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00:00:05I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:11I got you something.
00:00:12Tear.
00:00:13Does he still help everything?
00:00:14He does his best.
00:00:15My grandma was diagnosed with leukemia.
00:00:17I discovered a cure.
00:00:18They laughed at me.
00:00:20Fuck.
00:00:20Them.
00:00:21Oh.
00:00:22What's that smell?
00:00:24That's soldier boy.
00:00:25I can smell them all over here.
00:00:26Where's more?
00:00:27He just disappears every afternoon.
00:00:28Won't say where he's going.
00:00:29Won't say shit.
00:00:30I trusted you.
00:00:31Are you still buttered about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:00:33I thought we were friends.
00:00:34I needed a win from Homelander.
00:00:36Edgar was hit.
00:00:37We get the V1 first.
00:00:38We save Annie.
00:00:38We save Kimiko.
00:00:39Homelander gets it.
00:00:40He's immortal.
00:00:40Punch luck at bleeding sledgehammer.
00:00:42Lot of dice for fucking smack.
00:00:44Bombside.
00:00:45It's enriched uranium.
00:00:46Good luck getting out of a soup-proof cell
00:00:48while you're bleeding out of your ass.
00:00:50The V1 wasn't here.
00:00:52Just fucking do it already.
00:00:54I was visited by an angel.
00:00:56Today, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:01:01I am the Messiah.
00:01:02The Democratic Church of America!
00:01:05Go!
00:01:09They're up before dawn.
00:01:11They got a thousand heads of cattle to herd.
00:01:14It's hard work and strong coffee.
00:01:17Old leather saddles and the worn stock of a trusty Remington.
00:01:22And when the sun finally rises over the range, the cowboys know America is God's country, and Americans, God's chosen
00:01:32people.
00:01:33So shouldn't we have our own church for Americans, with American grit and American values, founded by the greatest American
00:01:41of us all, a true American prophet?
00:01:45Come home to the Democratic Church of America. Come home to Homelander.
00:01:50Already, the campaign's aided awareness outpaces the norm by plus 22 points, led by white men and women, ages 36
00:02:00to 54, and 55 to 72.
00:02:03We are also seeing massive growth on the ground level.
00:02:07Yeah, I'm seeing massive growth myself.
00:02:14Church attendance is up, and our online donation CTR is at 44%. That's a new record. Amen.
00:02:20Amen. Next up is a 500 million ad blitz with OOH, e-blasts, print and digital.
00:02:30Ain't nobody won't know about the Democratic Church of America and its chosen prophet.
00:02:41Prophets are servants.
00:02:44Of course, sir. Great point. We're just trying to ease people into it.
00:02:49No, no, no. We need to prepare America for my ascension.
00:02:55We must be honest. We must be direct.
00:02:58I like Savior.
00:02:59Or, or...
00:03:00Lord.
00:03:02Yes, I couldn't agree more, sir.
00:03:04Hmm.
00:03:04Religion is not about being meek.
00:03:07We should dominate the seven mountains of society.
00:03:11Bring the kingdom of heaven to earth. Amen.
00:03:13Amen.
00:03:14Amen. I love all that.
00:03:16So fucking dope.
00:03:17Easter is just around the corner.
00:03:18How perfect would it be for your second coming to come on the day of Jesus' resurrection?
00:03:26Second coming?
00:03:27Let's be clear.
00:03:28I am not the son of God.
00:03:32Well, of course, many people believe that Jesus is both God incarnate and the son.
00:03:38Well, that's just confusing.
00:03:40I don't want my church getting involved in all that.
00:03:43Exactly.
00:03:44Besides, if we pull up our timeline, you won't have this.
00:04:01We're going to drag our feet because of a book.
00:04:03Not a book.
00:04:05The book.
00:04:07The Homelander Bible.
00:04:14Heavy.
00:04:17It's got the Old Testament.
00:04:19The New Testament and the brand new American Testament, written by AI, trained on the works
00:04:26of Pat Robertson.
00:04:27See, we need to pass the torch, sir.
00:04:30From Jesus to you, sir.
00:04:33And we don't get more than one chance at a first impression.
00:04:37Are we really going to rush something this important?
00:04:42We ain't Arby's, after all.
00:04:45No.
00:04:47We're the Cheesecake Factory.
00:04:56We'll do it your way.
00:05:01You do realize this kind of sudden religious upheaval is likely to generate widespread civil
00:05:08unrest?
00:05:08Local law should be able to handle the suburbs, but we could use extra hands in major metros.
00:05:13Oh.
00:05:13Just recall all soups stationed overseas.
00:05:16American heroes should be protecting America, not who gives a fuck a stand.
00:05:19Great idea.
00:05:20Mm-hmm.
00:05:29Something wrong.
00:05:31Everything's beachy.
00:05:40Well, I can see why they call this the city that never sleeps.
00:05:44How could you with all that racket?
00:05:46You're getting used to it.
00:05:47You seem to if city life seems to suit you.
00:05:51I guess.
00:05:54I was surprised you called, Reverend.
00:05:56Well, I was surprised you answered.
00:05:58It's been a while, and I said things I regret.
00:06:01You both did.
00:06:06You remember when you used to stop by the church after school?
00:06:09Use your powers to light our candles?
00:06:12I remember staying for supper.
00:06:15Oh, man.
00:06:16Those fish fry Fridays.
00:06:18I never liked eating alone.
00:06:20Well, were you making sure I got at least one hot square a day?
00:06:27Reverend, is something the matter?
00:06:29I'm embarrassed to bug you with all of this, but the last couple of weeks have been rough.
00:06:35We've been bleeding congregants to the Democratic Church of America, and what folks are sticking
00:06:40around, they're scared.
00:06:42Why?
00:06:43Because last Sunday, somebody melted our stained glass window of Mary.
00:06:48Melted it?
00:06:49Mm-hmm.
00:06:50It was their local soup.
00:06:52Prey and mantis.
00:06:54He sprayed acid out of his butt.
00:06:57His glands, his whatever.
00:06:59Yeah, I know him.
00:07:00It was a message.
00:07:02I called the sheriff.
00:07:03I called the mayor.
00:07:04I've called half of Florida.
00:07:06You're all I got left.
00:07:09Reverend, I don't know what I could do.
00:07:10Well, you gotta be able to do something.
00:07:14Your Homelander's right hand.
00:07:17Homelander's not too keen on being challenged.
00:07:23Why not just pay the franchise fee and join?
00:07:25Honey, we can barely afford to pay our water bill.
00:07:27Well, besides the Democratic Church of America, God does not favor one nation over another.
00:07:36Doesn't he, though?
00:07:37No.
00:07:38Name one way God's ever blessed Canada.
00:07:44Just because Homelander tells you that the sky is red does not make it so.
00:07:52You still have that, uh, that Jesus action figure.
00:07:56I'm surprised you remember that.
00:07:58How could I forget it?
00:07:59You carried it with you everywhere you went.
00:08:00You almost wore the face off the thing.
00:08:02You still carry him?
00:08:09It's complicated.
00:08:11No, it's...
00:08:12I don't think it is.
00:08:14Homelander's, uh...
00:08:16He's a great American.
00:08:17He can stop bullets.
00:08:18He can fly and do amazing things.
00:08:21Those aren't miracles.
00:08:23And he is not God.
00:08:27If you're the same Misty Tucker Gray that I taught the Bible to over, Fish, I think you know it,
00:08:32too.
00:08:49We ain't doing that again.
00:08:51That's what you said the last six times.
00:08:53Well, I really mean it this time.
00:08:58You seem a little out of it.
00:09:00Did you nut?
00:09:02As usual, you nut.
00:09:07Were you baptized?
00:09:13Yeah, in front of half of Chestnut Hill.
00:09:15Governor Sproul did the honors.
00:09:17My family kept up appearances, of course.
00:09:20Then we never set foot in church again.
00:09:23I had lunch today with the Reverend who baptized me.
00:09:25He's been getting the heat to switch over to our church.
00:09:30You think Homelander might be open to going easy on him?
00:09:33Just give him a little more time.
00:09:36I wouldn't ask if it was just anybody, but that man practically raised me.
00:09:41So you didn't nut.
00:09:46You know, this whole Homelander is God shit.
00:09:49It's fucking ridiculous.
00:09:52Really, you think so?
00:09:54If he's a second coming, then what does that make me?
00:09:57Joseph?
00:09:58Let me talk about the biggest cuck in history.
00:10:00A man trades his best cow to bag some hot-ass virgin, and then God comes and squirts his baby
00:10:07gravy up her meat wallet.
00:10:09Fuck that.
00:10:11I guess I've been struggling with where to place Homelander in my heart in relation to Jesus and the Lord.
00:10:19Okay.
00:10:21Of course I worship Homelander.
00:10:22I mean, he's always been a god to me.
00:10:25Look, I'll tell you this.
00:10:27If there is a god, sure as hell didn't come out of my balls.
00:10:33I gotta go.
00:10:34Where are you off to?
00:10:36L.A.
00:10:38I fucking hate L.A.
00:10:44Homelander?
00:10:47Homelander?
00:10:51Hello?
00:10:55Does Homelander know you're here?
00:10:58Yeah, of course.
00:11:00Some of our church's followers generously donated their milk for our Savior's sustenance.
00:11:04I mean, he gotta get his liquid gold from somewhere, am I right?
00:11:09You need something.
00:11:11Where's Homelander?
00:11:12Oh, well, he didn't tell you.
00:11:14Yeah, he had to fly off to L.A.
00:11:16Strange he didn't mention anything.
00:11:18Well, I've been real busy working for his glory, so not much time for chit-chat.
00:11:22Of course.
00:11:23Look at us.
00:11:24The regular Peter and John, just bearing witness and spreading the gospel.
00:11:28A real blessing.
00:11:29Amen.
00:11:29Amen.
00:11:30A real blessing.
00:11:32Oh, uh, by the way, after our meeting, I checked in on the timeline of that Homelander Bible,
00:11:39and, uh, the printers were happy to rush it to make Easter.
00:11:44Well, ain't you full of get up and go?
00:11:47Thing is, they said it wasn't a problem.
00:11:49Um, so I wondered why you were so bent on holding it up.
00:11:55I wasn't.
00:11:57See, I just wanted to make sure everything was just right.
00:12:01Listen, if you are ever feeling any doubts, come to me.
00:12:07I could be a warm shoulder and a friendly ear.
00:12:11Oh, bless your heart.
00:12:15I'll do that.
00:12:19What'd you want to talk to Homelander about?
00:12:22Maybe I could help.
00:12:24That is so kind to you.
00:12:27But it wasn't important.
00:12:39What's up?
00:12:41Um, got a tip from our southeast stringer.
00:12:45Praying Mantis raided half a dozen churches in Daytona.
00:12:49Was one of them Holy Baptist?
00:12:53The man upstairs wants us, you, to run with it top of show.
00:12:57He thinks with it being your home church and all, it'll make a strong statement.
00:13:01So I'll have Chris load the new graphics.
00:13:05I gotta finish getting ready.
00:13:17Welcome to Truth Bomb.
00:13:19Our top story tonight's a personal one.
00:13:22It's the story of my hometown church.
00:13:25Holy Baptist of Daytona.
00:13:27It was the church I grew up in.
00:13:29Sang my hymns from the pews there every Sunday.
00:13:31But that church, that church, that church, that church has become a hotbed of starlighter infestation.
00:13:55And my old pastor, Reverend Greg Dupree, has been infected by starlight seditious propaganda.
00:14:11Now, I never told a soul of this, but when I was a little girl, the reverend regularly had me
00:14:18over for supper alone.
00:14:22And, you know, nothing ever happened to me, but I heard stories about his fish fry Fridays.
00:14:33And if that ain't code for child grooming, I don't know what is.
00:14:40Americans, how much longer are we going to let these institutional pedo churches diddle our babies?
00:14:52Americans deserve better.
00:14:57They deserve Homelander.
00:15:01They deserve the Democratic Church of America.
00:15:24Something wrong?
00:15:26Everything's beachy.
00:15:31Would you like some knee pads?
00:15:32I'm sorry?
00:15:33You're looking at me like you want to suck my hog.
00:15:37So I'm asking if you would like some knee pads.
00:15:41Take it easy on the little guy.
00:15:43You brought me Stan Edgar.
00:15:47Thank you, sir.
00:16:10Barry Gibb.
00:16:11B.G.
00:16:12There's no B.G.'s without me.
00:16:14B.G. means the brother's Gibb.
00:16:16What, you think that falsetto makes you boss?
00:16:18I think Saturday Night Fever going platinum 16 times makes me boss.
00:16:22We made that album together.
00:16:23You're nothing without me and Maurice.
00:16:25Don't you dare bring Maurice into this.
00:16:29I don't know.
00:16:30It feels inauthentic for Barry to move like this.
00:16:32Oh, yeah?
00:16:36In what way?
00:16:38Egomaniacs like Barry are really just insecure.
00:16:41I think he's threatened by Robin's talent.
00:16:43So maybe he expresses that by doing a barrel roll instead.
00:16:51Never mind.
00:16:52Sorry.
00:16:52I broke character.
00:16:53I didn't mean to.
00:16:55You need to apologize, all right?
00:16:58For being a fucking genius.
00:17:01Are you fucking kidding me?
00:17:03A barrel roll?
00:17:04Holy shit.
00:17:07It's brilliant.
00:17:09Justin, I don't know who you are
00:17:11or where you came from
00:17:13or anything about you,
00:17:14but my God,
00:17:15if you are not a fucking talent.
00:17:18Wow, thank you.
00:17:18No.
00:17:22Let's take ten, everybody.
00:17:27All right.
00:17:30Lay it on me, Justin.
00:17:32What do you mean?
00:17:33You're acting up there.
00:17:35Stop acting.
00:17:36Stop acting.
00:17:39Don't act.
00:17:40Don't.
00:17:41Because I don't need an actor.
00:17:45I need Barry Gap.
00:17:46You're right, boss.
00:17:47I'm sorry.
00:17:48My process has been all over the map.
00:17:50We're just...
00:17:51This scene is a little close to home.
00:17:54All right.
00:17:55Let me guess the egomaniac we're talking about.
00:17:56That's someone in your life?
00:17:58Someone I work with
00:18:00in my day job.
00:18:02All right.
00:18:02What are you doing?
00:18:02So quit.
00:18:03There's no way this gig is more important
00:18:04than the fucking theater.
00:18:05I thought this guy was my brother,
00:18:07but he straight up hijacked something I did
00:18:09and took all the credit for it.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:14I've been trying to keep this on the DL,
00:18:16but in addition to my theater work,
00:18:19I also happen to be a massive feature director
00:18:22for Saturn Wars to prove it.
00:18:24So I was working on this little film.
00:18:26I don't know.
00:18:26You may have heard of it called
00:18:27Dawn of the Seven,
00:18:28Billion Dollar Gross,
00:18:29but who's counting?
00:18:31There was this fucking guy,
00:18:34The Deep.
00:18:35He just kept upstaging everyone
00:18:37with his trite, shitty improvs.
00:18:40I heard he's a real baby.
00:18:42He's a Jared Leto-level baby bitch.
00:18:45But you've got to put people like that
00:18:46in their place, right?
00:18:48So whoever's upstaging you,
00:18:50you fucking upstage them right back.
00:18:53Okay?
00:18:53Yeah.
00:18:54All right.
00:18:54You got this, Pupula.
00:19:00So great you're here, bro.
00:19:03Yes, well, we need to meet young men
00:19:06where they are
00:19:06if we plan to usher them
00:19:08into the fold of our Lord.
00:19:09Mm, totes my goats.
00:19:11So listen, you know,
00:19:12I've got some ideas
00:19:13about how to take this whole church thing
00:19:15to the next level.
00:19:16Oh, yeah?
00:19:17So you know how
00:19:18communion wafers taste like dried shit?
00:19:21What if they were Nilla wafers instead, huh?
00:19:26Oh, yeah, and if you could
00:19:27throw in a commandment
00:19:28about how it's not cool
00:19:30to try and bone another bro's girl?
00:19:33We have that.
00:19:34That already exists.
00:19:36Great minds then, eh?
00:19:38Point is, me and Homelander,
00:19:39we go way back.
00:19:40I know what he likes, doesn't like,
00:19:41so you ever want to bounce some ideas back?
00:19:44Don't listen to him, bro.
00:19:46Oh, shit.
00:19:48He talks.
00:19:49No, he does not.
00:19:50He's not trying to help you.
00:19:51He's like those fish who suck on whales.
00:19:53He's talking about a sucker fish?
00:19:54He latches onto every new soup.
00:19:57Starlight, me, sage.
00:19:59He pretends he's a guy,
00:20:00but he's not the guy.
00:20:01He's a joke.
00:20:02That smell in his breath?
00:20:03It's because he's been clam diving.
00:20:05On clams.
00:20:06What?
00:20:07I have not done that.
00:20:08I have definitely never done that.
00:20:10Look, if you really want to impress Homelander,
00:20:12bring me on stage for Easter.
00:20:14Homelander can heal me,
00:20:15I'll get my voice back,
00:20:16and then I'll fly.
00:20:18You know I can fly, right?
00:20:20That's so fucking stupid, bro.
00:20:22Well, now, I'm gonna have to run this
00:20:23by Homelander, but, uh,
00:20:24an honest-to-God faith healing.
00:20:26That's like a nine-point bump
00:20:28with Pentecostals right there.
00:20:31Goddamn.
00:20:48There's my guy.
00:20:50A little pep in the step, huh?
00:20:53Sir, I did what you said,
00:20:55and I upstaged that fuckhead at work.
00:20:58I'm proud of you.
00:20:59You know, that's exactly how I handled
00:21:01that motherfucker Paul Rudd.
00:21:03He's not who you think he is.
00:21:04I appreciate the help, boss.
00:21:06You...
00:21:07Oh, my God, kid.
00:21:08You know what?
00:21:08Keep this between us, but...
00:21:10You know what Vought Studios hung me out to dry
00:21:12after they shelved training A-train?
00:21:14Oh, yeah.
00:21:16And at first I drowned my sorrows in crack.
00:21:19Nitrous, huff and glue,
00:21:20huff and paint, paint thinners,
00:21:21cough medicine, guns, high-risk sex,
00:21:23codeine.
00:21:24Did you ever fuck on codeine?
00:21:28But that's not the answer.
00:21:32This play...
00:21:34It saved me.
00:21:36You saved me.
00:21:38Wow.
00:21:40No.
00:21:41Kid, thank you.
00:21:43Because I got some big news.
00:21:46We're going to Broadway.
00:21:47Yes, no more mindless studio bullshit.
00:21:50I can finally be the artist I least dreamed of,
00:21:52and you...
00:21:52Kid, you have no idea,
00:21:53but you're going to be a fucking star.
00:21:56So you ditch that office, kid,
00:21:58because you and I,
00:21:59we are going to save the world...
00:22:02with our talent.
00:22:03Oh, my God, you have no idea
00:22:04how much this means to me.
00:22:08I love you, kid.
00:22:12You start your vocal warm-ups.
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15I'm going to drop a juice.
00:22:16Okay.
00:22:22Fuckin' Tony Gilroy.
00:22:37Adam?
00:22:39Oh, my...
00:22:41Get it out!
00:22:42Get it out!
00:22:44Get it out!
00:22:48God!
00:22:51Come here.
00:22:55Closer.
00:23:01My ass hurts so fucking much.
00:23:28Hey, bro.
00:23:29Don't you fucking hate, bro-me?
00:23:30What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:23:33Nothing.
00:23:34Why?
00:23:34What's wrong with you?
00:23:35I call you a clam diver,
00:23:36and you send an eel to ass-murder Adam Bork?
00:23:39Did something terrible happen
00:23:40at your play rehearsal today?
00:23:42Which is definitely not your job.
00:23:43The lead producer's stepping away.
00:23:45They're shuttering the production.
00:23:47Get it coming.
00:23:49Fucker didn't use my improvs
00:23:50in Donna the Seven.
00:23:51He believed in me,
00:23:52you fuckwit!
00:23:53And for what?
00:23:53Because I fucking upstaged you
00:23:55with Oh Father?
00:23:57Here's what's going to happen now.
00:23:59You are going to fucking do
00:24:01whatever I say,
00:24:02whenever I say it.
00:24:03I'm going to tell Homelander
00:24:04you are in some pussy play,
00:24:06which is a definite conflict of interest
00:24:08since Homelander outlawed
00:24:10the National Endowment for the Arts.
00:24:14You have nothing to say?
00:24:16Nice.
00:24:18You were getting the hang
00:24:19of that Meisner technique, huh?
00:24:28Hey, buddy.
00:24:30Good boy.
00:24:32Good boy.
00:24:37You want to fuck me?
00:24:39You want to fuck me
00:24:41like a good boy?
00:24:43You want to fuck me
00:24:43like a good boy?
00:24:43You want to fuck me
00:24:45like a good boy?
00:24:46We have our own church member
00:24:48of the American.
00:24:59Hold on.
00:25:01What are you doing?
00:25:02Frenchie won't cook my steak
00:25:03pasipenium rare
00:25:04and I like mine burnt
00:25:05with ketchup.
00:25:06Okay, then why don't you
00:25:07tell him that?
00:25:08I have.
00:25:10Maybe we just don't like
00:25:11the same steak.
00:25:14You know?
00:25:18Jesus Christ.
00:25:19Has Butcher ever
00:25:20washed this thing?
00:25:22That thing is like
00:25:23glazed in dog semen.
00:25:25Like a cum donut.
00:25:26Cum nut?
00:25:27Did I just invent a new word?
00:25:29You know what?
00:25:29I'm going to do us all a favor
00:25:30and wash this.
00:25:31Terror, your boyfriend
00:25:33is about to become a virgin
00:25:34all over again.
00:25:35Whew.
00:25:36Good boy.
00:25:56What the fuck is that?
00:25:57You finally building yourself
00:25:58a fuckbot?
00:25:59Something me and Frenchie
00:26:00are working on.
00:26:02Proper preparation
00:26:03and planning, my son.
00:26:05None of my fucking business
00:26:06got it.
00:26:06Yeah, that's the one.
00:26:08Any leads on bombsite?
00:26:09Not a damn thing.
00:26:10He's an unbreakable cunt
00:26:11that flies through the air.
00:26:12How hard can it be?
00:26:13Well, if it's so easy,
00:26:15why don't you look for him?
00:26:16I've hit every single
00:26:17dead end and then some.
00:26:19How about legend?
00:26:20That old bastard
00:26:21knows everyone.
00:26:22He's in the wind.
00:26:23If I had as much shit
00:26:24on Vardy as he did,
00:26:25I'd fuck off too.
00:26:27Oh, shit.
00:26:28Wait, wait, wait.
00:26:29Hey, Terror, no!
00:26:30Hey, get down!
00:26:31Good boy, good boy.
00:26:33Wait, wait, wait, wait, no.
00:26:34Oh, you can't have
00:26:35no chocolate, mate.
00:26:36Yeah, get your own chocolate.
00:26:44What?
00:26:45Free Mississippi rule.
00:26:47Bloody hell.
00:26:48I never thought
00:26:48I'd see the day.
00:26:49It's got a fucking pubic ear
00:26:50on it and all.
00:26:51Tasty, too.
00:26:53Hmm?
00:26:56You know what's funny?
00:26:59Here we are,
00:27:00parked in the middle of hell,
00:27:02and I've never slept
00:27:04or shit so good
00:27:05my entire life.
00:27:06What's different?
00:27:07Well, like you,
00:27:09I just finally realized
00:27:10that I'm already dead.
00:27:13And once I just gave up
00:27:16that stress of needing
00:27:17to stay alive,
00:27:18it's like
00:27:20shit got easier.
00:27:22You know,
00:27:22I spent my whole life
00:27:23going after Soldier Boy
00:27:25for what he did
00:27:26to my family.
00:27:27Yet,
00:27:28he's immortal?
00:27:30He's immune.
00:27:33What kind of
00:27:34fucking cosmic joke
00:27:35is that?
00:27:36So you tell me,
00:27:37Butcher,
00:27:39why should I keep going?
00:27:41Well,
00:27:42you keep going
00:27:43from Monique
00:27:44to Janine.
00:27:45Then better off
00:27:46without me.
00:27:47How can a man
00:27:48so smart
00:27:48be so fucking daft?
00:27:50They are.
00:27:51And I'm better off
00:27:53without them.
00:27:54Because if I thought
00:27:55that there was
00:27:56a snowball's chance
00:27:57in hell
00:27:57that I might
00:27:59see him again,
00:28:02then I might
00:28:03be too scared
00:28:03to do
00:28:04what you
00:28:05and me both
00:28:06need me to do.
00:28:30You wonder
00:28:31what am I doing?
00:28:33Well,
00:28:33first,
00:28:34I made Kimiko
00:28:36the perfect
00:28:37French rebuy.
00:28:39You know,
00:28:40she loves my steak
00:28:41and for dessert,
00:28:44my souffle
00:28:44en chocolate.
00:28:46It's a thing
00:28:47of legend.
00:28:55You know,
00:28:56she wants
00:28:56one of you
00:28:57too.
00:28:59I don't know.
00:29:00What is it
00:29:01that you do?
00:29:03Eat,
00:29:04sleep,
00:29:05or fetch?
00:29:06Ha-ha.
00:29:07I stir the wall.
00:29:08You bring it back.
00:29:10I stir the wall.
00:29:11You bring it back.
00:29:13It's a nightmare
00:29:14of futility.
00:29:16What would I do
00:29:17with one of you?
00:29:18I've killed
00:29:19every plant
00:29:20I've owned.
00:29:21I'll surely
00:29:22kill you too.
00:29:28She deserves
00:29:29peace.
00:29:32A normal life.
00:29:35But I...
00:29:41I don't know
00:29:42how to give her
00:29:43this.
00:29:47If I even
00:29:47can.
00:29:53Oh,
00:29:53la la la la.
00:29:58No, no, no,
00:29:59no, no, no,
00:30:00no, no,
00:30:00no,
00:30:00no,
00:30:00no,
00:30:01no, no,
00:30:01no, no,
00:30:01no, no, no,
00:30:02that...
00:30:07I need fresh air.
00:30:09You want to come?
00:30:10Outside?
00:30:11No?
00:30:13Okay.
00:30:19If you and MM
00:30:20still think...
00:30:21Oh, for fuck's sake,
00:30:21you,
00:30:22knock it off
00:30:22with this V1 shite.
00:30:23You're doing me
00:30:24fucking that in.
00:30:27Terror.
00:30:28Cut it out.
00:30:29Come on.
00:30:30now listen if we do find that stuff we're not making any fucking vaccines out of it all right
00:30:35we're not the department of fucking health we burn this shit before homelander gets his paws
00:30:39in it and that's it well if you want to kill yourself knock yourself out but why do you have
00:30:42to decide for the rest of us oh because i'm fucking right because i've always been right
00:30:46i've been telling you lot from the fucking start the sky has fallen and guess what the sky fucking
00:30:52fell well you kind of helped bring it oh don't give me that bollocks listen homelander thinks
00:30:58he's a fucking god once he becomes a mortal he's gonna start killing like one and we are talking
00:31:03millions of people now you're telling me you're honestly happy to risk all of that for a life
00:31:10on the run with your girl knowing that you could have stopped it
00:31:17you can live with that can you
00:31:21what if it was becca
00:31:25you just let her die
00:31:32i did let her die
00:31:34look
00:31:36i know that homelander comes first
00:31:39i really do
00:31:40all i'm asking
00:31:42is that we try
00:31:45annie and kimiko deserve that much
00:31:50oi terror no
00:31:53oi get out of there
00:31:54oh bloody hell is that chocolate
00:31:56isn't chocolate bad for dogs
00:31:58for a dog the soda's fucking lethal
00:31:59oi pressure your cunt
00:32:01get me some hydrogen peroxide would you
00:32:03okay we have some in the first day
00:32:04give me one second
00:32:05what happened
00:32:06you poisoned me fucking dog
00:32:08oh no no no no no no no no all you need is charcoal
00:32:12we should call a vet
00:32:12they're gonna tell you you need charcoal
00:32:14guys we got this just give me some room
00:32:15i'll hold his mouth open you pour right on the count of three
00:32:18one two three
00:32:20Sorry, buddy
00:32:29Oh, that's a good boy. All right, you're gonna be all right boy
00:32:35Fucking hell
00:32:41Hey
00:32:44Turkey well first you gotta fuck me
00:32:50Turkey
00:32:56Oy
00:32:58There he is, eh?
00:33:01Oy, hey, were you having a dream, were you? Was it a goodie?
00:33:08How's he doing?
00:33:09Yeah, he's all right
00:33:12Thank you for, uh...
00:33:14Yeah, it's all good
00:33:26Oy
00:33:28Oy
00:33:50What about you?
00:33:54Oy, but as soon as Frenchy's got that shite sorted, we're using it, all right?
00:33:58Ready or not?
00:34:12What you looking at?
00:34:16Nothing
00:34:21And as for you, don't you ever fucking do that to me again, all right?
00:34:26Good boy
00:34:28Now, I caught blondie trying to give you wet plus the boil wash
00:34:33But I know how you love the crunchy bits
00:34:36Yes, I do, I know how you love those crunchy bits
00:34:39Yeah
00:34:51You do realize this kind of sudden religious upheaval is likely to generate widespread civil unrest?
00:34:58Local law can handle the suburbs, but we could use extra hands in major metros
00:35:02All right, well, recall all the soups stationed overseas
00:35:05American heroes should be protecting America
00:35:07Not who gives a fuck a stand
00:35:10Great idea
00:35:22Where to?
00:35:23Crime analytics
00:35:29That was thrilling, wasn't it?
00:35:34What a bright future we have ahead of us
00:35:37It was a real Gucci-oni piss party
00:35:40Imagine how much more exciting it'll be when Homelander becomes immortal
00:35:45Who?
00:35:47Have you found Livy Ward?
00:35:51No
00:35:53Homelander hasn't gotten anything out of Stan Edgar
00:35:56No, but I haven't had a crack at him yet
00:36:09Jesus, give me a little personal space, will you, Garth?
00:36:1424-7 agents must be hard for someone so into scat play
00:36:17You realize I do actually work?
00:36:19I was this close to convincing the FCC to pull every broadcast license but VNN
00:36:24Homelander feels this is more important
00:36:28What now?
00:36:29The President and I stand by this decision
00:36:31We need our American soups here in America
00:36:35Well, isn't it kinda sorta your fault for being invaded?
00:36:38You might as well have been wearing a short skirt
00:36:40Man, those Ukrainians sure have a fucking mouth on them
00:36:44Remember
00:36:45You're doing the Lord's work
00:36:47Words out
00:36:47VOD stock is tanking
00:36:49The international markets are in free fall
00:36:51And you're not the least bit concerned
00:36:53It's not about what I think
00:36:55It's what the man wants
00:36:58It's always what the man wants
00:37:05You want a drink?
00:37:07So we're at the climate change summit in Reykjavik
00:37:09When the Swiss Chancellor says we should all race our Gulf Streams
00:37:13The amount of CO2 we splooched out
00:37:15The air was chewy the next day
00:37:17Lolz
00:37:22Come on
00:37:23What do you want from me, Sage?
00:37:25What makes you think I want anything from you?
00:37:26You haven't called me the poster child for late-term abortion once today
00:37:29Truth be told, you're not the one I want
00:37:33I know you know what Homelander's doing
00:37:35He's going after the V1
00:37:37Wait, what?
00:37:38And if he gets any
00:37:40He lives forever
00:37:41What is V1?
00:37:42And what do you mean Homelander lives forever?
00:37:45I've done what I can to make sure he doesn't find any
00:37:47How do you know about this and I don't?
00:37:50Have you two been talking without me?
00:37:53Homelander is an open baby book, but Soldier Boy is tricky
00:37:56I need you to read his mind, what he knows, where they're headed next
00:37:59And most importantly, if Soldier Boy is warming up to his sadistic rugrat
00:38:05Okay, I'm in
00:38:06The fuck you are?
00:38:08We are not conspiring against Homelander
00:38:10Hey, don't forget the Aung San Suu Kyi quote Tramp stamped on our ass
00:38:14The only real prison is fear
00:38:16No, the only real prison is prison
00:38:18Ashley, what do you think happens to you if I die?
00:38:22I'm not about to risk my neck because I let an overgrown boil do my thinking for me
00:38:27Okay, fine, just stay
00:38:28Why? So you can play more mind games?
00:38:31You gave me your answer, I heard you
00:38:33Now, don't make me drink alone
00:38:39I'm starving
00:38:40Are you starving?
00:38:41I'd kill for a chalupa right now
00:38:43I'd kill for a big juicy dick
00:38:45Oh, we should call Gavin, his girth was amazing
00:38:48And oh man, the amount of spunk he shot back here, we looked like Pepe Le Pew
00:38:51We are not booty calling my high school boyfriend
00:38:54But he was so sweet, and mom loved him, remember?
00:38:56Yeah, well mom's dead, so she doesn't get a say
00:38:58And neither do you
00:38:59What happened to her?
00:39:01Cancer
00:39:03My grandmother too
00:39:04What was she like?
00:39:06Your mother
00:39:08Tiny
00:39:10Terrifying
00:39:12This one bitch Harper Hewitt used to make fun of my nose
00:39:14So my mom tells Mr. Hewitt that Mrs. Hewitt has been railing the UPS guy
00:39:20Which she was
00:39:21That was mom, bringing a nuke to a knife fight
00:39:27So they moved
00:39:29And the rest of kindergarten was no sweat
00:39:32My folks shot me out with V
00:39:34Thinking I'd be a meal ticket
00:39:36And then my power turned out to be smarts
00:39:39Which is the worst fucking one
00:39:40Try knowing what everyone really thinks of you all day
00:39:43Ooh, trust me
00:39:44The thing people hate more than just about anything
00:39:47Is feeling stupid
00:39:49So when a three-year-old corrects your grammar
00:39:52Or, oh, tells them their life dream yogurt shop is doomed to fail
00:39:57They start to hate you too
00:39:59At least my parents did
00:40:00Until they dumped me at my grandmas
00:40:02But, Grandma
00:40:03She was the only one who ever thought it was a gift
00:40:08I would quote Othello to her, word for word
00:40:11And, and
00:40:13She'd clap
00:40:14And laugh her big laugh
00:40:19I'm still so pissed, she is gone
00:40:23I used to wanna be like my mom
00:40:27Strong
00:40:28Pushy as fuck
00:40:29Didn't take shit from anyone
00:40:31You still can
00:40:34If you help me
00:40:38Fuck you
00:40:39You knew about my mom the whole time
00:40:41You drew it out of me just to soften me up
00:40:44Did it work?
00:40:44No
00:40:45This is my fucking problem with you
00:40:47I know you've been working some big plan all year
00:40:49How am I supposed to trust you if I'm just a pawn in your fucked up chess game?
00:40:53Alright
00:40:55If I tell you, will you help me?
00:40:58I would heavily consider it
00:41:00Helping Homelander take control of the country is phase one
00:41:04It was only ever the beginning
00:41:05Phase two is the end
00:41:07The end of what?
00:41:08The world
00:41:10After this soup killing virus is released
00:41:12Wait, you want it released?
00:41:14Oh, you bet I do
00:41:16After soups you realize humans are behind it
00:41:19All hell will break loose
00:41:22Soups butchering humans
00:41:23Virus butchering soups
00:41:25Fucking world war soup
00:41:26I don't believe you
00:41:27Swear on my grandma's soul
00:41:29Why would you possibly want that?
00:41:32Because I'll be watching
00:41:33From my cozy bunker outside Colorado Springs
00:41:36And when it's all over
00:41:38I can read all day everyday
00:41:41No one bothering me
00:41:44Nothing
00:41:45But peace and quiet forever
00:41:49Which is why Homelander can't survive
00:41:52That needy asshole would never give me a moment's rest
00:41:55And defeat the whole purpose
00:41:57Don't worry
00:41:59You're invited to my bunker
00:42:01You too, Ashley
00:42:06Fuck
00:42:10Would you like some knee pads?
00:42:12Sorry, what?
00:42:13You're looking at me like you want to suck my hog
00:42:18So I'm asking you if you would like some knee pads
00:42:21Go easy on the little guy
00:42:22You brought me Stan Edgar
00:42:24Thank you, sir
00:42:25You may leave
00:42:37What crawled up your shithole?
00:42:39No idea what you mean
00:42:40When you're pissy
00:42:43You tend to make everybody else's lives pissy too
00:42:47Stan Edgar?
00:42:48Still stonewalling you?
00:42:49I've talked to him three times now
00:42:51Says he has no idea where the V1 is
00:42:53Heart rate
00:42:54Steady as a rock
00:42:55I'm starting to believe him
00:42:56That slippery fuck
00:42:58Used to fetch my cocaine
00:43:02You know what?
00:43:04I have an idea
00:43:07Why don't I take a crack at him?
00:43:12What, you don't trust me?
00:43:13Well, you did lock me in a room with nuclear material and tried to stop me getting the V1
00:43:20So, I'm sure you can understand my hesitance
00:43:24You could have killed me at Fort Harmony, but you didn't
00:43:27Maybe I feel like I owe you
00:43:29Or maybe you're lying
00:43:31Maybe
00:43:37Give me an hour
00:43:38Give me an hour
00:43:39I'll meet you at Edgar cell
00:43:50My, my
00:43:52Now the mighty have fucked themselves square in the ass
00:43:57Don't shit where ye'd stand
00:43:58So you've called in reinforcements?
00:44:00I wanted to see the prick that sold me out to the Reds
00:44:03It wasn't personal
00:44:04It was a business decision
00:44:05We had your replacement model on the way
00:44:08Even as a toddler
00:44:09Homelander showed more promise than you ever did
00:44:14Not that it amounted to much
00:44:16When have you ever done anything
00:44:20Remotely interesting or original?
00:44:22My power
00:44:24Is absolute, Stan
00:44:26At heights no one's even dreamed of
00:44:29I'd call that pretty fucking original
00:44:32Nothing that the lowest speck of this pointless species couldn't have thought of
00:44:36Were they to be granted your level of power?
00:44:40Why am I still alive?
00:44:44Because you're useful, Stan
00:44:46But I always wanted a pet
00:44:49Perhaps
00:44:49Or is it because you are so desperate for daddy figures
00:44:53That you can't even bring yourself to kill the ones who hate you?
00:44:57At least that's something he and I have in common
00:45:01Do you wanna die, Stan?
00:45:09Jesus
00:45:10You'd get pregnant with all the eye fucking
00:45:14Tempe, Arizona
00:45:15Is that supposed to mean something?
00:45:17Well, I had the eggheads and crime analytics
00:45:19Track down your granddaughter
00:45:22Zoe
00:45:23And her dad
00:45:25They're in Tempe, Arizona
00:45:29So
00:45:31Where is the V1?
00:45:35As I told you
00:45:37I genuinely don't know
00:45:44But
00:45:47I may know someone who does
00:45:48You should go and see Mr. Marathon in L.A.
00:45:52He's always had an intense interest in Vaught's history
00:45:57It should be a delightful reunion
00:46:04Hooray for Hollywood
00:46:06Hooray for Hollywood
00:46:07That screwy ballyhoo-y Hollywood
00:46:09Go out and try your luck
00:46:11You might be Donald Duck
00:46:14Hooray for Hollywood
00:46:15Homelander, it's really good to see you
00:46:18Why? But what brings you by?
00:46:20Relax, we're just here to talk
00:46:22Yeah, great, awesome, soldier boy
00:46:24Wow, big fan, sir
00:46:25I actually, uh, popped my cherry in your underoos
00:46:28Nice
00:46:30So you were part of the seven?
00:46:31I was, I was
00:46:32You know, until this one replaced me with A-train
00:46:34Check it out, come on
00:46:37Well, you're only the world's fastest man
00:46:39As long as you're the world's fastest man, champ
00:46:41And you got slow
00:46:42It was one race
00:46:43You never gave me the chance to win it back, boss
00:46:49Hey, check this one out
00:46:52Gross 35 mil
00:46:53On a 200 million dollar budget
00:46:55These aren't even VOD films
00:46:56What's the difference?
00:46:57These were made where washed up soups go to die
00:47:00Sony Pictures, TV
00:47:02It's a legit studio
00:47:03And I save half on their TVs
00:47:05And maybe we're not part of the official VCU
00:47:08And maybe we can't mention VOD
00:47:09Or, you know, any licensed VOD hero
00:47:12But, hey, still making magic
00:47:15That, and I, uh, I sling a little bit
00:47:17On the side, low pills, Rosemak
00:47:19Whatever you need, fastest dealer in town
00:47:21Alright, come on, the gang will be psyched to meet you
00:47:28Did you guys hear?
00:47:29They rounded up Aziz, Macaulay, Joaquin, Kiefer, Merrill
00:47:33I also heard they got Benedict
00:47:35Wong or Cumberbatch?
00:47:36Both!
00:47:37I know, dude, what the fuck, Mel Chemical?
00:47:39Get your boys in check, huh?
00:47:40Just cause I'm a soup doesn't mean I truck in that fascist shit
00:47:42We need to do something
00:47:44Counterpoint, why?
00:47:45Cause we're storytellers, dude
00:47:47Our superpower is we inspire hearts and minds
00:47:50Look at the characters we create
00:47:51Luke Skywalker, Katniss, Condi
00:47:53Oh, bitch, please
00:47:54Come on, like Mark Hamill, J-Law and Sir Ben Kingsley
00:47:58Do anything but collect their fucking residuals
00:48:00They're very engaged
00:48:01Look, here's what we do
00:48:02We all post about this simultaneously on Instagram
00:48:06Yes
00:48:07Black squares on the main feed
00:48:09Black Lives Matter did black squares
00:48:10Fuck, you're right
00:48:11We do blue squares on the grid
00:48:13Cause blue lives matter
00:48:14I wouldn't post that
00:48:15Is there any color that hasn't been taken by some fucking group?
00:48:19What about white?
00:48:20Look around
00:48:20Oh, ooh, ooh
00:48:22I'll get Lena Dunham to write an editorial for The Atlantic
00:48:25Oh, yeah, she's a great writer
00:48:27She's a great writer
00:48:28She's very persuasive
00:48:29Whatever fuck stinks
00:48:30Look, best day of my life was when they executed Hater
00:48:34More offer only's for the forte
00:48:36Hey, do we think Michael Cera's a starlighter?
00:48:38Cause we're up for the same part right now
00:48:39And it'd be pretty good if you got Vanish
00:48:41We've been friends with him for 20 years, Chris
00:48:43Yeah, but I really need this part, man
00:48:45Oh, no, oh, no
00:48:47What's up?
00:48:48Homelander!
00:48:49Soldier Boy, wow
00:48:50I'm Will, remember me?
00:48:52I'm the one who turned in Channing Tatum
00:48:57Seth Rogen
00:48:58We actually met once before with Black Noir
00:49:00The premiere for Silent Vengeance 3, Vengeance Reloaded
00:49:05Big fan, I'm actually testifying in front of Congress for you, you know
00:49:08Outing suspected starlighters
00:49:10Spoiler alert
00:49:11Post Malone
00:49:13You need to get the fuck away from me right now
00:49:15You bet, yeah
00:49:17We came here looking for something
00:49:19What do you know about V1?
00:49:23You come to the right place?
00:49:33Here you go
00:49:35Oh, yeah
00:49:38Law yanked that one from the newsstands after Kent State
00:49:42Good times
00:49:44How'd you end up with it?
00:49:45Some old bitch on eBay
00:49:46I paid 20 bucks
00:49:47I mean, it'd go for half a mil at auction
00:49:49Easy
00:49:59Yeah, Dr. Vaught was a titan
00:50:02A visionary
00:50:02He was a pansy
00:50:04He was a pansy
00:50:04With a German accent and sweaty palms
00:50:06He was a complicated guy
00:50:16Do you or do you not have V1?
00:50:21I don't
00:50:22I don't
00:50:23But Bombside does
00:50:24He does
00:50:26That piece of shit's still alive
00:50:28Yeah
00:50:28He was my best customer for a long time
00:50:30What makes you think he has it?
00:50:31One night he was tweaked out of his gourd
00:50:33And he told me he has some and I believe him
00:50:35Where is he?
00:50:36Me and Bombside are so cool
00:50:37Why don't we all just hang out for a sec?
00:50:39And I'll call him
00:50:40He'll fly right over
00:50:49Let's get this up in Bogota where you're taking a pass
00:50:51I mean for the soldier boy
00:50:53Nothing but the best
00:51:00Seth?
00:51:02Oh, no
00:51:03I actually hate weed
00:51:04I just pretend to like it from my brand
00:51:06So I can sell ashtrays to suckers
00:51:11Yo, Homelander
00:51:13You wanna hit this?
00:51:15It is my life goal to smoke you out, homie
00:51:20Don't call me that
00:51:24Homelander
00:51:25It's good to see you again
00:51:30Do I know you?
00:51:31Yeah, we met like six times
00:51:33Malchemical
00:51:34Make deadly gases
00:51:35Did that whole campaign with Gas-X
00:51:38You...
00:51:42That's embarrassing
00:51:44Homelander is still as weird as he was when I was there
00:51:47Well, I wasn't there back then, but...
00:51:49Yes
00:51:50Let's get this one
00:51:50One time at Ledoux
00:51:52Misha Barton wanted to suck him off, right?
00:51:54He spent two hours talking to her about Nietzsche
00:51:56Then left when she stepped on his cape
00:51:58Oh, that fucking cape
00:52:00Like a baby with a blanket
00:52:02Pretty sure he jerks off into it
00:52:03Probably why it's so stiff
00:52:05Say that again
00:52:10Oh, can't you take a fucking joke?
00:52:15Say it again
00:52:18I thought as much
00:52:19If Bonsai's not coming, I'm leaving
00:52:21No, he's on his way
00:52:22Be here any minute, I swear
00:52:27Nah, I'm done
00:52:31Oh shit
00:52:32By the way
00:52:32Hey
00:52:34I heard you all
00:52:35And I want you all to know
00:52:37That very soon, gentlemen
00:52:38You are going to pay
00:52:39For your sick posts
00:52:41And your hateful memes
00:52:43Especially the memes
00:52:48No, no, no, no
00:52:49It was Camille and Seth's idea
00:52:51What?
00:52:51I was against you
00:52:52Fuck you, Forte
00:52:52It was fucking his idea, man
00:52:54If he is just sucking your dick
00:52:55So you can help his shitty fucking career
00:52:57Take them, okay?
00:52:58Shit, I'll take them out for you right now
00:52:59Oh, really? Yeah
00:53:00You want to take me, bitch?
00:53:01I'm fucking yoked
00:53:02Shut up, Forte
00:53:03Okay, Forte, you're making this worse
00:53:04Stop!
00:53:06We really should round up Michael Cera
00:53:11Home letter
00:53:12Sorry, quick question
00:53:13What?
00:53:15Oh, for fuck's sake
00:53:23Who's memorable now?
00:53:24What the fuck?
00:53:25Easy, easy, easy
00:53:26Can we fuck off, please?
00:53:27Sure, MacGruber
00:53:28Everything is cool
00:53:29Hey, man
00:53:29We don't have a problem with you, honest
00:53:31But, but, but
00:53:31Fuck this fucking guy
00:53:33You know, he fucked my life
00:53:35If you help us get rid of him
00:53:36Then we all win
00:53:37And you
00:53:38You can have the seven
00:53:39And I don't even, like
00:53:41Really care if you bring me back
00:53:42Or whatever
00:53:42I don't need to kill him to get the seven
00:53:44No, yeah, of course not
00:53:45But what about all that creepy shit
00:53:46He's doing with that church?
00:53:47I mean, they're rounding up everybody cool
00:53:49All the hookers
00:53:50The drug dealers
00:53:51They want to ban porn
00:53:52I mean, they want to ban fucking abortions
00:53:54Yeah
00:53:55Okay, well, banning abortion
00:53:56Would be a big problem for me personally
00:53:58Exactly, for all of us
00:54:00So, so, if we kill him
00:54:01We can stop worrying about being cops
00:54:03Or, or, or gods
00:54:04Or, or asexual weirdos
00:54:06You know, we can go back to fucking
00:54:07And, and being fucking awesome
00:54:09Look, we know you've got that fucked up chest blast thing
00:54:13I mean, I was at Herogasm
00:54:14I saw it
00:54:15Just finish him
00:54:15Now, take away his powers
00:54:17So we can curb stomp him
00:54:18While we have the chance
00:54:27He is a fucking asexual weirdo
00:54:29Yeah, yeah
00:54:31But as much as it pains me to say this
00:54:34He's my fucking asexual weirdo
00:54:41Nobody fucks my son but me
00:54:43What?
00:54:44That came out wrong
00:54:58Fuck
00:55:08Dammit, Trejo needs to stick to acting
00:55:10That type of was fucked my shit up
00:55:13Soldier boy
00:55:17911, what's your emergency?
00:55:19Yeah, please send police right now
00:55:20We're gonna
00:55:20What is the address?
00:55:21I don't know the address
00:55:22Do you know the address?
00:55:23I don't know the address
00:55:24Oh fuck, fuck
00:55:25Don't kill me, please don't kill me
00:55:26Shut up, shut up
00:55:27I'm not gonna kill you
00:55:28I'm gonna get you outta here
00:55:29But you need to do exactly as I say
00:55:38Go, go
00:55:43Fuck
00:55:44Fuck
00:55:53Fuck
00:55:55No!
00:55:56No!
00:56:03What'd you do to me, man?
00:56:05Shit!
00:56:07Fuck!
00:56:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:56:09Is it bad?
00:56:11Well, uh...
00:56:12I didn't mean to
00:56:13You...
00:56:13I don't wanna die, man
00:56:15It's gonna be okay
00:56:16I...
00:56:17I'll remember you
00:56:18Every time
00:56:19I watch
00:56:20An American Pickle
00:56:21What?
00:56:22I just...
00:56:25Oh...
00:57:05Does Bombsite really have it?
00:57:07Fuck you!
00:57:08I'm gonna rip your balls off and stuff them down your throat.
00:57:11That'd be like trying to shove two grapefruits through a garden hose.
00:57:15Does Bombsite have the V1s?
00:57:19Oh, God! Yes, yes, okay, yes, that part was true, I swear to fucking God, man, he's got it.
00:57:25Where is he?
00:57:26I don't know.
00:57:26Where the fuck is he?
00:57:27I don't know, I haven't talked to him in like five years, I swear, man.
00:57:29I swear to God, please.
00:57:44What happened?
00:57:46I took care of it.
00:57:50Why?
00:57:52Because fuck them.
00:57:55That's why.
00:57:57I don't think this micro prick was lying.
00:58:00Bombsite has the V1.
00:58:01You just gotta find him.
00:58:04Also, um...
00:58:08I've been fucking Firecracker.
00:58:12But...
00:58:12Out of respect for you, that's, uh...
00:58:15That's done.
00:58:18Plus, her pillow talk was getting to be a real drag.
00:58:24Pillow talk?
00:58:25Yeah.
00:58:29Yeah.
00:58:36Yeah.
00:58:41Yeah.
00:58:51Mhm.
00:58:52I'm sorry.
00:58:53Yeah.
00:58:53Yeah.
00:58:53Yeah.
00:58:56Lone Lander.
00:59:00How was LA?
00:59:03Did you catch Annette's truth bomb?
00:59:06I did indeed.
00:59:07And it was a real barn burner.
00:59:10Well done.
00:59:10Thank you, sir.
00:59:12That means the world.
00:59:14How's sex with my father?
00:59:19Is he good at it?
00:59:21Are you thinking about me?
00:59:24When you're making love to him?
00:59:28I never meant to cross a line or offend you.
00:59:32No, no, no, no.
00:59:32Don't fret, little one.
00:59:34I don't care about the sex.
00:59:36Really.
00:59:38But I do care about your little chats after sex.
00:59:41Sir, whatever soldier boy told you, I can assure you that I...
00:59:44You mean your inner turmoil when it comes to me and...
00:59:52Jesus.
00:59:53Are you thinking of Jesus when you're praising me?
00:59:56No, you are my one and only savior.
01:00:00You say that, but your jagged little heart is whirring like a hummingbird.
01:00:09You're supposed to worship me.
01:00:12Love me.
01:00:13And me alone.
01:00:15I do.
01:00:16I believed in you.
01:00:18Turns out...
01:00:20You don't believe in me.
01:00:25I need you to collect your things and leave.
01:00:32But I do believe in you.
01:00:34I love you.
01:00:36I am the only one here who ever has.
01:00:39I gave you everything.
01:00:41I gave you my soul.
01:00:43And everybody else here, they're just...
01:00:45They're just scared of you.
01:00:47Or they want something from you.
01:00:49But I have always loved you for you.
01:00:54Just the strongest...
01:00:58Smartest...
01:00:58Best man on earth.
01:01:01Man.
01:01:02No, no, no, no, no.
01:01:03God, no.
01:01:04No, but the...
01:01:05God.
01:01:07My Lord.
01:01:08That look you used to get when you'd suckle me.
01:01:12I felt like Mother Mary herself.
01:01:15I felt blessed to nourish someone as important as you.
01:01:26But nothing I ever did was good enough, was it?
01:01:29You cast me out into the cold.
01:01:32Which was so much worse than never feeling your warmth in the first place.
01:01:37So all I have been trying to do is to get you to see me the way that you used
01:01:42to.
01:01:44Hell, the only reason I was with Soldier Boy was because your reflected light
01:01:50is better than no light at all.
01:01:53Please, sir.
01:01:56I love you.
01:01:58We all need love, don't we?
01:02:03Even God.
01:02:06We all need love, don't we?
01:02:47Hooray for Hollywood
01:02:48That screwy ballyhoo-y Hollywood
01:02:52Where any office for your young mechanic
01:02:55Can be a panic
01:02:57With just a good-looking patent
01:02:59And any barmaid
01:03:02Can be a starmaid
01:03:04If she dances with or without a fan
01:03:06Hooray for Hollywood
01:03:08Where you're terrific if you're even good
01:03:11Where anyone at all from Shirley Temple
01:03:15To Amy Semple is equally understood
01:03:19Go out and try your luck
01:03:21You might be Donald Duck
01:03:23Hooray for Hollywood
01:03:25You might be the one that I love you
01:03:28Because the
01:03:28The
01:03:28The
01:04:03Hooray for Hollywood, that phony super coney Hollywood.
01:04:08They come from Chillicotties and Paducas with their bazookas to get their names up in lights.
01:04:16All armed with photos from local rotos with their hair and ribbon and legs and tights.
01:04:22Hooray for Hollywood, you may be homely in your neighborhood.
01:04:27But if you think that you can be an actor, see Mr. Factor, he'll make a monkey look good.
01:04:34Within a half an hour, you'll look like Tyrone Bauer.
01:04:39Hooray for Hollywood.
01:04:46Hooray for Hollywood.
01:04:49Hooray for Hollywood.
01:04:52Hooray for Hollywood.
01:04:59Hooray for Hollywood.
01:05:01Hooray for Hollywood.
01:05:14Hot Rutgers and Hollywood.
01:05:17you
01:05:54you
01:06:24you
01:06:54you
01:07:24you
01:07:54you
01:08:24you
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