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FUBAR - Season 2 - Episode 05: Trippin’ the Abyss
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00:16You
00:16You're shooting at three billion dollars somebody's piloting that thing from mission control
00:24Move your asses take them down
00:27Hey, Luke Emma, there's a squad of space mates headed our way very armed and very angry
00:33Hang on Barry your ride is about to get a lot smoother leaving the atmosphere in a matter of seconds
00:51Oh sweet here comes the big guy
01:16Oh
01:17God everything called a lot, buddy
01:24I
01:25Think I'm out of the atmosphere so you're all right
01:34I'm better than all right
01:37I'm
01:38I'm home of the fluffing solo
02:02I
02:03I
02:08Know
02:10What if this all goes sideways and they think we sent a satellite into the power plant?
02:14Oh, maybe it was a bad idea
02:16I can't believe that Greta might outsmart us again
02:19Okay, mute your comms
02:23What's the privacy all about?
02:24You do want to stop Greta right?
02:26That's a ridiculous question
02:27What's ridiculous is you breaking up with mom at the same time that you're trying to assure me that that
02:31Greta is good at heart and you can
02:33Be talking about how brilliant she is
02:34Don't you realize someone that brilliant could be manipulating you without you knowing it?
02:38The only one that I think is getting manipulated here is you
02:41Because I'm not dating Greta
02:43Okay, I went on a date with chips to find you didn't mean anything
02:47Does chips know that?
02:49I've listened to the lie detector test and I saw your plush
02:52You're insane
02:53Look, I know that chips
02:55Is handsome and he has his accent
02:57And that's a very very good combination to have
03:00Believe me, I know it firsthand
03:02Greta has an accent
03:03Is that enough to do it for you?
03:05Let me guess
03:05Did chips open up on your date so there's a better understanding?
03:09Because both of you kind of grew up with a very famous spy father?
03:12Because that's what I would have done
03:14Look sweetheart
03:15All I'm trying to do is just be helpful
03:17No sweetheart, I'm trying to help you
03:21Surrender or we will not hesitate to use deadly force
03:24Barry, G.I. Joe is getting pissed
03:26Where are we with the satellite?
03:27I'm within Bluetooth distance but the satellite isn't linking
03:33Oh man
03:33Looks like a bullet penetrated the external hardware on takeoff
03:36What do we do now?
03:37We need to pivot to plan B
03:39If you can't connect with the satellite digitally
03:41You'll have to connect with it physically
03:42What?
03:43There's no way you're going to bump me into the satellite
03:44Like I'm some kind of spaceship shuffleboard
03:46It'll be more like bumper cars
03:48Not better
03:48Strap in dude
03:49I need to do some recalculations
03:51Here
03:51Mr. Sulu you have the con
03:54Oh my
03:55I don't like plan B
03:56Who does plan C?
03:58Barry, you have nothing to worry about my friend
03:59You're in the hands of the king of Rudy's Pizza
04:02Brace yourself
04:11Nothing happened
04:12Well this is broken
04:13I thought you had this Pizza King
04:14No, the drone won't respond
04:16It must have anti-collision software to stop it from smashing the space junk
04:20We need a manual override
04:22Barry's going to have to pilot that thing
04:23Okay, Bear
04:24I got good news for you, pal
04:25You are about to live your wettest of dreams
04:27And fly a spaceship
04:29What's the bad news?
04:30There is no bad news
04:32Can you just hang on while we pull up the schematics?
04:36There is an assload of bad news
04:38First of all, that drone wasn't supposed to go anywhere today
04:41We sent him up there with barely enough fuel to get back home
04:43If he misses the satellite
04:45Not only will it level the power plant in a fiery nuclear crapgasm
04:50Barry will shoot past it out into space
04:53By the time he tries to pull a U-turn, his gas tank will be on E
04:56He'll drift off into the galaxy until he's frozen and useless forever
05:00Just like my Aunt Karen's eggs
05:02I can't hear you
05:04I always forget to hit mute
05:05Uncle Barry, your heart
05:07You have to stay calm, please
05:09Okay, I'm gonna call Dr. Pfeffer
05:12Oh, 7th floor
05:13Did someone get in touch with Dr. P for Barry?
05:16I got to take this
05:16Yeah, what's going on?
05:18Look, it's Farkas
05:19Farkas, you son of a bitch
05:20Hiding out on the 7th floor so I take your phone call?
05:23I wouldn't have to do this if you didn't block me
05:25I just finished the asset, Eve Alatina
05:27There are numerous transfers going into her account
05:30That may have originated in Moscow
05:32Look, I don't have time for your paranoia right now
05:35I'm in the goddamn tank
05:37Oh, come on
05:44Okay, Barry, are your eyes closed?
05:46Eyes are closed
05:48Breathing in
05:50Breathing out
05:51For the last time, because I don't know if you heard that
05:54But I'm gonna die in space
05:56No, Barry, stay with me
05:58Stay positive
05:59I really don't think that these breathing exercises are cutting it for our patient, Doc
06:03Thank you for your insight
06:04And it's not our patient
06:07Get your shit together, mate
06:09From the last time, the mic is not on
06:12Let me do my work
06:13Barry, I want you to do a simple distraction technique
06:16Can you recite the alphabet backwards?
06:19Barry?
06:21Barry?
06:21Talk to me, Barry
06:23I'm so tired
06:24What the hell is going on with Barry?
06:26Look, you know how in life or death situations there's flight or fight?
06:29Well, there's actually a third after
06:31Fucked
06:31No! Freeze!
06:33Rocket launcher's almost assembled
06:36Dad?
06:36Look, Barry looks up to you
06:38Perhaps you can talk to him
06:39I would love to
06:40But right now I have an anti-tank rocket
06:42Ain't it us?
06:46Please tell me this tank has a missile jammer
06:48Look, this tank is 40 years old
06:49Everybody just gets used for parades
06:51Did he just say anti-tank rocket?
06:54Is that what he just...
06:54Because I have experience with that?
06:58Come on, I can't just sit here and allow the love of my life to just blow up
07:03Luke, Emma, you're on open mic with chips
07:05He claims he can help
07:07And while he's doing that, I will get somebody that can help Barry
07:11Emma, darling, can you hear me?
07:14Uh...
07:14Yes?
07:15I need for you to find the tank's shortwave radio
07:18You wanna stop a rocket with a radio?
07:19I may have dabbled in the theft and the black market resale of a few anti-tank missiles in my
07:25time
07:25You see, they share a common flaw in their radio guidance systems
07:29And if you disrupt the signal, you will divert the missile
07:32If you die, then I die as well
07:35My love
07:35Oh, for fuck's sake
07:37Okay
07:38No, no, no, wait a minute
07:39How do we know he doesn't want to get us killed and eat that rocket?
07:43You heard the guy
07:44He's in love with me
07:48Twinkle, twinkle, little star
07:51How I wandered out so far
07:59Barry?
08:02Tina?
08:03Yep, just the woman who loves you saying hello
08:07Dr. Pfeffer told me you could use a pick-me-up
08:08No, I could use a put-me-down
08:10Like put me back down on Earth
08:14Wish I could've just seen you just one last time
08:16We're going to see each other again because you can do this
08:19We can do this together
08:21Okay, co-pilot
08:22Then you better get his head in the game
08:23Because I just shut down the anti-collision protection
08:26And I'm sending the coordinates to the drone now
08:28If Barry can keep that ship on the flight path
08:30He'll knock that satellite right off course
08:32You hear that, Barry?
08:33I need you to be the hero that I know you are
08:36I'm with you
08:37I'm right in there with you
08:45I got this
08:51Found it
08:52Dial all the way down to zero and bottom out
08:56Then go anti-clockwise but slowly
08:59Between 1321 and 1322 kilohertz
09:02On it
09:03Good, now talk me through it
09:04We're at 1,000
09:051,200
09:071,300
09:07Just a little more but careful
09:10I got it
09:11Plug it into the PA system
09:12Do it fast
09:13PA's a go
09:14Turn it up, full blast
09:15This is for my car, you son of a bitch
09:23God damn, that's my office
09:26Reload
09:28Yeah, reloading
09:28Okay, do everything exactly the same
09:31Wait
09:32I can't
09:33Oh god, the radio's too old
09:35It's right
09:37We're sitting ducks
09:38We're sitting ducks
09:38They're lining up their shots
09:39Run
09:42No, no, no
09:42Don't fire
09:45Now the PA system is fried too
09:47Hey
09:50I love you, dad
09:51I love you, Shudson
09:52I love you, Shudson
10:01Oh, this is your god damn lucky day
10:04We just got word that a moving satellite pinged our monitor
10:07Collision projections show it hit in the Litchfield Energy Center in Massachusetts
10:16I told you
10:18I told you
10:19According to Ru's math, you should be really close
10:21We're T minus two minutes to engaging thrusters
10:23You can do this, Uncle B
10:25Evacuation of the power plant is in progress
10:30What? In case he shits the bed
10:32You suck
10:33You really do suck
10:36Let's go, let's go
10:37Keep moving out
10:38Get away from the satellite
10:39Let's go
10:48Oh boy
10:49I got eyes on a satellite
10:50Great, remember you just want to tap it and send it off course
10:54You got this, Barry
10:55Numbers in the pudding
10:56Barry's on the blitz
10:58Okay, the satellite's about to enter the atmosphere
11:00You want an approach angle of 37 degrees at 2 meters per second
11:05No, Barry, you need to make contact at 2.2 meters per second
11:08Are you shitting me, Tina?
11:10Barry, I have done the calculations
11:12It's simple Newtonian physics
11:13If you hit this thing too hard, it doesn't just get nudged off course
11:18It breaks up into a million pieces and nuclear fallout rains all over the Midwest
11:22And some of the pieces stay on their current trajectory and still hit the power plant
11:26But if you hit it at exactly 2.2 meters per second, everything will be fine
11:30You've got to trust me, Barry
11:32If you don't hit it hard enough, the satellite won't be knocked off course
11:35If he hits it too hard, he'll die
11:37I wouldn't let that happen, Barry
11:40I'm going with Tina
11:41I'm turning off my targeting computer
11:43And using the force
11:44Barry, I am going to force my foot up your ass
11:55Barry, no!
11:56Impact in 3...2...1...
12:05He pushed the satellite off course
12:07What about Barry? What about his plane?
12:09Barry? Are you there, buddy?
12:11Barry, please answer me
12:18Major, put the ground control
12:19Oh my God
12:22Oh my God
12:25All right
12:26Give me some, right here
12:29You're a bummer
12:31Engaging autopilot now
12:33Okay, you got an opening your own, buddy
12:34How does it feel to be a hero, Alibi?
12:37It just feels good to be in one piece
12:43You okay, Rubu?
12:44I just can't shake that my math was wrong
12:47It's never wrong
12:50And how did Tina know it was off?
13:01There was some really good work today
13:03Me too
13:05No, you don't have to smoke this just to impress me
13:08You can toss it if you want
13:11Thank you, I mean, it's like f-frenching an ashtray
13:16And sorry about our argument
13:18I think it's good that you challenged me whenever you think it's necessary
13:21I mean, I don't have to agree
13:23Right?
13:25Today's mission in your file
13:26That's good Unit 9 stuff
13:30Thank you
13:31You really want that, huh?
13:34Yeah
13:35Yeah, I do
13:44Falkus again
13:46Now what do you want, Falkus?
13:47You're a pain in the ass
13:50It's real
13:56Woo!
13:57Oh, Mary!
13:58You say today
13:59Gonna get a high school name after you go, Mary
14:02You say today
14:04Gonna...
14:05Uh-oh
14:06We just lost the power plant
14:07That's impossible
14:08Why knock that satellite to Neptune?
14:10Southern Massachusetts as well as parts of Connecticut and New Hampshire
14:14Are experiencing widespread blackouts today
14:17State officials have assured residents that power will be restored shortly
14:21As nearby plants are in the process of picking up the load
14:24How?
14:25Word leaked when we borrowed the drone
14:27Greta knew we'd do everything in our power to stop the satellite
14:29And that the power plant would be evacuated out of an abundance of caution
14:33So she took advantage, got inside, and planted explosives
14:36But she only got one point of vulnerability
14:38She still needs three
14:39To overload the power and to wipe out the grid
14:42I mean, she makes her move
14:43We will be ready
15:01Ah
15:02Perfect timing
15:04It's taken me ages
15:05But I have just built an exact replica of Buckingham Palace
15:11It's perfect
15:13Okay, I really just came by to...
15:15Warn me not to escape
15:17No need
15:18Deadly thigh cuff is here
15:20And has delivered the message loud and clear
15:22Well, at least you're not handcuffed with a gun pointed at your face
15:25Consider that a thank you
15:27For saving my life
15:29Mm-hmm
15:30And?
15:31And my dad's
15:31It wouldn't be the first time, would it?
15:33If you're keeping track
15:35Which I am, I'm keeping track
15:36Let's see
15:37I saved your dear old dad from Greta
15:40And I kept both of you from blowing to bits in that tank
15:44Didn't I?
15:45You've been helpful at times, I'll give you that
15:46What choice do I have?
15:48It wouldn't be a very romantic date if you're a mist of blood and brain matter
15:52Honestly, it might be an improvement
15:54You know, you may not currently have feelings for me but
15:57I will prove to you, Emma Bruna, that I am a decent man
16:01Yes, I've been confused for a while now
16:04Angry over my father's death
16:06And maybe I have some issues
16:08But come on, who doesn't?
16:11But I never let you get hurt though
16:13Not as long as I can help it
16:14You realize most of today was caused by things you set in motion
16:17You didn't let me finish
16:21Starting... now... I'd never let you get hurt
16:24Okay
16:25No!
16:28Phew
16:29It's full of preservatives, you know
16:31See, I'm saving your life already
16:33You know what? Let Greta do her worst
16:35Truly, America can never have a blackout when there's a smile as bright as this within its borders
16:39My God, you're cheesy
16:41And you know, after all this do-gooding and life-saving
16:43I think I've earned a nice drink with a beautiful woman
16:48I don't know
16:49Come on! The longer we store, the more likely it is that Donnie's gonna finish all the liquor
16:53Okay, I'll grab a couple whiskeys
16:54Yes
16:54For myself
16:55I'll just be here getting drunk off your beauty
16:58Oh! Be careful at the back wall
17:01You're out of range of the remote
17:02I wouldn't want you to explode
17:04You're having a laugh
17:05Am I?
17:06Like a joke
17:07You're...
17:11Hello, Hubscher
17:19You there?
17:21Are you calling the gloat?
17:23Because there's been a long day Greta
17:26Yes, we do have a habit of tiring each other out
17:31Remember Vianna?
17:32Yeah, of course
17:33How can I forget?
17:34That's where you stole my blueprints
17:37And I spent all night making it up to you
17:41You admitted it in Estonia
17:44We were in love
17:46I said that because I was under the influence of a truth serum
17:51Emphasis on the word truth
17:53Let's not lose more decades as you lie to yourself
17:57If you still have feelings for me
17:59Just say so
18:02Just say so
18:02I don't hear a denial
18:06We're a perfect match, Luke
18:10Equals in every way
18:11Our wits
18:14Our skills
18:15Our stamina
18:17I love how we're always out thinking each other
18:22When I heard that you were going to upend my satellite with that drone
18:28I was...
18:28I just was so impressed
18:31How did you know about the satellite's increased mass?
18:35Do the Russians know you're onto them?
18:37I don't know what you're talking about
18:40Hmm, don't be coy
18:41The spy equipment that the Russians put on the satellite added a little bit more weight to it
18:47You had to factor that in to calculate how to knock it off course
18:52I love how you pulled that off
18:57It just got my heart pounding
19:01I had one of my team members do the math
19:03Well, they must be well connected
19:06But I'm not surprised that a Luke-Broner team would perform so well
19:11But now I'm tired
19:15And I'm going to go to bed
19:19Alone
19:21Exactly
19:22Another night, my love
19:35Farkas
19:36I owe you an apology
19:38Try to give me all the information that you can
19:40On Tina Mukherjee and Moscow
19:47So Tina knew about the Russian spyware on the satellite because she's a double agent?
19:52Apparently so
19:52But she's such a magoo
19:54We're running checks on our other 7DSCS satellites to see if they've been tampered with as well
19:58But it'll take a while since our best drone was just recently damaged
20:02Okay, so Tina, what do we know?
20:06Well, we assume she was brought to the NSA probably to monitor how we gather intel
20:10But her transfer to the CIA for the borrow matter was a huge gift to the SVR
20:14Thankfully you found her now and not five years from now
20:16I agree with you
20:18But it was actually Farkas that brought it to my attention
20:22I need to get back to HQ
20:23We're putting together the arrest warrant
20:25Have to coordinate with the FBI
20:26They're heading to her residence shortly
20:32So which one is Franklin and which one is Bash?
20:37Um...
20:37He's my pot
20:39No one knows
20:52We have to tell your uncle
21:00He's gonna kill Barry
21:01Oh, now you're worried about how someone takes a relationship ending?
21:05What are you implying?
21:06You chased your ex-wife around for 15 years and now some fling from the 80s is back and...
21:10What?
21:12Mom's on the pay no mind list?
21:14You know, Barry may be tried for treason and we have to stop the power grid from being destroyed
21:18And I gained eight pounds because of Ru's booby cookies
21:22So I can't really worry about your mother being upset about nonsense
21:26Nonsense?
21:27Is it?
21:28Mom's not the only one who's noticed that you've changed since Greta came along
21:31In a concerning way
21:35You think I'm compromised?
21:38Compromised?
21:38No
21:40Judgment impaired? Maybe
21:41As evidenced by the fact that you're blowing it with mom all over again
21:44The only variable I can think of that's changed is Greta
21:51I say this once and never again
21:53My judgment as the senior office of the CA is not now or ever has been impaired because of Greta
22:00or anyone else
22:01That's it and that's all
22:02Sure, dad
22:09Barry
22:11We need to talk
22:13Uncle Barry
22:16You in there?
22:25This is bad
22:35This is so worth the risk
22:36When I was up in space all I could do was think about seeing you and
22:40Baby, I'll be yours, you'll be mine, you could be mine
22:44Baby, I'll be yours, you'll be mine, you could be mine
22:48Baby, I'll be yours, you'll be mine, you could be mine
22:49Baby, I'll be mine, you could be mine
22:49Wonder Woman and Thor?
22:51Mm-hmm
22:51Are we really about to...
22:54Mix universes?
22:55Oh, we're about to mix everything
22:57Get ready to wheel that mighty hammer
23:01To the eye, hands up
23:03Tina Mukherjee, you're under arrest
23:05What the hell is going on?
23:12Tina?
23:27You broke my...
23:29Uncle's fire!
24:15You hurt Wonder Woman!
24:19She fluffin' deserved it
24:33You're looking at 60 years
24:37Minimum
24:37No, if you cooperate, the government could reduce the time
24:41Or I can reduce the number of teeth in your mouth
24:46Look, the CIA is combing through your office and through your apartment right now as we speak
24:51So the question is, what will we find?
24:54What have we sent to the Russians?
24:57You better answer me
24:58Because very soon you're gonna get a lawyer
25:00That will tell you to stay quiet
25:02And trust me
25:04That is the worst thing he can do
25:06Because then he becomes adversarial
25:08Instead of cooperative
25:10So understand that this
25:12Might be the last time that he will be able to speak to us
25:15Oh, I can make sure of that
25:18I'm sure it's not worth you bruising your hand
25:27You should be ashamed of yourself, of what you did to Barry
25:32You mess with my uncle
25:33I'm gonna fuck you up
25:39Hey man, I'm the one that helped you land that traitorous skank
25:43So this is on me
25:47Once she's locked up
25:48You want me to pull some strings and get her shanked?
25:52Soap in the pillowcases?
25:54I'm gonna have him go full metal jacket on her ass
25:57I'd do that for you
25:58God, come on
25:59Well, listen, I knew you'd be a real bummer
26:02So I decided to get you a comic
26:05Cause you're nerdy
26:06I got that, looks pretty fun
26:08I got a Playboy for you
26:10Cause you're horny
26:11And if you're looking to scratch both of those itches
26:13I found some adult comics
26:15These are pretty good
26:16We got a penthouse mouse
26:18Huh?
26:19Some good reading right there
26:22Space jugs
26:23That's titties in space
26:25They float
26:26We've got a
26:27What else we got in here?
26:28Dr. Cocktopus?
26:30That's a wiener with a lot going on
26:35How you doing, Uncle Barry?
26:38So junior officers and I turned Tina's office upside down
26:41And guess what we found?
26:42The blackberry we picked up in Kolkata
26:44She had it in some stash base
26:46She never gave it to OTS
26:47What a piece of shit, right?
26:49Sorry, Barry
26:49Well, she obviously wanted to hold onto it
26:51Use as a bargaining chip in case she gets caught
26:53Charges are filed against her
26:55Well, too bad for that shitbag
26:56We got to it first
26:57Sorry, Barry
26:58Anyone planning on telling me
26:59This guy was playing Russian nesting dolls
27:01With a Moscow mole?
27:02He was in the dark about Tina
27:03Just like the rest of us
27:04I don't want to hear it
27:05This kind of crap is why HQ is asking me
27:07To take the interim off my title
27:09What?
27:10I put Drew up for regional director
27:12I'm fully aware
27:13But this Tina thing makes you all look very bad
27:15And our bosses have had it up to here with your team's bullshit
27:18They don't want a monkey running the zoo and I don't blame them
27:21That's not fair
27:21I can do this job
27:22The 7th floor isn't so sure
27:24And speaking of jobs
27:25As of now, Officer Putt, you're suspended
27:27That's horse shit
27:28This is not Barry's fault
27:30He was tricked by a shitty temptress
27:32Sorry, Barry
27:33The CIA has questions for you about your relationship with Tina Mukherjee
27:36Legally, you're allowed a lawyer during questioning
27:38Questioning?
27:38But he did nothing wrong
27:40Remains to be seen
27:41I'll waive my right to an attorney
27:43Uncle Barry
27:43I have nothing
27:44I'm going in with him
27:46You a lawyer?
27:47I have a paralegal degree from Gaston Community College
27:49Jealous?
27:50Fine
27:52We start in 20
27:53Oh, before I forget
27:55A cleared video message from your granddaughter
27:58I expect protocol to be followed?
28:00Thanks
28:01I'm not a total asshole
28:05Hi, Mamie
28:06Peepaw, Aunt Sam
28:07And Uncle Barry
28:08It's me
28:09Dad said I could show you my birthday dress
28:11See?
28:12Flowers
28:12I really wish you could come to my birthday party
28:14I'm going to get pizza shoved in my face
28:17I love you
28:18I miss you
28:19I miss you too, baby
28:20It's okay
28:21You're gonna see her again very soon
28:23Yeah
28:23She's cutting so big
28:25What matters is that she's safe, Mom
28:27Yes
28:29What are you doing?
28:30It's protocol
28:31That video was the only contact I've had with my granddaughter in months
28:35We could have at least watched it again
28:37I know we all want to watch it again
28:38But I mean, I promised it to the CIA
28:40Oh, and God forbid the CIA ever comes second
28:43The same organization keeping our family apart
28:46And prosecuting Barry
28:48And making me call for terrorists
28:53That's what's most important to you?
28:57I don't even know who you are anymore
28:59It's fine
29:00It's fine
29:01It's fine
29:01It's fine
29:02You made me an eggplant parmesan
29:05It was dry
29:11What is that?
29:12I don't know
29:13We're going up all morning
29:14I think it's a fire alarm
29:17Well, if you know it's a fire alarm
29:19Why didn't you check it out?
29:20Why didn't you keep your hands off my fiance?
29:22God, come on
29:23Sometimes we don't do the things that we're supposed to do
29:37Looks like a flag on a message posted on the dark web this morning
29:41$10 million offer for an expedited retrofit to a particular style of drone
29:46Barry must have set up an alert for any big money offers to black market traders once we found out
29:50that Dante Crest was funding this whole operation
29:52Smart
29:52That original offer was pulled
29:54Must have found someone to do the retrofit
29:56Big money, fast turnaround, complicated technology
30:03That sounds like Greta
30:05We got to get in touch with whoever filled that order as quickly as possible
30:09How's your Turkish?
30:11Turk
30:11Kaveh Sigi B
30:12Mua Kemal
30:14You get in touch with the U.S. Embassy in Turkey
30:16Do whatever you can to get the Great Dan on the phone
30:19Even if he's in solitary confinement, I don't care
30:22We got to get in touch with him
30:23Because he would know
30:24Which one of his competitors will fulfill a strange order of a retrofitted drone that quickly
30:31Copy that?
30:34Officer Putt
30:35These are officers Martinez and Yang
30:37They're counterintelligence
30:38But you need to think of them as your mother
30:41They'll want to know where you were, who you were with and what you were doing
30:43And if they don't like your answers, you'll be grounded
30:46For life
30:50Sorry I'm late
30:51This is a closed door meeting, Pfeffer
30:53And it's a good thing I got in before the door closed
30:56And it's Dr. Pfeffer
30:57I've been treating Officer Putt for months
30:59Which makes me responsible for his mental health and well-being
31:02While he is in hiding due to the Boro incident
31:04A task designated to me by the CIA
31:08Presence is needed here
31:10That is a medical determination you're not qualified to make, sir
31:14But if my presence is an issue
31:15Feel free to call Langley and explain you want to contradict their direct orders
31:24Let's get started then, shall we?
31:30Mr. Putt
31:32Tell us about the first time you met Tina Mukherjee
31:38I thought she was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen
31:41And I'd do anything to have her love
31:43Objection
31:43To what?
31:44His really stupid answer
31:46You're not helping yourself
31:47Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
31:50We're not going to be able to get the Great Dane on the horn
31:52Because he got paroled earlier today
31:55Oh, shit
31:55Wait a minute, that drone wasn't obtained by one of the Great Dane's competitors
31:59He fulfilled the order
32:00And Greta bought his way out of prison in exchange for it
32:03I bet he went home to visit his son
32:08We need a chat, okay? And you keep an eye on chips
32:10Oh, man, I love hanging out with the Dane
32:16Scheisse
32:22Dane!
32:22Hey!
32:24What a surprise!
32:26Come on in, come on in
32:26This is a little celebration of freedom party
32:30This is going to be weird
32:33Come, hang out
32:35This is my beautiful, patient, forgiving wife, Gertrude
32:40Hello
32:41Can I get you anything to drink?
32:44Water, thanks
32:46Yeah, water will be fine, thank you
32:48Thank you, Gertrude
32:50Don't you guys have a toddler?
32:52Yeah, Gunther, but he sleeps through everything
32:53Can I get you something to eat? I got bagel bites, I got Pop-Tarts
32:56What are you, 12?
32:57No, I couldn't smuggle all of the foods I loved when I was in prison
33:01So when I got out, I got all of my favorites
33:03I got, I got fudge stripes, Dunkaroos, I got some cherry cheese pop-ums
33:07Which is a weird thing to have cherry and cheese, but when you pop them, you'll understand
33:12Thank you
33:13Thank you
33:14I'll let you three talk
33:17Thank you, Gertie
33:19I'm sorry about that, that was very tense
33:24The mismatched napkins, it's a Canadian fuck you
33:28Gertrude does not appreciate my line of work, and she does not appreciate me talking about my line of work,
33:34and you two reek of spy
33:36Well, she should be concerned, because we're not here to celebrate your release, we're here to talk business
33:41We need to know about a job you recently did for Greta Nelso, it involves a piece of equipment that
33:45she's gonna use to kill the US power grid, and countless people as a result
33:49I did not know about that last part, I'm not, I'm not that type of guy
33:53Well yeah, that's why we're here, talking to you, not kicking your ass
33:56All I did was hook her up with someone that could retrofit a drone to withstand high pressure, that's all
34:02High pressure? She's not gonna use the drone to attack from above again, she's gonna attack the next power plant
34:07from out of the water
34:08It has to be the Kodiak Island nuclear facility, the one that's in the Gulf of Alaska
34:13It's the only one of the four points of vulnerability that makes sense
34:16Okay, look, Kodiak Island sends all its nuclear power through 1500 miles of underwater cable to something called a coastal
34:22load center in Seattle, which then distributes the power across the Pacific Northwest
34:26Wow, everything is so exciting with you guys
34:31Do you ever have like, just a boring day?
34:40Security, Lambert speaking
34:41Yeah, Officer Luke Brunner from the CIA
34:43Your facility is in great danger
34:45Is there anything unusual going on over there?
34:48No
34:48Look, CIA and DOE alerted us to the possibility of an attack a few days ago, but nothing's come up
34:55FDF stationed outside around the clock
34:57So nothing inside, equipment, computer system, because the attack could come from anywhere
35:03We're fully operational
35:04We also complete a daily diagnostic check every day at 2pm
35:07It scans our systems for malware and updates with any security patches to prevent hacks
35:12I'll keep my eye out, but I assure you, as a nuclear facility, we take every precaution we can
35:17Very good, thank you very much
35:20Well, the Kodiak Island hasn't been attacked yet, so we have a chance to stop Greta before she strikes
35:25Okay, so I've been researching, underwater cables are usually buried, but Greta didn't have the Great Dane source any excavation
35:31equipment, so I'm betting she's targeting the cables somewhere where it isn't buried
35:35There is a 100 meter stretch near the Gutierrez Trench that's apparently all firm bedrock
35:40They must have just, I don't know, run the cables over it to avoid the cost of blasting
35:43That has to be where she's going
35:47Yes
35:47Mayor, it's Bruno
35:48I need you to send the Navy and the Coast Guard to the Gulf of Alaska
35:51If we can act fast, we may even catch Greta in the act
35:55The Gulf of Alaska is almost 600,000 square miles, I'll need something more specific
35:58We then send the ships to the Gutierrez Trench
36:01With a submersible that goes all the way down to the bottom
36:04We have reasons to believe that that is where Greta will strike
36:07I'll see what I can do
36:12He has to make phone calls
36:13You know what, while we wait
36:16You guys want to see something awesome?
36:18You ever seen anything so beautiful?
36:22I used to dream I was sleeping next to him when I was in prison
36:25Now I can see him whenever I want
36:28Sometimes I'll just sneak in here and hold his little hand and just stare at him
36:32Is that weird?
36:34Kinda
36:35Such a precious time
36:38When they're that little
36:40And then they grow up so fast
36:44And all of a sudden one day you wish
36:46And he would do anything
36:48To have them be little again
36:51Guys, if this kid wakes up and sees us standing here
36:54He's gonna shit
36:55Yeah, let's go
36:58Hello
37:02Yep
37:02It's a no-go
37:03Things are tense with the Russians right now
37:05And having the Navy or the Coast Guard mobilize the numbers off the coast of Alaska will rattle some nerves
37:08They cannot risk a provocative action unless there's proof that Kodiak Isla is in trouble
37:13What are you talking about proof?
37:14Can only have proof after her attack
37:16And then it's too late
37:18Well, there's nothing I can do
37:19I am a regional CIA director
37:21I am not the president
37:25I can't believe this
37:27I mean, at first when we were in the tank
37:29He was not very helpful
37:30And now he doesn't want to do this
37:31Are you getting at something?
37:33For someone that says he wants to stop Greta
37:35Reed is not very helpful in stopping Greta
37:37And then he comes out of nowhere
37:38And takes over this director gig
37:40Because the guy that was supposed to replace Dot
37:43His wife conveniently gets into a car accident
37:46Are you trying to convince me that someone within the agency is working for Dante Kress?
37:50Working for? No, is Dante Kress
37:53Knowing the way Kress operates
37:55It makes total sense that he's actually part of the intelligence community
37:59Dad, you have no direct evidence
38:01It's speculation at best
38:02Shouldn't we just focus on trying to stop Greta while we still can?
38:06How? I mean, the last time I checked, we don't have a high-tech submersible
38:09The takes us all the way to the bottom of the Gulf of Alaska
38:13No, but we do have the very best black market trader in the world
38:19No, no, no, I just got back
38:21I know you didn't do it on purpose
38:23But you did help Greta
38:25You really want that on your conscience?
38:28All right, fine
38:30I will call my friend James Cameron
38:32He owes me a favor and he's got more subs than a blimpy
38:35You know James Cameron?
38:37Yes
38:37And if he wants me to keep getting him that fabric for his non-EPA approved little blue uniforms
38:43With the ping-pong balls all over it, he'll play ball
38:46And there will be a high-tech submersible in Alaska when we touch down
38:50My wife is right behind me, right?
38:53Look, I have to go, but it won't be for three years this time, I promise
38:57We're out of ice
39:02Sorry I had to see that and it got so heated
39:05You're OTS, you're supposed to be good at this tech stuff
39:07It is a Blackberry, it's not Fort Knox
39:10All right?
39:11Just, just get it done
39:14All right, thanks, keep me posted
39:23What's going on in here?
39:24Oh, uh, well
39:27Embarrassingly, I had printed copies of TIA, uh, for personal consumption
39:33But, uh, I'm just gonna destroy them better safe than sorry
39:36Yeah, that's a real shame though, especially after all that colorectal research you had to do on my character
39:40Yeah, this thing is so stupid
39:42Book is so stupid
39:43Let me, let me help you
39:45It's just, I want to feel good about myself
39:47And if that's the case, I have to go and do something great in the real world
39:51And not just be a hot, ass-kicking comic book character
39:54Well, I hate to break it to you, man, but being hot and ass-kicking in real life doesn't always
39:58get you the girl either
39:58Well, maybe not for you, chaps
40:04Yeah, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
40:06It means that Emma will be mine
40:09Then you'll be stuck with your doodles and you with your swine
40:13Carter and I might not end up with Emma, but it's not gonna be because you're with her
40:17Yeah, it's cause she likes good people, like me
40:20And not bad people like you
40:22Haven't you heard? I've turned over a new leaf
40:25You can sell Emma whatever you want, but I'm not buying it
40:27Yeah, me neither
40:28All right, well, why don't you let me prove to you what a good guy I am
40:31Go on
40:31About half an hour ago, Mrs. Bruna left the house with a wrapped present
40:35What?
40:36Yep, I tried to stop her, but I'm all tied up
40:39I called out to you and you were out back on your phone as you are now
40:42And Carter, you were with that god-awful shredder so you couldn't hear me
40:45Lots of people have been sneaking out of here for places that's got five CIA agents
40:50I was saying
40:52She's not answering
40:53She probably took out her SIM card so that we can't track her
40:55She had a present
40:56She's gone to celebrate Romy's birthday at Penny Possum's Pizza Place
41:01Where they shove pizza in your face
41:04On the video, Romy was saying they're about to shove pizza in my face
41:07That's the slogan of Penny Possum's Pizza Place
41:09When you're a kindergarten teacher, you learn all the birthday hotspots
41:12Okay, fine, I'm gonna go get Tally
41:13I'll go with you
41:14Nope
41:14She won't want to leave
41:16Okay, what are you gonna do?
41:17Are you gonna physically manhandle Luke Bruner's ex-wife into a car?
41:23What would your boss think of that?
41:24Listen, I've known her for years
41:26I'm sure I could convince her to leave
41:28Shit
41:29Okay, fine
41:30You know, I'm up for a lad's nice out
41:32You know, change of scenery would be nice
41:34You're not going anywhere
41:36Well, actually, you know, do we really want to leave him with the post-invasion Saddam Hussein?
41:42Fine
41:44But if you try anything, you're losing a leg along with 90% of your blood
41:48Okay
41:50Ah, lovely
41:52Okay, hamsteak
41:53Don't touch my pig
41:55Hey, Donnie
41:56Would you look after your hamsteak, please?
41:59Yeah
42:00What's your hamsteak?
42:02It's my pig
42:04You guys see that pig, too?
42:06Okay
42:06Hamsteak's coming with
42:07Let's go
42:08Let's roll
42:11Maybe bring back a pizza
42:15Okay, Mr. Putt
42:16Can you please explain the meaning of this text that you sent several months ago?
42:21Sorry for the issues last night
42:23My staff wasn't operating at full capacity after all the mead
42:30Who is the staff that you mentioned?
42:33Who did you have working under you and Tina?
42:35Uh, you know what? I'm gonna... I'm gonna take this one
42:39So he wanted Tina working under him
42:42But the staff, aka his donger, wasn't up to the task
42:46Because he had one too many tankards of mead at the nerdtastic renaissance fair
42:52Oh
42:54I see
42:55My, uh, patient has a heart condition
42:58So perhaps a short break so we can get a glass of water and a beta blocker
43:02I don't want the beta blocker
43:03Are you sure, Bob? You should get that place
43:04I'm fine with dying
43:06Oh, my God
43:11How deep is this trench?
43:13About 3,000 feet
43:14We should be hitting the bottom any...
43:17Oh!
43:17Uh, second now
43:19Okay, there's the cable, lifting up a bit
43:22Moving forward
43:22Keep your eyes peeled for anything off
43:25Yeah, right there
43:26Alright, let's just get a little closer and take a look
43:33What is that?
43:34Someone cut open the cable and put some kind of a device on it
43:38Well, this has to be Greta, but hold on, this doesn't make any sense
43:41According to the schematics, that device isn't attached to the cable carrying the nuclear power from the plant
43:47It's attached to the fiber optic telecommunications cable
43:50Oh, my God, is it a bomb? It looks like a bomb
43:52No, no, if you want to blow the power, then you will put a bomb on the power line
43:56Yeah, but if you want to screw with the data, you put something on the telecom line
44:00What the hell is Greta up to?
44:02It has to be some kind of a computer virus
44:05Something like the Stuxnet
44:06Mm-hmm
44:07And what's that for the non-CIA super geniuses?
44:10Stuxnet was a virus targeted at Iran's nuclear facilities
44:13It made the centrifuges all spin out of control
44:15I mean, a virus like that would be disastrous to the Kodiak Island plant
44:19It would definitely force it to shut down
44:21But if Greta has already sent over the virus
44:23Then why did they say there is nothing wrong over there at the plant when we called?
44:28Because nothing's wrong yet
44:29Didn't that security guy say they do daily diagnostic checks and reboots?
44:33Yes
44:33That's when the virus will be activated in the plant's system
44:36It's like an iPhone update, except Greta's new feature is gonna cause nuclear meltdown
44:40Well, the diagnostic check is in less than an hour
44:42So we have to get to the top and to warn them not to reboot
44:46Okay, but first we need to get the device off the cable so Greta can't just send the virus to
44:50the plant again
44:50The submersible has this robotic arm
44:55Just...
45:07It's like the most high stakes game of operation ever
45:13A little bit more to the right
45:17Shit!
45:17You know what? Yeah, be my guest
45:20Okay
45:21Okay
45:22Let's see
45:24Slow is smooth
45:26And smooth is fast
45:28We just have to get this off
45:31Without touching the power cable
45:33Is there a problem, Dad?
45:41Oh, shit
45:44Hey, Princess
45:45I know Mamie's not supposed to be here
45:48But I just missed you so much
45:53No!
45:55No!
45:55No!
45:56Hey, Tali, we're just here to talk
45:57No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
45:58No, no, I was gonna drop off the gift before they got here
46:01But they came in early to set up
46:02Look, I don't wanna scare Romy
46:04But now I just have to see her, please
46:06I know, but you can't be out of the house
46:08It's dangerous for any of us to be out of the house
46:09This is ridiculous
46:15Come on, please, let me go
46:17Uh, gents
46:18Gents
46:19Dropping off a gift won't hurt anybody
46:21Gents
46:25I hope I'm just seeing things again here
46:29Shit
46:30It's the goddamn Swedish Mafia
46:32There's a Swedish Mafia?
46:3838
46:40Gents
46:40Packs
46:40Of
46:40Is
46:40Yep
47:01It's
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