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Wayne Colley, better known as “Kountry Wayne”, is not your average skit-standup comedian. If you asked him to describe himself, he would say he is just a reserved vegan and father of eight who wants what’s best for his kids. Hailing from Millen, Georgia, Wayne grew up with aspirations of becoming a super-star rapper, but those ambitions quickly changed when he posted a video to Facebook and became a viral sensation overnight.
Wayne attacked his new found fame head on and grew his audience to over 10 Million followers across Facebook & Instagram by delivering liked content on a daily basis. With his humble roots and unbridled energy it’s clear Wayne will be making people laugh for years to come.
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00:01Hey Nia, leave me alone.
00:06What has gotten into her?
00:08What's going on?
00:09So your daughter got suspended out of cheer today.
00:13She couldn't be in the game because she mowed it off to her coach.
00:16I did not register like that.
00:17I don't know what's going on with her.
00:18These teenage hormones.
00:20She got way too much going on.
00:23Alright, so are you ready to talk about Nia's birthday?
00:27Yes, I meant to tell you that cake.
00:30Way too sweet.
00:31It had way too much going on with all them sprinkles and all that.
00:35I mean, the baby was driving me crazy all night long.
00:38I couldn't even sleep last night.
00:40Okay, first off, the baby is barely even a poppy seed right now.
00:47So how is the baby keeping you up?
00:50The baby's been popping around.
00:52I mean, why do you even have that app on your phone?
00:55I'm so confused.
00:56Are you pregnant?
00:57Okay, well, we are pregnant.
00:59We are pregnant and we need to know what things that we need to be doing, how we need to
01:03be handling the baby the right way.
01:05We are pregnant.
01:07You lay down with me and we made a baby.
01:09Okay, Adriana, you are deflecting.
01:11Okay, the question is, Nia's birthday, why did you make a four-year-old take your drug test?
01:19Listen, Sarah, you are stressing me out with all these questions.
01:24I don't have time for all of that.
01:27Okay, no, we are going to talk about this.
01:30We are going to talk about it.
01:32You made a four-year-old take your drug test.
01:34So what are you using again?
01:36No, Sarah, I'm not using it.
01:38I don't know why you keep thinking that.
01:41No, I'm not.
01:41Okay, well, you better not be.
01:42You know what happens, right?
01:43The baby could come out slow.
01:45It would have to be on medication.
01:47She probably wouldn't be able to talk until she's eight years old.
01:51Sarah, it's not funny.
01:53Birth defects is a real thing, and you're being selfish.
01:56Listen, I'm not being selfish, Sarah.
01:58I just told you I'm not using.
01:59I don't know why you would think I would do that to my baby.
02:02Okay, so please explain why Ari took your drug test.
02:08And you do understand if she would have told somebody else besides me, you would have been locked up, correct?
02:12And you would have been pregnant and locked up.
02:14And that was your great idea, right?
02:17Sarah, listen, I mean, I would have.
02:19I would have passed regardless, but I just couldn't pee in the cup at that point.
02:26Like, I didn't have enough water in my system.
02:30I, yeah, I just couldn't.
02:36So her peeing in the cup was the best option at that point.
02:40So because you couldn't pee in a cup, you thought a four-year-old should pee for you.
02:44Why?
02:44Because, well, Lilo and Stitch is so important, I don't understand.
02:48I mean, yes, we wanted to spend time with Ari.
02:51I wasn't going to give up that time, but at the same time, it wasn't my idea initially.
02:54It was Naya's idea.
02:57And that's why she reacted the way she did when it all came out on her birthday.
03:04Naya told you to do it.
03:05Yes.
03:06Naya told me.
03:08I am going to go talk to that little girl.
03:10No, no, no.
03:10This is out of control.
03:11She's getting kicked out of cheer and she tells you to.
03:13And what made you think that you should have done that?
03:15Listen, I'm her mom.
03:17Let me go talk to her.
03:18I wasn't thinking at the time.
03:20I just wanted to spend time with Ari.
03:21I wanted us to, you know, enjoy our time together.
03:24Watch Lilo and Stitch.
03:25Let me, let me go talk to her.
03:26Okay.
03:27Let me, I'll take care of it.
03:28I promise.
03:29Adriana, please.
03:30I want to take care of it there.
03:31I don't know.
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