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From Servant to Sweetheart (2026)
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00:00:12Mom! I'm ready for my first day of work!
00:00:16Ta-da!
00:00:23Hey! Hey, Mom, what's wrong?
00:00:26Mom, I'm sorry, you're only 17 and your new work is a maid?
00:00:31Oh no, Mom! Mom, don't cry!
00:00:34Everything is going to be okay.
00:00:37Being a maid isn't a disgrace, it's honest work.
00:00:41Plus, I haven't dropped out of school yet.
00:00:44You're right, I mean, we have a pretty good...
00:00:48...room and board included.
00:00:52First day or not, we're going to show them that we can take better care of this mansion than anyone
00:00:57else.
00:00:58Okay?
00:00:59Here.
00:01:00Come here.
00:01:01Oh, I love you, Mom.
00:01:04I love you, too.
00:01:06Okay.
00:01:07Let's get out of here.
00:01:10Oh, thank you.
00:01:11Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:01:11Careful with your leg, Mom!
00:01:13Fine, it's okay.
00:01:14Why don't you take a break?
00:01:16Now I can take care of this bedroom.
00:01:18Okay.
00:01:20Just to make sure it's spotless.
00:01:21Bathroom, too.
00:01:22They belong to none other than Noah Wyndham.
00:01:26Noah Wyndham?
00:01:28Who's that?
00:01:30Noah is the heir of the Wyndham fortune.
00:01:32He's been away a year studying abroad, or so they say.
00:01:36They also say he's been expelled and shipped off to London.
00:01:39He's returning sooner than anyone expected.
00:01:42Tonight, in fact.
00:01:46Okay.
00:01:47Well, I'll make sure it's clean up for tonight.
00:01:50Okay?
00:01:50Of course.
00:02:11Oh, God, I really have to pee.
00:02:21Come here.
00:02:35Give it a brownie of the bleeding主.
00:02:37For British Pathfinder...
00:02:37Why don't you do that?
00:02:43I love you too.
00:02:45It's all good.
00:02:50Did you build a clean body of the house of the gods here?
00:03:07Come soon home.
00:03:23Get out!
00:03:25No!
00:03:26Sorry, I'm gonna call security!
00:03:30Security?
00:03:32What, should I knock next time?
00:03:34On my own door?
00:03:39Oh, you're Noah Wyndham.
00:03:42Yeah, I'd shake your hand, but it seems like you're a little tied up.
00:03:51Oh, hey, don't forget to wash up.
00:03:57What the jerk?
00:04:08God, that was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
00:04:12Sure was, bro!
00:04:19So, you and your mom are the new maze, huh?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:27Now, if you will excuse me.
00:04:30Whoa, hey!
00:04:33Aren't you forgetting something?
00:04:40My bad.
00:04:42Go get it started.
00:04:43Don't forget, though.
00:04:45Extra bubbles, please.
00:04:46Oh!
00:05:01Your bath is ready!
00:05:15You cold?
00:05:31Oh my god, get out of my way!
00:05:36Fuck!
00:05:37Fuck!
00:05:38Fuck!
00:05:38Fuck!
00:05:38This is my own personal name trying to fuck me.
00:05:41Fuck!
00:05:42Get your hands off me, you pervert!
00:05:45Oh!
00:05:45God!
00:05:51This is gonna be fun.
00:06:04Noah, because of your shenanigans, I have had to deal with your expulsion from not one but two of the
00:06:13best boarding schools in all of London.
00:06:16Third time's a charm, right?
00:06:18I have enrolled you in the finest private high school in all of the city.
00:06:26Hmm.
00:06:30Okay.
00:06:32We're on one condition.
00:06:34Condition.
00:06:38She's coming with me.
00:06:40No!
00:06:43Quiet.
00:06:46Have you completely lost your mind?
00:06:49This girl is a stray.
00:06:51She's meant for scrubbing toilets.
00:06:57Alright, look.
00:06:59If you want to keep your job, and you want me to go to New York's finest academic academy, then
00:07:06she's coming with me.
00:07:12Mom, I can't.
00:07:15She's right.
00:07:16Even if she wanted to.
00:07:17I can't afford it.
00:07:20Afford it?
00:07:21Well, that's not a problem in this house, right, Mom?
00:07:28Who do you think you are?
00:07:31Do you think that you can manipulate me?
00:07:35I promise I'll get straight A's.
00:07:41Look, think of it more like, um, like, um, emotional support.
00:07:46Like, uh, therapy, though.
00:07:48The prettier.
00:07:51Fine.
00:07:52But dream on if you think I am paying even a nickel of her tuition.
00:07:59I'll call the principal and arrange a scholarship for her.
00:08:04See?
00:08:05Problem solved.
00:08:11What do you say?
00:08:16You're welcome.
00:08:19Who the hell does he think he is?
00:08:44Hey, are you suicidal?
00:08:46What?
00:08:47Why would you say that?
00:08:49Because, girl, you're going to ruin your social life rolling up on that thing.
00:08:53This is a perfectly serviceable means of transportation.
00:08:57Have some dignity.
00:08:59Get it?
00:09:00No.
00:09:06God help her.
00:09:08Like a lamb, she rides straight to the sun.
00:09:21I'm sorry.
00:09:27Then I'll tell you that, the devil, is to be in the sky.
00:09:29Give me the second time.
00:09:30Keep it up.
00:09:31I am sorry.
00:09:33I am sorry.
00:09:35I am sorry.
00:09:36I am sorry.
00:09:38I don't know.
00:09:39I am sorry.
00:09:39I'm sorry.
00:09:39I am sorry.
00:09:40I have to be the same thing.
00:09:58Oh my god, he is back, he is back!
00:10:03Who the hell is he?
00:10:05Noah, he is back!
00:10:09Noah is back, oh my god, out of my way, my man is back, Noah, oh my god, back from
00:10:29London, god, you look good, you touch me, Houston, we have a problem.
00:10:37Shit, it's Jackson and his crew.
00:10:42Where is he?
00:10:48Well, if it isn't Noah Windham.
00:10:51You know, I thought you got shipped off to London to work through your daddy issues.
00:10:54Oh, wait, I mean, dang daddy issues.
00:11:03I'll just come here and say that's my face.
00:11:10Go!
00:11:22What the hell are you doing here?
00:11:24Who the hell are you?
00:11:30I'm nude. It's my first day.
00:11:32Does this girl actually think she's a student here?
00:11:35Where's her uniform?
00:11:37There's no way she can be a student.
00:11:39I think she's the janitor's law skit.
00:11:43What the hell is wrong with you?
00:11:44I go here. It's just my first day.
00:11:46Oh, it's cute. She thinks she belongs.
00:11:51Someone get her a map.
00:11:52She clearly got lost on the way to a homeless shelter.
00:12:01Ooh, it looks like a little miss janitor has a back bulb.
00:12:06Don't you dare lay a finger on Emma.
00:12:08She's the most popular girl at this school.
00:12:12That's right.
00:12:17Don't worry, everybody.
00:12:19She's got a helmet on.
00:12:21I think she'll pull through.
00:12:23Hey!
00:12:24Don't be mean.
00:12:29Come on.
00:12:32Oh!
00:12:35God, she's dumb. She actually fell for that?
00:12:38How pathetic.
00:12:41Why would you do that?
00:12:48Girls!
00:12:54Wiggling around like a little worm.
00:12:57I could watch this all day.
00:13:01Did you guys see that?
00:13:02Those sad puppy dog guys staring right back at me.
00:13:05This girl basically thought I was her future husband.
00:13:10Come on.
00:13:11I'll help you for real.
00:13:13You're a big man, huh?
00:13:15Showing off by pushing girls in the town.
00:13:17You'll impress me.
00:13:22I dropped my scooter.
00:13:24Noah!
00:13:25Noah!
00:13:25Wait!
00:13:26I need to talk to you.
00:13:27No, keep it pushing.
00:13:28Guess Noah likes his girls poor and desperate.
00:13:31That stupid broke girl.
00:13:34Please.
00:13:35She looks like she gets dressed out of donation bins.
00:13:40Lily.
00:13:42Oi.
00:13:44Let go of me.
00:13:47What did I tell you?
00:13:49Rolling up to New York's finest institution on the Trashmobile?
00:13:54You didn't think that would have consequences?
00:13:57You know, you're just like those other kids.
00:13:59Stuck up.
00:14:00And a jerk.
00:14:01No, I just saved you from those monsters.
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:11Maybe.
00:14:13I'm not a very humorous person.
00:14:15All right, class.
00:14:18Winter assignment roll call.
00:14:21Stand face to class and tell us which important family member you interviewed.
00:14:24We are not presenting today, but I'd like to know who made the cut.
00:14:29So, Mr. Lucas, begin.
00:14:36I interviewed my grandfather.
00:14:38He's the owner of an airline company, Cheshua Airways.
00:14:48I interviewed my mother.
00:14:51Duh.
00:14:51For those of you who don't know, my mother is a senator for the state of New York.
00:14:59Okay.
00:15:00Listen.
00:15:03Please stand.
00:15:06But I wasn't a student last semester, so...
00:15:10Doesn't matter.
00:15:11Just...
00:15:12Tell us who you would have interviewed.
00:15:14And...
00:15:15That's it.
00:15:20Okay, but I...
00:15:21Let's make this easy.
00:15:22Your mother.
00:15:23That's your mother's profession.
00:15:30Oh, no.
00:15:31I can't tell the entire class my mom is a maid.
00:15:50Uh...
00:15:50My mother is...
00:15:52Spit it out!
00:15:54We don't have order.
00:15:56Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:56Oh.
00:16:00Her mom's job is classified.
00:16:03It's, uh...
00:16:04Donut.
00:16:09Got you.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15Sit back down, please.
00:16:34Oh my god, that's the grossest thing I've ever seen.
00:16:38Holy shit, she's not bleeding.
00:16:40She's flying.
00:16:41Eww, she can't even afford a tampon.
00:16:51You disgusting piece of shit!
00:17:01You're fucking dead!
00:17:06You're fucking dead!
00:17:11Back off.
00:17:12Well, well.
00:17:14The night is shining on.
00:17:15I'm here to rescue his dumpster diving girlfriend.
00:17:18Hey, that's enough!
00:17:20You guys are acting like children.
00:17:22Gentlemen.
00:17:23This is an elite institution.
00:17:24And I expect better from you.
00:17:26So cool it.
00:17:27And everyone back to your seats now.
00:17:34Better get someone to scrub that seat.
00:17:36Looks like she marked it for life.
00:17:39You.
00:17:52Fight!
00:17:53Fight!
00:17:54Fight!
00:17:55Fight!
00:17:55Fight!
00:17:57Fight!
00:18:01Oh!
00:18:10Enough!
00:18:13Enough!
00:18:14You, you, with me. Let's go.
00:18:18Everyone back to your seats.
00:18:23Looks like Noah have a crush in a new dumpster girl.
00:18:28Shut your trap.
00:18:30He's just being nice to her, that's all.
00:18:33There's zero chance he actually likes that scum brat.
00:18:39Actually, I've got an idea.
00:18:42Let's go.
00:18:43Where are we going?
00:18:45Gonna check-
00:18:48Gonna check up on that homeless rat.
00:18:52Where is she?
00:18:53Where do you think, airhead?
00:18:58I don't know.
00:19:00Shhh.
00:19:04Shhh.
00:19:21Oh my God.
00:19:23Are you okay?
00:19:25I'm still here.
00:19:26Hello?
00:19:27Well, I saw your accident.
00:19:30It wasn't my accident.
00:19:32Oh, don't worry.
00:19:34It happens to all of us. Right, girls?
00:19:37Mm-hmm.
00:19:39And because we care so much, we just wanted to drop by and help a girl out.
00:19:45Really?
00:19:46Yeah.
00:19:53You're gonna need it.
00:19:56Ah!
00:20:10Are these enough tampons to clean up your bloody accident?
00:20:15We bought extra because we know you're broke up.
00:20:18Can't afford them.
00:20:24Oh, my God. That's 20,000 people watching.
00:20:30Say hello to all your fans.
00:20:37I bet they're dying to see those fake tits of yours.
00:20:49You little shit.
00:20:51This better be your last day of the school, or I'll have more surprises waiting for you.
00:20:58You understand?
00:21:02Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:21:08Let's go, girls.
00:21:18Bro, that's her!
00:21:34Don't touch me!
00:21:36Just get away now!
00:21:39I'm just trying to help.
00:21:46I can do it myself.
00:21:51Look who?
00:21:53Stand up.
00:21:55What?
00:21:57Stand up.
00:21:59No.
00:22:01Just listen to me.
00:22:03Stand up.
00:22:06What do you want?
00:22:19There.
00:22:21There.
00:22:21Now, uh, the stain's still there, but nobody can see.
00:22:25Or worse, take pictures.
00:22:28But there's only three more hours of school, so...
00:22:33Oh, my God, he's sweet.
00:22:36Who is this boy?
00:22:38Wait.
00:22:44What happened here?
00:22:46Nothing.
00:22:51Noah, you're in some deep shit.
00:22:53You gotta go to the principal's office.
00:23:00Hey!
00:23:04What happened?
00:23:05He didn't hear?
00:23:06He got into a fight with Jackson.
00:23:08He fought with Jackson for me?
00:23:21Mr. Noah!
00:23:23I thought you would've learned your lesson by now.
00:23:25Given your expulsion from this same school just one year ago.
00:23:40However...
00:23:41It seems some things never change.
00:23:44I will not have you making a mockery of this prestigious institution.
00:23:49Do you hear me, young man?
00:23:50I hear you.
00:23:52But you're dead wrong.
00:23:54Excuse me?
00:23:55Who's this fool who's making a mockery of your school?
00:23:59Principal Stevens?
00:24:00I think you should go easy on him.
00:24:02It's clear he's still not over his daddy issues.
00:24:04Oh, can you mention my dad one more time?
00:24:06I swear to fucking God I do!
00:24:07Mr. Noah!
00:24:08If you so much as lay a finger on Mr. Jackson,
00:24:11I will have you expelled from this school permanently!
00:24:14Do you understand?
00:24:26Wait, Noah, what's wrong?
00:24:28I wish you could talk to him.
00:24:33I'm such a fool for thinking he was sweet.
00:24:35He's a total jerk.
00:24:49There she is!
00:24:52How's my princess's first day of school?
00:24:55It was great.
00:24:57Well, did you make any new friends?
00:24:59A bunch of them.
00:25:01Miss Lily?
00:25:05You are needed by Noah.
00:25:08Noah?
00:25:09For what?
00:25:11His school uniform needs some ironing.
00:25:23Noah?
00:25:51Oh, my God.
00:25:57I'm too insecure.
00:25:58I'm a mother.
00:25:58I'm a daughter.
00:26:02Just had a Choice.
00:26:02I'm like, man.
00:26:02I'm so insecure.
00:26:02I agree with you.
00:26:05I hope you ought to update this uniform of yours.
00:26:08You look like I made you just miss your retirement party.
00:26:12And while we're at it, I guess we'll throw in a personality upgrade, too.
00:26:19Keep your hands to yourself.
00:26:22Stop talking to me.
00:26:24You see that right there?
00:26:26That's the attitude I like.
00:26:28Gives me flashbacks to when you threw back a little Jackson.
00:26:34Okay, am I missing something?
00:26:37I mean, aren't I the one who's supposed to give you orders?
00:26:40You do work for me, don't you?
00:26:44I don't care!
00:26:46You will respect me!
00:26:48Oh, yeah?
00:26:49Yeah!
00:26:58I bet you didn't see that coming.
00:27:24You play games like that, you're going to make me watch you, Louie.
00:27:30I bet you didn't see that coming.
00:27:36What?
00:27:38Why isn't it turning on?
00:27:49Need a ride sooner rather?
00:28:02Whoa, hold on there.
00:28:03We're not even there yet.
00:28:06No, I just don't want anyone getting the wrong idea.
00:28:10Wrong idea?
00:28:12What do I look like, an Uber driver?
00:28:14No, I'm going to take Cinderella up to the front,
00:28:17where everyone can see.
00:28:42Oh, my God.
00:28:47Oh, my God.
00:28:49What the fuck?
00:28:54So, the plot thickens.
00:29:02You!
00:29:04Hey, let me go!
00:29:06Wait, that smell.
00:29:10It's not spaghetti.
00:29:12It's rotten salad.
00:29:17Stop, you evil bitch!
00:29:24God, you look pathetic.
00:29:26Oh, it's funny you call me pathetic
00:29:27when you're the one circling me like a dog.
00:29:30Oh.
00:29:37God, I'm in.
00:29:38That was good.
00:29:39I like my girls with a little bit of bite.
00:29:42It makes them harder.
00:29:44Harder to resist.
00:29:47Jackson, why don't you share your lunch with poor Lily?
00:29:50If you know what I mean.
00:29:52Emma!
00:29:53Do me a favor.
00:29:54Of course.
00:29:55Shut your fucking mouth.
00:29:56And you, you.
00:29:58Let her go.
00:30:00Now.
00:30:01You ticked off.
00:30:02Jackson, what the f-
00:30:03Hey!
00:30:03I said, shut your fucking mouth.
00:30:08You didn't get the memo?
00:30:11Only I bully privileges over Lily here.
00:30:15Got it?
00:30:18Now leave.
00:30:26Where do you think you're going?
00:30:28You're not going to leave your savior to eat all alone now, are you?
00:30:32Are you blind?
00:30:34I have to clean the shit off me.
00:30:41Hey.
00:30:42That's why I'm here.
00:30:43Let me help.
00:30:49Here.
00:30:51Eat.
00:30:54I'm good.
00:30:56Can I go now?
00:30:57No.
00:30:59I wanted to ask you something.
00:31:02What?
00:31:04You're a boyfriend.
00:31:06You know, that's none of your business.
00:31:09Well, I'm going to take that as a no.
00:31:11And I have a confession to make.
00:31:14I would absolutely love to be your boyfriend.
00:31:19That's never going to happen.
00:31:22So, can you do me a favor and leave me alone?
00:31:26...
00:31:39Wow.
00:31:39How ungrateful.
00:31:40I set you up at the school.
00:31:41This is how you repay me.
00:31:43Okay, Noah, this isn't...
00:31:45Whatever, just come with me.
00:31:46Chill out, buddy.
00:31:47She's having lunch with me.
00:31:49Oh, see, you want another black eye?
00:31:52Noah, stop.
00:31:54You're gonna get me expelled.
00:31:56If you care about Lily so much,
00:31:58why would you want to hurt her to your boyfriend?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03What?
00:32:05Who's your boyfriend?
00:32:07No.
00:32:09I told you I'm not your girlfriend, no.
00:32:12And girl talk, no really means yes.
00:32:14You know that, right?
00:32:16I have had it with you two.
00:32:19Okay, look, I don't know what stupid little boy game you're up to,
00:32:22but I refuse to be a part of it.
00:32:25For you.
00:32:36Hey, Lily, Art.
00:32:37Don't get away from me.
00:32:43Mind if I join you, sweetie?
00:32:49Listen to me, you dumb little...
00:32:52I don't know who you slept with in order to get a scholarship here,
00:32:56but you're barking up the wrong tree, sister.
00:32:59Oh, I think it's you who's barking up the wrong tree.
00:33:05You're not stealing my man.
00:33:07He may be his little plaything right now,
00:33:10but he'll pump and dump you faster than you can say,
00:33:13but I finally like me.
00:33:15Oh, sweetie, you can have him.
00:33:20And stop being so insecure.
00:33:25It's kind of sad.
00:33:50I don't know why I even let you touch me.
00:33:53Oh, Emma, I love you so much.
00:33:56I'd do anything for you.
00:34:00Anything?
00:34:04Yes.
00:34:06Anything.
00:34:08Anything.
00:34:16I've got a mission for you, lover boy.
00:34:19Yes.
00:34:20Please.
00:34:21Tell me.
00:34:36Damn it, you made it.
00:34:38Oh, God, you look gorgeous.
00:34:42Oh, thanks.
00:34:43Come on, let's go.
00:34:44You should have a drink.
00:34:46Come on.
00:34:49Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:35:33Stop looking at her.
00:35:39Now's the time.
00:35:40Do it.
00:35:50Hey new kid, have you had your welcome shot yet?
00:35:54Welcome shot?
00:35:56Drink up!
00:36:05Where's my shot?
00:36:08It's good, huh?
00:36:13How much did you drink, girl?
00:36:15God, she's hammered.
00:36:16Must be a lightweight.
00:36:18Lily, I think you should sit down.
00:36:19Actually, let me help her.
00:36:20Parents have some medicine upstairs, I'll wake her up in a flash.
00:36:23No, I can take care of her.
00:36:24Trust me, I'll be back here in two minutes looking normal and relaxed.
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Shut your mouth.
00:36:40We're gonna have some fun.
00:36:41What?
00:36:54You know what?
00:36:55Everybody's gonna watch.
00:37:08You're like playing rough, don't you?
00:37:13Let's get you naked, baby.
00:37:24Do you see it?
00:37:25Olivia!
00:37:26Check this out!
00:37:29Oh my god!
00:37:31Is that the new girl?
00:37:32God, she's such a slut.
00:37:34Yeah, she's a fuck-up slut.
00:37:37What the fuck is this?
00:37:39I told you, Noah.
00:37:41That girl is for the streets.
00:37:43Certified hoe.
00:37:45No, I need to go save her.
00:37:46Where is she?
00:37:47Hey!
00:37:48Noah!
00:37:49Let the slut enjoy herself.
00:37:50She clearly wants it.
00:37:52Get the fuck out of my face!
00:37:56You're behind this.
00:37:57Me?
00:37:58What is up with everyone here?
00:38:00That girl is a slut who loves attention.
00:38:02You disgust me.
00:38:05You disgust me.
00:38:16Moving!
00:38:25No!
00:38:27No!
00:38:28Relax.
00:38:29It'll hurt less.
00:38:31Get!
00:38:33No!
00:38:40Oh my god!
00:38:41Lily!
00:38:42Lily, are you okay?
00:38:47I'm coming off.
00:38:48Come on.
00:38:55Lily!
00:38:55Come with me, let's keep you clean.
00:38:57Step off, man!
00:38:58...
00:39:11Stop.
00:39:13Oh, my God, Noah.
00:39:15I didn't know you were so strong.
00:39:18I actually...
00:39:19I do, because I saw you naked, remember?
00:39:26Can I touch your muscles?
00:39:29All right, Lily, come on.
00:39:31Let's get you home.
00:39:32You need to rest.
00:39:34I'm going to touch your muscles right now.
00:39:40Stop.
00:39:41Stop.
00:39:41Lily, get in the car.
00:39:43Let's go.
00:39:51Oh, my God, why don't we do it in the car right now?
00:39:57Hello.
00:39:58You got to cool it, little miss.
00:40:00Let's get you home.
00:40:08Hey, careful.
00:40:09Careful.
00:40:09All right, you got to get in.
00:40:11No, I don't want to.
00:40:13Come on, you can do it.
00:40:14Yes, all right, watch your step.
00:40:15There you go.
00:40:16Okay, all right, stay in there.
00:40:18You got to wake up.
00:40:22Okay.
00:40:26Join me.
00:40:34Come on, you can check this in here, okay?
00:40:46Oh, I've been waiting for you to stir it a lot.
00:40:49Yeah?
00:40:50Yeah?
00:40:51Yeah.
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:53Yeah.
00:40:54Yeah.
00:40:56Yeah.
00:41:07Oh, no.
00:41:09I can't get caught.
00:41:10Lily?
00:41:14Where have you been?
00:41:16Are you just now getting home from the party?
00:41:18Um, Mom, I, uh, did, passed out on the sofa.
00:41:25Sorry.
00:41:27Okay, well, you can't sleep much tomorrow Saturday.
00:41:30You have a full day of work ahead of you.
00:41:32Yes, Mom.
00:41:49No, I have had to deal with not one, but two calls from your principal on your first week
00:41:59of school.
00:42:01Oh, uh, sorry about that.
00:42:03Sorry about that?
00:42:05No, Noah, that's not going to cut it.
00:42:08No!
00:42:12No what?
00:42:18Uh.
00:42:19Uh, she was saying that there's no mustard.
00:42:24Mmm, I'll go get it.
00:42:29Noah?
00:42:30Are you going to answer me?
00:42:32Actually, I'm going to go find out about that mustard.
00:42:48You bad girl.
00:42:50You sure do love teasing me in front of my mom, don't you?
00:43:00Noah, I'm working.
00:43:06What happened to last night, Lily?
00:43:08She was so fun.
00:43:11God, she was wild.
00:43:14Stop.
00:43:17Noah, what happened last night?
00:43:23Did we?
00:43:24Do it?
00:43:25Oh, yeah, like three times.
00:43:27You are one horny teenager, you know that?
00:43:35Jokey.
00:43:43Seriously, I don't remember any of it.
00:43:49Well, after the shower, God, tell me you remember the shower.
00:43:53You dragged me to my bed.
00:44:03You threw me onto the bed.
00:44:07You got all naked and stuff.
00:44:20And then you said, I'm all yours.
00:44:38Okay, stop.
00:44:40Stop.
00:44:40I don't want to hear any more details.
00:44:44Oh, Lily.
00:44:46You silly, silly girl.
00:44:48That's definitely the rabbit.
00:44:51I don't know.
00:44:55You silly, silly girl.
00:44:58That definitely didn't have it.
00:45:00Wait, no.
00:45:02No, come.
00:45:03Come inside.
00:45:05Would you come join me?
00:45:07No, not tonight.
00:45:09Wait.
00:45:10Oh, why not?
00:45:13Because I don't want you to do anything you're going to regret in the morning.
00:45:16No.
00:45:17All right?
00:45:18Mm-mm.
00:45:19Mm-mm-mm.
00:45:32Once Noah sees me in this dress, he'll forget all about that stupid homeless girl.
00:45:48Oh, my freaking God.
00:45:51You've got to be kidding me.
00:45:53Lily is a maid for Noah's family?
00:45:59Lily is a maid for Noah's family?
00:46:03What's your mother's profession?
00:46:11I'm going to expose this bitch.
00:46:19Hey, Jackson.
00:46:20Dance party happening at Noah's.
00:46:22Right now, are you coming?
00:46:23Nope.
00:46:24See ya.
00:46:24Wait!
00:46:25Your little orphan girl is going to be there.
00:46:28Lily?
00:46:29Yeah.
00:46:30Oh, I'm there.
00:46:32I'm there.
00:46:34I'm there.
00:46:34I'm there.
00:46:50Noah, you can't do that.
00:46:54I don't want you to do this.
00:46:55You're not going to be a maid in this house anymore.
00:46:58You're my girl now.
00:47:02Um, Noah, just because we did it, it doesn't mean that there's anything between us.
00:47:11Um, yeah, nothing happened.
00:47:15What do you mean?
00:47:17We didn't have sex.
00:47:18I tucked you in and you fell asleep.
00:47:28But, we'll be both doing it right here and now.
00:47:37What is it, Pierre?
00:47:39Mrs. Windham, your son has come.
00:47:42Mrs. Windham, you look so beautiful and elegant.
00:47:46Cut to the chase, my dear.
00:47:48Of course.
00:47:50We heard Noah was feeling a little down about his first week at school, so we just wanted
00:47:57to stop by.
00:47:58Go ahead.
00:47:59He's in the game room.
00:48:00And Lily?
00:48:03I don't know.
00:48:04She's cleaning the game room?
00:48:06What do you mean?
00:48:08Cleaning?
00:48:09Of course.
00:48:10She's the maid.
00:48:15Oh, my God.
00:48:17Lily's a maid?
00:48:18That's like the saddest thing I've ever heard.
00:48:21I don't believe it.
00:48:22No way.
00:48:23Well, why don't we go find out?
00:48:29So, what do you say?
00:48:32Not in your wildest dreams.
00:48:34Noah!
00:48:35Lily!
00:48:36Open up!
00:48:38Emma?
00:48:39What the fuck?
00:48:40What is Emma doing here?
00:48:42I know you two are in there!
00:48:44No, okay.
00:48:45She cannot find out that I'm a maid.
00:48:46Okay, don't worry.
00:48:47I'm...
00:48:49There, behind the sofa.
00:48:50I'll take care of this.
00:49:07Noah, thank you for welcoming us into your home.
00:49:17Where is she?
00:49:19What?
00:49:21Your little maid, Lily.
00:49:24Lily?
00:49:25A maid?
00:49:26What the hell are you talking about?
00:49:29Stop your little act.
00:49:30We all know your mother told us.
00:49:34Okay, can you guys just please get out?
00:49:47I think I smell something.
00:49:50Garbage smelling.
00:49:53I think I smell something.
00:50:06Look what we have here.
00:50:08It turns out she's not just a poor girl.
00:50:12It's worse.
00:50:13She's a maid.
00:50:15How the hell can a maid even afford our school?
00:50:17It's like...
00:50:20Come on, Lily.
00:50:21You can tell us the truth.
00:50:23Who did you sleep with in order to get into our school?
00:50:26Oh, you want to know the truth?
00:50:28Fine.
00:50:29Here's the truth.
00:50:30Amigos!
00:50:31Look, I have to admit, the truth is a little embarrassing.
00:50:36You see, you caught us in the middle of role-playing.
00:50:40It's a sexual fantasy.
00:50:44What?
00:50:45Yeah, duh.
00:50:47It's my kink.
00:50:49It's just so embarrassing.
00:50:52I mean, after all, she is my girlfriend, after all.
00:51:02This is bullshit!
00:51:05Sweetie?
00:51:07Lily?
00:51:10My baby.
00:51:20Oh, my God.
00:51:22You're her mother?
00:51:24You're Lily's mom?
00:51:25That's why you're calling her Sweetie and Baby?
00:51:28You're Lily's classmates.
00:51:29Duh.
00:51:31Guys, it all makes sense now.
00:51:34Lily is a maid because her mom is also a maid.
00:51:38I can't even let my daughter down.
00:51:41This young lady is not my daughter.
00:51:47You're lying.
00:51:48All right, that's it.
00:51:50You are officially banned from the game room.
00:51:52Get out.
00:51:57When we at least still party here.
00:52:14I love my mother down.
00:52:15I love my mother down.
00:52:28I love my mother down.
00:52:28How could I?
00:52:31Man, you really got to step up your line game.
00:52:39Because right now, even Noah's hamster knows your line.
00:52:42And that's bad.
00:52:43Out of all the places you could sit, you choose to sit here and bother me.
00:52:50I know you weren't role-playing.
00:52:55You shouldn't have died who you really are.
00:53:05You should be proud of who you are and the work you do.
00:53:09Do you think any of these dipshits here have ever worked a day in their life?
00:53:12They're babies.
00:53:14Not you.
00:53:15You're the real boss.
00:53:17And so is your mom.
00:53:20Come on.
00:53:21Don't leave me hanging.
00:53:29All right, yeah, you're fine.
00:53:31I'll get the fuck out of my house.
00:53:37Sounds good, buddy.
00:53:38Thanks for the hospitality.
00:53:48Why the hell did you look at him like that?
00:53:51You shouldn't treat him like that.
00:53:53Oh, okay.
00:53:53So you're going to defend the guy who made your life miserable for the last week?
00:54:16Mom.
00:54:20Sweetie, were you okay?
00:54:23Mom.
00:54:24I am so sorry, Mom. I should have never denied you.
00:54:29God, I'm such a terrible daughter.
00:54:31My baby, it's for the best. Your reputation is very important.
00:54:35We have to focus on your future. It's best that no one knows.
00:54:40Breathe. Will you forgive me?
00:54:43Nonsense. There's nothing to forgive.
00:54:46Now, I want to show you something that I got for you.
00:54:56Open it.
00:55:06Mom.
00:55:08You're really?
00:55:10Mom, but how much did this cost you?
00:55:13I don't want you to think about that.
00:55:15I just want you to be happy in your school.
00:55:20You.
00:55:21Mom.
00:55:22Go. Go dance.
00:55:38Get in.
00:55:53Get in.
00:55:58Great.
00:55:59That's great.
00:56:05Hey, girls.
00:56:06What's that expression?
00:56:08Even if you put a uniform on a pig,
00:56:10a pig is still a pig.
00:56:11Excuse me, you're in my way.
00:56:14Hey, just because you stole that uniform
00:56:17from the gyms lost and found
00:56:18doesn't mean you deserve to go here.
00:56:20Okay?
00:56:22I know.
00:56:23You're embarrassed because you red-handed
00:56:26at your day job.
00:56:28A maid.
00:56:29This girl's a maid.
00:56:33Get out of my way.
00:56:38Girls.
00:56:40I hear maids are really good
00:56:42at getting tough stains out, right?
00:56:57But hey, guys.
00:56:59There's more.
00:57:00Olivia, where's the sign?
00:57:13Step right up, students of Harrington Academy.
00:57:17Class is in session, and it's show and tell,
00:57:20and boy, do we have quite the specimen for you.
00:57:23Hey, Olivia, Mads, tell me, today's open house.
00:57:30All the parents are coming today, right?
00:57:32Yeah.
00:57:34Wonderful.
00:57:35That means the entire school gets to find out
00:57:38who is really Lily's mom.
00:57:45She's not coming.
00:57:47She's not coming.
00:57:48Not coming?
00:57:49How?
00:57:50She can't be that busy.
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:53Emma's mom is the state senator,
00:57:55and even she can make it.
00:57:57Girls, Lily is right.
00:57:59It kind of does make sense.
00:58:01Her mom is a maid.
00:58:04I mean, it's only left to clean.
00:58:06That's it.
00:58:07Of course they're busy.
00:58:10Get your hands off her.
00:58:11Now.
00:58:19I'm so sorry, man.
00:58:23I'm going to get this off me.
00:58:27If anyone lays another hand on Lily,
00:58:30or spreads even one false rumor,
00:58:32I will find you, and I will destroy you.
00:58:38Done?
00:58:43What are you going to do, Emma?
00:58:45I think you have no shot.
00:58:46It looks like Noah really likes her.
00:58:49I should wash your mouth out with soap.
00:58:51There's zero chance he really likes her.
00:58:54Plus, not after what I have cooked up for this evening.
00:58:58What are you going to do to her?
00:59:00We'll see.
00:59:03We'll see.
00:59:05We'll see you next time.
00:59:11We'll see you next time.
00:59:12We'll see you next time.
00:59:21Excuse.
00:59:23I'll be right back.
00:59:29Excuse me?
00:59:31Is this the Noah Windham mansion?
00:59:32Yes.
00:59:33This is Windham residence.
00:59:35We have an emergency.
00:59:37It's Lily.
00:59:37She's been in a serious accident at school.
00:59:40She may not make it.
00:59:41Please tell her mother to get here
00:59:42to the school library ASAP.
00:59:44Hurry!
00:59:56Students, parents, faculty,
00:59:59it is my great honor
01:00:01to introduce the new school year
01:00:03at Harrington Academy
01:00:04with this warm, wonderful open house.
01:00:09I would have...
01:00:10Help!
01:00:11Help!
01:00:11Please!
01:00:12Where are...
01:00:12Oh, here.
01:00:13Take...
01:00:13No, take the plane.
01:00:14I'm done with this.
01:00:16Has anyone seen my daughter?
01:00:18Can anybody help me, please?
01:00:19Is she okay?
01:00:21Now, I don't think your daughter is here.
01:00:24This is an elite institution.
01:00:26My daughter goes to this academy.
01:00:28What are you talking about?
01:00:29Wait.
01:00:31Haven't I seen you at Noah's mansion?
01:00:35You're the maid!
01:00:36You mean, your daughter is at the school?
01:00:40What's your name?
01:00:44Mom?
01:00:51Oh, wait, wait.
01:00:53Sorry.
01:00:54Sorry.
01:00:55Sorry.
01:00:56Oh, my God.
01:01:01Oh, my God.
01:01:05Her mother is a maid.
01:01:08She lied all along.
01:01:10Are you okay?
01:01:11Are you hurt?
01:01:11Are you all right?
01:01:12Well, yeah, Mom, I'm fine, but...
01:01:14Why are you here?
01:01:17Liar!
01:01:18Liar!
01:01:20Liar!
01:01:21Liar!
01:01:22Liar!
01:01:22Liar!
01:01:23Stop!
01:01:24All of you, just stop!
01:01:25There's a misunderstanding.
01:01:26This is your girl!
01:01:27She's...
01:01:28No!
01:01:32Misunderstanding!
01:01:33No!
01:01:33Girl, she's...
01:01:34No.
01:01:35Okay, Mom.
01:01:36Mom.
01:01:37Mom, we're running, okay?
01:01:41Okay?
01:01:45Everyone?
01:01:47This woman you see right here.
01:01:51Take a good look.
01:01:52This is my mother.
01:01:54Hey, she's not just any mother.
01:01:56She is the best mother in the entire world.
01:02:02She is one of the most hard-working, most loving, but most self-sacrificing person you'll ever meet.
01:02:13And I'm honored to even consider her my mom.
01:02:39Lily is the most perfect girl I've ever met.
01:02:43I have to make her mine.
01:02:54Sorry.
01:03:11Again.
01:03:12No.
01:03:12I didn't mean to trip you.
01:03:14It was an accident.
01:03:15Trust me.
01:03:17It was an accident.
01:03:20I just came to find you because I was wowed by your words earlier.
01:03:24Who are you and where have you been my whole life?
01:03:28Are you trolling me?
01:03:30No.
01:03:31In all seriousness, I'm going to say a couple things.
01:03:34Yeah?
01:03:36I want to apologize for treating you so badly.
01:03:40You didn't deserve that, and I'm sorry.
01:03:44And...
01:03:45I was wondering if you would go out with me.
01:03:56Wait.
01:03:58Jackson.
01:04:00I'm sorry.
01:04:01I can't.
01:04:02Is it because of Noah?
01:04:05Jackson.
01:04:06Please just give me a chance.
01:04:08Okay?
01:04:09It doesn't have to be right now.
01:04:10I'm a patient guy.
01:04:11I'm sorry.
01:04:15I'm sorry.
01:04:15You like chocolate?
01:04:16Let's go to my new machine.
01:04:18I'm a treat.
01:04:19Okay.
01:04:20But only chocolate.
01:04:21I don't have all day.
01:04:24I don't have all day.
01:04:24I don't have all day.
01:04:52What do you want?
01:04:56and i wanted to stop talking man who like dumb jackson
01:05:04you see someone's getting jealous
01:05:09i just want you to want a voice
01:05:11yeah
01:05:30so
01:05:36so
01:05:37so
01:05:38so
01:06:07come on
01:06:22no
01:06:25no
01:06:25no are you in there
01:06:26hi
01:06:32noah
01:06:36i heard what happened at your school's open house
01:06:39oh yeah what happened
01:06:41that shameless
01:06:43mother daughter maid duo threw a pity birdie
01:06:47careful don't bad mouth them
01:06:49noah you are being awfully nice to that
01:06:53lily girl
01:06:54if i find out there's something happening between the two of you
01:06:57i will ship you out of this house in a flash
01:07:01and this time it won't be someplace nice like london
01:07:04thank you
01:07:05russia
01:07:10what's that
01:07:17what
01:07:18that
01:07:22what
01:07:23what have i told you about not using coasters
01:07:32oh
01:07:33you almost beat your pants
01:07:35not funny
01:07:36bye bye mother boy
01:07:38oh hey
01:07:40where are you going
01:08:05it's my first time
01:08:07it's my first time
01:08:15i
01:08:16i
01:08:16i
01:08:17i
01:08:17i
01:08:40i
01:08:40i
01:08:41i
01:08:46i
01:08:47i
01:08:49i
01:08:49i
01:08:50i
01:08:50i
01:08:51i
01:08:54i
01:08:58i
01:09:00i
01:09:01i
01:09:02i can't go
01:09:04what why
01:09:05i just can't afford a dress
01:09:09nonsense
01:09:09here
01:09:10meet me up to class room 207
01:09:31i
01:09:32oh my
01:09:33god
01:09:35what
01:09:36ss
01:09:37ss
01:09:42ss
01:09:42ss
01:09:43ss
01:09:44ss
01:09:44ss
01:09:47ss
01:09:47ss
01:09:58ss
01:10:00ss
01:10:04ss
01:10:06ss
01:10:06ss
01:10:09ss
01:10:10ss
01:10:12ss
01:10:14Yes, but this must have cost you tens of thousands of dollars.
01:10:22You will pay me at every single time.
01:10:25I don't know.
01:10:29Love you.
01:10:59No, no, no. This can't be.
01:11:03There is absolutely zero chance my son would be interested in a homeless rag like Lily.
01:11:09But how did she afford that dress?
01:11:17I'll check Noah's bank account. That'll clear it up.
01:11:23$10,000 for that dress?
01:11:42Miss Wynne, are you alright?
01:11:47You!
01:11:48What? I didn't do anything.
01:11:52This is all your slut-faced charity case daughter's fault.
01:11:59I don't know what you mean.
01:12:00Ow!
01:12:01Ow!
01:12:01My leg!
01:12:03Your daughter just made the worst mistake of your life.
01:12:10No son of mine will ever date the daughter of a maid.
01:12:17Never!
01:12:22No!
01:12:23No.
01:12:28No son of mine.
01:12:29No son of mine.
01:12:34No son of mine will be the most honorable.
01:12:39No son of mine will be the most honorable.
01:12:48To you, T.O.P.unkt
01:12:481 Author.
01:12:49Oh my
01:12:49up? To you?
01:12:49No son of
01:12:50One day to
01:12:50me. Thank you.
01:12:50To you. I'm
01:12:52not. I'm
01:12:53not. I'm
01:12:53not. You're
01:12:53not. No son
01:13:00Oh my god, you look so gorgeous.
01:13:08Do you think she will leave you for the homecoming queen?
01:13:11Shut up, both of you.
01:13:14First she wants to steal my man, and now she wants to try and take my spot as homecoming queen?
01:13:19Well, girls, I guarantee you both of those things are not going to happen.
01:13:54Jackson.
01:13:59Sorry, am I interrupting something here?
01:14:03I don't know, Noah.
01:14:05Just wanted to tell you.
01:14:08You were stunned.
01:14:14Don't worry about him.
01:14:16Tonight's about us.
01:14:18Come on.
01:14:33All right, everyone.
01:14:35Wow.
01:14:36It's that special time of the night, but we're going to announce our homecoming king and queen.
01:14:45This year's homecoming king is...
01:14:54Noah Witness.
01:15:10And this year's homecoming queen is...
01:15:20And this year's homecoming queen is...
01:15:26Emma Chancellor.
01:15:33Oh, wait.
01:15:35Sorry.
01:15:37It's not Emma Chancellor.
01:15:41It's Lily Camp.
01:15:55No!
01:15:56Oh, wait.
01:15:57Oh, wait.
01:16:02No!
01:16:04No!
01:16:06No!
01:16:07Oh, wait.
01:16:12No!
01:16:13No!
01:16:43Shut it off! Shut it off, now!
01:16:52You cheap whore!
01:16:56You think you can ruin my life?
01:16:59My son's life with your seductive lies and manipulation?
01:17:05Pump, stop it! Get out of here!
01:17:07No, I need everyone to know what happened.
01:17:15This girl has stolen $10,000 from my bank account to buy this dress.
01:17:24Wait, that's not true! She's...
01:17:27Shut it!
01:17:29I got you a scholarship to this school. Your mother at Shaw. A place to stay that you could only
01:17:39ever dream of.
01:17:41And this is how you repay me.
01:17:44And this is what I'm not just gonna roll over and let you destroy me and my family.
01:17:51You are done at this school.
01:17:54I've already cancelled your scholarship. And... your mother.
01:18:02I beg you...
01:18:04Keep my mother out of it! It doesn't have been over!
01:18:07Oh, your mom's tired.
01:18:11Oh, where do you think you're going?
01:18:13I am not done with you yet.
01:18:17You still owe me one more thing.
01:18:19The dress and the shoes. Take them off.
01:18:24Right?
01:18:26No.
01:18:28Give it back!
01:18:30Give it back!
01:18:32Give it back!
01:18:37Give it back!
01:18:39Give it back!
01:18:40Give it back!
01:18:42Three...
01:18:43Two...
01:18:45Four...
01:19:31You fucking idiot!
01:19:32How could you let that happen?
01:19:42Finally, there's some justice around here.
01:19:48Hold up, hold up!
01:19:53But go!
01:19:54Go!
01:19:55No, I'm not going to let you go!
01:19:56Stop!
01:19:57Are you blind?
01:19:58I can't see what's going on.
01:20:02We could never be together.
01:20:04Ever.
01:20:06We don't want the same world.
01:20:09And it will never be like that.
01:20:11No matter what, would you have to bother me?
01:20:15I tried to get in my life.
01:20:16I was fine without you.
01:20:19You ruined everything.
01:20:32Oh, God.
01:20:35Oh, God.
01:20:37Oh, my God.
01:21:06No, they moved out.
01:21:14Come on.
01:21:15Come on.
01:21:21If I were you, I would hang up.
01:21:24You wouldn't be making your father very proud now, would you?
01:21:30Think about it.
01:21:32You have too much to lose, Noah.
01:21:35I don't even know what you're talking about.
01:21:37I just lost the only thing that matters to me, and it's your fault.
01:21:52I don't know what you're talking about.
01:22:13You two belong to that.
01:22:16You're the winner, guy.
01:22:30How am I going to do it?
01:22:31I think I know where to find her.
01:22:33Come on.
01:22:55Hey, sweet cheeks.
01:23:01My table's dirty.
01:23:03Why don't you come give it a little rubdown for me?
01:23:15Hey.
01:23:19Looks like you missed this one.
01:23:29God damn, you look good, baby.
01:23:31You look good.
01:23:32How about a lap dance, baby?
01:23:33I'll give you the biggest tip you ever got.
01:23:35Let go of me.
01:23:37Vic, grab her.
01:23:40No.
01:23:41Just like no one's around.
01:23:42We've got a little sex getting all to ourselves.
01:23:44No.
01:23:45My God, homie, stop.
01:23:46I don't know.
01:23:48Let her go.
01:23:52Let her go.
01:23:57Let her go.
01:23:58Let her go.
01:23:58Let her go.
01:24:03Let her go.
01:24:19Hey, Jackson, how about you show this gentleman the door?
01:24:22Great idea, bro.
01:24:27That's him.
01:24:29It's not work.
01:24:30What?
01:24:49Thanks for helping me, guys.
01:24:52Truly.
01:24:54But, uh, my boss wants me to close the diner for the day.
01:24:57Don't worry about the coffees.
01:24:58It's only possible.
01:24:59Hey, man.
01:25:05We have good news.
01:25:09What?
01:25:10You've been reinstated back in school.
01:25:16What are you talking about?
01:25:22We had a nice little job at the principal.
01:25:24Let's just say he had a change of heart.
01:25:27Right, Noah?
01:25:36Look.
01:25:39We have lots of evidence.
01:25:41You're taking away the city for fixing breaks.
01:25:45Isn't that right, Noah?
01:25:51But, we'll make sure we're looking tight, Tom.
01:25:55You should be in state, Lily.
01:25:56Not for a full run.
01:25:58What do you say?
01:26:01Well, yes.
01:26:04You mean...
01:26:05Yup.
01:26:06You're expecting back in school tomorrow morning.
01:26:10Oh, my God.
01:26:13Uh, thank you.
01:26:16Noah.
01:26:16Uh, what do you think I am?
01:26:39Is this some kind of toy that you love to share?
01:26:42No.
01:26:48You two belong together.
01:26:52As for me, you can always take me as your brother.
01:26:55Always be your one-mother.
01:26:58Get you two, Lily, since tomorrow morning.
01:27:03I'm so sorry, Lily.
01:27:07I was an idiot.
01:27:08But I promise I will defend you.
01:27:11Treat you like the princess you are.
01:27:18Oh, Noah.
01:27:21Are you ready for your big return?
01:27:24Absolutely.
01:27:25Absolutely.
01:27:59Girls, I thought this slimeball ho-bag was kicked out for good.
01:28:09You're in my way.
01:28:11I'm in.
01:28:12Looks like I'm gonna have to kick your ass out of here myself.
01:28:20Oh!
01:28:23Looks like you're a little bit here to polish you.
01:28:30Oh, my God, Lily.
01:28:31You're such a badass.
01:28:35Hey, Lily.
01:28:35I'm throwing a party this Friday night.
01:28:37You wanna come?
01:28:38Lily, I'm so sorry about Emma.
01:28:41She forced us to treat you like that.
01:28:44That it was all her fault?
01:28:48Please forgive us.
01:28:50Please forgive us.
01:28:50We'd love to be a friend.
01:28:58No!
01:29:16We'd love to be a friend.
01:29:17We're this way.
01:29:36We'd love to be a fan.
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