00:02Two massages, please.
00:05Hamam. Hamam?
00:0622 euros.
00:0822 euros is very cheap.
00:10That's the thing, isn't it? We're cheap. There's good cheap,
00:12and there's dangerously cheap.
00:14This feels dangerous.
00:18This is what I imagine a really nice women's prison would look like.
00:28I've got exactly this bed in.
00:30I'm not the waterproof mat.
00:32No, I'm sort of stuck with a real pillow.
00:34Slow.
00:36Slow.
00:37There you go.
00:42I think it evolved because there was one slab,
00:45and so we did Sarah.
00:47I sort of had a cuck chair to watch my friend get lathered up.
00:51There's no way to watch this and not look like a pervert.
00:54Well, Roisin's role in the spa, as a watcher,
00:57I think unnerved us all.
00:59Do that watcher.
01:00You rub her down.
01:01I don't have to pay good money for this.
01:02What's happening?
01:03Oh!
01:04It's more the unknown.
01:06Oh, it's a lot of suds.
01:08That is a lot of suds straight off the bat.
01:10No messing.
01:16I had no idea it was so sick.
01:19It was a lovely lady.
01:21Tickled me to death with the biggest sponge you've ever seen.
01:24And then kept slapping me like I'd done something wrong.
01:27Here we go.
01:28Now we're clicking on gas.
01:30It was really fun to watch Sarah keep trying to close her eyes
01:32and then going like that.
01:33That was my favourite bit.
01:43What?
01:48Go on.
01:48Get the shit out of her.
01:49Why are you kidding me?
01:52It's sadism.
01:53Because I think it's funny.
01:54I definitely feel like she's in charge.
01:57Maybe I wouldn't like a governatrix.
01:59OK.
01:59How have I thought that?
02:00Because I could get them to tell me to do my admin?
02:03It looks very much I've interrupted you on the toilet.
02:05It's so confused.
02:08There's something about watching someone really purposely try to relax
02:14that brings out in me something of like not on my watch.
02:18It's a little picture.
02:19I think I should finish.
02:20It's a little picture.
02:20The clap does not get involved.
02:24I'm so sorry.
02:26I'm so sorry.
02:27I'm so sorry.
02:28I'm so sorry.
02:30I'm so sorry.
02:31I have to get Sarah now.
02:33I'm so sorry.
02:34I'll do it to me.
02:35I'll do it to me.
02:36I'll do it to me.
02:37Forgive.
02:38I'll do it.
02:39I'll do it to me.
02:42She looked more confused by me chucking it over myself in my gown.
02:45She was like, what is happening?
02:47What game is this?
02:48I think that's our cue to leave.
02:55.
02:55boardroom Ike.
02:55.
02:56?
02:56?
02:56?
02:59?
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