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End of the World, Start of My Empire
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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30Beep.
00:01:01What, that's it?
00:01:03Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:05Bring booze or meds next time.
00:01:08They get you more.
00:01:17I have to make this last all week.
00:01:28Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:31Two lovely sisters.
00:01:53Early 20s.
00:01:55Healthy.
00:01:56Strong enough to work.
00:01:58Young enough to bed.
00:02:00Children.
00:02:02Woohoo.
00:02:09What the hell?
00:02:11Seriously?
00:02:12Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:15You?
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:18Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:20Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:22God forbid you knock them up.
00:02:24Then you fuck forever.
00:02:30If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:35But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:39This world sucks.
00:02:41Look at that skin.
00:02:43And those tits.
00:02:44Brrrr.
00:02:45Ha ha!
00:02:47When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:50Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:53Two for one.
00:02:55Place those bids.
00:02:57I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:03:00Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:03:02I swear.
00:03:04I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:14Suitable host detected.
00:03:16System activation complete.
00:03:18Rescue mission required.
00:03:19What?
00:03:20What the hell is this?
00:03:21Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:30This thing is alien tech?
00:03:32Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:41Preserve humanity?
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed.
00:03:47Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:03:50Time remaining.
00:03:51Three minutes.
00:03:54Failure will result in host death.
00:04:01It won't come off.
00:04:04Wait.
00:04:05Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:07He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:10What do I do now?
00:04:28Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:30This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:34You want these girls?
00:04:35You're going to have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:41He didn't attack us.
00:04:44He's not like the others.
00:04:46If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:04:50The warhead and white top guns.
00:04:51That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:58I'm not staying for this stupid-ass auction.
00:05:01Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:02What if we buy them, have our gun and then sell them off?
00:05:09What if they die?
00:05:10Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:15What works for me?
00:05:16All right.
00:05:18One can of food.
00:05:21Who's going to beat that?
00:05:30No, I can't let this happen.
00:05:33If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:40One can.
00:05:45And a bar of chocolate.
00:05:52Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:05:55Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:58Easy, gentlemen.
00:06:00The ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two tans.
00:06:16Oh, two tans.
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:26The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33So is what you got.
00:06:39Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last can.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:59Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increased detectives.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:07Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1020 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like, looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:41What a joke.
00:07:42You think you can compete with me over women?
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:49Money.
00:07:50Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:04Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids.
00:08:36I bet in one more can.
00:08:41So, are you bidden?
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidden, looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:57Sold!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:18Beat hold on the finish line.
00:09:20I'm going to hit hold like a star.
00:09:23Watch how I leave you all behind.
00:09:26Don't do silver.
00:09:27Go and get my gold.
00:09:29I've been feeling ready, ready on your market.
00:09:31Ready, set, go.
00:09:33Go and take a pretty step.
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:42Till the day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54This time I see you, I won't be taking just your rash.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested.
00:10:43Rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:48Time to complete.
00:10:49Two minutes.
00:10:49This again?
00:10:50In only two minutes?
00:10:53Told you.
00:10:54I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods.
00:10:58I can take you there.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:11:00Why don't we take care of his goods here first?
00:11:01I just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:07I'm not gonna help.
00:11:20Stay here.
00:11:21You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur?
00:11:38You again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to this tree.
00:11:45Stay back.
00:11:47I'm gonna stop.
00:11:47A bottle of water?
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08Shit.
00:12:09That was my only Molotov.
00:12:13Forty-five seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:19Oh, god damn it.
00:12:22Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I saved the gas from a wrecked car, just left to scare them off.
00:12:27What? So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:31Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground!
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur! You already have two of them, you gotta take her too!
00:12:38Post death in twenty seconds.
00:12:45Fuck. Why won't they back off?
00:12:55Arthur, you're dead. You hear me? I'm dead!
00:12:59This is not over. I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:14Come on, let's go! Go! Go!
00:13:22Thank you. You saved my life.
00:13:26Rescue mission complete. Partner count increased. Current total three. Affection metrics.
00:13:32Mary, fifteen.
00:13:34Karen, ten.
00:13:38Susan, ten.
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:45Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
00:13:48Spells affection levels increased.
00:13:50Rewards issued.
00:13:51Medicine.
00:13:52Ten units.
00:13:53Two MP5 submachine guns.
00:13:55Four clips of ammunition.
00:13:57Fifty rounds each.
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:14:00Two rifles?
00:14:01But guns are extinct.
00:14:03And now I've got two?
00:14:05Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex.
00:14:09Woohoo!
00:14:11Hey, let's move.
00:14:13It's not safe here.
00:14:14Cool.
00:14:24Uh, welcome to the Five Star Apocalypse Hotel.
00:14:28No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:14:34Hope you don't mind.
00:14:36You're kidding.
00:14:37How can this shoebox fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all.
00:14:42You saved us.
00:14:44It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit.
00:14:48It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:14:54You are...
00:14:56I'm Karen Linton.
00:14:58And this is my little sister.
00:15:00We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:15:03What?
00:15:04I'm Mary.
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:19I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:21Who?
00:15:22Country bumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:15:41Make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:46Alright.
00:15:48Damn.
00:15:49She really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great.
00:15:52He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no.
00:16:03Alright, we'll start with chicken soup.
00:16:05About half a gallon.
00:16:06I'm just gonna fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:24How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40What were you staring at?
00:16:54Nothing, just...
00:16:58I don't want you overdoing it.
00:17:00I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:41She's cute.
00:17:43I got it, okay?
00:17:44Let me help.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:18:18Damn.
00:18:20This system is...
00:18:23For real.
00:18:36I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:39Wow.
00:18:41She moves fast.
00:18:43Cute.
00:18:44But charm?
00:18:45That's my lane.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:54Oh!
00:18:56Oh no.
00:18:58I think I twisted my ankle.
00:18:59Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:01I don't think I can stand.
00:19:03I'm scared. Come try to stand.
00:19:05My legs feel really weak right now.
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:10You're so strong.
00:19:12Makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kinda looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:19Hi.
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:33I can keep you warm.
00:19:35Give you a massage.
00:19:41Maybe even...
00:19:43Why don't we make things a little more interesting and...
00:19:48See who Arthur chooses.
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:55Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No.
00:20:14No, nothing. It was just really...
00:20:16Odd in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels soon.
00:20:37So...
00:20:39It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This is delicious.
00:21:06This is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:13It's just...
00:21:15It's really hot in here.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:38Aw...
00:21:39Sorry.
00:21:44Susan what do you think you're doing just giving her husband a little massage
00:21:52You must be so exhausted after all that cooking. Maybe you need to lie down. I could help you relax
00:22:00great idea
00:22:02I'll help too
00:22:10If I don't make a move am I gonna get kicked out
00:22:30It's just a massage that's all
00:22:34You're facing the wall
00:22:36This is too good to be true
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:23:00Oh, yeah
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:07Okay, forget the massage. We need to find a bigger place like now
00:23:18All right, there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City
00:23:23Mary
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah
00:23:33I'm okay, though. I should probably stay home and rest, but you go on without me
00:23:41Okay, but if you hear a sound you lock the door and you stay quiet, all right?
00:23:52Okay
00:23:53Wait
00:23:56You're not gonna leave me, right?
00:24:02I'm gonna come right back. I won't abandon my girls
00:24:09Okay, babe. I'll wait for you
00:24:16Okay, babe
00:24:26I'll wait for you
00:24:29Okay
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now
00:24:32Three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us combine
00:24:36Yeah, then we take it
00:24:40All of it
00:24:53Arthur? You're back already?
00:24:56Arthur? You're back already?
00:24:56You're back already?
00:25:18Well, well, well
00:25:20Look at you
00:25:23You look a lot better than you did yesterday
00:25:38Good
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again
00:25:46Arthur, something's wrong
00:25:48Um
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary, Mary, Mary
00:25:55Arthur, there's a note over here
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance
00:26:11Judging by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them
00:26:13They must have teamed up with another group
00:26:15Those guys are animals
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it
00:26:19No, no
00:26:20No, Mary is alive
00:26:21Right? There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap
00:26:27They're gonna be waiting for us to walk right in
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here
00:26:42I'm going alone
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless
00:26:47You can't
00:26:47Hey
00:26:49Don't worry
00:26:51I'm gonna bring Mary back
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon
00:27:10Boss
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:16Ha ha ha ha
00:27:21Arthur was white
00:27:22Mary really is still alive
00:27:24He promised Arthur we'd stay home
00:27:25I don't trust him alone
00:27:27Plus my sister is in their hands
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp
00:28:20Well, well
00:28:22Look who's here
00:28:24And you even came alone
00:28:26Did you come here to die?
00:28:28Or to give us some food?
00:28:30He's here because he's pussy whipped
00:28:33Look at him
00:28:35Horny
00:28:36Fucking
00:28:37Dog
00:28:38Did you bring the stuff or not?
00:28:41I sure did
00:28:44Arthur, don't do this for me
00:28:45I'm not worth it
00:28:47Shut up
00:28:48This isn't your time to talk
00:28:51Don't worry, Mary
00:28:52I will get you out of here
00:29:07So we can go hunting
00:29:09I know a spot
00:29:10Now it's kind of isolated
00:29:11A little bit far away
00:29:12But I think
00:29:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, Tony
00:29:17We good?
00:29:19What?
00:29:20I gave you the goods
00:29:21You gave me the girl
00:29:22That was the deal, right?
00:29:35So you chose the hard way
00:29:41I gave you the supplies
00:29:44Now you let Mary go
00:29:45Anyone here see this idiot
00:29:47Hand me anything?
00:29:49Nope
00:29:49I've never seen him before in my life
00:29:52You heard him
00:29:53Now beat it
00:29:55Come on, guys
00:29:57Let's be fair
00:30:03Surround him
00:30:04Surround him
00:30:13He is surrounded
00:30:15We have to help him
00:30:16Are you crazy?
00:30:18Look how many people there are
00:30:23Oh, okay
00:30:25All right, all right, all right
00:30:27I see what's going on here
00:30:28I know what you guys are gonna do
00:30:29Be smart
00:30:31Get the fuck out
00:30:41I gave you a chance
00:30:43Do you have a chance
00:30:59CRASH characteristics
00:31:01Fuck
00:31:02Rio guns
00:31:03He's got real guns
00:31:10No way
00:31:13A gun? A real fucking gun?
00:31:15How the fuck did he get a real gun?
00:31:16There are more of us. He can't have that many rounds.
00:31:19Yeah, yeah. With all the shots you fire,
00:31:21you're probably burning through half a mag already.
00:31:22Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got.
00:31:24We rush him together.
00:31:26The first one to kill him
00:31:28gets his supplies and his girls.
00:31:51Come on!
00:31:54Keep betting your lives on my bullets.
00:32:03Don't move!
00:32:06We're not done yet.
00:32:14Look, I'm sorry.
00:32:16Okay? I have nothing
00:32:18to do with this.
00:32:19It's all his fault.
00:32:22He's lying.
00:32:23I didn't do anything.
00:32:25Tony took your girls. He stole your supplies.
00:32:28Don't shoot me.
00:32:30Don't shoot me.
00:32:32We can talk this out.
00:33:07I thought I was never going to see you again.
00:33:09I told you I'd come back.
00:33:12Oh, my God.
00:33:13Hey, what are you doing here?
00:33:14I told you guys to stay home.
00:33:16We were so worried about you.
00:33:18I was so scared I thought you were going to die.
00:33:20Oh, really?
00:33:21That's not what you were saying a second ago.
00:33:23How was I supposed to know
00:33:24my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:27God, that was so hard.
00:33:37Vow's affection levels increased.
00:33:42My husband is a badass.
00:33:43Rewards delivered to residents.
00:33:45Purified water.
00:33:4620 liters.
00:33:47Canned meat.
00:33:4820 units.
00:33:49Milk.
00:33:5020 cartons.
00:33:54Come on.
00:33:55Let's go home.
00:34:01As for you guys...
00:34:04I know I'm us out of love.
00:34:06Come here.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:11Don't kill me. Please.
00:34:15We'll give you back everything.
00:34:16Shut up.
00:34:19On your knees.
00:34:22Arthur, man, please.
00:34:26Please don't kill us, man.
00:34:27We were classmates, right?
00:34:32We'll work for you.
00:34:33Hands on the ground.
00:34:54You remember this.
00:34:56If you ever come near my wives again,
00:35:01I'll shoot you in the school.
00:35:04Get out of here.
00:35:05Now!
00:35:16Ladies!
00:35:17Let's have a feast tonight.
00:35:19At our new home.
00:35:22Let's have a feast.
00:35:28Affection Metrics.
00:35:30Mary.
00:35:3130.
00:35:32Karen.
00:35:3315.
00:35:35Susan.
00:35:3525.
00:35:36Human Civilization Continuation Progress.
00:35:3933%.
00:35:40Civilization.
00:35:43Continuation?
00:35:45Primary Objective.
00:35:46Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization.
00:35:51What happens when it reaches 100%?
00:35:54Bet you I brought you a clean towel.
00:35:57I'll just leave you here.
00:35:58Okay.
00:35:59Okay.
00:36:00Thanks.
00:36:08Oh.
00:36:34What are you doing?
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Arthur.
00:36:39You saved me.
00:36:41You saved me.
00:36:42You fed me.
00:36:43You gave me shelter.
00:36:44You risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:55And...
00:36:57I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary.
00:37:02I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking.
00:37:09And I'm gonna regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:17I choose you.
00:37:18I don't want you.
00:37:19I am the thrill.
00:37:23You wrap around your finger.
00:37:26You feel like a tiger.
00:37:29You need to tame.
00:37:32Hungry for your body.
00:37:34Ready for your game.
00:37:37You take the rest of me.
00:37:40Yes, you do.
00:37:43You take the rest of me.
00:37:46You get it, I'm gone.
00:37:50You take the rest of me.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:55Seems like my husband hasn't been able to remind anyone.
00:38:00It's been a long week.
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:07You take the rest of me.
00:38:08I'm begging for your time.
00:38:11Please.
00:38:12I can feel the hand on my back.
00:38:15I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:38:19And the taste of your mouth.
00:38:21Makes me feel alive.
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body.
00:38:28Ready for your game.
00:38:31You take the rest of me.
00:38:36You take the rest of me.
00:38:39You get it, I'm gone.
00:38:41You get it, I'm gone.
00:38:43You take the rest of me.
00:38:46Yes, you do.
00:38:53You take the rest of me.
00:38:55Baby.
00:38:56Don't stop.
00:38:58Please.
00:38:59Unbelievable.
00:39:01She actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur.
00:39:07I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:11Hold me tighter.
00:39:13You're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh my god.
00:39:19Oh.
00:39:23Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex too.
00:39:27Oh my god.
00:39:28I want a man.
00:39:35Arthur.
00:39:38Arthur.
00:39:41You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur
00:39:45took down your whole gang alone.
00:39:47And you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s.
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:54Enough!
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been corpses.
00:39:59Riddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:02Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed
00:40:05to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay.
00:40:08Best we can manage.
00:40:10Forty-three percent alcohol.
00:40:16You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:19Hmm.
00:40:20Not bad.
00:40:21Forty-three percent, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27We'd tell you we'll love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the queen,
00:40:36I will bring her men and go kill him myself.
00:40:39No.
00:40:39Heh heh heh.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline.
00:40:55Twenty liters.
00:40:57Micro generators.
00:40:58Three units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:00Thirty liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:02Thirty cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:05Thirty.
00:41:05Increased to fifty.
00:41:07Susan.
00:41:07Thirty-five.
00:41:08And Karen.
00:41:09Fifteen.
00:41:10Increased to sixty.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:19Karen?
00:41:21Oh no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm- I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm- I'm gonna go change and I'll come back up.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:57Whew.
00:41:58That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:12What is this?
00:42:22I don't know.
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:30I knew something was off.
00:42:32A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's got to be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:06In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:15Now this, this is the real gold of our era.
00:43:50The real gold of our era?
00:43:52They're all premium whiskeys.
00:43:54Fifty years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:14Let's celebrate.
00:44:17Let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers!
00:44:22And...
00:44:28Go!
00:44:31Go!
00:44:31Go!
00:44:31Go!
00:44:33Go!
00:44:34Go!
00:44:39Go!
00:44:41Go!
00:44:42Go!
00:44:51Go!
00:44:54Go!
00:44:56Go!
00:44:58Go!
00:45:00Go!
00:45:02Go!
00:45:04Go!
00:45:05Go!
00:45:05Go!
00:45:06Go!
00:45:06Go!
00:45:06Go!
00:45:08Go!
00:45:08Go!
00:45:10ARGH!!
00:45:12ARGH!!
00:45:13Karin! Karin, are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:17A man!
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me
00:45:21NOW!
00:45:27Hey, Karin, calm down.
00:45:30Karin, calm down!
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45:33ARGH!!
00:45:38ARGH!!
00:45:40Oh, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, she's okay, she just knocked out, what happened?
00:45:53I don't know, she was drunk, she tried to force herself on me or something, no, no,
00:45:59she wasn't trying to hurt you, it's the mutation, mutation, when the nuclear strike hit, she
00:46:06shielded me with her body, she took the blast head on, the fallout left her with a side
00:46:11effect she can't control, an unstable libido, sometimes it spikes, violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her, tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss, and before
00:46:37the war she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right, let's get Karen settled, and after that, I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:05It looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Would you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:17Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so, does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:31Arthur, that's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay, I'll be right back.
00:48:29So...
00:48:32I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5150 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:48:59You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08It's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that lost his tongue
00:49:18because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:28Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:35You know,
00:49:38you might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my footrest.
00:49:47You.
00:49:49Go try it.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:08I'll try it out.
00:50:14This better be real
00:50:16or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:30That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:33I'll try it out.
00:50:35I'll try it out.
00:50:37Don't drink it.
00:50:44I'll try it out.
00:50:47I'll try it out.
00:50:50I'll try it out.
00:50:55You don't have to be a fan of your trash.
00:51:03or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:18Arthur, didn't I tell you when you are being bullied,
00:51:23you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:51:26But instead, you snitched on me to the deep.
00:51:30And now I'm suspended.
00:51:31You happy now?
00:51:33You piece of shit.
00:51:35You're all gonna pay for this.
00:51:41Arthur.
00:51:47Remember the space of yours.
00:51:50You're stuck with it for the rest of your life.
00:51:52Oh, my God.
00:51:59That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:08We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:12It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew them?
00:52:14You're all in your room?
00:52:18Guys, guys.
00:52:20Queen Tilt, I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that's about to expire.
00:52:24So, I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good.
00:52:54Strong.
00:52:56Before the war, this wouldn't even pass.
00:52:59It's just as premium.
00:53:03But now, it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:12And as for this fraud, since we're classmates, we could give him a quick, less painful death.
00:53:24And you.
00:53:26How can you decide?
00:53:27You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29Wee Tilly, why bother?
00:53:30I mean, just look at it.
00:53:32Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit you dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41Wee Tilly, why bother?
00:53:41Enough.
00:53:43Fine.
00:53:45We'll do this properly.
00:53:48But he can drink it.
00:53:51I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:02Good boy.
00:54:21This is insane.
00:54:25It's a gift from God.
00:54:29He's not drinking it.
00:54:30Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:35What the hell?
00:54:36This guy can actually make booze?
00:54:38I have no idea.
00:54:39I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us, so yeah, maybe.
00:54:45I approve whiskey.
00:54:53Burns.
00:55:00Oh!
00:55:06Blue flame.
00:55:08That only happens with the hyperflicker.
00:55:11I want your whiskey.
00:55:12All of it.
00:55:13Everything that you have.
00:55:15Let me taste it.
00:55:16Sure.
00:55:16But I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:22Deal.
00:55:26Oh, yeah.
00:55:28Oh, that's it.
00:55:29I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:32Queen Tilly.
00:55:34Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:42Yeah, we should.
00:55:45Beat it.
00:55:46All three of you.
00:55:48And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:50Arthur, please.
00:55:51Just give us.
00:55:52Do us a favor.
00:55:53Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please.
00:55:55A little bit.
00:55:56We'll do anything you want.
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:02Anything.
00:56:05Okay.
00:56:06We'll do anything you want.
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss.
00:56:11Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:56:13We've known each other since school.
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, we did.
00:56:16And look where that got you.
00:56:18Are you serious right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly, I think it's time to send them out.
00:56:29Don't you fucking touch me.
00:56:30Hey!
00:56:32This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it.
00:56:35I will, I swear!
00:56:36A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:40I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline, I'd like to start a business in the wasteland with your approval.
00:56:51Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:54Call me Tilly, and whatever business you run, I take 80%.
00:57:0180?
00:57:02Oh, come on, that's insane.
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:06Well, there is one way that we can waive it.
00:57:10And what might that be?
00:57:16Be my husband.
00:57:25Plenty of toys here.
00:57:28Pick one.
00:57:30We have time.
00:57:33Oh, uh...
00:57:40Um, you know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:45I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:50I want to try something different today.
00:57:54I'll be the masochist.
00:57:57And you be the sadist.
00:58:03No need to run.
00:58:06No need to hide.
00:58:11Eyes on this young.
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:19Rescue required.
00:58:21Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:58:24Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:28Oh.
00:58:38Here.
00:58:40Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City, no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:51All right, I'll, uh, contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bars.
00:58:57Hmm.
00:58:58No need.
00:58:59I'll come myself.
00:59:01With my people.
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives.
00:59:06I want to meet them.
00:59:09Let's see what kind of women, besides me, keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered.
00:59:23Reward issued.
00:59:24Anti-radiation serum.
00:59:26Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:29And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:34Immediate treatment required.
00:59:36The devil in disguise.
00:59:47Karen, hold on.
00:59:58Karen, hold on.
01:00:02Come here.
01:00:03Karen, let her go.
01:00:07Karen, help me.
01:00:12I'm dead.
01:00:14I'm dead.
01:00:14I'm dead.
01:00:19None of you are men.
01:00:22Fuck off.
01:00:35Karen stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode, she's lost control!
01:01:01Karen stop!
01:01:03Karen stop!
01:01:05Karen stop!
01:01:07Karen!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could?
01:01:16Look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:39Oh my god!
01:01:42Hey!
01:01:43Karen!
01:01:44Karen!
01:01:45She's operating!
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What?
01:01:49Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50No!
01:01:51Come on!
01:01:52Warning!
01:01:54Spouse life signal critical!
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed, post death protocol will initiate!
01:02:00No!
01:02:02Karen!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:04Come on!
01:02:04Come on Karen!
01:02:05Stay with me!
01:02:05Come on!
01:02:06Come on!
01:02:06Stay with me!
01:02:07Come on Karen!
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:14Karen wake up!
01:02:16Spouse life status!
01:02:18Karen!
01:02:190%!
01:02:20Post death!
01:02:21In 10 seconds!
01:02:22Uh!
01:02:23Midbox!
01:02:23Midbox!
01:02:24Come on Karen!
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:27I'm out of options!
01:02:29Please let this work!
01:02:30Karen!
01:02:31Come on Karen!
01:02:32I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:34Stay with me!
01:02:36Karen!
01:02:44No!
01:02:46I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:49Come on Karen!
01:03:02No!
01:03:05No!
01:03:06No!
01:03:07I'm okay! You're okay! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
01:03:13Griffin! I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:22I'm okay.
01:03:23I'm okay.
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's... it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation. It actually worked.
01:03:45Sproul's affection levels increased. Rewards issued. Formal dresses. Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey. Barrel aged. Free samples.
01:04:15Oh, my God. Where did you get a gun?
01:04:19Free samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out. One sample for a person.
01:04:36This is everything I have. Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Let's get rocks!
01:04:50Go, no! I grabbed it first!
01:04:52Go! I grabbed it first!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste...
01:05:09Line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:27Used to be Special Forces. Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:34I'll be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that, I'll lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10As for you guys.
01:06:13I need salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:07:26He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Counts on, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe.
01:08:22We should shower.
01:08:24Together.
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey.
01:08:33Me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:37You.
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us...
01:08:50Saves water.
01:09:06Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:20We're doing Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:32So, what's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City?
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:10:00How dare you call her by her first name.
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So, I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson.
01:10:30The goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:39First of all, and second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you.
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got ten minutes to come up with a hundred barrels.
01:11:04You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is going to be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the queen first?
01:11:27I'm not going to.
01:11:28I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:11:31The queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Right, right.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now, or I'm going to have my
01:12:24horny boys back here fuck up your cheap sluts, and I'm going to make you watch.
01:12:32All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilley.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:51Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous to think as women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose, but remember this, anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:09All right, you got three seconds to decide.
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy, or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilley.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:46you're still worthless.
01:13:50Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:14:02or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:12That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous.
01:14:16Do that, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:22Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:25Why doesn't her husband just shoot him?
01:14:28It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilley gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:15So, you made up your mind yet?
01:15:17You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously he's setting the chance.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off!
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate!
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:15:40Get him!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Till he gets to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:16:05Miss me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Till he gets to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up!
01:16:44Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right.
01:16:51I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He's dead, I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's dead!
01:17:07Mr. Ross is scared out of his thighs!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little whittle toy.
01:17:33Oh, sad face.
01:17:37Now, I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:46I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:53I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the plates!
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:10People, what are you doing?
01:18:17Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:18:21Most feet ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:37I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:51You.
01:18:52Hey, hey, you.
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls.
01:19:00I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Got it!
01:19:04Fucking killer!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly, you're just in time.
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Like, Jack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:52Oh, you're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:56It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, shut your mouth.
01:19:59You don't speak to the Queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:08We did.
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:10We saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap.
01:20:13That's right.
01:20:15And this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:19His wife.
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly...
01:20:25Whoa, hey.
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually...
01:20:38Actually...
01:20:41Holy...
01:20:43Queen...
01:20:43Queen Tilly, he...
01:20:45He's just trash.
01:20:47Uh, literally, a scavenger.
01:20:53He is my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:56And those bottles were made for me by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:03What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:24It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up.
01:21:28Come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:43You said...
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know...
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I, uh, I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arthur, please save me.
01:21:59I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:04I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:08Horace, throw him out.
01:22:11Left.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:22:24No!
01:22:25No!
01:22:25You don't understand!
01:22:27No!
01:22:28Get up!
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:37Come on.
01:22:54Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off!
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:34I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:56What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:02Surprise, motherfucker!
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:10Found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:32We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:36Woo!
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing.
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm going to make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur.
01:24:49What about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are going to make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur.
01:25:10Come out.
01:25:10I know you're in the head, bring your bitches with you.
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor.
01:25:18You're surrounded.
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit.
01:25:22Come on.
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day.
01:25:45I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it.
01:25:48But get to the basement now.
01:25:49No.
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes.
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes.
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement.
01:26:18Tilly, there are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now.
01:26:25Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:46We're at least together.
01:26:53Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:02Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG, 10.
01:27:04MP5, 1.
01:27:06Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:11Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and blow straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay.
01:27:28Okay.
01:27:28You got me.
01:27:29I surrender.
01:27:31Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here.
01:27:36Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine.
01:27:40But guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:47All right.
01:27:49You come out nice and slow.
01:27:52No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker!
01:28:05Oh, shit!
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:27So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:31Say these.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling.
01:28:40Don't forget.
01:28:42You're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey.
01:28:48Why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:51All right, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your Majesty.
01:28:58Detecting children.
01:29:00Human civilization progress.
01:29:0260%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:05You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:29:07Can't.
01:29:07Can't.
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