00:30I have an entire Greyhound bus spit in my mouth and have sex with Benji. No offense.
00:34People think we're dating because we sit on the same side of the booth at restaurants.
00:38It's just easier to share food that way.
00:39I never get to make out with anybody. I haven't done under-the-pants stuff with a girl since my
00:43ska band broke up.
00:44I like that, guys. This is going nowhere.
00:46You're a real hero.
00:47I know.
00:47Do you have an actual bathing suit?
00:49I do, but I got it at the comedy store, Lost in Thought, so it doesn't fit right.
00:52Oh.
00:54Which pose? This...
00:56We are the ugliest people here.
00:58Yeah, that's true.
01:00I do.
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