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00:00:04This is where I'm from.
00:00:06I'm not in charge of this work.
00:00:10Who are you?
00:00:13That's my friend.
00:00:18My friend,
00:00:19this is my friend of the Lord.
00:00:22You've been doing such a bad thing.
00:00:24You've lost my face.
00:00:27燕然?
00:00:35燕然?
00:00:38车祸
00:00:44没想到我堂堂远国特工之王,居然穿越到了北宋,还成了五威喉虎的废物嫡孙燕然.真是倒霉
00:00:51来人哪!把这个废物给我绑了!
00:00:53Let's go to the king of the king of the king!
00:01:03You...
00:01:03You...
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00:01:19这个混账
00:01:20你不计给苏姑娘下药
00:01:22你还敢出手伤人
00:01:24你说我给他下药
00:01:27谁看见我
00:01:29你瞎流屁
00:01:31这明灵是你的卧房
00:01:33除了你还能有谁
00:01:38那我问你
00:01:39你一个未出壳的姑娘
00:01:42跑到我卧房来干什么
00:01:44咱俩的婚约我不同意
00:01:46今日我来找你
00:01:48就是为了退婚
00:01:49没想到你竟然是这样的烂人
00:01:51竟只是人在我的茶水里下药
00:01:53那你呢
00:01:55你这超年不来我院
00:01:57确实怎么来了
00:01:58波斯是替孙不了担心
00:02:01今日我要是不来
00:02:03就被你这银飞得逞了
00:02:08真是个被人骗了还帮你数钱的蠢货
00:02:10狗贼 你说谁是蠢货
00:02:14至少有三蠢货者
00:02:16一 这专药太刺
00:02:23如果是我配的你根本长不出来
00:02:24你下流
00:02:29你下流
00:02:30第二
00:02:31我不该挨着一门棍
00:02:33如果我要对你涂抹不轨
00:02:35挨打的应该是你
00:02:37还不是我
00:02:41是啊
00:02:42若是他下的药
00:02:44是挨着一棍子的
00:02:46应该是我才对
00:02:47第三
00:02:48我府上只有一个丫鬟子
00:02:50为什么送茶的是那个
00:02:53你的小子
00:02:56你的小子
00:02:57你的小子
00:02:59胡适合
00:03:01你总没有的事
00:03:02是吗
00:03:03是吗
00:03:04如意 快来帮忙
00:03:06你别
00:03:06汤哥晕倒了
00:03:07来帮帮他
00:03:08来了 来了
00:03:09来了 来了
00:03:10你家公子在哪儿呢
00:03:11哎呀
00:03:12公子
00:03:12你 你没事啊
00:03:14哎呀
00:03:15送茶的是他的
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00:03:22
00:03:23我在找一张米
00:03:24给我喝
00:03:25我不要 我喝
00:03:26救他
00:03:27救命啊
00:03:28说他
00:03:29我饿了
00:03:31我饿了
00:03:31我饿了
00:03:32我饿了
00:03:32我饿了
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00:03:34
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00:03:36快 快给我量水
00:03:38鬼辈的鹽氧烧死他
00:03:41康兄
00:03:43你这小子都知道
00:03:45查理加了什么
00:03:45So, who is the one who is the master of the devil?
00:03:53You... you have to give up a mess.
00:03:56I... I don't know anything.
00:03:59Four姑娘, I'll be right back to you.
00:04:01Who is the master of the devil?
00:04:05I see that he is really sorry for us.
00:04:08It's not that in the news, he is still arrogant.
00:04:11But if he is a day, he is very careful, and is very careful.
00:04:14You're two.
00:04:16I'll give you my first.
00:04:28This...
00:04:29This...
00:04:29The word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word of the word
00:04:33of the word.
00:04:33What?
00:04:34The word of the word of the word of the word of the word?
00:04:36Why don't you go for it?
00:04:38I'll drink one more.
00:04:40You...
00:04:40You're a fool.
00:04:45Den?
00:04:46You can't forget.
00:04:50This one says it's a genius.
00:04:53He gave me his son.
00:04:55Let me...
00:04:56For the word of the word of the word of the word,
00:04:58the word of the word of the word of the word of the word is its own blessing.
00:05:04But...
00:05:06If someone was a fool to let him the word of the word of the word,
00:05:09that the word is what?
00:05:11I won't touch my word.
00:05:14Who gives you the勇气?
00:05:18Lord, the Lord will let you go to the Lord to join the Lord to join the Lord to join
00:05:21the Lord.
00:05:21He has to announce the Lord.
00:05:28Father, I will have to go to the Lord.
00:05:36Come on, just sit down and listen to me.
00:05:40I'm old enough.
00:05:41咱家这侯爵之位 要选一个继承人 上报朝廷
00:05:48你不合适
00:05:50这侯爵之位 还是让燕涛去那边吧
00:06:01都一副理所当然的模样 看来这事早就内定了
00:06:04我不同意
00:06:10按理说 这爵位继承就不能用选这个字
00:06:15我大宋礼法森严 我身为长坊长孙 这爵位就应该是我的
00:06:23这小子平常磨磨磨磨的今天怎么突然转了性 敢跟老爷子顶嘴了
00:06:26顶嘴又怎么样 家主早就做出了决定 他不服也得服
00:06:34咽人很难 仙韬比你更有本事 他哪个方面都比你强
00:06:39侯府这么大的产业 也只有他能够守得住
00:06:43就别再说了 他哪方面比我强 让他站出来和我比一比
00:06:48诗词武功 天文地理 眼光谋略天下大事
00:06:54还是诗词歌赋风发雪月 就是他掏出家后来和我比身尿的远都行
00:07:00你随便选一样 只要你赢了 这爵位我让给你
00:07:06你选 只要你能赢了 我就把爵位让给他
00:07:20你一股 Mond调一个肺腔你怕什么 上啊好
00:07:27我跟你比 是吧 耳子给你比五个五臭啊 哦哦哦啊
00:07:34哦哦还有 这想脱动
00:07:40This is also called武功.
00:07:43If you give a chance, you won't be able to use it.
00:07:45Yes.
00:07:46Do you agree?
00:07:48Even if your武功 is high,
00:07:50you're going to kill your brother.
00:07:52You're going to kill your brother.
00:07:54Don't kill me.
00:07:57Come.
00:07:58Come on.
00:08:07You're going to kill your brother.
00:08:08How can you let him know the devil?
00:08:13He's a coward.
00:08:15He's a coward.
00:08:16He's a coward.
00:08:17He's a coward.
00:08:18He's a coward.
00:08:18He's a coward.
00:08:23He's a coward.
00:08:25Well,
00:08:26I'll kill you.
00:08:27If I give a chance to my brother,
00:08:29Mr.
00:08:30He'll give me a chance to give my brother?
00:08:34You're going to kill me?
00:08:36I'm going to kill you.
00:08:37My brother will kill you.
00:08:39That's not enough.
00:08:42If it's not like that,
00:08:44Mr.
00:08:44Mr.
00:08:46Mr.
00:08:47thinks I'm gone for theца
00:08:50And how to cure me.
00:08:52Whatever your eyes are.
00:08:54Master,
00:08:56what does he mean by your it?
00:08:59See what?
00:08:59You are inferior.
00:09:04Well,
00:09:06I'm angry.
00:09:08You are gone for those of you?
00:09:13Your mother said I'm not alone.
00:09:15Then I'll ask you.
00:09:17Your mother is...
00:09:28What are you doing?
00:09:34What are you doing?
00:09:36I don't have anything.
00:09:37I just realized a story.
00:09:40It's a story.
00:09:42There's a story.
00:09:44He saw a wolf.
00:09:46He saw a wolf.
00:09:47He was eating.
00:09:49You're not talking to him.
00:09:50Who told you about this story?
00:09:53I don't know what to talk to him.
00:09:55This story is a story.
00:09:57What am I?
00:10:00I'm not talking to him.
00:10:02I'm listening to him.
00:10:04The wolf.
00:10:06He saw a wolf.
00:10:07He saw a wolf.
00:10:09He sent him a bullet.
00:10:11He used a bullet.
00:10:11He used a bullet.
00:10:11He used to use a bullet.
00:10:12Heened a bullet.
00:10:14He used to use a bullet.
00:10:15也是谱
00:10:18您猜怎么着
00:10:25那老虎头上还真插着一把剑
00:10:26趴在地上死了
00:10:30爷爷
00:10:33您说这书生的剑法准不准呢
00:10:41那书生怕是被吓糊涂啊
00:10:43That sword is not his sword
00:10:45It must be the sword
00:10:47It must be the sword
00:10:51I am so small
00:10:53My brother
00:10:54You are now 84 years old
00:10:57Is it a sword?
00:10:59Is it a sword?
00:11:00Or is it a sword?
00:11:05You
00:11:06I said
00:11:08The old boy is 84 years old
00:11:10Is it an old boy?
00:11:13It's a good boy
00:11:14The old boy is the old boy
00:11:15The old boy is a bird
00:11:21The old boy
00:11:23It's a good boy
00:11:24You have to get him
00:11:24You don't have to get him
00:11:28You don't have to get him
00:11:29Don't let him get him
00:11:30You have to get him
00:11:33The great thing
00:11:34Where do you have your
00:11:35The money
00:11:36Come on
00:11:36Come on, let's get him out of here.侯爷
00:11:40,侯爷, let's get out of here.侯爷,
00:11:42let's get out of here,侯爷.侯爷,
00:11:45let's get out of here,侯爷.侯爷,
00:11:46let's get out of here. What's this?
00:11:58Just that I was
00:11:59just when I was in
00:12:00my husband's wife of Su青年的查理下
00:12:02and tried to find out that I
00:12:04found out that I hit.
00:12:05And I was trying to make the estate
00:12:08of the work of the wife
00:12:09to make the estate.
00:12:11Oh, let's get out of here.
00:12:18You're going to get out of here.
00:12:20You're going to get out of here.
00:12:21You're going to get out of here.
00:12:21You're going to get out of here.侯爷,
00:12:21if you're not in a position, we can call you
00:12:23and you're going
00:12:25to get out of here. We'll be right
00:12:31not.侯爷,
00:12:33I don't want
00:12:34you to
00:12:34I don't know what to do with you.
00:12:36Because I know that in this past year,
00:12:40all of you have said that I don't know.
00:12:42You're stupid and stupid.
00:12:44You're my mother,
00:12:46you're my mother,
00:12:46you're my mother.
00:12:49Right?
00:12:50That's right.
00:12:53But why is it a past year?
00:12:56Because before that,
00:12:58my father died.
00:12:59I was born in my house.
00:13:05And I was born in a house.
00:13:09I was born in my house.
00:13:11My father did not know what to do.
00:13:15My father did not know what to do.
00:13:15So he wanted to tell you what to do.
00:13:18He must tell you.
00:13:21You can't!
00:13:22You're my mother!
00:13:23You're my mother!
00:13:27You're my mother!
00:13:28Please go!
00:13:34You.
00:13:36You, you could kill me.
00:13:39You could kill me.
00:13:40I don't believe I will take my money to the hospital.
00:13:43I should know if you're pregnant, my husband can't be born.
00:13:48My daughter.
00:13:49I can't believe this.
00:13:51I can't believe this one.
00:13:53I can't believe this one.
00:13:54I can't believe this one.
00:13:54If I want to pay my family, I can't believe this one.
00:13:58It's just that I've said so much today
00:14:01I want to let your father know what's going on
00:14:10I don't know if you're going to make a decision
00:14:12I would like to make a decision
00:14:14But this decision is based on your own
00:14:16Or if you're going to say it after other people
00:14:21You're a good person
00:14:22But I believe
00:14:24Your father's courage
00:14:26Is still in your bloodstream
00:14:27The owner of the land of the village
00:14:29The owner of the village
00:14:30The owner of the village
00:14:30I won't try to make you fool
00:14:34Wellha
00:14:34Say good
00:14:39You're my brother
00:14:42You've got a son
00:14:44You have a girl
00:14:44You have to 오래
00:14:45You have to be immune
00:14:45You have no质疾
00:14:49Brothers
00:14:49I won't do this
00:14:52If I need to send you a friend of mine
00:14:53A little bit small
00:14:55I don't have to worry about you.
00:14:57Dad!
00:14:58How can I do this?
00:15:01I don't know what to say.
00:15:05My son.
00:15:08My son.
00:15:09My son.
00:15:10You're this thing.
00:15:12I'm going to call my son.
00:15:15What?
00:15:16How are you?
00:15:17No.
00:15:22You're watching my son.
00:15:24You'll be safe to be here.
00:15:26I'll be here.
00:15:28I'll be here.
00:15:30I'll be here.
00:15:32I'll be here.
00:15:33I didn't come to the king's army.
00:15:34I can't go to the house.
00:15:36I'll be here.
00:15:36I'm going to go home.
00:15:38You're here.
00:15:42I'll be here.
00:15:42I'll be here.
00:15:42I'm going to cry.
00:15:42Ok.
00:15:44You're here.
00:15:47将家传的宝刀取了
00:15:48老爷
00:15:56然而此刀是先祖所赐
00:15:57我们厌家世代相传
00:16:03一向都是由各代的家族随身佩戴
00:16:10今天我把它交给你
00:16:22爷爷放心
00:16:25侍儿避不住巫巫为侯府的名号
00:16:26
00:16:34妈的
00:16:37眼看马尚到手的爵位就这么飞了
00:16:39厌难点废物
00:16:41真是该死
00:16:45我当时就应该下手重点
00:16:46一股子打死他得了
00:16:50二爷
00:16:51穆德斯派人来说
00:16:53少爷坚持的百花殿出了披露
00:16:55就抓少爷去砍头呢
00:16:57是什么
00:16:58
00:17:12
00:17:13
00:17:16儿子
00:17:18俺儿子天前就掉了
00:17:20说得什么话
00:17:22说得什么
00:17:24问什么
00:17:26这是好事
00:17:27别忘了
00:17:30这份差事原本是一安荣一挡
00:17:33是咱们冒名鼎记才拿到手的
00:17:34and you are still in the building of the world.
00:17:39That is, I don't know your people.
00:17:42It's less than that,
00:17:44but they don't understand what you look like.
00:17:51What do you mean?
00:17:54He doesn't want to take it back.
00:17:57Then let him take it back.
00:17:59oh
00:17:59ah
00:18:03we are
00:18:04now
00:18:04Mr. angel
00:18:04local
00:18:07I am
00:18:08your
00:18:08are
00:18:10the
00:18:11is
00:18:11you
00:18:11I
00:18:12know
00:18:12mario
00:18:12I
00:18:13will
00:18:16what
00:18:21you
00:18:31It's not good, sir.
00:18:33What's wrong with you?
00:18:34There are people who came to the door and said that the building was a big problem.
00:18:38The other man took the charge of the boss of the boss of the boss.
00:18:41He said that he was going to take him to the boss of the boss.
00:18:44What a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a
00:18:47hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell.
00:18:48I think I was already a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of
00:18:52a hell of a hell.
00:18:55It's so terrible.
00:18:57The man turned the police into the police.
00:18:59Is he going to die?
00:19:02No.
00:19:03You can see that these two of us will be the most of the time.
00:19:07I'll be here.
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00:24:54Yeah.
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00:59:22林大公子
01:00:16林大公子
01:00:25林大公子
01:00:31林大公子
01:00:38林大公子
01:00:50林大公子
01:00:51我说的对吧 林大公子
01:01:06林大公子
01:01:20林大公子
01:01:21It's not just a big deal.
01:01:23There's also a big deal with a long-term thumb.
01:01:27It's obvious that it's a big deal.
01:01:29It's a big deal.
01:01:31Oh, my lord.
01:01:32You read the聖賢書,
01:01:34but you still don't have to change the land.
01:01:37This...
01:01:38This is just a big deal.
01:01:39What is this?
01:01:41You've been a lot of years.
01:01:43I've never seen you use a lot.
01:01:45What are you doing?
01:01:46What are you doing?
01:01:47You're wearing a white shirt.
01:01:49Well,
01:01:50this is a pupil,
01:01:50字号大白高国
01:01:52所以你无论春夏秋冬
01:01:55都是一稀纯白
01:01:57你习惯饮牛羊奶
01:02:01所以对宋人酷爱的茶无法接受
01:02:02你可以改掉口音
01:02:04疏都经典
01:02:05甚至忘记母语
01:02:07但笔锋流转间的力道
01:02:09味蕾深处的记忆
01:02:11筋骨中续养的姿态
01:02:13这些文化刻下的烙印
01:02:15比刺青更深
01:02:17识破你的不是我的眼睛
01:02:22而是你无法剥离的西夏之后
01:02:23映然
01:02:25你可真是个妖孽
01:02:27我招了
01:02:28我乃是西夏蜜蝶
01:02:30恶安雀
01:02:37你这西夏狗贼
01:02:38非我还想把女儿取配于你
01:02:41这要真的让你得偿
01:02:42就要朝堂中书
01:02:44陛下
01:02:47不能助我苏家九族
01:02:50你们那朝堂之少
01:02:52秀木为官军昏陈勇
01:02:56忠武大号河山落腾等屈虫手中
01:02:58真是可大可惜
01:03:00搞漫子
01:03:01还敢嘴硬
01:03:03信不信我搁了你的舌头下脚
01:03:05惠安雄息怒
01:03:08此人既是西夏蜜蝶
01:03:09此人既是西夏蜜蝶
01:03:10但他肚子里一定有不少蜜
01:03:11肚子里一定有不少蜜蜜
01:03:14不如先逼问出他有无同伙
01:03:15再打算进入
01:03:16想知道我肚子里的秘密
01:03:19好啊
01:03:20让我写完下半句
01:03:21我就全都说出来
01:03:23这儿要何难
01:03:25闻你去写
01:03:34闻敌文采武功
01:03:36星机至谋都是一流
01:03:38可惜啊
01:03:39居然是西夏的间谍
01:03:43可惜以后看不到这么精彩的诗句了
01:03:45
01:03:45怎么还不动笔啊
01:03:48莫非等着毒发身亡呢
01:03:50哦 忘了告诉你了
01:03:52就在你被我踢晕的那会儿啊
01:03:56这支笔上的毒已经被锦儿湿光了
01:04:02你现在舔来舔去
01:04:03舔的都是他的口水
01:04:13哎呀
01:04:14忘了人家哥哥有洁癖
01:04:16对不起 对不起嘛
01:04:18快给哥哥擦擦嘴啊
01:04:20哈哈
01:04:21原来如此
01:04:23我就说刚刚那丫鬟啊
01:04:25怎么突然就死了
01:04:27任修为
01:04:28八百个心眼啊
01:04:30什么都被他算到了
01:04:33我轻心谋划多年
01:04:35连十年之后的朝堂之路都做了打算
01:04:37却被你这小人识破
01:04:39如今连死都死不成
01:04:42真是天度队
01:04:48真是天度阴才
01:04:48
01:04:49我镀你奶奶个腿
01:04:52就你这垃圾还天度阴才呢
01:04:55你这处心积虑计划
01:04:57被我不到半天的时间就破得干干净净
01:04:59ahaha
01:04:59There's no one in my face, and there's no one in my face.
01:05:03And what's the one?
01:05:04This is a one called...
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01:05:14I'm going to go to my house!
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