04My legs feel really weak right now.
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:10You're so strong.
00:19:12It makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kinda looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:32I can keep you warm, give you a massage.
00:19:41Maybe even...
00:19:42No.
00:19:43Why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who Arthur chooses?
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:54Oh, I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:11No.
00:20:14No.
00:20:15No, nothing.
00:20:15It was just really...
00:20:16hot in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:37Sue.
00:20:39It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This soup is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:11No, I am.
00:21:14It's just...
00:21:15really hot in here.
00:21:40Alright.
00:21:43Susan!
00:21:44What do you think you're doing?
00:21:47I'm just giving our husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:52Well, you must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help too.
00:22:09If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage.
00:22:32That's all.
00:22:33I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:22:36Now I try to repent.
00:22:41Lord, I try and regret.
00:22:45All up the hood I have cause I'm no angel.
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:22:57Don't leave me alone.
00:23:00Don't leave me alone.
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place.
00:23:10Like, now.
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:19All right, there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:32What?
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door and you stay quiet, all right?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:56You're not going to leave me, right?
00:24:02I'm going to come right back.
00:24:04I won't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, Boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:32Three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:24:36Then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:54You're back already?
00:24:56You're back already?
00:24:56I'm back.
00:25:06You're back.
00:25:13I'm back.
00:25:17Well, well, well.
00:25:19Oh, look at you. You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:38Good. Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur, something's wrong!
00:25:50Mary! Mary! Mary! Mary!
00:25:56Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands.
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys. I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Judging by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:14They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:15Those guys are animals. Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no. No, Mary is alive.
00:26:21Right? There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:24That place is most definitely a trap. They're gonna be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:29So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here. I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone? Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless. You can't just...
00:26:48Hey, don't worry. I'm gonna bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:11Boss!
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was white.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24He promised Arthur would stay home.
00:27:25I don't trust him alone.
00:27:27Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp.
00:27:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:28:20Well, well, look who's here.
00:28:24And you even came alone.
00:28:26Did you come here to die?
00:28:28Or to give us some food?
00:28:30He's here because he's pussy whipped.
00:28:33Look at him.
00:28:35Horny fucking dog.
00:28:38Did you bring the stuff or not?
00:28:41I sure did.
00:28:43Oh, sir, don't do this for me.
00:28:45I'm not worth it.
00:28:47Shut up!
00:28:48This isn't your time to talk.
00:28:51Don't worry, Mary.
00:28:52I will get you out of here.
00:29:07So we can go hunting.
00:29:09I know a spot.
00:29:10Now, it's kind of isolated.
00:29:12A little bit far away, but I think...
00:29:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, Tony.
00:29:17We good?
00:29:19What?
00:29:20I gave you the goods.
00:29:21You give me the girl.
00:29:22That was the deal, right?
00:29:24What girl?
00:29:41I gave you the supplies.
00:29:44Now you let Mary go.
00:29:46Anyone here see this idiot hand me anything?
00:29:49Nope.
00:29:50I've never seen him before in my life.
00:29:51You hurt him.
00:29:53Now beat it.
00:29:55Come on, guys.
00:29:56Let's be fair.
00:30:02Surround him.
00:30:13He is surrounded.
00:30:15We have to help him.
00:30:16Are you crazy?
00:30:18Look how many people there are.
00:30:23Oh, okay.
00:30:25All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:30:27I see what's going on here.
00:30:28I know what you guys are gonna do.
00:30:30Be smart.
00:30:31Get the fuck out!
00:30:42I gave you a chance.
00:30:43I gave you a chance.
00:31:00RAS, MOTHERFUCKER!
00:31:01Fuck!
00:31:02Real guns, he got real guns!
00:31:12Wait, a gun? A real fucking gun?
00:31:15How the fuck did he get a real gun?
00:31:16There are more of us, he can't have that many rounds!
00:31:19Yeah, yeah, with all the shots he fired, he probably burned through half a man already!
00:31:22Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got!
00:31:24We rush him together!
00:31:26The first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls!
00:31:51Come on!
00:31:54Keep betting your lives on my bullets!
00:32:03Don't move!
00:32:06We're not done yet.
00:32:14Look, I'm sorry.
00:32:16Okay?
00:32:17I have nothing to do with this.
00:32:19It is fucking Jack!
00:32:21Yes!
00:32:21It's all his fault!
00:32:22He's lying!
00:32:24I didn't do anything!
00:32:25Tony took your girls, he stole your supplies!
00:32:28Don't shoot me!
00:32:30Don't shoot me!
00:32:32Don't shoot me!
00:32:33Don't shoot me!
00:32:33We can talk this out!
00:33:07I thought I was never gonna see you again!
00:33:09I told you I'd come back!
00:33:12Oh my God!
00:33:13Hey, what are you doing here?
00:33:14I told you guys to stay home!
00:33:15We were so worried about you!
00:33:18I was so scared I thought you were gonna die!
00:33:20Oh really?
00:33:21That's not what you were saying, is that gonna go?
00:33:23How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:26God, that was so hard!
00:33:28Time's a changing, but I know where I'm going, this fire of my blood driving me home
00:33:37Vows affection levels increased
00:33:43Rewards delivered to residents
00:33:45Purified water, 20 liters
00:33:47Canned meat, 20 units
00:33:49Milk, 20 cartons
00:33:54Come on, let's go home
00:34:01As for you guys
00:34:06Come here
00:34:08Okay
00:34:11Don't kill me
00:34:12Please
00:34:14We'll give you back everything
00:34:16Shut up
00:34:18On your knees
00:34:22Arthur, man
00:34:23Please
00:34:26Please don't kill us, man
00:34:27We're-
00:34:28We're classmates, right?
00:34:32We'll work for you
00:34:33Hands on the ground
00:34:54You remember this, if you ever come near my wives again, I'll shoot you in the skull
00:35:04Get out of here
00:35:05Get out of here
00:35:05Ah, now!
00:35:16Ladies!
00:35:17Let's have a feast tonight
00:35:19What?
00:35:21At our new home
00:35:28Affection
00:35:29Affection metrics
00:35:29Mary, 30
00:35:32Karen, 15
00:35:34Susan, 25
00:35:36Human civilization continuation progress, 33%
00:35:41Civilization continuation?
00:35:44Primary objective
00:35:46Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization
00:35:51What happens when it reaches 100%?
00:35:54Baybag brought you a clean towel
00:35:57I'll just leave you here
00:35:58Okay
00:36:00Thanks
00:36:08All right
00:36:11grateful
00:36:11s
00:36:12A
00:36:12T
00:36:12und
00:36:29im
00:36:29J
00:36:34Hey, what are you doing?
00:36:37Arthur, you saved me.
00:36:41Fed me, gave me shelter, risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:57And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking, and I'm going to regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:17I choose you.
00:37:23You wrap around your finger, you feel like a tiger, you need to tame.
00:37:31I'm hungry for your body, I'm ready for your game.
00:37:37You take the rest of me, yes you do.
00:37:43You take the rest of me, you get it on the go.
00:37:50You take the rest of me, yes you do.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:56Seems like my husband hasn't been able to unwind anyone.
00:38:00It's been a long weekend.
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:11I can feel the hand on my back.
00:38:14I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:38:18And the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:38:30Bang.
00:38:31You take the rest of me.
00:38:33You take the rest of me.
00:38:39You get it on the go.
00:38:43You take the rest of me.
00:38:46Yes you do.
00:38:53Arthur.
00:38:54Jamie, don't stop.
00:38:58Please.
00:39:00Unbelievable.
00:39:01She actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:09Help.
00:39:10Help.
00:39:10Hold me tighter.
00:39:13Mom, you're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh my God.
00:39:19Oh.
00:39:23Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex too.
00:39:27I want a man.
00:39:35Arthur.
00:39:38Arthur.
00:39:39Arthur.
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone.
00:39:47And you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s.
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guns.
00:39:54Hello.
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been a corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:01Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay.
00:40:08Best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:16You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Hmm.
00:40:19Not bad.
00:40:2143%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27Queen Tilly will love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the Queen, I will bring her men and go kill him
00:40:38myself.
00:40:39Wow.
00:40:39Heh, heh, heh.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Microgenerators.
00:40:58Three units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0230 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:0530.
00:41:05Increased to 50.
00:41:07Susan.
00:41:0735.
00:41:08And Karen.
00:41:0915.
00:41:10Increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh, no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm, I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out.
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:57Whew.
00:41:58That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:03What's wrong with her?
00:42:12What is this?
00:42:22I let go of the...
00:42:25What?
00:42:27What?
00:42:28What?
00:42:30I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on, let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's got to be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:05In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:15Now this, this is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30When judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:43:40That's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:48There have to be at least 100 barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:5450 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:06Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire Wasteland City.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:13Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers!
00:44:23Cheers!
00:44:30Cheers!
00:44:31Wait, it is pretty good either.
00:44:34Oh, yeah.
00:44:38Arthur, here.
00:44:52Karen, what are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan.
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen, are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:17Oh, man.
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:27Karen, calm down.
00:45:30Calm down.
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:33Fuck!
00:45:34Fuck!
00:45:35Fuck!
00:45:36Fuck!
00:45:36Fuck!
00:45:40Fuck!
00:45:40Fuck!
00:45:42Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45:44Hey!
00:45:45Hey!
00:45:49She's okay.
00:45:50She's just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on you or something.
00:45:58No, no, no.
00:45:59She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:03When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:13An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes.
00:46:18Violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it.
00:46:25But we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that,
00:46:50I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Don't you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:17Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:48:01It's going to be okay.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5050 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08All right, it's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise you'll like it.
00:49:15The last guy who said that lost his tongue because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:33Oh my God.
00:49:35The end comes to us.
00:49:36You know,
00:49:38you might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my footrest.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48You.
00:49:49Go try it.
00:49:50The end comes to us.
00:49:52Oh.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real.
00:50:16Or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:30That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:45Boss, that's Arthur.
00:50:50The fraud.
00:50:54Oh, my old classmate.
00:50:57I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:51:01Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond.
00:51:03Or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:18Arthur, didn't I tell you when you are being bullied,
00:51:23you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:51:26But instead, you snitched on me to the deep.
00:51:30And now I'm suspended.
00:51:31You happy now?
00:51:33You piece of shit.
00:51:35You're all going to pay for this.
00:51:40Arthur.
00:51:47Remember this place of yours.
00:51:49You stuck with the rest of your life.
00:51:52Oh, my God.
00:51:53Oh.
00:51:59That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:08We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:12It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew that?
00:52:14With your own urine?
00:52:17Oh, my God.
00:52:19Oh, my God.
00:52:19Guys, guys.
00:52:20Queen Tilt.
00:52:21I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that's about to expire.
00:52:24So I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good.
00:52:53Strong.
00:52:56Before the war, this wouldn't even pass as premium.
00:53:03But now, it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:12And as for this fraud, since we're classmates, we could give them a quick, less painful death.
00:53:24And you.
00:53:26How can you decide?
00:53:27You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29Wait till he wipe on there.
00:53:30I mean, just look at it.
00:53:32Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit you dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41Wait till he wipe on there.
00:53:44Fine.
00:53:45We'll do this properly.
00:53:47But he can drink it.
00:53:51I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:02Good boy.
00:54:21This is insane.
00:54:25It's a gift from God.
00:54:29He's not drinking it.
00:54:30Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:35What the hell?
00:54:36This guy can actually make a booze?
00:54:38I have no idea.
00:54:39I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us, so yeah, maybe.
00:54:45I approve whiskey.
00:54:53Burns.
00:55:06Blue flame.
00:55:08That only happens with hyper flicker.
00:55:11I want your whiskey.
00:55:12All of it.
00:55:13Everything that you have.
00:55:15Let me taste it.
00:55:16Sure.
00:55:16But I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:22Deal.
00:55:26Oh, yeah.
00:55:28Oh, that's it.
00:55:29I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:32Green Tilly.
00:55:34Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:42Yeah, we should.
00:55:45Beat it.
00:55:46All three of you.
00:55:48And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:50Arthur, please.
00:55:51Just give us.
00:55:52Do us a favor.
00:55:53Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please.
00:55:55A little bit.
00:55:56We'll do anything you want.
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:02Anything.
00:56:04Okay.
00:56:06We'll do anything you want.
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss.
00:56:11Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:56:13We've known each other since school.
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, we did.
00:56:16And look where that got you.
00:56:18Are you serious right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly, I think it's time to send them out.
00:56:29You fucking touched me.
00:56:30Hey!
00:56:32This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it.
00:56:35I will, I swear!
00:56:36A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:39I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline, I'd like to start a business in the wasteland.
00:56:49With your approval.
00:56:51Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:54Call me Tilly, and whatever business you run, I take 80%.
00:57:0180?
00:57:02Oh, come on, that's insane!
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:06Well, there is one way that we can waive it.
00:57:10And what might that be?
00:57:15Be my husband.
00:57:25Plenty of toys here.
00:57:28Pick one.
00:57:30We have time.
00:57:42You know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:46I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:50I want to try something different.
00:57:55I'll be the masochist.
00:57:57And you be the sadist.
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:19Rescue required.
00:58:21Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:58:24Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:38Here.
00:58:40Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City, no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:51All right, I'll, uh, contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bars.
00:58:57Hmm.
00:58:58No need.
00:58:59I'll come myself.
00:59:01With my people.
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives.
00:59:06I want to meet them.
00:59:09See what kind of women, besides me, keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered.
00:59:23Reward issued.
00:59:24Anti-radiation serum.
00:59:26Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:29And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:34Immediate treatment required.
00:59:35The devil in disguise dies.
00:59:45Ah!
00:59:46Come on!
00:59:48Karen, hold on!
00:59:48You're right off me!
00:59:50I'm here!
00:59:51Ah!
00:59:52Ah!
00:59:53Ah!
00:59:55Ah!
00:59:57Ah!
00:59:57Ah!
00:59:57Ah!
00:59:59Karen, hold on.
01:00:02Come here!
01:00:03Ah!
01:00:04Ah!
01:00:05I hate you! Let her go!
01:00:19None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode! She's lost control!
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:05Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, stop!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could? Look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:24Get it off!
01:01:27Get it off!
01:01:30AHHHHHHHHH!
01:01:32AHHHHHHHHH!
01:01:33AHHHHH!
01:01:34AHHHHH!
01:01:35AHHHHH!
01:01:37AHHHHH!
01:01:38AHHHHH!
01:01:39AHHHHH!
01:01:40Oh my gosh.
01:01:42Hey.
01:01:43Karen.
01:01:45She's operating.
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What?
01:01:49Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50No! No! Come on!
01:01:53Spouse life signal critical.
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed,
01:01:57host death protocol will initiate.
01:02:02Karen, come on!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:04Come on!
01:02:04Karen, stay with me!
01:02:05Come on!
01:02:05Come on!
01:02:06Stay with me!
01:02:07Come on Karen!
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:13Please!
01:02:14Karen!
01:02:15Wake up!
01:02:16Spouse life status.
01:02:18Karen.
01:02:19Zero percent.
01:02:20Host death.
01:02:21In ten seconds.
01:02:23Midbox!
01:02:23Midbox!
01:02:24Come on Karen!
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:27We're out of options.
01:02:28Please let this work!
01:02:30Come on Karen!
01:02:32I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:34Get it with me!
01:02:36Karen!
01:02:37Come on Karen!
01:02:40I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:49Come on Karen!
01:02:52Come on Karen!
01:03:06You okay?
01:03:08You're okay?
01:03:09Oh, my God.
01:03:10Oh, my God.
01:03:13Kristen, I'm so sorry.
01:03:15Are you OK?
01:03:17Are you OK?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:20I'm OK.
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:43It actually worked.
01:03:45Sproul's affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:49Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel-aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15My God, where are you getting a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:21I'm trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skin rocks!
01:04:50Go, no!
01:04:51I grabbed it first!
01:04:52Go!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:04:53Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste, line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:27I used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:34Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that, I'll lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10As for you guys,
01:06:13I need salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone?
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:22You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:07:25He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Count's done, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, ball.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:12Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe.
01:08:22We should shower.
01:08:24Together.
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:26My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey.
01:08:33Me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:50It saves water.
01:09:05Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21Doing the Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey.
01:09:28Hey.
01:09:28Hey.
01:09:28We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:30What's up?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:09:59How dare you call her by her first name?
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you?
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish him.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04If you fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:12Ha.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is going to be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the queen first?
01:11:26I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:11:31The queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:37She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Ha.
01:11:58Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Right, right.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:12Ha, ha, ha.
01:12:14Ha, ha, ha.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:12:23or I'm going to have my horny boys back here fuck up your cheap sluts,
01:12:27and I'm going to make you watch.
01:12:32All right.
01:12:33Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:36Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:13:06Never work under me again.
01:13:09All right.
01:13:10You got three seconds to decide.
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy,
01:13:16or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:35I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44It doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:47you're still worthless.
01:13:49Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:13:51Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:52Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:14:02or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:12That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous to that, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked them to drink piss.
01:14:22Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:25Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:14:27It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland
01:14:37is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets,
01:15:12I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:14So,
01:15:15you made up your mind, yeah?
01:15:17You're gonna
01:15:18get down on all fours
01:15:20and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously setting the checks.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off.
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:39Let me...
01:15:40Get here!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Missed me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard gun.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35DAD!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of him.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up.
01:16:44Now, you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's insane!
01:17:07Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his eyes!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Now, I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little whittle toy.
01:17:33Oh, sad face.
01:17:37Now, I hate to break the news to you, but
01:17:41I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:46I decided, boys,
01:17:48I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:52I decided, boys,
01:17:55I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place!
01:17:59Take everything you see,
01:18:01and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done,
01:18:04burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:10People, what are you doing?
01:18:17Queen Tilly,
01:18:18we're almost there.
01:18:21Both feet ahead!
01:18:22I'm dead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross,
01:18:30eh?
01:18:31Take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got...
01:18:35three women waiting for you.
01:18:36Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:41Mmm!
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46If I leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:52You, hey, hey, you!
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Got it!
01:19:04Fucking cow!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly!
01:19:33You're just in time!
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's guilty of tax evasion,
01:19:39and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Link, Jack,
01:19:43this bastard
01:19:44was trading
01:19:45without paying the tax.
01:19:46He's undermining your authority, man.
01:19:52You're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:55It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, just shut your mouth.
01:19:59You don't speak to the queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:08We did!
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:10We saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want to have that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:15Hey,
01:20:16this idiot
01:20:16even said that you're his wife.
01:20:18His wife!
01:20:20Queen Tilly,
01:20:21that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know
01:20:23how someone like you could possibly...
01:20:25Whoa!
01:20:26Hey!
01:20:29Do you have a problem
01:20:30with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not...
01:20:34That's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait, wait, wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you
01:20:37and he actually...
01:20:38Fuck!
01:20:40Holy!
01:20:43Queen...
01:20:43Queen Tilly,
01:20:44he...
01:20:45he's just trash.
01:20:47Uh, literally,
01:20:48a scavenger.
01:20:53He's my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58Those bottles
01:20:59were made for me.
01:21:01by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly,
01:21:19I...
01:21:20I didn't realize
01:21:21that this whiskey
01:21:22belonged to your husband.
01:21:24It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up.
01:21:28Oh, come on.
01:21:29Don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here
01:21:31saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you
01:21:34to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill
01:21:40one of you fuckers
01:21:42so somebody speaks?
01:21:43You...
01:21:44what?
01:21:47Queen Tilly,
01:21:48I don't know anything
01:21:49about this.
01:21:50I didn't know...
01:21:51Raymond,
01:21:51he gave me an order
01:21:52to do it.
01:21:53I, uh...
01:21:54I shouldn't have
01:21:55listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arthur,
01:21:58please save me.
01:21:59I'll be your slave
01:21:59for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the queen
01:22:02to have mercy on me.
01:22:04I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want,
01:22:06I'll kill Raymond
01:22:06for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:08Horace?
01:22:10Throw him out.
01:22:11Flip.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back,
01:22:21kill them on sight.
01:22:24No!
01:22:24What?
01:22:25No!
01:22:25You don't understand!
01:22:27No!
01:22:27What?
01:22:28No!
01:22:28Get up!
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:53Arthur,
01:22:55I don't share my men
01:22:56with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan
01:22:59to do
01:23:00about these three?
01:23:12Well,
01:23:13I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want
01:23:18all of them?
01:23:19Back off!
01:23:20Why are you targeting
01:23:21my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care
01:23:25who you are.
01:23:25We've been with
01:23:26Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid
01:23:28of you.
01:23:29Mess with us
01:23:30and Arthur
01:23:30will never
01:23:31forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:34I'd rather face
01:23:35bullets than
01:23:36four wives.
01:23:56What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:02Rise, motherfucker!
01:24:03Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this,
01:24:07did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:10Found them in an abandoned
01:24:11military base.
01:24:12That's where you got
01:24:13your rifle, too, right?
01:24:18Honey,
01:24:18take out your gun, too.
01:24:19Look,
01:24:20I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty
01:24:22of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have
01:24:25brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out
01:24:29the Queen's Manor
01:24:30and found a ton
01:24:31of good shit.
01:24:32We're pumped up
01:24:34on that sweet,
01:24:34sweet adrenaline.
01:24:36Woo!
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing.
01:24:37Woo!
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:39Woo!
01:24:39Woo!
01:24:39Woo!
01:24:40Woo!
01:24:42They wiped out
01:24:43my whole game.
01:24:44Look,
01:24:44I'm gonna make them
01:24:45pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement
01:24:48now.
01:24:49No, Arthur,
01:24:49what about you?
01:24:52Look,
01:24:53it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur,
01:24:56you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes,
01:24:57just hide in the basement
01:24:58with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us,
01:25:00they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house
01:25:02on fire,
01:25:02none of us are gonna
01:25:03make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance
01:25:05is for me to distract them,
01:25:07find my chance,
01:25:08and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur!
01:25:10Come out!
01:25:10I know you're in there!
01:25:12I bring your bitches
01:25:12with you!
01:25:14Remember that souvenir
01:25:15you left for us
01:25:16when we've come
01:25:17to return the favor!
01:25:18You're surrounded!
01:25:19So get out here
01:25:20and prepare to die,
01:25:21you piece of shit!
01:25:22Come on!
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day!
01:25:45I can stretch
01:25:46your whole house
01:25:46if I feel like it!
01:25:47But get to the basement
01:25:49now!
01:25:49No!
01:25:52If we go,
01:25:54we go together.
01:25:56Yes!
01:25:57If you die,
01:25:58we die with you.
01:25:59Yes!
01:26:00I'd rather die right now
01:26:01than let those bastards
01:26:02lay a finger on me!
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly,
01:26:17get to the basement.
01:26:18There are plenty of supplies
01:26:19down there
01:26:19that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now.
01:26:25Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28That's the queen.
01:26:29It's my duty
01:26:30to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling,
01:26:42I don't want to live
01:26:43in a world without you.
01:26:46We're at least together.
01:26:53Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:02Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG,
01:27:0310.
01:27:04MP5,
01:27:051.
01:27:06Ammunition,
01:27:065,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved
01:27:10at any time.
01:27:11Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload
01:27:24and bump
01:27:25straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay, okay,
01:27:28you got me.
01:27:29I surrender.
01:27:31Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass
01:27:35out here.
01:27:36Bring your bitches
01:27:37and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine.
01:27:40But guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead,
01:27:44I can't tell you
01:27:45where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:47All right.
01:27:49You come out nice
01:27:50and slow.
01:27:52No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker!
01:28:13I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire
01:28:19at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me
01:28:26a reason to live.
01:28:27So I live
01:28:28to protect them.
01:28:30Babe,
01:28:31share these.
01:28:35Baby,
01:28:36here you go.
01:28:39Darling,
01:28:40don't forget,
01:28:41you're sleeping
01:28:42with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander
01:28:44into the wrong room
01:28:45like last time.
01:28:47Honey,
01:28:48why don't we all
01:28:49shower together tonight?
01:28:51All right, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your Majesty.
01:28:57Detecting children.
01:29:00Human civilization progress.
01:29:0260%.
01:29:02This is the start
01:29:03of my empire.
01:29:04You ain't seen
01:29:05nothing yet.
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