00:09It ain't his fault that she went AWOL
00:15Cause he tried everything from A to Z
00:23Now it's J and me, M&M's and KFC
00:30Trying hard to make him self-believe
00:35It ain't no BFD, he's got his CMT
00:43No SEX, but that's okay
00:48At least he ain't no SOB
00:53Like that PHD that took his ex
00:59And ran off to LN
01:10She liked CNN
01:12Made fun of his TNM
01:16Always called it E-I-E-I-O
01:23Now they love his RIP
01:26But at least he's F-R-E-E
01:31And he ain't cryin' on his P-I-L-L-O
01:37It ain't no BFD, he's got his CMT
01:42No SEX, but that's okay
01:50At least he ain't no SOB
01:54Like that PHD
01:57And took his ex
01:59And ran off to L.A.
02:05One night he ordered pizza
02:08For some R&R with the NFL
02:11When a delivery girl named Lisa
02:14Stole his heart when she rang his bell
02:21Now they're in L-U-V
02:25And it's X-T-C
02:28No SEX, but that's A-O-K
02:33It feels just like a VIP
02:38With all of her T-L-C
02:42And A-S-A-P
02:44Should be his fiancé
02:47And that's BFD
02:50In a real good way
02:54With all of her T-L-C
02:58And that's BFD
02:59And that's BFD
02:59And that's BFD
03:00And that's BFD
03:01And that's BFD
03:01And that's BFD
03:02And that's BFD
03:02And that's BFD
03:06And that's BFD
03:11And that's BFD
