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🔥Head Witch in Charge film
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00:00:01.
00:00:25Jesus!
00:00:26Mom!
00:00:27Can you at least warn me when you're going to do that, please?
00:00:31Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50No, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:57And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood?
00:01:41You are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:52Remember?
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights.
00:02:11Fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm going to have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:57There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I mean, in Vegas, like I said, it would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:13Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her, and then that whole obnoxious family will be there
00:03:19to pay off our debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet.
00:03:22It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl, like I told you, I am going to sell your little
00:03:35sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good.
00:03:53And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:14It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me.
00:04:18Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:29But I think it's one of their best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The Wand of Light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I am Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn.
00:05:13He's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric, motherfucking Svenson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me, and you think you can sit there and act like
00:06:06nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:48I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other, or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:13I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:32Eric?
00:07:34Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that, since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:57Do you want me to stop?
00:08:13Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a shower.
00:08:28Wait.
00:08:29Wait, please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait.
00:08:50I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:31It is very nice.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:53Hmm.
00:09:54It's very distracting.
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:14Eric, there are people.
00:10:16And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:23This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:25You know, you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I...
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you...
00:10:47can help me do that.
00:10:55Remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you.
00:10:59The real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:04I already know who you are.
00:11:07The real you...
00:11:09wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:17He really wants me.
00:11:20The real me.
00:11:21Fuck.
00:11:23You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric.
00:11:30I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come...
00:11:47all over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet.
00:12:04Keep your eyes open.
00:12:06Or I'll stop.
00:12:11That's a good girl.
00:12:13Look down at my head.
00:12:18Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:12:21I can't.
00:12:22Just relax.
00:12:25I can't, Eric.
00:12:28It's okay.
00:12:29Don't think.
00:12:31Just kill.
00:12:33Tell me how you feel.
00:12:35So good.
00:12:36But I need more, Eric.
00:12:42You feel so good.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:48I'm sorry I'm going to make you come.
00:12:51I'll get you there.
00:12:53I'm going to go down.
00:12:55I want you to scream my name in it.
00:12:57Five.
00:12:59Four.
00:13:02Four.
00:13:03Two.
00:13:07Four.
00:13:09One.
00:13:09Three.
00:13:11Four.
00:13:12Four.
00:13:14Five.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand in front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at 8 o'clock.
00:13:45If you decided that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:05So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:13Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:22All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:27I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for tonight.
00:14:41So, any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:07What are you doing?
00:15:11No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:14I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16Consider me wooed.
00:15:18Then we could take it slow?
00:15:19Your lips say one thing.
00:15:21But your body says something else.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:39I almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:52Hey.
00:15:52You're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:56Okay, if my family saw me do any of that,
00:15:58they would freak out.
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you.
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25Just like I planned.
00:16:29So, are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So, are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:45Come on.
00:16:46Come on.
00:16:49Let's go.
00:16:55You nervous?
00:16:57Just never been married before.
00:17:07Uh, it's my sister.
00:17:08I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:10Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama.
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home.
00:17:19Now.
00:17:19I can't.
00:17:20Secret.
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird.
00:17:27It really freaks me out.
00:17:28You were my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you.
00:17:31Here.
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:46Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:18Right.
00:18:18Only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that.
00:18:27And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started.
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:50Woo!
00:18:53Shit.
00:19:10Shh.
00:19:16this is it i have the wand of light the most powerful object in the world if i leave now
00:19:24i could use it to take control away from my father set secret and i free
00:19:35but i already betrayed her once
00:19:46so
00:19:54so
00:19:56so
00:20:02so
00:20:03so
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:22Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm.
00:20:39That's weird.
00:20:40The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's...
00:20:59complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:01Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:21:06and bind her power to this family,
00:21:08not a playhouse.
00:21:09You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true,
00:21:25we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:21:30and then bring her to me.
00:21:33Idiot.
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of troll shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me.
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:19I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal
00:22:25to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table,
00:22:29but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:33The hand fast mark, it'll fade.
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:40Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:42It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:49Lily, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric,
00:22:53I will never have to see you again!
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister, Effie, told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by.
00:23:21Then, well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:28It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting a hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:51I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:26I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:56What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:58Nothing. I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:04Payday? Someone sent you! Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality. Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:31You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand.
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:26:08Get off me! She has the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand. Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife. Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you
00:26:46were more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:53You should be thanking me. I did just save your life.
00:26:55Thanking you?
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:26:59How did you even find me?
00:27:01How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:18here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes?
00:27:29I just... I need it, okay? It's... it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:36Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:48Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back!
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:12Please, Lily, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:19But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:29No.
00:28:31No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:40the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:47Uh, fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:07You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah, you're not gonna speak-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you, I already packed our bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:29:52We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:15You magicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:27You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32In a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself.
00:30:43If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:45Hmm. I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:49I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:52Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:55Wife.
00:30:57Wife.
00:31:15We've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:30You're Svensson. You don't play house with Sheryl's.
00:31:33Why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:41Plus, it's getting dark. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:46Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:31:53No. I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally, Julie. Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:32:15so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah. Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do not
00:32:40even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:33:13Goodnight to you two.
00:33:28In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:36Sigrid.
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Svinson.
00:33:41She's different than us.
00:33:42Better.
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:46No.
00:33:48Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:34:14I'm going to be a woman.
00:34:30I'm going to be a woman.
00:34:32I'm going to be a woman.
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:46I told you not to come.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Cross my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember.
00:36:04He touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look, I'm so close.
00:36:24Holy.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:26Be a good girl.
00:36:29And go for it.
00:36:36Are you ready?
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:43Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:04Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:17Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:23You came so hard, you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:02it's on a need to know basis oh don't you think i need to know i am your wife after
00:38:10all
00:38:10oh now you remember you're my wife funny how you only remember that once convenient for you
00:38:15i remember every time i think about how badly i fucked up in vegas so all i am is a
00:38:20mistake
00:38:20if i remember right you're the one that suggested that we get hand fast married
00:38:24obviously that was before i knew about all your bullshit and lies
00:38:29duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family but in mine it's huge see there you
00:38:35go again always worried about what your family wants it's never about what you want i follow
00:38:40the rules because i have to eric if i don't i end up in situations like this did you ever
00:38:46stop to
00:38:47think that maybe that's unfair that maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit you ever think
00:38:53of that spoken like a true spinson well you're a spinson too sweetheart not much longer i can tell
00:39:19you're gonna get some coffee it's getting dark you really think you should be alone so now that we're
00:39:24married you think you have to babysit me too
00:39:30fine just don't take too long
00:39:35you got her in the car or what who don't play dumb with me boy the little sherwood witch you
00:39:42married
00:39:43forgot to tell me about
00:39:46you thought i wouldn't find out huh you did a good job of hiding it i'll give you that
00:39:51maybe you are my son after all huh what's the end game here you said you just needed to get
00:39:57the
00:39:57sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts what does she have to do with it because i'm not
00:40:01an idiot like you i'll finally have all the leverage i need over the sherwood family when i tell them
00:40:08their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law and then it'll be our family that gets to call
00:40:14the shots in the magic world so you just want to use her like you use mom like you're using
00:40:20your
00:40:20own daughter this is not a request boy bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be
00:40:26stripped of
00:40:27your name your magic everything and your sister she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes
00:40:44this isn't right the trail should still be here
00:40:48would you like some coffee miss sherwood yeah thank you wait how did you know my
00:40:58the map said that that's cute you think that dusty old map could track me
00:41:09that one is mine
00:41:13not anymore it's not and sadly my employers need your powers too employer
00:41:19no
00:41:21hold still this will only hurt a bit no stop stop
00:41:33get away from her
00:41:40eric the wand
00:41:53my magic she took half of my magic eric
00:41:57you're okay i got you
00:42:00you're okay
00:42:01oh
00:42:03i don't understand the map said that the wand was miles away what did she want with my powers
00:42:09thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell she can have gone far we'll find her
00:42:14lay low for now
00:42:16hey eric stop the car i can't breathe
00:42:19okay
00:42:29hey hey hey look at me look at me you're okay you're okay just breathe i got you
00:42:36you're safe
00:42:37okay
00:42:38i thought she was gonna kill me eric
00:42:40i'm not gonna let that happen
00:42:43not while i'm breathing
00:42:49i
00:42:50i still hate
00:42:58you
00:43:01if you
00:43:02if you hated me
00:43:03you wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:43:06this doesn't change anything
00:43:08it's only scratching
00:43:09it's only scratching an itch
00:43:10once we get the wand
00:43:12and we do the divorce spell
00:43:14now we forget each other existed
00:43:21is that what you want lily
00:43:23you want to forget how good i make you feel
00:43:26you want to forget
00:43:28i'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30who can make you feel this way
00:43:36eric
00:43:39wait wait
00:43:41wait wait wait wait
00:43:47we can't do this
00:43:50this is what goes wrong between us
00:43:52we can't make that mistake again
00:43:54we have a job to do eric
00:43:56let's get the wand that's it
00:43:59and then what
00:44:01you know what happens after eric
00:44:03we do the divorce spell
00:44:06and we never see each other again
00:44:07i
00:44:16i
00:44:17i
00:44:19i
00:44:21i
00:44:23i
00:44:24i
00:44:36i
00:44:41i
00:44:42i
00:44:46i
00:44:46i
00:44:46i
00:44:48i
00:44:49i
00:44:49i should have known
00:44:51to satyr's inn
00:44:53that
00:44:54spell
00:44:55a
00:44:55nomenin habitus smell
00:44:57it's woven into places like this for
00:45:00couples
00:45:02you mean orgies
00:45:05satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world
00:45:08it lowers any fear
00:45:11doubt
00:45:12shame
00:45:13grants you your deepest desires
00:45:15others
00:45:16without any fear of
00:45:18judgment
00:45:19or
00:45:21consequences
00:45:28here i don't
00:45:31i'm trying not to
00:45:41here i don't
00:45:44i'm
00:45:45i'm trying not to
00:45:51the spell
00:45:53doesn't create desire
00:45:55it lets go of the lies
00:45:57it tells us what we really want
00:45:59what i want doesn't matter
00:46:02it matters in here
00:46:05tell me what you really want
00:46:07please
00:46:08you can say goodbye
00:46:09and go our separate ways
00:46:11or you can tell me you want this
00:46:13or you can tell me you want this
00:46:15you want me
00:46:18tell me to stay
00:46:22stay here
00:46:23please
00:46:24god what is this
00:46:27is this just the magic
00:46:29oh
00:46:32it's not the spell
00:46:34it's freedom
00:46:37you can tell me
00:46:38you can hear the outside world
00:46:39it doesn't matter
00:46:39just you
00:46:41and me
00:46:42i shouldn't want this
00:46:45i know
00:46:49i shouldn't be doing this
00:46:53i shouldn't be doing this
00:46:54or this
00:46:55be able to share with
00:46:58to the most respected family of the whole rich world
00:47:01you definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy
00:47:05to mind
00:47:07you love the ear
00:47:09to the share with family
00:47:12who are you
00:47:13i want you eric
00:47:16i need you
00:47:17i need you
00:47:21tell me who you are
00:47:24really
00:47:24close
00:47:29but not quite
00:47:32tonight
00:47:33tell me who you are
00:47:35your wife
00:48:01you can
00:48:02this doesn't change anything
00:48:03i know
00:48:05we can have tonight
00:48:06and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside
00:48:10sure
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self
00:48:13and you can go back to pretending to be
00:48:14a good little witch
00:48:17Excuse me
00:48:18Don't deny Lili Sherwood's Vincent
00:48:20I know I'm kind of dork
00:48:23naughty thoughts you have
00:48:26I don't
00:48:28It's okay to be bad
00:48:31You don't have to pretend
00:48:34I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know just because I have half my magic
00:48:42doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight
00:48:56Now you're gonna sit there
00:48:58like a good
00:49:00little
00:49:02witch
00:49:06and I'm
00:49:08and until
00:49:09ever
00:49:10I
00:49:12want
00:49:14to you
00:49:18I don't remember packing that lingerie
00:49:21Close your eyes
00:49:25Eric, you're so good
00:49:27for being such a bad boy
00:49:31I'm
00:49:32being properly motivated
00:49:36not to move
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever
00:49:43Pretty to think so
00:49:45Why don't we test that little theory?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous game
00:49:51All you have to do
00:49:54is admit that I win
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me
00:49:59I'll even
00:50:01let you come wherever you want
00:50:06You can come here
00:50:10or here
00:50:12I'll even
00:50:14I'll even
00:50:15let you come in here
00:50:17God
00:50:18Come on
00:50:20I know you wanna
00:50:22just admit
00:50:24I'm right
00:50:27Fine
00:50:29You win
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:32You hurt me
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:48I could
00:50:49torture you
00:50:50like you did me
00:50:53But I wanna be inside you
00:50:55I wanna feel you
00:50:56squeeze me tight
00:50:59And take me to bed
00:51:00husband
00:51:04Call me that again
00:51:08You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:10Yeah
00:51:11Fuck me
00:51:20Tell me a story
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas
00:51:27I've got a story about
00:51:29my pet goat Gilmore
00:51:31and how he got stuck
00:51:33on a magic carpet
00:51:34or
00:51:35the story about
00:51:36how my sister tried to
00:51:37negotiate with a troll
00:51:39using only redimits
00:51:40I know
00:51:43I already know about your family
00:51:47I wanna know about you
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:52You want the insider info
00:51:56You tell me yours
00:51:57I'll tell you mine
00:51:58You gonna tell me how
00:52:00wonderful it was
00:52:01growing up as a
00:52:02beloved
00:52:02and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:07Is that what you think
00:52:08being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think
00:52:12being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family
00:52:17That's not true, Eric
00:52:19There are so many people
00:52:21who would love it
00:52:22if we just disappeared
00:52:23My mother has been
00:52:24shouldering all that
00:52:25responsibility and pressure
00:52:27for decades
00:52:27and next year
00:52:29I will be the
00:52:30head witch in charge
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me
00:52:33to do the right thing
00:52:33Like eat your fruits
00:52:35and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my whole
00:52:37childhood being told
00:52:38that the whole world
00:52:39depended on me
00:52:41Like
00:52:42never bothering
00:52:43to have any hopes
00:52:44or dreams
00:52:45because
00:52:46my whole life
00:52:47was planned for me
00:52:48from the very start
00:52:48before I was even born
00:52:50I'm always doing
00:52:51the right thing
00:52:52for the family
00:52:52I was never allowed
00:52:54to even think
00:52:54of doing the wrong thing
00:52:56I couldn't be tired
00:52:57I couldn't be scared
00:52:59I couldn't be angry
00:53:00One mistake
00:53:01and my family
00:53:02loses everything
00:53:03that they've ever worked for
00:53:04If this whole world
00:53:05fades to black
00:53:06it's because
00:53:06I messed up
00:53:08It's because
00:53:08I didn't do a good job
00:53:13I don't think
00:53:14I've ever said that
00:53:15out loud before
00:53:16I'm glad you did
00:53:19Your turn
00:53:22Growing up with
00:53:23Svinson was
00:53:24a little different
00:53:26The old man likes to say
00:53:27I was
00:53:29the first of his
00:53:30disappointments
00:53:31I guess it's good
00:53:33At least I was
00:53:34first at something
00:53:36I didn't care about
00:53:37disappointing him
00:53:38I just wanted to
00:53:39get away from him
00:53:41I had it all planned out
00:53:42when
00:53:43I turned 16
00:53:44I'd leave
00:53:45change my name
00:53:46and the Svinson bloodline
00:53:47would die with me
00:53:48My mom died
00:53:49when Secret was born
00:53:53My dad used her
00:53:54against me
00:53:56every day since
00:54:03I'm so sorry Eric
00:54:04I
00:54:06I shouldn't have asked
00:54:09It's okay
00:54:11Svinsons have always
00:54:12lived in the Sherwood
00:54:12shadows
00:54:14We are the shadows
00:54:18All you do is shine
00:54:30He always asks me
00:54:31what I want
00:54:34What do you want
00:54:36Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me
00:54:39if I told you
00:54:41I mean
00:54:42more than you
00:54:43already do
00:54:46I don't hate you
00:54:49I never did
00:54:57I don't have to
00:54:58I don't have to
00:55:25Eric. Something's wrong. Dad's got visitors. A bunch of old guys. I don't know who they
00:55:31are. He made me play piano for them like some kind of dress up doll. It's like freaking
00:55:36me out. Eric. Are you safe? Eric. Are you safe?
00:55:50For now. All those weird old men lived last night. And I hexed my door so no one could
00:55:57get in. Don't let anyone in. If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old
00:56:01men, just... I know. I'll just do what he says. I always do. I'm so sick of this E. What
00:56:10if he actually does make me marry one of those guys? I'm never gonna let that happen, alright?
00:56:15Look, I'm close to getting the wand of light. The wand of light? Like, the one from the
00:56:23fairy tales? You can't tell that secret. When I get the wand, be ready for my call. I have
00:56:30a plan. I barely know basic spells. I don't know. You can. I know you can. When the time is
00:56:40right,
00:56:40you'll be ready.
00:56:48Call and it.
00:57:07Filling up Bessie. Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:20Oh my god! Why do you and mom always do that? A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:28I was just in the middle of thinking. Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:33Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow. Oh, yeah. Well, you and your little aura reading
00:57:38can go jump in a lake. Oh, aren't we feisty this morning. Your super hot hubby isn't around,
00:57:44I'm guessing? Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick? I know all the best
00:57:49places to hide a body, by the way. I'm fine, Effie. I know all about Eric Spenson. I'm not stupid.
00:57:57And when we get the wand back... You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will. And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell. This mark will be gone. I'll go home and
00:58:09marry the best
00:58:11person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair, you know. I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like
00:58:21I
00:58:21could change it. But it's not.
00:58:26It's just the way it goes, right? There has to be a way for you to be with who you
00:58:30actually want,
00:58:31and be a good heir.
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:39That's fine. It's what it means to be a Sherwood. Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:48All right. Whatever you say, sis, you know best.
00:58:53I know. Give everyone a hug from me. Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was the last time. After today, we're done. If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe
00:59:17it.
00:59:25I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:30My family's magic is dying.
00:59:32My father's been cashing in on broken promises for three years. But he holds most of the power.
00:59:37And me and Sieg, we just get to scratch. That's how he controls us.
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from the break.
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family. I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:54That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before. I was going to tell you the truth.
01:00:02And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand just once.
01:00:06And then I would do whatever you want. Get a divorce, leave you alone forever.
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning? Maybe things could have been different.
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay.
01:00:23It's a nice idea, but our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people, we have different lives, this would have worked.
01:00:37Maybe we didn't work.
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:43A witch can hope.
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:56Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:10Wait, I'm driving.
01:01:11Pull over.
01:01:24Oh damn, oh damn.
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:39End of the line, witches!
01:01:50No!
01:02:00Hey!
01:02:03Eric!
01:02:10No!
01:02:14I cannot do it!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You...
01:02:36You sit the shadows, please?
01:02:37Of course I sit her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:56But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:47You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:07No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:20Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey!
01:04:56I got you!
01:04:57You didn't run!
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:05:10No, no, no, no!
01:05:11Stay with me!
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my...
01:05:15Eric!
01:05:16No, no, no, no!
01:05:17Stay with me!
01:05:17Oh my god!
01:05:20I can't save you!
01:05:21I don't have my powers!
01:05:24Why didn't you run?
01:05:25You could've saved yourself!
01:05:29I've been saving myself.
01:05:31My whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:36You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:59I don't want to be free.
01:06:03I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I don't want to be free.
01:06:06I want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:10Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas...
01:06:20Were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you too.
01:06:32I love you.
01:06:34I love you.
01:06:35Eric.
01:06:38No!
01:06:39No!
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:11No!
01:07:12No!
01:07:12No!
01:07:16No!
01:07:20No!
01:07:22Eric...
01:07:23Please.
01:07:25No!
01:07:27No!
01:07:29No!
01:07:33Lele, Eric...
01:07:37You absolute moron!
01:07:42You absolute moron!
01:07:44Be gentle. I was dead for like 10 seconds.
01:07:49You're alive!
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal death bed, you asshole!
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble. Something cool.
01:07:59The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that the wand's user grants it its deepest desire.
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:14You.
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know, I thought I heard something when I was bleeding out.
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:39I love you, Eric Spenson.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:08:51Let's go.
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:27Ah, there you are.
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:34Now, where is my wand?
01:09:38Wait.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:41Wow.
01:09:42You weren't kidding.
01:09:43He really is evil.
01:09:45I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:48It's impossible.
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:50There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:55Secret.
01:09:56You ungrateful brat.
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:00Really, Dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests!
01:10:15You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:17The magic's gone.
01:10:18Forever.
01:10:32Eric, Otis, Spenson, release me this instant!
01:10:36That is an order!
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41His powers are gone.
01:10:42It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:48Both of you will pay for this!
01:10:49You will both pay for this!
01:10:55Yeah, yeah.
01:10:56Talk soon, Pops.
01:10:58We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:59I said get back here.
01:11:00I said get back here!
01:11:02Get back here!
01:11:03Please don't do this, you little bitch!
01:11:05No!
01:11:08No!
01:11:09No!
01:11:10No!
01:11:22So...
01:11:23Where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the Wand of Life?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:34It just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:39Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:47I think I am Eric Spenson.
01:11:50Well, we better hurry if we're gonna take the Wand of Light home and make it back in time to
01:11:55the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:59I sure hope so.
01:12:01But, if we're gonna get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:12:06So, is there anything you wanna come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again husband?
01:12:13There is one thing.
01:12:16You might wanna buckle up.
01:12:18We're about to go super speed.
01:12:21Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:12:28You know me so well.
01:12:29Soon to be again wife.
01:12:33Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:36And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:41But because you want to.
01:12:46Yes, I will.
01:12:47I will.
01:12:57Ready?
01:12:58Hell yeah.
01:12:59Ew.
01:13:01Heotsie.
01:13:02Yeah.
01:13:03He's a female we are.
01:13:05Woo hoo.
01:13:10Bye.
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