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Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:04Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:14Oh shit!
00:00:38To take that back, Bobby Woods has just made history at that shot heard around the world.
00:00:45Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:49Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:58How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:00Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Ambientic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:13I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:22I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:01:32No, come on. What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:47To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you. Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:01Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:16I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you. I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have
00:02:22been by your side.
00:02:24I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:37Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties. Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:05Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:10We look just like the pros.
00:03:12Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:15Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:25There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:30You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:36That's enough!
00:03:48Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:54Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:00You're really going to risk offending us for this... nobody?
00:04:11Let me handle it.
00:04:15See? Even the help knows his place.
00:04:17You've got to trash. You should do anything for a buck.
00:04:19Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:21I bet he will.
00:04:22I bet he will.
00:04:39Your form is sloppy.
00:04:41Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:47Throw them out.
00:04:51Hey, hey, hey! Don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:55Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:02Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:06He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole. Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:11Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:17Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:21I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:24I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:27I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:32It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:48Hey, Bobby.
00:05:50Thought about what I said last time. You know, making a comeback.
00:05:54I'm sorry, Gabe. I already told you my answer.
00:05:58I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:09Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:12Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher. You need to come to the school now.
00:06:26What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:32Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:34Hey!
00:06:38You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:43Oh, God. It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier. What a small world.
00:06:49My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:51He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:54That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:57Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:07:03Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:07But you're too poor. Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:11Yeah, guess what?
00:07:13Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:07:16And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:20So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:23Daddy is $70,000 a lot. I don't need it. I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:35I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter. But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:43This kid is obviously a bully. And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot. And you
00:07:49let it happen.
00:07:50Hey, kids will fight. I can't stop that.
00:07:54Then you suspend her.
00:07:57I...
00:07:57Hey.
00:08:08Look, you piece of trash. There is 10K. Forget about art school.
00:08:14Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:20It's not my fault. You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:28Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:33See? I told you so.
00:08:35Wait. Mr. Smith. About that donation.
00:08:38Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:08:45to Rosa. I'm sorry.
00:08:52Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:54No. I'm sorry, Daddy. I'll give my spot to Rosa. I'll be a good kid. I don't want to cause
00:09:02you any trouble.
00:09:04No, sweetie. I'm sorry. And don't worry. Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:16I buried the man I used to be. But now my daughter needs him. It's time to bring the lion
00:09:22back.
00:09:38Gabriel. Get my clubs. I'm back.
00:10:03Sis, qualifying match next week. Woo! I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:12Jake, you're our best shot. With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's
00:10:17boss.
00:10:17They've been trying to buy us out for years now, and if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ,
00:10:21Kane, I would've blown myself.
00:10:22Jake is young and talented. Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:25It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career. If he was still here, Kane
00:10:32wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:34Are we still daydreaming about Lion again? Didn't you want to marry him too? What? Shut up.
00:10:51What? What do you mean two yards? His grip's weak. Ball's gonna fade. Two yards to the right.
00:10:58Shut up, dude. You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in. Why don't you quit playing coach and get
00:11:04back to your real job?
00:11:05I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:07Ignore him, okay? Jake's always been a straight shooter. He set that marker ten out of ten times easy.
00:11:13You guys really don't see this? I guess that makes sense. This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:22Well, tell me. What do you see?
00:11:322.13 yards to be exact. And he needs to finish his rotation. If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:39Jake is a pro golfer. He just got his PGA Tour card this year. What do you know?
00:11:43How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something? You're sneaking up the place with your
00:11:48bullshit.
00:11:54Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it. But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't
00:12:00be able to hold a club.
00:12:152.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:25Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:26Ugh, nothing. What's up with you guys? So distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:31Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:33This- oh my god.
00:12:37Come on, man.
00:12:38Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:42Oh, man, let go. You're just a useless groundskeeper. You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:49Bobby's prediction was down to the inch. I was right. He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:55Jake, our golf club depends on you. Please get your wrist checked. It'll just take a moment.
00:12:59Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right? This guy's a rookie.
00:13:03Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills. I bet he's here to throw Jake off right
00:13:08before calls.
00:13:09No. No. I believe him. And he makes a good point. He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:18Seriously? He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:21Yeah, he's a guy pretty full of himself. A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:13:25I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:41Who's this asshole?
00:13:42Tyler Carter. Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know. Most recent world champion.
00:13:48And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:54It's all in the wrist, baby.
00:14:00Ready?
00:14:04It's always here to start shit.
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:07Got it.
00:14:08Oh! Good job, baby.
00:14:10Oh my gosh.
00:14:13Look who it is.
00:14:16Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:19Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:21Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:23You're not welcome here.
00:14:25Leave.
00:14:28Oh, this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:31Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:33You watch your fucking mouth. How about that?
00:14:35Me, uh...
00:14:37Dreaming of trophies?
00:14:38When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:42God.
00:14:43It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:47Look, we both know you're not gonna win. It's just not possible.
00:14:51Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:53You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:58We can all go home happy.
00:15:01All you gotta do is sign the deal. It's all yours, baby.
00:15:05Never.
00:15:08August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:11My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:13Okay. Option two. You put this on, and you show me a good time tonight. I'll cut you a good
00:15:22deal.
00:15:23Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
00:15:26You and me, let's go at it. Sudden death match.
00:15:29Loser backs out the quals tomorrow.
00:15:33So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:36He's an idiot.
00:15:39Fine. But you better not be all bark.
00:15:42You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:48Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:54Fuck off, man. Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:57Don't you have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:58He's provoked you, okay? You're too emotional now.
00:16:00And you haven't fixed your swing yet. You won't win.
00:16:03Shut up! You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:06You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:09Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:23You see that?
00:16:24Woo!
00:16:26302 yards.
00:16:27Mid fairway.
00:16:28Woo!
00:16:29Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:32Show him, Jake.
00:16:35That stance.
00:16:36It's too low.
00:16:38That ball's going off course.
00:16:40What did you just say?
00:16:41I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:43Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:44You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:48I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:49Don't backseat it.
00:17:02Hopeless. What an idiot.
00:17:03Oh my gosh!
00:17:062.13 in the rough?
00:17:09Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude!
00:17:12Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:17:14Woo!
00:17:18What?
00:17:19We're playing fast and lose!
00:17:28If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:31Time for a little help.
00:17:36Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:38You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:39This is serious.
00:17:41Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:59Holy shit.
00:18:01Ha-ha! Let's go!
00:18:03That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:05Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:07A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:09Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier,
00:18:11Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:13Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:15Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:28Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:30With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:32Come on, Jake.
00:18:33You gotta pull through.
00:18:39Thanks, doll.
00:18:45Ready or not.
00:18:47Here I come.
00:18:50Hey!
00:18:51Shit!
00:18:53Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:56He was standing right here.
00:18:58You knew that.
00:18:58You did that on purpose.
00:18:59It's against the rules.
00:19:01I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:03Doing this casual.
00:19:05There's no need for rules.
00:19:06I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:08There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:11Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:17A torn ligament?
00:19:19It must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:22Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:24Who is he, really?
00:19:26Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:28I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:30I can keep going.
00:19:31I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:34Oh, my God.
00:19:36Hogs Golf Club.
00:19:38It's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:40I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:45It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:47If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:50I might let you keep your club.
00:19:51What the fuck did you say?
00:19:52Watch this, bitch.
00:19:57Wow.
00:19:59Is that the best you got?
00:20:01I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:13Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:14He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:16But his wrist...
00:20:17Will you stop?
00:20:19As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:21No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:27You're still powering through?
00:20:29Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:34That's enough.
00:20:40I'll take it from here.
00:20:44Will you back off?
00:20:45This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:47Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:49Jake, that's enough.
00:20:51Step down.
00:20:51If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:54Let Bobby take over.
00:20:58Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:00You're going to send your little gardener
00:21:02after me?
00:21:03Why?
00:21:05Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:10You got some balls.
00:21:11I bet that's the most expensive thing
00:21:13you've ever held in your life.
00:21:14You better not let it get to your head.
00:21:20This is my last chance to repay Mia
00:21:23for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:32This is the most prestigious golf club in America
00:21:36and you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:39Just look at yourself, covered in filth,
00:21:43carrying around a burden.
00:21:45You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:50Excuse me, sir.
00:21:52Don't mind him.
00:21:54He's an asshole.
00:21:55I'm Mia.
00:21:57I'd love for you to come over
00:21:58and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:00And if there's anything I can do
00:22:01for you and your daughter,
00:22:03I'd be happy to help.
00:22:22Is that your wife?
00:22:24You should have brought her with you.
00:22:25I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:29A stupid, broke gardener like you
00:22:32thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:33The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:38That's the last time you disrespect my wife
00:22:40before I break your kneecaps
00:22:41and make you beg for mercy in front of her grave.
00:22:43I'm begging.
00:22:45The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:47Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:49You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:53And losers got to get on their knees
00:22:55and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:58Deal.
00:23:01You better keep your word.
00:23:15This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:17Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:19We're screwed.
00:23:20I'm not sure this groundskeeper's
00:23:21going to ruin it for August.
00:23:23You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:27Humidity, 60%.
00:23:29Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:40Please clear the water.
00:23:42Forget about the hole.
00:23:43You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:45I win.
00:23:59What the fuck?
00:24:02What the fuck?
00:24:04Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:06There's no way.
00:24:07It's a trick shot.
00:24:07You can't control where it lands.
00:24:13Oh, my God.
00:24:15What the water?
00:24:16I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:18But how?
00:24:19It's a miracle.
00:24:20Am I dreaming?
00:24:21Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:24:24This is impossible.
00:24:26There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:29Impossible.
00:24:31That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:33No.
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:36Even Kane.
00:24:38Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:46Is he?
00:24:47A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:50Who are you?
00:24:55Who are you?
00:24:56Me?
00:24:57I'm a nobody.
00:24:58I'm a gardener.
00:24:59You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:01I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:04Yes.
00:25:05Of course.
00:25:06You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:08We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:09Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:13Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:14Why would he just even have any competitive experience?
00:25:16I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:17We should reconsider.
00:25:18Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:21I mean...
00:25:21How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:23If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:26All the things he could be doing.
00:25:28Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:25:32Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:35I believe in Bobby.
00:25:36And he's our only hope now.
00:25:38Hey, Bobby.
00:25:39I got cash.
00:25:41Hot babes.
00:25:43You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club,
00:25:45I got anything you could ever want.
00:25:48I can't pay you cash or an advancement,
00:25:51but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club,
00:25:54if you'll still have us.
00:25:56Her golf club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:25:59Every check you get's going to bounce.
00:26:01Come on.
00:26:02Don't be stupid.
00:26:03Just give me the word.
00:26:05It's all yours.
00:26:09Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:26:20I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:21I don't need much in life.
00:26:27I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:30My heart's racing.
00:26:33What's going on?
00:26:34You old bastard.
00:26:37You're going to regret this.
00:26:39Hey!
00:26:40Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:41What are you talking about?
00:26:43Our bets.
00:26:44You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:45My brother?
00:26:46Kane Carter?
00:26:47He's the grand champ.
00:26:49Your little amateur ass.
00:26:51Are you sure you want this?
00:26:52It doesn't matter who it is.
00:26:54A bet's a bet.
00:27:00Baby, help!
00:27:01You bastard!
00:27:03You're going to regret this!
00:27:04Men honor their words.
00:27:06Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:09What are you, little boy?
00:27:10You motherfucker!
00:27:12Mark my words!
00:27:14You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:27:16Come on, girls.
00:27:26You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:30A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:32It was a fluke.
00:27:34If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:27:38Useless!
00:27:38The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:42You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:27:54I don't know.
00:27:55Golf's always been in my family.
00:27:58But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:03Kibli's been retired for six years already.
00:28:06You still think about him?
00:28:12I don't know.
00:28:14Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:35I don't know.
00:28:38You're drunk.
00:28:40I'm taking you home.
00:28:43Party pooper.
00:28:45Such a gentleman.
00:28:50I'm so thirsty.
00:28:52I'll get you some water.
00:29:01I don't know.
00:29:02You're drunk.
00:29:02Hey!
00:29:09You're drunk.
00:29:09You're drunk.
00:29:13I'm sorry.
00:29:15I don't know.
00:29:16They don't know any alleyway.
00:29:20I have your problem.
00:29:22I don't make any albo caught up.
00:29:23They don't know why I didn't know why somebody did it.
00:29:23It doesn't know but they were running along with me.
00:29:23I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:35Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:37Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:40Mm-hmm.
00:30:17I had a little fun last night.
00:30:23I had fun too, a lot of fun.
00:30:29Good afternoon.
00:30:32My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:37On behalf of the Gophers Association,
00:30:40I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open press conference.
00:30:4850 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:51will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:30:54But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:30:58with something special.
00:31:01This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID
00:31:06and match to your rank.
00:31:09Now, who's up first?
00:31:13Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:16I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:24Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:26Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:28Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:30You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:31Be my guest.
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:34Literally, don't like this one as your level, you need.
00:31:53Nice, man.
00:31:53Looks like we're locked in.
00:31:54Absolutely we are.
00:31:55It's done.
00:31:56Enough wasting my time.
00:31:58By the way,
00:32:00only reason I let you two go first
00:32:01so that everybody here
00:32:03is aware of how underranked you are.
00:32:10This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:13What are you doing here?
00:32:14You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:16You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:17Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:20Okay.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:23Sit back.
00:32:25You'll see my rank.
00:32:27Hey, get this.
00:32:28I want a close-up on his face
00:32:30while I crush him on my heel.
00:32:31I want a close-up on his shoulder.
00:32:33Oh, oh.
00:32:37Oh.
00:32:47Oh, oh.
00:32:50Oh, oh.
00:32:53Oh, oh.
00:32:54Oh, oh, oh.
00:33:01Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:33:01Oh, oh.
00:33:02He's 15th.
00:33:03Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:06Pretty much.
00:33:07Don't cry, though.
00:33:08It's OK.
00:33:09You may lose the me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:15You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:16The best you've got is dead last.
00:33:18You know what, Tyler, shut up.
00:33:20August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:21Just mark my words.
00:33:23Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:25He's ranked 15th.
00:33:27He's a nobody.
00:33:28Wow.
00:33:30That's something coming from the gardener.
00:33:32Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the US?
00:33:36Gardner?
00:33:36The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the US Open.
00:33:40What the hell?
00:33:40Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:41I think you should be disqualified.
00:33:43All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:47Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:50Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:52The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:33:54That's cute.
00:33:55August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference
00:33:57to throw a tantrum.
00:33:58And she did.
00:33:59Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:02OK, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:19Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:25I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:29What do you think you're doing?
00:34:31Ice here, kid.
00:34:32You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:41This is my rating.
00:34:59Six years ago, you retired, banished without a trace, only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:11Talented golfers.
00:35:12Talented golfers, right come and gone.
00:35:14Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:17He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:19Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:23Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:23We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:26The all-time number one.
00:35:30I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:33To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:39Take these, let's go.
00:35:42I'm a champ!
00:35:46What?
00:35:46Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:48According to the Govers Association rules, only the top 10 golfers in the nation have their
00:35:54rank locked.
00:35:54That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the US.
00:35:58No.
00:35:59That can't be right.
00:36:00Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:02Cold hard facts.
00:36:03I guess the whole world's going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark.
00:36:07And no bias.
00:36:11Quickly, to the press conference and bring the trophies.
00:36:15All of them.
00:36:16I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:36:24Wait.
00:36:25There's an explanation for this.
00:36:27He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:36:30Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:31How would a failing club like the August have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:34Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:41You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:43You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:46We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:47If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:51Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:36:53Well, go ahead, unlock it.
00:36:55I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:36:58Go, boys.
00:37:00You're going to regret that.
00:37:02Get ready, folks.
00:37:03This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:15What?
00:37:17He's not just in the top 10, he's the best in the country?
00:37:21That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:26How?
00:37:27Could it be?
00:37:30No, that can't be right.
00:37:32There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:34He's got a point.
00:37:35Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:38No way.
00:37:39Thank goodness.
00:37:40You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:43You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:45You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:47This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:50Boys, get them out of here.
00:37:52That's not up to you.
00:37:53That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:37:56Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:03Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:05I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:13You're on their side?
00:38:14Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:16It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:18I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:22I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:24An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:31On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:37You bastards.
00:38:39I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:42Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:44The chairman?
00:38:46That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:49Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:38:52Empetism is a big word for you, man.
00:38:54You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:38:57He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:00Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:01I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:03Make sure they're gone.
00:39:04I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:06This is my turn!
00:39:12This is my turn!
00:39:19Hands off!
00:39:23That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon.
00:39:26No one's ever seen it.
00:39:28Why did he bring it today?
00:39:29The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour,
00:39:35they're all Grand Slam trophies, and there's multiple?
00:39:37Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:41I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run
00:39:45by the Golfers Association, not Golden Hills.
00:39:50Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:39:54I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:39:56The trash?
00:40:00How dare you?
00:40:02Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:05Are you serious right now?
00:40:08You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:11Oh!
00:40:13Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:16He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:19Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system!
00:40:23He's not even in the rankings!
00:40:25He's a nobody!
00:40:25A nobody!
00:40:27So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:31All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:34That's impossible.
00:40:36He's done the impossible.
00:40:38Time and time again.
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:43He is the legendary golfer!
00:40:52The legendary golfer!
00:40:54Sir!
00:40:56I need to talk to you.
00:40:58In private.
00:41:01What is he hiding from me?
00:41:06Look, I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:10Eleanor's still young, and I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:15I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:17I wasn't there for you.
00:41:18I was chasing trophies and wins, and I should have been by your side.
00:41:23I promise.
00:41:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:32I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:35I understand.
00:41:37I can keep your secret.
00:41:38Thanks.
00:41:40Here we go.
00:41:46After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:41:54Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier and then immediately
00:42:03go into the final qualifier.
00:42:06Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:15What?
00:42:16I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:18We don't need some AI system to prove that, and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:42:23I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:29I do have that right.
00:42:30You old bastard.
00:42:31You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:36Enough.
00:42:38You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:44You have no authority here.
00:42:47Take them out of this better.
00:42:49You can't do this.
00:42:50You can't do this.
00:42:52As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:43:01You're fired.
00:43:03You can't fire me!
00:43:04I am the vice president!
00:43:06You can't fucking fire me, you bastard!
00:43:12I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:43:18Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:23Just watch out.
00:43:24I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:26I chose to come back.
00:43:27I'm ready for anything.
00:43:30Come what may.
00:43:44All right.
00:43:45You can open your eyes.
00:43:47Oh my gosh.
00:43:53So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:43:56I don't know.
00:43:58But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:07Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:09It's just like my drawing.
00:44:11Yep.
00:44:12It's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:17Oh!
00:44:18I can't forget this.
00:44:25Perfect.
00:44:27My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:31Yes.
00:44:51Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:44:57Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:00Wait, Daddy, I've got you a present.
00:45:04This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:07I made it at school.
00:45:08Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:12Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:16I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:17And I know Mommy will too.
00:45:19I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:23But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:26Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:30I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:38Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open,
00:45:42which is also known as Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:46Today's going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players
00:45:49will advance to the final round.
00:45:51So, good luck.
00:45:53Yeah!
00:45:54Let's do this!
00:45:59I'll do it!
00:46:02I'll do it!
00:46:03Well, I'll do it!
00:46:06Let's go, let's just run it!
00:46:14Whoa!
00:46:17That was incredible.
00:46:40you won we won dinner's on me tonight guys we've got to celebrate let's party drink it up you
00:46:48know come on oh wait jake we have dinner with dad tonight remember no disgusting he just wants you
00:46:53there he's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit henry i bet he's gonna be there
00:46:59tonight
00:46:59too yeah i know and i've had enough it's time i end this
00:47:12lion you finally returned
00:47:19for the past six years i've torn through the competition but those old timers still insist
00:47:25that it is because you paved the way no matter how many titles i win your legacy hangs over my
00:47:31head
00:47:31hangs over every single trophy like a thorn digging deeper into my side but i'll prove myself
00:47:41when i'm implanted with this ship everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:46that i am the greatest golfer in the world
00:47:51i agreed to help me issue off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:48:06hi i'm bobby it's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:48:10god mid you just drag any bum off the street you dare show your face here
00:48:17dad you'd be nice this is the hero i told you about that saved our golf club
00:48:40everyone this is henry hale his father is the president of the golfers association golf
00:48:49is in their blood just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:48:59henry is it yep me has told me so much about you you're gabriel's kid you act nothing like him
00:49:06what would you know about my father nothing he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:49:16mia are you serious you brought the help home
00:49:21so humiliating yeah what is he doing here to shine henry's shoes
00:49:30oh mia has good taste i'm sure she'll know someone's right for her
00:49:34watch it yard boy his father runs a u.s. open
00:49:37with one phone call he can have you disqualified
00:49:41everybody let's not waste our time on this loser
00:49:44our food's getting cold let's go eat
00:49:51here please allow me
00:50:00oh that reminds me mr collins you have to try one of these i just had him flown in from
00:50:06cuba today
00:50:07really good arbanos oh now we're talking real cuba
00:50:11mm-hmm there you go excellent taste young man thank you okay can we not smoke at the table please
00:50:26yeah real mature
00:50:30you should really try this meal or champagne special
00:50:44i'm sorry man i mistook that for an ashtray
00:50:46okay that's enough stop disrespecting my guest
00:50:52don't worry about it i'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:50:57i brought a gift
00:51:11ew what is this sounds like shiny scrap metal i bet it's all junk
00:51:19henry show this schmuck what a real gift looks like
00:51:24yes yes thank you for the reminder my friend
00:51:29well mia
00:51:30i knew you grew up idolizing lion so i wanted to do something special
00:51:35i got you this
00:51:37this is lion's old tour card
00:51:40it took me ages to get out of my father's collection
00:51:42that would go for millions at sotheby's
00:51:46henry this is very sweet of you
00:51:50but it's far too valuable i can't
00:51:53i can't accept it
00:51:56this is incredibly rare
00:51:59what are you sparking about over there huh
00:52:01worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison
00:52:05admit it loser you are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that
00:52:15why don't we make a bet
00:52:18all right i'm listening
00:52:21if my gift
00:52:22is more valuable than yours
00:52:24you have to lick this plate clean
00:52:28cigar ash and all
00:52:37what a coincidence
00:52:40looks like i want to give mia
00:52:42alliance tour card too
00:52:46but not just one
00:52:51ten
00:52:53whoa
00:52:53what
00:52:56that's impossible you're just a washed up loser like how is that possible
00:53:02well looks like you lost
00:53:04eat up
00:53:05jeez
00:53:06have i been getting this all wrong
00:53:09i gotta make a phone call
00:53:10i gotta make a phone call
00:53:16wait
00:53:18guys we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:53:20i just talked to my father
00:53:21apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:53:25the only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire and then the little lion's
00:53:30head will pop up
00:53:31and let's be honest
00:53:32these
00:53:33are certain
00:53:34and now guess what
00:53:37my dad's on his way
00:53:39and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:53:42you pissed off the president
00:53:44you are so screwed
00:53:47how dare you bring fakes into my house
00:53:51so you all think these cards are fake
00:53:54yeah
00:53:54yeah
00:53:55yeah
00:53:56well i believe bobby
00:53:58i don't think he'd lie to me
00:54:00well
00:54:01why talk about it
00:54:02let's put it to the test
00:54:04wait no
00:54:05you can't destroy those
00:54:06that's part of lion's legacy
00:54:08that's a disrespect to golf itself
00:54:14wait no
00:54:15you can't destroy those
00:54:17that's part of lion's legacy
00:54:19it'd be an insult to golf itself
00:54:20oh my god mia
00:54:22why are you believing this guy
00:54:23i'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:54:26i'm calling him out for having a scam
00:54:33what's going on here
00:54:35what if that card actually is real
00:54:38fire test gold
00:54:41adversity test men
00:54:45you lying con artist
00:54:47i'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:54:49get on your knees
00:54:50admit these are fake
00:54:51otherwise i'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:54:57yeah
00:54:58this is who i was telling you about
00:55:00this is the con man
00:55:04ow
00:55:05you idiot
00:55:06what do you think you're doing
00:55:08mr chairman
00:55:09he was the one that brought the fakes
00:55:11we had nothing to do with it
00:55:15fakes
00:55:18no no no no no
00:55:20these are the real deal
00:55:22what
00:55:25fakes
00:55:28no no no no no no
00:55:30these are the real deal
00:55:32what
00:55:32dad what are you talking about
00:55:34are you senile
00:55:36like those can't be real
00:55:38ow
00:55:39did i raise an idiot
00:55:40wait a minute
00:55:41if those cards are real
00:55:43then he
00:55:44he's lying
00:55:47i apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:55:49i'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:55:53and he will be grounded
00:55:55until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:55:57what
00:55:57let's go your mother's in the car
00:55:59ow
00:55:59daddy
00:56:00ow
00:56:01it's a person
00:56:01ow
00:56:02we almost destroyed those precious treasures
00:56:08we didn't mean to
00:56:09it was all henry's fault
00:56:13well
00:56:14it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:56:17let's go for a walk
00:56:19that sounds nice
00:56:21it'd be good to get some fresh air
00:56:23away from this stench
00:56:33sorry i had to deal with my family back there
00:56:36don't worry about it
00:56:38i just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:56:45is that your wife
00:56:54yes
00:56:56she passed in labor
00:56:59i'm sorry
00:57:01i know what it's like
00:57:02to lose someone you love
00:57:05never gets easier
00:57:07i want you to know that
00:57:09i'm not trying to replace anybody
00:57:12i just
00:57:13want to be by her side
00:57:30stay here ma'am
00:57:34we can't fall
00:57:35hey bitch
00:57:37who's gonna save you now huh
00:57:38hey baby
00:57:40oh no
00:57:43bobby watch out
00:57:50hey
00:57:55let her go tyler
00:58:04i thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:58:09those are cute
00:58:10those are my daughters
00:58:14see that
00:58:16it's what you get for going against me
00:58:17you son of a bitch
00:58:21it's time to go join your wife and yell
00:58:28fuck
00:58:28come on boys
00:58:29you got lucky this time motherfucker
00:58:31next time i see you it's gonna be your last
00:58:34okay
00:58:37not yet
00:58:38i think it's broken
00:58:40gotta get you to the hospital
00:58:43let's go
00:58:52wait don't move
00:58:55not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:58:58i have an itch
00:59:01down there
00:59:02my hands are
00:59:03okay well let me itch it for you
00:59:09is it right here
00:59:15how's that feel
00:59:17that's amazing
00:59:18is that it
00:59:19oh yeah
00:59:20that's so good
00:59:22that's amazing
00:59:24please
00:59:26oh yes
00:59:29what's daddy doing
00:59:31eleanor
00:59:33daddy
00:59:34hey
00:59:36oh
00:59:37oh
00:59:37i'm sorry
00:59:38hey doc
00:59:40what's wrong with bobby's hand
00:59:41well mr wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
00:59:45he needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences
00:59:50six weeks
00:59:52what about the u.s open
00:59:54you need rest
00:59:55and that's doctor's orders
01:00:00i missed you eleanor
01:00:01i missed you too
01:00:03wait wait wait what are you doing
01:00:04you need to rest and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:00:07i have to go to the u.s open
01:00:10i'll pop oxy if i have to
01:00:11okay but we only have one a day and it only lasts four hours
01:00:15what are you gonna do when the pill wears off
01:00:17you can't hold the club correctly
01:00:20four hours is plenty
01:00:22i'll win
01:00:23for you and me
01:00:25it's time the legendary line of golf gets his proper ending
01:00:31welcome to the u.s open championships
01:00:34the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:00:37the player with the lowest total score will win
01:00:40this year we'll be at the infamous devil's course
01:00:43the auckland golf club
01:00:45the course consists of 250 acres 168 bunkers
01:00:49tall roughs and no water hazards
01:00:51it is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:00:55who will conquer the devil's course
01:00:57and who will claim the sterling trophy
01:01:03what what
01:01:04wait bobby bobby our groundskeeper
01:01:07this legendary lion
01:01:08he's a grand slam champion
01:01:11he's never lost a tournament
01:01:12and now that the lion's back
01:01:14if we win august will be saved
01:01:16bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:01:18but his right hand
01:01:20is it really gonna be okay
01:01:39your old news loser
01:01:41still living out your old grand slam glory days
01:01:44is your calling card
01:01:45shut the fuck up tyler
01:01:49feisty
01:01:49i like it
01:01:50you can keep screeching
01:01:51but when i win
01:01:52i'm gonna find something to shove down your throat
01:01:54to shut you up
01:01:55it's a fucking great
01:01:56enough
01:01:56this is a waste of time
01:01:58while lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:02:01i have been conquering this very course
01:02:03year after year
01:02:08you think you can keep up with me
01:02:17you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:02:23i will crush the very pedestal
01:02:25your followers have built up in your absence
01:02:27i will show them once and for all
01:02:30who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:02:55incredible
01:02:55the golden hills golden boys strike with nearer robotic precision
01:03:02they're all playing way above their level
01:03:04it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and swing path
01:03:11man oh man
01:03:13this ai
01:03:14it's incredible
01:03:15it's our secret weapon
01:03:16this has been
01:03:17he can't beat us
01:03:18he's done for
01:03:27can he do it
01:03:37this is your grandson here
01:03:39he's better off as my caddy
01:03:42don't push yourself
01:03:43you can't play like this
01:03:45don't worry about it
01:03:47i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:03:53all right well you focus on swinging i'll take care of the rest
01:04:22hey are you okay
01:04:25how's the leaderboard
01:04:27here you go
01:04:28good job today
01:04:30let's find out
01:04:33oh thank god
01:04:35we made it to the finals
01:04:36i'm still way behind
01:04:38to win this game
01:04:39i have to catch up quickly
01:04:42game's just begun
01:05:02mia
01:05:04where are you
01:05:05hey do you need something
01:05:08i tried to grab my towel
01:05:09my wrist still hurts
01:05:12oh yeah hold on
01:05:16can you massage it please
01:05:18the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:23where does it hurt
01:05:27right here
01:05:42the finals are tomorrow
01:05:44i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:05:46tonight
01:05:48you're mine
01:06:10i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:15eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:19a good luck kiss for daddy
01:06:21now you're gonna win today
01:06:23because you always say i'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:06:43four hours
01:06:44i need to finish before noon
01:07:02what's going on
01:07:03loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:07:05it's
01:07:13wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:07:17what are they trying to do
01:07:21that's the game plan
01:07:22the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:07:26he's forced to play an impossible lie
01:07:32we're completely dug in
01:07:35what are you gonna do
01:07:38just give it up old man
01:07:40according to our calculations
01:07:42it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:07:46the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:07:48there's no way these guys are this precise
01:07:51they must be playing dirty
01:07:56you planted microchips in your arm
01:07:59so what if we did
01:08:00all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:11you want a hint
01:08:12the ai has calculated millions of possibilities
01:08:16and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:18you lose
01:08:19ai's never wrong
01:08:21you're so screwed
01:08:25dude
01:08:26dude
01:08:26just accept it
01:08:27you're a washed up retiree
01:08:29you can't beat cold hard facts
01:08:31don't you understand that
01:08:32it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:37leave it to me
01:08:57how the hell
01:08:58no
01:08:59that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:09:03it's impossible
01:09:10see he landed back in the bunker
01:09:12he still needs two strokes
01:09:15that fossil doesn't understand the ai
01:09:17it runs the world now
01:09:21bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:09:23just to tie with kane
01:09:24shit mia
01:09:26we're done for
01:09:27looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:31the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:34it's your biggest mistake
01:09:35making it into the hole from the bunker
01:09:36nobody can do that
01:09:38oh god
01:09:40wait
01:09:41on the green
01:09:42something's moving
01:09:47wait
01:09:48that's my ball
01:09:52did he just
01:09:54ooh so close
01:09:56but it looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:09:59it's okay guys
01:10:02even if august golf club goes down
01:10:04we'll stick together like family
01:10:06our cutting edge
01:10:08ai implant chips
01:10:10have exactly what we need
01:10:11to get in your way
01:10:13win
01:10:15in your dreams
01:10:16our ai's calculated your chances
01:10:18and guess what
01:10:19it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:30what's this
01:10:31i can't believe my eyes
01:10:33the ball's still moving
01:10:35look alive boys
01:10:38i'm still in play
01:10:44it sucks
01:10:46a pathetic old man
01:10:48challenging hard facts and data
01:10:50it's impossible
01:10:51yeah he must really be embarrassed huh
01:11:03oh my god
01:11:10let's go
01:11:12i knew you could do it
01:11:16our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:19how did you
01:11:21nah you know man
01:11:22it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:23right
01:11:24i mean
01:11:25there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:29it's not a bug
01:11:30he took the path that ai
01:11:32considered to be impossible
01:11:34and he did it in one stroke
01:11:36he's done what ai thought to be beyond human ability
01:11:40a free lesson for you
01:11:41all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:11:48it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:11:51so all your little microchips won't win
01:11:57now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:11:59bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:01you know what this means
01:12:03a sudden death wrap
01:12:05whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:09let's go boys
01:12:16what's wrong
01:12:20the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:22don't worry
01:12:23i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:12:49you've held out long enough old man it's time to end your legacy lion
01:12:59damn it painkillers worn off
01:13:14next is full 10
01:13:15535 yards at par 4
01:13:17kane carter is up next
01:13:27just give up
01:13:28the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:31not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:32you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:13:47what the hell are you looking at old man the flags all the way over there
01:13:51just waiting on the sun to disappear disappear there's not a cloud in sight you really are crazy
01:13:56my experience doesn't lie
01:14:10you're screwed up
01:14:12even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:16chin up old man
01:14:17you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:19for good
01:14:20daddy
01:14:21a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:23i know you can do it
01:14:26you got this
01:14:30soon
01:14:31soon
01:14:32soon what
01:14:33are you praying for a miracle
01:14:35i mean i guess you probably should
01:14:36because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:14:39anything less and that trophy is mine
01:14:42a miracle
01:14:44miracles are for the unprepared
01:14:57the sun
01:14:58it actually disappeared
01:15:10fine
01:15:11at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:23nice shot bud
01:15:25bummer
01:15:25nerdy
01:15:27yes
01:15:28kane slipped up
01:15:30bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:33then he's tied with kane
01:15:34it's for another round
01:15:36got this daddy
01:15:37god
01:15:39at his time it's going to be a total eclipse
01:15:41how is he going to swing in total darkness
01:15:43this is beyond lion's top records
01:15:45even at his peak
01:15:47plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:15:49you can keep dreaming bud
01:15:51now it's bobby's turn
01:15:53he's looking rough
01:15:54we believe in you bobby
01:15:56you got this
01:16:03wigs
01:16:04bobby's not aiming for the saves
01:16:05he's aiming for the flat
01:16:07he's swinging for the whip
01:16:09i'll tell you what
01:16:10i'll sweeten it
01:16:12you pull off this miracle
01:16:13i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:16and i'll hand it to august
01:16:21august doesn't want your club
01:16:23your reputation is trash
01:16:27and you
01:16:30i'll go beyond
01:16:31i'll beat the old me
01:16:33after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:16:39now watch this drive
01:16:46you
01:17:13Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:17:15Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:17Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:37How did he do this?
01:17:50No!
01:17:51I lost!
01:17:53Look, he crushed me!
01:17:55How could Kane lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:01Daddy, I knew you're the bestest!
01:18:05Folks, did you see this?
01:18:07He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand.
01:18:11He's back, folks.
01:18:12The Gooks, the Lion, Bobby Woods.
01:18:21The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods.
01:18:32I didn't do this for me.
01:18:36I did it for all of us.
01:18:38For August Golf Club.
01:18:43You cheated!
01:18:45This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:18:48You were taking pills.
01:18:50I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:18:52You were doping.
01:18:55No, the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:01You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:02I can prove it.
01:19:09The doping you saw?
01:19:12Painkillers.
01:19:13Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:17Legal.
01:19:18Approved by the association.
01:19:19And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:22It's all documented right here.
01:19:26You...
01:19:27You're on his team.
01:19:28You're in on it.
01:19:30Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:19:39I have evidence.
01:19:41How about you?
01:19:45I have evidence.
01:19:47Do you?
01:19:50This is enough to arrest you.
01:19:52And investigate your little club.
01:19:55Come on.
01:19:55Come on.
01:19:56You motherfucker.
01:19:56Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:08A long time ago, I said I was going to retire.
01:20:11But I did for my daughter.
01:20:13And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:20Stay.
01:20:21We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:26Please, stay.
01:20:28Stay.
01:20:30Stay.
01:20:31Stay.
01:20:32Stay.
01:20:32Stay.
01:20:34Eleanor, daddy has a lot of money now.
01:20:37And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:20:41I'm staying with you.
01:20:42I'm not golfing.
01:20:46Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:20:50I've never seen you so cruel and strong before.
01:20:53You're amazing.
01:20:56I'm a big girl now.
01:20:58Eleanor's happy if daddy's happy.
01:21:01Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:09Okay.
01:21:10Then we're all going to be a big, happy family.
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