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00:18I remember when Rock was young, me and Tildy had so much fun
00:23Sorry, we went to the wrong crop tour
00:25Yep, but those missing Swedish backpackers did our boat tour
00:28Then they left and they got wolf fruit
00:30Yeah, we'll just wait for these boats, can't they?
00:32Yeah
00:34Right, Leon, don't you have to see?
00:36It's Neil, not me
00:37Yeah, what's wrong, babe?
00:39Welcome to Don Darrell's Best Best Jump and Croc Tours
00:42I'm Amber, Don's daughter
00:44My husband, Grant, is a skipper
00:45And my little brother with a pole is called Troy
00:47Isn't that right, Troy?
00:48Yeah
00:48Yeah, alright, so safety stuff
00:50Hands and feet inside the boat at all times
00:53Any questions?
00:54Yeah, who are the traditional owners here?
00:56Yeah, so my dad started Best Best back in the late 70s
00:59Which is way before fucking Jason Wade's fucking land of Crocs
01:02Way before, right?
01:04Okay, alright bud, let's go!
01:10Now, a lot of people say if you're getting attacked by a croc
01:14You want to gouge out its eyes
01:16But what are they being, Troy?
01:17Naive
01:17That's right, the B and I E
01:19As my dad Don always says
01:21If you're getting attacked by a croc
01:23You're not surviving, you're dying
01:26Okay
01:26Look over here, you'll see your first croc
01:30Old scrubber
01:31See?
01:32Can you all see that?
01:33There it is, there it is!
01:34Good, no refunds
01:36Troy?
01:37Pole
01:43Let's see if she's going to give us a show here today
01:50That's it, she's here
01:52Now you might be thinking, fuck me, that's a big croc
01:58But it's not
01:59No, it's not
02:00Old scrubber here's only three metres
02:02Because she's just a girl
02:04Our bullcrock along here is Goliath
02:075.3 metres, teeth to tail
02:09He's the boss
02:10And he'll take down any male who tries to take over his territory
02:13Now the bullcrock and I have the strongest whiteboards of any living animal
02:15The equivalent of the weight of a super-adaptation with a whiteboard
02:19Hey, you what?
02:20You rock up!
02:21The border is the big white rock
02:23Bullshit in this, bud!
02:25Grab him, bud
02:26Grab him!
02:31You look like a shaved dick!
02:33No, never!
02:35What?
02:37Holy shit!
02:39Which bull is it?
02:40Is it Goliath?
02:40Use the pulse, Royce!
02:41Flip him!
02:42Fucking flip him!
02:43Come on, give him a big one!
02:45It's not Goliath
02:46Fuck
02:46Wait, Troy
02:49What the fuck's that?
02:50It's...
03:15I got you!
03:19I got you!
03:21The trick I've been feeling to do
03:23Just find out for one of the feet to the left
03:26Oh my God!
03:27That's the big one!
03:29I got you!
03:30I got you!
03:30I got you!
03:32Alan!
03:33All right, Eddie, don't get in there!
03:36Alan!
03:36I was getting out, Eddie!
03:38Hey, that new, uh, that new super-intended down police attitude
03:41What's his name?
03:42Oh, it's Hulton
03:42Macaulay, cut him, yeah
03:43Yeah
03:44Keep us cold
03:45He said we can talk about Bushy today!
03:46Come on!
03:47I'll break the surface tension
03:47Follow him with slipstream!
03:51All right, here's the plan
03:52Okay, we go into HQ
03:53And we go
03:54Oi!
03:55Listen up, cunts
03:55Bushy's death was sus as fuck
03:57Okay?
03:57We reckon he was definitely investigating something
04:00And that's what got him killed
04:01And there we go
04:01You lot have obviously been too busy
04:04Sitting around
04:04Licking your own fucking dickholes
04:06To see what's been happening here
04:07So you need a toodle-fuck
04:09And let us win the case
04:10Capisce?
04:11Or comprende?
04:12Uh-huh
04:12Let's give those lazy cuts a race
04:15Oh, for sake, Collins
04:16That's liquid gold
04:18I didn't think that you were doing
04:19What you ended up doing
04:20I didn't know you were going to dance
04:21Can you tell me if my ponytail is straight?
04:24I don't
04:26Look, there's no easy way to say this
04:28But Detective Bushman committed suicide
04:30The bullet they found in his skull
04:32Matched ballistics
04:33Which confirmed that it was discharged
04:34From his own service weapon
04:35Oh, yeah, I'm terribly sorry
04:37Now
04:41Someone's got the wrong end of the deal
04:43With that one
04:45Well, the brief from Bushy's psychologist
04:47Also said that he was struggling
04:49With depression
04:51Hypertension
04:52Complex PTSD
04:54Suicidal ideation
04:55Yeah, but that's just cop stuff
04:57Everyone talks about blowing their brain
04:59It rains out after a few beers
05:00It's just a regular Friday night, isn't it?
05:03Uh, there was also a note
05:06Yeah, his wife Holly found it
05:08When she was backing up the home
05:09Um, you'll mention
05:11Detective Redford
05:12Uh
05:14Look, I know how rough this is
05:17I went through the same thing
05:18With my police partner
05:19Ten years ago
05:19And I did not cope
05:21And I started drinking
05:22I got heavily into capoeira
05:24You know what?
05:25That's probably just a note
05:26From some other time, I think
05:27There was another time?
05:28Well, no, he's dated it
05:30And initialed it
05:31So it's quite thorough, really
05:32No, I'm just going to take this
05:34And, um, and give you a read to Colby
05:36Alright, would you like some comfort?
05:38No, no, fine, fine
05:38Fine, fine, I can read now, sir
05:41Oh, dear, look
05:42We can offer the detective counselling
05:43Or leave a support dog
05:45A therapy puppet
05:46Well, HR's really pushing the puppets
05:48At the moment
05:49It's just probably less training
05:50That's all
05:51Well, folks
05:52The dry season's over
05:53And the rains are coming
05:55So that means it's time
05:56For our build-up to sail
05:57We've got tankinis
05:59Warankinis
06:00Cutouts
06:00Bokinis
06:20So, um, so you and your husband
06:23Uh, my wife
06:24Oh, right
06:25Yeah, no, that's good too
06:26Better, actually
06:27I voted yes
06:29So, now the Bushman case has been, uh, resolved
06:32Will you be heading back to Tassie?
06:34Uh, no plans to go back
06:37No, no, I was considering a lateral transfer
06:41I could pivot to the missing Swedish backpacker's case
06:45Oh, um, yeah, well, Detective Blunt's leading task force, Amara
06:50Okay, all right
06:51Well, I've tried suggesting people for his team before
06:54And I think Blunt's commitment to diversity
06:56Only stretches as far as a bloke who wears contact lenses
06:58Right, right
06:59Yeah, so, uh, backpacker team's a such shop, unfortunately
07:02Uh-huh
07:03Still, Darwin's worth the trip, isn't it?
07:06You know, incredible beaches
07:08Well, not for the swimming, obviously
07:09With the Crocs and the jellyfish
07:11And the undetonated World War II bombs
07:13Yeah, but there's waterfalls
07:14This spectacular
07:25Well, she took his own life
07:34Yes, he did
07:35Oh, that's awful
07:35How's any?
07:37Got any King Pythons?
07:39Only in jumbo packets
07:40Fuck!
07:41Does she have any family here?
07:43Like a support network?
07:44No
07:45Uh, we saw Holly and she handed Eddie that box of bushy stuff
07:49And said she never wanted to hear from anyone in Territory Police ever again
07:51Well, I'm glad Eddie's been offered counselling
07:53She needs a therapist
07:54Maybe someone who specialises in ADHD and young boys
07:56Did you want to enter the competition
07:57For Jason Way's Big Barrow Bashing Enzyme?
07:59The Golden Barrow's 200k this year
08:01No
08:04Or you can sign up for the Bashing Enzyme raffle and win a jet ski
08:06It's got a swim platform and a cover and stuff and whatever
08:09All right
08:10Hand it over
08:12Okay, so what's the plan now?
08:14We have noodles and
08:15No, no, the plan plan
08:16Besides going to a waterfall
08:17Oh, um, I hear ASIO's hiring
08:20No, not work, sexy
08:21Life
08:23Let's drive around Australia
08:24Fern is with her grandmas in Sydney
08:25And I've left all my book clubs
08:27Come on, we're rich, unemployed lesbians
08:28It's either a road trip or we run for parliament
08:30And I could get into surfing
08:31And you could get into something weather-y
08:34Or you could be like a storm chaser like Helen Hunt
08:37You love the weather
08:38And I could get some of those rubber boots
08:40So you don't get electrocuted
08:41Kath, I'm feeling with my feelings that
08:44Yeah, okay
08:45Yeah, I need to
08:46The rubber boots can work
08:47Yes
08:48Can't they?
08:48Okay
08:48Because we need to focus on what's important right now
08:50And that is Eddie, isn't it?
08:52Yes
08:52She needs our love and our support
08:54And a float at a waterfall
08:56It's only a little bit crocky
08:58What's a little bit crocky?
09:00Yeah, sign us up to win a jet ski
09:02Okay
09:03Yeah
09:03We're just going to beat a bloke called Lloyd Reynolds
09:05Who entered 48 times in a row
09:08Uh, Eddie
09:09Yeah, look
09:09I owe you too so sorry
09:11You know, for making you
09:13Put your life on hold
09:14And for dragging you all the way up here
09:16It's fine
09:16Collins, I'm sorry that Bushy's investigation was a bust
09:19And now you're up here in Darwin for no good reason
09:21And, you know, you look like shit all the time
09:23Because of the humidity
09:24Oh, her hair curl routine just needs tweaking
09:28Anyway
09:28I'm going to piss off
09:30Wait, you go back to your gay marriage
09:32What?
09:32You're going?
09:33Yeah, yeah
09:33Got plenty of stuff to get onto
09:35You've got this bag of snakes
09:36About to win a jet ski
09:37So that'll keep me busy
09:38Anyway, point is
09:38This is the end
09:39The end of the friendship
09:41Oi, Alira
09:42Which way's the desert?
09:46Righto
09:47Too right
09:49Eddie, wait
09:49Nah, you're right
09:50Dulcy, do something
09:51I'll get my sports bars from the sleepy nook in the camper
09:53Uh, Detective Dulcy Collins
09:55Cat, you got the keys?
09:56No, Dulcy's got them
09:57Oh, Superintendent Culkin
09:58Eddie, just wait
09:59We can talk about this
10:00We're at a petrol station in
10:02Dick's River
10:03Dick's River
10:04Oh, no, no, Dirk's River
10:05Uh, Dirk's River
10:06There's no Dick's
10:07It's not
10:09How can I help you?
10:11How can we help?
10:32Right
10:34Does Barrow Creek get many body parts lodged inside dead reptiles?
10:38I'm not supposed to fucking know
10:39Do you think it's male or female?
10:40I don't know how this croc identified
10:41Oh, don't be smart
10:43I meant the arm
10:44I know what you meant
10:45Just don't want to get dragged into your fucking who, what, when, where, who bullshit
10:49I put the police tape up
10:50Stopped a grey nomad from taking a picture of the arm on her iPad
10:53I've done plenty, okay?
10:54Come on, let's go
10:55Look, if we run fast enough, we can catch up with Catherine the waterfall
10:58Yeah, Superintendent Culkin asked us to assist the local senior sergeant until homicide
11:01Eddie, don't make that face
11:02Well, he is not my boss
11:03And neither are you
11:04So, stiff clitties
11:05Stiff clitties?
11:06Oh, lovely
11:06What's this crap with this? I want to work with you lot
11:08Oh, hey, I've got to go piss
11:11No, you just win
11:12I've got UTI, okay? It's like fire ants in my aretha
11:15Oi, listen
11:16You cops
11:17Fuck off
11:18We've got a tour coming through here in 45 and I'm not cancelling
11:20I've already had to refund that mouth from Melbourne because Leon vombed on her shoes
11:23$55
11:24Well, no, no, we will not leave, ma'am, because this is a crime scene
11:28This is not a crime scene
11:29This is my private property
11:30How dare you
11:33What the fuck are you doing here?
11:35I'm not here
11:35I'm not me
11:36So
11:36You think I wouldn't recognise you coming in here behind those blood shit polarised lenses?
11:40Hey, Andre
11:41Sorry, what is happening?
11:42You need to fuck off
11:43She's barred from here
11:43Okay, my dad barred her from here
11:45Yeah, yeah
11:45She's barred from here
11:46Eddie
11:48It's not on hat
11:49Get her out
11:49Oh, you're welcome home
11:51What do you mean welcome home?
11:52Home as in home
11:54Home
11:54You're from Barracree
11:55No, no, no
11:56Remember the last time I saw you?
11:57You probably don't
11:58Rolling drunk she was
12:00Okay, yeah
12:00Out on the highway with some dog
12:02Having a fight with a tree
12:03How long are you home for?
12:04I'm not home
12:05Okay, I hate this fucking town
12:06I hope it slides into the river next time it fucking rains
12:09Well, piss off then
12:10Before Dad comes back and you become the fucking crime scene
12:12Oh, great
12:13Look, the kids squad is alive
12:14That's perfect
12:14It's been lovely
12:16Good luck with your life
12:17Have a great one
12:17And Amber
12:18You can suck a fuck
12:20Colin, meet you in the car park
12:22I'm calling Cass
12:22Who's this?
12:23Stop the dirt smitten, boys
12:25That's Detective Blunt
12:27He's on the backpacker case
12:29What's he doing here?
12:31Alright, clear the scene
12:32We've got it from here
12:39Let's get him to cut the croc open
12:40There'll be more inside
12:44What size are these tiny girl gloves, Steve?
12:46Small to medium
12:46Fucking small to medium
12:47Fuck
12:48Steve, you got that photo?
12:50Alright
12:52Yep, I called it
12:54The arm's got the same tattoo
12:55See?
12:55Both lavender
12:56That's her flower tattoo
12:57It's Amber
12:57It's Amber's arm
12:58Swedish girl's got to eat
12:59They got to eat by crocs
13:00100%
13:01Put that on ice
13:02Send it to the fiancé
13:03Where's my phone?
13:04I'm calling the senator
13:04Detective?
13:05Hello, mate
13:05Yes, as suspected
13:07Detective?
13:07Yeah
13:07Sorry, can I
13:08Shit news
13:09Can I just
13:09I'll tell you what
13:09If you call for that croc
13:10Col senator
13:11I'm going to back you 200%
13:12Yeah, you have my
13:13Hang on, Russ
13:14Sorry
13:14I've got a tourist here
13:16Oh
13:16This is a crime scene
13:17Yes, I know
13:18I'm Detective Collins
13:19Superintendent Colkern
13:20Called me into assist
13:21That pinko greenie
13:22Of course he fucking did
13:24Senator, sorry
13:24Can I call you back, mate?
13:25Thank you
13:26So you think that
13:27That arm belongs to one of the Swedish backpackers?
13:29No, don't think I know
13:31Right, yes
13:32Right
13:32Well, I worked as a detective for 15 years
13:35And I just completed five years in Tasmania
13:37So if an extra pair of hands is needed
13:40To figure out the victim's last movements
13:42I can ask for you
13:42Hang on, did you say Tasmania?
13:43Yes
13:44Yes
13:44What's your name again?
13:45Delcy Collins
13:46You're that dead lake bird
13:48You know you're the talk of the group, chat
13:49How you fucked up an investigation so royally
13:51You got three innocent men killed
13:54One of them was a serial killer, actually
13:57Yeah, well, look, thanks for the offer
13:58But I don't need any help
13:59You know, particularly from Nancy Drew's
14:01Fucking stretched out attic twin
14:02Have a good one
14:03Okay, boys, we've got to do this presser
14:05What do you reckon?
14:06Aviage is on or off?
14:07On?
14:08Yeah, I reckoned on
14:08I reckoned on
14:16So which fuck was it then, Nick?
14:18I don't know which one it is, Isaac
14:19It's too busted up
14:20Is it a bull from another part of the river?
14:22Like, whopper from Dirk's river?
14:23Or cyclops?
14:24Or dunker?
14:25Spoken in that nightclub busted your ear bones
14:27Because I already said, I don't know
14:28Whoever he is, he's fucking massive
14:30Maybe it was Mega Man
14:31Oh, my God, shut up
14:36Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut
14:37Cut, cut, cut
14:41Eddie
14:43This is about me not telling you where I was from
14:46Fuck me
14:46Maybe three hours in this rat hole
14:49It's already taken its toll, haven't you, Collins?
14:50Look like the bones are rusted
14:51Nothing happened
14:52Deep water
14:53Sorry, I'm late
14:54I got caught talking to lesbians
14:56There were so many of them
14:57And they were all so beautiful
14:59Waterfalls
14:59I mean, there were only two confirmed lesbians
15:01And they were both very sunburnt
15:03Okay
15:03Alright, Kath, let's get out of here
15:05She's a seat at the Garland Ski Club
15:06With my ass's name on it
15:07Oh, no, no, we can't drive anywhere
15:09The camper van company said
15:10We're not allowed to drive on the highway after dark
15:12Because of the buffaloes
15:13But I've hooked us into the
15:14Barra Creek Caravan Park for the night
15:17Fuck
15:18What?
15:19Have you stayed there before?
15:21Are the toilets bad?
15:41But first, a sad update in the search for missing Swedish backpackers
15:45With leak detective Michael Blunt addressing media earlier this evening
15:48We believe that Swedish backpacker
15:50Ever Erling was the victim of a croc attack
15:52We also believe that it's only a matter of time
15:54Before we recover the remains of one astronaut
15:57It's pretty clear that Ever went into the water
15:59At cross this crossing at some time
16:01Probably have a skinny dip
16:02Yeah, and she's been taken by a bull croc
16:04And then that bull croc has choked on her arm
16:06And floated upstream to Barra Creek
16:08Where it was discovered
16:08We need to start culling the bastards
16:11The Swedes?
16:12No, not the bloody Swedes, Rabbit
16:14The bloody crocs
16:15They've taken over
16:17I'll be walking on land next
16:19Okay, my love
16:21Is Eddie joining us?
16:22I've got us the Inuan kangaroo sausages
16:23They're the house special
16:24Okay, so the pub has new owners
16:26Lynn and Mary
16:26Both straight for now
16:28But life's long, isn't it?
16:29It is
16:30What's up, Eddie?
16:31Oh my god, look at her
16:32Look at her little top knot dolls
16:35I know she doesn't have any family in town
16:37Is there anyone she wants to catch up with
16:38While we're here?
16:39We could throw a barbecue
16:40We just need a barbecue
16:42Actually, I'm going to buy us a barbecue
16:43Is that the backpackers?
16:45Yeah, Lynn said they weren't here
16:49I wonder where Eddie's got to
17:07G'day everyone
17:08So, uh, Mary and I have decided that bingo will go ahead tonight
17:12But now it'll be in Astrid and Ebbers' honour
17:14Which is nice
17:15No one likes your effin' bingo
17:17Take a bingo sheet out of respect for the dead bird
17:19Well, Lynn won't be driving you to dialysis next week
17:22What are you doing?
17:24Oh, nothing
17:25That's a
17:26That's a train
17:29If that's a train
17:30You need an MRI
17:31It looks like an arm
17:32Tell us what's going on
17:33I promise I won't freak out
17:35I'm doing so much work on myself
17:36At the moment
17:36I've basically evolved into a cosmic head
17:39Oh, Kevin
17:41Blunt made an ID on the arm today
17:43Without any forensics input
17:45Just based on a tattoo on an arm
17:48That had been used as a reptile's chew toy
17:50Do you think it's Ebbers' tattoo?
17:52I don't know
17:53I don't know
17:53But it's frustrating
17:54I don't have access to the crime scene photos
17:56Because I'm not working the case
17:57You see, Blunt said that the backpackers were last seen at Crossley's Crossing
18:01But look at that mural over there
18:02How did the arm travel to Barrett Creek?
18:05We're 50 kilometres upstream
18:06Last call for bingo
18:07Guth, what if the arm doesn't belong to Ebbers?
18:10What if Blunt's got this ID wrong?
18:13Those missing women could still be out there
18:15And that's to say nothing of the actual person whose arm was found today
18:19What about them?
18:19The way this is being investigated is just not right
18:23Do you remember what I said in our marriage fails?
18:24Yes, I do remember
18:25Because all four of our parents were there
18:27I said your sense of justice is my favourite thing about you
18:30Aside from your perfect clit
18:32Yeah, and then a month later my dad died
18:34Yeah, look
18:34If you think there's something wrong here
18:37You need to go for it
18:38We'll just keep checking in
18:40Okay?
18:41Ah, before I get on the bingo balls
18:43We'll have a minute's silence for Astrid and Ebbers
18:47I'll use the timer on my phone
18:50Okay, and go
19:01Oh, uh, sorry, uh, my bad, Dad
19:29Eddie!
19:33Goins?
19:34What are you doing?
19:36I'm running to you
19:36Why are you so fucking slow?
19:40Oh, Christ
19:41I'm overheating
19:41I am like a computer on a lap
19:45How does anyone move up here?
19:47The air is thicker than clag
19:50Listen
19:51Blunt has made the wrong ID on that arm
19:53I can feel it
19:54No, no
19:55What you're feeling is a very, very bad case of tit thrush
19:58No, that
19:59Oh, okay
19:59Well, that was not Kath's story to tell
20:01I saw the cream
20:01No
20:02Well, the fungal infection under my breasts
20:03Is totally irrelevant right now
20:04Look
20:05Look
20:06The tattoos don't match
20:07Ebbers' tattoo is lavender and violet
20:10And the victim's tattoo is
20:11I mean, I don't know exactly what that is
20:12But I think there's legs involved
20:14But the point is
20:15The arm from the river isn't Ebbers
20:17I think we've got a John Doe on our hands
20:19No, I don't have anything on my hands
20:21Yeah?
20:21Some random ones go for a swimmer now
20:23River filled with reptilian deaf puppies
20:25Not my problem
20:25Okay, right
20:25Well, I'm sending you the photo
20:26No
20:27No, I'm sending it
20:27I am sending you the photo
20:29And there, it's sent
20:32Was that your phone?
20:35Oh, that was very silly, Eddie
20:36That was just a silly, silly thing to do
20:39How are you going to make calls now?
20:40I don't care
20:40I'm not going to make a fucking call
20:41I won't make a call ever again
20:43In my whole fucking life
20:43Come on
20:44Go
20:46Right
20:48I understand not
20:50Look, I understand
20:54Not wanting to spend time in your hometown
20:57I grew up in Canberra
20:58And I didn't have many friends either
21:00I had many friends
21:01Mostly because 8pm curfew
21:04And we prayed a lot
21:05But we can't walk away from this
21:09Watch me
21:09I'll make a fucking jaunty for you
21:14Eddie
21:14Do you see me walk away?
21:17Wait
21:17This community deserves answers
21:19Mate
21:19There is no community in Barrow Creek
21:22Okay
21:22A full arm showed up
21:24But did anybody report a missing person?
21:26No
21:26No one in this town gives a shit about anything or anyone
21:30Okay, fine
21:30That's fine, Eddie
21:31You go back to Darwin
21:32You drink your coat
21:34Hoon around on your new jet ski
21:37That you will absolutely not win
21:38But I am staying here
21:40Because I owe it to this John Doe
21:42To at least try and ID them
21:44So what else am I going to do?
21:45I'm going to go to Alice Springs
21:46It is a lesbian social worker vortex
21:49It will suck caffeine
21:50And never let her go
21:55You're earstaffing big fat balls
21:57I've told you to fuck off
21:58I'm going home tomorrow, Amber
22:00Okay, so you can fucking fuck off
22:01From Dad's best best billboard
22:03Right down to the drowsy driver roadside trivia site
22:05This is my family's
22:06Barrow Creek is Darrell country
22:08And you're not welcome after what you did
22:10I didn't fucking do anything
22:12You bought a croc in Dad's ute
22:13Oh, come on
22:14It was a one metre freshie, okay
22:16That was croc justice
22:17And it wasn't even big enough to bite his hand
22:18And you know what?
22:19He deserved it after what he did
22:20What did he do?
22:21Don't worry about it
22:22You tried to kill him
22:24Don fucking bulldozed a roadside memorial to my mum
22:27So he could widen his driveway by 70 centimetres
22:30Yeah, so he could get the truck in
22:31To get the new shed in
22:32To put the boat in
22:33You rat dogs
22:34You bunch of your fucking rat dogs
22:35Hey, 7.35am
22:37I'm doing the daycare drop off
22:38At Crocky Kids with a Z
22:39When I come back through here for the iced coffees
22:42I better not see you, yeah?
22:43My family run this town
22:45What town?
22:46It's just a fucking pub
22:47A police station
22:48A fucking bin
22:49Yeah, well the joke's on your shit head
22:51Cause we've got two bins now
22:52Oh, okay, cool
22:53Guess what else you got to have?
22:54This one and this one
22:55Fucking sit on that
22:56Hairshot
22:57Yeah, tell God to sit on it too
22:58Sit on a big one
22:59You drive a piece of shit people
23:01Leave a fucking shit car
23:09Sorry about your mum's memorial
23:12Why?
23:13You didn't drive over it with the Komatsu?
23:15Yeah
23:17Is that why you didn't tell me Barrow Creek was your hometown
23:20Because of your mum and putting a crocodile in that gentleman's car?
23:25Yeah, because this town is full of shit cunts like the Daryls
23:28Who just do whatever the fuck they want
23:30Sometimes I think the only form of justice they understand is croc justice
23:33Oh, well, we can do away with the courts then
23:36Hang on, shut up
23:36Where'd you get these?
23:38Um, a journo sent them to me
23:39They were on the boat
23:41They're the one that vomited on the passenger's sandals
23:43They beeped out to my phone
23:45There was a beeping sound
23:47That's not a croc bite
23:48What?
23:49Croc's teeth don't cut like that
23:50They just thrash you around till you're in chunks so they can swallow you
23:56That's been chopped off
24:02Fuck!
24:03It's a fucking homicide
24:06Well, that's fucking great, isn't it?
24:08Now we're looking for a missing person and a fucking killer
24:12Fuck
24:12We?
24:18Yeah
24:20Yeah, fuck this town
24:21Fuck
24:21Fuck a lot of them
24:22I'm like herpes
24:23I can leave when I fucking want
24:24So that's it?
24:26Yes, yes, fucking yes
24:27Yes, yes, yes
24:29Great, I'll call the superintendent
24:31First thing in the morning
24:33And we'll get the proper permissions
24:34Suck job
24:35Well, that's just standard procedure, Eddie
24:37You're such a cop, man
24:38You're a cop too
24:39Yeah, but I'm like a cool cop
24:41So you were still sleeping in the camper with us?
24:43Yeah, of course
24:45Sleeping in my nook
24:46That's where my bag of undies is
24:49I'm going to start for dinner
25:09Oh no, you're a waffle
25:11No, Aunty Mary gave us ice cream because Mum was coming up a dead crocodile
25:15Hello
25:15What?
25:16What?
25:17Did you say a crocodile?
25:18Yeah, a big one
25:19What'd your mum do for her job?
25:21She a witcher?
25:21She's a ranger
25:22She got me the swissing shirt
25:24Oh, that is a very good shirt
25:27What's that?
25:28That drawing on the billboard?
25:29Um, that's a rocket that is taking off into the sky
25:34Did your mum say if she found anything else in that croc?
25:37Yeah
25:40What was it?
25:41Hey, kid!
25:42What was inside the crocodile?
25:52Oh, good
25:53You can help me
25:54Curse up the instructions for how to disconnect the sewer hose
25:56Back in German
25:58Ow
25:59Where'd you get that?
26:00This
26:01It's a rental
26:02It cost me a bomb
26:03Okay, well, um, I spoke to the superintendent
26:07Forensics called this morning and they confirmed that the arm belongs to a male
26:10I still think the tattoo is of legs, maybe bird's legs, because they bend backwards
26:14Blunt is off on a new lead
26:16Apparently Astrid and Ebba interacted with a man at the Dierks River service station
26:20And they're trying to locate him now
26:22So we have been given the green light to investigate
26:24Good
26:24I reckon the murderer fed the John Dodger their pet croc
26:27So we just need to disconnect this thing
26:28And if it doesn't spray effluent everywhere, we can go
26:32Sorry, did you say pet croc?
26:33Yeah
26:33Morning
26:34Morning
26:34It's hot up here
26:36Yeah, steaming in a Bangkok laundromat
26:40Yeah, good on you
26:41Yeah, the croc from yesterday had no more body parts in it
26:45Its guts were just filled with chickens
26:47100% chickens
26:48The point is, with a diet like that, the dead croc is probably someone's pet
26:51What?
26:52Who would keep a crocodile as a pet?
26:54Heaps of people up here do
26:55I know, two in Barrick Creek
26:57To what end?
26:57What do you do with a pet crocodile?
26:58You teach it to heal
26:59Morning
27:00Morning
27:00Gosh, it's hot
27:01Oh yeah, you can stand a dumpling in my couch
27:04I reckon
27:05That the killer has fed the arm of the John Dodger
27:08To their pet croc
27:09But then the croc has choked on him
27:10And capped it
27:11And so the killer's just dumped him in the river
27:12So, I'm going to check on the two pet crocs
27:14See if one is missing
27:15If I can identify the croc from the river
27:17Then
27:19We find our killer
27:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
27:22no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
27:22No, that is not our priority, Eddie
27:23Forget about the croc
27:24We need to ID our victim
27:25And what about the sewer pump, Eddie?
27:27That is a two-person job!
27:30Morning.
27:30Yes, it's hot.
27:31Sorry, Lynn.
27:32Sorry.
27:33I saved that coat of arms for you.
27:34Sorry, my what?
27:35Your house special from last night.
27:37The one you didn't eat.
27:37Oh.
27:38We named it the coat of arms because it ruined the emu sausages.
28:03Oh, sorry.
28:04I haven't...
28:06Hey, um, oh, sorry.
28:07Someone's still in here, and that's accidentally locked.
28:10Hello?
28:13Oh, my God.
28:44All right, how's it all going?
28:46Welcome to the 11 a.m. crocodile feeding experience.
28:49As you know from your socials, I am DJ Darrell, hashtag the Crocodile God,
28:55and our pet, King, who's in that pool behind me was caught by my dad, Don.
28:58He's the largest croc ever recorded in Australia.
29:01It's a suck shit land of crocs.
29:02Size does matter.
29:04Yeah.
29:06All right, let's give him some food.
29:09Yeah, clap your hands.
29:10That's it.
29:10Bring out the beast.
29:12Hey.
29:13All right.
29:14There we go.
29:15Come on.
29:15Cluck louder.
29:16King only comes when you cluck.
29:18Oh, there he is.
29:20There he is.
29:20King of the river.
29:22So who's ears wants to chuckle?
29:24Look, I don't think.
29:27Um, where are your names?
29:33All right, he's done yet.
29:35Sorry, you knew that I was in here.
29:37I'm shutting up.
29:38Got to get to the docks.
29:39I've got piss in my blood.
29:40All right.
29:40Wait, just one second.
29:42Sorry, do you know any of these men?
29:44Yeah, of course I bloody know them.
29:45Ouch.
29:46Um, could you tell me their names or where I might find them?
29:48Oh, Christ.
29:50That's Barry's in a nursing home.
29:52That Don bastard's still around.
29:54Trevor Stutzbury died a couple of years ago.
29:56Frank McCullis is in jail.
29:57And that one is dead, probably.
30:00Probably.
30:00No, he went missing, didn't he?
30:02Do you remember his name?
30:03I don't bloody know.
30:04He was in the papers, wasn't he?
30:06Was he?
30:06Why?
30:07Because he went bloody missing.
30:08Right, I've had enough of your questions.
30:10Out.
30:10What?
30:11Um...
30:11Out.
30:12Oh, no, I don't have my shoes, please.
30:19He went missing.
30:22Lloyd.
30:23Sorry?
30:23The bloke in the photo.
30:25Lloyd Reynolds was his name.
30:26Christ, keep up, girl.
30:38Colin, Eddie, I think I know who the arm belongs to.
30:40What?
30:41It's Lloyd Reynolds, the dead ski guy for the petrol station.
30:44I'm headed there now to try to, like, see him.
30:46Fuck off, you hovercats!
30:47And then I'll come and get you!
30:48Yeah, cool, I'm not listening.
30:50Hey, the Daryl's Pencroft King is still alive.
30:52So I've got one more place to check out.
30:54Collins?
30:54Collins?
30:57Fuck off!
30:59Yeah, it's a promotion.
31:02I have to mention the promotion.
31:04And two packs of fruity juice for $2 is a good deal.
31:06So are you sure you don't want it?
31:08So sure.
31:08I'm really sure.
31:09Well, I can't give you the sign-up sheet because the competition is closed.
31:13Yeah, I don't want to enter the competition.
31:14I just want to confirm the identity of one of their entrants.
31:18I think you might be a missing person.
31:22Oh, my God.
31:25Ah, thank you, Alira.
31:29Are you sure you don't want two packs of fruity juice for $2?
31:32I'm so sure.
31:33This man here, Lloyd Reynolds, is there any chance that you remember him?
31:36Yeah, I remember him because the bank told me to cut up his credit card.
31:39Right, and this is his phone number here, is it?
31:41Yeah, 48 times in a row.
31:43Okay, okay, and that was Lloyd on the end there, yes?
31:46No.
31:47You've reached the Barracreek pub home of the famous daycare.
31:50For bookings, press 1.
31:51Is this about the Swedish backpackers?
31:53Elsa and aspirin or whatever?
31:55Because I already told those detectives this morning about them and that Lloyd bloke.
31:58Wait, Lloyd Reynolds is the man the backpackers were seen with?
32:01Yes.
32:02They paid for their noodles and his mobility scooter
32:05and two packs of fruity juice for $2.
32:08Are you sure you don't want that?
32:09I don't want it!
32:10I don't want it!
32:12I think they felt sorry for him because he was old
32:14and I cut up his credit card.
32:16Right, and did they leave with him?
32:18No, they went in different directions.
32:19He went to Barracreek and they went off to Crossley's Crossing.
32:21Right, thank you so much.
32:23Hang on a sec, that's Lloyd there.
32:28No, but that's...
32:30Frank McAllister.
32:33Prize include crop poaching, drink driving, identity fraud and petty theft.
32:39Is that him there?
32:41Yes.
32:42Yep.
32:46He's in prison.
32:47How is Frank McAllister committing identity fraud at a servo in Dierks River if he's in prison?
32:56Could he have been released early?
33:04He was released four days ago.
33:06Right, okay, great.
33:07Can I grab an address, please?
33:08You see the chat?
33:09Fucking funny.
33:10I'll get done for that.
33:12Yeah.
33:13See you later.
33:16The address.
33:19The address.
33:44Continue straight along Nicky's North Road for one and a half kilometers and your destination
33:48will be on the right.
33:59The station will be on the right.
34:01Lovely.
34:27Thank you, that song was called Red Flag.
34:29It was about my ex.
34:30And this next one's called Dead Love.
34:32It's about my ex.
34:34No!
34:35Who the fuck refeeded our billboard?
34:37Where's Spud?
34:38Where is he?
34:38Amber, we don't want any trouble.
34:40The pool table still sponges you from the water damage last time you guys went at it.
34:43What?
34:44Spud!
34:45Did you do that?
34:46What the fuck's this?
34:47Is that your cock and balls on my dad's face?
34:50Nope.
34:51Don't know nothing about no cock and balls.
34:59Always said your old man was a massive cocksucker, though.
35:02My dad is not gay.
35:04No one in our family is gay.
35:05This big boy dead.
35:06He's the king of the river.
35:13Hello?
35:16Mr. McAllister?
35:20Is anybody there?
35:31Hello?
35:34Oh.
35:42Hello?
35:59Oh, Christ, Eddie.
36:02Oh, God.
36:02My heart is bloody Michael Flatley right now.
36:05What are you doing here?
36:07He's dead.
36:09Yeah.
36:10Yeah, I think he is too.
36:12I'm a cheeky fucker.
36:15Oh, no.
36:16God, Eddie, I didn't...
36:19I didn't realise he knew him.
36:20We grew up together.
36:21He was a bloody good listener.
36:27We used to have baths together.
36:31They had the most beautiful.
36:34His yellow eyes.
36:35I mean, I've had him a chook every morning.
36:39Sorry, who are you talking about?
36:42Triple pet.
36:43The best croc in the Territory.
36:45He's not in his cage.
36:46He must have been who was dead in the river.
36:48Right.
36:49Who are you talking about?
36:51Oh, the man who lives here, Frank McAllister.
36:53I think his arm was in the triple pet.
36:58No.
36:59That's not possible.
37:00Well, he was released from prison a few days ago.
37:02I think someone might have killed him when he arrived back here.
37:09Eddie, you okay?
37:12Fuck, get down, get down!
37:14Get off my fucking property, you fucking slant!
37:18Fuck my ring, don't shoot!
37:19No, I'm bloody well.
37:21Oh, fuck up, mate!
37:23Eddie, stay down!
37:23No, no, he's not going to shoot us.
37:27He's my fucking dad!
37:33Your dad is Frank McAllister.
37:35Yeah, well, that's one of his fucking names.
37:38And he's not dead.
37:39Yeah, he's fucking dead to me!
37:40You're fucking dead to me, Adwinder!
37:45Get down!
37:45Get down!
37:46Take it, fellas, DJ!
37:47Fuck!
37:48Fuck!
37:48Leave it!
37:49Get that dick of water off my dad's back!
37:51You crap fucker!
37:52Come through, DJ!
37:53He's got a little shit change!
37:54Oh, he's back up at the chitty.
37:55The devil's a-ticking off again.
37:56Oh, no, I'm in a snuggle!
37:59Just tell me, and don't miss out my back, did you feed one of your mates to triple pen and
38:04dump him in a river?
38:04No!
38:05I didn't dump triple pen in a river.
38:07Stop, okay.
38:07Somebody stole him, didn't I?
38:08Oh, that's fucking convenient, isn't it?
38:10You shat your hole.
38:11You shat your hole.
38:12The croc's a son I never had.
38:14That was my brother!
38:15No!
38:15My fucking croc brother!
38:16Just bottom your holes!
38:19Frank, if you're not dead, then whose arm was in the crocodile?
38:23Who else has your tattoo?
38:24Frank, I've been listening to my scanner by the fucking pit, are you?
38:28Yeah, I can say that, can't I?
38:30No, not any!
38:32Dem!
38:33What the fuck?
38:34What the fuck's going on, Pat?
38:35I have no idea.
38:36Frank, you're wanted in relation to the abduction of Emma Hurling and Asford-Alberg.
38:39We know you're talking from the Derser River Petal Station, Frank.
38:42What the fuck?
38:42No, detective, the cases aren't connected.
38:45The backpackers paid for his shopping, and they went in separate directions.
38:49Oh, yeah, you came back to stitch me after you.
38:51No, I'd fucking stitch you up.
38:53Put your weapons down, and put your hands up where we can see them now.
38:57Frank!
38:58Come on, Frank!
38:59Run!
39:00No, no, no!
39:01No, no!
39:02She got to answer that, D!
39:03All teams with me!
39:04Go around this way!
39:05We're running off!
39:06Eddie!
39:08Frank, you need to answer my questions!
39:10Why are you having a triple pick?
39:11Stop!
39:12That's just annoying, Eddie!
39:13No, I'm getting on!
39:14I'm pushing it now!
39:15You can't, come on!
39:16Diggy's in the boat!
39:17Get on!
39:18Get on!
39:20Get on!
39:21Get on!
39:22We have you surrounded!
39:23We have you surrounded!
39:25No!
39:25Come on, Colin!
39:26Okay, fine, but I will vomit!
39:28Oh, no, there's a splash in water, Eddie!
39:30There's a big splash!
39:31Probably a fucking bull shark!
39:33Let me see!
39:33There are some bull sharks, too!
39:35What's in here?
39:36Jesus!
39:38Get on!
39:39Get on!
39:40Everyone get on the boat!
39:41Everybody get on the boat!
39:43I told you, my dad told you to fuck off!
39:45Now, your dad can suck my dick!
39:47Eddie!
39:48Get out!
39:48Can everyone just shush it!
39:50There's something definitely in the water here!
39:52What the fuck is that?
39:56Shut the fuck up!
39:59Troy!
40:00Paul!
40:01Fucking flip it!
40:04Flip it!
40:08All right!
40:11Hey!
40:13Hey!
40:15zumindest!
40:15We're looking at...
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