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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30I have not seen a pirate.
00:00:32I hate that.
00:00:39I have no idea how to get here.
00:00:42I'm going to be in a village.
00:00:49I have no idea how to run it.
00:00:53I was out on the way to get your own.
00:00:57It's been an opportunity to burn a little bit of a name.
00:01:01but that's it look man that's all your stuff's worth ring booze or meds next time they get you
00:01:17i have to make this last all week
00:01:28last item of the day boys two lovely sisters
00:01:53early 20s healthy strong enough to work young enough to bed children
00:02:09what the hell seriously who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now
00:02:17exactly just an ungrateful mouth to feed half the time they don't even work god forbid you knock
00:02:23them up then you're forever
00:02:30if no one else is bidding maybe i have a chance to save them
00:02:35but even if i did we would just starve to death
00:02:39this world sucks look at that skin and those tints
00:02:46when's the last time in you ever fucked something that good eh limited time offer boys two for one
00:02:55place those bids i was the daughter of the richest family in the city now i'm being sold as a
00:03:01bundle deal
00:03:02i swear i could kill every one of those creeps
00:03:13and her future basis
00:03:14suitable host detected system activation complete rescue mission required
00:03:19What the hell is this? Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:30This thing is alien tech?
00:03:32Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:41Preserve humanity?
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed. Rescue required to initiate binding. Time remaining three minutes. Failure will result in host death.
00:04:01It won't come off.
00:04:04Wait, is that why that guy's arm was gray? He failed to do with the system mask? What do I
00:04:11do now?
00:04:26What do I do now?
00:04:28Easy, gentlemen. This blade cuts everyone the same. You want these girls? You're gonna have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:41He didn't attack us. He's not like the others.
00:04:46Guns still existed. I'd already have those girls. The warhead white top guns. That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:58I'm gonna stand for this stupid ass auction. Wait, wait, wait!
00:05:02What if we buy them, have our, uh, gun, and then sell them off?
00:05:09What if they die?
00:05:10Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:14What works for me?
00:05:16Alright.
00:05:17One.
00:05:19Can.
00:05:20Of.
00:05:21Food.
00:05:21Who's gonna beat that?
00:05:23Ha!
00:05:29No.
00:05:30I can't let this happen. If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:40One can.
00:05:44And, and a bar of chocolate.
00:05:51Arthur, those girls are mine. Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:58Easy, gentlemen. The ladies are watching. Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06Alright. You wanna play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two cans!
00:06:16Whoa!
00:06:18Two cans!
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous!
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:25The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat? You scared?
00:06:32Come on. Show us what you got.
00:06:39Host death. In 30 seconds.
00:06:42Shit. I can't let Jack get his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last game.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack. I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:58Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increase detected.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:07Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1020 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:27Holy shit. This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad. Looks like...
00:07:36Looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:41What a joke!
00:07:42You think you can compete with me over women?
00:07:47Come on. You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:50Money, girls, whatever it is, I always get there first!
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:04Well, how about this?
00:08:12Oh, yeah?
00:08:20Well, how about this?
00:08:28How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way. I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar!
00:08:34Whatever he bids, I bid in one more can.
00:08:39All right.
00:08:40So...
00:08:42Are you bidding?
00:08:43All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidding, looks like these sisters are gonna go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:57Sold!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:18Beat hold on the finish line.
00:09:20I'm gonna hit hold like a star.
00:09:23Watch how I leave you all behind.
00:09:26Don't do silver, go and get my gold.
00:09:29I've been feeling ready, ready on your musket.
00:09:31Ready, set, go, go and take a pretty step.
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54Next time I see you, I won't be taking just your ration.
00:10:10I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested.
00:10:43Rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:47Time to complete two minutes.
00:10:49This again? In only two minutes?
00:10:53I told you, I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods.
00:10:58I can take you there.
00:10:59Bridget, why don't we take care of his goods of your first?
00:11:01Just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:07And you're gonna help.
00:11:20Stay here.
00:11:21You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur, you again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and beat you to this drain!
00:11:45Stay back!
00:11:47Really? A bottle of water?
00:11:48Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08Shit!
00:12:09That was my only Molotov.
00:12:1445 seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:19Oh, my God!
00:12:22Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I sank the gas from a wrecked car just enough to scare him off.
00:12:27What? So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:30Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground!
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur!
00:12:35You already have two and then you gotta take her two!
00:12:38Post death in 20 seconds.
00:12:40Seconds.
00:12:44Fuck!
00:12:45Why won't they back off?
00:12:54Arthur!
00:12:56You're dead!
00:12:57You hear me?
00:12:58I'm dead!
00:12:59This is not over.
00:13:01I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:22I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:45Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
00:13:48Skulls affection levels increased.
00:13:50Rewards issued.
00:13:51Medicine.
00:13:52Ten units.
00:13:53Two MP5 submachine guns.
00:13:55Four clips of ammunition.
00:13:57Fifty rounds each.
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:14:00Two rifles?
00:14:01But guns are extinct.
00:14:03And now I've got two?
00:14:05Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex.
00:14:12Hey, let's move.
00:14:13It's not safe here.
00:14:14Come on.
00:14:25Welcome to the Five Star Apocalypse Hotel.
00:14:28No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:14:34Hope you don't mind.
00:14:36You're kidding.
00:14:37How can this Chewbac fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all.
00:14:42You saved us.
00:14:44It's more than enough.
00:14:45We can clean the place up a bit.
00:14:48It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:14:54You are...
00:14:55I'm Karen Linton.
00:14:58And this is my little sister.
00:15:00We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:15:04I'm Mary.
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:18I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:20Oh.
00:15:22Country pumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:15:41Make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Yeah.
00:15:46Right.
00:15:48Damn.
00:15:49She really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great.
00:15:52He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no.
00:16:03Alright, we'll start with chicken soup.
00:16:05About half a gallon.
00:16:07Just gonna fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:24How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40Well, what were you staring at?
00:16:54Nothing.
00:16:55Just...
00:16:57I don't want you overdoing it.
00:17:00I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:41She's cute.
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:43I got it, okay?
00:17:44Let me help.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:18:18Damn.
00:18:20This system is...
00:18:22For real.
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:39Wow.
00:18:41She moves fast.
00:18:43Cute.
00:18:44But charm?
00:18:45That's my lane.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:54Oh no.
00:18:57I think I twisted my ankle.
00:18:59Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:01I don't think I can stand.
00:19:03Here, come try to stand.
00:19:04My legs feel really weak right now.
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:10You're so strong.
00:19:12It makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kinda looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:33I can keep you warm.
00:19:35Give you a massage.
00:19:41Maybe even...
00:19:42Oh.
00:19:43Why don't we make things a little more interesting and...
00:19:47See who Arthur chooses.
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:55Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:10Uh...
00:20:10Did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No.
00:20:14No, nothing.
00:20:15It was just really...
00:20:16Odd in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If you didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:38So...
00:20:38It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52The soup is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:11No, I...
00:21:13I am.
00:21:14It's just...
00:21:15It's really hot in here.
00:21:17I'm not.
00:21:39Sorry!
00:21:43Susan, what do you think you're doing?
00:21:46Just giving our husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51Oh, wow.
00:21:53You must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage.
00:22:32That's all.
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:56Did you guys hear that?
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place, like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:19All right, there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door, and you stay quiet, all right?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:56You're not going to leave me, right?
00:24:03I'm going to come right back.
00:24:04I won't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:32We women waiting on her and more food till the rest of us come by.
00:24:36Then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:25:00Okay.
00:25:17Well, well, well.
00:25:20Look at you.
00:25:23You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:37Good.
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur, something's wrong.
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary, Mary, Mary.
00:25:56Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands.
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and us, guys.
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:14They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:15Those guys are animals.
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no.
00:26:20No, Mary is alive.
00:26:21Right?
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere, and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:27They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here.
00:26:42I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:47You can't...
00:26:48Hey, don't worry.
00:26:51I'm going to bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:10Boss, can't we have a little fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was white.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24He promised Arthur would stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:27Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp.
00:27:47I don't trust him alone.
00:28:20well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:28:28some food he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog did you bring the
00:28:39stuff or not i sure did oh sir don't do this for me i'm not worth it
00:28:46shut up this isn't your time to talk don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:29:07so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:13hey hey hey hey tony
00:29:17we good what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right what girl
00:29:36so you chose the hard way
00:29:42i gave you the supplies now you let mary go anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:48nope never seen him before in my life you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be fair
00:30:02surround him
00:30:13he is surrounded we have to help him are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:24oh okay all right all right all right i see what's going on here i know what you guys
00:30:29are gonna do be smart get the fuck out
00:30:42i gave you a chance
00:30:43i gave you a chance
00:31:13a real fucking gun how the fuck did you get a real gun there are more of us he can't
00:31:18have
00:31:18that many rounds yeah yeah with all the shots you fire you probably burn through half a mag
00:31:22already look i don't care how many bullets he's got we rush him together the first one
00:31:27to kill him gets his supplies and his girls
00:31:51come on
00:31:54keep betting your lives on my bullets
00:32:03don't move
00:32:06we're not done yet
00:32:14i'm sorry okay i have nothing to do with this fucking jack
00:32:20yes it isn't all his fault he's lying i didn't do anything tony took your girls he's he stole
00:32:26your supplies don't shoot me don't shoot me we can talk this out
00:32:34i have nothing to do with this fucking jack
00:32:42sorry
00:32:51i can't do anything like that
00:32:52i can't do anything that's all right
00:32:53i can't do anything that's what i think i'll let you get to a link
00:32:54the app
00:32:54my website
00:32:54is
00:32:54is
00:33:03it
00:33:07i thought i was never gonna see you again i told you i'd come back
00:33:13hey what are you doing here i told you guys to stay home we were so worried about you i
00:33:18was so
00:33:18scared i thought you were gonna die oh really that's not what you were saying is that gonna go
00:33:23how was i supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun god that was so hard
00:33:36vows affection levels increased
00:33:43rewards delivered to residents purified water 20 liters canned meat 20 units milk 20 cartons
00:33:54come on let's go home
00:34:01as for you guys
00:34:06come here
00:34:11don't kill me please we'll give you back everything shut up
00:34:18on your knees
00:34:22are there man please
00:34:26please don't kill us man we're we're we're classmates right
00:34:32we'll work for you hands on the ground
00:34:54you remember this if you ever come near my wives again i'll shoot you in the skull
00:35:04get out of here
00:35:05ah now
00:35:16ladies
00:35:18let's have a feast tonight
00:35:19at our new home
00:35:48let's have a feast tonight
00:35:51affection metrics
00:35:52What happens when it reaches a hundred percent?
00:35:54Baitbag brought you a clean towel.
00:35:57I'll just leave you here.
00:35:58Okay.
00:36:00Thanks.
00:36:34Hey, what are you doing?
00:36:37Arthur, you saved me, fed me, gave me shelter, risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person, and I don't really have a future in this
00:36:59world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking, and I'm going to regret it, but I won't.
00:37:16I choose you.
00:37:20I'm a thrill.
00:37:23You wrap around your finger.
00:37:26You feel like a tiger.
00:37:29You need to take.
00:37:32I'm hungry for your body.
00:37:34Ready for your game.
00:37:37You take the rest of me.
00:37:40Yes, you do.
00:37:43You take the rest of me.
00:37:46You take the rest of me.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:55Seems like my husband hasn't been able to unwind anyone.
00:37:59It's been a long week.
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:07That's the one that destroys me.
00:38:09I'm begging for your time.
00:38:11I can feel the hand on my back.
00:38:15I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:38:18And the taste of your mouth
00:38:21Makes me feel alive
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body
00:38:27Ready for your game
00:38:30You take the wrath of me
00:38:33You take the wrath of me
00:38:39You get it on my nose
00:38:43You take the wrath of me
00:38:45Yes, you do
00:38:53Arthur, baby, don't stop, please
00:38:59Unbelievable, she actually made the first move
00:39:03I won't be left behind
00:39:05Arthur, I know how to make you feel good
00:39:11Hold me tighter
00:39:12You're driving me insane
00:39:17Oh my god
00:39:23Damn it
00:39:24I want sex too
00:39:26I want a man
00:39:35Arthur
00:39:38Arthur
00:39:39Arthur
00:39:39Arthur
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone
00:39:47And you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guns
00:39:54Hello
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now
00:40:01Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted
00:40:06Yeah
00:40:07Okay, best we can manage
00:40:1043% alcohol
00:40:16Lost a lot of men getting you that
00:40:18Mmm, not bad
00:40:2143% huh
00:40:24It'll do
00:40:27Queen Tilly will love this
00:40:31As for Arthur
00:40:32Once I finalize a deal with the Queen, I will bring her men and go kill him myself
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected
00:40:52Rewards issued
00:40:54Gasoline
00:40:5520 liters
00:40:56Microgenerators
00:40:583 units
00:40:59Purified water
00:41:0030 liters
00:41:01Food
00:41:0130 cans
00:41:03Affection metrics
00:41:04Mary
00:41:0430
00:41:05Increased to 50
00:41:07Susan
00:41:0735
00:41:08And Karen
00:41:0915
00:41:09Increased to 60
00:41:11Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:22Oh no
00:41:22He looks so hot
00:41:25I can't help myself
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen?
00:41:43Are you okay?
00:41:43Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah, yeah, I, I'm fine
00:41:47Yeah, yeah, I, I'm fine
00:41:49I'm, I'm gonna, go change and I'll come back out
00:41:53Okay
00:41:57Woo, that was close
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:13What is this?
00:42:22I let go of it.
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off. A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated. Turns out there's a whole basement under
00:42:37here.
00:42:38Come on. Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold. There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh? In this world you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:15Now this, this is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels. When judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day. Cigarettes help with alcohol? That's basically gold
00:43:41now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:48There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:54Fifty years old, at least fifty percent of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a twelve-year-old bottle can trade for twenty cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:06Look at this much booze. We could buy the entire wasteland city. Make it ours. Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Here.
00:44:18Here.
00:44:19Keep in mind.
00:44:22Here.
00:44:23And...
00:44:23Cho, cho, cho, cho, cho, cho, cho, cho, cho!
00:44:30Woooo!
00:44:31It is pretty short either.
00:44:34Oh, I knew it wrong.
00:44:39Arthur.
00:44:40Here.
00:44:42.
00:44:43Alpha-sia.
00:44:52Karen.
00:44:54Karen?
00:44:54What are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan.
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Yeah, are you drunk? Hey, hey, I need someone to fuck me now
00:45:44Hey
00:45:49She's okay. She's just knocked out
00:45:52What happened? I don't know
00:45:55She was drunk. She tried to force herself on you something. No, she wasn't trying to hurt you
00:46:01It's the mutation
00:46:03mutation
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit she shielded me with her body. She took the blast head on the fallout left
00:46:10her with a side effect
00:46:11She can't control
00:46:14An unstable libido
00:46:15Sometimes it spikes
00:46:18violently
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left
00:46:28I know where to get her
00:46:29Tell me I'll do anything
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the wasteland queen
00:46:34She's the daughter of New York Mafia boss and before the war she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her
00:46:41underground operations
00:46:42All right
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled
00:46:46And after that
00:46:50I'll meet with the queen
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time
00:47:09I'm gonna trade
00:47:37I'm gonna trade this with the queen for adrenaline
00:47:38Six husbands ended up dead
00:47:48It's gonna be okay, I'll be right back
00:48:02It's gonna be right there
00:48:19I'll be right back
00:48:19I'll be right back
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline, 50 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08Alright, it's nothing like the watered down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise, you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that lost his tongue.
00:49:19Because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:29Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:35You know.
00:49:38You might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my footrest.
00:49:47You.
00:49:49Go try it.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real.
00:50:16Or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:30That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:45As?
00:50:47That's Arthur.
00:50:49The Fraud.
00:50:54oh my old classmate i didn't even recognize you after all these years
00:51:00well i never forgot about you raymond or any of the lessons you taught me back in school
00:51:18arthur didn't i tell you when you are being bullied you're supposed to ask yourself what
00:51:25you did wrong first but instead you snitched on me to the deep and now i'm suspended you
00:51:32happy now you piece of shit you're all gonna pay for this
00:51:41arthur
00:51:47remember this face of yours
00:51:49you'll start with with the rest of your life
00:51:59that bathroom character really stuck with you
00:52:05now you're scamming us with fake boo yeah that crap we saw that bottle in the trash yesterday
00:52:11it's the color of piss how'd you brew them with your own urine
00:52:17oh god guys guys queen tilt i heard you got a batch of adrenaline that that's about to expire
00:52:24so i brought these two bottles as an exchange
00:52:30that's good thank you
00:52:54strong
00:52:56before the war this wouldn't even pass this premium
00:53:03but now
00:53:05it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline
00:53:09thank you thank you
00:53:11and as for this fraud
00:53:13since we're classmates
00:53:15we could give them a quick less painful death
00:53:24and you
00:53:26how can you decide
00:53:27you haven't even tried my booze
00:53:29wait tilly why bother
00:53:30i mean just look at it cloudy as hell
00:53:32god knows what kind of shit you dumped in there
00:53:35i know him better than anyone
00:53:36we went to high school together
00:53:38he's always been shit
00:53:40yeah
00:53:40wait tilly why
00:53:41enough
00:53:44fine
00:53:45we'll do this properly
00:53:47but he can drink it
00:53:51i'm not drinking the sewage
00:54:02good boy
00:54:21this is insane
00:54:25it's a gift from god
00:54:29he's not drinking it
00:54:30did i mess up his sense of taste or what
00:54:35what the hell
00:54:36this guy can actually make booze
00:54:38i have no idea
00:54:39i mean he is the guy that pulled a gun on us
00:54:41so yeah maybe
00:54:45i approve whiskey
00:54:53brims
00:55:06blue flame
00:55:08that only happens with hyper flicker
00:55:11i want your whiskey
00:55:12all of it
00:55:13everything that you have
00:55:14let me taste it
00:55:16sure
00:55:16but i want the fresh adrenaline syringes first
00:55:22deal
00:55:26oh yeah
00:55:27oh that's it
00:55:29i never thought i'd taste anything like this again
00:55:31green tilly
00:55:34maybe we should talk about what comes next
00:55:42yeah
00:55:43we should
00:55:45beat it
00:55:46all three of you
00:55:47and take your cheap garbage with you
00:55:49arthur
00:55:50please
00:55:51just give us
00:55:52do us a favor
00:55:53give us a little bit
00:55:54of adrenaline
00:55:55please
00:55:55a little bit
00:55:56we'll do anything you want
00:56:06i want you to drink his piss
00:56:10arthur don't be a fucking jerk man
00:56:12we've known each other since school
00:56:14yeah
00:56:15yeah we did
00:56:16and look where that got you
00:56:18are you serious right now
00:56:19queen tilly i think it's time to
00:56:21send them out
00:56:29don't you fucking touch me
00:56:30hey
00:56:32this isn't over arthur
00:56:34i'll make you pay for it
00:56:35i will i swear
00:56:36a man who can make liquor like this
00:56:40i need to keep him close
00:56:42queen tilly
00:56:44now aside from the adrenaline
00:56:46i'd like to start a business in the wasteland
00:56:48with your approval
00:56:51your whiskey bought you a place here
00:56:54call me tilly
00:56:56and whatever business you run
00:56:58i take 80 percent
00:57:0180
00:57:02come on that's insane
00:57:04too much
00:57:06well
00:57:06there is one way
00:57:08that we can waive it
00:57:10and what might that be
00:57:16be
00:57:16my
00:57:17husband
00:57:25plenty of toys
00:57:26here
00:57:28pick one
00:57:29we have time
00:57:40um
00:57:42you know maybe i can work with 80
00:57:43shut up
00:57:46i am tired
00:57:47of the same boring games
00:57:50i want to try
00:57:52something different
00:57:55i'll be the masochist
00:57:56and you be the sadist
00:58:17compatible spouse detected
00:58:19rescue required
00:58:21subject must be claimed as spouse
00:58:23failure will initiate host death
00:58:26oh come on
00:58:27oh come on
00:58:29oh come on
00:58:31i've got blood on my head
00:58:34you should be afraid
00:58:37here
00:58:39call me on this
00:58:41from now on
00:58:43your taxes are waived
00:58:45and as long as you remain in wasteland city
00:58:48no one will mess with you ever again
00:58:51all right i'll uh
00:58:53contact you the day after tomorrow
00:58:55and arrange delivery of the 50 bottles
00:58:57no need
00:58:59welcome myself
00:59:01with my people
00:59:02i hear that you have three wives
00:59:06i want to meet them
00:59:09see what kind of women
00:59:10besides me
00:59:13keep you interested
00:59:18why do i feel like a male escort
00:59:21new spouse registered
00:59:23reward issued
00:59:24anti-radiation serum
00:59:26motorcycle
00:59:27anti-radiation serum
00:59:28and a new motorcycle
00:59:30spouse's life signal critical
00:59:33immediate treatment required
00:59:58karen hold on
01:00:02Come here!
01:00:04Come here!
01:00:05Help me! Let her go!
01:00:06Help me!
01:00:12I'm mad!
01:00:14I'm mad!
01:00:20None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:30No!
01:00:34Karen, stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode! She's lost control!
01:00:51Let me...
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, stop!
01:01:06Get it off!
01:01:07Karen!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could?
01:01:16Look at me! I can't get hard like this!
01:01:18Ah!
01:01:20Ah!
01:01:23Ah!
01:01:25Ah!
01:01:27Ah!
01:01:27Ah!
01:01:31Ah!
01:01:33Ah!
01:01:34Ah!
01:01:35Ah!
01:01:36Ah!
01:01:36Ah!
01:01:37Ah!
01:01:40Ah!
01:01:40Ah!
01:01:41Ah!
01:01:41Oh my God!
01:01:42Hey!
01:01:43Karen?
01:01:45She's not breathing!
01:01:47What?
01:01:49Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50No!
01:01:51Come on!
01:01:53Warning!
01:01:54Spouse life signal critical!
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed,
01:01:57post-death protocol will initiate!
01:02:00No!
01:02:02No!
01:02:03Karen, come on!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:04Come on!
01:02:04Karen, stay with me!
01:02:05Come on!
01:02:06Come on!
01:02:06Stay with me!
01:02:07Come on, Karen!
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:14Karen, wake up!
01:02:16Spouse life status!
01:02:18Karen, zero percent!
01:02:20Post-death in ten seconds!
01:02:22Ah!
01:02:23Mid-box!
01:02:23Mid-box!
01:02:24Come on, Karen!
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:27I'm out of options!
01:02:28Please let this work!
01:02:30Karen!
01:02:31Come on, Karen!
01:02:32I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:34Stand up with me!
01:02:40No!
01:02:49Come on, come on.
01:03:00No!
01:03:07You're okay. You're okay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:03:14I'm so sorry. Are you okay? Are you okay? I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah. I'm okay.
01:03:23You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:35Oh, my God.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:43It actually worked.
01:03:46Spouse affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:49Formal dresses.
01:03:50Three cents.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Oh, my God.
01:04:16Where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:21I'm trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skin rocks!
01:04:50Go!
01:04:51Go, no!
01:04:51I grabbed it first!
01:04:52Go!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:04:53Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste...
01:05:09Line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:27Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:33Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that.
01:05:52Lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10As for you guys.
01:06:12I need salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:27Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:39Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing.
01:07:24Need I ask?
01:07:25He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Count's done, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07System hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe.
01:08:22We should shower.
01:08:24Together.
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:26My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey.
01:08:33Me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:50It saves water.
01:09:05Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17We're doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21We're doing the Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:09:28We're good.
01:09:30What's up?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:09:59How dare you call her by her first name?
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:07Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:29Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:44How dare you?
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish him.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:12Ha, that batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is going to be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the queen first?
01:11:27I'm not going to, I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:11:31The queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:03All right, Raymond, Frank.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:12:23or I'm going to have my horny boys back here, fuck up your cheap sluts,
01:12:28and I'm going to make you watch.
01:12:32All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:51No.
01:12:52So he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous to think his women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose, but remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:09All right, you got three seconds to decide.
01:13:14Either you stand with this guy, or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:13:35I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44It doesn't matter how many supplies you have.
01:13:46You're still worthless.
01:13:50Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:14:02or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:12That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:14:14You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:18I haven't even asked them to drink piss.
01:14:22Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:25Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:14:27It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:15So, you made up your mind yet?
01:15:17You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously, he's setting the chance.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off!
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:15:39Let me...
01:15:40Get him!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Until he gets to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:16:05Missed me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:23Ah!
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up!
01:16:44Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right.
01:16:51I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's insane!
01:17:07Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his pies!
01:17:09So hard in years!
01:17:11So hard in years!
01:17:13Now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:17:33Oh, sad baby.
01:17:37I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:45I decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:53I decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the plates!
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:17Queen Tilly!
01:18:18We're almost there!
01:18:20Full speed ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers!
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, alright?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:52Hey, hey you!
01:18:53Get over here and get pouring.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:00Cut!
01:19:01Get the fuck down there!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly!
01:19:33You're just in time!
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Linkshack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:51Oh, you're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:55It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, just shut your mouth!
01:19:59You don't speak to the Queen that way!
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:07We did!
01:20:09That's right, we saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:15And this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:18His wife!
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly-
01:20:25Whoa, hey.
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not, that's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait, wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually-
01:20:38Stop!
01:20:40Holy!
01:20:42Queen, Queen Tilly, he, he's just trash.
01:20:47Uh, uh, literally, uh, a scavenger.
01:20:53He's my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58And those bottles were made for me.
01:21:01By him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:17Uh, uh, a-
01:21:18Uh, uh, uh, Miss Tilly, I-
01:21:19Uh, I- I didn't realize that this whiskey belongs to your husband.
01:21:24It was him.
01:21:25Uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah.
01:21:26He made us do it, he set us up.
01:21:28Uh, eh.
01:21:28Oh, come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know.
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Please save me.
01:21:58I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:03I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:08Horace, throw him out.
01:22:11Left.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back,
01:22:21kill them on sight.
01:22:24No.
01:22:25No, you don't understand.
01:22:27No.
01:22:27What?
01:22:28No.
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:36Come on.
01:22:53Arthur.
01:22:55I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off.
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:25We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:28Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:34I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:56What the hell?
01:23:57What the hell?
01:23:58They're guns.
01:24:01You're guns.
01:24:02Surprise, motherfucker.
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now.
01:24:10We found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun, too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:32We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:36It feels fucking amazing.
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm going to make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur, what about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are going to make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur.
01:25:10Come out.
01:25:10I know you're in the head.
01:25:12Bring your bitches with you.
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor?
01:25:18You're surrounded.
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit.
01:25:22Come on.
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day.
01:25:45I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it.
01:25:47But get to the basement now.
01:25:49No.
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes.
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes.
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement.
01:26:18There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen.
01:26:25Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:46We're at least together.
01:26:53Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:02Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG, 10.
01:27:04MP5, 1.
01:27:06Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:12Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and bump straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay.
01:27:28Okay.
01:27:28You got me.
01:27:29I surrender.
01:27:31Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here.
01:27:36Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine.
01:27:40But guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:47All right.
01:27:49You come out nice and slow.
01:27:52No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker.
01:28:05Oh, shit.
01:28:07Oh, shit.
01:28:08Oh, shit.
01:28:09Oh, shit.
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:27So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:31Say these.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling, don't forget, you're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey, why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:51All right, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your Majesty.
01:28:57Detecting children, human civilization progress, 60%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:05You ain't seen nothing yet.
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