00:03Welcome to my seventh hour special.
00:07Being older is hard. Being a new mom is hard.
00:10Put it together, being a new old mom, hard.
00:13Here I am in my tia era.
00:15I gotta own it now.
00:16I was like, where are we going after?
00:17I'm coming. What time are we going?
00:2010?
00:21If I'm leaving the house at 10 p.m., I'm going to urgent care.
00:26My boobs are like a soldier who's gone off to war.
00:29Before I had a baby, if I ever took my shirt off in front of my husband,
00:32he'd be like, hey, sailor.
00:34Now he's like, thank you for your service.
00:37I had my parachute on ready to jump to conclusion.
00:41Parents, help me.
00:43How do you not fight a kid?
00:45I think I was an ugly baby. I do.
00:48I look at some of my baby pictures, I was like, mom, did you drink alcohol?
00:51Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:53Yeah, we having a good time.
00:55A good time.
00:57Is this how I get a felony?
00:59Hey.
01:00Hee in fast, I'm Tom.
01:05Bye.
01:06Bye.
01:06Bye.
01:06Bye.
01:09Bye.
01:11Bye.
01:12Where to be a helicopter.
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