00:00One fellow was apprehended actually in the airport washroom.
00:04He was peeing facing some random direction.
00:07He said the urinal are built without consulting the ancient scriptures.
00:11They are all facing the wrong direction.
00:13If you want to pee, you have to consult the compass and the calendar.
00:17Today the right direction for peeing is this.
00:20And that is valid only for the next 32 seconds.
00:23After 32 seconds, turn 180 degree.
00:26The fellow is some kind of a mobile irrigation project.
00:30In everything, he has to take care of the direction.
00:32Such a tremendous load, you see.
00:33He sits down to eat and four times he asks,
00:36You are sure my chair is facing northwest 54 degrees?
00:40Because only then I can eat.
00:42That is the auspicious direction.
00:44Such a huge load.
00:45But what you know as the common man of religion.
00:48He is marked by his constant fear.
00:51Which is evident in the way he is particular about little things.
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