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She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:49We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo!
00:01:58Let's go!
00:01:59What?
00:02:05We're here.
00:02:06Oh!
00:02:06Oh!
00:02:07Oh!
00:02:08Oh!
00:02:09Oh!
00:02:10Oh!
00:02:11Oh!
00:02:11Oh!
00:02:12Oh!
00:02:14Oh!
00:02:15Oh!
00:02:16brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone
00:02:22can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely. Be Lysander Armstrong. His military family
00:02:27basically owns the entire global stock market. He's so hot. Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money, fame, power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie? Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in. Grandma! I'm dying! Save me, Trixie! Grandma? Grandma?
00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old. I'm going to keep you healthy forever,
00:03:06Grandma. And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:44The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What? Oh, jeez. This is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been
00:03:55doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second. Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:24My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:29Come on. Come on.
00:04:45How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:21That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:44bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her. James, come.
00:06:49Put out a voucher to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly.
00:07:25Oh, my God. The unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:53But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:49Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:17Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:21My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:37He'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:05But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:32What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv.
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:01I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15Chris?
00:11:22It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:26So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:03Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it, because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:30You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing, if you can't
00:12:52wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah.
00:12:57If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:03back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:09It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:15Then let's have a bet.
00:13:17If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:45I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:52No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:37Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:38What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:46Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:57What?
00:14:58Did you just call me?
00:15:01There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh, yeah?
00:15:17Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:18Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breast.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:02This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:07Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:12If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal.
00:16:45She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:48Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:54What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:04Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:10General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:15Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:19Hold on.
00:17:20You two are going in there alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone
00:17:29in.
00:17:30All right.
00:17:31But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:34Thanks.
00:17:34Thanks.
00:17:39Thanks.
00:18:40Exactly.
00:18:41What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:43She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:47That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:49And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:56Daddy, you can't seriously be listening to that. We have to have faith.
00:19:00Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:05On the streets.
00:19:07Are you shitting me?
00:19:09You found this bum on the streets? Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her. You don't know her background.
00:19:14She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:16That is it, General. You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:19You're right. That's it. I'm shutting down this clown show right now. James, let's go.
00:19:23Yes, sir.
00:19:27Oh, my.
00:19:35I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you. We can't be interrupted. Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:57I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:59No.
00:20:03You see that, General? This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman. This is witchcraft.
00:20:10I know what this is. This is the dark witch. I've heard of her.
00:20:14She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men and then she eats them alive.
00:20:20I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:24James, get the SWAT team. Yes, sir.
00:20:30You regain consciousness.
00:20:42Help me. I just want to...
00:20:48Something's wrong.
00:20:52You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:00That's the only thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:09Sir?
00:21:10The SWAT team is here.
00:21:12Captain Morales.
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:20I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:23Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:25We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:32Right.
00:21:34Rewrites the world.
00:21:38Human.
00:21:42Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:47Good.
00:21:48You're awake.
00:21:49I'm saving you.
00:21:50Saving me?
00:21:51By baiting with me?
00:21:53Who are you?
00:21:54You're a fucking spy?
00:21:56Talk!
00:21:57I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper.
00:22:06I will never.
00:22:07Oh, really?
00:22:21Look who's guilty now.
00:22:25Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, alright, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:29A man is attracted to a naked woman.
00:22:33And her breasts.
00:22:35It's science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body-
00:22:37Oh, shut up.
00:22:41You're distracted me with your friend.
00:22:43And I'm a professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:46Captain, do something now.
00:22:48Ready!
00:22:54We're almost there.
00:22:56Aim!
00:22:58Get him, boys.
00:23:00Get him!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:15Fire!
00:23:15Fire!
00:23:17Fire!
00:23:17Fire!
00:23:21Those demon cells.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:26I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:34She's not the dark witch!
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:40This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:53Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:55Think about it.
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:59Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess...
00:24:07Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...
00:24:10No!
00:24:11No!
00:24:12Absolutely not!
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us!
00:24:16How could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:21You're wrong, sir!
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:27It's called borderline revival.
00:24:29She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:34It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:49He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant!
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:56The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:04You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:14from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:18The finishing touch.
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:22So we can both survive.
00:25:49So we can both survive.
00:25:52Your son is in there.
00:25:53You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:55No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:05And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:08They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:13I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:32It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:35You don't think that they're...
00:26:37You!
00:26:38You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:40Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:42If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:46Oh my God.
00:26:47Yeah?
00:26:47She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:49I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:57This is taking way too long.
00:27:00Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:07The bazooka.
00:27:08She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:11Crap.
00:27:12Oh my God.
00:27:13Get back, sucker.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:16Aim!
00:27:17Oh shit.
00:27:22Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:36The parasite's been extracted. Shoot her dead now.
00:27:39Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her. She's a fraud.
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:49I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second. Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:01He'll wake in just a moment. You can see for yourself.
00:28:04Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:07That is it. No more stalling, General.
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:15Don't hurt her.
00:28:21He's a cure.
00:28:28His pulse is regular. In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:45Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again. He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:51And his heart is strong. Come, feel it.
00:28:55I saved my son. Thank you.
00:28:58Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:12Wait, wait. No, no.
00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:19Angel, and I.
00:29:22The goddess healer.
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:30But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:36day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:42Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother. Take care.
00:29:47No, wait.
00:29:49Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:53We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you cured him.
00:29:59And you did just that.
00:30:00Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:03I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry. I... I'm already engaged.
00:30:13Already engaged?
00:30:15I am. I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:20And he's coming back today.
00:30:21But don't be disappointed.
00:30:23Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior. Please, let me give you what I promised. Take the gold.
00:30:36No, really.
00:30:38I don't need anything.
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:48He's back. And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:53I must go.
00:31:00Hobo close.
00:31:02Halo glow.
00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:06It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:14Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:20I'm gonna marry that homeless woman.
00:31:26Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:33No, no, no, no, Lysander!
00:31:36Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine!
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you than let that panty-like, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:51Wait, no. We're not brides.
00:31:54No, she's just better than us.
00:31:56Oh, my God.
00:32:00We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:03She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:05She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:07But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:10why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:14But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:21I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her. I have to make her my life.
00:32:25She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:32I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:39I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:41So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:47Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:49She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:01Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:11Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:15I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:17I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:21In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:24So sign over the house now.
00:33:31You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:34And I did.
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:38Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:44Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life when I could have been
00:33:50with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:57That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:11Oh yeah?
00:34:13Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:17She grew up even poorer than you and now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:24Corporation!
00:34:27And you?
00:34:29You're still nothing.
00:34:31So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:39Oops.
00:34:42That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:51You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54You certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That break-up must have hit her hard.
00:35:12You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:15My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:22How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma. Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:29Poor Edna.
00:35:30She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:33What is he talking about, Josie?
00:35:35Show her, Bob.
00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:44She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:46She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:50I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:53Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep. You dig?
00:35:57The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:00And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:04Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:11I want to see how regular everyday people live, so that I can help them.
00:36:16Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:22It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:31Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:32Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:49What?
00:36:51If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:56why should I do good by you?
00:36:58I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:04Fucking bitch! You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do remember that.
00:37:20Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:27Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:30I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:36That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:41It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius.
00:37:44The god of healing.
00:37:46I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:55It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:59But please, Trixie dear, I know it must have broken your heart,
00:38:04but embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:10You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:13After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical pills.
00:38:18I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:26You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:29I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:33Who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:38Oh, yeah.
00:38:44You said Trixie's crashing at our wedding?
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:49She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:53When nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.
00:38:58So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:01You mean...
00:39:04We broadcast that video of me?
00:39:09Yes.
00:39:10Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:13She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess.
00:39:17Against my presidential glow up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:31Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:37Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.
00:39:40This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:44You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:47Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:51So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:01Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support.
00:40:08Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:13And let's roll.
00:40:29Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:32Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:34Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract,
00:40:39allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:46Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham, Stowe.
00:40:50Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:52Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:55You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay after all.
00:41:00I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. President will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:13It's an honor.
00:41:13And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:18We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:22Let the wedding begin!
00:41:25Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:50You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:57I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles. Who is she?
00:42:01This is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:04Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:09This isn't the homeless shelter. You lost.
00:42:11I bet she's here to bum a meal off us. You know, being this poor.
00:42:17Me, bum a meal.
00:42:19Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:27I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:30Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:41See everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut ties with his ex.
00:42:45But she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:51This is what poor sad girls do.
00:42:53They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much, Marissa?
00:42:59You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:11You giving me the contract?
00:43:14You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:17So how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar
00:43:23contract?
00:43:24We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:26And I saw potential in you.
00:43:28Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:34Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:37This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:40They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:44You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:47Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:49I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:52Bravo.
00:43:53Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:55Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:43:57Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:43:59You should make her stop.
00:44:00Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:02She's the gold-digging, blood-sucking leech.
00:44:04I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:11You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:15Okay, enough!
00:44:16You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:18Your moral posturing.
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:22Morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:26That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:29Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:31And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:33I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:35Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:39See this?
00:44:51Oh my god.
00:44:53Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:58The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:00No, absolutely not. I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared already. Don't worry.
00:45:07This isn't that contract.
00:45:09It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:15See everyone? She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her following orders.
00:45:21I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:24Like a good little, uh, peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:32You want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:46You must understand me. I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:51I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:52I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:00Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:02She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing
00:46:06baddie.
00:46:06You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:09It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:12Uh, I-I know what this is.
00:46:14You've gotten delusional.
00:46:16And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some Prince Charming will
00:46:20scoop you into money forever?
00:46:22Well, that's not happening.
00:46:24Security!
00:46:24Lock the doors.
00:46:25This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:31This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:36We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:38She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:41Butch Tanner.
00:46:42Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:45Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:52I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:46:56Including your head of command, Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:01You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:03He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:07You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:11So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:18If you really cured the incurable General, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:34See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a...
00:47:38Freeloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me and Marissa alone, cause we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:46I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:48Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:47:54Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch!
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:00She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:04Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:06No free meals for the poor!
00:48:07Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:10This is high society.
00:48:12So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:25I already have everything one can dream of.
00:48:28But I valued our friendship, Marissa.
00:48:30Which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:48:32To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:35But no.
00:48:37You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:40Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows?
00:48:46If you've already started offering sexual services.
00:48:50Well then.
00:48:52Why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:48:54My brother will never take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry an embarrassed man like you.
00:49:00But make me happy?
00:49:01And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:16How dare you hit my brother!
00:49:17I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:49:19I saw that.
00:49:21I knew something.
00:49:22Don't worry my dear.
00:49:24After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:29Oh.
00:49:30Is that so?
00:49:32Security!
00:49:34Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here.
00:49:40Or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:44I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:47Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:49:52Dream on!
00:49:54You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:49:58You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:00Enough!
00:50:02You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:08On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:11Two!
00:50:23One!
00:50:24This is so delicious!
00:50:26One!
00:50:27Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:39It's...
00:50:40It's...
00:50:50Who the hell is this?
00:50:55I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:58No, I'm fine.
00:51:00But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:05You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:08I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never going to hurt you ever again.
00:51:12Really, it was nothing.
00:51:14I saved you because you're a good man,
00:51:16not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:24I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:28Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:30Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:31She waited for you for three years.
00:51:33This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:39Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:43No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:47She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:51:54I see her in the Marines.
00:51:57I'm a major.
00:51:59You know, look man.
00:52:00I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:52:03Now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:05but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:09Ow!
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:12Ow!
00:52:13Ow!
00:52:14A real man never talks about a woman, no way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:29We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:33You're very gracious, Trixie, you know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off with it because she's so kind,
00:52:40so you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:42You understand?
00:52:43You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:45I'm a fucking major.
00:52:47You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:50I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:52:54I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing this whole time
00:52:57if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:00He was just a supply boy.
00:53:04War hero?
00:53:06Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:09Aw, did you sell your house to hire this actor
00:53:12so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:14A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:27Seems like they don't know who you are
00:53:28since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try to piss them off some more.
00:53:32Don't you think?
00:53:35Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:45Trixie, listen.
00:53:46I know that you didn't ask for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life.
00:53:50But I know that we shared a moment.
00:53:55I'm not the kind of man
00:53:56to get close to a woman
00:53:57and then just disappear.
00:53:58It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie.
00:54:05Trixie, I have never met a woman
00:54:09like you.
00:54:10So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:13So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:18This guy's either nuts
00:54:19or a really, really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy.
00:54:24Oscar worthy.
00:54:25No.
00:54:27First gift.
00:54:32Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:35So I'm gifting you
00:54:36with your own new mansion.
00:54:38Worth $500 million,
00:54:40previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:44Second gift.
00:54:47This contains all the rights
00:54:49to my entire fortune,
00:54:51which is now yours.
00:54:53Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be that easy.
00:54:57They already spent their entire life savings
00:54:59on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:01Lysander, I really don't care for any of it.
00:55:04No, look, I know.
00:55:06I know that you are the farthest thing
00:55:08from a material woman.
00:55:09Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:11my third gift
00:55:13is, um,
00:55:16well...
00:55:30Cleo!
00:55:31Hey!
00:55:32Oh, my God.
00:55:35You found my dog.
00:55:40Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:41But with you,
00:55:42it's so much more.
00:55:44Trixie Amore,
00:55:48will you marry me?
00:55:52You know I can't say no
00:55:53to this doggo?
00:55:58Yes,
00:55:58I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:18Woo!
00:56:19Ha-ha!
00:56:19Okay, stop.
00:56:21The only power couple here
00:56:22is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone
00:56:26how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:29No man
00:56:30in their right mind
00:56:31would marry
00:56:32that embarrassing
00:56:33sack of scraps.
00:56:34Hey!
00:56:35I don't care
00:56:36if she's homeless or not,
00:56:37but I'm making this woman
00:56:38my wife,
00:56:39which means that
00:56:40she will be treated as
00:56:41and cherished as
00:56:42the most precious woman
00:56:43on earth.
00:56:44Understand?
00:56:49You still don't realize
00:56:50that my brother
00:56:52is the most powerful
00:56:53man on earth.
00:56:54This is General
00:56:55Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:03As if
00:57:04like the almighty
00:57:06General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:07would propose
00:57:08to a homeless prostitute
00:57:10like Trixie.
00:57:10Yes,
00:57:11the Armstrong family
00:57:12basically control
00:57:12the global stock market.
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15would sooner marry
00:57:16the princess of England
00:57:17than someone
00:57:17from the lowest rank
00:57:18of society.
00:57:20I bet my life
00:57:21you're all just
00:57:22vendors.
00:57:23Then you better
00:57:23enjoy your last breath.
00:57:25Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:26Let's show them
00:57:27what we can do
00:57:27and get revenge
00:57:28for Trixie.
00:57:28What can a bunch
00:57:29of piss poor people
00:57:30do to us,
00:57:31the elites?
00:57:32Infect us
00:57:32with your poor people
00:57:33bad luck?
00:57:34She wishes
00:57:35she could blame
00:57:36her low status
00:57:37on bad luck.
00:57:38Truth is,
00:57:38she's just a useless,
00:57:40lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:42She's utterly
00:57:43unmarriable.
00:57:46I can dispose
00:57:47of them
00:57:48in other means
00:57:49if you don't
00:57:49prefer violence.
00:57:50I'd handle them
00:57:51myself,
00:57:52but
00:57:54I'll let you
00:57:55do all the heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead,
00:57:57Lysander.
00:58:05Yes,
00:58:05hello,
00:58:05this is Lysander.
00:58:06Please
00:58:07bankrupt
00:58:07Marissa Wickham
00:58:08for me.
00:58:10Oh my gosh,
00:58:11I'm so scared.
00:58:13Anyone these days
00:58:14could call anyone
00:58:15and pretend
00:58:15to be on the phone.
00:58:22Uh,
00:58:23hello?
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm going
00:58:33bankrupt!
00:58:36Wait, wait, wait.
00:58:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:43Are you sure
00:58:44that was the call,
00:58:44Sasa?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just
00:58:47suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:48like that.
00:58:48My company's dead.
00:58:50It evaporated.
00:58:51It's in thin air.
00:58:55That's impossible.
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:00Secretary Cho,
00:59:01you said you're
00:59:02the Secretary of Health,
00:59:03right?
00:59:04And you yourself
00:59:04said that the Armstrong
00:59:05family owns
00:59:06the entire global
00:59:06stock market.
00:59:08Could that be
00:59:08how they bankrupted
00:59:10Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means
00:59:14you're
00:59:14really Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:17the richest
00:59:18and most powerful
00:59:19man in the country.
00:59:21Trixie's married
00:59:22the famed
00:59:23war hero,
00:59:24the man every girl
00:59:25wants and every man
00:59:26wants to be.
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:29Those who do bad
00:59:31will always end up
00:59:31losing everything.
00:59:33There's got to be
00:59:34some trick to this.
00:59:35You guys are just
00:59:36bums trying to extort
00:59:37money from us.
00:59:39Sasa.
00:59:39Sasa.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:47I know why
00:59:48you're all over Trixie.
00:59:49Because you've been
00:59:50in the military
00:59:50for so long.
00:59:51You don't know
00:59:52what a real woman
00:59:52can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you
00:59:55to my wedding chamber
00:59:56and I'll show you
00:59:56a good time.
00:59:59Do you have your hands
01:00:00for me?
01:00:01Or I'll have them
01:00:02removed for you.
01:00:03Oh!
01:00:04Oh!
01:00:05Oh!
01:00:07I would never be
01:00:08interested in a woman
01:00:09who's as vile
01:00:11and cruel
01:00:11and wicked
01:00:12as you are.
01:00:13Guess the cheater
01:00:14gets cheated on
01:00:15eventually.
01:00:18Sasa was just
01:00:19trying to save
01:00:19the company.
01:00:20I don't blame her
01:00:21at all.
01:00:22Your double standards
01:00:23are incredible.
01:00:24Okay, you don't
01:00:25want me.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:26But there's plenty
01:00:27of other efficiency.
01:00:28I can give you
01:00:29a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:3118 years old.
01:00:32Rush for the taking.
01:00:40I did that
01:00:41so you wouldn't
01:00:42have to,
01:00:43Miss Trixine.
01:00:44Thank you, Devin.
01:00:46Marissa,
01:00:47not only have you
01:00:48backstabbed me,
01:00:49your best friend,
01:00:51by stealing my fiancé,
01:00:53but now you'd sell
01:00:54out other innocent girls
01:00:55just to get
01:00:55your company back?
01:00:56You're an insult
01:00:57to all good women
01:00:58out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:00So now,
01:01:01everything that I've
01:01:02ever given you to,
01:01:03I'm taking it all back.
01:01:07Wait, everyone.
01:01:09Stop.
01:01:11They're imposters.
01:01:17I just got off
01:01:18the phone with the president
01:01:18and she said
01:01:19your contract
01:01:19is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned
01:01:22by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:24So we won't
01:01:25go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric
01:01:28and highly elusive sage
01:01:30in the field of medicine
01:01:30approved of mine?
01:01:32Biomedical practice?
01:01:33The goddess?
01:01:33Yes, that's the highest
01:01:35honor anyone can have
01:01:36in the field of health
01:01:37and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto
01:01:39is the right rewrites
01:01:41the wrong,
01:01:42the left leave the wrong,
01:01:43bereft.
01:01:45That means she's
01:01:46rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would
01:01:47never let your company
01:01:49go bankrupt.
01:01:50In fact,
01:01:51she's on her way now.
01:01:54So you're telling me
01:01:55this dashingly handsome
01:01:57motherfucker over here
01:01:59isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares
01:02:01who he is?
01:02:02If the president
01:02:03and the goddess healer
01:02:04approves of my product,
01:02:05who cares about this
01:02:06washed up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs,
01:02:09break his arms,
01:02:09no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us
01:02:11explicit permission
01:02:12to call upon secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:16FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest
01:02:19for fraudulent claims
01:02:20and identity theft.
01:02:22Gotcha.
01:02:27Guess I still get
01:02:29the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:30No, don't arrest her!
01:02:32Trixie is a good person.
01:02:34Please, officer,
01:02:35don't arrest her!
01:02:36Grandma,
01:02:37Mr. Rogers,
01:02:38Mrs. Williams,
01:02:39what are you all doing here?
01:02:40The neighbors heard
01:02:41about the breakup
01:02:42between you and Butch.
01:02:43We were worried,
01:02:44so we came here
01:02:45to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer,
01:02:48I can attest
01:02:49that Trixie Amoria
01:02:50is a good neighbor.
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted
01:02:52and would never
01:02:53break the law.
01:02:54Yes, and one time
01:02:55when my daughter
01:02:56needed university tuition,
01:02:58Trixie gave her
01:02:59everything she had
01:03:00just to help her out.
01:03:01She also paid
01:03:02for my recent
01:03:03heart surgery as well.
01:03:04My fiance really
01:03:06is an incredible woman.
01:03:07She's an angel
01:03:09descended from heaven.
01:03:14You must be the criminal
01:03:16pretending to be
01:03:16General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:18My brother
01:03:19is not a criminal.
01:03:20He's a war hero
01:03:21who single-handedly
01:03:22saved this country
01:03:23from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him,
01:03:25this whole country
01:03:26would have been bombed
01:03:27to ash.
01:03:28And that's why
01:03:28it's twice the crime
01:03:29for stealing his identity.
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:33only fell into a coma
01:03:34because of the fight
01:03:34with the terrorist.
01:03:35And we've received
01:03:36no word that he's
01:03:37woken up yet,
01:03:37so this must be
01:03:38an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that
01:03:41this whole dilemma
01:03:42with my identity
01:03:43is causing you
01:03:43a lot of trouble.
01:03:44I promise that
01:03:45I'll get it resolved
01:03:46and we can focus
01:03:47on taking down
01:03:47your scumbag ex.
01:03:50If you want to arrest
01:03:51me, fine.
01:03:53But don't fuck
01:03:54with my fiance.
01:03:55You don't get
01:03:55to decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:20Get him!
01:04:21If you can.
01:04:50Get him!
01:05:13is that enough pain or do you want more
01:05:24legend is written all over you icenander
01:05:30grandma meet my new fiance
01:05:34wow your new fiance he's so manly
01:05:38much better than your last one i always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:43it's butch's loss trixie has always been so much better than
01:05:47marissa she's like a shining star in the sky and
01:05:51marissa's like a roach in the sewers bitch we name calling now
01:05:55i'll drown you out with insults from my side right fam
01:05:58drown out the poor drown out the poor
01:06:07see trixie you've got no connections no power
01:06:10you can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:14we're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:17so you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:22let them eat cake
01:06:33you can't shoot all of them grab what you can fam
01:06:36attack
01:06:53you will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:02what the fuck was that i don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:05i'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:16damn it
01:07:19you forgot i had a gun too
01:07:22that'll teach you for messing with the wig hams
01:07:24take miss trixie and her family and get out of here we're quartered
01:07:27i'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:29devon you and your brother are both good men
01:07:33i will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:35they will be punished
01:07:40now hold still for me
01:07:43right
01:07:44rewrites the world
01:07:55holy fuck did she just reverse the bullet
01:07:59by chanting the goddess healer's chant
01:08:00is she the goddess healer
01:08:05i'm all better now
01:08:07thank you miss trixie
01:08:09see i knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:12no please i am just an ordinary girl
01:08:15don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:17sure
01:08:19you hear that
01:08:20she's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:23she was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:25well i do not care for glory
01:08:27i do believe in justice
01:08:30marissa and butch
01:08:31not only have you betrayed me
01:08:33but now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:35i will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:38and who are you to judge me for what i do
01:08:41god
01:08:42wrong
01:08:44but you're close
01:08:45oh bullshit
01:08:46i'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives
01:08:51you wanna cross the line so bad
01:08:53then let's see you try
01:08:54charge
01:09:04the hell is this
01:09:05this is the line between life
01:09:09and death
01:09:10yo was that extra neon spray paint
01:09:13i'll admit it looks pretty good but uh
01:09:15i'll die before i believe that's magic
01:09:18you're not the grim reaper
01:09:19what if it's a trap
01:09:20that woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:23we ain't afraid of her
01:09:24she's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:27why don't you cross the line
01:09:28and see for yourself
01:09:29i will
01:09:33left
01:09:34leaves the wrong
01:09:43i'm fine
01:09:44nothing happens
01:09:45you'll see soon enough
01:09:47oh please
01:09:48i really wanna die
01:09:49and you call this the line between life and death
01:09:52i knew you were just making that shit up
01:09:54whoops
01:09:55just crossed it again
01:09:57whoops
01:09:58and again
01:09:59nothing's
01:10:00happening
01:10:11what did you do to my brother
01:10:16i didn't do anything
01:10:17your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:21i suggest you take him to the ur
01:10:22if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:26come on
01:10:28major
01:10:29are you not going to help your own brother
01:10:30how was he able to cross the line
01:10:32see this must be an illusion
01:10:37only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:39will somebody take my brother to the hospital please
01:10:49you're so sore i wouldn't marry you
01:10:51you'd go and hurt my brother
01:10:52oh please
01:10:53you hurt us first
01:10:55at first i was really hurt by your betrayal
01:10:58but i've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:02marissa thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:07you blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:10you think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer
01:11:15when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day
01:11:21don't touch my wife
01:11:24and instead trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:29you can daydream all you want now trixie but when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:34it'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:36that you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:38and i'm the queen of everything
01:11:39oh really
01:11:40then let me show you how it is i who has everything you want
01:11:44you've got nothing on me
01:11:49yes
01:11:50tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:57goddess
01:11:57madam president
01:11:59i require your assistance
01:12:01yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:06get the vp we're leaving now
01:12:10did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the united states
01:12:15god i knew you were cheap but i didn't know you were crazy too
01:12:18i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa
01:12:21you're pathetic trixie
01:12:22a secretary to remind everyone how i have the presidential contract coming
01:12:26miss wickham is correct
01:12:27i was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:30only the most important people have madam president's direct line
01:12:33you hear that everyone
01:12:35there is no way
01:12:37lowlife trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:41she's just a desperate phony
01:12:43who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:44so she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:46no
01:12:47my granddaughter would never do that
01:12:50reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:12:53only the goddess healer can do that
01:12:55is trixie really the goddess healer
01:13:03oh
01:13:05first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general lysander armstrong
01:13:09and now you trixie are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract
01:13:14is this how the working class think all the time
01:13:18i never realized how delusional they were
01:13:21you can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:23while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:27look i don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:29but you trying to make me jealous trixie
01:13:31it ain't working
01:13:32you can't just fake the
01:13:36yeah but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:39it's like real magic
01:13:41trixie you're an angel
01:13:43but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:46and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:50won't her followers be furious and riot against you
01:13:54no
01:13:55trixie look
01:13:57i believe you
01:13:58you saved me
01:14:00whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:02you did that
01:14:04no matter what happens you are a goddess to me
01:14:06we'll riot against you now
01:14:09tear her apart
01:14:10tear her apart
01:14:12tear her apart
01:14:14tear her apart
01:14:15tear her apart
01:14:17the vice president arrives
01:14:34who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:40you're general lysander armstrong
01:14:42wait what
01:14:44he's actually general lysander armstrong
01:14:47no no we've been through this already once okay
01:14:50right secretary cho
01:14:51this actor trixie hired
01:14:54pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:14:57but you already confirmed with madame president
01:14:59that i got the contract coming still right
01:15:01yes
01:15:02we all thought he was a fraud
01:15:03what i mean is
01:15:06you're the war hero
01:15:08general lysander armstrong
01:15:10and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding
01:15:12the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:16and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president
01:15:20he is the general
01:15:23oh but he's in trouble now
01:15:25did you hear that
01:15:26even the vice president knows me
01:15:28as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:31so what if trixie picked up some washed up war hero
01:15:34we got the vp and the president
01:15:36on our side you'll always be nothing trixie
01:15:41i told you
01:15:42now punish them vice president langley
01:15:44this is treason
01:15:45lysander armstrong
01:15:46you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:15:53hurry
01:15:54the goddess healer needs us
01:15:58you can't do that mr vice president
01:16:00my brother is a war hero
01:16:02he single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:05he was in a coma for two years
01:16:07if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:08enough
01:16:08you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family
01:16:12not just your brother
01:16:16it's okay
01:16:18mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country
01:16:21i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:26and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president
01:16:28i never gave a fuck
01:16:30about any damn titles
01:16:34i truly saved a good man
01:16:41i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:44and what can you do about it
01:16:46oh mr vice president i have swell idea
01:16:49my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:16:53let's try it out on them
01:16:57hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:00put innocent civilian lives in danger
01:17:02despicable
01:17:03what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:08miss wickham
01:17:10you can use full force on them
01:17:12did you hear that voice
01:17:27shoot
01:17:28wait that's the president
01:17:41oh my gosh i'm so sorry madam president
01:17:54that was they were totally aiming for uh tricksy the the fraud in the middle
01:17:58what is this
01:18:00oh that's my new biomedical weapon madam for your military
01:18:04this is a war crime these are innocent civilian lives
01:18:07you're messing with
01:18:08you're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:10i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential contract
01:18:12with great power comes great responsibility
01:18:15and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i gave you
01:18:19what are you doing reverse the poison
01:18:21and take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:23that is easy
01:18:25there's no need
01:18:26i'll save everyone
01:18:42it's raining gold
01:18:45what's happening
01:18:46tricksy doesn't have that kind of money
01:18:48it's got to be cheap glitter
01:18:51she
01:18:52she
01:18:53she is
01:18:54she is a criminal
01:18:56don't worry madam president we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:18:59i'd be quiet if i were you
01:19:01because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:04what are you talking about
01:19:06the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:19this contract
01:19:21yeah yes
01:19:22thank you first gentleman
01:19:41my contract you bitch
01:19:43and that's not all
01:19:57this foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:19:59there is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:02don't you realize
01:20:03or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that
01:20:07you're the real virus here marissa
01:20:10money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:12and that's something i cannot tolerate
01:20:15so prepare yourself
01:20:16because i'm about to smite you
01:20:20what are you gonna do
01:20:21the president is here
01:20:23and i just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:28pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:32madam president
01:20:33you've recovered now
01:20:34so what's your final decision
01:20:38i'll
01:20:39she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:20:46i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:20:53why why are you attacking me madam president
01:20:55you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:20:58you wish you idiot
01:21:02i've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:05so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:21:08i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:15and do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:20you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh
01:21:24the one and only
01:21:27and it's
01:21:31her
01:21:48welcome goddess
01:21:59you really are the goddess of healing aren't you
01:22:02how else did you think i saved you
01:22:05then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:22:09i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:12to help those in need
01:22:14and make sure the man i chose loved me for me
01:22:18no so that means
01:22:19the billion dollar contract
01:22:21it was you who gave it to me
01:22:23she took it away just like that
01:22:27that was our golden ticket
01:22:28you were once my fiance and best friend
01:22:30but after everything you've done
01:22:33we're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:35no please i swear
01:22:36i didn't know you were an ex
01:22:38it doesn't matter who she is
01:22:43trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:44she's an amazing person
01:22:46and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:22:50she's gonna be my wife
01:22:52because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:22:54on this planet
01:23:00i love you
01:23:14all her goals
01:23:15all her clothes
01:23:17all that could have been mine
01:23:19this is all your fault
01:23:21you seduce me
01:23:24you were the one that came onto me
01:23:26you himbo
01:23:27please trixie
01:23:29give me another chance
01:23:32i want to be rich again
01:23:33i'll be your slave
01:23:35kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:37you've had your chance to apologize
01:23:39but it's too late now
01:23:41all i see is your greed
01:23:43and how much you'd hurt others
01:23:44just to benefit yourself
01:23:45you two should be locked up
01:23:47and she shall
01:23:49for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:23:52arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:23:55it's all your fault marissa
01:23:57i never loved you
01:23:58it's your fault
01:23:59i was only with you for your money
01:24:01you were rich
01:24:03i'll see myself now
01:24:05rest assured goddess
01:24:07we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:11my platform is spreading kindness
01:24:13just like you
01:24:14i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:17that is why i saved you
01:24:19with these healing hands
01:24:21i will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:24:25well
01:24:27let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:31let's party
01:24:32wait
01:24:33what if we just got married
01:24:34right now
01:24:35yes
01:24:36well
01:24:40do you take each other
01:24:42to be your lawfully wedded partner
01:24:45i do
01:24:46i do
01:24:47you may kiss the bride
01:24:48oh
01:24:50oh
01:24:51goodbye
01:24:51oh
01:24:51and
01:24:51i'll see you guys
01:24:52oh
01:24:52good
01:24:52bye
01:24:54good
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