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00:00:05Mom, can you please wake up soon? I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:14Miss Jones! Sweetheart! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand, plus interest.
00:00:21Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:27Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:31Really?
00:00:33A very powerful man who wants to meet you. Give him a night and won't forget. And your death will
00:00:40be settled.
00:00:41I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:50Stop it! What are you doing? Stop! Mom? Mom? Okay, fine. Fine, I'll do it. Mom, are you okay? I'm
00:01:01so sorry.
00:01:02Listen.
00:01:07Tonight, 9 p.m., the Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:13You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:17And don't even think about backing out.
00:01:19While you and your mama...
00:01:32And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country and the safety of its citizens, we're coming for you.
00:01:40We will make America strong again.
00:01:42Yeah.
00:01:43Okay, news cut!
00:01:49That's really good. Thank you.
00:02:31That big shot coming through?
00:02:45Who's that?
00:02:47You.
00:02:48Go around back.
00:02:49Yeah.
00:02:51Go around back.
00:03:01Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in. The White House isn't safe.
00:03:28Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:29We're in service?
00:03:35Let me talk to you.
00:03:39It's gonna fall.
00:03:41Get out.
00:03:44Do you feel it?
00:03:47It's a new drug, a powerful aprodisiac.
00:03:51And...
00:03:51It's a new drug.
00:03:51serum, you won't be able to resist.
00:03:57I can try.
00:04:30You don't even think about backing out, what are you and your mama done for?
00:04:36Where is he?
00:04:42Who's there?
00:04:48I'm sorry, I must be in the wrong room. I'll leave.
00:04:56Are you okay?
00:05:02Please, don't go.
00:05:06Help me.
00:05:13Don't go.
00:05:13Don't go.
00:05:13Don't go.
00:05:13Don't go.
00:05:14Don't go.
00:05:37Please, don't go.
00:05:45who is he where the hell are you uh i'm on my way
00:06:07hi welcome to just for chicken here is our menu what can i get for you today
00:06:18sir we've captured the russian spies last night we need to keep our guard up we're gonna
00:06:23try something again soon
00:06:29go sir are you okay are you hitting i'm fine i'm fine go go go stay down head down head
00:06:34down stop stop here go go go go out quick get out
00:06:44sir behind the car behind the car
00:06:57what the
00:06:59what happened
00:07:11why is he here oh my god are you okay
00:07:36i'm sorry there's no time to explain uh oh my god you really need to go to the hospital
00:07:42like right now if the media finds out it'll cause a panic i can't okay then just let
00:07:47me help you okay
00:08:02are you pretty good at that i um i grew up on a farm it's not that much different than
00:08:09bandaging a cow
00:08:13so your name is claire huh i want to know your name
00:08:17oh yeah yeah my name is claire claire and william
00:08:27it's nice to meet you
00:08:33these russian mercenaries nothing but pawns foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders
00:08:43if they want to come after me let's hit back harder
00:08:48yes sir
00:08:51one more thing
00:08:53the girl
00:08:55the one who saved me
00:08:57bring her to my hotel room tonight
00:08:58sir you've never been interested
00:09:01any woman in your arm
00:09:03i mean
00:09:03it might
00:09:04just bring her to me
00:09:10sorry to keep you waiting
00:09:13have a seat
00:09:17i wanted to thank you
00:09:19for saving me
00:09:22twice
00:09:27if there's ever anything that i can do for you
00:09:30just ask
00:09:37will you marry me
00:09:44marry you
00:09:48marry you
00:09:50if we get married i won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy
00:09:54yeah i mean i mean it'll just be temporary and i really won't cause you any trouble would you
00:10:01please do me this favor
00:10:04you don't
00:10:05know who i am
00:10:06should i
00:10:09she really doesn't know who i am
00:10:16has anyone ever told you to look like the president
00:10:24oh my god wait are you the president
00:10:26no
00:10:27uh
00:10:27you have that wrong i'm just
00:10:29his double
00:10:31uh
00:10:32his
00:10:33his double
00:10:33yeah being the president is dangerous
00:10:35oh so
00:10:37like what happened this morning
00:10:39being his double is also dangerous
00:10:41exactly
00:10:45are you sure you want to marry me
00:10:47i mean i don't mind
00:10:49due to the confidential nature of my job
00:10:53we can't have a wedding
00:10:56you okay with that
00:10:58i don't care about any of that anyway
00:11:07now that we're married
00:11:09you'll live here
00:11:11don't worry i've set up a room for you
00:11:13i'll pay off my loan as soon as i can
00:11:15i don't want to drag you into this
00:11:17make yourself at home
00:11:19all right
00:11:20well um
00:11:22i'm gonna go take a shower
00:11:25uh
00:11:26thanks
00:11:30i don't want anyone knowing about my marriage
00:11:32or my
00:11:34wife
00:11:36i need to keep her safe
00:11:41but i need to know if she's up to something
00:11:45can you turn this thing on
00:11:48oh my god
00:11:50yo
00:11:53you okay in there
00:11:57you okay in there
00:11:58uh yeah i'm fine
00:11:59you sure
00:12:00uh
00:12:04this is so embarrassing
00:12:06oh
00:12:06actually
00:12:07i twisted my ankle
00:12:10and i'm um
00:12:11i'm naked
00:12:12oh
00:12:12oh no
00:12:15um
00:12:15i'll
00:12:16i'll cover my eyes
00:12:17okay
00:12:22okay i'm coming in
00:12:27okay
00:12:28okay
00:13:02I'll be right back.
00:13:15Oh, um, it's okay.
00:13:17My ankle actually feels so much better.
00:13:24Uh, what is that?
00:13:26I'm sorry.
00:13:27It's just your shoulder.
00:13:28It's burnt.
00:13:32Uh, you know what?
00:13:33Actually, I can do that.
00:13:36Thanks.
00:13:38Get some rest.
00:13:40Yeah, good night.
00:13:41Good night.
00:13:43Good night.
00:13:51You imbecile!
00:13:54That woman, she left me sitting there, all night, alone.
00:13:59That's your fault.
00:14:00I should kill you.
00:14:02I'm serious, sir.
00:14:03Please calm down.
00:14:05I can explain.
00:14:06Where is that wretched woman?
00:14:08Where?
00:14:09Don't worry, sir.
00:14:11I'll get here for you.
00:14:13For life.
00:14:15I'll be there.
00:14:20He's actually pretty sweet.
00:14:21Where are you?
00:14:29What?
00:14:30What are you?
00:14:32Too stupid.
00:14:33Oh, dear.
00:14:35I went to the hotel in that dress.
00:14:37What more do you want?
00:14:39This is about much more than money.
00:14:41You pissed off some careful people.
00:14:43Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:44I walked into the wrong room, and I met my husband.
00:14:47So let me go, or he's going to come after you.
00:14:51He's your husband.
00:14:53Few people in the world could save you from this mess.
00:15:04Get my helicopter ready.
00:15:05Deploy the SWAT team, now.
00:15:14Ivanov, if you harm me, I won't let a single one of you out alive.
00:15:26Where's the SWAT team?
00:15:28SWAT team's five out.
00:15:31Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:15:33What?
00:15:34Everyone down there alone, sir?
00:15:41All right, boys.
00:15:43Before the boss has a slice, how about we get a taste?
00:15:47Stay away from me.
00:15:50Poor girl.
00:15:51No one will find you here.
00:15:55And you can forget about your husband saving you.
00:16:02I've got just the thing for you.
00:16:13And you can consider this a wedding gift.
00:16:19No!
00:16:20Stop!
00:16:21Please let me go!
00:16:22Follow me.
00:16:25No!
00:16:25No!
00:16:26Please!
00:16:26Please!
00:16:43You're so dead.
00:16:49I'm sorry I'm late.
00:16:51They actually came after me.
00:16:53Of course I came.
00:16:54My husband.
00:16:58Boss.
00:17:00Isn't that the president?
00:17:02The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:17:05You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:17:07She messed with the big shot first.
00:17:09The CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:17:11You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:17:15You mean this clown?
00:17:23Who do you think gave me your location?
00:17:25You idiot.
00:17:27You didn't check her background?
00:17:29We're all going to die here today.
00:17:31That's it.
00:17:32That's it.
00:17:33Zach Niss!
00:17:35I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:17:38Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:17:41Shoot him!
00:17:59I'm sorry.
00:18:00We didn't know she was your wife.
00:18:04Take your own medicine.
00:18:05Oh, fuck.
00:18:06No!
00:18:06Jesus Christ!
00:18:09You can't do this.
00:18:10Who are you?
00:18:11No!
00:18:12No!
00:18:13No!
00:18:13Please!
00:18:14No!
00:18:14Don't do this!
00:18:15No!
00:18:15No!
00:18:15No!
00:18:16No!
00:18:17No!
00:18:18No!
00:18:18Get out of here!
00:18:19No!
00:18:19Get out of here!
00:18:20No!
00:18:21No!
00:18:23No!
00:18:23No!
00:18:24No!
00:18:24No!
00:18:26No!
00:18:26No!
00:18:26No!
00:18:27No!
00:18:27Don't look back.
00:18:34Set your eyes on me.
00:18:48See, that's scary.
00:18:52Sometimes I have to do the president's dirty work.
00:19:03Let's go home.
00:19:11Right, sir, the White House banquet is all set.
00:19:14Politicians, foreign ambassadors, celebrities alike will all be in attendance.
00:19:17Thank you, Mike.
00:19:19And, um, don't forget, sir, you made up class one.
00:19:23Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:19:29Come in.
00:19:34Mr. President, here's the new education performed proposal.
00:19:41Thank you, Senator Thompson. I'll review it and get back to you.
00:19:46Is there anything else?
00:19:47Well, Mr. President, if you don't mind, I can be your date for the party.
00:19:55That's very nice of you, but I already have someone in mind.
00:20:02Of course, Mr. President.
00:20:05I won't keep you any longer, then.
00:20:11How is that possible?
00:20:13The president has always been single.
00:20:19Hey, can you find something out for me?
00:20:24Claire likes Taylor Swift.
00:20:28Let's book her for the party.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:47Hey, did you hear your favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:20:49Wait, Taylor Swift?
00:20:51Where?
00:20:51The White House banquet.
00:20:54Oh, the White House.
00:20:55Yeah, too bad.
00:20:56I heard it's her last show.
00:20:58It would be amazing to see her, like, just once.
00:21:03My uncle works as a secretary at the White House.
00:21:06He didn't get an invite.
00:21:07You think you're getting in?
00:21:09No, I was just saying.
00:21:10With all that grease on you, the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:21:18Here's your chicken.
00:21:21Who's that?
00:21:24Miss Jones?
00:21:25Yes?
00:21:27Did you want to order some chicken?
00:21:29No, I'm okay.
00:21:30Thank you, though.
00:21:31I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:21:32I'm going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:21:41Me?
00:21:42Yes.
00:21:43You.
00:21:44Here.
00:21:44Please keep that safe, okay?
00:21:49Okay?
00:21:50Uh-huh.
00:21:50I'm going.
00:21:54What is going on?
00:21:56What is going on?
00:22:04Stay, even for a moment, that's okay.
00:22:13Even the skies turn grey.
00:22:18Hey!
00:22:19Hey, um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:22:23Yes, I arranged it for you.
00:22:26Huh?
00:22:27The president likes to avoid social events,
00:22:30so I will be attending this diplomatic party in his place.
00:22:38And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:22:41But this is like a White House event,
00:22:44and I just work at a chicken shop.
00:22:46I mean, I'm not really going to fit in.
00:22:48You're going.
00:22:52You're going.
00:22:55You're my wife.
00:22:56I want you there.
00:23:00Don't worry.
00:23:03I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:23:13I don't care how much they're offering.
00:23:15We're both solid.
00:23:17Even Taylor Swift.
00:23:19Yes, yes.
00:23:20We're not taking anyone else.
00:23:25What?
00:23:27See?
00:23:28First lady?
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:31I'm so sorry.
00:23:32This is such an honor.
00:23:40Hi, um, I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:23:49Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:23:57Louis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing.
00:24:00But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:24:02Who cares about that?
00:24:03We're getting ready to serve the first lady,
00:24:06Miss Claire Jones.
00:24:10Come on.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:12Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:21Why embarrass yourselves?
00:24:23This salon is owned by fashion icon M.
00:24:26We only serve important people here.
00:24:29Get out.
00:24:30Don't waste my time.
00:24:35I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:24:38I'll embarrass William.
00:24:40Oh, my God.
00:24:43You must be Claire.
00:24:45Uh, sorry, and you are?
00:24:48Uh, fashion icon M.
00:24:50Ta-ha.
00:24:50He's the most inexpensive and in-demand stylist in the world.
00:24:53He only works with celebs.
00:24:56Honey, please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:25:00Wait, why would you want to be my stylist?
00:25:02This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:25:06Come on, sweetheart.
00:25:07My whole team will customize everything just for you.
00:25:18How is that even possible?
00:25:21Ow!
00:25:21You idiot!
00:25:22I am so sorry.
00:25:27No.
00:25:32We are going to find you the most stunning dress here.
00:25:36Thank you so much, by the way.
00:25:37Thank your husband.
00:25:38He's the one who called us.
00:25:43Oh, William.
00:25:44Hi.
00:25:46Um, I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:25:49I mean, MC is really, really expensive, and you work so hard for your money that I don't want to
00:25:53run.
00:25:54Don't worry about the cost.
00:25:56Your husband is...
00:25:57I won a raffle.
00:25:59At work.
00:26:00This is all free.
00:26:02Yeah.
00:26:03Yes.
00:26:04Yes.
00:26:05It's our anniversary special.
00:26:07I forgot.
00:26:08Oh, my God.
00:26:09Oh.
00:26:12This...
00:26:13This is perfect.
00:26:16But you will need a necklace.
00:26:19I don't...
00:26:20I don't have a necklace.
00:26:21Maybe it'll look great without one.
00:26:24How about this?
00:26:28How about this?
00:26:30Oh, my God.
00:26:31I...
00:26:31I know this necklace.
00:26:33It's...
00:26:37Mr. President, there are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:26:43We consider them cultural treasures.
00:26:46One is in our national museum.
00:26:49The other, we give to our queen.
00:26:52And this one, we give to you.
00:26:58It's gorgeous.
00:27:00Wait.
00:27:02William, are these real diamonds?
00:27:05We can't afford this.
00:27:07It's fake.
00:27:08Don't worry about it.
00:27:19Hello?
00:27:20Miss Claire, we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:27:24Unless we do the surgery now, I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:27:28What?
00:27:39Hey.
00:27:41Hey.
00:27:42What's wrong?
00:27:44No, I'm fine.
00:27:49What happened?
00:27:51You're upset.
00:27:58William, I'm really sorry, but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:28:02Can you tell me why?
00:28:03Yeah, my mom's condition got worse, and I can't afford for her care, and the doctor said that she only
00:28:14has a few more days left to live, and I really want to be there for her last moment.
00:28:21What?
00:28:22Yeah, and I'm really sorry.
00:28:23I really didn't want to cancel on you, and I didn't want to make you angry.
00:28:26I just really can't.
00:28:27I'm not angry.
00:28:29I'm upset.
00:28:30Why didn't you tell me?
00:28:32And why did you try and handle it on your own?
00:28:37Did you forget we're married?
00:28:38I just didn't want to bother you.
00:28:42You don't ever have to apologize to me.
00:28:45I will get this sorted.
00:28:48Everything's going to be all right.
00:28:52I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient.
00:28:55No money's no object.
00:29:05Why didn't you tell Miss Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:29:08I wanted to surprise her.
00:29:14Mrs. Jones?
00:29:19No way.
00:29:24Am I dreaming?
00:29:27Oh, my God.
00:29:29Are you the president?
00:29:32Is that really the president?
00:29:34Why is he in the hospital?
00:29:36Who's the president?
00:29:39Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:29:42Someone actually helped me with it.
00:29:47Okay, Mom, I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:29:53I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently.
00:30:00What?
00:30:01Well, it's not that shocking.
00:30:03Mr. President!
00:30:04Mrs. Jones.
00:30:06I'm William.
00:30:07Claire's husband.
00:30:09I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:30:13The president?
00:30:14You married President Walton?
00:30:17No, he's not actually.
00:30:19Yes, ma'am.
00:30:21I'm the president.
00:30:25That's wonderful.
00:30:34Um, thank you for pretending to be the president and for my mom to make her happy.
00:30:40It was, uh, it was really nice.
00:30:42Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:30:44And I'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:30:48Mm-hmm.
00:30:52Oh, my God.
00:30:53Are you President Walton?
00:30:57You see, everyone else seems to recognize the president.
00:31:01How come you didn't?
00:31:02Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person, maybe I would have recognized you.
00:31:08Or him.
00:31:12These greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine, they need to be taken down.
00:31:18Understood, Mr. President.
00:31:29Hey.
00:31:30Hey, William.
00:31:31You won't believe what happened.
00:31:32Right after I complained to you about the president, he went after the pharmaceutical companies.
00:31:36I know everyone can afford their medication.
00:31:37Wait, listen.
00:31:39Thank you, Mr. President.
00:31:41You're a lifesaver.
00:31:42You saved our lives.
00:31:43Really?
00:31:44Yeah.
00:31:45I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:31:50He's all right?
00:31:51All right, well, um, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:31:54I'll see you then.
00:31:57I have another meeting.
00:31:59Can you go, uh, pick up Ms. Jones for me?
00:32:01Yes, sir.
00:32:07Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:32:10Oh, no problem.
00:32:11Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:32:13I promise.
00:32:17Whoa.
00:32:17Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:32:21Ms. Jones, why?
00:32:22Could you please come with us?
00:32:23We're here to take you to get changed.
00:32:26That's so nice.
00:32:29I see my doom.
00:32:32What?
00:32:32I see my doom.
00:32:50Mr. President, I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:32:56We are looking forward to seeing her.
00:32:58So am I.
00:33:00Cheers.
00:33:04Excuse us.
00:33:07Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:10I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:33:15I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:33:17And how many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:33:22Can't wait to meet her.
00:33:39It's a good job tonight.
00:33:40Thank you, Mr. President.
00:33:42Claire's on the way.
00:33:42Yep.
00:33:43I'm afraid that she might be doing it.
00:33:47I'm afraid that she might be doing it.
00:33:56I'm afraid that she might be doing it.
00:33:58I'm afraid that she might be doing it.
00:33:59I'm afraid that she might be doing it.
00:34:01I'm afraid that she might be doing it.
00:34:03I'm afraid that she might be doing it.
00:34:03I'm afraid that she might be doing it.
00:34:04I'm afraid that she might be doing it.
00:34:04I'm afraid that she might be doing it.
00:34:05I'm afraid that she might be doing it.
00:34:05I'm afraid that she might be doing it.
00:34:09I'm afraid that she might be doing it.
00:34:12I'm afraid that she might be doing it.
00:34:25Oh, my God.
00:34:41This person's date.
00:34:43She's gorgeous.
00:34:45We look perfect together.
00:34:52You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:34:54Pretty dashing yourself.
00:34:57Uh, wait here.
00:34:59I'll get her some drinks.
00:35:03Pretty girl.
00:35:05All alone.
00:35:07I am Alexei.
00:35:10Your dress.
00:35:12It's so pretty.
00:35:17You can look, but don't touch.
00:35:20So sorry, President Walton.
00:35:22I did not know she was with you.
00:35:24I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:35:27Yes, of course.
00:35:33Thanks.
00:35:37I wish you a nice day with our President.
00:35:45So, this is your date?
00:35:50This is your date?
00:35:52She has a name.
00:35:56Everyone, this is Claire.
00:35:58Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:36:02You as well.
00:36:04You don't know any of these people.
00:36:07I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:36:10Claire.
00:36:11I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:36:16This is...
00:36:17Mr. Dubois.
00:36:18It is so nice to meet you.
00:36:20And Miss Moreau.
00:36:21Enchanté.
00:36:23I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:36:26We are enjoying it very much.
00:36:28Merci.
00:36:29I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:36:32C'est merci.
00:36:33When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:36:38I would love that.
00:36:40President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:36:45Souvenement.
00:36:48How did you...
00:36:51Mr. Dubois.
00:36:52Mr. Dubois.
00:36:54Mr. Dubois.
00:36:57Miss Moreau.
00:36:59Miss Moreau.
00:37:01You're just full of surprises.
00:37:03I'm not going to let you down.
00:37:06I'm going to check the time of the Taylor Swift performance because I do not want you to miss that.
00:37:11I'm so excited.
00:37:27Claire, I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:37:29Can you please come out with me for some fresh air, please?
00:37:32Yeah, of course.
00:37:33Oh.
00:37:39Hey, are you okay?
00:37:41What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:44I'm sorry, what?
00:37:45Don't play dumb.
00:37:47You don't deserve, Mr. President.
00:37:49It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:37:52Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:37:55You're mistaken.
00:37:57Mistaken?
00:37:58This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:38:02And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:38:06It's a fake, I promise.
00:38:10Claire?
00:38:13Fake?
00:38:14You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:15Take it off.
00:38:17What are you doing?
00:38:19You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:38:21Take it off.
00:38:22I'm right now.
00:38:39Claire?
00:38:40No, no, no, no, it wasn't me.
00:38:42It's just her.
00:38:42Go and get help now.
00:38:47No, no, it wasn't me.
00:38:48It's just her.
00:38:49Go and get help now.
00:38:51Oh.
00:38:57Shit.
00:38:59Get medical here ASAP.
00:39:02Shit.
00:39:02Shit.
00:39:33You okay?
00:39:34Yeah, I'm fine.
00:39:35I'm fine.
00:39:36You sure?
00:39:37Mm-hmm.
00:39:38Take Ms. Jones to the car and wait for me.
00:39:40Yes, Mr. President.
00:39:43All right.
00:39:47Mr. President, please don't have to do this.
00:39:49Stop.
00:39:50Stop talking.
00:39:51You crossed the line tonight.
00:39:53Your political career is over.
00:39:56No, no, no, no.
00:39:57You have to let me explain.
00:40:02I'm so sorry.
00:40:03I'm so sorry, Claire.
00:40:03Putting you in danger.
00:40:05You said your job was dangerous.
00:40:07I understand.
00:40:17What happened?
00:40:18What happened?
00:40:20Oh, it's just a little more wound.
00:40:24Did it hurt?
00:40:29Don't.
00:40:30I'm so close.
00:40:32Why?
00:40:38I want me all to control myself.
00:40:50You're soaked.
00:40:54Maybe you don't have a show.
00:40:57I, um, I can't, uh, get out of this by myself.
00:41:05Could you, um, help me?
00:41:12Could you, um, help me?
00:41:30I'll be quick.
00:41:42Uh, William, where did you get all of that money?
00:41:47Come here.
00:41:48Sit down.
00:41:49Um, because I went to the party on behalf of the president, he gave me a bonus.
00:41:56Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:41:59And I plan on using this money to help you open your own shop.
00:42:04Uh, oh, William, I can't.
00:42:06That's, that's way too much money.
00:42:08And plus, you've got it, like, risking your life.
00:42:09So, no, I, I can't accept it.
00:42:11Look, it's, it's not a gift.
00:42:15It's an investment.
00:42:17You make a profit, I get a share.
00:42:19I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:42:22Wait.
00:42:24You really think I can do it?
00:42:26Absolutely.
00:42:29The president also heard that your necklace broke.
00:42:32So, he got us these rings.
00:42:46I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:42:49Will you thank the president for me?
00:42:58Uh, wait a minute.
00:42:59There's one more thing that's important.
00:43:03Yes, sir.
00:43:04Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:43:07Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:43:10Yes, sir.
00:43:23Hello.
00:43:24Welcome to our grand opening.
00:43:26New owner, huh?
00:43:27Mm-hmm.
00:43:28Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:43:32Hey, what are you doing?
00:43:35You can't do that here.
00:43:37Listen, bitch.
00:43:39The street is mine.
00:43:40You want to make money?
00:43:41You cut me in.
00:43:47Sir.
00:43:48Sir.
00:43:51Delay the meeting in five minutes.
00:43:53Please, sir.
00:43:58Officer Smith.
00:44:00I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:44:02Don't worry, sir.
00:44:03We have it all under control.
00:44:06Leave?
00:44:07Or I'm going to call the police.
00:44:09Call them.
00:44:10You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:44:14So, you're the one who's going to be a troublemaker?
00:44:18Tough guy.
00:44:20You're not going to do anything.
00:44:22What are you going to tell?
00:44:24Huh?
00:44:27What?
00:44:28What are you saying?
00:44:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:35No, no.
00:44:36No, please.
00:44:38You have no idea who she is.
00:44:41Please.
00:44:42No.
00:44:43You know what to do now, right?
00:44:49Spread the word to everyone.
00:44:50This place is under our protection.
00:44:52Nobody's going to touch your chicken shop.
00:45:02Thanks?
00:45:07Congratulations.
00:45:08To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:45:13Hold that thought.
00:45:16Yeah.
00:45:17Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal,
00:45:19do you want to review it again?
00:45:20It's a small deal.
00:45:22You can handle it yourself.
00:45:25Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:45:33We made $200 today.
00:45:36That much?
00:45:37On the first day?
00:45:41You're amazing.
00:45:43Look, don't worry, I'm going to work extra hard to make more money.
00:45:46So that you can, you know, put your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:45:53Thank you, Claire.
00:45:56I appreciate it.
00:46:02I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:46:06Really?
00:46:07Oh, yeah.
00:46:08I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:46:14I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:46:19Come on.
00:46:24Hey, we're about to close.
00:46:31Holy crap.
00:46:33Are you the president?
00:46:37Yeah, I am.
00:46:39Nah, you're tricking me.
00:46:41You're the president's body double, right?
00:46:43Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:46:47Shit, man.
00:46:49Yeah, you look just like him.
00:46:53Well, what do you want?
00:47:07This one looks like my puppy when I was little.
00:47:10His name was Ferdie.
00:47:11This one?
00:47:13Are you sure?
00:47:16Mm-hmm.
00:47:20All done.
00:47:22So cute.
00:47:26Hey, wait.
00:47:29Can I get a photo with you?
00:47:32Uh...
00:47:35Ten dollars a photo.
00:47:38No problem.
00:47:39Mom!
00:47:40Dad, get off!
00:47:42Did you see that?
00:47:43That was a great business opportunity.
00:47:45It was a very clever idea.
00:47:49Oh, my God.
00:47:50We mean so much.
00:48:16What did that kiss mean?
00:48:21What did that kiss mean?
00:48:24Uh...
00:48:26It...
00:48:27It...
00:48:27It's because the lights aren't on, and it's really dark, and we couldn't see clearly,
00:48:31and our lips just happened to, like, brush past each other's accidentally.
00:48:36Oh.
00:48:38I see.
00:48:53Why were you able to pick me up today?
00:48:56I finish work early.
00:48:58Oh, I see.
00:49:00This is where we kissed last night.
00:49:08Now we won't have trouble seeing.
00:49:13What?
00:49:16It's only for you, only for you.
00:49:24It's only for you.
00:49:27It's only for you.
00:49:30No excuses today, right?
00:49:34How did you do that?
00:49:37A magician never reveals their secrets.
00:49:39It's only for you.
00:49:42Only for you.
00:49:43What? No, come on, tell me.
00:49:55Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:49:57I guess I could ask room to room.
00:50:08Mr. President, we've got the leak.
00:50:16So, you've been selling information about me and my wife.
00:50:23Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:50:27Hello, did you order fried chicken?
00:50:31Hello, Claire's fried chicken.
00:50:36Well, it has to be one of them.
00:50:39Sir, I'm sorry.
00:50:41You don't have to do this.
00:50:42It's too late.
00:50:46I mean, Mr. President, Mr. President, you don't have to do this.
00:50:50You don't have to do this.
00:51:03William?
00:51:04William?
00:51:14William, what's going on?
00:51:16Why are you putting a gun at someone?
00:51:20The President, he was, he's, he's, he's, he's trying.
00:51:23Why is he calling you the President?
00:51:26Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:51:30This is just a training exercise with the doubles of my colleagues, just to make things look more realistic.
00:51:42Uh, no, yeah, no, let's just practice today.
00:51:45Really?
00:51:55Um, I'm the White House General Secretary's double.
00:52:01Um, just a little plastic surgery.
00:52:05Um, I'm the defense minister's double.
00:52:08I do...
00:52:12Neighborhood security?
00:52:15Oh, God.
00:52:16Whoa, you guys really scared me.
00:52:18I thought you were in trouble.
00:52:21Well, thank you so much for, um, taking care of my husband.
00:52:25I really appreciate it.
00:52:32Oh, you guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:52:36I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:52:39I love fried chicken.
00:52:40And because you're William's co-workers, I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:52:47Okay, well, I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:52:53Oh, can't forget this.
00:53:01Wait!
00:53:03What now?
00:53:07What now?
00:53:08Can we take a picture?
00:53:15Yeah, come on.
00:53:16Come on, that'll be fun.
00:53:19Everybody say chicken.
00:53:21Chicken.
00:53:26Claire's fried chicken.
00:53:31Oh, we got a lot of new customers today.
00:53:34Mr. President.
00:53:37Get on your knees.
00:53:38Now.
00:53:41Thank you for playing along.
00:53:45Feel free to have the rest of the day off.
00:53:47Thank you, Mr. President.
00:53:49Get him out of here.
00:53:50Let's go.
00:53:54Mr. President, that was extremely close, sir.
00:53:58I worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer.
00:54:00I trust her.
00:54:01I trust her now.
00:54:03So, I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:54:18Oh, good, you're back.
00:54:19Could you please help me balance this month's accounts?
00:54:21I'm having, like, a really hard time.
00:54:26Let's see.
00:54:35Our monthly profit is $3,786.
00:54:39Wow, that's amazing.
00:54:42You're as smart as the president.
00:54:47Would you...
00:54:50Would you...
00:54:51Would you want me to be the president?
00:54:56Would you want me to be the president?
00:55:02I just mean, if I was really the president, would that make you happier?
00:55:09Oh, no.
00:55:09I said the wrong thing.
00:55:11No.
00:55:12I don't want you to be the president.
00:55:16Well, actually...
00:55:17Actually, I hate the president.
00:55:19You do?
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:23My, uh...
00:55:24My dad died because of him.
00:55:27He, he, he was in the military, you know, and it was because of a decision that he made.
00:55:33Claire, I'm, I'm sorry.
00:55:35Now we probably won't think too much about it.
00:55:41I'll be right back.
00:55:47Thanks.
00:55:49Dad?
00:55:50Hey, sweetheart.
00:55:52I'm out of prison.
00:55:53I miss you.
00:55:55And your mom.
00:55:56A lot.
00:55:57How dare you even mention, Mom, you were in prison because you put her in a coma.
00:56:03And all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away.
00:56:07I've changed.
00:56:08I want to make things right with you both.
00:56:11Can we meet tomorrow?
00:56:21Anyway, sorry about that.
00:56:25Is everything okay?
00:56:27Yeah.
00:56:28It's just...
00:56:28Spam call.
00:56:30You know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:56:32Yeah, I know.
00:56:34William.
00:56:35I won't drag you into this.
00:56:49Dad, why are we meeting here?
00:56:52Leopard.
00:56:54This is my daughter.
00:56:59Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:57:02Dad, seriously?
00:57:03I'm your daughter.
00:57:04How could you do that?
00:57:06I gave you life and raised you.
00:57:08And do what I want with you.
00:57:11Damn, bitch.
00:57:12I know you.
00:57:14You got my brother killed.
00:57:18We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:57:21We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:57:21No, it's not good.
00:57:37Call your husband and tell him to bring me one million and I'll let you go.
00:57:42No, no.
00:57:43He's just an ordinary guy.
00:57:44He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:57:45Is that so?
00:57:47Your ring looks pretty pricey.
00:57:50Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:57:54Our latest warship is ready to be deployed.
00:57:56We're actually considering names at the moment.
00:58:00Let's name it Claire.
00:58:02Good name.
00:58:03I like it.
00:58:04Claire.
00:58:05Keeping America safe.
00:58:08Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:58:09Sir.
00:58:10We have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:58:12What is it?
00:58:13It's Miss Jones.
00:58:14She's been kidnapped by the Russian model holding her in an underground casino right now.
00:58:19I've been looking to take care of these assholes.
00:58:22Looks like now's the time.
00:58:24There's a little more to it, sir.
00:58:25They want you to go alone in the next hour or they're going to kill her.
00:58:35I can handle my life.
00:58:37No, Mr. President.
00:58:38That is too dangerous.
00:58:39The entire country relies on you.
00:58:41Yes, Mr. President.
00:58:42The future of America rests on your shoulders.
00:58:44Yeah, I would really reconsider this, sir.
00:58:52My gun.
00:58:59I've made my decision.
00:59:01Mr. President, are you really doing this for a girl?
00:59:05She's not just any girl.
00:59:08She's my girl.
00:59:17Contact traffic control.
00:59:18Now clear me a path.
00:59:24Where is he?
00:59:25My patience is running thin.
00:59:28Leopard, even if your husband doesn't show, she's still worth something, right?
00:59:32You know what?
00:59:33You're a real piece of shit.
00:59:35Time's up.
00:59:36And since your husband isn't coming, you're mine now.
00:59:52Who's this idiot?
00:59:56President?
00:59:57Don't come any closer.
00:59:59Who the hell are you?
01:00:01No, no, no, no.
01:00:02He's not the president.
01:00:03He's just his double.
01:00:07That makes sense.
01:00:08The real president, when you come here alone, search him.
01:00:29William, why would you risk coming here?
01:00:33Because you're my family.
01:00:36So you married this fried chicken girl.
01:00:39You can't be the president.
01:00:41You got me scared there for a moment.
01:00:43It's okay, everyone.
01:00:44He's just a stuntman.
01:00:49What are you looking at?
01:00:51Now you want to see me have some fun with your wife.
01:00:54Fine by me.
01:01:26You still want to play?
01:01:28Impossible.
01:01:29You took us all down one yourself.
01:01:32Only the real president could do that.
01:01:34I saw him on the battlefield.
01:01:36He went out bullets and still fought off ten men.
01:01:40He's a killing machine.
01:01:42I don't ever want to see your kind on American soil again.
01:01:45We'll leave.
01:01:46I promise.
01:01:50On you.
01:01:52If you ever mess with my wife again,
01:01:57I will make sure you die in prison.
01:02:00I won't.
01:02:03I promise.
01:02:05William, who are you really?
01:02:18William?
01:02:24Claire, why did you lie to me?
01:02:27Told me your dad died.
01:02:29I'm your husband.
01:02:31If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
01:02:33Yeah?
01:02:35And what about you?
01:02:36You haven't told me the truth from the very beginning.
01:02:45William?
01:02:49Who are you, William?
01:02:53Are you really the president?
01:02:57Yes.
01:03:00I am.
01:03:05I am.
01:03:18I am.
01:03:31So I am.
01:03:35I am.
01:03:36I am.
01:03:43I am.
01:03:44Please.
01:03:45Please.
01:04:16A delivery to the White House.
01:04:27Why are there so many reporters?
01:04:38Today, in front of all of America,
01:04:42I want to say I love you.
01:04:45I love you for who you are.
01:04:48And I want everyone to know your name.
01:04:57Claire.
01:05:00Will you marry me?
01:05:11No.
01:05:15Because we're already married.
01:05:33Ah!
01:05:34Yes.
01:05:48America, please welcome your first lady.
01:05:52You've got me.
01:05:53I'll do it for you.
01:05:56I'll do it for you.
01:05:57Matt Hardy.
01:05:57I'll do it for you.
01:05:58Sweetie, sweetie.
01:05:59I'll do it for you.
01:06:06I'll do it for you.
01:06:07And I'll do it for you.
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