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🔥Head Witch in Charge
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00:00:25Jesus!
00:00:26Mom?
00:00:27Can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that?
00:00:29Please?
00:00:31Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:36.
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50No, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power
00:00:53to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:57And if it falls into the wrong hands,
00:00:59it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family
00:01:06would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered
00:01:17over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential
00:01:29until you marry
00:01:30and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week
00:01:35or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no.
00:01:39Please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood?
00:01:41You are getting married
00:01:42whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:53Remember?
00:02:00Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights.
00:02:11Fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:32I think you mean it's on the house.
00:02:34Right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:57There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I mean, in Vegas, like I said,
00:03:08I would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me,
00:03:11you little shit.
00:03:13Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir
00:03:16and marry her
00:03:17and then that whole obnoxious family
00:03:19will be there to pay off our debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet!
00:03:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment
00:03:27to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl
00:03:32like I told you,
00:03:33I am going to sell your little sister off
00:03:36the old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion,
00:03:43I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up
00:03:46and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good!
00:03:52And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:14It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me.
00:04:18Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:29But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The wand of light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't you love?
00:05:01I am Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn.
00:05:13He's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:30If you were in the picture.
00:05:36I'll be in the camera right now.
00:05:37Maybe, but I'll be in the picture.
00:05:37I'll be in the picture.
00:05:38Were you in the picture?
00:05:42No...
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:48Bill.
00:05:48He's at the house.
00:05:49He's at the house.
00:05:50In the house.
00:05:51That's the house.
00:05:52He's at the house.
00:05:55He's at the house in the house.
00:05:57And he's at the house.
00:05:59Eric motherfucking Svensson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me,
00:06:04and you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svensson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27Do you know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to wait.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:02Oh, I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips. I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:56Do you want me to stop?
00:08:03Do you want me to stop?
00:08:13That's it.
00:08:13Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a show.
00:08:17Give him a show.
00:08:28Wait.
00:08:29Please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:34I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait.
00:08:50I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:58No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:30It is Vegas.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46No.
00:09:47It wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:53Hmm.
00:09:54It's very distracting.
00:09:57Well, you know it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:14Eric, there are people.
00:10:16And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:23This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:25You know, you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:32But I am-
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I-
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you can help me do that.
00:10:55Remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you.
00:10:59The real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:04I already know who you are.
00:11:07The real you wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:18He really wants me.
00:11:20The real me.
00:11:21Fuck.
00:11:24You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric.
00:11:30I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come.
00:11:47All over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can if you stay quiet.
00:12:04Keep your eyes open or I'll stop.
00:12:11That's a good girl.
00:12:13Look down at my head.
00:12:19Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:12:21I can't.
00:12:23Just relax.
00:12:25I can't, Eric.
00:12:28It's okay.
00:12:29Don't think.
00:12:31Just tell.
00:12:33Tell me how you feel.
00:12:35So good.
00:12:36But I need more, Eric.
00:12:42You feel so good.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:48So I'm going to make you come.
00:12:51I'll get you there.
00:12:53I'm going to go down.
00:12:55I want you to scream my name when you come.
00:12:58Five.
00:12:59Four.
00:13:01Three.
00:13:03Two.
00:13:07Four.
00:13:09Five.
00:13:11Five.
00:13:13Four.
00:13:14Five.
00:13:15Five.
00:13:16Five.
00:13:16Five.
00:13:18Five.
00:13:21Five.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:13:31in front of other people
00:13:33I think this is your floor
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:13:43at 8 o'clock
00:13:45if you decide that you want one
00:13:47see you there
00:13:58how did he know what floor I was on
00:14:05so you've told me all about your wild sister
00:14:08and the things that she's done
00:14:11what about you
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister
00:14:17the boring one if you will
00:14:20and I do what I'm supposed to do
00:14:22all the rules and all that good stuff
00:14:25I don't believe you
00:14:26I mean
00:14:28I know how you are in an elevator
00:14:29oh come on
00:14:33come on
00:14:34it's Vegas
00:14:35let me be your bad influence
00:14:37just for tonight
00:14:40so
00:14:42any bad ideas
00:14:47just one
00:14:54what are you doing
00:15:12no games
00:15:12just fuck me already
00:15:14I thought I would try to woo you first
00:15:16consider me wooed
00:15:17then we could take it slow
00:15:19well your lips say one thing
00:15:21but your body says something else
00:15:35wait
00:15:37shit
00:15:39I almost lost my cool
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan
00:15:44oh my god
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that
00:15:47that was so embarrassing
00:15:48this is why I don't do crazy shit
00:15:50that was way too much
00:15:51hey
00:15:52you're never too much
00:15:53you don't understand
00:15:55Eric
00:15:55okay if my family saw me do any of that
00:15:58they would freak out
00:15:59tonight's not about your family
00:16:01tonight's about you
00:16:02remember
00:16:03forget what everyone else has told you to do
00:16:06do something that you want to do
00:16:08something no one would expect
00:16:10maybe he's right
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:16:18for once in my life
00:16:20I'm doing something for myself
00:16:22she spotted the chapel
00:16:25just like I planned
00:16:29so are you uh
00:16:30you sure about this marriage thing
00:16:32it's only temporary
00:16:33okay and old magic is weak
00:16:35the hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:16:39so
00:16:40are you ready for a holy matrimony
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready
00:16:45come on
00:16:49let's go
00:16:55you nervous
00:16:57just
00:16:59never been married before
00:17:07it's my sister I need to take this
00:17:09oh yeah take your time
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet
00:17:13hey mama let's get some flowers for you come on
00:17:15let's do it
00:17:17you need to come home now
00:17:19I can't secret
00:17:21Eric dad's up to something
00:17:22he invited Fitzgerald to the house
00:17:24and made me dress up
00:17:26he looks at me weird
00:17:27it really freaks me out
00:17:28you were my big brother E
00:17:30I need you
00:17:31here
00:17:31listen I can't leave right now
00:17:33but I promise
00:17:34when I come home I'll have enough power to get rid of dad forever
00:17:37okay
00:17:41hey
00:17:43is everything okay
00:17:46yeah
00:17:48yeah it's fine
00:17:51you uh
00:17:52you sure about this
00:17:54it's only temporary
00:17:56come on we'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:02let's go
00:18:17right
00:18:18only temporary
00:18:20unless you get hand fasted under a full moon
00:18:22then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable
00:18:26but she doesn't know that
00:18:27and once she does
00:18:29she'll hate me
00:18:31is your sister okay
00:18:33is something wrong
00:18:36nothing's wrong
00:18:37we're about to get buried in Vegas by Ovis
00:18:40what could possibly be wrong
00:18:43alright you ready to rock and roll
00:18:44you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple
00:18:47let's get this show started
00:18:49woo!
00:19:16this is it
00:19:18I have the wand of light
00:19:20the most powerful object in the world
00:19:22if I leave now
00:19:24I could use it to take control away from my father
00:19:27set secret and I free
00:19:35but I already betrayed her once
00:19:40goodbye
00:19:41not
00:19:41you
00:19:41I never need to
00:19:59did
00:20:00do
00:20:00you
00:20:01Oooooohhh
00:20:04Oooooohhh
00:20:06Oooooohhh
00:20:06Oooooohhh
00:20:07Oooooohhh
00:20:08Oooooohhh
00:20:09Oooooohhh
00:20:09Oooooohhh
00:20:14Oooooohhh
00:20:18Ooooooh
00:20:19Off to get more chocolate strawberries. Be back soon.
00:20:32it's only temporary okay and all magic is weak the hand fast bond will probably only last till
00:20:37the morning hmm that's weird the mark should have worn off by now
00:20:51so did you marry the girl yet
00:20:56no it's complicated complicated or distracted you were sent there to marry the sherwood heir and
00:21:06bind her power to this family not to play house you're a svensson act like one
00:21:12eric is a svensson i married my family's worst enemy i don't need you to tell me what i am
00:21:20then stop hesitating if the rumors about the wand of light are true we might catch an even bigger prize
00:21:27so hurry up and marry the sherwood girl and then bring her to me idiot
00:21:41he's been lying this whole time
00:21:49i need to tell her the truth
00:21:53you lying piece of bullshit you didn't want me you just wanted the fucking wand didn't you
00:22:01i didn't even know the wand existed until i met you you still lied to me eric
00:22:04you knew i was a sherwood from the start that's why you gave me a fake fucking name right
00:22:09okay i i did but that was before we
00:22:11lie before before you decided to mess with me get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family
00:22:16forever i'm not trying to ruin your family i'm trying to save mine
00:22:19i know all about you spinsons all you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking
00:22:26want
00:22:27i should have caught it at the poker table but your little tricks won't work on me this time
00:22:32the hand fast mark it'll fade just like you just like whatever this was
00:22:38the hand fast wasn't a trick not that part not with you
00:22:42it doesn't matter eric
00:22:45you will never ever get the wand
00:22:51when this fades eric i will never have to see you again
00:23:08so that didn't happen
00:23:12my older sister effie told me that the mark would fade a week later
00:23:17then a month went by
00:23:19then well
00:23:25see this is where you don't fuck with old magic
00:23:27it's all fun and games so there's a full moon
00:23:30then it's the most powerful magic in the universe
00:23:37apparently getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable
00:23:44also apparently the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce fall
00:23:51i tried calling
00:23:53texting sending flying monkeys
00:23:57nothing not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year
00:24:12yes i still sleep with a wand under my pillow the emotional ass whooping i got from
00:24:17my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough no one can ever find out that i
00:24:24almost lost
00:24:24the wand too i just need one night to sleep without thinking about him
00:24:54who are you
00:24:56what do you want with the wand of light
00:24:59nothing i'm just here to collect my payday from my client once i bring on that wand
00:25:05payday
00:25:06someone sent you
00:25:07who
00:25:07fred i can't break client confidentiality
00:25:10sorry sweetie
00:25:13well i'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight
00:25:29be wise not to fight back witch you're in over your head
00:25:34i'd rather die than let you take the horse
00:25:39suit yourself
00:25:44suit yourself
00:26:08i got the wand i'll get the rest later
00:26:16no
00:26:20you are the reason i lost the wand
00:26:22who are you
00:26:29the hand fast mark
00:26:33hello wife
00:26:35miss me
00:26:39what are you doing here
00:26:41well you know i thought i'd spice up our marriage do a little role playing but it looks like
00:26:45you're more into bondage i didn't know you were so kinky
00:26:48shut up
00:26:53you should be thanking me i did just save your life
00:26:55thanking you
00:26:56you're the reason you're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone
00:26:59how did you find me
00:27:12how did you even find me
00:27:15wait a minute
00:27:29i just i need it okay it's it's the only way that we can be free
00:27:35look look my dad doesn't know about our marriage not yet but he knows about the wand if he gets
00:27:41a hold of it he's gonna sell to the highest bidder whoever controls the wand has the power to take
00:27:45over the world or worse
00:27:47no worse than tricking me into marrying you
00:27:50i told you that that wasn't a trick
00:27:52it doesn't matter eric
00:27:54she has the wand that shadow thief or whatever
00:27:57and that's your fault
00:27:59i can get it back
00:28:02look i know i don't deserve it
00:28:03but just give me one more chance
00:28:06i can get the wand back
00:28:08take care of what i need to take care of
00:28:09and then i'll do the divorce spell
00:28:11please lily just give me one more chance
00:28:14please
00:28:15i can't trust him
00:28:17i shouldn't
00:28:19but my gut tells me
00:28:21this time
00:28:22it might be different
00:28:29no
00:28:31no we're both gonna go get it
00:28:34it is my job as a sherwood heir
00:28:36to set things right
00:28:37so i don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands
00:28:40and you really think after vegas
00:28:42i would let you go alone
00:28:43to find the most powerful magical object
00:28:46in the entire world
00:28:48fair uh
00:28:49whatever you want
00:28:50lily
00:28:52god i hate when you call me that
00:28:54all right
00:28:55i'll call you wife
00:28:57and you can call me whatever you want
00:28:59eric
00:29:00husband
00:29:01daddy
00:29:02shut up
00:29:03don't call me wife either
00:29:04after we get this wand
00:29:06we will do the divorce spell
00:29:07got it
00:29:07you're breaking my heart
00:29:09i mean
00:29:10you're
00:29:10the better half of my soul
00:29:12yeah
00:29:13you're not gonna speak talk your way into my pants again
00:29:15eric
00:29:16we'll see
00:29:22now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell
00:29:24so
00:29:24we have to track its trail
00:29:27that's a
00:29:27ten mile radius
00:29:28we'll never find the wand inside that circle
00:29:30well
00:29:31with the tracking spell
00:29:32i get a location
00:29:33okay
00:29:33it doesn't last long though
00:29:35we'll have like three or four days
00:29:37well
00:29:38lucky for you
00:29:39i already packed your bags
00:29:42consider it our
00:29:43official honeymoon
00:29:48ajah this we're done
00:29:49you got it
00:29:50don't go back on your words
00:29:52fenson
00:29:52we will do the divorce spell
00:29:54cross my heart
00:29:56hope to die
00:30:15you imagicked a car here
00:30:16this isn't just any car
00:30:25this is bessie
00:30:26you really expect us to track down the most powerful magical object in the world
00:30:32in a car without a roof
00:30:34i mean
00:30:35if you're not comfortable
00:30:40i could go by myself
00:30:42if
00:30:43you trust me not to run away
00:30:45hmm
00:30:46i wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin
00:30:49i was gonna throw in the trash
00:30:53then your chariot awaits
00:30:55wife
00:31:15we've been driving all day and she hasn't said a single word
00:31:30you're svensson
00:31:32you don't play house with sherwood
00:31:33why are we turning
00:31:35we don't have any time
00:31:36we have to find the wand eric
00:31:39that circle is getting further and further away
00:31:42plus it's getting dark
00:31:43we need to stay somewhere for the night
00:31:44why don't you just let me drive
00:31:45because you haven't slept either
00:31:47plus
00:31:48no one can drive bessie but me
00:31:51what is with guys and cars
00:31:52jesus
00:31:53no
00:31:53i mean literally
00:31:55no one else can drive bessie
00:31:56my great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions
00:32:00anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it
00:32:03the svensson's like to hoard their treasures
00:32:06your family has issues
00:32:08finally
00:32:08something we can agree on
00:32:11was this your plan all along?
00:32:13make me feel bad for you
00:32:14because your family's evil
00:32:15so i get all ooey gooey
00:32:17and forget about the divorce
00:32:18not everyone in my family is evil
00:32:21yeah
00:32:22okay
00:32:35you cross this wall
00:32:36or do anything to piss me off
00:32:38more than you already have
00:32:39then you do not even want to imagine
00:32:41the hex i'm gonna put on you
00:32:48i promise
00:32:49no funny business
00:32:52peaky promise
00:33:13goodnight to you too
00:33:28in vegas
00:33:29you said you had a sister
00:33:32right?
00:33:34yeah
00:33:35segred
00:33:39she didn't ask to be a svensson
00:33:41she's different than us
00:33:43better
00:33:45not like you?
00:33:47no
00:33:49not like me
00:33:50but you already know that
00:34:06some
00:34:07that's fine
00:34:07but on the side
00:34:07they've already kept going
00:34:07but look at a-
00:34:07yeah is
00:34:07however during an
00:34:07it can't
00:34:10lo
00:34:10i
00:34:21let
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:46I told you not to call me.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Cross my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look.
00:36:19I'm so close.
00:36:24That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl.
00:36:29And come for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:42Eric.
00:36:44Eric.
00:36:46Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:04Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:17Are you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower and you came so
00:37:24hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs?
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:02It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all.
00:38:11Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that once convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get handfast married.
00:38:24Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:35See?
00:38:35There you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I want to get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:22You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine, just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:38Who?
00:39:38Don't play done with me, boy.
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it.
00:39:50I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:12And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter?
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:23Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:30And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:51Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:54You.
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:02You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop.
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:53My magic.
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:01You're okay.
00:42:03I don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:10Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16Hey, Eric, stop the car.
00:42:17I can't breathe.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:36You're safe.
00:42:37I thought she was going to kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not going to let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:05This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand, and we do the door spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:51This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand.
00:43:58That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:03We do the divorce spell, and we never see each other again.
00:44:07We're going off.
00:44:10We're going down.
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:48I should have known.
00:44:50To Satyr's Inn.
00:44:53That smell.
00:44:55Nomenin habitus smell.
00:44:57Well, it's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:02You mean orchase?
00:45:05Satyrs are the horniest bastards in this own world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, grancy or deepest desires.
00:45:16Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:28Erich, don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:41Erich, don't.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:51The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:54It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:46:00What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye.
00:46:09And go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:14You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:24Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29No.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37In here, the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:42And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55Be able to share with it.
00:46:58To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:02You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mine.
00:47:07You'd love the air.
00:47:09To the Sherwood family.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:20Tell me who you are.
00:47:24Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not quite.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:33Tell me who you are.
00:47:35Your wife.
00:47:39Your wife.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight, and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self, and you can go back to pretending to be a good little
00:48:15witch.
00:48:17Excuse me?
00:48:18Don't deny.
00:48:19Lili Sherwood's been saying, I know I'm kind of dork, naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:31You don't have to pretend.
00:48:34I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:46I don't have to pretend to be a good witch.
00:49:06I don't have to pretend to be a good witch.
00:49:18I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:32I'm being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:45Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:49We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:51All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:50:06You can come here or here.
00:50:13I'll even let you come in here.
00:50:18God.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:21I know you want her.
00:50:23Just admit I'm right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:32You hurt me.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:48I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:53But I want to be inside you.
00:50:55I want to feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:59And take me to bed, husband.
00:51:04Call me that again.
00:51:07You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:11Fuck me.
00:51:12Oh.
00:51:20Tell me a story.
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:27I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore.
00:51:31And how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:34Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only red images.
00:51:40I don't know.
00:51:43I don't know.
00:51:43I already know about your family.
00:51:47I want to know about you.
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:53You want the insider info.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:56You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:58You're going to tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:07Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:52:18That's not true, Eric.
00:52:20There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:52:23My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:28And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:34Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:41Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the very
00:52:48start before I was even born.
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:52I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:56I couldn't be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't be angry.
00:53:00If one mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for, if this whole world fades to black,
00:53:06it's because I messed up.
00:53:08It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:16I'm glad you did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:21Growing up with Svensson was a little different.
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:31I guess it's good.
00:53:33At least I was first in something.
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:41I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:44I'd leave, change my name, and the Svensson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:53My dad used her against me every day since.
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:06I shouldn't have asked.
00:54:09It's okay.
00:54:11Svensson's have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:14We are the shadows.
00:54:18All you do is shine.
00:54:30You always ask me what I want.
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:41I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:46I don't hate you.
00:54:49I never did.
00:55:24Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:26Dad's got visitors.
00:55:29A bunch of old guys.
00:55:30I don't know who they are.
00:55:31He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dresser doll.
00:55:35It's like freaking me out.
00:55:41Eric.
00:55:43Are you safe?
00:55:48Eric.
00:55:49Are you safe?
00:55:50Now, all those weird old men left last night.
00:55:55And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:58Don't let anyone in.
00:55:59If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:56:02I know.
00:56:03I'll just do what he says.
00:56:06I always do.
00:56:08I'm so sick of this E.
00:56:10What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:12I'm never going to let that happen, all right?
00:56:16Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Light.
00:56:19The Wand of Light?
00:56:21Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't tell that secret.
00:56:27When I get the wand, be ready for my call.
00:56:30I have a plan.
00:56:31I barely know basic spells.
00:56:35I don't know.
00:56:36You can.
00:56:37I know you can.
00:56:39When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:56:48Call handed.
00:57:07Filling up Bessie.
00:57:09Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:20Oh, my God!
00:57:22Why do you and Mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:28I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:30Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:33Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:36Oh, yeah.
00:57:37Well, you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning?
00:57:43Your super-hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:52I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:56I'm not stupid.
00:57:57And when we get the wand back...
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will.
00:58:03And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell.
00:58:06This mark will be gone.
00:58:08I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair, you know.
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that,
00:58:21because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:23But it's not.
00:58:26It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want, and be a good heir.
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:39That's fine.
00:58:40It's what it means to be a sure what.
00:58:43Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:48All right.
00:58:50Whatever you say, sis.
00:58:51You know best.
00:58:54I know.
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was the last time.
00:59:10After today, we're done.
00:59:13If I say that enough times,
00:59:15maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:26I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:30My family's magic is dying.
00:59:32My father's been cashing in on broken promises three years.
00:59:35But he holds most of the power,
00:59:37and me and Sigurd just get the scraps.
00:59:39That's how he controls us.
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once,
00:59:45I could take his power away from the break.
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:54That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before.
01:00:00I was going to tell you the truth.
01:00:02And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand just once.
01:00:06And then I would do whatever you wanted.
01:00:08Get a divorce, leave you alone forever.
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:18Maybe things could have been different.
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay.
01:00:23It's a nice idea,
01:00:26but our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:29And then maybe if we were different people,
01:00:33we have different lives,
01:00:36this is what it works.
01:00:38Maybe we can...
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:43A witch can hope.
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:55Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:10Wait, I'm driving.
01:01:12Pull over.
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:39End of the line, witches!
01:01:50No!
01:02:03Eric!
01:02:14I can't help him!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You... you set the shadows leave?
01:02:37Of course I set her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:56But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:38I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell home, man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:20Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:05:10No, no, no, no!
01:05:11Stay with me!
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my God!
01:05:15Eric!
01:05:16No, no, no, no!
01:05:16Stay with me!
01:05:17Oh my God!
01:05:20I can't save you!
01:05:21I don't have my powers!
01:05:23Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could've saved yourself!
01:05:28I've been saving myself.
01:05:31My whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:35I'm an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a devil's spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:59I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I don't want to be free.
01:06:06I don't want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:09Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas...
01:06:20We're the best three days of my life.
01:06:22All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:30I love you too.
01:06:32I love you.
01:06:34I love you.
01:06:36Eric.
01:06:39No!
01:06:39No!
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:10I love you.
01:07:12I love you.
01:07:13No!
01:07:16No!
01:07:16No!
01:07:18No!
01:07:22Eric...
01:07:23No!
01:07:25No!
01:07:27No!
01:07:29No!
01:07:31No!
01:07:32No!
01:07:33No!
01:07:37you absolute moron
01:07:42you absolute moron
01:07:44be gentle
01:07:45I was dead for like 10 seconds
01:07:49you're alive
01:07:51that is for divorcing me
01:07:53on your literal deathbed
01:07:54you asshole
01:07:55I thought I was doing something noble
01:07:57something cool
01:07:59the wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03my mom used to say
01:08:04that the wand user grants it
01:08:06its deepest desire
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted
01:08:11what did you want?
01:08:14you
01:08:17don't scare me like that again
01:08:19okay?
01:08:20you know
01:08:21I thought I heard something
01:08:25I was bleeding out
01:08:29maybe you could
01:08:30say it again?
01:08:35maybe you could
01:08:36say it again
01:08:39I love you
01:08:40you're expensive
01:08:43that's my girl
01:08:50let's go
01:08:51let's go
01:09:04you ready for one last stop?
01:09:07yeah
01:09:26ah
01:09:28there you are
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon
01:09:32to get the job done
01:09:34now
01:09:35now
01:09:35where is my wand?
01:09:37wait
01:09:39you're supposed to be dead
01:09:40wow
01:09:41you weren't kidding
01:09:42he really is evil
01:09:44I put a barrier
01:09:46around this whole house
01:09:47it's impossible
01:09:48there's no way you should be able to be in here
01:09:50there's always a loophole
01:09:51hold me in
01:09:55secret
01:09:56you ungrateful brat
01:09:58how dare you betray me like this
01:10:00really dad
01:10:01playing the family card
01:10:03after you almost sold me into child marriage
01:10:05you ungrateful little pests
01:10:14you're powerless now old man
01:10:16the magic's gone
01:10:17forever
01:10:31Eric
01:10:32Otis
01:10:33Svensson
01:10:34release me this instant
01:10:36that is an order
01:10:39you can handle it from here right?
01:10:41his powers are gone
01:10:42it doesn't scare me anymore
01:10:46you ungrateful little brats
01:10:47both of you
01:10:48you won't pay for this
01:10:49you won't both pay for this
01:10:55yeah yeah
01:10:55talk soon pops
01:10:57we're gonna hit the road
01:10:58I said get back here
01:11:00I said get back here
01:11:02get back here
01:11:03please don't do this
01:11:04you little
01:11:22so
01:11:23where to now
01:11:24should we
01:11:25go and
01:11:25drop off the wand of life
01:11:28yeah
01:11:29but there's something
01:11:30I want to do first
01:11:32that sounds ominous
01:11:35just so happens
01:11:36that there's another full moon tonight
01:11:39Leona Sherwood
01:11:41are you asking me
01:11:42to hand fast marry you?
01:11:45yeah
01:11:47I think I am
01:11:48Eric Svensson
01:11:50well
01:11:50we better hurry
01:11:51if we're gonna take
01:11:52the wand of light home
01:11:53and make it back in time
01:11:54to the hunk-a-hunk-a
01:11:55wedding chapel of love
01:11:57I wonder if they have
01:11:58the same Elvis
01:11:58I sure hope so
01:12:00but
01:12:01if we're gonna get
01:12:02hand fast married again
01:12:03no more secrets this time
01:12:06so
01:12:06is there anything
01:12:07you want to come clean about now?
01:12:09soon to be again husband?
01:12:13there is
01:12:14one thing
01:12:16you might want to buckle up
01:12:18we're about to go super speed
01:12:21Bessie could have been going
01:12:22super speed this entire time
01:12:24you didn't tell me
01:12:25to make our trip last longer
01:12:26didn't you?
01:12:27you know me so well
01:12:29soon to be again wife
01:12:33Leona Sherwood
01:12:35will you marry me?
01:12:36and not because of some spell
01:12:38or because it's your duty
01:12:41but because you want to
01:12:46yes I will
01:12:57ready?
01:12:58hell yeah
01:12:59you know me so well
01:13:03you know me so well
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