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The Day My Stepbrother Knows My Secret Cast
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00:00:00Conrad, I'm Phoebe.
00:00:03Phoebe, I've had a crush on you for years.
00:00:07Will you be my homecoming date?
00:00:28I dream about you every night.
00:00:30When your strong arms pull me in close, I cannot help but tingle.
00:00:35I want to give Conrad my virginity the way I've always imagined it.
00:00:43Seth Astor? Hell no, I just gave my porn to my crush's rival?
00:00:47What? Is that loser Phoebe making a move on my Seth?
00:00:52Seth Astor?
00:00:53That's so sad.
00:00:54He's way out of your league.
00:00:56I bet she's a pathetic virgin.
00:01:00No, you've got it all wrong.
00:01:03Let me see that dummy stupid love letter.
00:01:09Excuse me, do I know you?
00:01:12I don't think I do.
00:01:14Why don't you get out of here?
00:01:16All of you.
00:01:23The worst day ever.
00:01:33Conrad, my quarterback prince.
00:01:36I've been fantasizing for years.
00:01:38Right after the game, I'm telling him how I feel.
00:01:41Why 20's dead?
00:01:42Hunt!
00:01:59No!
00:02:03Who's this new guy?
00:02:05S-E-T-H, Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z
00:02:09-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z!
00:02:09Woo!
00:02:11I bet every girl is dying to screw set the devil.
00:02:14He's mine.
00:02:15His dad is the biggest stakeholder in the school,
00:02:17so he's my future boyfriend!
00:02:19Yay!
00:02:29Yay!
00:02:30Woo!
00:02:32Six, seven, and ready?
00:02:34Okay!
00:02:35Yeah!
00:02:36Two!
00:02:37Two!
00:02:38Two!
00:02:39Nice defense, boys.
00:02:41Seth Astor is our new team captain.
00:02:43Woo!
00:02:43Woo!
00:02:44Oh, yeah, Seth.
00:02:46You can go on, boy.
00:02:48Yeah.
00:02:55Hey.
00:02:56Woo!
00:02:57Yeah.
00:02:58Ready?
00:02:59Another playboy.
00:03:00The trees.
00:03:01Go.
00:03:04Okay, Fifi.
00:03:06Dude, I am, dude.
00:03:07Is that a love letter for me?
00:03:11Conrad should be the only one left in the locker room.
00:03:14You got this, Fifi.
00:03:28Uh, good, Conrad.
00:03:30I'm Fifi.
00:03:32Uh, Fifi.
00:03:33I've had a crush on you for years.
00:03:36Will you be my homecoming date?
00:03:57I dream about you every night, when your strong arms pull me in close, I cannot help but tingle.
00:04:04I want to give Conrad my virginity the way I've always imagined it.
00:04:12Seth Astor?
00:04:13Hell no!
00:04:14I just gave my porn to my crush's rival?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20Is that loser Phoebe making a move on my Seth?
00:04:23Seth Astor?
00:04:25He's not reading my love letter.
00:04:26He's reading my fantasy.
00:04:28And the next line is,
00:04:30You thrust into my core until I can feel your warmth.
00:04:33Yes, Conrad.
00:04:34I call out your name.
00:04:36Dude, Ray.
00:04:36I'd rather die than let this playboy read my fantasy out loud.
00:04:41You dumb nerd.
00:04:43Dreaming about Seth every night.
00:04:45That's so sad.
00:04:46He's way out of your league.
00:04:48I bet she's a pathetic virgin.
00:04:53No, you've got it all wrong.
00:04:55Let me see that dummy stupid love letter.
00:05:01Hey, excuse me, do I know you?
00:05:04I don't think I do.
00:05:06Why don't you get out of here?
00:05:08All of you.
00:05:15The worst day ever.
00:05:23You okay?
00:05:24Yes.
00:05:25Hey, did you forget how to say thank you?
00:05:26You know, I did just save you.
00:05:28And I feel like I should get something in return.
00:05:30What do you think?
00:05:32Asshole.
00:05:32You know, I feel like your vocabulary is better than that.
00:05:36Ah!
00:05:37Hey!
00:05:39Woo!
00:05:46Oh!
00:05:50Cute lights.
00:05:52Like a bookie kid.
00:05:55Seth Astor is an absolute devil.
00:06:00Fifi!
00:06:01Oh my god, your underwear is showing.
00:06:03Oh my god, that's been showing the whole time.
00:06:05Seth saw it!
00:06:08Sweetie, we are moving in with your stepfather today.
00:06:10He is the most powerful man in the state.
00:06:13You have to behave, okay?
00:06:15Okay, Mom.
00:06:16Come on.
00:06:28Holy crap!
00:06:29This place looks like a royal palace.
00:06:31Yes.
00:06:31Go on, Fifi.
00:06:32Knock on the door.
00:06:34Say hi to your stepfather.
00:06:58Hey step sis.
00:07:00You've got to be kidding me.
00:07:02The devil is my stepbrother?
00:07:08What's with that, huh?
00:07:09Did I get to say hi to your new shit, brother?
00:07:11It's not very polite.
00:07:14I see.
00:07:29Stay.
00:07:31Away from me.
00:07:32Yeah, I know I'm a lot bigger than Conrad, but you don't have to be afraid of anything.
00:07:35Top jerk.
00:07:37You don't come close to Conrad, okay?
00:07:39He's got the manners of a prince, and you, you're just some cocky devil.
00:07:44Now give me my letter back.
00:07:46If I'm the devil, then why would I give anything back?
00:07:50Kitty cat.
00:07:52You've got some nerve.
00:07:58Fine.
00:07:59I'll get it myself.
00:08:04Which piece of advice?
00:08:06I've got it.
00:08:07Don't you ever touch my stuff?
00:08:11Or what?
00:08:13What?
00:08:13Hey!
00:08:14Oh, my God!
00:08:15Oh, my God!
00:08:20Oh, my God!
00:08:21Oh, my God!
00:08:22Oh, my God!
00:08:23I can't do it!
00:08:24I can't!
00:08:25I can't!
00:08:26I can't!
00:08:27Help me!
00:08:27Oh, my God!
00:08:28Shut up!
00:08:29I'll see!
00:08:32Hey!
00:08:35Get off me!
00:08:36No!
00:08:36I can't do it!
00:08:36Get off!
00:08:37No!
00:08:37Get off!
00:08:38You know, you did that to yourself.
00:08:39No!
00:08:39Just give me, give me my letter back.
00:08:42Yeah, or what?
00:08:44Are you going to bite me again?
00:08:49Stop biting me, kitty cat.
00:08:51You asked for it.
00:08:52What?
00:09:02I can't do it!
00:09:04Help me!
00:09:04Fifi, what are you doing?
00:09:06Help me!
00:09:07Get off me!
00:09:08What's going on?
00:09:11Mom!
00:09:12Mr. Astor?
00:09:14I mean...
00:09:15Fifi can't swim.
00:09:17She fell in, and I was saving her.
00:09:19But now we're just playing, right?
00:09:20Yeah, look at...
00:09:24Yeah, he's right!
00:09:26Let's look at them.
00:09:27Just like brother and sister.
00:09:29I haven't seen Seth smile like that in a long time.
00:09:33Thank God.
00:09:35I knew they'd get along.
00:09:37Just like us.
00:09:38Maybe we should get in with them as well.
00:09:44Maybe we should go join them.
00:09:45Oh, Mom hasn't smiled like that since Dad passed away.
00:09:50She looks so happy with Mr. Astor.
00:09:52I can't let my drama with that devil Seth ruin her new life.
00:10:02Well, let's raise our glasses and welcome Fifi and Sophia to our family.
00:10:13Thank you, Mr. Astor.
00:10:14Oh, just call me Jacob now.
00:10:17We're family.
00:10:21Seth, today's your first day at Loyola High.
00:10:25If you need any help, ask Fifi.
00:10:27She wins scholarships every year.
00:10:30Wow.
00:10:31She's also very popular amongst the football team.
00:10:37How's that?
00:10:39Actually, I have something to show you guys.
00:10:48No.
00:10:49That's my fantasy.
00:10:50He's not going to show it to them.
00:10:52Stop it!
00:10:54Fifi!
00:10:55Seth is showing us his winner's card.
00:10:58Why are you acting so rude?
00:11:00I'm sorry.
00:11:01I didn't.
00:11:15Sorry, my stepsister has something on her lips and, uh...
00:11:18Thank you, stepbrother.
00:11:20I can do it myself.
00:11:22This annoying devil.
00:11:25I have to get my letter back tonight.
00:11:53Jesus, where did he hide my letter?
00:12:01What?
00:12:06Ew!
00:12:07That's gross!
00:12:09Gross!
00:12:15What a waste.
00:12:17A devil with the face of an angel.
00:12:20Maybe...
00:12:21Under his pillow?
00:12:24Nah, maybe it's...
00:12:26Behind him?
00:12:34Uh...
00:12:34This is awkward.
00:12:36I hid you later in my underwear.
00:12:39What?
00:12:41No, no!
00:12:42For me!
00:12:44So what are you telling me that you're sneaking around the room until 12 o'clock at night?
00:12:47Just for the weather?
00:12:49You're expecting me to believe that, you know, I think that there's, uh, something else.
00:12:53No.
00:12:53There's not.
00:12:54I'm not interested.
00:12:55Just give me back my letter.
00:12:59Oh.
00:13:00I believe you, uh, started writing this, uh, smut or pornography, you know.
00:13:03Shut up.
00:13:04It's none of your business.
00:13:05Give it to me.
00:13:05Give it to me.
00:13:06Give it to me.
00:13:06Shh!
00:13:09You want to wake up my name, Danny, do you?
00:13:11You know, I read this.
00:13:12Very interesting stuff.
00:13:14You have very big imagination, but there's something that's just a little, uh, inexperienced
00:13:18about the whole thing.
00:13:20Tell me, Phoebe.
00:13:21Are you a virgin?
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:29Just a nerdy virgin, okay?
00:13:30I have no experience.
00:13:32Happy now?
00:13:34I'm not like you.
00:13:35I'm not some hot flirt who owns the game every time I walk on the field.
00:13:48I've been trying for so long to tell Conrad how I feel, but I messed it up.
00:13:54I didn't give him my love letter.
00:13:56I gave you my dumb horn.
00:13:58You must think of the biggest joke, Effett.
00:14:07You want your letter back?
00:14:09Yes.
00:14:09All right, well, then you and I are going to have to come up with some kind of arrangement.
00:14:12Let me guess.
00:14:14You want me to be your servant or something?
00:14:24But I do want you to be my assistant.
00:14:26That means I need your help with my homework, football, and you have to do basically everything
00:14:30that I say.
00:14:31And once I feel satisfied, you can have your letter back.
00:14:34Fine.
00:14:36But I need it in writing.
00:14:38Signed.
00:14:40You know, I had a feeling you were going to say something like that, so I had something
00:14:43written up.
00:14:49Personal assistant agreement.
00:14:50Phoebe agrees to be Seth's personal assistant.
00:14:52In exchange, Seth agrees to return Phoebe's personal letter once the arrangement is complete.
00:14:56Sign here.
00:14:57You sign it first.
00:15:01That's a unique guess.
00:15:03Wasn't complimenting you.
00:15:07All right.
00:15:09It's official.
00:15:10Starting tomorrow, you are mine.
00:15:12You're my assistant.
00:15:13Congratulations.
00:15:15It's a pleasure doing business with you.
00:15:19See you for your first date, Mom.
00:15:29Get out of the way, devil.
00:15:31Where you going?
00:15:33School.
00:15:34Where else would I be going?
00:15:36Aren't you forgetting that you're supposed to be my assistant now?
00:15:38Look, I don't want to go to school with you.
00:15:40Or let people know that we're step-siblings.
00:15:43You're trouble reincarnated.
00:15:44Everywhere you go, eyes follow.
00:15:46And I just want you to be invisible, okay?
00:15:48Okay.
00:15:51Okay.
00:15:55You're going to love this.
00:15:57I'm going to love it.
00:15:57I'm going to love it.
00:15:58I'm going to love it.
00:15:58I'm going to love it.
00:15:58Well, as your stepbrother, it's my job to get you to school every day.
00:16:02It's just us out here.
00:16:04You can drop the whole fake brother act.
00:16:06Why don't you keep your voice down?
00:16:08I don't think you want Mommy and Daddy coming out here and seeing this yelling.
00:16:13See what I mean?
00:16:13Have fun, kids.
00:16:14Be careful now.
00:16:19All right.
00:16:22You ready?
00:16:23No.
00:16:24You got it.
00:16:27Seth Astor, slow down!
00:16:34Relax, you're safe with me.
00:16:37I don't know why I'm really like that.
00:16:42Stupid idiot with the stupid stuff.
00:16:44That dork, Phoebe, getting off of Seth's motorcycle?
00:16:48That dumb nerd dares to cling to Seth.
00:16:51She wants attention?
00:16:52Fine.
00:16:53I got it.
00:16:54Let's make sure she gets it.
00:17:04Conrad, hi.
00:17:06Hi.
00:17:20Take my shirt.
00:17:26Well, well.
00:17:27Brave little Fifi professed her love, huh?
00:17:32No, I can't let Conrad think something is going on between me and Seth.
00:17:36I have to explain everything to him.
00:17:40Hey.
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:42Hold on, it's just something.
00:17:44You know, I'm kind of thirsty.
00:17:46I have.
00:17:47You're a winner.
00:17:48Don't forget.
00:17:56Put it down.
00:18:00Right, you're a winner.
00:18:05Get my eyes.
00:18:06Hey, what's next?
00:18:07Yeah, get my eyes.
00:18:08Hey.
00:18:10Be gentle, girl.
00:18:11Give me a bite.
00:18:12Come on, give me a bite.
00:18:15That slut.
00:18:17Wasn't Phoebe, like, obsessed with you?
00:18:19She used to bring you water and towels every day.
00:18:22Now she's all over Seth.
00:18:24Is the linebacker hotter than the quarterback now?
00:18:27Nah, she's just a fangirl.
00:18:29Be nice to her once, if she claims to you.
00:18:31I guess so.
00:18:36Hey, Conrad.
00:18:37You want a water?
00:18:39Thanks, Phoebe.
00:18:40Um, Conrad, about last night.
00:18:43I, I, I just wanted to...
00:18:46All right, you want to give me that ball?
00:18:56Seth Astor, I agreed to be your personal assistant, not your servant.
00:19:02Both.
00:19:06You know, my assistant only has one job.
00:19:08Keeping her honest, part of me.
00:19:11You are such a control freak.
00:19:13I wish I could be as annoyingly cocky as you are for a day.
00:19:18Hey, you know what?
00:19:20Why don't I take you home and tie you up and teach you some fucking manners?
00:19:23Anytime, anywhere.
00:19:24The dirty mouth like yours, anyone who kisses you would probably puke.
00:19:27Yeah, why don't you give me a try?
00:19:28No.
00:19:30Watch out!
00:19:38Oh my god.
00:19:40That devil stole my first kiss.
00:19:59I was like, do you want to teach me some monsters?
00:20:08See you?
00:20:09I always thought you want to teach me some things about this.
00:20:09I'm like, oh my god.
00:20:09See you?
00:20:09I'm like, oh my god.
00:20:10I can't take you?
00:20:10I don't know what am I talking about.
00:20:10I am sorry.
00:20:18But it's funny.
00:20:18I'm solving business, I just need to take you back.
00:20:18So let me talk about you.
00:20:18I'm sorry.
00:20:20And I'm like, oh my god.
00:20:20I'm sorry, I need to keep you back.
00:20:20I'm sorry.
00:20:21I'm sorry.
00:20:21But I'm sorry.
00:20:22I've been there.
00:20:26But I'm sorry.
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