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00:00:00Leona Sherwood come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you
00:00:04seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her bring the girl and the wand to me or I
00:00:09am going to sell your little sister off this is your last weekend of freedom I'm
00:00:14gonna have some fun you sure about this marriage thing now where is my wand it's
00:00:21complicated he's been lying this whole time I need to tell her the truth you're
00:00:27the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone I can get it back no
00:00:31we're both gonna go get it I can't trust him but my gut tells me this time it
00:00:38might be different end of the line which is
00:00:41you'd rather die but let you take the whole life get away from her
00:00:49Eric now you're free I don't want to be with me
00:00:54I want to be with you
00:00:56I want to be with you
00:01:24Jesus
00:01:25Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that, please?
00:01:29Oh, please.
00:01:30Don't be such a child.
00:01:32Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:01:43See?
00:01:44The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:01:46Still safe and sound.
00:01:48You should be more careful.
00:01:49The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:01:54Yeah.
00:01:55And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:02:01But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:02:06Yeah.
00:02:08Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:02:10The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:02:14Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:02:18I know.
00:02:20Sorry.
00:02:21You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:02:25And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:02:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:02:35What?
00:02:36Mom, no.
00:02:37Please don't.
00:02:38Leona Sherwood?
00:02:39You are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:02:43Mom, please.
00:02:44Understand?
00:02:47Don't worry, Mom.
00:02:49I'm the responsible daughter.
00:02:51Remember?
00:02:59Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:03:01This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:03:07For two more nights.
00:03:09Fuck my responsibility.
00:03:12I'm gonna have some fun.
00:03:27That will be $25.
00:03:30I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:03:34Right.
00:03:36It's on the house.
00:03:55There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:04:03Where the hell are you?
00:04:04I mean, Vegas, like I said, it would be old, man.
00:04:07Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:04:10Remember your mission.
00:04:12Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her, and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:04:17debts.
00:04:18You mean your debts.
00:04:19Quiet.
00:04:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:04:23You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:04:27Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:04:30I am going to sell your little sister off to Old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:04:36Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:04:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:04:42Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:04:45Do you understand?
00:04:46Yeah.
00:04:48I understand.
00:04:49Good.
00:04:50And you, keep practicing.
00:04:52You sound god-awful.
00:04:55You heartless fucking bastard.
00:05:11It's two of us.
00:05:13You're saying you don't remember me?
00:05:15Who remembers shipping it as dumb teens anyways?
00:05:17No way.
00:05:19Totally.
00:05:19I love that show.
00:05:21I watched it in one sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:05:23This is one of my favorites.
00:05:25It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:05:27But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:05:29Really?
00:05:30I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:05:35Looks can be deceiving.
00:05:41The Wand of Light.
00:05:43So it does exist.
00:05:46Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:05:47It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:05:51Why not?
00:05:51But we're witches.
00:05:53Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:05:55Why can't true love?
00:05:58I am Lili, by the way.
00:06:01Lili Collins.
00:06:05Eric Phillips.
00:06:07Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:06:09Damn.
00:06:10He's hot.
00:06:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:06:12I deserve a little fun.
00:06:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:06:16I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:06:19Maybe I'll see you there.
00:06:20Maybe.
00:06:39Okay, Swinson.
00:06:41Don't fuck this up.
00:06:55Eric motherfucking Swinson.
00:06:58Excuse me?
00:06:59You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me,
00:07:01and you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:07:04I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:07:06Don't gaslight me, Swinson.
00:07:07I know exactly who you are.
00:07:24You know who she is?
00:07:26I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:07:40You nervous?
00:07:42Not at all.
00:07:43You can always vote, you know.
00:07:46I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:07:50Not a chance.
00:07:52I'm here to win.
00:07:54You sure?
00:07:55Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:58Oh.
00:07:59I am very focused.
00:08:04Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:08:09You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:08:10I call.
00:08:12Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:08:15But don't worry.
00:08:16I'll let you go another round.
00:08:18Once I beat you.
00:08:20Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:08:26Eric?
00:08:46I've wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:08:50Eric, everyone can see.
00:08:53Do you want me to stop?
00:09:09Let him watch.
00:09:12Give him a show.
00:09:25Wait, please don't stop.
00:09:27Use your words.
00:09:30Tell me what you want.
00:09:31I want your tongue inside me.
00:09:34Please.
00:09:35That's a good girl.
00:09:41You're right.
00:09:45Wait.
00:09:46Wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:09:49Was that some kind of vision?
00:09:54No.
00:09:55That was from him.
00:10:05Lucky son of a bitch.
00:10:07Beginner Lux.
00:10:08Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:10:11No can do.
00:10:12I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:10:21Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:10:27It is Vegas.
00:10:29Isn't that part of the fun?
00:10:42You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:10:49Hmm.
00:10:50It's very distracting.
00:10:53Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:58I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:11:10Eric, there are people.
00:11:11And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:11:17I should stop.
00:11:18This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:11:20I knew you were right before.
00:11:22I'm not who I say I am.
00:11:24And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:11:28But I am...
00:11:29Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:11:32For once in my life, I...
00:11:35I just want to forget about everything.
00:11:38Just live in the moment.
00:11:40And I think you...
00:11:43can help me do that.
00:11:51Remove the camouflage.
00:11:53I want you to see you.
00:11:55The real you.
00:11:58But then you'll know who I am.
00:12:00I already know who you are.
00:12:02The real you.
00:12:05Wants to let go.
00:12:11No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:12:13He really wants me.
00:12:16The real me.
00:12:17Fuck.
00:12:19You are gorgeous.
00:12:23I want you, Eric.
00:12:26I need you.
00:12:31Spread your legs for me.
00:12:36Keep your eyes open.
00:12:39I want you to watch yourself come
00:12:43all over my fingers.
00:12:48Keep your eyes open.
00:12:55I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:57They can't if you stay quiet.
00:12:59Keep your eyes open
00:13:01or I'll stop.
00:13:06That's a good girl.
00:13:08Look down at my hand.
00:13:14Oh my god.
00:13:16They hurt me.
00:13:16I can't.
00:13:18Just relax.
00:13:20I can't, Eric.
00:13:23It's okay.
00:13:24Don't think.
00:13:26Just tell.
00:13:28Tell me anything.
00:13:30You feel so good.
00:13:32But I need more, Eric.
00:13:37You feel so good.
00:13:39I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:13:44I'm sorry I'm going to make you come.
00:13:46I'll get you there.
00:13:48I'm going to go down
00:13:50and I want you to scream my name in your phone.
00:13:53Five.
00:13:55Four.
00:13:57Three.
00:13:58Two.
00:14:02One.
00:14:23I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:14:25in front of other people.
00:14:28I think this is your floor.
00:14:36I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:14:37at 8 o'clock
00:14:40if you decide that you want one.
00:14:42See you there.
00:14:53How does he know
00:14:54what floor I was on?
00:15:17I don't believe you.
00:15:21I mean, I know how you are
00:15:23in an elevator.
00:15:24Oh, come on.
00:15:27Come on.
00:15:28It's Vegas.
00:15:30Let me be your bad influence.
00:15:31Just for tonight.
00:15:35So,
00:15:36any bad ideas?
00:15:41Just one.
00:15:48What are you doing?
00:16:06No games.
00:16:07Just fuck me already.
00:16:09I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:16:11I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:16:11Consider me wooed.
00:16:12I thought you could take it slow.
00:16:14Oh, your lips say one thing.
00:16:16But your body says something else.
00:16:29Wait.
00:16:31Shit.
00:16:33I almost lost my cool.
00:16:34I gotta remember the plan.
00:16:38Oh, my God.
00:16:40I can't believe I just did that.
00:16:41That was so embarrassing.
00:16:42This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:16:44That was way too much.
00:16:45Hey.
00:16:46You're never too much.
00:16:48You don't understand, Eric.
00:16:50Okay, if my family saw me do any of that,
00:16:52they would freak out.
00:16:53Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:55Tonight's about you.
00:16:56Remember?
00:16:57Never forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:17:00Do something that you want to do.
00:17:02Something no one would expect.
00:17:04Maybe he's right.
00:17:06I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:17:12For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:17:16She spotted the chapel.
00:17:19Just like I planned.
00:17:23So are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:17:26It's only temporary.
00:17:28Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:17:29The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:17:33So?
00:17:34Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:17:36I'm ready if you're ready.
00:17:38Ah!
00:17:39Come on!
00:17:43Let's go.
00:17:48You nervous?
00:17:52Just never been married before.
00:18:00Uh, it's my sister.
00:18:02I need to take this.
00:18:03Oh, yeah.
00:18:03Take your time.
00:18:05Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:18:07Hey, Mama.
00:18:08Let's get some flowers for you.
00:18:08Come on.
00:18:09Let's do it.
00:18:11You need to come home.
00:18:12Now.
00:18:13I can't.
00:18:14Secret.
00:18:14Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:18:16He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:18:19He looks at me weird.
00:18:21It really freaks me out.
00:18:22You were my big brother, E.
00:18:24I need you.
00:18:25Here.
00:18:25Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:18:27But I promise when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:18:31Okay?
00:18:34Hey.
00:18:37Is everything okay?
00:18:39Yeah.
00:18:41Yeah, it's fine.
00:18:44You, uh, you sure about this?
00:18:48It's only temporary.
00:18:50Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:56Let's go.
00:19:11Right.
00:19:12Only temporary.
00:19:14Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:19:20But she doesn't know that.
00:19:21And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:19:25Is your sister okay?
00:19:27Is something wrong?
00:19:29Nothing's wrong.
00:19:31We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:19:34What could possibly be wrong?
00:19:36All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:19:41Let's get this show started.
00:19:42Woo!
00:19:43Woo!
00:19:47Woo!
00:20:10This is it.
00:20:11I have the Wand of Light.
00:20:14The most powerful object in the world.
00:20:16If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:20:21Set secret and eye free.
00:20:28But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:34I don't know.
00:21:12I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:21:15Be back soon.
00:21:25It's only temporary.
00:21:27Okay and old magic is weak.
00:21:28The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:21:33That's weird.
00:21:34The mark should have worn off by now.
00:21:44So did you marry the girl yet?
00:21:49No, it's complicated.
00:22:21It's complicated or distracted.
00:22:23I'm not going to marry the girl.
00:22:24I'm not going to marry the girl.
00:22:24I'm not going to marry the girl.
00:22:53I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:56You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:57You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:59That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:23:02Okay, I did but that was before we-
00:23:04Why before?
00:23:04Before you decided to mess with me?
00:23:06Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:23:09I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:23:11I'm trying to save mine.
00:23:12I know all about you Spensens.
00:23:15All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:23:20I should have caught it at the poker table but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:23:24The hand fast mark, it'll fade just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:23:30The hand fast wasn't a trick. Not that part. Not with you.
00:23:35It doesn't matter, Eric. You will never, ever get the wand.
00:23:41Lili, wait.
00:23:44When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again.
00:24:01So, that didn't happen.
00:24:04My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:24:09Then a month went by.
00:24:13Then, well...
00:24:17See, this is why you don't fuck with old magic.
00:24:20It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:24:22Then, it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:24:29Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:24:36Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:24:44I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys.
00:24:49Nothing. Not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:25:04Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:25:08The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:25:13No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:25:18I just need one night...
00:25:20To sleep without...
00:25:23Thinking about him.
00:25:46Who are you?
00:25:47What do you want with the wand of light?
00:25:50Nothing.
00:25:51I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:56Payday?
00:25:58Someone sent you!
00:25:59Who?
00:26:00I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:26:02Sorry, sweetie.
00:26:05Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:26:21Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:26:23Urine over your head.
00:26:26I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:26:31Suit yourself.
00:26:36Suit yourself.
00:27:00Get off me! She has the wand!
00:27:03I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:27:08No!
00:27:12You are the reason I lost the wand!
00:27:14Who are you?
00:27:20The hand fast mark.
00:27:25Hello, wife. Miss me?
00:27:30What are you doing here?
00:27:33I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role playing, but it looks like you were more into
00:27:38bondage.
00:27:38I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:27:39Shut up!
00:27:44You should be thanking me. I did just save your life.
00:27:47Thanking you?
00:27:47You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone. How did you even find me?
00:27:54Wait a minute.
00:27:55You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:27:59Maybe.
00:28:00Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:28:05Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:28:10here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:28:14Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:28:16Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes?
00:28:20I just... I need it, okay? It's... it's the only way that we can be free.
00:28:27Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:28:32hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:28:35Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:28:38No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:28:41I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:28:43It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:28:51I can get it back!
00:28:53Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:58I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:29:01the divorce spell.
00:29:03Please, Lili, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:29:06I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:29:11But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:29:20No.
00:29:22No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:29:24It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:29:30the wrong hands.
00:29:31And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:29:36the entire world?
00:29:39Fair. Uh, whatever you want. Lili.
00:29:42God, I hate when you call me that.
00:29:45Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want. Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:52Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:58You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:30:03Yeah, you're not gonna speak talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:30:07We'll see.
00:30:12Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:30:17That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find a wand inside that circle.
00:30:21Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay? It doesn't last long, though.
00:30:26We'll have like three or four days.
00:30:28Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:30:32Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:30:38After this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:30:43We will do the divorce spell.
00:30:45Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:31:04You imagined a car here?
00:31:06This isn't just any car.
00:31:14This is Bessie.
00:31:16You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:31:21In a car without a roof?
00:31:24I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself.
00:31:32If you trust me not to run away.
00:31:34Hmm. I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:31:38I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:31:42Then your chariot awaits.
00:31:44Then your chariot awaits.
00:31:44Wife.
00:32:04Well, you've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:32:19You're Svensson. You don't play house with Sheryl's.
00:32:22Wait, why are we turning? We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:32:27That circle is getting further and further away. Plus, it's getting dark. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:32:33Why don't you just let me drive?
00:32:34Because you haven't slept either. Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:32:39What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:32:42No. I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:32:45My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:49Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:52The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:54Your family has issues.
00:32:56Finally. Something we could agree on.
00:32:59Was this your plan all along?
00:33:01Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil, so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the
00:33:06divorce?
00:33:07Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:33:10Yeah, okay.
00:33:24You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do not
00:33:29even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:33:36I promise, no funny business.
00:33:40Peaky promise.
00:33:41You cross this wall.
00:33:43You cross the wall.
00:33:44The closeness reference.
00:33:44You cross this wall.
00:33:55There's Please cross mistake gain, that means it's Hallo, do you?
00:33:58JEPS.
00:34:00Good night to you too.
00:34:05Rodriguez Joeci,played Joseph,played Joseph.
00:34:07Really did this Okidin' Joseph,played?
00:34:09Good night to you too.
00:34:16In Vegas
00:34:18You said you had a sister, right?
00:34:22Yeah
00:34:24Sigrid
00:34:27She didn't ask to be a Sphinxen
00:34:29She's different than us
00:34:31Better
00:34:33Not like you?
00:34:35No
00:34:37Not like me
00:34:38But you already know that
00:35:04You already know that
00:35:31Good morning, wife
00:35:33I told you not to call me
00:35:37You were saying something?
00:35:54What?
00:35:58How did you know I was awake?
00:36:00The husband always knows
00:36:09Well, if you don't mind
00:36:10I'm gonna shower
00:36:14No peeking
00:36:19Cross my heart
00:36:21Hope to die
00:36:30I need to get a grip
00:36:31Some washboard abs and a cocky grin
00:36:34Aren't enough to make me fall for him
00:36:37I just
00:36:38Need this one time
00:36:41To take the edge off
00:36:49I remember
00:36:50I remember
00:36:51He touched me like this in Vegas
00:37:05Look, I'm so close
00:37:12That's it, Lily
00:37:14Be a good girl
00:37:16Come on
00:37:17And go for me
00:37:25Are you ready?
00:37:27Are you ready?
00:37:29Okay
00:37:30Eric
00:37:44You said that you wouldn't look
00:37:48I don't need to look
00:37:50To know what you were doing
00:37:51While thinking about me
00:37:53God, you are so full of yourself
00:37:56Do I know what I heard?
00:37:58Say another word
00:37:59And I'll turn you into a frog
00:38:03Were you thinking about that time
00:38:06In Vegas
00:38:08Where I ate you out
00:38:09In the shower
00:38:10And you came so hard
00:38:12You almost crushed my skull
00:38:13Between your thighs
00:38:16I think about those times a lot
00:38:19Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all
00:38:45You still haven't even told me
00:38:46What you want the wand for yet
00:38:49It's on a need-to-know basis
00:38:50Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:54I am your wife, after all
00:38:57Oh, now you remember you're my wife
00:38:59Funny how you only remember that
00:39:00When it's convenient for you
00:39:01I remember every time I think about
00:39:03How badly I fucked up in Vegas
00:39:05So all I am is a mistake
00:39:06If I remember right
00:39:08You're the one that suggested
00:39:09That we get handfast married
00:39:10Obviously, that was before I knew
00:39:12About all your bullshit and lies
00:39:15Duty and responsibility
00:39:16Might not be a big deal in your family
00:39:18But in mine, it's huge
00:39:20See? There you go again
00:39:22Always worried about what your family wants
00:39:24It's never about what you want
00:39:25I follow the rules because I have to, Eric
00:39:29If I don't, I end up in situations like this
00:39:31Did you ever stop to think
00:39:33That maybe that's unfair?
00:39:35That maybe your ideas
00:39:37And their ideas are bullshit?
00:39:39You ever think of that?
00:39:40Spoken like a true Spinson
00:39:42Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart
00:39:44Not much longer, I can tell you that
00:40:05I'm gonna get some coffee
00:40:07It's being dark
00:40:08You really think you should be alone?
00:40:09So now that we're married
00:40:10You think you have to babysit me too?
00:40:16Fine, just don't take too long
00:40:21You got her in the car or what?
00:40:24Who?
00:40:24Don't play dumb with me, boy
00:40:26The little Sherwood witch you married
00:40:29Forgot to tell me about
00:40:32You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:40:34You did a good job of hiding it
00:40:35I'll give you that
00:40:36Maybe you are my son, after all
00:40:39What's the endgame here?
00:40:41You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand
00:40:43So you could pay off your debts
00:40:44What does she have to do with it?
00:40:45Because I'm not an idiot like you
00:40:48I'll finally have all the leverage I need
00:40:51Over the Sherwood family
00:40:52When I tell them their pretty little heir
00:40:55Is my new daughter-in-law
00:40:57And then it'll be our family
00:40:59That gets to call the shots in the magic world
00:41:01So you just want to use her
00:41:03Like you use mom
00:41:04Like you're using your own daughter
00:41:06This is not a request, boy
00:41:09Bring the girl and the wand to me
00:41:11Or you will be stripped of your name
00:41:13Your magic, everything
00:41:15And your sister
00:41:16She'll be the one paying the price
00:41:17For your mistakes
00:41:29This isn't right
00:41:30The trail should still be here
00:41:33Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:41:35Yeah, thank you
00:41:37Wait, how did you know my
00:41:39You
00:41:43But the map said that
00:41:45That's cute
00:41:46You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:54That wand is mine
00:41:59Not anymore, it's not
00:42:00And sadly, my employers need your powers too
00:42:04Employer?
00:42:07Hold still
00:42:08This will only hurt a bit
00:42:10No, stop
00:42:11Stop
00:42:18Get away from her
00:42:25Eric, the wand
00:42:38My magic
00:42:40She took half of my magic, Eric
00:42:42You're okay
00:42:42I got you
00:42:44You're okay
00:42:45You're okay
00:42:47I don't understand
00:42:49The map said that the wand was miles away
00:42:52What did she want with my powers?
00:42:54Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell
00:42:57She can have gone far, we'll find her
00:42:59Lay load for now
00:43:00Eric, stop the car, I can't breathe
00:43:04Okay
00:43:05Okay
00:43:13Hey, hey, hey
00:43:15Look at me, look at me
00:43:16You're okay
00:43:16You're okay
00:43:17Just breathe
00:43:18I got you
00:43:20You're safe
00:43:22I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric
00:43:25I'm not gonna let that happen
00:43:27Not while I'm breathing
00:43:41I still hate you
00:43:45If you hated me
00:43:47You wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:43:49This doesn't change anything
00:43:52It's only scratching an itch
00:43:54Once we get the wand
00:43:56And we do the divorce spell
00:43:58And we forget each other existed
00:44:05Is that what you want, Lily?
00:44:07You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:44:10You want to forget
00:44:11I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:44:14Who can make you feel this way?
00:44:20Eric
00:44:23Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:44:30We can't do this
00:44:34This is what goes wrong between us
00:44:35We can't make that mistake again
00:44:37We have a job to do, Eric
00:44:40Let's get the wand, that's it
00:44:42And then what?
00:44:44You know what happens after, Eric
00:44:46We do the divorce spell
00:44:49And we never see each other again
00:45:01What happens after, Eric
00:45:03We don't say he takes between us
00:45:03We don't know being an owner
00:45:03He never knows
00:45:03He may not know being an owner
00:45:03Thanks for listening
00:45:07No, I know
00:45:09It's fine
00:45:09What happens to you
00:45:10You don't know
00:45:10And it's locked
00:45:12What happened to you
00:45:13I know
00:45:17He's been called
00:45:17You don't know
00:45:20I also know
00:45:22Smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:45:31I should have known. It's a satyr's inn. That smell.
00:45:38A nomenin habitus smell. It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:44You mean Orchise? The satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world?
00:45:51It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, grits of your deepest desires.
00:45:59Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:46:11Here I don't.
00:46:14I'm trying not to.
00:46:23Here I don't.
00:46:26I'm trying not to.
00:46:32The spell doesn't create desire. It lets go of the lies. It tells us what we really want.
00:46:41What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:44It matters in here.
00:46:46Tell me what you really want.
00:46:48You can say goodbye.
00:46:51And go our separate ways.
00:46:53Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:56You want me.
00:46:59Tell me to stay.
00:47:03Stay here.
00:47:05Please.
00:47:06God, what is this?
00:47:08Is this just the magic word?
00:47:11No.
00:47:13It's not the spell.
00:47:15It's freedom.
00:47:18In here, the outside world doesn't matter.
00:47:21Just you.
00:47:22And me.
00:47:25I shouldn't want this.
00:47:27I know.
00:47:30I shouldn't be doing this.
00:47:34Or this.
00:47:36Be able to share with it.
00:47:39To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:43You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:46To mind.
00:47:48To mind.
00:47:49You're with the ear.
00:47:51To the Sherwood family.
00:47:53Who are you?
00:47:55I want you, Eric.
00:47:57I need you.
00:48:01Tell me who you are.
00:48:03Lily.
00:48:06Close.
00:48:10But not quite.
00:48:13Tonight.
00:48:15To who you are.
00:48:17Your wife.
00:48:18My wife.
00:48:23I want you to be wrong.
00:48:25Oh no.
00:48:41I want you to be right over here.
00:48:42I don't want you.
00:48:45I just want you to do a little沒事.
00:48:46We need you.
00:48:46You've got to be right over there.
00:48:47You have to be right over there.
00:48:47You're right over there.
00:48:48You're right over there.
00:48:48back to who we are on the outside. Sure. I'll go back to being my bad self and you can
00:48:53go back
00:48:54to pretending to be a good little witch. Excuse me? Don't deny. Lili share what Sven said. I know
00:49:02I'm kind of dork, naughty thoughts you have. I don't. It's okay to be bad. You don't have to
00:49:12pretend. I don't, huh? You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play
00:49:23with you for tonight. Now you're going to sit there like a good little
00:49:42witch. And I'm going to do whatever I want to you. I don't remember packing that lingerie. Close
00:50:01your eyes. Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy. I am.
00:50:12Being properly motivated not to move. See how long it takes you to break. For you, I could
00:50:22stay here forever. Pretty to think so. Why don't we test that little theory, huh? We're playing
00:50:29a dangerous game. All you have to do is admit that I win. I'll let you fuck me. I'll even
00:50:41let you come wherever you want. You can come here. Or here. I'll even let you come in here.
00:50:57God. Come on. I know you want to. Just admit that I'm right. Fine. You win. Oh, what was that?
00:51:11You hurt me. So what's my prize? I could torture you like you did me. But I want to be
00:51:33inside
00:51:33too. I want to feel you squeeze me tight. And take me to bed, husband. Call me that again.
00:51:46You want me to fuck you, husband? Fuck me. Tell me a story. Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:52:05I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore, and how he got stuck on a magic carpet. Or the
00:52:14story
00:52:14about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only red images.
00:52:19I don't know. I already know about your family. I want to know about you. What's it like to
00:52:29be a Svensson heir? You want the insider info. Mm. You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:52:36You're going to tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood.
00:52:46Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like? Is that what you think being a Sherwood
00:52:51is like? All fun and rainbows? Yeah, everybody loves your family. That's not true, Eric. There
00:52:58are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared. My mother has been shouldering
00:53:03all that responsibility and pressure for decades. And next year, I will be the head witch in
00:53:08charge. Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing. Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:53:13Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me. Like
00:53:19never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from
00:53:26the very start before I was even born. I'm always doing the right thing for the family. I was never
00:53:31allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing. I couldn't be tired. I couldn't be scared. I
00:53:37couldn't be angry. One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:53:42If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up. It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:51I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:54I'm glad you did.
00:53:57Your turn.
00:53:59Growing up with Vincent was a little different. The old man likes to say I was the first of his
00:54:07disappointments. I guess it's good. At least I was first in something. I didn't care about
00:54:15disappointing him. I just wanted to get away from him. I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:54:22I'd leave, change my name, and the Svensson bloodline would die with me. My mom died when Secret was born.
00:54:31My dad used to tear against me every day since.
00:54:41I'm so sorry, Eric. I shouldn't have asked.
00:54:47It's okay. The Svensons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows. We are the shadows.
00:54:56All you do is shine.
00:55:07He always asks me what I want.
00:55:11What do you want, Eric?
00:55:16You'd hate me if I told you.
00:55:19I mean, more than you already do.
00:55:23I don't hate you.
00:55:26I never did.
00:56:02Eric, something's wrong. Dad's got visitors. A bunch of old guys. I don't know who they are.
00:56:08He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dress-up doll. It's like freaking me out.
00:56:19Eric.
00:56:20Are you safe?
00:56:25Eric.
00:56:26Are you safe?
00:56:27For now. All those weird old men left last night. And I hexed my door so no one could get
00:56:34in.
00:56:35Don't let anyone in. If Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:56:39I know. I'll just do what he says. I always do.
00:56:44I'm so sick of this E. What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:49I'm never going to let that happen, all right? Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Life.
00:56:56The Wand of Light? Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:57:01You can't tell Dad a secret. When I get the wand, be ready for my call. I have a plan.
00:57:08I barely know basic spells. I don't know if...
00:57:13You can. I know you can. When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:57:44Filling up Bessie. Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:56Oh my God! Why do you and Mom always do that?
00:58:01A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:58:04I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:58:06Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who. Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:58:12Aw, yeah. Well, you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:58:16Oh, aren't we feisty this morning? Your super-hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing? Or have you already murdered him
00:58:23after catching his dick?
00:58:24I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:58:28I'm fine, Effie. I know all about Eric Spenson. I'm not stupid. And when we get the wand back...
00:58:35You mean, if you get the wand back?
00:58:38We will. And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell. This mark will be gone. I'll go home and
00:58:46marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:52It's not fair, you know. I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like
00:58:57I can change it. But it's not.
00:59:02It's just the way it goes, right?
00:59:04There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want, and be a good heir.
00:59:11Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:59:14That's fine. It's what it means to be a sure-what.
00:59:19Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:59:24Alright. Whatever you say, sis. You know best.
00:59:29I know.
00:59:31Give everyone a hug from me. Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:44Last night was the last time. After today, we're done.
00:59:49If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
01:00:01I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
01:00:05My family's magic is dying.
01:00:08My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
01:00:11But he holds most of the power, and me and Sieg would just get the scraps.
01:00:14That's how he controls us.
01:00:17If I could use the wand just once,
01:00:20I could take his power away from the good.
01:00:23I'm not trying to ruin your family. I'm trying to save mine.
01:00:26It's the only way that we can be free.
01:00:29That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
01:00:33I was going to tell you the night before.
01:00:35I was going to tell you the truth.
01:00:37And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand just once.
01:00:41And then I would do whatever you wanted.
01:00:43Get a divorce, leave you alone forever.
01:00:48Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:51Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:53Maybe things could have been different.
01:00:56I would have asked you to stay.
01:00:58It's a nice idea.
01:01:01But our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:01:05Maybe if we were different people,
01:01:08we have different lives,
01:01:11this would have worked.
01:01:13Maybe we can work.
01:01:15Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:01:18A witch can hope.
01:01:26Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:01:30Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:44Wait, I'm driving.
01:01:46Pull over.
01:02:05You have got to be kidding me.
01:02:14End of the line, witches.
01:02:24No!
01:02:37Eric!
01:02:39I can't!
01:02:44No!
01:02:46I can't!
01:02:49No!
01:02:52No!
01:03:02Now's not a good time, old man.
01:03:04Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:03:08You...
01:03:10You sent the Shadow Thief?
01:03:11Of course I sent her.
01:03:13Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:03:27Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:03:30But, I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:38Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:43Ha ha ha!
01:03:53You said you needed her alive.
01:03:55The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:57I've reconsidered.
01:03:58Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:04:04Debts won't matter.
01:04:05The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:04:08And as for the girl, well...
01:04:09I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:04:12I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:04:17Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:04:21You're welcome.
01:04:24Go to hell home, man.
01:04:36Take it!
01:04:39No!
01:04:41Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:50I can take Dad's magic, and him finally be free.
01:04:58Get off my wife!
01:05:07You'll pay for that, witch!
01:05:20This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:05:28Hey, I've got you.
01:05:30You didn't run.
01:05:32You're kidding?
01:05:33I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:40Eric!
01:05:41You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:05:42No, no, no, no, no.
01:05:43Stay with me.
01:05:45Eric!
01:05:46Oh my God!
01:05:47Eric!
01:05:48No, no, no, no, no!
01:05:49Stay with me!
01:05:50Oh my God!
01:05:52I can't save you!
01:05:53I don't have my powers!
01:05:55Why didn't you run?
01:05:58You could have saved yourself!
01:06:01I've been saving myself.
01:06:03My whole life.
01:06:05I thought I'd try something new.
01:06:08You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:06:11Yeah.
01:06:14But I'm your idiot.
01:06:19But I'm your idiot.
01:06:22You took a devil's spell.
01:06:25I had a promise.
01:06:27Now you're free.
01:06:29Yeah.
01:06:31I don't wanna be free.
01:06:34I don't wanna be free.
01:06:37I don't wanna be free.
01:06:37I wanna be with you.
01:06:39Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:41Safe from my father.
01:06:43Safe from all of it.
01:06:47You know, those days in Vegas...
01:06:51were the best three days of my life.
01:06:53Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:55Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:06:59I love you.
01:07:01I love you too.
01:07:04I love you, I love you.
01:07:07Eric.
01:07:08Eric.
01:07:31The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:41Please, please, please.
01:07:51Eric.
01:07:53Please.
01:07:56Eric.
01:08:04Please.
01:08:08You absolute moron.
01:08:13You absolute moron.
01:08:15Be gentle.
01:08:17I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:08:19You're alive.
01:08:22That is for divorcing me on your literal death bed, you asshole.
01:08:26I thought I was doing something noble.
01:08:28Something cool.
01:08:30The Wand give you your power back?
01:08:33My mom used to say that the wands user grants it its deepest desire.
01:08:38I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:41What did you want?
01:08:44You.
01:08:47Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:50You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:08:59Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:05Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:09I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:09:13That's my girl.
01:09:17That's my girl.
01:09:20Let's go.
01:09:34You ready for one last stop?
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:56Ah.
01:09:58There you are.
01:10:00I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:10:04Now, where is my wand?
01:10:07Wait.
01:10:09You're supposed to be dead.
01:10:11Wow.
01:10:12You weren't kidding.
01:10:13He really is evil.
01:10:14I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:10:17It's impossible.
01:10:18There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:10:20There's always a loophole, old man.
01:10:25Secret.
01:10:26You ungrateful brat.
01:10:28How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:30Really, Dad?
01:10:31Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:35You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:44You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:46The magic's gone.
01:10:47Forever.
01:11:00You're powerless now, old man.
01:11:02Aldous.
01:11:03Svensson.
01:11:03Release me this instant.
01:11:04Release me this instant.
01:11:05That is an order.
01:11:08You can handle it from here, right?
01:11:11His powers are gone.
01:11:12It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:11:15You ungrateful little brats.
01:11:17Both of you will pay for this.
01:11:19You will both pay for this.
01:11:24Yeah, yeah.
01:11:25Talk soon, pups.
01:11:27We're gonna hit the road.
01:11:28I said get back here.
01:11:29I said get back here.
01:11:31Get back here.
01:11:32Please don't do this, you little b-
01:11:48I said get back here.
01:11:50So, where to now?
01:11:53Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:11:56Yeah.
01:11:58But there's something I wanna do first.
01:12:01That sounds ominous.
01:12:03It just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:12:08Leona Sherwood,
01:12:10are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:12:14Yeah.
01:12:16I think I am Eric Svensson.
01:12:19Well, we better hurry.
01:12:20If we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:12:22and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love.
01:12:26I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:12:27I sure hope so.
01:12:29But, if we're gonna get hand fast married again,
01:12:32no more secrets this time.
01:12:35So, is there anything you wanna come clean about now?
01:12:38Soon to be again, husband.
01:12:41There is one thing.
01:12:44You might wanna buckle up.
01:12:46We're about to go super speed.
01:12:49Bessie could've been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:52You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:12:56You know me so well.
01:12:58Soon to be again, wife.
01:13:01Leona Sherwood.
01:13:03Will you marry me?
01:13:04And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:13:09But because you want to.
01:13:14Yes, I will.
01:13:25Ready?
01:13:26Hell yeah.
01:13:45You know me.
01:13:51We're gonna get ready for it.
01:13:51You know me.
01:13:51Well, I'll try any more.
01:13:51Then, we'll try.
01:13:52And, I'll try it again.
01:13:52OK, now you make sure.
01:13:52There's a totally different way.
01:13:52I'll try it again.
01:13:53I'll try it again.
01:13:54Before we go on,
01:13:54I'll try it again.
01:13:57You
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