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Resurrected to be The Queen Bee (2026) - Full Movie
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00:00:00This is me, casually ruining my husband's life.
00:00:04Twenty years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:10Those clothes, those highlights, a Tamagotchi?
00:00:15I went back to 2006.
00:00:17Vote me for senior prom queen!
00:00:21Later, loser.
00:00:23Nothing's changed.
00:00:24Loser! Loser!
00:00:26Mia, sit down!
00:00:28But that's the thing about second chances.
00:00:30You can always flip the script.
00:00:37You're a good chicken-ass. I like this new you.
00:00:40High school bucket list item number one.
00:00:42Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:00:47Be brave even when it scares you.
00:00:50I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:00:54Do it, queen. Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:00:57Shut it, wannabe Lance.
00:00:59Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:01:01Start the riot.
00:01:02Food fight!
00:01:05There's only one girl that I've never really liked.
00:01:08And it's not, Jess.
00:01:10Will you officially be my prom date so you can predict the future?
00:01:14Actually, I'm from the future.
00:01:18No.
00:01:26There's only two girls that are fighting.
00:01:28Everybody says things get better after graduation.
00:01:32But twenty years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:01:34Don't fly!
00:01:40This is me.
00:01:42Casually ruining my house.
00:01:51Mia?
00:01:52Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:01:58No. Sorry, Jessica.
00:02:00But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:02:04Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac.
00:02:06You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:02:08Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:02:12C-C-C-K.
00:02:16I still run this school podcast.
00:02:19Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:02:21Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement
00:02:25from the class of 2006's prom king and queen,
00:02:29Connor Oliver, and Jessica Hart.
00:02:40You okay?
00:02:41Am I okay?
00:02:43My forever crush just walked in looking at her Disney prints,
00:02:46and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name, but details.
00:02:49Yeah.
00:02:51Me?
00:02:52Yeah, I'm super good.
00:02:54You seem really amazing.
00:02:57Look who's talking.
00:02:58Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:03:01You're such a big shot in the city.
00:03:04I'm actually...
00:03:05I came here for someone very special.
00:03:09I came back for you.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:12Um...
00:03:13Can I talk to you later?
00:03:14It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp
00:03:18and find me telling how I feel.
00:03:20Absolutely.
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:22Actually, I want to...
00:03:23Come on, come.
00:03:24Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:03:27So let's give them one.
00:03:31We came back.
00:03:43Jessica, what the hell?
00:03:45Mia!
00:03:46Come here.
00:03:47Hey, it's okay.
00:03:48You're gonna be alright.
00:03:49Just hold on.
00:03:51I wish I could go back.
00:03:53What do you mean?
00:03:53Go back where?
00:03:54Then I could tell you...
00:03:56How much.
00:03:56How much you want?
00:03:58Hey, Mia.
00:03:58Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:04:00Mia, look at me.
00:04:00What did you want to tell me?
00:04:03Tell me.
00:04:04Tell me.
00:04:07Am I...
00:04:09Dead?
00:04:12Or did my wish come true?
00:04:14Did I really get a second chance?
00:04:19Holy bananas.
00:04:21No more frame lines.
00:04:22I look 18 again.
00:04:24Which means...
00:04:27Look, the freak show lives.
00:04:29Rise and shine, Mia.
00:04:31I've got a mountain of my homework for you.
00:04:36Those clothes.
00:04:38Those highlights.
00:04:40A...
00:04:40Tamagotchi?
00:04:42I went back to...
00:04:442006?
00:04:49When else would it be reject?
00:04:51Calendar much?
00:04:54Miss Thompson?
00:04:56May I be excused?
00:04:57I think I'm hallucinating.
00:04:58Mamie, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:05:04Loser!
00:05:05Loser!
00:05:06Loser!
00:05:09Loser!
00:05:10Loser!
00:05:11Loser!
00:05:11Nothing's changed.
00:05:12Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:05:15And nobody.
00:05:16The girl who can't fight back.
00:05:18But that's the thing about second chances.
00:05:20You can always flip the script.
00:05:23High school bucket list item number one.
00:05:25Never put up with bullying again.
00:05:31Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:05:35Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office!
00:05:39Why?
00:05:40For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:05:43They do this every day!
00:05:51Don't be silly.
00:05:54Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:05:58She would never break.
00:06:01She just...
00:06:02Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:06:11Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:06:13And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:06:21Okay.
00:06:22So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:06:27Oh!
00:06:31Oops!
00:06:32What can I say?
00:06:34Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:06:38A shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:42What's cleaning up?
00:06:43That's acid.
00:06:44I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:06:48And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:06:57Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:07:02Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:07:14Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:07:25So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:07:28High school bucket list item number two.
00:07:30Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention.
00:07:34Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:07:39Don't-
00:07:41Don't call me that.
00:07:42Or what?
00:07:42Little miss st-st-stutter!
00:07:45This time, no more shrinking.
00:07:48You do that again?
00:07:49I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:07:51Hmm.
00:07:52What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:07:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:07:59You're cheating your way into college.
00:08:00And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:08:04Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:08:07Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:08:12Let's see what this does to yours.
00:08:22Mia, put the bottle down!
00:08:27No!
00:08:28No!
00:08:29High school bucket list item number three.
00:08:31Teach your least favorite teacher a list.
00:08:33Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:08:35Freak science accident.
00:08:37Blame chemistry?
00:08:39God!
00:08:41Damn, Mia.
00:08:43Wasn't expecting that.
00:08:44Little fight looks good on you.
00:08:47Use your words.
00:08:48Don't get lost in that smile.
00:08:50Just say something.
00:08:51No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:08:54No.
00:08:56You look good kicking ass.
00:08:57I like this new you.
00:08:59I like the new me, too.
00:09:02Goodbye, shy girl.
00:09:03Hello, high school 2.0.
00:09:07You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:09:12What's next, Mia?
00:09:13Running for prom, queen!
00:09:15Stop!
00:09:16No!
00:09:16You know what?
00:09:18Maybe I will.
00:09:19Literally, no one knows you.
00:09:21And you want to run against me?
00:09:23Anyone can wear a crown.
00:09:25Not people like you.
00:09:29Need a reminder?
00:09:31Nikki!
00:09:32Sharpie!
00:09:33Now!
00:09:36If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:09:40Feel!
00:09:45Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:09:49High school bucket list item number four.
00:09:52Be brave even when it scares you.
00:09:55I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:10:01Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:10:06Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:10:08We lost Dutch after high school.
00:10:10I am not losing them again.
00:10:12I did.
00:10:14I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:10:16I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:10:19Come here.
00:10:21It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:10:24And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:10:32Great!
00:10:32More maggots have arrived.
00:10:35Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:10:39The misfits.
00:10:41The outcasts.
00:10:42Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of perfect.
00:10:47Do it, Queen.
00:10:48Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:10:50Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:10:52Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:10:55Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:05And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:11:15Connor?
00:11:15What the hell did you just give her?
00:11:17Was that your number?
00:11:19My vote.
00:11:23Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:11:26ConCon!
00:11:27You already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:11:30We have to do this.
00:11:32Together.
00:11:33Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:11:36Except for me.
00:11:38I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:11:41Everyone wants to date me!
00:11:43I'm head cheerleader!
00:11:45You're the basketball captain!
00:11:47Even our parents want us together!
00:11:49It's destiny!
00:11:50May the best girl win.
00:11:53Ah, Mr. Oliver.
00:11:55Fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:11:59Understood?
00:12:02Got it.
00:12:05Where do you think you're going?
00:12:06We have a pop quiz on...
00:12:08Period Relativity.
00:12:10The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:12:15I'll come back for my A later.
00:12:17You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:12:19High school bucket list item number five.
00:12:21Ditch class like a badass.
00:12:23Check it!
00:12:24If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:12:28You wasted.
00:12:31How?
00:12:33Told ya.
00:12:35See ya later, Misty.
00:12:43Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:12:47Oh!
00:12:48Oh!
00:12:49Oh!
00:12:50Oh!
00:12:50Um...
00:12:53Hey, Nina?
00:12:55Um...
00:12:55I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:12:58Um...
00:12:58I'll get off you now.
00:13:00Uh, you good?
00:13:02Yeah!
00:13:03Ooh!
00:13:04Where are your necklace?
00:13:05Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:13:07It's been in my family for years.
00:13:08It's like indestructible.
00:13:09Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:13:10Thanks.
00:13:11Um...
00:13:11My mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:13:15She's nuts.
00:13:18You know, I...
00:13:19I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:13:21Wow.
00:13:22Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:13:25Jess?
00:13:26Hmm.
00:13:26Why would I give it to Jess?
00:13:28Well, because you two are a thing.
00:13:30You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:13:34I like who?
00:13:35Uh, nothing.
00:13:36No.
00:13:36It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:13:41She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:13:43You do.
00:13:44I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:13:48That's why you won my vote.
00:13:51I thought you liked her.
00:13:53Wow.
00:13:56To be honest with you, Mihai...
00:14:00There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:14:03And it's not Jess.
00:14:06Then who?
00:14:09Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:14:14Is...
00:14:15Oh my god, Mia!
00:14:16Are you okay?
00:14:17Sorry.
00:14:18Oh, fuck.
00:14:19No, yeah, I'm fine. I'm great.
00:14:20What were you saying about the who you like?
00:14:21Oh, she's out of my league.
00:14:24She...
00:14:24God.
00:14:25It's okay.
00:14:26Yeah, I'm afraid.
00:14:27Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:14:30And she's...
00:14:32And smart.
00:14:35And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:14:39You're not dumb, Connor.
00:14:42She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:14:45Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:14:50Cool.
00:14:50Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:14:54High school bucket list item number six.
00:14:57Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're a crush like someone else.
00:15:01What did you have in mind?
00:15:02Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:15:09Make you prom queen.
00:15:12What do you think?
00:15:21Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:15:26Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:15:30Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:15:33Dr. Jessica!
00:15:37If I don't take her on now, I'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:15:45Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:15:47You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:15:52Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:15:58Oh, man. Here goes nothing.
00:16:01Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:16:06What's his challenge?
00:16:07A chemistry test.
00:16:09Well, great. Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:16:13Sexual chemistry.
00:16:16Sexual...what?
00:16:17The rules are simple.
00:16:19Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:16:26You down?
00:16:29Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:16:39Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap.
00:16:42Bite me, knee pads. Your little friend lost. Connor's mine, okay?
00:16:47This is the reunion all over again. I'm not letting her win this time.
00:16:52What the hell was that?
00:16:53Me winning. Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:16:57Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show us best, freak.
00:17:02Are you sure you want to do this?
00:17:04Did your man, Mia?
00:17:05Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:17:07You don't have to put on a show for them. Or anybody.
00:17:10You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:17:13You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:17:16Oops, was that a secret?
00:17:18I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:17:21Just follow my lead.
00:17:23High school bucket list item number set.
00:17:25Make the first move.
00:17:27No, you follow my lead.
00:17:33You follow my lead.
00:17:50So you guys, who did it better?
00:17:53Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
00:17:59Oh, damn. Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:18:04How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:18:09I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:18:13Not if I can help it.
00:18:15The whole town wants us together!
00:18:17Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:18:20GONNER!
00:18:24Mia!
00:18:25Your prince is waiting.
00:18:28Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:18:31Stop drooling! Go over there!
00:18:33Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:18:36Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:18:37Use tall times!
00:18:38I can't!
00:18:41Mia, we really need to talk...
00:18:45...about that kiss.
00:18:48Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:18:51College.
00:18:52Science majors are slowier than you think.
00:18:54Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:18:56No.
00:18:57But I will.
00:18:59One day.
00:19:00My magic eight ball said so.
00:19:02So you can predict the future?
00:19:05Actually, I'm from the future.
00:19:07Right.
00:19:08It's my secret superpower, so...
00:19:10Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:19:15Somewhere.
00:19:16Where there's less interruptions.
00:19:19Connor?
00:19:21I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:19:23And it's not like you want to date me, so...
00:19:26Actually, about that, yeah.
00:19:27Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:19:33Yeah?
00:19:34Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:19:39At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:19:42Fine.
00:19:43Yeah, look.
00:19:44For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:19:51So we could team up.
00:19:55Wait.
00:19:56You really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:20:01You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:20:04You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:20:06No.
00:20:09Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:15You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:20:18If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:20:25Still want to do this?
00:20:28Why not?
00:20:29Baking is just chemistry.
00:20:32Let the best baker win.
00:20:34Ew.
00:20:36And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:20:40Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:20:46What are you talking about?
00:20:48You don't look the part yet, Nina.
00:20:50Let us help you out.
00:21:01Later, loser.
00:21:05Let me guess.
00:21:07Just a bitch strikes again.
00:21:08I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:21:11You want me to go, Cursor?
00:21:12Thanks for the thought, Kay.
00:21:14I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:21:16Never gonna have to give you an edge.
00:21:18Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:21:22Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:21:24Why?
00:21:24Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:21:32Hey, Mia.
00:21:33Where are you?
00:21:35Where's your baking buddy?
00:21:37Did she chicken out last night?
00:21:47I don't know.
00:22:01I don't know.
00:22:02I don't know.
00:22:05I don't know.
00:22:06The bucket list item number eight.
00:22:08Flirt like a hot girl.
00:22:09Look who's talking, Chef.
00:22:12Ready to win?
00:22:13Stop putting on a show!
00:22:15This event is supposed to be about me!
00:22:17Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:22:20Call me Queen.
00:22:25Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:22:28Boo!
00:22:35Shut up or die!
00:22:40Alright.
00:22:41Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:22:43To your tables, please.
00:22:44Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:22:46Oh, yeah. We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:22:50It's really easy.
00:22:52What?
00:22:53It's science meets sweets.
00:22:55Come on.
00:22:57Alright, contestants.
00:22:58The bake-off begins...
00:23:00Now!
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:03I will spread this in.
00:23:06Like this. Like that.
00:23:15And then...
00:23:16This.
00:23:17That's on your nose.
00:23:19Okay.
00:23:19That's too much.
00:23:20That's too much.
00:23:26That's too much.
00:23:28No more.
00:23:29Come out, please.
00:23:34Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:23:37Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:23:45Oops.
00:23:48Oops.
00:23:50Foot slipped.
00:23:51Sorry, not sorry.
00:23:53Oops.
00:23:54Sorry.
00:23:56My hand slipped.
00:23:58Oops.
00:23:59Oh!
00:24:00Oh, she's awful.
00:24:03Oh!
00:24:04If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:24:07She just kicked our table.
00:24:08I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:24:11Get back to work.
00:24:13It's fine. It's fine.
00:24:14So what do we do now?
00:24:15A good scientist.
00:24:17Always.
00:24:18Has a plan.
00:24:21And...
00:24:23Time.
00:24:26The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:24:31Jessica, you're up.
00:24:34It is a model of my mansion.
00:24:37And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of me.
00:24:41So great!
00:24:44This is our dessert.
00:24:45It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:24:51Come on.
00:25:12And all the votes are in.
00:25:15The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:25:25The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:25:35Mia Watkins!
00:25:37Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:25:45That's amazing.
00:25:48We did it!
00:25:50I can't believe it!
00:25:51Oh, that's my queen!
00:25:53That's my best friend!
00:25:54We love her!
00:25:55Best day of my life.
00:25:58I knew you could do that.
00:26:02No!
00:26:04Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:26:10Not anymore.
00:26:11Oh!
00:26:14I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:26:17I'm sorry.
00:26:18High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:26:22Start a riot.
00:26:23Make it epic.
00:26:26Food fight!
00:26:30Food fight!
00:26:33Popular kids versus fans!
00:26:35Stop it!
00:26:36Stop it!
00:26:37Stop it!
00:26:43Stop!
00:26:44Stop!
00:26:51Team Jessica! Team Mia!
00:26:52Get over here right now!
00:26:56Principal Davis.
00:26:58Before you say anything.
00:27:00Mia started it!
00:27:02Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:27:05You and your friends can go.
00:27:06What?
00:27:08No, she's lying!
00:27:10I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:27:12You know what?
00:27:13No.
00:27:15I like having an attitude.
00:27:17I lived for years without one.
00:27:19And now, it's here to stay.
00:27:22One more bad word.
00:27:24One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:27:28Fine.
00:27:29I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad ride you.
00:27:35Oh, sorry.
00:27:37No one knows about that yet.
00:27:38Both of you, pack your bags.
00:27:43Wait, are we suspended?
00:27:45I can't get suspended.
00:27:46My dad's going to fly back through his business trip and get me killed.
00:27:48No, no, no.
00:27:49I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:27:51You're both free to go.
00:27:53Wait, for real?
00:27:54Of course.
00:27:55You're both free to go.
00:27:56And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:27:59The door's always open.
00:28:00How much money did her dad give you?
00:28:04Uh, $147,347 dollars.
00:28:07You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:28:10Come on.
00:28:11On a second though, why don't you help me clean up here, my star students.
00:28:18What the fuck was that?
00:28:22Whoa.
00:28:23Did you see the look on his face?
00:28:25Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:28:27How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:28:29Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:28:32Right.
00:28:33It's not big deal.
00:28:34Yeah.
00:28:36So tell me.
00:28:38What do you see in our future tonight?
00:28:41Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:28:43Oh, yeah.
00:28:45What's that one again?
00:28:46Uh, anatomy.
00:28:47It's the study of the-
00:28:48Human body.
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:52You want to do it at my place?
00:28:54My parents aren't home.
00:28:55Your place?
00:28:57Like a-
00:28:59Ooh.
00:29:00Like us?
00:29:01Together?
00:29:02Alone?
00:29:03Yeah.
00:29:04Let's go, professor.
00:29:06I promise to be a good boy.
00:29:10Okay.
00:29:52Hey!flowSeal
00:29:55of Hollywood equality Do you
00:30:21Yeah, Mia, Mia.
00:30:25Were you moaning at my questions?
00:30:27Not that dumb.
00:30:28No, no.
00:30:29I was asking about question number four.
00:30:32Actors abdominis.
00:30:33What is it?
00:30:36Get up.
00:30:37I'm going to show you, and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:30:42All right.
00:30:43Please me.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:48Okay.
00:30:49All right.
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51Okay.
00:31:13Is that the name?
00:31:15The name is that long.
00:31:16No, no, no.
00:31:17You forgot about that, but it's not important.
00:31:21Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:31:23He likes someone else.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:31:33But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot of less clothes.
00:31:49The rules are simple.
00:31:51If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:31:54Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:31:56High school bucket list item number 10.
00:31:59Unleash your inner vixen.
00:32:01No.
00:32:02No.
00:32:03Are you ready to lose?
00:32:06Trapezobezius.
00:32:07Where?
00:32:08Oh my...
00:32:14Um, brachialis.
00:32:25That's cheating!
00:32:27Don't look at that.
00:32:48You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:32:52pretty close.
00:32:53That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:32:58I may have made up a few questions.
00:33:01Uh, to level the playing field.
00:33:04You!
00:33:05They're all...
00:33:06Bad girl.
00:33:09Violence is against the rules, so as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:33:22Make me.
00:33:26Careful what you wish for.
00:33:30Oh my god!
00:33:32Oh no!
00:33:34What are you doing?
00:33:36Oh my god!
00:33:37Oh my god!
00:33:37You're crazy!
00:33:39No, I'm not just sure.
00:33:43That's for cheating.
00:33:52Connor!
00:33:53Are you in there?
00:33:54Oh shit!
00:33:55That's my dad!
00:33:56No!
00:33:56No!
00:33:56No!
00:33:57No!
00:33:58Oh no no no no no!
00:33:59Come on, come on, come on!
00:34:00Okay!
00:34:02Yeah, just a second!
00:34:04I'm sorry!
00:34:07I'm sorry!
00:34:11I'm sorry!
00:34:12I'm sorry!
00:34:14I'm sorry!
00:34:14It's good!
00:34:16I'm sorry!
00:34:16I'm sorry!
00:34:16Yeah!
00:34:19He's good!
00:34:20Oh, hey dad, this is Mia.
00:34:21She's my new tutor.
00:34:22Hi, Mr. Oliver!
00:34:23Tutor, huh?
00:34:25Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:34:28So much for her tutoring.
00:34:30Dad, it's not like that.
00:34:33Mia is...
00:34:33Unimportant.
00:34:36Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:34:39She's from a good family.
00:34:40At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:34:42Dad!
00:34:44Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:34:48Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:34:54You're 18.
00:34:56Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:34:58Embarrassing?
00:34:59Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:35:01You know what? Never mind.
00:35:02Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:35:03I will help Connor pass.
00:35:06And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:35:10Oh?
00:35:11How can you be so sure?
00:35:13Just a hunch.
00:35:14Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:35:16Connor, wait!
00:35:17Just...
00:35:18Please talk to him.
00:35:19You can fix this.
00:35:20I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:35:22I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:35:25I need to speak with my son.
00:35:27Alone.
00:35:30Dad, wait!
00:35:39Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:35:41Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:35:53Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:35:56I think everything's okay.
00:35:58Today's test results were...
00:36:02Abysmal.
00:36:03But we did have two perfect scores.
00:36:07Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:36:11And congratulations, Connor.
00:36:14Keep up the good work.
00:36:24You got it.
00:36:24Good job.
00:36:28Thank you, Mia.
00:36:32Seriously, thank you.
00:36:34I wouldn't have ever been able to pass that test without you.
00:36:37Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:36:41Have you talked to him?
00:36:42Maybe you two could work things out.
00:36:43I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do, you know?
00:36:51Can't just magically fix my own man.
00:36:53I have to try.
00:36:55Your dad's running out of time.
00:36:57That's enough dad talk.
00:36:58I have a surprise for you.
00:37:02Oh.
00:37:04Wait, before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this
00:37:09weekend for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:37:12So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:37:25Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:37:28We have a party to ruin.
00:37:31Here you go.
00:37:32We'll see you this weekend.
00:37:32Come to the party.
00:37:34Yes.
00:37:36Oh, shit.
00:37:36That's my dad.
00:37:37Come on, let's pass before you see me.
00:37:38Wait, no.
00:37:39Just show him your test.
00:37:39He'll be thrilled.
00:37:40I'll show him another time.
00:37:41No, no, no.
00:37:41You don't have time.
00:37:42Just trust me.
00:37:44Come on, Connor.
00:37:45Talk to him.
00:37:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:46Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:37:49Hey, Dad.
00:37:49Hi, sir.
00:37:50What are you doing here?
00:37:54I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:37:58If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:38:01I aced it.
00:38:08Thanks to Mia.
00:38:10No.
00:38:10No, I, like, barely helped at all.
00:38:12It was all Connor.
00:38:12You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:38:14Pride has to be earned.
00:38:16Connor's got a long way to go.
00:38:20You see that little gremlin over there?
00:38:25I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:38:31Got it.
00:38:33What if I can't do it?
00:38:35Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:38:38Force her.
00:38:46Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:38:49Can I borrow you real quick?
00:38:50I just had a quick chemistry question.
00:38:52Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking to
00:38:55me now?
00:38:55You're super smart and sexy, and, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:39:02So, can I get one or what?
00:39:04Don't fucking touch her.
00:39:05Hey, enough.
00:39:06You are on thin ice as it is.
00:39:08No fights.
00:39:09Do you hear me?
00:39:10Luke, stop.
00:39:11I'm busy.
00:39:11Mia, please.
00:39:12Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:39:15Can you help me?
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:17Just this once.
00:39:19Connor, listen.
00:39:21I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:39:25Dad, I gotta go.
00:39:26I'll talk to you another time.
00:39:28Get off me.
00:39:29I know you got that party coming up.
00:39:30The invite's still open.
00:39:32I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Five minutes.
00:39:42Okay.
00:39:44All right, let's go.
00:39:48Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:39:57CopCon!
00:39:58What a surprise!
00:40:00I'm busy, Jessica.
00:40:01Doing what?
00:40:02Looking for Mia.
00:40:04I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:40:08Oh, you know Mia.
00:40:10She would do anything to be popular.
00:40:12But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:40:19She's gonna break your heart!
00:40:21And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:40:32I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:40:34No, no, no, no, wait.
00:40:35You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:40:39We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:40:43Hey!
00:40:43Get the fuck off her!
00:40:45Oh!
00:40:47Oh!
00:40:48Oh, shit.
00:40:49Caps here!
00:40:49Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:40:52You might have a bro of this.
00:40:56Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:41:01Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:41:09All right.
00:41:10Come on.
00:41:11What better party did you get to?
00:41:15Fine.
00:41:16I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:41:20You know, for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:41:27walking away together.
00:41:33You know, that walking steroid, he's not even close to my type.
00:41:39So, who is?
00:41:42Hewler.
00:41:47You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:41:56It's crazy.
00:41:57What?
00:41:57It's so funny.
00:41:59Who is it?
00:42:04Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:42:08She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:42:10You should come.
00:42:11My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:42:12No, I can't.
00:42:14I have to change for that party.
00:42:16Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:42:18High school bucket list item number 11.
00:42:20Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:42:23She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:42:27You could probably borrow that.
00:42:28If you're into that.
00:42:30She more or less than her.
00:42:32Yeah.
00:42:33Or not.
00:42:34I mean.
00:42:34No.
00:42:35If you're into it.
00:42:37Really?
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41Yeah.
00:42:41I mean, our proton's positive.
00:42:44Right?
00:42:45Get it?
00:42:46Oh, yeah.
00:42:47It's going way of the way.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:48Yeah, let's go.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:42:55Come on.
00:42:56I need an answer.
00:42:59Okay.
00:43:00Should I?
00:43:00All right.
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:14Look.
00:43:20Wow.
00:43:22Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:43:24You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are gonna be famous
00:43:29What? Are you like a psychic or something? No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:43:36Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are
00:43:41freaking rough, dude
00:43:43Well, if I die by then just blink twice so I can skip finals
00:43:58Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's gonna happen, who shows up first?
00:44:04I actually have no idea
00:44:11Hey Con Con
00:44:13Hey Sasquatch
00:44:15I'm here. So your party is not the total bust and I brought party favors
00:44:21Everyone's already done studying on the way over
00:44:50I tried to stop her but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse silence
00:44:55So cute
00:44:56Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade
00:45:01Yeah, page four
00:45:03She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book
00:45:08Hey
00:45:10Hey
00:45:12I liked your pigtails
00:45:13And everybody had braces, Mia
00:45:17This shit doesn't matter
00:45:20Actually
00:45:26Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:45:29Um, yeah, that's kind of the whole point
00:45:32Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her NSYNC roasters?
00:45:38See page seven
00:45:38As long as it's not you, I'm good
00:45:41Are you blind?
00:45:43She's been fugly since birth and now everybody knows it
00:45:46You know
00:45:48You know
00:45:48A year ago this book would have destroyed me
00:45:52But now I know everything in here made me who I am today
00:45:59So go ahead
00:46:01Read away
00:46:02I have nothing to hide
00:46:04Unlike you
00:46:05If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you
00:46:07For all the horrible things you've done
00:46:08You have nothing on me, poser
00:46:10What about
00:46:11What about
00:46:12What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:46:16What?
00:46:17I
00:46:19Nobody knows about that
00:46:20You just wait till Facebook
00:46:23Facebook?
00:46:24What?
00:46:24Okay, English much?
00:46:25You know, this little tough girl act
00:46:27Is cute and all
00:46:28But the only one getting exposed today
00:46:31Is you
00:46:41What are you hiding back there Mia?
00:46:43Your couch potato
00:46:44Yeah
00:46:45Show us your stressed out brain pain
00:46:48That is way too far
00:46:49Jessica
00:46:51My mom gave her that dress
00:46:52And it looks tragic on her
00:46:54Honestly, I was helping
00:46:55Hey
00:46:57You're beautiful Mia
00:46:58And you know it
00:46:59It's okay
00:47:00I'm not embarrassed
00:47:06Jessica
00:47:06You think being prom queen is all about looks?
00:47:10Okay?
00:47:13High school bucket list item number 12
00:47:15Flown it while you've got it
00:47:37Holy shit, Mia
00:47:39Woo
00:47:40Yes
00:47:40Yes, Mia
00:47:41Okay, Mia
00:47:42Doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back
00:47:45Wow
00:47:45Look at you
00:47:47Pretending to be hot and popular
00:47:49FYI
00:47:50You will never be like us
00:47:52You will never live like us
00:47:54No, I want to live better
00:47:56How about a game of truth or dare?
00:47:59I dare you all
00:48:01To strip something off
00:48:06High school bucket list item number 13
00:48:09Find someone who's just as crazy as you
00:48:13Who cares if they stripped?
00:48:15Anyone can do that
00:48:16I can do it
00:48:17And I bet I can do it
00:48:19Even better
00:48:30Fine
00:48:31Let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party
00:48:34Bye, Jess
00:48:40Even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:48:43Even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:49:08Oh
00:49:09My wrist
00:49:11I think I sprained it
00:49:13Hey
00:49:13Hey
00:49:14Hey
00:49:16Hey, she's not waking up
00:49:17She needs help
00:49:19Someone at least get me some ice
00:49:21Now
00:49:22No
00:49:23Don't make me ask again, bitches
00:49:26You can't quit on me right now
00:49:27Mia
00:49:28Not before I
00:49:29Not before I tell you that I
00:49:34Mia, I've always
00:49:36Mia
00:49:37Hey
00:49:37Hey
00:49:39Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:49:40Yeah
00:49:41Yeah
00:49:42Yeah
00:49:44What happened?
00:49:46Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game
00:49:48Okay
00:49:49I
00:49:50Was trying to recycle
00:49:51How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:49:57I didn't see that coming
00:50:01Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:50:04Okay
00:50:04Hey, party's over
00:50:05Everyone out
00:50:07You heard him
00:50:08Go
00:50:08Get out
00:50:09Remember, vote me up
00:50:10Vote me up
00:50:11I got you
00:50:13Come on
00:50:13Let's go
00:50:21Okay
00:50:22Okay
00:50:22Okay
00:50:24Thank you
00:50:26For saving my life
00:50:27I'm just glad you're okay
00:50:29For the record
00:50:32You look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:50:41What's wrong?
00:50:42Jess never gets better
00:50:44Better at what?
00:50:47Her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:50:50And somehow she still ends up with you
00:50:55I would never date Jessica
00:50:57Connor
00:50:58Seriously
00:50:59Stop
00:51:01Don't
00:51:02Make promises you can't keep
00:51:05You know the girl I actually do like
00:51:09She
00:51:10I know
00:51:10She's a genius
00:51:11You're getting your grades up for her
00:51:13It's really cool
00:51:15Get some rest
00:51:17I'll be in the guest room
00:51:19Connor
00:51:20Can you stay with me?
00:51:40You're the genius, Tommy
00:51:43I'm doing this all for you
00:52:14You have a beautiful voice
00:52:18You scared me
00:52:21God
00:52:22No, I don't
00:52:23I like the same when I'm busy or bored
00:52:27So it's never around anyone
00:52:29Which is good
00:52:31I'm not just anyone
00:52:37What is all this?
00:52:39Well
00:52:40You know the tradition
00:52:42Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:52:46You want to help me wrap?
00:52:49Mia, this is amazing
00:52:51No one else would do this for their class
00:52:56I've never met anyone like you
00:53:00Not yet anyway
00:53:06So
00:53:06Hit ball girl
00:53:09What's future me like?
00:53:11Don't tell me I'm a dipshit
00:53:13You're not
00:53:14You're not
00:53:15Don't even look
00:53:16I know you're not
00:53:19You're
00:53:20You're
00:53:20You're
00:53:20Actually
00:53:21Super successful
00:53:23And really smart
00:53:26Kind
00:53:30You're pretty
00:53:32Perfect
00:53:37No wonder I was in love
00:53:46Hold up, who did you say you're in love with?
00:53:48No one
00:53:49No one
00:53:51I meant that I was in love with being from the future
00:53:57Because now I know all these things are awesome
00:54:02Yeah
00:54:04So
00:54:04So who do I get married to?
00:54:07Jessica Alba
00:54:10So you gotta get over that Britney crash because things get complicated
00:54:15Okay
00:54:17You know I can actually read the future also
00:54:20Really?
00:54:21You know what I see in our future?
00:54:28Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:54:31I'd love to
00:54:34Okay
00:54:35Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:54:38I'm sure he
00:54:40Will come to other games
00:54:41He's busy
00:54:43He's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:54:46Wait, wait
00:54:48Connor
00:54:50Your dad
00:54:51Enough about my dad
00:54:52Actually
00:54:53Come on
00:54:54You don't wanna be late
00:54:56Okay
00:55:10Hey
00:55:10Everyone's gonna love these, Amira
00:55:12This will win you crazy votes
00:55:15Sure
00:55:16But
00:55:20I also just wanted to do something nice
00:55:22Because
00:55:23In a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:55:27And who knows what will happen then
00:55:29Right?
00:55:31I don't know
00:55:32I don't know
00:55:34I don't know
00:55:35Graduate in style, besties
00:55:37Oh
00:55:39You're too late, Butterface
00:55:42The class loved my gifts so much
00:55:44I already got all their votes
00:55:59So you're buying votes now?
00:56:02Me?
00:56:03No
00:56:04I'm just giving my besties
00:56:07The gifts they deserve
00:56:09But I'm sure
00:56:10They'll like your
00:56:11Goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:56:16Besties?
00:56:17You don't even know their names
00:56:20Of course I do
00:56:22Well
00:56:23The hot ones
00:56:25The rest are freaks, not people
00:56:27But hey
00:56:28Money talks, right?
00:56:29Even to losers with social rabies
00:56:33But come on now
00:56:34Let's see what you got
00:56:43Look!
00:56:45Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cards
00:56:49Cute
00:56:50I got some Gucci earrings
00:56:58At least my gifts mean something
00:57:01Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:57:06But you can't
00:57:07Because you're a nobody, Mia
00:57:10Do you want to try saying that again?
00:57:13Relax Jack Bauer
00:57:15Brutal honesty is an act of love
00:57:18And I love all my subjects
00:57:21Even you
00:57:22Look!
00:57:23Look!
00:57:41OMG, you're twins!
00:57:52Marge Simpson hair
00:57:54Pancake face
00:57:55Hool-Aid body
00:57:56I mean it's perfect
00:57:58Oh!
00:57:59And Con Con here is your gift
00:58:01Only the best for the basketball captain
00:58:05I don't want anything from you
00:58:08Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:58:17No matter what I do
00:58:18No matter what I do
00:58:18Jess always gets her way
00:58:20Prom queen
00:58:21Connor
00:58:21What am I even doing here?
00:58:26Bribes aren't my thing
00:58:28Maybe you should ask Principal Davis though
00:58:30He might be down
00:58:34Hey, Mia, wait
00:58:35Hand out the gifts that you brought
00:58:38They're special
00:58:39Not because they're expensive or fancy
00:58:41But because they're from you
00:58:42No, no, no
00:58:44They're stupid
00:58:46And she...
00:58:47She won this one
00:58:48So let's just go
00:58:49Just trust me
00:58:51They're gonna love them
00:58:53Hey you guys
00:58:54Mia has gifts for all of you
00:58:55And you're gonna love them
00:59:11And you're gonna love them
00:59:16It's yours
00:59:24It's yours
00:59:25So I know these aren't
00:59:27Coachbags
00:59:28Or Tiffany Gracelets
00:59:29But, I hope coming into the real world, you'll remember them.
00:59:37Nia, what did you do?
00:59:43How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:59:47I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:59:51But you should.
00:59:52You're more talented than you know.
00:59:55You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
01:00:12You'll be an amazing songwriter.
01:00:14Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
01:00:20That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
01:00:25Be Jordan.
01:00:29Nia, these are incredible.
01:00:32I'm kind of confused by my gift.
01:00:37Just wait a few years.
01:00:38You're gonna be filthy rich.
01:00:42And you deserve it.
01:00:48Everybody, shut up!
01:00:50Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
01:00:54Why don't you open your gift and find out?
01:00:57I got one for you too.
01:01:04You trash, you're using pies.
01:01:06Boo!
01:01:07Alright, fuck!
01:01:09Okay!
01:01:09Alright, fine, you just keep it up!
01:01:12Please!
01:01:18Hey, um...
01:01:21This one's for you.
01:01:32Yeah, I...
01:01:36Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:01:40This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:01:44How did you find...
01:01:45Magic 8-ball.
01:01:46You wonder?
01:01:47A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:01:51It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:01:53Do everything with your dad.
01:01:55While you can.
01:01:59You'll never get this time back.
01:02:04Yeah, thank you.
01:02:07Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:02:09Hey, no!
01:02:10Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:02:11Promise me...
01:02:13that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:02:15That's all I want.
01:02:27For you...
01:02:29I'll do it.
01:02:34Congrats.
01:02:35Looks like you went over the class.
01:02:38Now what?
01:02:39Thanks.
01:02:42It's time to slip out of the shadows.
01:02:48Hey, everyone.
01:02:50Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:02:55Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:03:09I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:03:20I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:03:27What are you rejects doing here?
01:03:32Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:03:36We're taking a stand.
01:03:38We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:03:42No plastics for prom!
01:03:44No plastics for prom!
01:03:46You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:03:49Worshipped?
01:03:52They were terrified of you.
01:03:54It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:03:57But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:04:01Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:04:07let's hear your voice.
01:04:12Attention everyone!
01:04:15America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:04:18just volunteered
01:04:20to sing the national anthem
01:04:24in front of the whole school.
01:04:40Come on, Mia!
01:04:42We're all waiting!
01:04:45Hey!
01:04:46Hey, yes you can.
01:04:48Show them all what you can do.
01:04:52All of them.
01:04:55No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:04:59Just don't look at them.
01:05:01Look at me.
01:05:03I believe in you, Mia.
01:05:04Get your camcorder away.
01:05:06This is going to be legendary.
01:05:10I believe in you.
01:05:16High school bucket list item number 14.
01:05:19Live your Beyonce pants.
01:05:25Hi, everyone.
01:05:28Please rise.
01:05:50Just look at me.
01:06:00Oh, say can you see
01:06:07By the dawn's early light
01:06:12What so proudly we hailed
01:06:18At the twilight's last gleaming
01:06:24Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:06:29Through the perilous fight
01:06:33O'er the ramparts we watched
01:06:38Were so gallantly streaming
01:06:44And the rocket's red glare
01:06:48The bombs bursting in air
01:06:53Gave proof through the night
01:06:58That our flag was still there
01:07:03Oh, say does that star-spangled banner
01:07:11Yet wave
01:07:14O'er the land of the free
01:07:20O'er the land of the free
01:07:22And the home of the brave
01:07:30O'er the land of the free
01:07:40Give it up for Mia.
01:07:42This is going to be your new prom queen.
01:07:47See?
01:07:48Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:08:07If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:08:09Yeah.
01:08:10Plus, I like kissing you.
01:08:12What were you saying?
01:08:14Oh, nothing.
01:08:15That I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:08:25Shit, that's my dad.
01:08:28What is he doing here?
01:08:28He never comes to my games.
01:08:30What if I fuck up?
01:08:31Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:08:36This is the big game, Mia.
01:08:39This is the only game he cares about.
01:08:41Hey, look at me.
01:08:43I already know what happens.
01:08:45Remember?
01:08:47Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:08:51It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:08:57I trust you.
01:09:01And here we go, everyone.
01:09:03The big championship game.
01:09:04The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:09:08Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:09:09Let's begin.
01:09:37And 10 seconds left.
01:09:39The home team is down two points.
01:09:41And Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:09:48He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:09:56He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:10:00And there he goes.
01:10:04Yes, he scores!
01:10:07The Fairfield Lions 49-48, and they win the game!
01:10:21Let's go!
01:10:23First, an A, and now this.
01:10:28Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:10:32Really?
01:10:33Really.
01:10:35I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:10:39And on you.
01:10:44I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:10:47Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:10:51Congratulations.
01:10:52Yeah.
01:10:55Yeah.
01:10:56You were right about everything.
01:11:00Am I being pumped?
01:11:02That pipply mouth-beater isn't going still, Con-Con, and my crown!
01:11:07We will take her down with the tax.
01:11:10For good!
01:11:11I won because of you.
01:11:12No, no, you won because of you.
01:11:15I just gave you a little hint.
01:11:17But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:11:23I could do a lot better than that.
01:11:35Wait, wait.
01:11:37Should we be doing this?
01:11:39I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:11:43It's you, Mia.
01:11:45It always has been.
01:11:50Holy circus.
01:11:56I don't know.
01:12:39Good morning, beautiful.
01:12:43You're staring again.
01:12:46Five more minutes.
01:12:49You're kind of distracting.
01:12:53Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:12:57I can't have a chem test.
01:12:59This was your chem test.
01:13:02And you passed with flying colors.
01:13:05Oh.
01:13:10Okay, say we do skip class.
01:13:15And what about brown tonight?
01:13:19Hmm?
01:13:20Oh, you still wanted to go to them?
01:13:24I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:13:27You're never going to let that go.
01:13:29That's stupid.
01:13:32It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:13:35How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:13:40Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:13:44What?
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:46I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:13:48And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:13:51No, you didn't.
01:13:52Yeah.
01:13:53It's so hot.
01:13:57Okay, so.
01:14:00Hurry up and ask me now.
01:14:02Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:14:04Yes, please.
01:14:04Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:14:09Mia Watkins, will you officially be my prom date and my girlfriend?
01:14:27Yes, I will go with you, and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:14:37Come on.
01:14:39Let's go win that crown.
01:14:41Five more minutes, you said.
01:14:47I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:14:52Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:14:56Maybe she's going to.
01:14:58I don't know.
01:15:00You want to beg at the game.
01:15:02Maybe she's given up.
01:15:06No.
01:15:09She won't.
01:15:14I know she won't, because I've lived it.
01:15:19I'm sorry, say it again?
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:24This is going to sound insane.
01:15:26Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:15:33I'm from the future.
01:15:44Okay.
01:15:45Yeah, the future.
01:15:46Cool.
01:15:48Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:15:49Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:15:54No, you're not, Mia, you're not crazy, and you're not a liar.
01:16:00If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:16:10Okay, look, it'll be the future's scoop.
01:16:12How does Lost Dance?
01:16:13Oh, and was I right about Lance Pass?
01:16:15Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:16:18Uh, Lance does come out.
01:16:20And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:16:23The future's violent.
01:16:25You have no idea.
01:16:26But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:16:31So will you help me?
01:16:35Come in.
01:16:37But before we close the whole mouth, that is just...
01:16:42Let's go.
01:17:09You look like a queen.
01:17:14Hopefully I'll look.
01:17:30Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:17:41You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:17:47Yay!
01:17:51Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:17:53Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:17:56We're going down, Watkins.
01:17:59Bring it on, Jessica.
01:18:13You look so great.
01:18:15Lots of stuff in your color.
01:18:17Oh, thanks.
01:18:18FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:18:24Oh, my God.
01:18:25Give it up, Jessica.
01:18:26I don't...
01:18:27I want Mia.
01:18:30But I want you.
01:18:32We are perfect together.
01:18:34Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:18:37Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:18:40Concon, think about your future.
01:18:44My life is going to be amazing.
01:18:47It could be.
01:18:49If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:18:55You can be better than this, Jess.
01:19:02I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:19:15Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:19:21It could save your future if you don't.
01:19:29I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:19:33Oh!
01:19:45Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:19:50I think it's cracking.
01:19:53I don't know, but just go get them.
01:19:56Hurry, they are dying.
01:20:19Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:20:25Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:20:30Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:20:35And as expected, give it up for your prom king basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:21:01While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:21:07Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:21:11I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:21:18I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:21:31Hi.
01:21:33I shouldn't be here.
01:21:36That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:21:40I wasn't good enough.
01:21:44I wasn't pretty enough.
01:21:45I wasn't strong enough.
01:21:48But I'm here now.
01:21:53And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:21:56The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:22:03You're not.
01:22:16All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:22:20It looks like we have a winner.
01:22:28And your 2006 prom queen winner is Jessica Hart.
01:22:45I'm so sorry.
01:22:46Hey, it's okay.
01:22:48This is the moment you earned it.
01:22:53Yeah.
01:22:55I knew you guys wouldn't let me or the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:23:01Smile, King.
01:23:02It's what a year ago.
01:23:08You were right.
01:23:09You saw it all.
01:23:14And you believe it to me.
01:23:18Out of the way, freak.
01:23:20This is for royalty only.
01:23:22Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:23:26Mia has something to say.
01:23:28I warned you.
01:23:33Mia?
01:23:39Mia?
01:23:39Mia?
01:23:40Mia Watkins?
01:23:41They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:23:44What?
01:23:45No.
01:23:47These are fake.
01:23:48Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:23:51Mia.
01:23:52Is this true?
01:23:54No.
01:23:55No.
01:23:55Actually, Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:24:01Okay?
01:24:02Mia?
01:24:03Mia actually cares about this class.
01:24:06It's no wonder that she won.
01:24:07Fairly.
01:24:08Fairly.
01:24:09But don't take it from me.
01:24:12Let's see.
01:24:12Show of hands.
01:24:13Who voted for Mia?
01:24:19Mia!
01:24:20Mia!
01:24:21Mia!
01:24:22Mia!
01:24:23Mia!
01:24:24Mia!
01:24:25Mia!
01:24:25Mia!
01:24:26Mia!
01:24:26Is she also supposed to actually vote for me?
01:24:28I never doubted that.
01:24:30I'm a rock star for you.
01:24:34I literally haveActivity Instancing
01:24:42Embrace your inner queen.
01:24:46The crown is mine!
01:24:48I'm the popular one!
01:24:49I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:24:53What more do you people want?!
01:25:13Jessica, first you cheated?
01:25:15Now you could have killed someone?
01:25:17This is grounds for expulsion.
01:25:19Security!
01:25:20No! No, it was Mia!
01:25:23She knows things.
01:25:25She's like a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:25:29Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:25:31No!
01:25:33No!
01:25:40She's so thirsty.
01:25:43Got something Mia, help me.
01:25:45Go get it in a few years.
01:25:46No! This isn't right!
01:25:50You suck!
01:25:52You're cheating!
01:25:54Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:25:58Here.
01:26:00Take this.
01:26:03No, I can't take that.
01:26:05Yes.
01:26:06I want you to.
01:26:08Probably no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:26:13You little time traveling nerd.
01:26:17Right here.
01:26:31Yeah.
01:26:32Hey.
01:26:33Yeah.
01:26:34Yeah.
01:26:37You okay?
01:26:38Connor.
01:26:39What happened?
01:26:48You tricked and fell.
01:26:50You alright?
01:26:52Yeah.
01:26:58Where's Jessica?
01:27:00Jessica?
01:27:00Jessica?
01:27:02Jessica?
01:27:03Jessica Hart?
01:27:04I don't know.
01:27:05She's probably in prison by now.
01:27:07Remember?
01:27:08She got arrested at prom.
01:27:10I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:27:13Whoa.
01:27:16Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:27:23But that's all in the past.
01:27:25I want to focus on the future.
01:27:28Neil Watkins.
01:27:30Neil Watkins.
01:27:31Since the first time I met you in freshman year.
01:27:35I loved you.
01:27:37You were the cutest glasses wearing nerd I ever met.
01:27:46And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year.
01:27:54To taking on the whole world.
01:27:56I couldn't ask for a better nerd.
01:28:00To be my partner.
01:28:04Neil Watkins.
01:28:09Will you marry me?
01:28:11Hurry up and say yes.
01:28:12I have to get back home to Lance.
01:28:15Yes.
01:28:23I can't think this is happening.
01:28:26You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:28:28You didn't see this coming?
01:28:32Us getting engaged?
01:28:33No.
01:28:35Not a million years.
01:28:37But hey, I guess...
01:28:40Some things...
01:28:41You never see coming.
01:28:43I always knew.
01:28:48No!
01:28:51No!
01:28:52No!
01:28:55No!
01:28:56No!
01:28:57No!
01:28:58No!
01:29:04No!
01:29:04No one!
01:29:11Gives me shivers like you
01:29:15Oh, no one does it, baby
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