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The year is 2026, and the world has fallen into a dystopian hellscape. In this state of chaos, two geniuses, Professor Doctor and Doctor Professor, finally crack the code to time travel and go back to find ancient philosophers in the hope of saving the world together.
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00:02I can't believe that worked.
00:04Me neither.
00:06Where are we going?
00:08I think you mean.
00:10Where are we going?
00:20Is that who I think it is?
00:23Listen to me, Sackadrease, okay?
00:25The bond has more points, more rebounds, more all-star credences, more everything.
00:28But you forget, Aristotle. Jordan hasn't beat in the accolades.
00:32Six championships, five MVPs, that can't be beat.
00:36Fine. I'll be the one to say it. Space Jam 2 is better than Space Jam 1.
00:40How can you even say that? It was the biggest nostalgia bait cash grab of all time.
00:46I'm sorry. Did Space Jam 1 have Don Cheadle?
00:51I will admit the Porky rap was pretty sweet.
00:54Indeed it was, Socrates. Indeed it was.
00:59Hello. I'm Professor Doctor, and this is my colleague, Dr. Professor.
01:03Greetings. What can we do for you?
01:05And where without his name did you come from?
01:07We came from a time travel world.
01:09From the year 2026, and we need you guys to come with us.
01:14Why, what do you think with you guys?
01:15Well, in the future, life is just horrible, and we need the greatest minds to help us.
01:21Do we get to come back after?
01:23Yeah, sure. Come on.
01:25All right, cool. We'll go.
01:25To my crib. Let's go.
01:30You guys can crash here while we travel back to the future.
01:35You know, this place ain't too bad.
01:37Yes, but what is that?
01:39That is telling me.
01:41Hmm. How did it work?
01:43I'll show you.
01:45Whoa.
01:46It's the Giggle Minute.
01:48Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:55The age-old question, why is everybody so gosh darn serious all day?
02:00Well, I'm not sure.
02:02But you're sure about this, so listen closely.
02:26What do you guys think?
02:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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