00:00:00我是江边的打蚁女
00:00:01一天 我捞上了一个白胡子老头
00:00:07今天这往可是个大货
00:00:09这是什么玩意儿
00:00:13姑娘 只要你送我回去
00:00:18以后就有想不尽的荣华富贵
00:00:19阿弥陀佛
00:00:20难道这就是传书中的鲤鱼径
00:00:25以后就有想不尽的荣华富贵
00:00:27救命啊
00:00:28I told you to take me back home, I told you to take me back home.
00:00:35It's so weird, but it's not李玉清.
00:00:52Hey!
00:00:53Don't die!
00:01:06Don't die!
00:01:08I'm sorry!
00:01:09I'm sorry!燕王!
00:01:14You're a woman!
00:01:18My lord, I'm
00:01:20sorry! I thought you were a
00:01:21saint. I'll never hear you.
00:01:27You were a saint.
00:01:29I'm sorry.
00:01:29I'm not a saint.
00:01:31I am not a saint.
00:01:34神仙小 ...
00:01:35吹牛谁不会啊?
00:01:38你老人家到底是谁啊?
00:01:43实不相瞒,朕 ...
00:01:46我乃当今皇上,微服出游的时候出了意外, 掉进了江里, 飘了一夜, 幸好被你这丫头捞起来。
00:01:54姑娘,你救驾有功, 只要你把朕送回去, 想要什么赏赐都行, 朕甚至可以封你一个郡主当的。
00:02:09这人不会是被水泡坏了脑子吧
00:02:12爷爷临去世那几年脑子就是这样糊里糊涂
00:02:14一会说自己是太上老君下凡
00:02:16一会又说自己是条鱼
00:02:20对付这样的老人家我有经验就是哄着他
00:02:28是 皇帝陛下
00:02:30您这一身都湿透了,要不要先换身衣服?
00:02:40对,先伺候朕更衣,再寻御医前来。
00:02:48真的,脸怎么这么疼?
00:03:06三叔,这老张落水了,你帮他换身干衣服吧,顺便借你一套粗布衣裳。
00:03:22这老头是什么人?连衣服都不会穿,我想帮他一把,还嫌我手粗。
00:03:41让他进来伺候朕更衣。
00:03:47你个老不休,让一个黄花大闺女给你穿衣服,看老子怎么教训你!
00:03:53三叔息怒,他脑子有点不正常。
00:04:00朕更衣一向是宫女伺候的,怎么就成老不休?
00:04:04算了,算了,朕不跟你一般见识。
00:04:21姑娘,你何时送朕回去?
00:04:24你家住哪里?
00:04:26住京城。
00:04:27啥?大爷,你知不知道京城离这里有多远?
00:04:33那你送朕回城里的行宫?
00:04:35行宫咋走?
00:04:37这,朕也不知,从前都是乘车外出。
00:04:41这老头病得可真不轻。
00:04:48大爷,先吃饭吧。
00:04:51吃完饭再商量如何送你回去?
00:04:57除了打鱼,我烧鱼也是一把好手。
00:05:11好香啊,二娘许久不做鱼汤了,今日倒是有兴致。
00:05:17今天捞上来一个落水的老头,受了寒给他熬的。
00:05:20他糊涂了,连自己是谁,家住哪都不记得。
00:05:31大胆!谁让你直视朕的龙眼?
00:05:50听说了吗?
00:05:54二娘这儿收留了个自称是皇帝的糊涂老头。
00:05:56确实糊涂得不轻。
00:06:02各位大哥,这几日可有听说谁家走失了老人的消息。
00:06:07他不是装糊涂吧?
00:06:10天天在你这儿蹭吃蹭喝的。
00:06:12随他去吧,一口吃的还能把咱们吃穷了?
00:06:20这船板太硬,搁得朕腰疼。
00:06:27这葫芦声比打雷还响,还让不让人睡了?
00:06:33这道豆腐烧鱼,连御厨都做不出这滋味。
00:06:35等朕回宫后,定封你为御膳房总管。
00:06:39说的跟真的似的,回宫回宫,我看你是回去见你祖宗。
00:06:43她都糊涂成那样了,你就别跟她较真了。
00:06:45大胆,敢对朕无礼。
00:06:54我渐渐发觉,老头可能并没糊涂,他说的也许是真的。
00:07:13两位客官,吃点儿什么?
00:07:15听说,你这儿有个几日前落水的老头。
00:07:27您们找他?
00:07:30您们找他?
00:07:32华。
00:07:34华。
00:07:38华。
00:07:39老爷子。
00:07:40小的来接您回去。
00:07:42外面人多眼砸。
00:07:54The two people have a problem.
00:07:58The two people have a problem.
00:08:02Your brother, you see me?
00:08:06Yes.
00:08:08I can't say anything.
00:08:12They're your family.
00:08:39哄着他。
00:08:41我就说嘛,他要是皇帝,我就是天王老子。
00:08:47老爷子,时候不早了,我们这就启程吧。
00:08:50天都黑了,两位想必也赶了很久的路,先吃了饭再走吧。
00:08:56我可告诉你们,错过了这口,你们满天下都找不到这么好吃的鱼。
00:09:14我就说好吃。
00:09:19姑娘,你把我家老爷子伺候得这么周到,我家主子肯定会感谢你的。
00:09:25请姑娘一定与在下捅我。
00:09:27正好乘我的船,我送你们回家。
00:09:51你,你们干什么?
00:09:54对不住了,老爷子。
00:09:56那日坠船还以为您死了,没想到你命这么大。
00:10:02你们这是弑君,是猪九族的大罪,谁指使的你们?
00:10:07哼,小五,别听她的,今夜咱们把所有知情的人都杀了,谁会知道。
00:10:20两位英雄别乱来,我就是个打鱼的,这事和我没关系,把我放了吧。
00:10:28谁让你多管闲事收留他,现在凡是掺和这事的人,都别想轻易脱身。
00:10:33可惜了你做的那艘好鱼,要是识相点,就别蹚这浑水。
00:10:38放开它,你们休要为难无辜之人。
00:10:46不好,被人发现了,快动手。
00:10:52我没有逃了,听不ífic了。
00:10:53该死,刚才的饭菜里动了手脚。
00:10:59You are a black man!
00:11:01You are a black man.
00:11:21She is a good person.
00:11:23We are all alone.
00:11:53和筷子头抹上了迷药
00:11:54这样大家一起坐下吃菜后
00:11:56他们便没有起疑
00:11:57之后我便自高奋勇送他们回家
00:12:00实则是放心不下
00:12:01若是我们误会了他俩
00:12:03便一起到主人家赔个不是
00:12:05若没误会
00:12:07怎么样
00:12:09我们可又救了你一命
00:12:10这回你不赏我个王爷当的
00:12:16他们居然盼着朕死
00:12:17还三番五次的害朕
00:12:20朕真是瞎了眼
00:12:22你别哭 别哭啊
00:12:25都这么大岁数了
00:12:26我刚才说笑的
00:12:27不用你封我当王爷
00:12:29当 怎么不当
00:12:30等朕杀了那几个逆贼
00:12:32不仅封你当王爷
00:12:34还要封你当铁帽子王
00:12:36你先能回去再说吧
00:12:37又来了
00:12:45我看你们怎么跑
00:12:46等他们醒了好好审问
00:12:48没用的 他们敢刺杀朕
00:12:51一定是死士
00:12:52等醒过来若不能逃走
00:12:53就会自杀
00:12:54那咋办 好不容易抓活的
00:12:57总不能干瞪眼吧
00:12:59首先朕要先回行宫
00:13:01见到我的御林军统领
00:13:03此人对朕忠心耿耿
00:13:04一定不会叛变
00:13:06拉倒吧
00:13:07你在他眼皮子底下都被推进江里
00:13:09他还可靠
00:13:10还有啊 你别老振振的
00:13:12生怕引不来追兵杀你
00:13:13大爷 你还是改个名字吧
00:13:15现在敌案我名 小心为上
00:13:22那就叫我龙大爷吧
00:13:24还不如直接叫皇上呢
00:13:26这老头真是没救了
00:13:36死了
00:13:39龙大爷说的没错吧
00:13:40见行动失败又无法逃脱
00:13:42只能死
00:13:43除了知道其中一人叫长久化
00:13:46我们根本不知道想要杀你的人是谁
00:13:48不用查
00:13:49越有可能做皇上的人越有嫌疑
00:13:52肯定是朕的哪个好儿子干的
00:13:55大皇子和二皇子都在京城做王爷
00:13:56势力盘根错节
00:14:00只有三皇子早早被发配到了偏远的封地
00:14:01反倒是最安全的
00:14:02老夫决定了
00:14:04先去投奔三儿子
00:14:06走水路快些
00:14:07正好三叔撑船
00:14:09带我们一起南下
00:14:26龙老头
00:14:30你怎么确定不是你的小儿子心怀怨恨
00:14:31想找人杀了你呢
00:14:33毕竟你把他扔那么远
00:14:38这你就不懂了吧
00:14:40朕身边守卫森严
00:14:41若想把手伸到朕的禁军侍卫中
00:14:44肯定是有权势的人
00:14:45老三已赴封地多年
00:14:48他早就没这个能力了
00:14:52况且我这小儿子自小就心思单纯
00:14:54号称一根筋不识变通
00:14:56让他造反比登天还难
00:15:00原来是欺负老师人
00:15:01荣华富贵没他份
00:15:03落了难到想起人家来了
00:15:19都说此地穷山恶水
00:15:20民智未开
00:15:21多穷凶的恶民
00:15:23如今看来
00:15:24根本不是那么回事啊
00:15:29这老头子自己儿子的封地都不了解
00:15:35老张打扰了
00:15:36请问荣王府如何走
00:15:40姑娘是来深渊还是求米求粮
00:15:41这有何分别
00:15:44若是深渊
00:15:47荣王他老人家每日在县衙座堂一个时辰
00:15:48专收壮职
00:15:51若是求米求粮就去护正登记
00:15:55凡是辖区内的都可按家中人口零米零粮
00:15:56还可以领种子耕种
00:15:58听老张的口气
00:15:59这位荣王殿下还真是个大善人呢
00:16:02姑娘
00:16:04你们几位是外地人吧
00:16:06居然不知道荣王殿下的大名
00:16:08他老人家可是当今圣上的亲儿子
00:16:10是我们的大恩人
00:16:12对对对
00:16:14现在家家户户都给他老人家供长生牌位
00:16:16希望他健健康康
00:16:17长命百岁
00:16:19才能保佑我们方圆周氏的百姓平安
00:16:21他老人家
00:16:22朕还没称老人家呢
00:16:25这逆子倒先被叫上了
00:16:26还供长生牌位
00:16:28数据
00:16:56几位外乡人
00:16:57几位外乡人
00:16:58可是来投亲的
00:16:59这位大哥 我们是来找荣王的
00:17:02这位老人家是荣王的远房亲戚 特来投奔
00:17:05找咱们荣王殿下啊 那可是个大好人
00:17:08这些年兴修水利 广州农田 咱们这穷山恶水的地方
00:17:12硬是被他治理成了鱼米之乡
00:17:14可不是吗 严明立志 讲乏分明 老百姓日子好过了
00:17:22全念着荣王和他老子当今皇上的恩典啊
00:17:24老三 那个最不受宠的老三
00:17:29你们要是直接去荣王府 肯定扑个空
00:17:32这个时辰 荣王一定在田间查看呢
00:17:35顺着这条路往前走 那片最大的稻田就是
00:17:38多谢大哥
00:17:57哪位是荣王殿下
00:18:06这哪是老人家
00:18:08肯定是个大好青年啊
00:18:24父皇
00:18:33父皇
00:18:34简直岂有此理
00:18:37乱臣贼子 人人得而诛之
00:18:47姑娘和大叔高义
00:18:48三番五次救我父皇性命
00:18:51感激之情 难以言表
00:18:53先受本王一败
00:18:56殿下客气了
00:18:57今天既然已经把人送到
00:18:59我和三叔的任务也完成了
00:19:01明日我们必要告辞
00:19:11不能走
00:19:13朕还要带你回京
00:19:14封你做郡主呢
00:19:27舒坦啊
00:19:30像我江上跑了大半辈子传的泥腿子
00:19:31风里来雨里去
00:19:36没成想也有一天能过上这有钱人被人伺候的日子
00:19:45皇上现在是惊弓之鸟
00:19:46谁也不信
00:19:48就信咱们俩
00:19:49荣王当然得伺候好我们
00:19:52荣王当然得伺候好我们
00:19:52荣王当然得伺候好我们
00:19:52荣王当然得伺候好我们
00:19:56这是臣新引进的品种
00:19:57今年收成定能翻上一番
00:20:00产量高
00:20:01米质也好
00:20:06荣量高
00:20:10欠债还钱
00:20:11天经地义
00:20:12欠你三日内
00:20:13归还农户两款
00:20:15为者重罚
00:20:16王爷英明
00:20:17清天大老爷啊
00:20:19这小子
00:20:20断案倒是公正有度
00:20:22有张法
00:20:27朕这个向来不险山不漏水的荣王
00:20:28竟在这偏远之地
00:20:33做出了一番脚踏实地的大事业
00:20:38朕以前看走眼了呀
00:20:44二娘啊
00:20:46多放点辣子
00:20:49朕老夫就爱吃你这口重味的
00:20:53民间美食果然远生宫廷玉业呀
00:20:54得嘞
00:20:55您老就瞧好吧
00:20:56保准辣得您直冒汗
00:21:06王爷和那位主治这是在干嘛
00:21:08别看
00:21:09都没看见
00:21:12二娘
00:21:13你看这画面
00:21:15老子拨蒜
00:21:17儿子劈柴
00:21:18媳妇掌勺
00:21:20看上去
00:21:22你们倒像一家三口
00:21:28三叔不要胡说
00:21:30荣王殿下是皇亲国戚
00:21:32我只不过是个普普通通的打鱼女
00:21:34如何能相提并论
00:21:36这要是传出去
00:21:38可是要掉脑袋的
00:22:01这接驾的队伍怎么还不来
00:22:02这几天刺客一波接一波的
00:22:04朕这把老骨头迟早要交代在这里
00:22:16杀
00:22:18一个不流
00:22:21修伤我父
00:22:24修伤我父
00:22:33舅舅
00:22:34Come on, let's go.
00:22:47Let's go.
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