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00:00:00Leona Sherwood come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you
00:00:04seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her bring the girl and the wand to me or I
00:00:09am going to sell your little sister off this is your last weekend of freedom I'm
00:00:14gonna have some fun you sure about this marriage thing now where is my wand it's
00:00:21complicated he's been lying this whole time I need to tell her the truth you're
00:00:27the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone I can get it back no
00:00:31we're both gonna go get it I can't trust him but my gut tells me this time it
00:00:38might be different end of the line which is
00:00:41you'd rather die but let you take the whole life get away from her
00:00:49Eric now you're free I don't want to be with me
00:00:54I want to be with you
00:01:23Jesus
00:01:24Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that, please?
00:01:29Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:01:32Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:01:43See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:01:46Still safe and sound.
00:01:48You should be more careful.
00:01:49The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:01:54Yeah.
00:01:55And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:02:01But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:02:06Yeah.
00:02:08Less is an evil Svensson, right?
00:02:10The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:02:14Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:02:18I know.
00:02:20Sorry.
00:02:21You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona, and you can't reach your full potential
00:02:27until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:02:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:02:35What?
00:02:36Mom, no, please don't.
00:02:38Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:02:43Mom, please.
00:02:47Don't worry, Mom.
00:02:49I'm the responsible daughter.
00:02:51Remember?
00:02:55Oh.
00:02:59Okay, Leona Sherwood, this is your last weekend of freedom.
00:03:07For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:03:12I'm going to have some fun.
00:03:27That will be $25.
00:03:30I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:03:34Right.
00:03:36It's on the house.
00:03:55There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:04:03Where the hell are you?
00:04:04I mean, Vegas, like I said, it would be old, man.
00:04:07Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:04:10Remember your mission.
00:04:12Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her,
00:04:14and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our debts.
00:04:18You mean your debts.
00:04:19Quiet.
00:04:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:04:23You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:04:26Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl, like I told you,
00:04:30I am going to sell your little sister off to Old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:04:36Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:04:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:04:42Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:04:45Do you understand?
00:04:46Yeah.
00:04:48I understand.
00:04:48Good that you keep practicing.
00:04:52You sound god-awful.
00:04:55Heartless fucking bastard.
00:05:11It's two of us.
00:05:13You're saying you don't remember me.
00:05:15Who remembers shipping it as dumb teams anyways?
00:05:17No way.
00:05:19Totally.
00:05:19I love that show.
00:05:21I watched it in one sitting at, like, 2 a.m.
00:05:23This is one of my favorites.
00:05:25It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves,
00:05:27but I think it's one of the best ones.
00:05:29Really?
00:05:30I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:05:35Looks can be deceiving.
00:05:41The wand of light.
00:05:43So it does exist.
00:05:45Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:05:47It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:05:51Why not?
00:05:52We're witches.
00:05:53Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:05:55Why can't true love?
00:05:58I am Lili, by the way.
00:06:01Lili Collins.
00:06:05Eric Phillips.
00:06:07Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:06:09Damn.
00:06:10He's hot.
00:06:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:06:12I deserve a little fun.
00:06:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:06:16I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:06:18Maybe I'll see you there.
00:06:20Maybe.
00:06:39Okay, Swinson.
00:06:40Don't fuck this up.
00:06:54Eric, motherfucking Swinson.
00:06:57Excuse me?
00:06:58You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:07:01And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:07:04I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:07:06Don't gaslight me, Swinson.
00:07:08I know exactly who you are.
00:07:24You know who she is?
00:07:26I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:07:40You nervous?
00:07:41Not at all.
00:07:44You can always vote, you know.
00:07:46I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:07:50Not a chance.
00:07:52I'm here to win.
00:07:54You sure?
00:07:55Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:59Oh, I am very focused.
00:08:04Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:08:09You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:08:10I call.
00:08:12Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:08:15But don't worry.
00:08:16I'll let you go another round.
00:08:18Once I beat you.
00:08:20Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:08:26Eric?
00:08:46I've wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:08:50Eric, everyone can see.
00:08:53Do you want me to stop?
00:09:09Let him watch.
00:09:12Give him a show.
00:09:25Wait, please don't stop.
00:09:27Use your words.
00:09:30Tell me what you want.
00:09:31I want your tongue inside me.
00:09:34Please.
00:09:35That's a good girl.
00:09:42You're right.
00:09:45Wait.
00:09:46Wait.
00:09:47I think I'm gonna...
00:09:49Was that some kind of vision?
00:09:54No.
00:09:55That was from him.
00:10:05Lucky son of a bitch.
00:10:07Beginner Lux.
00:10:08Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:10:11No can do.
00:10:12I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:10:20Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:10:27It is Vegas.
00:10:29Isn't that part of the fun?
00:10:42You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:10:49Hmm.
00:10:50It's very distracting.
00:10:53Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:58I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:11:10Eric, there are people.
00:11:11And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:11:17I should stop.
00:11:18This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:11:20You know, you were right before.
00:11:22I'm not who I say I am.
00:11:24And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:11:28But I am...
00:11:29Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:11:32For once in my life, I...
00:11:35I just want to forget about everything.
00:11:38Just live in the moment.
00:11:40And I think you...
00:11:43can help me do that.
00:11:51Remove the camouflage.
00:11:53I want you to see you.
00:11:55The real you.
00:11:58But then you'll know who I am.
00:12:00I already know who you are.
00:12:02The real you.
00:12:05Wants to let go.
00:12:11No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:12:13He really wants me.
00:12:16The real me.
00:12:17Fuck.
00:12:19You are gorgeous.
00:12:23I want you, Eric.
00:12:26I need you.
00:12:31Spread your legs for me.
00:12:36Keep your eyes open.
00:12:39I want you to watch yourself come
00:12:43all over my fingers.
00:12:48Keep your eyes open.
00:12:55I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:57They can't if you stay quiet.
00:12:59Keep your eyes open
00:13:01or I'll stop.
00:13:06That's a good girl.
00:13:08Look down at my hand.
00:13:14Oh my god.
00:13:16They hurt me.
00:13:16I can't.
00:13:18Just relax.
00:13:20I can't, Eric.
00:13:23It's okay.
00:13:24Don't think.
00:13:26Just tell.
00:13:28Tell me anything.
00:13:30So good.
00:13:32But I need more, Eric.
00:13:37You feel so good.
00:13:39I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:13:44So I'm going to make you come.
00:13:46I'll reach you there.
00:13:48I'm going to go down
00:13:50and I want you to scream my name in it, come.
00:13:53Five.
00:13:55Four.
00:13:57Three.
00:13:59Two.
00:14:23I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:14:26in front of other people.
00:14:28I think this is your floor.
00:14:36I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:14:37at eight o'clock
00:14:40if you decide that you want one.
00:14:42See you there.
00:14:53How does he know what floor I was on?
00:15:00So you've told me all about your wild sister
00:15:03and the things that she's done.
00:15:04Mm-hmm.
00:15:05What about you?
00:15:09I'm the responsible sister.
00:15:12The boring one, if you will.
00:15:15And I do what I'm supposed to do
00:15:16with all the rules and all that good stuff.
00:15:20I don't believe you.
00:15:21I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:15:24Oh, come on.
00:15:27Come on.
00:15:28It's Vegas.
00:15:30Let me be your bad influence.
00:15:31Just for tonight.
00:15:35So, any bad ideas?
00:15:41Just one.
00:15:48What are you doing?
00:15:50Mm-hmm.
00:16:06No games.
00:16:07Just fuck me already.
00:16:09I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:16:11Consider me wooed.
00:16:12Then we could take it slow?
00:16:14Your lips say one thing.
00:16:16But your body says something else.
00:16:29Oh, my God.
00:16:31Shit.
00:16:33I almost lost my cool.
00:16:34I gotta remember the plan.
00:16:38Oh, my God.
00:16:40I can't believe I just did that.
00:16:41That was so embarrassing.
00:16:42This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:16:44That was way too much.
00:16:46Hey.
00:16:46You're never too much.
00:16:48You don't understand, Eric.
00:16:50Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:16:53Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:55Tonight's about you.
00:16:56Remember?
00:16:57Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:17:00Do something that you want to do.
00:17:02Something no one would expect.
00:17:04Maybe he's right.
00:17:06I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:17:12For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:17:16She spotted the chapel.
00:17:19Just like I planned.
00:17:23So are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:17:26It's only temporary.
00:17:28Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:17:29The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:17:33So, are you ready for a homie matrimony?
00:17:36I'm ready if you're ready.
00:17:38Ah!
00:17:39Come on!
00:17:43Let's go!
00:17:48You nervous?
00:17:52Just, never been married before.
00:18:00Uh, it's my sister.
00:18:02I need to take this.
00:18:03Oh, yeah.
00:18:03Take your time.
00:18:05Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:18:07Hey, mama.
00:18:08Let's get some flowers for you.
00:18:08Come on.
00:18:09Let's do it.
00:18:11You need to come home.
00:18:12Now.
00:18:13I can't.
00:18:14Secret.
00:18:14Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:18:16He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:18:19He looks at me weird.
00:18:21It really freaks me out.
00:18:22You were my big brother, E.
00:18:24I need you.
00:18:25Here.
00:18:25Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:18:27But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:18:31Okay?
00:18:34Hey.
00:18:37Is everything okay?
00:18:39Yeah.
00:18:41Yeah, it's fine.
00:18:44You, uh, you sure about this?
00:18:48It's only temporary.
00:18:50Come on.
00:18:50We'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:56Let's go.
00:19:11Right.
00:19:12Right.
00:19:12Only temporary.
00:19:14Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:19:20But she doesn't know that.
00:19:21And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:19:25Is your sister okay?
00:19:27Is something wrong?
00:19:29Nothing's wrong.
00:19:31We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:19:34What could possibly be wrong?
00:19:37All right.
00:19:37You ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:19:41Let's get this show started.
00:19:42Woo!
00:19:43Woo!
00:19:44Woo!
00:19:45Woo!
00:20:10This is it.
00:20:11I have the Wand of Light.
00:20:14The most powerful object in the world.
00:20:16If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:20:21Set Sigrid and I free.
00:20:28But I already betrayed her once.
00:21:02I have to go.
00:21:12I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:21:15Be back soon.
00:21:25It's only temporary.
00:21:27Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:21:28The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:21:32Hmm, that's weird.
00:21:34The mark should have worn off by now.
00:21:44So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:21:50No, it's...
00:21:52complicated.
00:21:53Complicated?
00:21:55Or distracted?
00:21:56You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:21:59and bind her power to this family.
00:22:01Not to play house.
00:22:03You're a Svensson.
00:22:05Act like one.
00:22:06Eric is...
00:22:07a Svensson?
00:22:09I married my family's worst enemy?
00:22:11I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:22:14Then stop hesitating.
00:22:16If the rumors about the wand of light are true,
00:22:18we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:22:21So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:22:23and then bring her to me!
00:22:42I don't need you to tell her the truth.
00:22:49I don't need you to tell her the truth.
00:22:55I don't need you to tell her the truth.
00:22:56You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:57You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:59That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:23:02Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:23:04Why before?
00:23:04Before you decided to mess with me?
00:23:06Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:23:09I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:23:11I'm trying to save mine.
00:23:12I know all about you, Svensons.
00:23:15All you do is lie and cheat and steal
00:23:18to get whatever you fucking want.
00:23:20I should have caught it at the poker table,
00:23:22but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:23:25The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade.
00:23:28Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:23:30The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:23:32Not that part.
00:23:34Not with you.
00:23:35It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:23:37You will never, ever get the wand.
00:23:41Lili, wait.
00:23:44When this fades, Eric,
00:23:46I will never have to see you again.
00:24:01So, that didn't happen.
00:24:04My older sister Effie told me
00:24:06that the mark would fade a week later.
00:24:09Then a month went by,
00:24:12then, well.
00:24:17See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:24:20It's all fun and games,
00:24:21so there's a full moon.
00:24:23Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:24:29Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:24:36Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:24:44I tried calling,
00:24:46I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing.
00:24:50I tried calling, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:25:04Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:25:08Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:25:46Who are you?
00:25:47What do you want with the wand of light?
00:25:50Nothing.
00:25:51I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring them that wand.
00:25:56Payday?
00:25:57Payday?
00:25:57Someone sent you?
00:25:59Who?
00:26:00I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:26:02Sorry, sweetie.
00:26:05Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:26:21Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:26:23You're in over your head.
00:26:26I'd rather die than let you take the wand.
00:26:31Suit yourself.
00:26:44What the fuck?
00:26:46What the fuck?
00:26:48What the fuck?
00:26:57What the fuck?
00:26:59Get off me.
00:27:01She has to walk.
00:27:03I got the wand. I'll get the rest later
00:27:11You are the reason I lost the wand who are you?
00:27:20The hand fast mark
00:27:25Hello wife, miss me?
00:27:30What are you doing here?
00:27:32Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you're
00:27:37more into bondage
00:27:38I didn't know you were so kinky. Shut up!
00:27:44Look, you should be thanking me. I did just save your life. Thanking you?
00:27:47You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone. How did you even find me?
00:27:54Wait a minute
00:27:55You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:59Maybe
00:28:00Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:28:05Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:28:10here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:28:15Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:28:16Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spent schemes!
00:28:20I-I just-I need it, okay? It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:28:27Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:28:32hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder. Whoever controls the wand has the power to take
00:28:37over the world. Or worse.
00:28:38No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:28:41I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:28:43It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:28:50I can get it back!
00:28:53Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:58I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:29:01the divorce spell.
00:29:03Please, Lili, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:29:07I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:29:11But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:29:21No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:29:24It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:29:30the wrong hands.
00:29:31And you really think after Vegas I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:29:36the entire world?
00:29:39Fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lili.
00:29:42God, I hate when you call me that.
00:29:45Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:50Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:52Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:58You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:30:03Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:30:07We'll see.
00:30:12Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:30:17That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find a wand inside that circle.
00:30:21Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay? It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or
00:30:27four days.
00:30:27Well, lucky for you. I already packed your bags. Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:30:39I'll show this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Vincent. We will do the divorce
00:30:44spell.
00:30:45Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:31:04You imagined a car here?
00:31:06This isn't just any car.
00:31:14This is Bessie.
00:31:16You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world? In a car without a
00:31:22roof?
00:31:24I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself. If you trust me not to run away.
00:31:34Hmm. I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin. I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:31:42Then your chariot awaits. Wife.
00:32:04We've been driving all day and she hasn't said a single word.
00:32:19You're Svensson. You don't play house with shareholders.
00:32:22Wait, why are we turning? We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:32:27That circle is getting further and further away. Plus, it's getting dark. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:32:33Why don't you just let me drive?
00:32:34Because you haven't slept either. Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:32:39What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:32:42No, I mean literally no one else can drive Bessie.
00:32:45My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions. Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:52The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:54Your family has issues.
00:32:56Finally. Something we can agree on.
00:32:59Was this your plan all along?
00:33:01Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the
00:33:06divorce?
00:33:06Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:33:10Yeah, okay.
00:33:24You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do not
00:33:29even want to imagine the hex I'm gonna put on you.
00:33:36I promise, no funny business. Peaky promise.
00:34:01Good night to you two.
00:34:16In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:34:22Yeah. Seagrid. She didn't ask to be a Svensson. She's different than us.
00:34:30Better.
00:34:33Not like you?
00:34:35No.
00:34:37Not like me.
00:34:38But you already know that.
00:35:01That's all.
00:35:15Maybe not that you're afraid to go wrong.
00:35:15Yeah, I can't take that far, right?
00:35:19That's all.
00:35:22You have to see the meter, right?
00:35:23That's aopic.
00:35:23Look at you.
00:35:24I can't hide it.
00:35:25I can't take that over.
00:35:30You just have to see it.
00:35:30If you are here, you're gonna find it.
00:35:30good morning wife I told you not to call me
00:35:51you were saying something what how did you know I was awake the husband always knows
00:36:09well if you don't mind I'm gonna shower no peaking
00:36:19cross my heart hope to die
00:36:30I need to get a grip some washboard ads and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for
00:36:35him
00:36:37I just need this one time to take the edge off
00:36:49I remember he touched me like this in Vegas
00:37:05look I'm so close
00:37:12that's it Lily
00:37:14be a good girl
00:37:17and go for me
00:37:25are you ready
00:37:44you said that you wouldn't look
00:37:48I don't need to look to know what you were doing while thinking about me
00:37:53God you are so full of yourself
00:37:56do I know what I heard
00:37:58say another word and I'll turn you into a frog
00:38:03were you thinking about that time in Vegas
00:38:08where I ate you out in the shower
00:38:10you came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs
00:38:15I think about those times a lot
00:38:19yeah well I don't think about them at all
00:38:45you still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet
00:38:49it's on a need to know basis
00:38:50oh don't you think I need to know
00:38:54I am your wife after all
00:38:57oh now you remember you're my wife
00:38:59funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you
00:39:01I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas
00:39:05so all I am is a mistake
00:39:06if I remember right
00:39:08you're the one that suggested that we get handfast married
00:39:10obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies
00:39:15duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family
00:39:18but in mine it's huge
00:39:20see there you go again
00:39:22always worried about what your family wants
00:39:24it's never about what you want
00:39:25I follow the rules because I have to Eric
00:39:29if I don't I end up in situations like this
00:39:31did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair
00:39:35that maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit
00:39:38you ever think of that
00:39:40spoken like a true Spinson
00:39:42well you're a Spinson too sweetheart
00:39:44not much longer I can tell you that
00:40:05I'm gonna get some coffee
00:40:06it's getting dark
00:40:08you really think you should be alone
00:40:09so now that we're married
00:40:10you think you have to babysit me too
00:40:16fine just don't take too long
00:40:21you got her in the car or what
00:40:24who
00:40:24don't play dumb with me boy
00:40:26the little Sherwood witch you married
00:40:29forgot to tell me about
00:40:32you thought I wouldn't find out huh
00:40:34you did a good job of hiding it
00:40:35I'll give you that maybe you are my son after all
00:40:39huh
00:40:39what's the endgame here you said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your
00:40:44debts
00:40:44what does she have to do with it
00:40:45because I'm not an idiot like you
00:40:48I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family
00:40:52when I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law
00:40:57and then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world
00:41:01so you just want to use her
00:41:03like you use mom
00:41:04like you're using your own daughter
00:41:06this is not a request
00:41:08boy
00:41:09bring the girl and the wand to me
00:41:11or you will be stripped of your name
00:41:13your magic everything
00:41:15and your sister
00:41:16she'll be the one paying the price
00:41:17for your mistakes
00:41:29this isn't right the trail should still be here
00:41:33would you like some coffee miss Sherwood?
00:41:35yeah thank you
00:41:36wait how did you know my
00:41:39you
00:41:43but the map said that
00:41:45that's cute
00:41:46you think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:54that wand is mine
00:41:59not anymore it's not
00:42:00and sadly my employers need your powers too
00:42:04employer?
00:42:06hold still
00:42:08this will only hurt a bit
00:42:10no stop
00:42:11stop
00:42:18get away from her
00:42:24Eric the wand
00:42:38my magic
00:42:40she took half of my magic
00:42:41Eric
00:42:42you're okay
00:42:42I got you
00:42:45you're okay
00:42:47I don't understand
00:42:49the map said that the wand was miles away
00:42:52what did she want with my powers?
00:42:54thief must have found some way to bypass the track
00:42:56I can smell
00:42:57she can't about far
00:42:58won't find her
00:42:59lay load for now
00:43:00Eric stop the car
00:43:01I can't breathe
00:43:04okay
00:43:13hey
00:43:14hey
00:43:14look at me
00:43:15look at me
00:43:16you're okay
00:43:16you're okay
00:43:17just breathe
00:43:18I got you
00:43:20you're safe
00:43:22I thought she was gonna kill me
00:43:24Eric
00:43:25I'm not gonna let that happen
00:43:27not while I'm breathing
00:43:41I still hate you
00:43:45if you hated me
00:43:47you wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:43:49this doesn't change anything
00:43:52it's only scratching an itch
00:43:54once we get the wand
00:43:55once we get the wand
00:43:56and we do the divorce spell
00:43:58and we forget each other existed
00:44:04is that what you want Lily?
00:44:07you want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:44:10you want to forget
00:44:11I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:44:14who can make you feel this way?
00:44:20Eric
00:44:24wait, wait, wait, wait
00:44:30we can't do this
00:44:34this is what goes wrong between us
00:44:35we can't make that mistake again
00:44:37we have a job to do Eric
00:44:40let's get the wand
00:44:41that's it
00:44:42and then what?
00:44:44you know what happens after, Eric
00:44:46we do the divorce spell
00:44:48and we never see each other again
00:45:22smells like fresh baked pastries
00:45:24cinnamon
00:45:27old magic
00:45:31I should have known
00:45:32it's a satyr's inn
00:45:36that spell
00:45:37a nomenin habitus smell
00:45:40it's woven into places like this
00:45:42or couples
00:45:44you mean Orchase
00:45:48satyrs are the horniest bastards
00:45:49in the lone world
00:45:50it lowers any fear
00:45:53doubt
00:45:54shame
00:45:55grits at your deepest desires
00:45:59without any fear of
00:46:00judgment
00:46:02or
00:46:03consequences
00:46:04consequences
00:46:11here I don't
00:46:14I'm trying not to
00:46:23here I don't
00:46:26I'm trying not to
00:46:32the spell
00:46:34doesn't create desire
00:46:36it lets go of the lies
00:46:39it tells us what we really want
00:46:41what I want doesn't matter
00:46:43it matters in here
00:46:46tell me what you really want
00:46:48you can say goodbye
00:46:51and go our separate ways
00:46:53where you can tell me you want this
00:46:56you want me
00:46:59tell me to stay
00:47:03stay
00:47:04please
00:47:05please
00:47:06god what is this
00:47:08is this just the magic
00:47:10oh
00:47:13it's not the spell
00:47:15it's freedom
00:47:18you can hear the outside world
00:47:20it doesn't matter
00:47:20just you
00:47:22and me
00:47:24I shouldn't want this
00:47:27I know
00:47:30I shouldn't be doing this
00:47:34or this
00:47:36be able to share with
00:47:38to the most respected family
00:47:40of the whole rich world
00:47:42you definitely shouldn't sound
00:47:44this fucking sexy
00:47:46to mind
00:47:48you're with the ear
00:47:50to the share with family
00:47:53who are you
00:47:54I want you
00:47:56Eric
00:47:57Eric
00:47:57I need you
00:48:01tell me who you are
00:48:05Lily
00:48:05close
00:48:10but not quite
00:48:13tonight
00:48:14tell me who you are
00:48:16your wife
00:48:41this doesn't change anything
00:48:43I know
00:48:45we can have tonight
00:48:46and then
00:48:47tomorrow we go back
00:48:48to who we are
00:48:49on the outside
00:48:50sure
00:48:51I'll go back
00:48:52to being my bad self
00:48:53and you can go back
00:48:54to pretending to be
00:48:55a good little witch
00:48:57excuse me
00:48:58don't deny
00:48:59don't deny
00:49:00share with
00:49:00Svinson
00:49:01I know I'm kind of
00:49:02dork
00:49:02naughty thoughts
00:49:04you
00:49:04I don't
00:49:09it's okay
00:49:09it's okay to be bad
00:49:11you don't have to pretend
00:49:15I don't
00:49:16huh
00:49:20you know just because I have half my magic
00:49:22doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight
00:49:36now you're gonna sit there like a good little witch
00:49:47and I'm
00:49:48and until
00:49:49ever
00:49:50I
00:49:52want
00:49:54to you
00:49:59I don't remember packing that lingerie
00:50:01close your eyes
00:50:05Eric you're so good
00:50:07for being such a bad boy
00:50:10I am
00:50:12being properly motivated
00:50:15not to move
00:50:18see how long it takes you to break
00:50:21for you I could stay here forever
00:50:22pretty to think so
00:50:25why don't we test that little theory
00:50:28we're playing a dangerous game
00:50:31all you have to do
00:50:34is admit that I win
00:50:37I'll let you fuck me
00:50:38I'll even
00:50:41let you come wherever you want
00:50:46you can come here
00:50:49or here
00:50:52I'll even
00:50:53let you come in here
00:50:56God
00:50:58come on
00:51:00I know you wanna
00:51:01just admit
00:51:03I'm right
00:51:05fine
00:51:07you win
00:51:09oh what was that
00:51:10you hurt me
00:51:22so what's my prize
00:51:25so what's my prize
00:51:26I could
00:51:27torture you
00:51:29like you did me
00:51:32but I want to
00:51:32but I want to be inside you
00:51:34I want to feel you
00:51:35squeeze me tight
00:51:38and take me to bed
00:51:39husband
00:51:43call me that again
00:51:46you want me to fuck you
00:51:48husband
00:51:50fuck me
00:51:59tell me a story
00:52:02like the ones you did in Vegas
00:52:05I've got a story about
00:52:07my pet goat Gilmore
00:52:09and how he got stuck
00:52:11on a magic carpet
00:52:13or the story about
00:52:14how my sister tried to
00:52:16negotiate with a troll
00:52:17using only red
00:52:18I know
00:52:21I already know about your family
00:52:25I want to know about you
00:52:28what's it like to be a
00:52:29Svensson heir
00:52:31you want the insider info
00:52:34you tell me yours
00:52:35I'll tell you mine
00:52:36you're gonna tell me
00:52:37how wonderful it was
00:52:39growing up as a
00:52:40beloved
00:52:41and blessed Sherwood
00:52:46is that what you think
00:52:47being a Sherwood is like
00:52:49is that what you think
00:52:50being a Sherwood is like
00:52:51all fun and rainbows
00:52:54yeah everybody loves your family
00:52:55that's not true
00:52:57Eric
00:52:57there are so many people
00:52:59who would love it
00:53:00if we just disappeared
00:53:01my mother has been
00:53:02shouldering all that
00:53:03responsibility and pressure
00:53:04for decades
00:53:05and next year
00:53:07I will be the headwitch
00:53:08in charge
00:53:10everyone's counting on me
00:53:11to do the right thing
00:53:11like eat your fruits
00:53:13and veggies
00:53:13like spending my whole
00:53:15childhood being told
00:53:16that the whole world
00:53:17depended on me
00:53:19like never bothering
00:53:21to have any hopes
00:53:22or dreams
00:53:23because my whole life
00:53:25was planned for me
00:53:25from the very start
00:53:26before I was even born
00:53:28I'm always doing
00:53:29the right thing
00:53:29for the family
00:53:30I was never allowed
00:53:31to even think
00:53:32of doing the wrong thing
00:53:34I couldn't be tired
00:53:35I couldn't be scared
00:53:37I couldn't be angry
00:53:38one mistake
00:53:39and my family
00:53:40loses everything
00:53:41that they've ever worked for
00:53:42if this whole world
00:53:43fades to black
00:53:44it's because
00:53:44I messed up
00:53:46it's because
00:53:46I didn't do a good job
00:53:51I don't think I've ever said
00:53:52that out loud before
00:53:54I'm glad you did
00:53:57your turn
00:53:59growing up a Svinson
00:54:01was
00:54:02a little different
00:54:04the old man likes to say
00:54:05I was
00:54:06the first of his
00:54:08disappointments
00:54:09I guess it's good
00:54:11at least I was first
00:54:12in something
00:54:14I didn't care
00:54:14about disappointing him
00:54:16I just wanted
00:54:17to get away from him
00:54:19I had it all planned out
00:54:20when
00:54:21I turned 16
00:54:22I'd leave
00:54:23change my name
00:54:24and the Svinson bloodline
00:54:25would die with me
00:54:25my mom died
00:54:27when Secret was born
00:54:31my dad used her
00:54:32against me
00:54:34every day since
00:54:41I'm so sorry Eric
00:54:42I shouldn't have asked
00:54:47it's okay
00:54:48Svinsons have always
00:54:49lived in the Sherwood shadows
00:54:52we are the shadows
00:54:56all you do is shine
00:55:07he always asks me
00:55:09what I want
00:55:11what do you want Eric?
00:55:16you'd hate me
00:55:17if I told you
00:55:19I mean
00:55:19more than you already do
00:55:23I don't hate you
00:55:26I never did
00:56:02Eric
00:56:03something's wrong
00:56:04dad's got
00:56:05visitors
00:56:06a bunch of old guys
00:56:07I don't know who they are
00:56:08he made me play piano
00:56:10for them
00:56:10like some kind of
00:56:11dress up doll
00:56:12it's like freaking me out
00:56:19Eric
00:56:20are you safe?
00:56:25Eric
00:56:26are you safe?
00:56:27for now
00:56:28all those weird
00:56:30old men
00:56:31lived last night
00:56:32and I hexed my door
00:56:34so no one could get in
00:56:35don't let anyone in
00:56:36if dad tries to get you
00:56:37to play with any of those
00:56:38weird old men
00:56:38just
00:56:39I know
00:56:40I'll just
00:56:41do what he says
00:56:43I always do
00:56:44I'm so sick
00:56:46of this E
00:56:46what if he actually
00:56:48does make me marry
00:56:48one of those guys
00:56:49I'm never gonna let
00:56:50that happen
00:56:51alright
00:56:52look
00:56:53I'm close to getting
00:56:54the wand of life
00:56:55the wand of late
00:56:58like
00:56:59the one from
00:57:00the fairy tales
00:57:00you can't
00:57:01tell dad
00:57:02secret
00:57:03when I get the wand
00:57:05be ready for my call
00:57:06I have a plan
00:57:08I barely know
00:57:09basic spells
00:57:12I don't know
00:57:12you can
00:57:14I know you can
00:57:16when the time is right
00:57:17you'll be ready
00:57:25call ended
00:57:44filling up Bessie
00:57:45meet me downstairs
00:57:46when you're ready
00:57:56oh my god
00:57:58why do you and mom
00:57:59always do that
00:58:00a bit high strung
00:58:02aren't you sis
00:58:04I was just in the
00:58:05middle of thinking
00:58:06yeah and going by
00:58:07your aura
00:58:08I can guess about who
00:58:09very much giving
00:58:10post orgasmic
00:58:12afterglow
00:58:12oh yeah
00:58:13well you and your
00:58:14little aura reading
00:58:15can go jump in a lake
00:58:16oh aren't we
00:58:17feisty this morning
00:58:19your super hot hubby
00:58:20isn't around I'm guessing
00:58:21or have you already
00:58:23murdered him after
00:58:23catching his dick
00:58:24I know all the best
00:58:25place is tied to body
00:58:26by the way
00:58:28I'm fine Effie
00:58:30I know all about
00:58:31Eric Spenson
00:58:32I'm not stupid
00:58:34and when we get
00:58:35the wand back
00:58:35you mean if
00:58:36you get the wand back
00:58:38we will
00:58:39and when we do
00:58:41we'll do the
00:58:42divorce spell
00:58:42this mark will be
00:58:44gone
00:58:44I'll go home
00:58:45and marry the
00:58:47best person who
00:58:48serves our family
00:58:49alliance
00:58:52it's not fair
00:58:53you know
00:58:54I know I'm the
00:58:55last person who
00:58:56should be saying
00:58:56that because it's
00:58:57not like I can
00:58:58change it
00:58:59but it's not
00:59:02it's just the way
00:59:02it goes
00:59:03right
00:59:04there has to be a
00:59:05way for you to be
00:59:06with who you
00:59:06actually want
00:59:07and be a good
00:59:08heir
00:59:11Effie what I want
00:59:12has nothing to do
00:59:13with anything in my
00:59:13life
00:59:14that's fine
00:59:16it's what it means
00:59:17to be a sure what
00:59:19just remember
00:59:20repeating it
00:59:21doesn't make it
00:59:22true
00:59:24alright
00:59:26whatever you say
00:59:26sis
00:59:27you know best
00:59:29I know
00:59:31give everyone a
00:59:32hug from me
00:59:33tell them I'll be
00:59:34back home soon
00:59:44last night was the
00:59:45last time
00:59:46after today
00:59:47we're done
00:59:49if I say that
00:59:50enough times
00:59:51maybe I'll finally
00:59:52believe it
01:00:01I'll tell you
01:00:02about my plan
01:00:02with the wand
01:00:05my family's magic
01:00:06is dying
01:00:07my father's been
01:00:08cashing in on
01:00:09broken promises
01:00:10for years
01:00:11but he holds
01:00:11most of the power
01:00:12and me and Sieg
01:00:13would just get
01:00:13to scratch
01:00:14that's how he
01:00:15controls us
01:00:17if I could use
01:00:18the wand
01:00:19just once
01:00:20I could take
01:00:21his power
01:00:21away from the
01:00:23I'm not trying
01:00:23to ruin your
01:00:24family
01:00:24I'm trying
01:00:25to save mine
01:00:25it's the only
01:00:26way that we
01:00:27can be free
01:00:29that's what you
01:00:30meant by
01:00:31trying to save
01:00:32your family
01:00:33I was gonna
01:00:34tell you the
01:00:35night before
01:00:35I was gonna
01:00:36tell you the
01:00:36truth
01:00:37and then I
01:00:37was just gonna
01:00:38ask if I could
01:00:38use the wand
01:00:40just once
01:00:41and then I
01:00:41would do
01:00:42whatever you
01:00:42want
01:00:43get a divorce
01:00:45leave you
01:00:45alone
01:00:46forever
01:00:48why didn't
01:00:48you tell
01:00:49me
01:00:51why didn't
01:00:51you tell
01:00:52me that
01:00:52morning
01:00:52maybe things
01:00:53could have
01:00:53been
01:00:54different
01:00:56I would
01:00:57have asked
01:00:57you to
01:00:57stay
01:00:58it's a nice
01:01:00idea
01:01:01but our
01:01:01families have
01:01:02been at war
01:01:03since the
01:01:03beginning of
01:01:04time
01:01:05maybe if we
01:01:06were different
01:01:06people
01:01:08we have
01:01:08different lives
01:01:10this would
01:01:11have worked
01:01:13maybe we
01:01:15maybe the
01:01:16one has
01:01:16a spell
01:01:17for that
01:01:17Eric
01:01:18a witch
01:01:18can hope
01:01:26what
01:01:28do I have
01:01:29mushrooms
01:01:29growing out
01:01:30of the
01:01:30side of my
01:01:30head
01:01:30why are you
01:01:31looking at
01:01:31me like
01:01:32that
01:01:44wait I'm
01:01:45driving
01:01:45pull over
01:01:58oh damn
01:02:05you have
01:02:06got to be
01:02:07kidding me
01:02:14end of the
01:02:14line
01:02:15witches
01:02:15are you
01:02:31Come on, come on.
01:02:37Eric!
01:02:43No!
01:02:48Can't do it!
01:02:52No, no!
01:03:02Now's not a good time, old man.
01:03:04Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:03:08You... you sent the Shadow Thief?
01:03:11Of course I sent her.
01:03:13Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:03:27Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:03:30But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:38Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:52You said you needed her alive.
01:03:54The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:57I've reconsidered.
01:03:58Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:04:04Debts won't matter.
01:04:05The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:04:08And as for the girl, well...
01:04:09I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:04:12I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:04:17Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:04:21You're welcome.
01:04:24Go to hell home, man.
01:04:26Go to hell home, man.
01:04:29Go to hell home, man.
01:04:36Take it!
01:04:39No!
01:04:41The stall will be delicious.
01:04:50I can take Dad's magic and him finally be free.
01:04:58Get off my wife!
01:05:07You'll pay for that, witch!
01:05:20This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:05:28Hey, I've got you.
01:05:30You didn't run.
01:05:32You're kidding?
01:05:33I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:40Eric!
01:05:41You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:05:43No, no, no, no, stay with me!
01:05:45Eric!
01:05:46Oh my God!
01:05:47Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me!
01:05:50Oh my God!
01:05:52I can't save you, I don't have my powers!
01:05:56Why didn't you run?
01:05:57I know!
01:05:58You could've saved yourself!
01:06:00I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:06:05I thought I'd try something new.
01:06:07I'm an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot!
01:06:12Yeah, but I'm your idiot.
01:06:22You took a devil's spell.
01:06:25I had a promise.
01:06:27Now you're free.
01:06:31I don't want to be free.
01:06:34I don't want to be free.
01:06:37I want to be with you.
01:06:39Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:41Safe from my father.
01:06:43Safe from all of it.
01:06:47You know, those days in Vegas were the best three days of my life.
01:06:53All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:59I love you.
01:07:01I love you too.
01:07:04I love you, I love you.
01:07:07Eric.
01:07:10No!
01:07:31The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:41Please, please, please.
01:07:51Eric.
01:07:53Please.
01:08:08You absolute moron.
01:08:12You absolute moron.
01:08:15Be gentle.
01:08:17I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:08:18Eric.
01:08:20You're alive.
01:08:22That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:08:26I thought I was doing something noble.
01:08:28Something cool.
01:08:30The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:33My mom used to say that the wands user granted its deepest desire.
01:08:38I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:41What did you want?
01:08:44You.
01:08:47Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:50You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:08:59Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:05Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:09I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:09:13That's my girl.
01:09:20Let's go.
01:09:21Let's go.
01:09:34You ready for one last stop?
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:56Ah.
01:09:58There you are.
01:10:00I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:10:04Now, where is my wand?
01:10:07Wait.
01:10:09You're supposed to be dead.
01:10:11Wow.
01:10:12You weren't kidding.
01:10:13He really is evil.
01:10:14I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:10:17It's impossible.
01:10:18There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:10:20There's always a loophole, old man.
01:10:25Secret.
01:10:26You ungrateful brat.
01:10:28How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:30Really, dad?
01:10:31Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:35You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:44You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:46Magic's gone.
01:10:47Forever.
01:11:01Eric.
01:11:02Aldous.
01:11:03Svensson.
01:11:04Release me this instant.
01:11:05That is an order.
01:11:08You can handle it from here, right?
01:11:11Those powers are gone.
01:11:12It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:11:15You ungrateful little brats.
01:11:17Both of you will pay for this.
01:11:19You will both pay for this.
01:11:24Yeah, yeah.
01:11:25Talk soon, pups.
01:11:27We're gonna hit the road.
01:11:28I said get back here.
01:11:29I said get back here.
01:11:31Get back here.
01:11:32Please don't do this, you little bitch.
01:11:45Okay.
01:11:50So, where to now?
01:11:53Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:11:56Yeah.
01:11:58But there's something I wanna do first.
01:12:01That sounds ominous.
01:12:03Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:12:08Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:12:14Yeah.
01:12:16I think I am Eric Sponson.
01:12:19Well, we better hurry.
01:12:20If we're gonna take the wand of light home and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk
01:12:24-a wedding chapel of love.
01:12:26I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:12:27I sure hope so.
01:12:29But, if we're gonna get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:12:35So, is there anything you wanna come clean about now?
01:12:38Soon to be again husband?
01:12:41There is one thing.
01:12:44You might wanna buckle up.
01:12:46We're about to go super speed.
01:12:49Bessie could've been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:52You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:12:56You know me so well.
01:12:58Soon to be again wife.
01:13:01Leona Sherwood.
01:13:03Will you marry me?
01:13:05And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:13:09But because you want to.
01:13:14Yes, I will.
01:13:15Yes, I will.
01:13:26Ready?
01:13:27Hell yeah.
01:13:27But you know what I mean.
01:13:42More money.
01:13:44All right.
01:13:57You
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