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Reborn For The Crown
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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20Casually ruining my house for a really long time
00:00:29Mia?
00:00:30Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:49C-c-c-kay?
00:00:53I still run this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:26Yeah
00:01:28Me?
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:40I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Yeah, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give him one
00:02:06You-
00:02:08He came back
00:02:10You
00:02:13Oh
00:02:13Oh
00:02:14Oh
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:25You're gonna be alright, just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back.
00:02:30What do you mean, go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you how much.
00:02:34How much you want.
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas, no more frown lines.
00:03:00I look 18 again, which means...
00:03:03Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:15Those highlights.
00:03:17A Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to 2006.
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:31Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:35Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:49Things changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52And nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one.
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill...
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day.
00:04:28Don't be silly.
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:35I mean, she would never bully anyone.
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay.
00:04:59So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:05:08Oops.
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:15It's a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:20That's acid.
00:05:21I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:34Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:51Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:12Concon, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:17Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little miss stutter.
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:50Let's see what this does do.
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:03No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:08Teacher released favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:10Sorry, Ms. Thompson.
00:07:12Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry.
00:07:15Oh, my God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your words.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No.
00:07:33You look good kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:36I like the new me, too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:43Ah!
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering!
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen!
00:07:52Stop!
00:07:53Stop!
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:54Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen,
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost touch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:08Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits?
00:09:17The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect?
00:09:24To the queen.
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:40Okay.
00:09:41And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:53Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03ConCon, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:10:07We have to do this together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me.
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader.
00:10:22You're the basketball captain.
00:10:23Even our parents won us together.
00:10:25It's destiny.
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:29Oh, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:38Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of relativity.
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:53You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it.
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:05You wasted.
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:38You good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Oh, sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh, no, don't worry about it.
00:11:43It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48My mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:02Hmm.
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:10Chalamet who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year,
00:12:16so I thought.
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:24That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:29Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia,
00:12:36there's only one girl that I've ever really liked,
00:12:40and it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry.
00:12:54Oh, fuck.
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:56I'm great.
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:01Oh, god.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league,
00:13:06and she's beautiful and smart,
00:13:11and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:26Cool.
00:13:27Um, but I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list, item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test,
00:13:41I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:11Oh, God, don't you worry.
00:14:13I feel it.
00:14:15If I don't take her on now,
00:14:16we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect.
00:14:23Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Oh, man.
00:14:36Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too,
00:14:39since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's this challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great.
00:14:48Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor,
00:14:58and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you want to.
00:15:16Boo, no more applause.
00:15:17Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads.
00:15:20Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, king.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow,
00:15:35but show us your best, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them,
00:15:45or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets
00:15:49is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten
00:15:52is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:55It's for me.
00:15:57Just follow my lead.
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:36Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:38Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:45I will destroy her life, and I will win, prom queen!
00:16:49Not if I can help it.
00:16:51The whole town wants us together!
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go on there!
00:17:00Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling.
00:17:09Go over there.
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:14He's talking!
00:17:14Bye!
00:17:15Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye!
00:17:17Mia.
00:17:18We really need to talk...
00:17:21...about that kiss.
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No, but I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:44It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:52Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:57Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:59And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:02Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look, for your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait, do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You can run this school if you want it to, Mia.
00:18:40You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way!
00:18:47Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best baker win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:19:44I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50But I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:20:09Let me out.
00:20:10Where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:20May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's bake-off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Mia, you look...
00:20:33Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls.
00:20:37We have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking, chef.
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:04Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right, contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah.
00:21:23We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39I'll have to make this a little bit.
00:21:43Like this, like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52Like this.
00:21:53That's undernaz.
00:21:55Oh, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:25Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:36Oh, she's awful.
00:22:40If you do that again, Miss Watkins,
00:22:42you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:51A good scientist always has a plan.
00:22:58And time.
00:23:02The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:17It's so crazy!
00:23:19Yeah!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple,
00:23:24but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's senior bake-off is...
00:24:01The winner of this year's senior bake-off is...
00:24:11Mia Watkins!
00:24:13Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake-Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:31Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do that.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that, loser!
00:24:53I'm sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus nerds!
00:25:11Stop it, stop it!
00:25:13Stop it, stop it!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:40You and your friends can go.
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:45I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:25:59One more thing that you do wrong, and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:11Oh.
00:26:12Sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:14Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back for his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43And...
00:26:44No, be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here, my star students?
00:26:54What the fuck was that?
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Ooh.
00:27:36Like us?
00:27:37Together?
00:27:38You're alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:28:00You're a little girl.
00:28:08Big by the children.
00:28:11You feel a thing.
00:28:15You're a little girl.
00:28:15You're a little girl.
00:28:15Yeah, and I'm a little girl.
00:28:19I'm a little girl.
00:28:21That's good.
00:28:21And the girl...
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18Alright, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:23Can I?
00:29:25Alright.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:34Picep brachii.
00:29:40Factor S Major.
00:29:45Frectus abdominis laurea amen.
00:29:50That the name?
00:29:51The name is that long
00:29:52No, no, no, dude, we're good about that part.
00:29:54It's important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling mia.
00:29:58yeah he likes someone else you know i think that you're enjoying this little study session
00:30:09but i think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes
00:30:25the rules are simple if you get a question wrong you strip unless you just want to stick to the
00:30:31books
00:30:32high school bucket list item number 10 unleash your inner vixen no you ready to lose
00:30:41trapezibus yes where oh my
00:30:50um brachialis
00:31:01you that's cheating don't look at that
00:31:23mm-hmm
00:31:24you know i thought that i was going to be the only one getting naked but you
00:31:27are getting pretty close that's because you keep asking me questions i don't know the answer to
00:31:33you i may have made up a few questions uh to level the playing field
00:31:42bad girl violence is against the rules so as a penalty you might have to lose this shirt
00:31:58make me
00:32:02careful what you wish for
00:32:18that's for cheating
00:32:24okay
00:32:28connor are you in there oh that's my dad no my dad's my dad no no no oh
00:32:34come on come on come on okay yeah just a second
00:32:55oh
00:32:55oh hey dad this is mia she's my new tutor hi mr oliver tutor huh
00:33:01well miss thompson just called said you failed another test
00:33:04so much for her tutoring dad's not like that mia is unimportant
00:33:12weren't you and jessica gonna be an item she's from a good family at least waste your time with
00:33:17someone respectable dad
00:33:19mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than jessica ever will be
00:33:23girls aside
00:33:26fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school
00:33:30you're 18. connor this is embarrassing embarrassing dad since when do you actually even you know what
00:33:37never mind hey mr oliver i will help connor pass
00:33:42and i know he will go on to do amazing things
00:33:46oh how can you be so sure just a hunch hunches don't mean
00:33:51sweetheart
00:33:52connor wait just please talk to him you can fix this i can't fix anything when it comes to him
00:33:57i think it's time you leave miss valedictorian i need to speak with my son alone
00:34:05dad wait
00:34:14connor has to make up with his dad because a year after we graduate he dies
00:34:20with his dad's
00:34:28connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's
00:34:32i hope everything's okay today's test results were
00:34:38abysmal but we did have two perfect scores stellar work as always mia
00:34:47and congratulations connor keep up the good work
00:34:56thank you
00:34:56you got it good job
00:35:04thank you mia
00:35:08seriously thank you
00:35:10i would have never been able to pass that test without you
00:35:13maybe now my dad will get off my back
00:35:16have you talked to him maybe you two could work things out i know you're trying to help but
00:35:23you don't know him like i do you know
00:35:25i can't just magically fix my own man i have to try your dad's running out of time
00:35:33that's enough dad talk i have a surprise for you
00:35:39uh wait before you guys go i just wanted to say that i am having a party at my place
00:35:44this weekend for
00:35:45mia's prom queen campaign so come through and vote for mia
00:36:01nikki cancel your plans we have a party to ruin
00:36:07here you go we'll see you this weekend come to the party
00:36:11oh shit that's my dad come on let's bounce before you see me wait no just show him your
00:36:15test he'll be thrilled i'll show him another time no no no you don't have time just trust me
00:36:20come on connor talk to him no no no no hey mr oliver
00:36:24hey dad hi sir what are you doing here
00:36:29i'm going out of town on work but i wanted to see how your test went if it's another f
00:36:35connor i i aced it
00:36:44thanks to mia no no i like barely helped at all it was all connor you should be so proud
00:36:49mr oliver
00:36:50pride has to be earned connor's got a long way to go
00:36:56you see that little gremlin over there
00:37:00i want you to seduce her before the day is out
00:37:06got it what if i can't do it then do what you do best at parties luke force her
00:37:22hey just the girl i wanted to see can i borrow you real quick i just had a quick question
00:37:27look
00:37:27you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade so why are you talking to me
00:37:30now
00:37:31because you're super smart and sexy and uh i hear that you're really good at giving private lessons
00:37:38so can i get one or what don't fucking touch her enough you are on thin ice as it is
00:37:43no fights
00:37:44do you hear me look stop i'm busy yeah please look i know you helped connor pass science
00:37:50can you help me come on this is once connor listen i know that i'm hard on you but it
00:37:59is because
00:38:00dad i gotta go i'll talk to you another time get off me i know you got that party coming
00:38:05up
00:38:06the invite's still open i know a bunch of guys that could go come on five minutes
00:38:18okay all right let's go
00:38:24mia's ditching me for luke
00:38:32con con what a surprise i'm busy jessica doing what looking for mia i heard she and luke are getting
00:38:41close oh you know mia she would do anything to be popular but you and me we were born to
00:38:51be on top
00:38:54she's gonna break your heart and when she does i'll be waiting
00:39:08i'm gonna go find connor no no no wait you're not going anywhere until we talk about this party
00:39:14we'll come if you get on your knees and beg hey get the fuck off her oh oh
00:39:23oh shit caps here anybody else want to trip to the er
00:39:27hey my different brothers
00:39:31since you both go on to be rapey frat boy misogynists let me teach you a lesson in science
00:39:36every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction
00:39:44all right come on the better part you get to
00:39:51fine i'll just have to take you down myself
00:39:55you know for a second there i kind of thought that you were into luke
00:40:01when i saw you guys walking away together
00:40:09ew no that walking steroid he's not even close to my type
00:40:14so who is
00:40:17you
00:40:23you
00:40:23you are
00:40:24her
00:40:26no i'm not gonna believe who i'm into it's amazing right it's so funny
00:40:34who is it
00:40:39oh my mom just got back from a fashion show in new york
00:40:43she needs help unloading some pieces you should come my mom would be stoked to meet you no i
00:40:48i can't
00:40:48i have to change for that party just borrow one of my mom's dresses
00:40:53high school bucket list item number 11. finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty
00:40:59she just designed this dress for some singer named gaga lady you could probably borrow that if
00:41:04you're into that she wanted like once okay or if not i mean if you're into it really
00:41:15uh yeah i mean our proton's positive right get it oh yeah
00:41:21okay should i ask mia out tonight
00:41:30come on i need an answer
00:41:35should i
00:41:36should i ask you guys
00:41:50should i ask you guys
00:41:57wow well it's all thanks to your mom you have to tell her to buy that boutique on main street
00:42:02because her designs are going to be famous what are you like a psychic or something no i'm future
00:42:09girl remember right um also you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough
00:42:17dude well if i die by then just blink twice so i can skip finals
00:42:33okay future girl if you really know everything that's gonna happen who shows up first i actually
00:42:40have no idea hey con con you sasquatch i'm here so your party is not the total bust and i
00:42:55brought
00:42:55party favors everyone's already done we'll start doing on the way over
00:43:25i tried to stop her but she's like a crazier regina george with worse
00:43:29highlights oh on page four there's a great palaroid that i took of me a wedding herself
00:43:35in sixth grade yeah page four she fed all my worst moments into a little pink book
00:43:44hey
00:43:47i like your big tails and everybody had bridges mia
00:43:52this shit doesn't matter
00:43:56actually
00:43:58i don't see
00:44:02is this supposed to hurt me
00:44:05um yeah that's kind of the whole point
00:44:07do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who
00:44:10makes out with her in-seat posters see page seven
00:44:14as long as it's not you i'm good
00:44:16are you blind she's been fugly since birth and now everybody knows it
00:44:21you know
00:44:23a year ago this book would have destroyed me
00:44:27but now i know everything in here made me
00:44:30who i am today
00:44:34so go ahead
00:44:36read away i have nothing to hide
00:44:39unlike you
00:44:40if you keep messing with me i'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done
00:44:43you have nothing on me poser
00:44:45what about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip
00:44:51what's i nobody knows about that you just wait till facebook
00:44:57face what okay english much you know this little tough girl act is cute and all but the
00:45:04only one getting exposed today is you
00:45:15what are you hiding back there mia your couch potato
00:45:20yeah show us your stressed out brain pain
00:45:23that is way too far jessica
00:45:26my mom gave her that dress
00:45:27and it looks tragic on her honestly i was helping
00:45:30hey you're beautiful mia and you know what
00:45:34it's okay i'm not embarrassed
00:45:41jessica you think being prom queen is all about looks
00:45:45right
00:45:47high school bucket list item number 12
00:45:51flaunt it while you gotta
00:46:11holy shit mia
00:46:17doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back wow look at you pretending to be hot and popular
00:46:24fyi you will never be like us you will never live like us no i want to live better
00:46:32how about a game of truth or dare i dare you all to strip something off
00:46:41high school bucket list item number 13. find someone who's just as crazy as you
00:46:48who cares if they stripped anyone can do that i can do it and i bet i can do it
00:46:54even better
00:47:05fine i thought those mouth fingers had a dumbass party bye jess
00:47:15even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:47:43oh
00:47:44my wrist i think i sprained it
00:47:47hey hey hey hey hey she's not waking up she needs help
00:47:54someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches
00:48:01you can't quit on me right now yeah not before i not before i tell you that
00:48:09yeah i've always
00:48:10yeah hey hey hey me are you okay yeah yeah
00:48:19what happened jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game
00:48:23okay i was trying to recycle how would i know her giant head would get
00:48:29in the way
00:48:31i didn't see that coming
00:48:36hey hey hey hey okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him go get out remember vote me up
00:48:45vote me up vote me up i got you come on let's go
00:48:56okay
00:48:57okay
00:48:59thank you
00:49:01for saving my life
00:49:02i'm just glad you're okay
00:49:04for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing scene
00:49:15what's wrong just never gets better better at what
00:49:22her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:25somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30i would never date jessica
00:49:32connor
00:49:33seriously
00:49:34stop
00:49:36don't
00:49:38make promises you can't keep
00:49:40you know the girl i actually do like
00:49:44she i know she's a genius you're getting your grades up for her it's really cool
00:49:49cool
00:49:50get some rest i'll be in the guest room
00:49:53connor can you stay with me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy i'm doing this all for you
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice
00:50:53you scared me
00:50:56god no i don't
00:50:59i like to sing when i'm busy or bored so it's never around anyone which is good
00:51:05i'm not just anyone
00:51:11what is all this
00:51:13well
00:51:15you know the tradition
00:51:17senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:21you want to help me wrap
00:51:24mia this is amazing
00:51:26no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31i've never met anyone like you
00:51:35i'm not dead anyway
00:51:40so
00:51:41eight ball girl
00:51:44what's future me like
00:51:46don't tell me i'm a dipshit
00:51:48no you're not
00:51:49you're not
00:51:50don't even look
00:51:50i know you're not
00:51:52you're
00:51:54you're actually
00:51:56super successful
00:51:58really smart
00:52:01kind
00:52:05you're pretty perfect
00:52:12no wonder i was in love
00:52:20hold up who did you say you're in love with
00:52:23no one
00:52:24no one
00:52:25i meant that i was in love with being from the future because now i know all of these is
00:52:36awesome
00:52:36yeah
00:52:38so so who do i get married to
00:52:43jessica alba
00:52:44so you gotta get over that britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:50okay
00:52:51you know i can actually uh read the future also
00:52:55really
00:52:56you know what i see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals
00:53:06i'd love to
00:53:08question
00:53:10are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:12i'm sure he
00:53:15will come to other games he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the nba
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:23connor
00:53:25your dad
00:53:26enough about my dad actually come on you don't want to be late
00:53:30okay
00:53:45hey everyone's gonna love these mia
00:53:47this will win you crazy votes
00:53:49sure
00:53:51but
00:53:54i also just wanted to do something nice because
00:53:58in a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what will happen then
00:54:03okay
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh
00:54:13you're too late butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much i already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now
00:54:37me
00:54:38no
00:54:39i'm just giving my besties
00:54:41the gifts they deserve
00:54:43but i'm sure they'll like you're a goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:50besties
00:54:52you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course i do
00:54:57well
00:54:57the hot ones
00:54:59the rest are freaks not people
00:55:02but hey money talks right
00:55:03even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:18look trailer trash barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:24thank you
00:55:25i got them gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:36um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen but you can't because you're a nobody
00:55:44mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again
00:55:47relax jack bauer
00:55:50brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53and i love all my subjects
00:55:56even you
00:55:57oh
00:56:16omg you're twin
00:56:18Oh my God.
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and Con Con, here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy,
00:57:16but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no, I know, they're stupid.
00:57:20And she, she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:23Just trust me.
00:57:24Connor.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're gonna love them.
00:57:31She's money.
00:57:43She's Molly, man.
00:57:46I don't care.
00:57:50She's a staff.
00:57:51Let's wait.
00:57:53Hey, coming out!
00:58:00So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll
00:58:10remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:48Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:10Just wait a few years. You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:38Who is trash with Hives?
00:59:41Boo.
00:59:42Fuck.
00:59:43Okay, okay, all right, fine, you can just keep your eyes.
00:59:46Wait!
00:59:52Hey, um, this one's for you.
01:00:07Yeah, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic 8-Ball, remember?
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:49That's all I want.
01:01:02For you, I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queen.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:54I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:01What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:41let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:53just volunteered
01:02:55to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school.
01:03:13Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting.
01:03:19Hey.
01:03:20Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:32Yes.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:38Get your camcorder, buddy.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:03:59Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:24Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:05:11Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:05:39Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:05:56And the home of the brave.
01:06:12Stop! Stop!
01:06:14Give it up for Mia.
01:06:16This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:06:21See?
01:06:23Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you wanna win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, just that I'm really...
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:01What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me.
01:07:17I already know what happens.
01:07:19Remember?
01:07:20Listen.
01:07:21In the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible.
01:07:27But, trust me...
01:07:35And here we go, everyone, the big championship game, the Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, let's begin.
01:08:11And ten seconds left.
01:08:13The whole team is done.
01:08:14The whole team is done.
01:08:14Down two points.
01:08:16And Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:34And there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions, 49-48.
01:08:44And they win the game!
01:08:46Woo!
01:08:46Woo!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Khan.
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:24Congratulations.
01:09:26Yeah.
01:09:30You were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:35That pipply mouth-weather isn't going to steal Khan Khan and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with the tickets.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:46No, no.
01:09:47He won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait.
01:10:10Wait.
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush of the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:18It always has been.
01:10:24Holy circuits.
01:10:35Gotta be out of here.
01:10:45No no no.
01:11:04I don't care.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to...
01:11:57I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27So hot.
01:12:32Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I got to do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins, will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:16Oh.
01:13:17Come on.
01:13:20I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to.
01:13:31I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't, because I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry, say it again?
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No.
01:14:28You're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, look, there'll be the future Scoop.
01:14:45How does Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Moss?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:51Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:56Wow.
01:14:57The future's pilot.
01:14:58You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me?
01:15:06Stop.
01:15:11But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:16Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I will be.
01:16:03Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:32Let's bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:45Oh, Hong Kong.
01:16:47You look so great.
01:16:49Black is definitely a clear color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:51FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:03But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:44Jess.
01:17:48Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:07Oh!
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:06Woo!
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your prom king,
01:19:12basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:17Woo!
01:19:22Woo!
01:19:22Woo!
01:19:23Woo!
01:19:25Woo!
01:19:26Woo!
01:19:26Woo!
01:19:26Woo!
01:19:27Woo!
01:19:27Woo!
01:19:29Woo!
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes,
01:19:37let's hear it from our prom queen finalists,
01:19:41let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans
01:19:49who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:05Hi. I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:13I wasn't good enough. I wasn't pretty enough. I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now, and I'm here to represent all of you, the misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt
01:20:34alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53It looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, it's okay. This is your moment. You earned it.
01:21:23I'm so sorry.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King. It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right. You saw it all.
01:21:47And you blew it to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak. This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:11Mia.
01:22:12Mia.
01:22:13Mia.
01:22:14Mia Watkins.
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:24Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually...
01:22:30Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia...
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see. Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me?
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Were you?
01:23:12High school bucket list item number 15.
01:23:15Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated?
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone?
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:54No, it was Mia!
01:23:56She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:58She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:05No!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing Mia to help me.
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:26You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Clearly, no matter when or where you are,
01:24:45you can find me.
01:24:47Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:25:04Mia.
01:25:05Mia.
01:25:06Mia.
01:25:07Mia.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor.
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21You tricked and fell.
01:25:23You alright?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica?
01:25:36Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know.
01:25:38She's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happens in your year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know, Watkins.
01:26:04Since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:08I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:19And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:27to taking on the whole world, I...
01:26:30I couldn't ask for a better nerd...
01:26:33to be my partner.
01:26:38Give me a lot, kids.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:05Us getting engaged? No.
01:27:08Not a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:12Some things you never see coming.
01:27:16I always knew.
01:27:18I am...
01:27:21I am.
01:27:22I am!
01:27:23I am!
01:27:25Let's go!
01:27:28Okay.
01:27:29Thank you!
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