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00:05all right what's next ah history paper i'm going to help you with that later spanish project did
00:11you get an extension si muy bien sorry what oh boy spooner you're gonna have to help him with
00:17spanish project also you have a stats final on monday jd pictures fuck you jd is going to help
00:24you with your sass final all right i gotta get going just keep working thank you rooster i believe in
00:31you guys wanna take a wee break way ahead hey boys thanks for helping tommy hey now sit your asses
00:41down and get back to work or i'm gonna fucking kill you wow tommy was a 14 pound baby he
00:46ripped me open
00:47from my vagina to my rectum and i didn't go through all that to have him flunk out yes ma
00:53'am yes yeah
00:53right love you peanut love you
00:57what the fuck was that did you actually hurt her vagina shut up okay guys i know that we had
01:04a
01:04slideshow today but it's really hard to teach when you're making out like that i'm not responsible
01:09for what happens when the lights go out i think you are george sure later love hey hey are you
01:16ready
01:16to feel better fucking hey right i am all right this is day one of me getting my life back
01:22uh the
01:23bikes are pretty far away i think you might have put that on a little too early i don't care
01:29you should put yours on too so i don't feel stupid
01:33let's roll let's do it
01:46okay um i have to tell you something it's been a really hard decision but i am declining the job
01:54offer from bioteca i'm gonna stay here with archie instead oh i gotta process that did she tell you
02:02so not the dumbest thing you ever heard your whole life i am processing you're right process away walter
02:10oh gotta say i am loving our new vest i mean rubber sportswear has always really suited me
02:17i'm ready here we go yes
02:21i support you you should do whatever is right for you thank you no the fuck relax i'm not done
02:32you just gotta make sure archie's making the same commitment to you that you're making to him
02:36got it okay or i'll kill him that's what i
02:52hey archie is this a good time
02:55always a good time yeah i can actually i could do with the break i'm gonna move anyway gotta uh
02:58gotta get the blood flowing yeah gotta have a shimmy shake a shimmy shimmy shake you want to join
03:03no i'm good uh you canceled classes in the last two days sorry no i did yeah i did i
03:09had to cancel
03:09because of the book deadlines and i've just sort of been at it for 36 hours straight so
03:14muddling through have you ever had one of these celsius beverages
03:18yeah my one of my students got me onto it and it it it doesn't like me a bit of
03:22cocaine actually
03:23the feeling that you get from cocaine but not the dark sort of scary part of cocaine
03:26more the bit when you know you it's fun and you meet people but uh
03:30but no i can't really believe that they let kids drink that it's um it's not good for you can't
03:33be
03:34i don't think it is god my heart is it's right it's beating so fast it's
03:40can you hear that
03:45i'm gonna go don't cancel any more classes
03:49it's like a fucking nightclub in here do you know what i mean
03:53good luck with the book
03:58oh i oh i oh i i played before
04:05i laugh at me i'm trying trying falling sometimes sometimes flying cry me and i'll shine up
04:26how you doing fuck off
04:29there he is
04:31so what's up
04:34i told the guys on the team that i was coming to see you and they all really miss you
04:38bullshit
04:39they do remember when you peed on the ice
04:41i wish i could
04:43you can still see it every time they skate over it i see him smile a little bit
04:46that is precious
04:48thank you for sharing that
04:50so
04:51how's rehab going
04:52yeah pretty good
04:54crystal was a big help
04:55she found me an amazing place
04:57that's great
04:58yeah
04:59spend most of my time now in group therapy or playing online blackjack
05:02since i got sober the world of gambling's really opened up to me
05:06silver lining
05:07sounds like fun
05:08yeah good people
05:09look greg's leaving us in a few days
05:12that's right
05:13and we wanted to see if you would be able to resume coaching after christmas break
05:18ah my program's eight weeks you know so i should probably see that through
05:22mm-hmm
05:23yeah
05:23mm-hmm
05:24but on the other hand
05:25i'm not a pussy
05:26and i got this demon inside of me that's screaming fuck yeah rock and roll
05:30maybe
05:31let's not listen to the demon
05:33i don't think you should listen to the demon
05:34i'll just talk to walt
05:36and we'll see if we can get someone to cover for you
05:39until you're ready
05:41yeah thank you
05:42i'm gonna go
05:43okay
05:43see you
05:44thanks
05:44all right
05:48i bet you 50 bucks when she gets to the top of the stairs
05:51she changes her mind and comes back down here
05:52you know what i don't think that you should replace alcohol with gambling
05:56oh my god what are you my mom
05:58no
05:58are you my mom are you gonna cinch your titties in your belt
06:00i'm gonna go
06:01come on
06:02all right
06:03oh my god
06:04what's up little bro
06:06i'm researching a paper on world war ii
06:08do you know who sucks
06:10germany
06:11you should write that down
06:13i just got a text from your mom
06:15she said you guys are having dinner tomorrow night
06:17well she's in boston
06:19i thought it might be nice if she came
06:20and told me that men don't matter and i'm being weak
06:23sounds fun
06:24uh what do we got
06:26battle of midway refers to where the battle took place
06:29it is not the halfway point of the war
06:32that's confusing
06:32no it's not
06:33i saw archie today
06:35ah
06:36just living his life
06:37but it still knocks the wind out of me
06:39i'm so bored of myself
06:40don't beat yourself up
06:42i think you're gonna get over this faster than i did
06:44yeah but getting my life back needs to be
06:46more than just bike rides
06:47right
06:48well i have some adderall if you want
06:49no
06:49maybe or there's dylan's tenure track program
06:53this is my campus too i belong here
06:55you're a great teacher
06:56i am
06:56yeah
06:57and you know why
06:59don't
06:59i'm gonna say it
07:00please don't
07:01you're a rock star
07:02there it is
07:03she hates it when i say that and i say it all the time
07:05you know what screw it i am a rock star
07:08you are a rock star
07:08you know what else
07:09i'm wicked smart
07:10you're wicked smart
07:11you see i can be fun when i want to
07:14i just don't often want to
07:15plus i'm like girl next door hot
07:18right
07:19well don't look at me ask him
07:20you are the most beautiful girl in the world
07:22you see what i'm working with over here
07:24you answer me
07:26fine i
07:28well i might have seen a list that you were on of those hottest teachers
07:32what number was i
07:33four
07:35wow
07:35hell yeah top five
07:37all right
07:37yeah yeah yeah top five
07:39four
07:41nice
07:41wow
07:44good morning
07:46good morning
07:47i'm sure you all suffered through a long night with the last second assignment i bestowed upon you
07:52but
07:53part of being in my level 400 seminar is total and utter commitment to the majesty of world history
08:00with that being in mind
08:03what did you think of my book
08:05i only got through the first 600 pages
08:07that's okay reuben let's just hope that i don't show the same lack of stamina when it comes to grading
08:11your final thesis
08:12let's hope i get to the end of that
08:14come on guys i want some feedback don't pull your punches
08:17what do you got what do you got
08:18well i know it's non-fiction but
08:20the writing feels almost poetic reminds me of pushkin
08:23do you know that's exactly what i was going for pushkin thank you eli very good
08:28that being said it could benefit from some judicious trims
08:31well yeah well you know i'd argue that uh that the length is warranted for a book of this
08:36caliber maybe just not this much length oh look who it is again someone likes the sound of their own
08:41voice
08:42do you know don't just give it back to me
08:43i've already handed it into my editor anyway so
08:45you already handed it in why did you make us read it
08:48because i mistook you clearly for fellow intellects
08:51but don't worry about it the world will always need extra security guards and djs now get out go on
08:56but class just started go on fuck anybody
09:05what do i expect a bunch of kids with prefrontal cortexes that haven't developed yet
09:10prefrontal cortex only impacts impulse control and decision making not critical thinking
09:14i knew that look i know that compliments are like fuel for you
09:19but truly brilliant people do not need to be told that they're brilliant
09:23well then how do they know
09:27insecurity is not a great look for me i'm just gonna i'm just gonna brush it off
09:30i'm just gonna get this side
09:32you got a little bit there
09:33there he is
09:35these are great anyway
09:37and somebody told me that this place is available next semester
09:42behold our new home
09:45our
09:46having a baby bug pretty sure that robin's gonna want to live with his mother
09:51i still hate robin
09:55who's living there now
09:56just someone who's bathing the whole place in good vibes
10:09you know greg i was just with the head of the trustees
10:12and that rascal loves his e-bike unfortunately he shattered every bone in his right hand
10:18i can't hear you you have to wait until i'm in the room before you start talking
10:21fair enough
10:23how did he break his hand did he fall so you can't hear me
10:27you got me you have a very loud voice and we never need to be in the same room
10:32unfortunately when i was talking to graham about finding yet another interim hockey coach
10:37he said that the whole hockey program was trimmable fat
10:41no he can't come on the boys have been working so hard this would kill him
10:46oh you know what we're getting better you should have graham come to the game tomorrow night
10:50we're playing pruett i think we can give him a run for their money
10:53let's hope so
10:54i tried to impress upon him that every decision doesn't have to be based on budgetary concerns
11:00and he laughed so hard he cracked the tooth
11:01sounds like a very fragile man
11:03he's 80 greg
11:04not sure that means he should fall out when you laugh
11:08sorry dylan but you told anyone that would listen about your idea to fast track young professors for 10 years
11:12so that was your mistake i like this energy i'm proactive now
11:16come on but i got less not for two minutes
11:19yeah but last night i fell into a tequila and soldiers surprising their children on instagram rabbit hole
11:25so i gotta figure out what i'm teaching today i'll be so quick please
11:30fine hit me okay we currently only have one art history professor with tenure here at ludlow
11:36and the only class he teaches is called nudes no one's even sure it's an art class
11:41yeah i gotta look into that i've already had two articles published in the october journal
11:45i have had communication with a curator at ica boston who can bring
11:49more contemporary pieces to cabot museum and i'm a great teacher so what do you think
11:55i think you're a perfect candidate for tenure
11:58five years how is that fast tracking because it usually takes longer why would you rain on her parade
12:04ignore him i am so proud of you thanks mom you're welcome always been so good at saying things
12:09like that to me i'm so sorry your father isn't okay it's funny he loves you he just doesn't know
12:15how to show it i hate it i hate when you do this thing i'm gonna go to hockey practice
12:19and you guys
12:20have fun being jerks have fun being jerks i love you and i always will even though you are mean
12:26people
12:28um so how's he been doing actually really good yeah yeah he took that picture of you down thank god
12:36what yeah wow i know wow okay mom don't don't what come on he's finally getting over you oh honey
12:47no no no he's not getting over me because nobody ever does i'm not laughing oh can a woman just
12:56want
12:57her ex-husband to sadly worship her for the rest of his life jesus mom that's wrong right i'm going
13:03to
13:03work okay not that's not okay not healthy mom working on it mm-hmm bad girl all right find your
13:11center
13:12who you got who you got take your shot tj do you believe in miracles nice all right
13:26good job i don't want any of you to worry about brad i know there was a lot of blood
13:31but it turns out
13:32he didn't take a hit it's just something that happens when he gets anxious brad you good yeah so
13:38tomorrow we have pruitt and they are good but i feel confident how do you guys feel i'm scared no
13:44reason to be scared i got my front teeth knocked out last time these are veneers well the good news
13:49lucas is that they look amazing all right pruitt is a great team they are faster than we are they
13:54are
13:55definitely bigger than we are they have that number 49 big thick mustache on that guy probably only plays
14:02hockey at night to release all that violent fury that he builds up during the day working
14:11on the docks and now is a really bad time for me to have lost my train of thought i
14:17know i don't
14:17say this a lot but i love you guys who cares don't baby them you're their coach not their nanny
14:23donnie
14:24this is a close practice not for me i've got a badge
14:30at the movie theater i have a badge at the movie theater i went last night
14:35for the 15 year anniversary of we bought a zoo i never saw that oh my god it changed my
14:40life did
14:41you know you can just buy a zoo okay it's based on a true story you know matt damon oh
14:48i love him he
14:48explodes off the screen plus you won't believe the animals they got in it yeah i'll check it out you
14:54will
14:55thank me but as far as these guys go they don't have a chance in hell if they don't stop
15:00acting like a
15:01bunch of little girls thank you donnie yeah you know i never thought i'd say this but i agree with
15:07officer donnie you are not going to win this game unless you stop acting like a bunch of little girls
15:13okay for starters i wasn't the first one to call them little girls that was a local police officer
15:19who i was having a conversation with about an obscure matt damon movie loved it they buy a zoo okay
15:25it's never okay to equate the female gender with weakness i completely agree what i'm trying to
15:31say is if you take little girls like four or five years old and put them on the ice with
15:37a men's
15:37college hockey team they're going to get killed and i don't mean they're going to lose i mean they
15:42are actually going to die oh that's matter to brenda i'm gonna have to tell you this what you are
15:48brenda
15:48oh tell brenda that we all think that you're the worst i didn't expect to hear from you so soon
15:53not
15:53like my book's 180 pages of a guy called rooster shooting people in the face and fornicating
15:58there is other stuff that happens so come on pins and needles what do you think that's
16:05uh-huh that's uh that's amazing um brilliant i could have just as easily said don't play like
16:15little boys i'm gonna miss this greg i'm gonna miss it too what what what do you mean you're not
16:21going to publish it you you can't make that decision after only reading a few chapters
16:28mm-hmm well uh somebody here loved it so much they actually read 600 pages last night so
16:37yeah sure um i'm just so tickled by the news i'm gonna have to call you back
16:44uh yeah bye and she loved it oh of course she did yes yeah come on come on okay give
16:54me a hug oh yes
16:58wow you're the author of a book i couldn't have anticipated it your mom
17:03dropped by to see me this morning will you please tell her that it was uh lovely to see her
17:09yeah i
17:09sure will uh would you like me to make that sound more sincere i'd appreciate it now i read over
17:15dylan's
17:15recommendations instead of waiting five years how would you feel about starting tenure in one
17:23are you serious i'm always serious thank you sir uh you won't regret it i believe in you
17:35at all
17:36hey chrysal uh when my mom was here did my tenure come up at all
17:43well if i said yes would that make you happy or sad happy
17:51God, Graham, if you're gonna ride that thing you're gonna have to promise to be safer.
17:54I'm sorry. If I'm on a bike like that, I'm gonna do jumps.
17:59Let's talk about me for a second.
18:01I am looking to start my next chapter, and my name is on this building.
18:05Mom? Yes, hi!
18:06When you're done, may I have a word with you?
18:09Sure.
18:13That's not as ominous to you as it did to me.
18:16All right, boys. Have a seat.
18:19Listen up. Before we go out and beat Pruitt...
18:23Yeah, I said it. Beat Pruitt.
18:25Thought it might be nice for you to hear some words from an old friend.
18:29Boys!
18:31Boom! Yay!
18:33All right. All right. There we go.
18:36Oh, man. We've all grown up so much.
18:41Huh? Greg told me you guys are a little down on yourselves.
18:44And I guess I just wanted to say, if I can take my shit heap of a life and turn
18:48it around,
18:49I damn sure know that you can go out there and kick Pruitt's ass!
18:53That's right!
18:55You can kick A. So I want you to go out there today.
18:58Oh, hold on. Hold on, Greg. Actually, this is a good chance to make some amends.
19:02Mm-mm. Yeah. Lucas!
19:03You don't need to...
19:04Lucas. Yep.
19:05Remember when you told me that your ADD medication had stopped working for a couple months?
19:09Yeah.
19:09Well, it did.
19:11I was grinding them up and snorting them every morning to get out of bed.
19:14What were the pillows I was taking?
19:15Those were just tablets I used to clean my fish tank. And they died, so...
19:19Oh, okay. Good. Thank you, Coach.
19:21Yeah.
19:21Appreciate it.
19:22No, I've got more.
19:22No, no, no.
19:23Sam! Remember when your bike got stolen?
19:25Uh-huh. Yeah.
19:26I told you that DJ had been eyeing it for a couple weeks and that, uh, he talked about
19:30what an awesome feeling it would be to steal from a dear friend?
19:32That was me. I took it.
19:34And I traded it for a single six-pack of June Shine, whatever the fuck that is.
19:38Okay.
19:38Guys, you know, it'll be a really healthy experience for you to rekindle that friendship.
19:42What he said, okay?
19:44And honestly, if anybody's missing anything, I took so much stuff I can't really remember.
19:48Like, this necklace. This was way too nice to sell. Look at that. That's real gold.
19:54That's really nice.
19:54Okay, who do we got? Neil! Really? It's a cross.
19:57I had you picked as a Jew.
19:59All right, Brad.
20:00Hey, you're the only guy I came through for.
20:02Remember that grad student you were dating? She dropped you like a sack of hot potatoes?
20:05Well, that's because I was banging her, you know?
20:07And, uh, she was trouble. So you're welcome.
20:10All right, guys. Go get him. Play hard.
20:13Thanks, Coach.
20:14You got it!
20:19All right, let's go out and have some fun.
20:43All right, all right, all right, all right.
20:47Good physical play.
20:49Come on! Yeah!
20:54He's just a boy.
21:01Stop! It's over!
21:03Fuck yeah! Make him bleed!
21:09Stop!
21:12Is his arm broken? Is his arm broken?
21:15How that it's time, how that the hour-hand is landed at the end.
21:24How that it's weird, how that the kings have given all day had to lead.
21:41This is the greatest fucking game ever.
21:44That was my son.
21:46My son scored.
21:48Hey, raise your hand if your son scored.
21:52Why would you stick your nose into this 10-year stuff?
21:56You know how long I've been trying to get out of your shadow.
21:58Honey, if you want me to apologize for being your mom,
22:01I am not going to do it.
22:02I have given you a lot of cool stuff.
22:04Big brain, great hair, perfect amount of freckles.
22:07Too many. Sometimes I cover them up.
22:09Why do you cover them up?
22:11Look, I know that being your daughter got me my interview here,
22:14but I got this job on my own.
22:19I didn't get the job myself, did I?
22:21Deep down, you had to know.
22:23I really didn't.
22:25You were an inexperienced 29-year-old,
22:28and you offered a full professorship.
22:31How did you think that happened?
22:32Because I nailed the interview,
22:34and I wore a really cute outfit.
22:36Oh, God, I'm dumb.
22:37You're not dumb.
22:38I am. I'm dumb.
22:39I'm the dumbest person in the world.
22:40Nope.
22:41Naive, maybe, and that will fade with age.
22:43Jesus Christ.
22:44Holy shit!
22:45You stole the cock!
22:46Cool!
22:47Not cool.
22:48I didn't even do that on my own.
22:49Oh.
22:50I think I really believed that I did all this stuff myself,
22:54because when it came to my life, Mom,
22:56honestly, you weren't over-involved,
22:58or even, like, involved.
23:00No judgment.
23:01A little bit of judgment.
23:02A little bit of judgment, yeah.
23:04You know what?
23:05In my defense, it really wasn't even my...
23:09Uh, never mind.
23:14Whose idea was it?
23:16Rooster! Rooster! Rooster!
23:19All right. All right.
23:19Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! Rooster!
23:22Rooster! Rooster!
23:22Bring it down. Bring it down.
23:23I'm proud of you guys.
23:25You did a great job.
23:26No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on.
23:27Guys, guys.
23:28It was just one game.
23:30Keep that in mind.
23:31All right?
23:33But this is the best day of my life!
23:50All right.
23:51Oh, God.
23:52You scared me.
23:53We won.
23:54Honey, we won!
23:59We won.
24:02How could you do this?
24:04Uh...
24:05I don't know.
24:06I guess it was kind of a fluke.
24:07I'm sure we will never win again.
24:10What's going on?
24:11Why did you take a job here?
24:15Because I like challenging myself
24:17and stepping outside of my comfort zone.
24:19You hate both those things.
24:20Not as much as I used to.
24:23So you didn't take a job here
24:25as a trade-off so I wouldn't get fired?
24:28I was on my way out, Dad.
24:31Away from Archie and this fishbowl.
24:33And maybe if I'd gone somewhere else,
24:35it would have been a really good thing for me
24:37to find my own way,
24:38but you didn't let me do that, did you?
24:39I didn't want you to make a mistake.
24:41I get to make mistakes.
24:43I need to make mistakes.
24:45You don't trust me to do anything on my own.
24:47That's not true, honey.
24:48Ten year.
24:49Me getting hired here in the first place?
24:50That was all you.
24:52Honey, I was just trying to help.
24:54I love you so much.
24:55Okay.
24:56I would do anything for you.
24:58Yeah, okay.
24:58You know that.
24:59I know.
24:59So let's just get it all out in the open.
25:01Is there anything else that you have done
25:03that you think would make me go insane?
25:05Let's just clear it all up.
25:06Anything?
25:09No.
25:10No.
25:14I have been playing online backgammon
25:17with Fred Saluski.
25:18Who is Fred Saluski?
25:20Sonny's dad.
25:21Our paths crossed.
25:22I think you'd actually like him.
25:24I don't think I like Sonny's dad.
25:26When you're playing backgammon
25:28with Fred Saluski, are you chatting?
25:30No.
25:31There is no chat feature.
25:32Sometimes we FaceTime while we're playing.
25:34What the fuck?
25:34What is wrong with you?
25:35I know you're mad.
25:37I'm not mad.
25:40I'm really sad.
25:43I actually really thought you believed in me.
25:46I do believe in you.
25:47Yeah.
25:48Shows.
25:49Shows.
26:04More coffee?
26:06No, thank you.
26:07Um, can I please have another slice of pie?
26:10And if I detect any judgment,
26:12there's not going to be a tip.
26:13Third piece coming up.
26:16She wants whipped cream, too.
26:20Hello.
26:21Getting drunk alone?
26:23Nope.
26:23Just drowning my sorrows in this American excuse for tea.
26:26I did ask for loose leaf,
26:28but apparently that's beyond the realms of possibility here.
26:30Loose leaf tea in a diner?
26:32Be more pretentious.
26:36Care to join?
26:50Do you think I can make it through the world on my own without it being a total disaster?
26:55Barely understood that.
26:58Katie, you're literally the smartest person in any room that you walk into.
27:02I don't know what you want me to say.
27:04You can do anything.
27:14They're cancelling my book.
27:18Fuck Brenda, she's a troll.
27:20I'm lucky, really, I suppose.
27:21Finding out at a young age that I'm not nearly as impressive as I believe myself to be.
27:27I know you want me to compliment you.
27:29I really do.
27:31You know, somebody told me that brilliant people shouldn't have to be told that they're brilliant.
27:36That's stupid.
27:36What's the point of being brilliant if no one's going to say anything?
27:39Mm-hmm.
27:40You're going to get your book back, Arch.
27:42You're the most persuasive person I know.
27:45I don't know about that.
27:46Come on.
27:47You were even convinced that you could persuade me to take you back.
27:50You got that whole big speech memorized.
27:52Mm-hmm.
27:53Lucky I didn't have to sit through that.
27:54Oh, no, no, no.
27:55You really missed out on that one.
27:56I'm just an absolute belter.
27:57I mean, I found it incredibly scintillating.
28:00I'm sure you did.
28:01Go to town.
28:08What was it?
28:09Just curious.
28:10Oh, uh, I don't know.
28:13Just something along the lines of me marrying you was one of the only things in my life that
28:16didn't feel like it was a total and utter mistake.
28:20I mean, don't get me wrong.
28:21We've still had some classic flourishes in there.
28:23Joke here.
28:24Cheeky turn of phrase there.
28:25Mm-mm.
28:26Okay.
28:28No, I guess the general gist was really that if I was one day lucky enough to have the chance
28:32to, I don't know, try and get you back, then I would...
28:35I'm in.
28:40That wasn't...
28:40Katie, no, you just, you asked me what the speech was.
28:43I wasn't giving you the speech.
28:45Yeah, but you also told me once that I had as long as I wanted to make a decision, so
28:49I'm making it.
28:51And if it's a huge fucking mistake, at least it's mine.
28:54So, yeah, I'm in.
28:56Do with that what you will.
28:58And pay for my pie.
29:08I also had two cheeseburgers.
29:25What?
29:29We're happy here in the happy house.
29:34Oh, it's it's fun, fun, fun, fun, whoa.
29:42We've come to play in the happy house.
29:50We've come to scream in the happy house.
29:56We're in a dream in the happy house.
30:05We're all right, fine.
30:09Hey, hey, whoa.
30:15This is the happy house.
30:19We're happy here.
30:22Oh, yeah.
30:28Bye-bye.
30:31Bye-bye.
30:31Bye-bye.
30:34Bye-bye.
30:34Bye-bye.
30:35Bye-bye.
30:36Bye-bye.
30:36Bye-bye.
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