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Americas Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 - Episode 13: Beach Blunders, Cats vs Dogs, and You're Busted!
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00:01It's AFB's 800th episode.
00:04Now that's worth celebrating.
00:10Hey, what are you doing?
00:13Sit.
00:15Sit.
00:17Good.
00:26Tonight, we invite everyone to our very special telecast.
00:31You, our home viewers, and our studio audience,
00:34please join together to celebrate AFB's very special achievement,
00:39our 800th show.
00:42Leading our celebration, America's favorite host,
00:48Alfonso Ribeiro.
00:54That's right.
00:55Tonight, we celebrate a milestone that few shows
00:57in the history of television have achieved.
00:59It's our 800th episode, and we owe it all to you.
01:03And to all the hardworking people behind the scenes,
01:06and to this gigantic 800 we've had in storage
01:09that we finally found a reason to use.
01:12So sit back, relax, and enjoy AFB's 800th episode.
01:16And don't worry.
01:16You don't need to watch all 799 other episodes
01:19to know what's going on.
01:21You'll catch on quick.
01:29Just because someone's older and wiser
01:31doesn't mean they're too old or too wise to prank.
01:44I'm starting to think hoverboards were invented
01:47by the furniture people.
01:54It's a good thing he's carrying that mattress.
01:56He's going to need a nap soon.
01:58All right.
01:59Come on, Nick.
02:04Sorry.
02:15When it comes to rowboats, you're either in or you're out.
02:19You can't have it both ways.
02:21No, no, no.
02:22Oh.
02:25You good?
02:33See that little dog?
02:38She decided outdoor time was over.
02:43Which caused panic time to begin.
02:46Lele?
02:49Lele?
02:52Lele?
02:53Oh, don't be silly.
02:55You didn't lose Lele.
02:57Lele?
02:58Lele?
02:59Oh, man.
03:01Lele?
03:04Lele?
03:05Why did you bring me home?
03:06I like to picture Lele just chilling on the couch
03:09watching TV at this point.
03:10Lele?
03:11Lele?
03:12Lele?
03:12Oh, my God.
03:14Girl.
03:15Lady who's bad at driving the ATV, coming in hot.
03:29It's remember when I met your father.
03:35Oh.
03:37You'll make it.
03:38You'll make it.
03:44It's gonna make it.
03:46Link.
03:51Go, Link.
03:52Getting seagulls to go away by throwing more chips at them
03:55is certainly an interesting strategy.
04:01Open the door.
04:02Why is she throwing them?
04:03She's trying to get them to go away.
04:14Don't you hate when one set of friends
04:16doesn't get along with your other set of friends?
04:19Now, I'm not talking about your high school friends
04:21and your college friends
04:22or your soccer parent friends
04:23or your baseball parent friends.
04:25I'm talking about much more important friends.
04:27Cats and dogs.
04:29Why can't you fur babies just get along?
04:32Come serenade me
04:37I'm here waiting
04:41I don't have a laugh much
04:45But I got a little melody for you
04:49Oh my God!
04:51Finding time to unwind
04:53You may care for fancy fires
04:55Looks like we're on the right track
04:57I know you know
04:59Way to go!
05:00Stretch out in a haze
05:02You and me
05:03We live in days
05:04See you waving all the way at the back
05:06I know you know
05:08Way to go!
05:13Way to go!
05:18Finding time to unwind
05:20You may care for fancy fires
05:22Looks like we're on the right track
05:33I know you know!
05:35I know you know!
05:53Way to go!
05:56Way to go!
05:58Way to go!
05:58Way to go!
06:01Way to go!
06:01Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?
06:04What are you waiting for?
06:05Upload it to AFV.com
06:07Way to go!
06:13We're about to show some boneheads
06:15That are so unbelievably boneheaded
06:17They belong in a museum
06:19Now a bonehead museum of course
06:22I don't mean a regular museum
06:23Surrounded by priceless artwork
06:25Too risky
06:26I've seen what these boneheads are capable of
06:29This is not what they mean
06:31By getting too much screen time
06:33Where did Hannah go?
06:37Ah!
06:44If you listen carefully
06:45You can hear his pants rip
06:49Oh come on man!
06:54Well I guess he's just gonna hope
06:56That no one at work notices
06:59This looks like a job for someone
07:01With arms long enough
07:02To reach the center of the table
07:09Ashlyn!
07:10Wait for me!
07:11Wait for me!
07:12Wait for me!
07:13I don't know if they're getting too old for this
07:14But they're definitely getting too tall for this
07:21So, tonight
07:23I decided
07:24Let's try
07:26Okay
07:27Here you have it
07:28It's on a ball
07:30Do you see this?
07:32Do you see this right now?
07:34Like that is nuts!
07:37And look
07:38Like
07:39Seriously
07:40This is nuts!
07:44And
07:51They're in a car wash
07:52And yet
07:53A clean getaway
07:54Is pretty much impossible
08:06She takes care of the plants
08:09Her husband
08:10Her husband takes care of the face plants
08:16I'm gonna get my
08:17Look
08:18My trousers are getting dirty
08:22Oh no!
08:23His feet are getting wet
08:34There's a saying
08:35Kids say the darndest things
08:37Mostly because
08:38Darndest is the spiciest language
08:40You want to use around kids
08:41Now check out these kids
08:43Saying stuff
08:44That's pretty
08:44Darn cute
08:46Somebody have a turkey
08:49Please
08:53We don't have cookies for breakfast
08:56No
08:58I'm talking about that
09:01To be my appetizer
09:03Oli, how many calories
09:05Does this yogurt have?
09:07190
09:08How much cholesterol
09:10Does this yogurt have?
09:11Oh my god
09:15No
09:16They have it
09:20That's zero
09:21Milligram
09:26Yay!
09:28Open it up
09:29These are
09:31My
09:31These are the shoes
09:33I went
09:33For so long
09:35Yay
09:37Where'd you get them?
09:40In the store
09:40Oh
09:42You want to buy them on?
09:43You like them?
09:44I thought you stole them
09:49You want what?
09:51I'm gonna get that baby sister
09:53A target
09:53Really?
09:55Yeah
09:55You're just gonna go to the store
09:57And buy a baby sister?
09:58Yeah
09:59Oh
10:01Where's her pantry?
10:03What are you looking for?
10:06Where's your pantry?
10:08You mean the pantry?
10:10Yes
10:10Okay
10:11Okay
10:11Okay the pantry is downstairs
10:12I don't have a panty tree
10:16Okay?
10:17Hi
10:19Hey
10:19Do you want a baby brother?
10:21No brother
10:23No brother?
10:24Do you want a baby sister?
10:27No sister
10:28No sister?
10:30What do you want?
10:33Tacos
10:35Tacos?
10:36Yeah
10:37That kept coming up here with grass?
10:40Yeah
10:41Hey
10:42Careful
10:42A lot of babies
10:44Oh my god
10:51They're so cute
10:53Yeah
10:54I'm gonna find them
10:55No
10:56No baby
10:58We're in a little beach
11:00Hey
11:01Hey
11:01Alfonso
11:03Hey
11:04Alfonso
11:05You want to see more beach videos?
11:10Okay Mateo and Luca
11:11You want to see more beach videos?
11:13Well here are some
11:14That'll knock you over
11:15Even faster
11:16Than that wave
11:18Let's see
11:19Let's see who's gonna win
11:21The Great Crab Race
11:23Let's see
11:26There's a clear
11:26In the Great Crab Race
11:28It ain't over till it's over
11:33This race has obstacles
11:34That regular races
11:35Don't
11:40And to think
11:41They booked their reservation
11:42Weeks in advance
11:43To make sure
11:44They got a seaside table
11:45Everybody look this way
11:50Whoops
12:00Grandma's gone her whole life
12:02Without littering
12:02And she's not about to start now
12:13This is the most exercise
12:15She's gotten all year
12:26If the bag wants to get away
12:28That badly
12:29I doubt anyone can catch it
12:51Here's a prank that'll
12:52Crack you up
13:02You have to go potty?
13:05Yeah
13:05Go in the water
13:06What?
13:08Go in the ocean
13:08What?
13:09You're gonna go in the ocean
13:12Mommy what?
13:13Go potty in the ocean
13:14Why?
13:16That's where you go potty
13:17At the beach
13:17Going potty at the beach
13:19Is a rite of passage
13:26Well you can't get mad
13:28If he does exactly
13:29What you tell him to do
13:32They came to the beach
13:33To catch some rays
13:35They weren't the only ones
13:36Catching some rays
13:42In fact
13:43That shark looks like
13:44He caught a pretty tasty one
14:06People used to get away
14:08With doing sneaky stuff
14:09But now that cameras
14:10Are so ubiquitous
14:11Sneaky people are getting
14:12Busted all the time
14:14And yeah
14:14I use the word ubiquitous
14:16How do you like them apples?
14:17And yeah
14:18I also use the word apples
14:19Which are also
14:20Somewhat ubiquitous
14:25She's supposed to be
14:26Lying down to go to sleep
14:27Instead she does
14:28A different kind of line
14:44And she would have gotten away
14:45With it too
14:46If it weren't for that
14:47Meddling security camera
14:49I don't know
14:50I heard it too
14:51What was that?
14:53I don't know
14:53I heard it too
14:55How did it get all over your face?
14:58Well Kermit said
14:59He's the one who broke
15:01And then it got
15:02All over my face
15:05Kermit got it all over your face?
15:08Yeah
15:08Sure
15:09Make Kermit your scapegoat
15:12Or scapefrog
15:13Look what he did
15:16That's a lot of lipstick
15:21He's a salesman
15:22Who goes door to door
15:24And hammock to hammock
15:33Somehow I doubt
15:35He made the sale
15:38Here's a sticky situation
15:39He tried to get himself into
15:42Hey what are you doing?
15:45Put that down
15:49Kelby
15:50No no
15:53Rosie
15:53Mama
15:54What?
15:55Buddy was moving
15:56From now on
15:57In this house
15:58Sunscreen is a
15:59Keep on the top shelf
16:00Sort of product
16:01I was putting a lot of
16:02Sunscreen on
16:03No
16:03Where's Buddy?
16:04Here right there
16:05Oh no
16:07Well at least the dog
16:08Won't get sunburned
16:10Rosie
16:10But he has to
16:11I told you not to use
16:12The sunscreen
16:13I told you just to pretend
16:15No more
16:16No more
16:17Okay I'll pretend
16:18I'll pretend
16:20Alarms are good for
16:21Scaring off burglars
16:22And little boys
16:23Who'd be great
16:23Silent film actors
16:40Sometimes the videos I see
16:42Make me scratch my head
16:43But I won't of course
16:45Because hair like this
16:46Doesn't just happen
16:47You know
16:48Get set for
16:49Do I have that right?
16:51Where I try to make sense
16:52Of your nonsense
16:55Your cat failed the audition
16:57To be a judge
16:57On American Idol
16:58Do I have that right?
17:01E-I-E-I-O
17:03And on that far
17:05Be
17:05Ow!
17:06Ow!
17:08The store wouldn't let you
17:10Return the glass door
17:11Even though you kept
17:12The receipt
17:12Are you kidding me now?
17:21I was afraid
17:22That was gonna happen
17:26Whenever your son's upset
17:27You just drive him around
17:28In hopes of seeing
17:29An expensive sports car
17:31That's a real thing
17:34I think we'll be there tomorrow
17:35Yeah but I want to play
17:37For a little bit longer
17:39There's a Lambo
17:42You invited Chardonnay Cheryl
17:44To your Dancing with the Stars
17:45Party
17:46Is that what you're telling me?
17:56Do I have that right?
17:57It's now over
17:58If I have that right
18:04What's round
18:05And contains
18:06Zero losers
18:07The winner's circle
18:08Of course
18:09Where winning
18:10Is the only way in
18:12It's time to have a blast
18:14With some big winners
18:15From AFB's past
18:19What's it?
18:20Check out the winner
18:21No you're not
18:21I think I have like
18:22103
18:22Check it
18:27Don't you do that on dogs?
18:29No
18:30Oh yeah this is a butt one
18:32No it's not
18:33Yes it is
18:33No it's not
18:34Daddy said it wasn't
18:35Is it rectal
18:35On the back?
18:37No
18:37No
18:38No
18:41Daddy
18:41Oh my god
18:42You said this was
18:43Not a butt
18:45Turbometer
18:45You told me
18:47Daddy
18:48Daddy
18:52You said this
18:53Was a normal
18:54Turbometer
18:55That's a bit
18:55Anybody's butt
18:56Daddy
18:59That's me
19:01That's a bit
19:02Anybody's butt
19:08Here's the deal
19:09For all of y'all
19:10That are interested
19:11Our neighbor
19:13Has bees
19:14All over their house
19:15And you can see
19:16The grass
19:16Is
19:17We haven't been able
19:18To mow it
19:19Because of the bees
19:21And Rick is fixing
19:22To attempt
19:23To do that
19:24And there's Rick
19:25Mowing right there
19:26I tried to get him
19:28To put on long sleeves
19:29And protect himself
19:32But he wouldn't do it
19:33You know how it is
19:34The upper man
19:37Here he is here
19:38There's the bees
19:39There's the bees
19:40Over there
19:44Okay
19:45That was a
19:47Bees
19:50Bees
19:51Bees
19:52Oh lord
19:53Oh
19:55That hurts
19:56Sturbing me
19:56Right on the face
19:57Maybe it's for
20:02The bees
20:05They think I'm
20:06Mowing
20:07Help
20:11Help
20:11Help
20:12The bees
20:13Are stinging me
20:14I've got
20:14That's what
20:15And I got one
20:16Catch
20:17I got him
20:18I'll be back
20:19Help
20:22If you ever
20:24Meet a squirrel
20:25And if you ever
20:26Made him mad
20:27It might get so mad
20:29And it might do this
20:30It hurt my mother
20:32And it might be so rude
20:34If you ever
20:35Meet a squirrel
20:35And it got it angry
20:37Make sure to
20:38Make it happy
20:39Not angry
20:41Like my mother
20:42Trying to fight it
20:43But
20:44The squirrel win
20:46And made her fall
20:47Off the stairs
20:48So make sure
20:49This doesn't have to you
20:52Report
20:55Let's circle back
20:56Next week
20:56For another
20:57Winner's circle
21:02Upload your funny video
21:03To AFV.com
21:05For your chance
21:05At 20 grand
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21:16You have a better round
21:17But it's guaranteed
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21:21Golf is fun
21:22And really good exercise
21:23But as we all know
21:24It can be extremely frustrating
21:26Whether it's missing
21:27Easy putts
21:27Or accidentally
21:28Breaking your club
21:29Golf provides
21:30An endless number
21:30Of ways
21:31To leave you
21:31Exasperated
21:32But the worst part
21:34Of golf
21:34Has to be losing
21:35All those balls
21:36Thanks to inflation
21:37The price of golf balls
21:38Is through the roof
21:39Which can put a real
21:40Divot in your wallet
21:41But that's no longer
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21:47You'll never lose a ball
21:49Because no matter
21:49How badly you hit it
21:50It always ends up
21:51Right where it's starting
21:52Thwack is for anyone
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21:55Their balls go into the woods
21:56Watching their money
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21:58And just think of
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22:02Because when you hit a thwack
22:04The only person
22:05Who has to look out
22:05Is you
22:06How does a thwack
22:07Always come back
22:08Great question
22:09As far as we can tell
22:10The secret
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22:13And some sort of weird
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22:20At the range
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22:28And instead of the ball
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22:29It'll hit your buddies instead
22:31It might not improve your game
22:33But it'll sure make for
22:34Fun day on the course
22:35So if you're tired
22:36Of losing golf balls
22:37Get yourself a thwack
22:38Because thwack
22:39Is the ball
22:40That always comes back
22:49We've shown so many dogs
22:51Over the years
22:52That we have enough dogs
22:53To stretch from New York
22:54To Los Angeles
22:55If we put them end to end
22:56And we obviously
22:57Couldn't put them end to end
22:59Because they'd keep
22:59Turning around
23:00To sniff each other's butts
23:01But you give them a point
23:04Release the hounds
23:07It's time to go
23:08To the dog park
23:12Starting next week
23:13Mama's gotta work
23:14From the office
23:14No more work from home
23:18I know
23:20I don't like it either
23:25He might have tiny legs
23:28But he's got a really
23:29Strong upper body
23:33I have a feeling
23:34By this time next year
23:35Corgi ball
23:36Is going to be bigger
23:37Than pickleball
23:51Some dogs heard sheep
23:53Some dogs heard frogs
23:58It might still be
24:00Oh Robbie
24:01He stole him
24:04He saved him
24:05Drop it
24:05He just
24:06He's a
24:07Oh
24:10Robbie
24:11You saved him
24:14Why?
24:15Wanna see who's here?
24:18Wanna see who's here?
24:21Nicolette's parents
24:22Are happy she's home
24:23From college
24:24But not nearly as happy
24:25As Wally
24:41Sit
24:41Sit
24:43Sit
24:45Sit
24:46Good boy
24:49Good girl Moxie
24:50For showing him
24:51You're in the rain
24:52Good luck to that dog
24:54If he tries to lie
24:55About where he was lying
24:56You're all wet bud
24:58Look it
25:05Every so often
25:06We do a montage
25:07Of shall we say
25:08Sporting equipment
25:09Of a round
25:10Bouncy
25:11Usually inflatable nature
25:12The crew thinks
25:13I'll giggle
25:14When I introduce
25:15These bouncing
25:16Thingamajigs
25:16But I'm a grown man
25:17And a professional
25:18Television host
25:19So I won't
25:20Now enjoy these
25:21Sports spheres
25:22More commonly known as
25:24Balls
25:26Balls
25:30Balls
25:34Balls
25:35Balls
25:42Balls
25:43Balls
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25:44Balls
25:44Balls
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25:48Balls
25:49Balls
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25:50Balls
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25:50Balls
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25:52Balls
25:54Balls
26:55It's Friday morning.
26:57Mama's making us some omelets in her omelet maker.
27:03A minute left.
27:06An omelet maker?
27:07What does an omelet maker do that a frying pan can't?
27:11Is that sound?
27:13I don't know.
27:13It's never mine.
27:19I wonder if her phone warranty covers this or her car warranty.
27:27Oh, my gosh.
27:37You've heard of hot potato.
27:39Well, get ready for mushy watermelon.
27:46You don't have to worry about gas with those electric snowblowers, but you do have to watch
27:50out for the core.
27:57Crazy person.
28:00Oh, he'll get that branch down one way or another.
28:07There you go, camel.
28:09Camels are rarely accused of being dainty eaters.
28:19I'm not sure putting your foot on the gas pedal for leverage is the right move.
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29:10Remember when video stores were a thing and every videotape had a Be Kind, Rewind sticker
29:16on it?
29:16Well, we're going to be kind and rewind these next videos so you can see the funny part
29:21a second time.
29:22Some neighbors send over a muffin basket.
29:29Some send over a groin-seeking airplane.
29:42She'll need a box of chocolate milk after this workout, like the one on the floor.
29:55Warning to the squeamish, there are bats under there.
30:05Looks like the lady holding the camera was the most squeamish of all.
30:11He's not goofing around on the job.
30:14His broom, on the other hand.
30:20A dove is a symbol of peace.
30:25But they'll kick some butt when there's birdseed on the line.
30:29It's an accidental catapult.
30:33Heads up!
30:37This drummer has perfect timing.
30:43And so does his mallet.
30:48I've heard of raining cats and dogs.
30:51But raining snakes?
31:07You know what the world needs now?
31:09The reason Kathy was late to the buffet.
31:22I hope you've enjoyed the reason Kathy was late to the buffet.
31:34That is just what the world needed.
31:36At least it needed it 30 seconds ago.
31:38Now it needs more funny videos.
31:40That's kind of my solution to everything, isn't it?
31:47This guy has shockingly bad judgment.
31:52I told you.
31:54Yeah, press the button.
32:00Hey!
32:02Hey, this was my Christmas present two years ago.
32:04Y'all want to see the improvement in on me?
32:07Well, watch out.
32:07Meemaw, here she comes.
32:09Bye, Apple.
32:10If this is two years' worth of improvement,
32:13in another hundred years,
32:14I think she'll be a real force to be reckoned with.
32:25You want to give me a high five?
32:26Yeah.
32:27Why?
32:27What'd you do?
32:28She got some TP on her tutu.
32:30Potty?
32:31Yeah, I'm gonna get a star.
32:35Okay.
32:36I'm gonna get a star.
32:38Can you spin around for me?
32:41Go.
32:43What's that?
32:44That's called a pyro what the heck?
32:49What happened?
32:51I didn't laugh.
32:55What happened?
33:00That wall's not going down without a fight.
33:04Mm-hmm.
33:08Oh!
33:14Daddy can't look like this, though.
33:20What the cat lacks in hair,
33:22he more than makes up for in chutzpah.
33:25Come on.
33:26Come on.
33:27Come on.
33:28Keep going.
33:30Keep going.
33:31Come on.
33:32He wants to stay.
33:38Maybe he just wants your jacket
33:40because he's chilly.
33:40What with not having any hair and all.
33:48I'm guessing they're not physics majors.
33:57Oh!
33:59Oh!
34:00Oh!
34:00Oh!
34:00Oh!
34:01Sorry!
34:02Get in our house.
34:03This kid better plan an amazing father's date to make up for this.
34:07Oh!
34:10Oh!
34:19They say everyone always ends up gathering in the kitchen.
34:24Is it because that's where they keep the food?
34:26Partially.
34:26But it's mostly because that's where they keep the klutzes.
34:29And kitchen klutzes aren't just deliciously uncoordinated.
34:33They're also tonight's assignment America.
34:35Need some tasty examples?
34:36We'll try these.
34:38Santos, you ready for the eggs?
34:40Yeah.
34:41You ready?
34:42Ready?
34:42Ah!
34:43Ah!
34:44Ah!
34:46Ah!
34:46Yeah!
34:47Here's one.
34:50What?
34:53Don't forget the record button.
34:55One, two, three, four.
34:58Up.
34:59One, two, three, four.
35:02Up.
35:07What happened?
35:09I got that and I got my hands off.
35:12What were you doing?
35:15I did.
35:16Pop-Tart.
35:18So if someone gets whacked while making a snack, send it our way.
35:23Just tell them what they need to know.
35:25Kitchens and klutzes go together like funny and videos.
35:28We want to see your countertop calamities, your linoleum oh-nos,
35:31and your people unable to stay upright near the table.
35:33Your fridge-adjacent fiascos could fetch you 20 or even 100 Gs.
35:37Just upload the video to AFV.com.
35:39For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
35:41We're just itching for klutzes in the kitchen.
35:51The show's almost over, but I won't allow frowning,
35:54because we've still got some winners in need of a crowning.
35:57Let's meet our finalists.
35:59First up, when you have more than one dog, it's hard to keep track.
36:02You take them outside, but the little one sneaks back.
36:05It's Who Let the Dog In?
36:07sent in by my Keisha Calhoun from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
36:11She decided outdoor time was over, which caused panic time to begin.
36:17Lily?
36:18Lily!
36:19Oh, don't be silly.
36:21You didn't lose Lily.
36:22I like to picture Lily just chilling on the couch watching TV at this point.
36:27Lily!
36:28Oh, my God!
36:30Girl!
36:31Joining us are Mykeisha, Najeen, and Lily.
36:35Now, Mykeisha, I know Lily's small, but how did she walk back into the house without you noticing?
36:43That particular morning, I let both the dogs out, as you can see,
36:46and there was a squirrel that ran across the front yard,
36:49so I was really trying to focus on that squirrel and patches to make sure patches didn't take off,
36:53and I just didn't see Lily walk underneath me and back in the house.
36:58It can happen.
36:59Now, how did it feel to be completely outsmarted by a puppy
37:03who was quietly watching the whole show from the top of the stairs?
37:07Yes.
37:08All I can...
37:09And she's my daughter's dog, so all I can think about is,
37:11Nyla's gonna kill me.
37:12Nyla's gonna kill me.
37:13I gotta find this dog.
37:15Well, good luck.
37:18All right.
37:20Next up, feeding birds is fun when it's just one or two,
37:23but when they bring the whole flock, what's a little girl to do?
37:26It's Balcony Bird Buffet, sent in by Savannah Hobbs from Giddings, Texas.
37:40Luke, go with her.
37:42Getting seagulls to go away by throwing more chips to them
37:45is certainly an interesting strategy.
37:48Why is she...
37:51Open the door.
37:52Why is she...
37:53Joining us are Savannah, Luke, Sadie, Presley, and Shane.
37:57Now, Savannah, time for the burning question.
38:00Why didn't Sadie just open the door and come inside?
38:05That's a good question.
38:08I think the door was getting stuck earlier,
38:11and so she knew it wouldn't open and panicked.
38:14Okay.
38:15All right.
38:15Now, Sadie, you look pretty upset
38:17when those seagulls kept coming for your chips.
38:19Do you think you'll ever try to feed birds again?
38:24No.
38:26No.
38:27Well, I understand.
38:29And maybe a whole lot of birds will help you win a whole lot of money.
38:33All right?
38:33Good luck.
38:35All right.
38:37And finally, the beach is nice, the air is breezy,
38:40but when your snacks blow away, chasing them down isn't easy.
38:44It's Out of Reach on the Beach,
38:46sent in by Peter Arango from Covina, California.
38:57Grandma's gone her whole life without littering,
38:59and she's not about to start now.
39:07Joining us are Peter and Norma.
39:09Now, Norma, when the popcorn bag flew out of your hand,
39:12why were you so intent on chasing it?
39:15Because I couldn't litter,
39:18and I had to show up, be a good example for my grandkids.
39:21All right.
39:22Good for you.
39:23That's right.
39:23Litter is bad.
39:24But we also heard that you paid the price for all that popcorn bag chasing.
39:28What happened?
39:30I hurt my back in one of those turns,
39:32and I ended up having to get some, a shot and pills and, yes.
39:39Well, well, I'm so sorry that happened,
39:41and I hope they gave you a snack in the waiting room
39:44and that it didn't blow away, okay?
39:47Yes.
39:48All right.
39:49Good luck, y'all.
39:51All right.
39:51We're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute.
39:54But first, let's take a look at some of the clips
39:55that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable mention.
40:55The winner of the $20,000 in tonight's Funniest Home Video is
41:00Balcony Bird Buffet,
41:02sent in by Savannah Hobbs.
41:03We have Sadie, Savannah, Luke, Cressley, and Shane.
41:08Yes.
41:09Now, congratulations.
41:11Savannah, as a parent,
41:12your first thought must have been that I should help my child.
41:16But at what moment did the urge to grab your phone win out?
41:22I was already videoing,
41:24and so I couldn't stop.
41:26It was just too funny.
41:28Well, we loved it.
41:30And you know what?
41:31You can use the $20,000 for more vacations.
41:33Just make sure to have your phone handy
41:35in case Sadie sees any hungry animals, okay?
41:40That's right.
41:41We're going to go to the beach.
41:42Well, congratulations.
41:43You got $20,000 in a shot at $100,000.
41:49All right.
41:51Well, that's our 800th episode.
41:54And to celebrate,
41:55I'd like to say goodnight in 800 languages.
41:59I just have to learn 799 more languages.
42:02Yeah.
42:02So we'll see you next time.
42:04And don't forget,
42:04if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
42:06we'll send you an AFB t-shirt.
42:08So goodnight, everybody.
42:09And remember, send your video to me.
42:11You might win 20 Gs.
42:12Goodnight, y'all.
42:59You might win 20 Gs.
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