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00:00Previously on Mama Jean.
00:02What the hell are you doing here?
00:04You've been hard-headed.
00:05You haven't been listening to the doctor.
00:07Alana came home to get answers on Mama's health.
00:10It could indicate rheumatoid arthritis.
00:13It could indicate lupus.
00:14While Mama waits to see the specialist,
00:17Jessie and Cheyenne hatched a wedding plan
00:19to tap into her checkbook.
00:21What is Jean really like?
00:22The beach move.
00:23I know how Mama is.
00:25She's not going to pay for everything.
00:26If Jean would pay for the whole thing,
00:28that does sound like a good idea.
00:29She is.
00:30So you're into this?
00:31You're willing to help us out?
00:33Yes.
00:34But their plan may have backfired.
00:37Two weeks from now, I have a cancellation.
00:39Would that look for you?
00:40Yeah, because I wouldn't trust anybody else to do it.
00:44Jean-Ma.
00:45I start clinicals next weekend,
00:46so I don't know if I'm going to be able to come.
00:48But when Mama opens her wallet,
00:50you know it's going to be on her terms.
00:53Look, I ran into this house.
00:54You did that one without talking to anybody?
00:57It's not a beach.
00:58I'll figure something out.
01:00I promise.
01:00Jean.
01:01Meanwhile, Jessie's back to choosing my ex-husband over me.
01:05Since you have your officiant license,
01:07could you marry us?
01:08I'll do it.
01:09And knowing it'll piss June off makes it even better.
01:12Oh.
01:13I can't stand that mother .
01:15Jessica just continuously just pushes him, pushes him,
01:18pushes him into everything family.
01:19I don't want to bite my tongue anymore.
01:25What did Jalen call me for?
01:26Hello?
01:27I want to have been in an accident.
01:28What?
01:29Got hit on the driver's side.
01:31On our way to the hospital now.
01:33I'm going to look for flights, take her to the hospital,
01:35and let me know what's up.
01:36I've already lost one daughter, and I definitely
01:38don't want to need to lose another.
01:45OK, I mean, you need to speed it up,
01:47because we need to get to the airport.
01:48I'm speeding, June.
01:49I don't know.
01:50This is all, like, crazy.
01:51The only phone call we got is, oh, she was in an accident.
01:54Like, as a mother, when you get that phone call
01:59that your child has been, like, in a bad car wreck,
02:02I need to be right there.
02:03Like, transport me from Georgia to Colorado,
02:05like, right now.
02:06Main thing right now is just making sure that she's OK.
02:09You know, I'm pretty sure she was shocked
02:11and didn't know what to do.
02:13I mean.
02:15There she is right there.
02:18Hello?
02:19Hi.
02:20I'm on the way to the airport right now.
02:22What are you doing?
02:23I'm at the hospital.
02:25OK, so what are they saying?
02:33You just need to, like, take it easy.
02:35Like, it's a lot.
02:37Like, I think I'm just a little shook up.
02:39I'm a little sore on here, so you know, I'm fine.
02:42You know, you might feel OK today, but feel bad tomorrow.
02:51I don't know.
02:52I just want to make sure you're good.
02:54Through my addiction, I wasn't there like I needed to be
02:57for my kids.
02:58And I've been very open about that.
03:00But you know, since Anna's, like, passed away,
03:02like, it's made me realize, like, being more present.
03:04And this wreck that Alana has, I mean, hello.
03:06I mean, she's 23 hours away.
03:08And I mean, why wouldn't I go and make sure that she's OK?
03:10I mean, she is my child.
03:12She is a grown up.
03:14But still, you know, like, you got to go make sure
03:17they're OK, period, point blank.
03:19I think I'm fine, but if you want to come, come on.
03:22I'll see you in a few hours.
03:24All right, I love you.
03:25I love you, too.
03:26Bye.
03:28This is all, like, crazy.
03:29Jessica's wedding is in a week.
03:31Boom, this is happening.
03:32Like, I'm literally going to have to fly to Colorado
03:33and then fly back to Georgia, get KDP,
03:36and then drive to Florida.
03:37Yeah, I mean, when it rains, it pours, is what they say,
03:40you know?
03:53Hey, how are you?
03:54Welcome in.
03:55Good.
03:56How are y'all?
03:56All right.
03:57We have an appointment for us three.
03:59Perfect.
04:00Is this a special occasion?
04:01They're about to get married.
04:03Congratulations.
04:06What are you getting?
04:07A shark.
04:08A shark.
04:09You're getting your shark.
04:10Hee hee.
04:10I have, like, over 30 tattoos now,
04:13and each one has a meaning, an event, a place, a person.
04:17And I think probably my most meaningful ones would be,
04:20you know, I have my kids' and grandkids' names on my arms
04:23and have one on my back for my mama.
04:26And that's why I want to get matching tattoos
04:29with Cheyenne and Jessie, because it'll show the bond
04:31that we have together as a family.
04:33What's your meaning behind it?
04:35A shark is a protector, and it just keeps swimming.
04:38It never gives up.
04:39OK.
04:40And no, Hana means family, no one's left behind.
04:43Right.
04:43OK, so you're getting words as well.
04:45Right.
04:45I love that.
04:46Me and my mom have matching tattoos,
04:48so I think it'd be a good welcome to a family gift for all three of us
04:51to get matching tattoos.
04:53You can't get rid of me.
04:54I'm, like, getting sworn in with the tattoos.
04:56I'm stuck with you, Buki Bean.
04:57This is the best stuck-with you'll get.
05:01Placement-wise, you want it, like, up in here?
05:02Yeah.
05:03All right, cool things.
05:04Oh, I'm so excited.
05:06I think your mammy's going to be mad
05:07that she's not included in this.
05:08You ever, my mom getting a tattoo?
05:11She's still going to be but her.
05:12It's just the point that she's not here.
05:13She wants to be at everything.
05:16I know mama's not going to be happy about me getting this family tattoo
05:20with Cheyenne and Trina.
05:21I mean, she already flipped out about me changing my last name.
05:24Jessica's taking my last name.
05:26What is wrong with you?
05:29I mean, I hope mama doesn't go crazy on Trina,
05:31but we know she will.
05:33All right.
05:34What do you think, ladies?
05:36What's good to me?
05:37All right.
05:37It's going to be so cute.
05:39You look scared.
05:40You better not look that nervous when we walk down the aisle.
05:43I'm not.
05:48I got to make some phone calls before we get to this airport.
05:50I need to, like, let Jessica know,
05:52because once I get to the airport, I ain't got time.
05:53Um, yes, Jean.
06:01Hello?
06:02I'm going to call you because Alana just called me,
06:04and unfortunately, she's not in a car wreck.
06:09Pulled in her driveway, took her down the road,
06:12and hit her on her driveway door.
06:15Oh, I got to go to Denver because, like, she's in a-
06:17Hey, hey, hold up.
06:18She OK?
06:19Yeah.
06:20She is OK.
06:21But I mean, also, like, I need you and Cheyenne
06:26to finish this wedding.
06:28And this is what Jean do.
06:29One, you call Edie.
06:30Make sure she's got everything booted and everything
06:32is still good to go with her.
06:33Two, you need to make sure that you got the dresses
06:36and all of that done.
06:38And if you got anything that Pumpkin needs to do,
06:40you're going to have to call Pumpkin,
06:42because I just cannot do it from Colorado.
06:44He has everything she needs, like the payment and everything,
06:47so we can just go ahead and start locking stuff in, right?
06:49Yeah, all you got to do is talk to her.
06:50So I'm going to, I got to go.
06:52All right, well, keep me updated.
06:55You want me to call Alana and check on her?
06:58No, I feel like Mom is probably already stressing her out.
07:00So, like, I'll call her later and check on her.
07:02You know, it's already up in the air if Alana's coming
07:04because of school and stuff.
07:05I mean, I wonder what this is going to do.
07:07I think she'll be OK, and she'll come.
07:10I'm thankful Alana's going to be OK,
07:12but I don't want this accident to be the reason
07:14why she doesn't show up to my wedding.
07:15We already don't have Anna, and it would suck
07:17to only have one just pumpkin.
07:20Well, you know everything, this wedding stuff,
07:21it kind of all reverts back to June sometimes.
07:24Sometimes.
07:24All the time.
07:25Every time.
07:27But Mama's gone, so from here, it's what we want.
07:31Yeah.
07:32We're really thankful that Mama's paying for this wedding,
07:34but look who's in charge now.
07:36It's us.
07:37I think I'm going to have to give Miss Edie a call
07:38and get our beach wedding back.
07:40Mm-hmm, that sounds exciting.
07:42Whatever you want, baby, I'm getting it for you.
07:44Finally.
07:45Sound like a playing stand.
07:47Yeah.
07:48Don't tell your mom, but I do have something
07:50in the works for a bachelorette party for us
07:52while we're down there, since me and Cheyenne didn't get
07:55included on the last one.
07:57Because yours looked like it ended in a disaster.
08:00I'm planning a fun one.
08:02Anything's better than what she did.
08:04You're going to go to family dinner.
08:07The issue here, Jessie, is you're going to go snitch on me
08:11to my ex-husband about what I have going on.
08:14After everything I've done for you.
08:18Oh, you're done?
08:19Yeah.
08:20Looks really good.
08:22So who's next?
08:23Can I go next?
08:24Yeah.
08:25But mine's on the other arm.
08:29You're so welcome.
08:30So your mom will, like, introduce me into the family.
08:34Hey, that's just a waitus.
08:36Will you take our picture?
08:37Of course.
08:41No problem.
08:52How am I becoming?
08:53I wonder how y'all are so rough on these chairs.
08:55It's you.
08:56Every screw is loose on every chair I've touched.
08:58It's you.
09:00What did you do to the twins?
09:01Put them to sleep?
09:01Lay in the bed?
09:02Yeah, they're asleep now.
09:04It is crazy, though.
09:05We only have three little kids now.
09:07The older two are gone.
09:09Eight hours out of the day, at least.
09:11What are you going to do next year when everybody's in school?
09:12Oh, my God.
09:13Then you have nobody here.
09:14It's going to sound like this all the time.
09:17Hold on.
09:17Where the is gone?
09:18Huh?
09:21Hallie?
09:22What are you doing?
09:24Nothing.
09:24I'm over here cleaning up.
09:26What are you doing?
09:27I'm headed to Denver because Alana got in a car wreck.
09:30Is she OK?
09:31She is at the hospital and she is OK.
09:33Oh, my God.
09:34But anyway, I really can't do any more for Jessica
09:38because I'm going to Colorado.
09:39So if they need something, I told Jessica to go ahead and call you.
09:43Mama, why the hell would you do that?
09:46Because...
09:47I mean, I get that, you know, Pumpkin isn't OK with, like,
09:50Joshy Poo and Jessica being friends and old besties for the resties,
09:54but there's a way to be put together.
09:56I've got to go take care of Alana, so, Pumpkin,
09:58I need your ass to do what you need to do.
10:00Look, I mean, I get it.
10:01Josh rubs us the wrong way.
10:03Jessica rubs the wrong way.
10:04But you told me I need to let that Josh situation go,
10:07so you need to let that Jessica situation go.
10:12I just need you to make sure Katie Pee's at school at 7.30.
10:16Jessica, she's going to call you if she needs you.
10:19I mean, that's fine.
10:20I can handle Katie Pee, but this whole Jessica thing,
10:22that's going to have to be just, like, a hard no for me.
10:25Oh, my God.
10:27Let me know about Girly Pop.
10:28All right, bye.
10:29All right, bye.
10:32What's going on now?
10:33First of all, Girly Pop got into an accident.
10:35Can't be that damn bad if Girly Pop didn't call me.
10:38You know what I mean?
10:39Uh-huh.
10:39So, I'm not bitching about that.
10:41But what I am bitching about is the fact that you volunteered me
10:45to help Jessica with the rest of this wedding .
10:48So, now you're going to be a wedding planner.
10:50What the do I look like?
10:51Now you want me to try to make up with Jessie
10:52and help her plan this wedding?
10:54Like, I don't get why Josh has to be involved in it.
10:57I don't get why he has to marry them.
10:58I think the whole making up with Jessie is...
10:59I don't even get why the you asked me to be in it to begin with,
11:01if we're being honest.
11:02Because y'all are sisters.
11:03Why wouldn't she ask you?
11:06I know mama's going to be all over me about,
11:08oh, you need to fix it.
11:10It's only you three girls left.
11:11This is that and the third.
11:12And it's like, usually when two people get a divorce,
11:15you choose your sister's side, not the ex's side.
11:19And mama knows every bit of this.
11:21So, her asking me to help Jessie is diabolical, really.
11:25I mean, at me, it's really, like, all about picking a side, right?
11:28We're sisters.
11:29So, like, why would you ask me to be in the wedding
11:31if you knew Josh is also going to be in the wedding
11:33as your officiant?
11:35Maybe I guess they're just trying to move on,
11:36hoping you will, too.
11:37It's like, you and Josh were divorced,
11:39but he was a big part of everybody's life for 10 years.
11:42Like, why would he still not be a part of that,
11:43just because y'all, like, you know what I'm saying?
11:44Because I think the situation's weird.
11:47That's what you're going to do.
11:48I'm just not going to go.
11:50You're not going to go to your own sister's wedding
11:52that your daughter wants you to be part of.
11:55You've already said you're going to be a bridesmaid.
11:56Josh has the kids anyways next week,
11:58so he can take them.
12:02Coming up on Mama Jean.
12:04Could you get us the location on the beach?
12:06Will June be okay with that?
12:08Got the wedding of the dreams now.
12:10Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:11You got another tattoo?
12:12Yeah, you want to see it?
12:13Want to see mine?
12:14You just can't get a new damn family.
12:17Who the hell's here?
12:21Hey, yo, goddamn Mama, what the you did, bitch?
12:23What'd you do, Shayna?
12:24I'm not telling you on camera.
12:25I didn't say anything for a long time,
12:26because you're my sister.
12:38I'm just not going to go.
12:39You're not going to go to your own sister's wedding that your daughter...
12:42No, I'm not going.
12:42...that your daughter wants you to be part of.
12:44I'm not going.
12:44You've already said you're going to be a bridesmaid.
12:46I mean, Josh has the kids anyways next week,
12:49so he can take them.
12:52Come on, man.
12:53I mean, I...
12:54You just said you would go.
12:56What?
12:56You ain't got the dress.
12:57Only reason I said I was going to go
12:59is because everybody keeps asking me to go.
13:03It's for you to Ella Grace.
13:03Yeah, so you're going to say,
13:04, Ella Grace, you're not going to go?
13:05I mean, like...
13:05She's going to be with her daddy.
13:06She's still going to have a good time.
13:08She's going to want her mommy there, though, too.
13:09She is.
13:10Shut up.
13:11You're being very ugly.
13:12You're being very ugly.
13:12You're still new here.
13:13I can tell.
13:14Well, maybe she's trying to be better now.
13:16Was Jessie on my side during the divorce there for me?
13:20Best buds with me?
13:21No.
13:23Josh is my ex-husband,
13:24and so I guess maybe Jessie doesn't really know
13:26how all this stuff works
13:28or whatever the case may be,
13:29and now you've asked him to marry you,
13:32which is like, what the ?
13:34It's like, the disrespect has went too far.
13:37Somehow, someway, it always fallbacks on me.
13:40It's like, pumpkin needs to just let it go.
13:42Pumpkin just needs to move past it.
13:44And I already have to be the maid of honor,
13:46like I really want to do that.
13:48What are you going to do?
13:49You going to go down there and put a fake face on?
13:51I mean, I don't know.
13:51Maybe you should just like go and keep the peace
13:53and we'll just have like a...
13:55Just think of it as like,
13:56we'll make a vacation out of it, maybe.
13:58I mean, I don't know.
13:59And then when you get back,
14:00you can like have a little talk with her then, maybe.
14:02I guess.
14:03I mean, I guess I'm...
14:05Pumpkin fix it all.
14:06Pumpkin shows up.
14:08Pumpkin's there for everybody.
14:09You know what I mean?
14:10You ain't got to really be there for her.
14:11We can just...
14:12Yeah, it is.
14:13If I go to Florida, it's me being there for that.
14:14You already said you were going to go, baby.
14:15Whatever.
14:16Whatever.
14:16We'll make a vacation out of it.
14:17I guess.
14:18Get on my nerves.
14:19No.
14:19I don't...
14:20I don't...
14:21Where are you going?
14:22I'm going to get in a bowl, Val.
14:23Gonna put some Blavidur.
14:25What about these toys?
14:27I figured you'd get them.
14:28You want me to go to Florida so bad.
14:29Yeah.
14:30You already started cleaning them up though.
14:33Okay.
14:33I'll just fix the chairs and clean the toys up.
14:36That's fine.
14:48Happy Friday to everyone.
14:49Hopefully, last Friday, you're going to have a lot of hours.
14:52Alana was took to the hospital.
14:53She does have back pain.
14:56She is having some headache issues.
14:58But we are headed to Denver to be able to get her a real car and to get her sick.
15:02Just keep along in your prayers and us as we figure all this out.
15:22Just look, that side looks good, y'all.
15:25And then look.
15:28It sucks.
15:30They're actually tolling out some.
15:32I mean, they told Alana's car out which is sucky because that was Alana's first real car
15:37that she bought.
15:38But, I mean, she did walk away.
15:40And I'm very thankful for that.
15:43She just got this car two months ago.
15:45So this does not open at all.
15:47She was locked in.
15:49This has been all the way.
15:51It been all this inside column area.
15:53It knocked her glasses off of her face and over there into the floorboard.
15:58Her hydro drug cup was sitting right here and knocked the straw out of it.
16:02That was actually super scary.
16:04I was pulling out of my driveway and somebody was speeding down my road.
16:08And the next thing I know, like, he hit my car.
16:11Like, literally hit my driver's side.
16:13And I think for a slight minute, I may have, like, blacked out just a minute.
16:17Because at one point, I just, like, remember hearing Jalen scream.
16:21And I remember him, like, being at my door.
16:23And I'm, like, thinking to myself, like, why is he at my door right now?
16:25Like, I'm supposed to be down the road.
16:27And then it all clicked to me and I'm like, oh, I'm in a wreck.
16:29But I have a really good mindset of, like, everything happens for a reason.
16:36And it's gone.
16:41Come along and cook with us as we're at Alana's house.
16:45Also, and I know everybody's going to want to make sure I'm fine.
16:47I'm fine, I promise.
16:48I'm good.
16:49She's very good.
16:50I got chili on my face.
16:51She is just sore in her neck and in her head and in her back.
16:54Yeah, my neck right here is a little sore just because of my seat belt and locked up.
16:58But I'd rather have my seat belt locked up than me fly through the window, so.
17:02It's no secret that me and Mama have definitely had our ups and downs
17:05and our sideways and our lefts and our rights.
17:07We've not had the best relationship these past years.
17:10But I am really glad that Mama dropped literally everything
17:14and got on a flight to come to Colorado and make sure I was okay.
17:17She made sure I got a rental car.
17:19This is one pop-up for Mama that I don't mind.
17:22I'm not mad about it.
17:30You ready to get your big old poofy dress, boo?
17:33Maybe not too poofy.
17:35Not too poofy.
17:37Hello, good afternoon.
17:39Hi, we have an appointment for Jessica and Cheyenne.
17:41Okay.
17:42We have some dresses over here for you guys to try on if you come right this way.
17:48So, these are the dresses.
17:50And I'll just be right over there.
17:52Yes, ma'am.
17:53I'm so excited to go dress shopping because, I mean, I've always dreamed of my wedding dress.
17:57Haven't you?
17:59Oh, not really, boo.
18:00I've only wore like maybe three dresses in my whole life.
18:03Well, since it's so last minute, I really hope they have the dress that we want
18:07because we don't have any time to send it in for alterations or anything.
18:10We're going to find the perfect one.
18:12You know, it's just me, you, and your mom going out.
18:14I know Punk is the whole maid of honor and stuff, but I wasn't trying to bring her.
18:18Stress and drama.
18:19Well, let's draw on.
18:22So...
18:23Oh, it's pretty.
18:25And I think you should wear this one.
18:26I think it's cute.
18:28Look, Buka Bean.
18:31Oh, look.
18:34Look how cute this is, boo.
18:35That's really cute in the back.
18:37You've got to admit that.
18:37That is cute, but it'll show everything in the front.
18:40I hate that Alana was in a car accident, but I'm thankful that she is okay.
18:44But it sure was nice dress shopping without June there.
18:47I didn't have to listen to her mouth cussing about this or talking about boobs hanging out
18:51or whatever she would say.
18:53I want to try this one.
18:55That was cute.
18:56Is that the dress you would like to try on?
18:58I certainly can hang that up and assist you with getting this on.
19:04Why don't you call Edie while we try it on?
19:07All right.
19:12This is Edie.
19:13Hey, Edie.
19:14It's Jessica.
19:15Oh, hi, Jessica.
19:16Did Mama tell you that she got a house with a dog and that's where she wants us to get
19:20married?
19:21Yeah, she did mention that.
19:22Could you get us a location on the beach?
19:26Uh, will June be okay with that?
19:29She's totally cool with it.
19:30She told us to take rain, so that's what we're doing.
19:33Am I taking some liberties on Mama's dime?
19:36Mmm, maybe.
19:37I mean, she didn't give me a budget, so I'm doing what I want to do.
19:41Well, thank you, Edie.
19:42We're super excited that you're able to help us get it to the beach.
19:46I'll be in touch.
19:47All right, bye.
19:48Bye.
19:49Yeah, Junebug.
19:52It's okay.
19:53You don't have to zip it.
19:55Y'all ready?
19:57Yeah.
19:59Oh, that's cute.
20:01It's pretty.
20:02I got some more pretty exciting news.
20:04What?
20:06So, Jessie, mind you talk Edie into moving the wedding to the beach?
20:09Oh.
20:11Got the wedding of the dreams now.
20:13Ooh, yeah.
20:14Yeah, I got it.
20:15Good job.
20:16Good job.
20:17All right, try another one.
20:21Oh, that's cute.
20:23Very puffy.
20:24Very princess-like.
20:25Very pretty.
20:28I think it's very puffy.
20:31Yeah, I'll go try on dresses.
20:33Oh, Jesus Christ.
20:36Oh, that's so pretty.
20:37Your boobs look good.
20:40It's got a mermaid.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Harpy would love that one.
20:44Next.
20:46That's pretty.
20:50Just need a little bit more boobs in it.
20:53Can I borrow some of your boobs?
20:54You can have them on.
20:56After trying on all these dresses and stuff, you know, it's not that bad.
20:59I think I've already got in mind what I kind of want.
21:02Which one is the one that showed all your boobies?
21:05No.
21:05Ooh, which one have you been looking at?
21:07I can't tell you which one.
21:08I do have one in mind, and I think I do know which one I'm getting, but I'm not gonna
21:11tell you.
21:12All righty.
21:12You're gonna be mind boggled, because I'm gonna look good.
21:15Okay.
21:16Your brain's gonna be ashamed, but you'll be like, who is this?
21:20I can't make it mean.
21:21We got bugged for the dresses.
21:23Yep.
21:23You know what?
21:24We're getting this list done.
21:25We're getting it done.
21:28Coming up on Mama Jean.
21:30If you were the mom of the year, you'll ask them to get on that pole or not, and you're
21:32gonna guide them to do it a little day-to-day.
21:33They're like, scared to get on that pole.
21:35No!
21:38What about your ex?
21:40It doesn't bother you that he's, like, buddy-buddied up with, like, Jessica?
21:43Well, I hope she's gonna be here for the shit.
21:45The show.
21:46You snitched on me!
21:48But do we even tell you what the he's been doing?
21:50Who?
21:50Aaron?
22:05Oh.
22:07Junebug, what are you doing?
22:08You're supposed to be in here unpacking these suitcases.
22:10Do I ever unpack?
22:11We're gonna leave in a couple of days to Florida.
22:15You still have to unpack.
22:16You can get your old clothes out, wash your dirty ones.
22:19Don't be touching my suitcase, because I'm really not gonna unpack.
22:33What?
22:35What?
22:36Oh, what?
22:37What are you doing?
22:39She was supposed to be back there unpacking, but she was laid up in the bed.
22:42Okay, let me ask you a question.
22:43Hold up.
22:43Hold on a minute.
22:44Hold on a minute.
22:45Let me ask you a question.
22:46If you came back home today, and you're leaving in a couple days, would you leave your bag packed
22:53or unpacked?
22:54Well, the things that I would wear to Colorado, I'm not necessarily gonna wear in Florida,
22:57because the weather's not the same.
22:58So I probably would unpack.
23:02I mean, so how's Lana?
23:03When I got out there Friday night, I mean, she was a little bit off.
23:07It really was worse in person, because her car is totaled.
23:11Like, we had to worry about getting a rental car.
23:13We had to talk to the insurance agency.
23:15I mean, I really tried to, like, press Lana on if she's coming to the wedding or not.
23:20So did she say anything?
23:21She would love to, but if she did, she would have to be there, like, for the wedding,
23:27and boom, fly right back out, because the next day she's got school.
23:29I hope she's gonna be here for the show.
23:32The show?
23:33Yeah.
23:35What about your ex?
23:37So is that gonna be weird for you if Brianna comes and wants to be all lovey,
23:41and be buddy-buddy-buzzy-hum-sum-sum-sum?
23:43I don't care.
23:44I don't care that Josh has moved on, and he's with someone else,
23:46and that he's bringing Brianna to the wedding.
23:48Like, me and Brianna co-parent, I get along with her.
23:51The problem I have is Jessie wanted to invite Josh and have him officiate the wedding,
23:55but then also wanted me in the wedding, which means I'm also gonna bring Darren.
23:59Darren and Josh don't get along.
24:00Jessie's getting on my nerves.
24:03Cheyenne's mouth gets on my nerves.
24:04So all of us in one location at one time just doesn't seem like a good idea to me.
24:09It don't.
24:10I mean, that doesn't bother you that he's, like, buddy-buddyed up with, like, Jessica.
24:15I know Jessica, she's stupid as to want Josh there.
24:19Y'all already know when Pumpkin gets off on that liquor,
24:23she can't keep that mouth shut just like she did at Jessica's bachelorette party.
24:28Bitch, it's literally my ex-husband, so whose side are you on here?
24:33I'm actually in the middle.
24:35Jessica, when we leave here today, bitch, I'm done with you.
24:39We're gonna be nice.
24:41That's my relationship, and I have to figure that out.
24:43You just gotta be careful.
24:44You gotta watch your P's and Q's.
24:46Watch our P's and Q's for what?
24:48Like, at the end of the day, if I wanna say something, I will.
25:19We're here in Florida for the week.
25:21It's your bag.
25:22I got your mother.
25:24It is a little bit of bittersweet.
25:27You know, like, PCB means a lot to me and the family.
25:30And last time that we were here in PCB, we spread Anna's ashes.
25:34And, I mean, the bitch wants us to go everywhere.
25:36So, hey, the ho's coming with us.
25:38Let's go, Anna.
25:39KB, where are you going?
25:40She's going up the walkway.
25:42You're the one that's walking across the yard.
25:45It's gonna work smarter, not harder.
25:48You're not working smarter.
25:49I got here before you.
25:50I wouldn't think.
25:52This is kind of nice.
25:53This is kind of nice.
25:54G-bug's already here, too.
25:56Let's tell the damn door.
26:00All right.
26:03Oh, Nobby!
26:05What's up, Nobby?
26:06Hey!
26:06Let's go.
26:07Let's go, Nobby.
26:09Oh, my gosh.
26:10Get this suitcase.
26:11This ain't my job.
26:14Wine, wine, wine.
26:15Wine, wine, wine.
26:17Shut up.
26:17That's all you did the whole trip.
26:18Wine.
26:19I didn't whine.
26:20I had to drive.
26:20You were asleep.
26:21Yeah, because you was driving about my whining.
26:23Whining about my whining.
26:23I was driving about your whining?
26:25You know what I mean.
26:25You got me so flabbergasted.
26:27This all together is going to be just a super stressful weekend.
26:31I wish my girly pop was coming, because Lonnie makes everything better.
26:36Are you going to be able to make it to the wedding?
26:39I don't think I'm going to be able to.
26:41Sucks.
26:42She ain't got time for all this family drama back home.
26:46But I will fill her in.
26:48G-bug, come get my bag, man.
26:50I don't have another bellhop.
26:52You know that.
26:53This is pretty nice, for real.
26:55I like the pool.
26:57All right.
26:58So who's staying where?
26:58So who's staying where?
26:59There's three bedrooms here.
27:01Jessica's going in one.
27:02I'm going in one.
27:03You're going in one.
27:05Then in the kids room, you're going to be Katie P, Nova, Parker, Harper, Booga, and
27:13y'all got to think, Trina is going in there.
27:16That's kind of up, G-bug.
27:17What are you now, a mother-in-law groovy expert?
27:20No.
27:21Whatever.
27:22I cannot wait to show Trina Brinawina her bed.
27:25I don't know if she's going to choose the top bunk or the bottom bunk.
27:28Or if she can just, like, switch every night.
27:30Top, bottom, in between.
27:31You know what I'm saying?
27:32She can put them together.
27:32I don't care.
27:35Y'all excited to stay with June?
27:37No.
27:37Sure.
27:39You remember last time we stayed with your mom?
27:40I seen her titties.
27:42You went to be back for hours.
27:45June.
27:46There will be kids here.
27:47We'll all be here.
27:48Maybe she'll stay modest and keep her clothes on.
27:50Yeah, I hope so, because I don't want to see anything else.
27:53She might only slip one out.
27:55No, I've seen enough.
27:58Trina's here, June.
27:59Hey, Booger.
28:00Hey, Booger.
28:01Hey, Booger.
28:03Hey.
28:04Look at the beautiful house.
28:06Can we sit our stuff right here?
28:07Yep.
28:08Nova Harper's here.
28:09I'm leaving my stuff right there.
28:11I'm going to sit down.
28:13Jessica and Cheyenne, if you go down this hallway,
28:15when you go in the door, it's a nice room.
28:17You're going to be comfortable.
28:19And Trina, you are in the room with all the kids in the bunk bedroom.
28:24No, June.
28:25I'm in a hotel.
28:26I booked us a hotel.
28:27Booger and Parker's going with me.
28:29What?
28:31So June thinks she's going to get one up on me this weekend?
28:34No, ma'am.
28:35I always try to stay one step ahead of that family and their drama.
28:39And I hope Cheyenne and Jessie can learn just as well to stay away from that.
28:43Like, we're going to be a blended family.
28:45We're going to be a blended family.
28:47But I'm going to be here in the morning times to the night time.
28:49But I'm not sleeping on no bunk bed with the kids.
28:51Sound like an ungrateful family member.
28:53It's ungrateful.
28:54They put her in the room with the kids.
28:55It's still a bed.
28:56It's a full-size bed.
28:57I mean, it's not like he's the one sleeping in the bunk bed.
29:00Because he wouldn't be grateful for that, either.
29:03Oh, this is going to be a long weekend.
29:05Very much so.
29:06Hey, y'all want to go swimming?
29:08Yes!
29:09Then go on and get in y'all's room.
29:10Go put your bags up and put your bathing suit on.
29:12Take it out. Come on.
29:13Jessie looks like she already has her swim trunks on.
29:14She's ready.
29:17Jessie, Cheyenne, get by the pool.
29:20Okay.
29:21Oh, God.
29:22Come on!
29:25Come on, guys.
29:25Let me show y'all the outside area.
29:28We can either sit right here and have this in the background
29:31and have everybody sitting this way,
29:33or you can, like, go down the steps,
29:36and we can do it this way,
29:38and you can have all of that in the background.
29:41I'm tired of your mom going on and on and on about the dock wedding.
29:44When are you going to tell her that we moved it to the beach?
29:47The morning of the wedding,
29:49because then she can't move it.
29:50If we tell her now, she's going to move it.
29:53Okay.
29:54Just nod your head and say yes.
29:56Good job.
29:57You're stressing me out.
29:59Why?
30:00Why am I stressing you out?
30:02What do you got on your ?
30:04You got another tattoo?
30:05Yeah.
30:05You gonna see it?
30:06You gonna see mine?
30:09Coming up on Mama Jean.
30:10Laura's going to be a lot easier
30:12because they don't have steps at the beach.
30:13The beach.
30:14I thought I was getting married here.
30:16Ooh, not Jessie done got one over on old Junebug.
30:19What happens if Florida stays on one?
30:22Uh-uh!
30:23This is going to be a hell of a night.
30:31What do you got on your ?
30:32You got another tattoo?
30:34Yeah.
30:34You gonna see it?
30:35Yeah, let me see it.
30:37You gonna see mine?
30:41Hmm.
30:42Oh, y'all got tattoos.
30:43What the does that mean?
30:44What do you think it means?
30:46I guess that y'all are gay together.
30:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:51Oh, Hannah means family, and then you got a shark
30:53because the shark is a protector.
30:54So you're protecting your family.
30:57So you didn't invite nobody else to do that?
30:59We just did a little something.
31:00This was our gift from her.
31:01I don't understand the family tattoo that they got.
31:04Is it saying that, you know, Jessica, Cheyenne, and Trina are family,
31:09and you're like, this family?
31:12Like, you just can't get a new damn family.
31:14I'm just sorry.
31:15Jessica still is my daughter, and I'm not gonna be able to push down.
31:18I mean, people should know me by now.
31:20You know, I did get you this big, beautiful home to get married in.
31:24I love it, Jeannebug.
31:25It's so nice.
31:26I know, you do.
31:26So nice, isn't it, y'all?
31:28Yep.
31:28It does look really nice.
31:29I mean, it really does.
31:30I mean, I'm proud of myself.
31:33They're cutting the rugrats.
31:34Oh, my God.
31:35Here they go.
31:35Let's get over here and go swim.
31:36Come on.
31:47Y'all, come on.
31:48Eddie, you'll be here any minute.
31:50OK, we're trying to get ready.
31:52You've been changing for hours.
31:55Perfection takes time.
31:56It ain't for you.
31:57Come on.
31:58You want us to look good for this wedding, right?
32:01I don't care.
32:01Mama, it's the rehearsal, not the wedding.
32:04I mean, why ain't y'all fancy?
32:07I got a fancy show for a rehearsal.
32:08It's just rehearsal, June.
32:10We don't need to be fancy.
32:11What?
32:12Novi's, you couldn't get them going?
32:14We had to get her going.
32:16Where's your mama at?
32:18She'd be here if you got an house big enough for her.
32:20Uh, there's a room back there that she had.
32:21I told her she could have.
32:22I think they're sitting on a pull-out bed,
32:24and we're sitting on the pull-out bed.
32:25Plenty of room.
32:27Here's Trini Beanie Weenie.
32:29Oh, Trini Beanie.
32:31Oh, it's about time.
32:31You roll up in the house.
32:33I was waiting on you to leave.
32:34All right, come on.
32:36Come on.
32:38Hello.
32:39Oh, I think Edie is here.
32:42Okay.
32:43Hey.
32:44Hey.
32:45We're going to do rehearsal out there, right?
32:46Yes.
32:47Okay, so everybody, let's go.
32:49Come on, let's go.
32:54Somebody hold June's hand.
32:56There's a pull here.
32:57I'm going to put Harpy in.
32:58No.
32:59Oh.
33:03First, I need to know who's walking down the aisle.
33:06Who's the bridesmaids?
33:07It's going to be Booga.
33:08Do you have a maid of honor?
33:10Me.
33:10Okay.
33:11Now, who is marrying you?
33:13Who's the one?
33:13Josh.
33:14Yeah, where's your preacher?
33:15Yeah, where's your preacher at?
33:16You're busy for the resty.
33:17Okay, so preacher's not here to go through the ceremony.
33:20Imagine that.
33:20He'll be here.
33:21He'll be here.
33:22He texted me and said he was running late.
33:24Obviously, Pumpkin's pissed off because Josh is in our wedding.
33:27Josh is like family, even though they had their differences.
33:29He's always been there.
33:31This is not Pumpkin's wedding.
33:32This is mine and your wedding, so it's going to go the way we want it.
33:34She'll be okay.
33:36Okay.
33:36And then we got how many flower girls?
33:38Two.
33:38Two?
33:39That would be Harper and Ella, but Ella's not here either.
33:41Girl, where's your wedding party?
33:43They're all with Josh.
33:45They're all with Josh.
33:46They're all with Josh.
33:46They'll be here.
33:47They're all with Josh.
33:48Okay.
33:48So Josh holds the key right now.
33:50Yes.
33:50Okay.
33:51All right.
33:51Whoever's in the wedding party, go to Heather.
33:55So y'all just come on over here.
33:56All right.
33:57We can go over here, nobody.
33:57Come on.
33:58You're the spectators.
34:00Okay.
34:00We're going to be fans today.
34:01Ooh!
34:03Having Josh at the wedding, I mean, he can't even show up for the rehearsal.
34:08June, you don't know what's going on.
34:09What if you had a flat tire or something?
34:11Stop doing up for your bestie, for the restie.
34:14I mean, Josh is not trustworthy.
34:16Oh, my God.
34:16I just hope he don't show up at all.
34:18All right.
34:18Here we go.
34:20Go slow, Barbie.
34:21Slow, Pumpkin.
34:22Where are you running to?
34:25Take your time.
34:27Enjoy it.
34:27Walk it out.
34:28You know, I'm sitting over here doing my sisterly maid of honor duties, and where's
34:33the one person who's supposed to marry these two?
34:35Where is he at?
34:36You know?
34:37Nowhere to be seen.
34:38It looks like this plant is going to bite Jessie in the ass.
34:41And Lord, I hope it does.
34:44Jessie walking through squeezing her butthole.
34:47Yeah, there you go.
34:50Oh, wow.
34:52June, there's a ledge up here.
34:53Don't fall off.
34:54Here's a step, June.
34:55Be careful.
34:55Be careful, Junebug.
34:56Step down.
34:58There you go.
34:58All right.
34:59Now, tomorrow is going to be a lot easier because they don't have steps at the beach.
35:06What?
35:07The beach?
35:12Coming up on Mama Jean.
35:15Who the hell's here?
35:18Tell them the rest of the team!
35:20What'd you do, Cheyenne?
35:21I'm not telling you on camera.
35:22You ought to be ashamed.
35:25This is like the altar of betrayal.
35:32All right, now, tomorrow is going to be a lot easier because they don't have steps at the beach.
35:39What?
35:41The beach?
35:42I thought I was getting married here.
35:44Did you get married right here?
35:45Well, we thought everybody would love the beach.
35:48That's what we talked about, a beach wedding.
35:49So, guess what?
35:50Me and Edie talked and we got the beach wedding.
35:53What?
35:53Holy .
35:54So, I mean, in my opinion, it's like, how much extra is that?
35:57I mean, I know Edie is the best of the best.
35:58I mean...
35:58No, no, no.
35:59You're fine.
35:59Okay.
36:01Ooh, now Jessie done got one over on old Junebug.
36:05It's crazy.
36:05I got this nice, big-ass house, but then you're gonna, like, tell Edie that you want to go get
36:10married at the beach?
36:11Like, what the hell is up with this?
36:12Like, you wanted me to help you plan this wedding, but then you go back behind my back and do
36:17total opposite.
36:18So, I'm gonna be honest with you.
36:20I am not okay with what Jessica and Cheyenne did.
36:24Like, the .
36:27All right, so we already are planning to have a beach wedding at 3 o'clock.
36:31Yes, ma'am.
36:32Y'all, we're going to the beach tomorrow.
36:33All right.
36:34Can we get this wrapped up?
36:36Because I have a party bus out front for all the ladies since June decided to F up the last
36:41Bachelorette party.
36:42Okay.
36:51Pumpkin, what are you doing?
36:53I'm not drinking.
36:54I know that.
36:55These are the ones with alcohol in them.
36:56Yeah, this is gonna be kind of like a little shot.
36:58A little shot.
37:00That's not little.
37:01That's not little.
37:01That's not little.
37:02Yeah, but I gotta mix it, girl.
37:04Get a grip.
37:05I mean, I don't want to be hungover on our wedding day, but I mean, tonight's our Bachelorette party.
37:09And Trina outdone herself with this one, so I'm gonna have a good time.
37:13These are yours.
37:14Oh, wait.
37:15This is yours.
37:15That is not a shot.
37:16Yes, it is.
37:18Why is it creamy?
37:19That's a shot.
37:19Because it's got pina colada in it, girl.
37:21I got Annie's poured out right here.
37:23Okay.
37:24Give a toast to Annie.
37:25I thought she was gonna hold her.
37:26I thought she was gonna hold her.
37:27You gonna hold her?
37:28Okay.
37:29Go ahead, then.
37:30Here's to Annie.
37:32Oh, yeah.
37:32That's what I'm saying.
37:33Let's go into Jessica and Cheyenne.
37:35Let's go.
37:37There you go.
37:38All right, can we get it going?
37:39Mm-hmm.
37:40The boys can pick up the mask.
37:43Mama, look at this.
37:44Look what Trina did.
37:46Trina.
37:48I'm ready to party.
37:50Yeah.
37:50Come on, pumpkin.
37:51I'm coming.
37:53That's about to be a show.
37:55Yeah.
37:56It's gonna be something.
37:58See what time they come staggering in here in the morning.
38:01All right, we ready?
38:02Who made you that?
38:04The is that?
38:05What?
38:05That's mother of the ride.
38:06Oh, Mama.
38:07Look at it.
38:08It's got baby pictures over on the back of it.
38:10I'm not gonna cry.
38:11That's cute.
38:14I mean, come on, Trina.
38:16A shirt.
38:17Ooh.
38:18You put pictures of your damn daughter on it.
38:21Who cares?
38:22I promise you, a shirt does not make you mother of the year.
38:25If you were the mom of the year, you'll ask them to get on that pole or not, and you're
38:28gonna goddamn do a little dancey dance.
38:29Girl, I ain't scared to get on that pole.
38:30No.
38:31No.
38:32I mean, I wanna see it.
38:33I wanna see it.
38:34I wanna see you on it, too.
38:36Maybe y'all can do competition.
38:37I get on one side.
38:38I get on one side.
38:39You get on the other.
38:40Bitch, hit me.
38:42You're Cheyenne.
38:44She be hungover like a bitch.
38:46Well, I'm gonna tell you right now.
38:48You about to see a side of your daughter that you ain't ever seen.
38:51Mama, if I show my tits, just look away, okay?
38:54Okay.
38:55We're supposed to be having fun.
38:57Give me this.
38:58Go ahead.
39:00Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
39:05Work, baby.
39:07Let your leg up.
39:09I'm not no prude or anything.
39:11I mean, I have the bus, the stripper pole, the whole nine yards.
39:15We're gonna have a great time.
39:17I just hope June doesn't try to get on that stripper pole,
39:20because I'll never get my deposit back.
39:24I'm scared.
39:25I'm gonna take a video of that.
39:26Come on.
39:27Go, go, go.
39:28Go, go, go!
39:32This party bus was a great idea.
39:33Your mama knew what she was doing.
39:34We were having the time of our life.
39:36I didn't even know y'all could all get on the pole.
39:38I didn't know you could either, boo.
39:41Woo!
39:43You know, I had Ella young.
39:45I had her at 17.
39:46Right after, I got custody of Alana and had to raise her.
39:49So, my clubbing days got put up on a shelf.
39:52But tonight, I ain't got no kids, so Mama P is going out.
40:00Oh!
40:01Oh!
40:05Oh!
40:06Oh!
40:06Get up, get up!
40:10Get up!
40:11Oh!
40:13Oh!
40:14Oh, wow!
40:15Oh!
40:16Oh!
40:18Oh!
40:19Oh!
40:20Oh!
40:20I'm here, y'all.
40:24Here we go.
40:24I'm getting on June's back.
40:26No you're not.
40:26He ain't getting on my back.
40:28Hey, are we getting back on this bus?
40:30Yes.
40:30Okay.
40:30How are we going to walk back, June?
40:32Woo-hoo!
40:34Woo!
40:35Let's go, y'all.
40:36Get your mom off.
40:37Jesus.
40:37Come on, baby.
40:38Oh, you got no drawers on?
40:39I do!
40:43What happens if Florida stays in Florida?
40:49I'm partying.
40:50This is our last night of being just girlfriends.
40:52And we're going to be married tomorrow.
40:54I mean, the only thing we got to worry about is Josh.
40:56He's running late.
40:58It is kind of stressful, but we got it.
41:00Party, party, party.
41:02You're not going to make it in the morning.
41:08So this party's getting kind of crazy here.
41:10You got girls over here doing shots, girls over there twerking.
41:15This is going to be a hell of a night.
41:22Trina might have some moves on that dance floor, but she ain't got
41:25on the dance floor.
41:27Back in the day, I mean, my bar, all the boys to the yard.
41:31So take that, Trina Winnebino.
41:47Boy, I bet the girls are turnt up at that club right now.
41:50I feel bad for that party bus driver.
41:53Oh, yeah.
41:53You know, they better tip him extra good tonight.
41:57You want to do some shots?
41:58I mean, we might as well do some shots and order strippers now.
42:00Yeah.
42:01We need to go take that boat out.
42:03I keep forgetting we have that boat.
42:04Me too.
42:05It's slick.
42:06It is pretty nice, though.
42:07I wonder if they keep...
42:10Who the hell's here?
42:12I don't know.
42:12Who is that?
42:13Is that you order something?
42:14No.
42:22What the are you doing here?
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