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Wayne Colley, better known as “Kountry Wayne”, is not your average skit-standup comedian. If you asked him to describe himself, he would say he is just a reserved vegan and father of eight who wants what’s best for his kids. Hailing from Millen, Georgia, Wayne grew up with aspirations of becoming a super-star rapper, but those ambitions quickly changed when he posted a video to Facebook and became a viral sensation overnight.
Wayne attacked his new found fame head on and grew his audience to over 10 Million followers across Facebook & Instagram by delivering liked content on a daily basis. With his humble roots and unbridled energy it’s clear Wayne will be making people laugh for years to come.
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00:07Princess, hello, you are really going to make me work for this, aren't you?
00:15Mm-hm.
00:22Okay, look, I'm sorry.
00:27I shouldn't have argued with you.
00:30I was wrong.
00:32I can admit that I was wrong.
00:35Mm-hm.
00:36Maybe.
00:41I do sometimes feel judged by you.
00:44When I'm opening up to you, it just feels like I'm like in the court of public opinion.
00:49And I, you know, look again, I shouldn't have unloaded on you.
00:52I shouldn't have said what I said about Curtis.
00:57That was wrong.
00:59I know it's your husband.
01:01And we love your man, your man, your man.
01:03And I apologize.
01:05But I also just, you know, want to feel like you're a safe space for me.
01:10I mean, you're my friend.
01:12I feel like if I'm telling you what's going on in my life, like I don't want to feel like,
01:18I don't know, like, I'm on trial.
01:23Can we actually, like, talk about it calmly this time?
01:31I'm not trying to judge you, bro.
01:39Like, I just want the best for you, that's it.
01:42I'm not trying to judge you.
01:43I want to make you feel like you can't talk to me.
01:48So, yeah.
01:50Does your apology come with dinner?
01:53From Del Frisco's?
01:56We could do Del Bar.
01:57I don't know about Del Frisco's, but yes.
02:02We could do Del Bar, okay?
02:04Okay.
02:07All right, girl.
02:08I guess I'll accept your apology.
02:12Don't be like that.
02:15Take my apology.
02:17I just want to feel like, you know,
02:22I don't know, like old times, how we were back in college, you know?
02:25I know you're married now, and I know how married people get, you know, with their husbands and
02:29spouse and all that other stuff, but I'm enjoying my life, and I just, you know,
02:35want to be able to feel like I can talk to my friend about what's going on in my place.
02:39You can't talk to me.
02:41Honestly, I'm going to listen to you more and not make you feel judged.
02:46Can you please?
02:48I'm sorry, babe.
02:49And not make you feel judged, and, you know, just be with a friend.
02:56But I just picked Curtis up from the airport, so I'm going to call you back later, okay?
03:02All right, dog.
03:03Hi.
03:04Okay?
03:05Okay.
03:06All right, girl.
03:07All right, bye.
03:08Bye.
03:15I'm out of time, because she wasn't talking about nothing, right?
03:17Yeah, I was doing all this, so I'm trying to talk to her.
03:19Because, I mean, y'all had to argue?
03:21It was something small.
03:22It wasn't even as serious.
03:22It was something small, but she had to call and apologize.
03:24She better apologize to my baby, because I didn't pull up on me.
03:27Oh, my God.
03:28I'm just saying, so now it's your day.
03:31That's good.
03:31Where's your ring?
03:34Oh, I took it off and I washed my hands.
03:36I'm at the airport, man, you know?
03:38I didn't want to lose that.
03:42Come on, baby, don't act like that.
03:44You know how it'll be.
03:46I don't know how this soap and I found that dirty.
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