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The Boys S05E03 (2026)
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00:20The End
00:21You look like a 12-year-old CRM, huh?
00:23Right. The commander has asked you.
00:25Let's go.
00:30I don't know.
01:05I don't know.
01:32I don't know.
01:33I have family.
01:35I love you, Major Dragons.
01:37Please.
01:38I'm sorry.
01:39No one can know I was here.
01:45Soldier Boy.
01:47America's first hero.
01:49Defender of liberty, faith, and family.
01:52Branded a traitor by the legacy media.
01:55Scapegoated by Starlight, who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower.
02:00But from the ashes of injustice, Soldier Boy has been reborn.
02:05And America deserves the truth.
02:08Since 1984, Soldier Boy has been in Russia, working with our friends in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky
02:13traitors in Ukraine.
02:15Turns out Russia isn't our enemy.
02:16They're a strong, family-first nation.
02:18We don't put up with trans bathrooms.
02:20We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice.
02:23And we hope that he can forgive us as he takes his rightful place on the Seven.
02:31It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first-ever Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom.
02:48My boy.
02:50My poor sweet boy.
02:57My boy.
03:21Socials are blowing up.
03:23People Magazine, they're calling us America's sexiest dynasty.
03:28Believe that?
03:34Come on.
03:35I would never have sent you in there if I knew the butcher had the virus.
03:38I wouldn't have.
03:39I swear to God.
03:41Although I did tell you not to engage.
03:43So, if we're pointing fingers, I don't think I should be exclusively at fault here.
03:48Gentlemen, lab results are in.
03:51Lab results.
03:53Now, a lot has happened today at this event.
03:56How?
03:58We were there.
03:58They all got infected.
03:59We watched them die.
04:01How the fuck is that Kunsku braven?
04:04Oh, no.
04:05Oh, no.
04:12He's got V1 in his bloodstream.
04:14Shit.
04:14V1?
04:15What is V1?
04:17Frederick Vought's first iteration of Compound V.
04:21V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
04:24Highly unstable.
04:25Only worked on a handful of early Supes.
04:28You, bombsite, torpedo, private angel, Stormfront.
04:33Who is Stormfront?
04:34And Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
04:35I think you know his liberty.
04:38Point is, V1 saved your life.
04:41And is likely why your generation of Supes doesn't age.
04:43This is a modern Compound V molecule.
04:48This is the virus.
04:50Its spike proteins bind to the V receptors.
04:52Kind of like Gears meshing.
04:54But V1 is different.
04:55It looks like this.
04:58Nothing for the virus to bind to.
04:59You might have told Reset before we tested it.
05:01V1 hasn't been in circulation since the 1950s.
05:04And I thought Soldier Boy was dead.
05:05We all did.
05:06Now all I'm hearing is that this motherfucker is unkillable.
05:18Okay, but what about Homelander?
05:21Does this mean that...
05:23I'm his son.
05:25Am I immune too?
05:26No.
05:27Your embryo was shot up with plain old Garden Variety V.
05:30Like me, like every other suit.
05:31But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically, he'd be like Soldier Boy.
05:35Immune to the virus.
05:36Maybe even immortal.
05:37Bring me some.
05:37I can't.
05:38Why not?
05:39Vought destroyed every vial.
05:40There's none left.
05:41The vial still exists.
05:42Somewhere, I suppose.
05:44Wait, if that's true, then that means he can use that to...
05:46We need to get to it before Homelander does.
05:48How?
05:49I'm sure he knows all this already.
05:51We're fucked.
05:51Good point, love.
05:52We hit him with the virus today, while it still works.
05:56That wasn't at all my point.
05:58Which is right.
05:59See?
06:00It's the smart play.
06:01We draw him out and hit him today.
06:03Okay.
06:04How are you going to get it in front of him?
06:06Homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days.
06:08Which means he's probably scared of getting infected.
06:11And if you release this thing, he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over, right?
06:15So until you figure that out, we have to find some of this V1.
06:19We don't really have a choice.
06:21I know where to start.
06:26Wow.
06:27Thank God that stuff's in here.
06:29Saved you.
06:30It's all as well today.
06:31You know what?
06:31Fuck you.
06:32You knew Butcher had the virus.
06:34You defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip.
06:37No, no, I did not.
06:39What I wanted-
06:39Well, joke's on you, asshole.
06:41Because I'm going to live.
06:42And you'll die.
06:44If the virus doesn't get you, time will.
06:46And when you're sitting in that wheelchair, shitting in a colostomy bag,
06:49I'll be running the seven, shitting on Sherry Lewis's tits.
06:56Look at you.
06:59Just the softest, wettest boy.
07:03Hypothetic.
07:05You're nothing at all.
07:09Oh.
07:14Mademoiselle, are you certain of this?
07:16We don't have a choice.
07:26You know what this means, right?
07:28If we do get this V1, you and Kimiko could take some.
07:31I mean, if it made Soulja Boy mean to the virus,
07:33it could make you immune, too, like a vaccine.
07:34Yeah, or we could grow a million dicks.
07:36It's like a poosh ball, but with dicks.
07:38It's very specific, but look, there's a chance.
07:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:45No, no, no, no, no, no.
07:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:46Zoe, take it easy.
07:47Put him away, kiddo.
07:49That won't be necessary.
07:52At least, not yet.
07:54Starlight, we weren't expecting you.
07:56I take it Marie Moreau is running late?
07:58Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
08:01She set this up, actually.
08:04Did she?
08:04Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
08:08You mean the first generation V?
08:10Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with William Butcher?
08:17You can't actually be surprised, I know.
08:20But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my granddaughter?
08:28Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
08:30And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
08:33But you're still working with him.
08:35We think that Homelander's trying to get that V1.
08:39And if he does, he lives forever.
08:41And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
08:45So you're gonna keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock, or you're gonna help us out?
08:56Follow me.
09:07After you.
09:290.1% torch the world.
09:31And watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
09:36It smells near.
09:37You're right.
09:38It smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by 7-Eleven while Arby's jerked off in the corner.
09:42It's V-Bro Mango Thunder Body Spray.
09:44Fuck!
09:45Everyone, this is Maverick.
09:46Translucent son.
09:49Sup, player?
09:51Sup?
09:52Player?
09:53Starlight, I was a kid last you saw me.
09:55You sang at my dad's funeral.
09:57Maverick, hi.
09:58Um, what are you doing here?
10:00Don't you go to Gadolkin?
10:02Fuck that place.
10:03And fuck Vought.
10:04They're all a bunch of liars.
10:05They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad.
10:08Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth.
10:12It was Homelander.
10:15Homelander killed my dad.
10:19Wow.
10:20Homelander.
10:21Ugh.
10:22God.
10:23I...
10:23Fuck that.
10:24Fucking motherfucker.
10:25I've been saying it for years.
10:26This fucking...
10:27This...
10:29Fucking guy.
10:30Motherfucker.
10:30Okay, so Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau?
10:34What, are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
10:36I believe the children are our future.
10:39Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment.
10:41Follow me.
10:42If you want to know about V1, I hope you have strong stomachs.
10:47V1 was barbaric and unstable.
10:50Dr. Vought's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of endless torment.
10:54He murdered thousands, only to achieve five successes.
10:57Jesus.
10:59Even after Vought defected to the Allies, he kept testing V1 on a ready supply of U.S. servicemen.
11:04Why am I not surprised?
11:06By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians, and nothing could stand in the way of national
11:10security.
11:12Dr. Vought stabilized the formula in the 50s, and swept all mention of V1 under the rug,
11:17like every other sordid chapter in this company's history.
11:19And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
11:21Not that I've seen.
11:22You think Vought wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
11:25This is every surviving file from Project Vought's.
11:28If you want to look through them, be my guess.
11:35Zoe?
11:37Zoe, wait.
11:39What happened to your mom was awful.
11:42Look, I didn't know that Butcher was gonna...
11:46I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
11:48I promise.
11:54Promise?
11:55You promised that we'd be safe.
11:57Then I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half.
12:01I'm sorry.
12:01Then I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too.
12:06So go fuck yourself.
12:19Maybe if I'd raised you, I could've made you better.
12:22Not your fucking disappointment.
12:25Disappointment.
12:25The pitiful disappointment you are.
12:27Deep down, there's a part of you that's still a human.
12:31Hypothetic.
12:32Pathetic.
12:32Weak.
12:33You're my greatest failure.
12:34And nothing else.
12:52Oh my boy.
12:54My sweet boy.
12:55My sweet boy.
12:58What is wrong?
13:00Why are you so unhappy?
13:02My father.
13:03And my dear son.
13:05Everything.
13:06It's all falling apart.
13:08No.
13:09No, it's exactly what needed to happen.
13:12Yes.
13:13It's been foretold.
13:15You're about to ascend.
13:17Become immortal.
13:18Divine.
13:19A true god.
13:21With the love of the world.
13:24I know you think love is weak and human.
13:27But who is more loved than Jesus?
13:31And why should he have more love than you?
13:34You save more people than he does.
13:38The one true god.
13:42Jesus.
13:43How?
13:45How millions of people should you save me?
13:48Well, then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood.
13:54Rip babies from their mother's wombs.
13:57Skin parents in front of their children.
14:00Rid the world of the wicked.
14:02The non-believers.
14:06They'll call me a foster.
14:08No.
14:08The only ones left will be your faithful.
14:11And they will love you in their hearts.
14:14They'll cry happy tears that the mere thought of you.
14:18You have one last task, my love.
14:32Oh, my God.
14:50You're late.
14:51Came as soon as you texted.
14:52It's kind of far.
14:53Where?
14:54Russia.
14:55Near the border, I think.
14:57Anybody see you?
14:59Uh, no.
15:02What's that?
15:09Uh, I caught myself shaving.
15:12Trust me, you don't need to shave.
15:19So your grandpa's in there with them now?
15:24Is Butcher in there?
15:26No.
15:27But they can lead us to him.
15:29We can find him and kill him.
15:31Kill Butcher?
15:34I don't think that's a good idea.
15:35You don't think we could?
15:36He's dangerous.
15:38Look what he did to your mom.
15:39That's the point.
15:41He's not worth it.
15:42Ryan.
15:42It's not worth you getting hurt.
15:46He'd kill you.
15:48So I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand?
15:51So he...
15:51Forget it.
16:08You think I couldn't smell the tanqueray in your breath?
16:13What the fuck?
16:14Well, well, well.
16:16Ain't this my lucky fucking day.
16:18Should buy myself a lotto ticket.
16:21Thought you'd still be in touch with your girl.
16:23You never hadn't showed?
16:24I was planning to nick, so he'd text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running.
16:28But hey, fucking Christmas.
16:37Nice one.
16:39But I don't break easy no more.
16:42Not like Mallory.
16:43You're a right tough lad, ain't you?
16:45Killing an old lady and fucking off to Russia.
16:49So he was right about you.
16:52Maybe I should just put you out of your misery.
16:56You're good.
16:58But you won't.
16:58And why is that?
16:59Because we both love the same woman.
17:03And we both hate the same cunt.
17:08Look, mate, you can be as pissy with me as you like.
17:11But we both know I ain't the bad guy here.
17:16Not really.
17:18I just need us to have a proper check.
17:22That's all.
17:29Home leather.
17:30I'm here.
17:31What do you...
17:33What in the fuck?
17:37Is that milk?
17:39Better.
17:39Breast milk from the NICU at Mount Sinai.
17:42What, you ask me up here so I can watch you swim in tit-jizz?
17:45I want to give you another chance.
17:46You want to give me another chance?
17:48Yes.
17:49Help me find the V-1.
17:50I'd rather fist myself with a handful of racers.
17:54Besides, Cleopatra Jones said there's no V-1 to find.
17:56Well, there most certainly is.
17:59And I am going to find it.
18:02Yeah, what makes you so sure?
18:03An angel told me.
18:06It's my destiny.
18:08Just when I thought there was a ceiling of how fucking weird you could get.
18:11Yes, yes.
18:12Make your jokes.
18:13You've been blessed with immortality.
18:16What have you done with it?
18:18Drink and fuck yourself numb.
18:21You.
18:23You.
18:24Are a disappointment.
18:29You see, I am not going to waste my immortality.
18:36I am going to take what's rightfully mine.
18:38I'm asking you if you want to see to the table because you're my father.
18:41But with or without you, a reckoning is coming.
18:48You know, all I see is a freak.
18:50A freak with a bushel of gray pubes.
18:55Try some juice for men.
19:11What's Fort Harmony?
19:12I have no idea.
19:13It's all over these memos.
19:14What did they say?
19:15I don't know.
19:17The text is encrypted, but I think I can crack it.
19:19You couldn't possibly.
19:20It's 1944.
19:21There's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back then.
19:25Give me an hour.
19:29What the fuck is that?
19:43Hey.
19:44Sorry, just, uh, you might want to lighten up on that Vibro Mango Thunder.
19:50That is, that is musky.
19:53My dad was in the first campaign.
19:55Vanish into freshness.
19:56It just smells like him, you know?
19:59I'm sorry about your dad.
20:01I, I, I lost mine, too.
20:04I'm sorry to hear that.
20:05It's just, it's crazy, right?
20:07Walk around one day feeling fine, and then, I don't know where the pain just hits you like a truck.
20:13Like, just takes the wind out of you.
20:15You guys are trying to take down Homelander, right?
20:17Let me help.
20:18Look, Maverick, I, I don't think that's such a good idea.
20:20It's really dangerous.
20:22I don't care.
20:23He fucking killed my dad.
20:24It's the only thing I can think about.
20:26I know that you want this to mean something,
20:27but it's never going to make sense.
20:30And the more that you try, the less sense it'll make.
20:34Trust me.
20:35I know.
20:37What am I supposed to do?
20:38Honestly, just let go.
20:41Live your life.
20:42Be happy.
20:43Fall in love with someone.
20:45I do have a girlfriend.
20:46Really?
20:47Sloan.
20:49She's an alpaca.
20:53Cool.
20:53Just maybe think about what your dad would want for you, and then do that.
20:58That's what I'm trying to do, anyway.
21:00Yuri?
21:01Yeah.
21:02Can I, um, can I just talk to you for a quick second?
21:05Yeah.
21:09Stop.
21:15Another mention of Fort Harmony from 1963.
21:19But you're as a scanner, no?
21:20He does.
21:21Maybe your resolution is good enough so we can make out some of the text.
21:24Okay.
21:25Go with him.
21:26Sounds good.
21:27I've been watching pornography, and I'd like to try out some cunnilingus.
21:34I don't understand.
21:36All you do is get him on the blower and tell him you want to see him.
21:40He rocks up, you chuck the shit in his face, and that'll be it.
21:45Why me?
21:46Because he won't leave the Fortress of Cunnitude for anyone else.
21:49So this is what you want to talk to me about?
21:51Killing my dad?
21:53Listen, mate.
21:54Is that all you think I'm good for?
21:55I ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more, all right?
21:57You're done with that.
21:58I'm Lando wrecked you, Mum.
22:00He's gonna burn everything down, and you are the only one who can stop him.
22:05Now, normally I don't put no stock in any of that bollocks about destiny.
22:09But if anyone's got one, it's you.
22:16I throw this virus at him.
22:19What'll happen to me?
22:22He'll die.
22:26I'll be close by, and we'll go together.
22:28I'll be close by, and we'll go together.
22:30Look.
22:33I ain't gonna lie here.
22:35This...
22:35This is...
22:37Not what your mum wanted.
22:38But it's the only way.
22:41And it will be...
22:43Justice.
22:46You're asking me to kill myself?
22:50You wouldn't be the first lad to throw his life away in a war, but you would be the
22:55first to save the world, do you, isn't it?
23:10I'll fetch us a point, though.
23:20I mean, no wonder Soldier Boy's getting all this heat.
23:23He's a fucking Nepo Daddy.
23:25Like, he's not even that good looking.
23:26Like, his hair's doing most of the heavy lifting.
23:30Like, you shave his head, he's the gayest sailor at Fleet Week.
23:33Seriously, man, thanks for letting me tag along.
23:36I need a win.
23:38Will you just tell me this?
23:40Homelander really didn't want me to come along.
23:41He didn't, like, mention my name even once.
23:48Why'd he ask them?
23:55Keep heading south.
23:59So, like, what's your story?
24:03My story?
24:04Yeah.
24:05I was born on a sugar bush.
24:06A maple farm.
24:07One day when I was five, my parents died in a tidal wave of molasses.
24:10Then I was raised by four geese and agoraphobic fox in a crystal cave where they taught me the ways
24:13of the soil and the salts until Gerald, that's the oldest goose, revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of
24:19Robin Williams.
24:20And then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to Ork because Mork and Mindy is a Netflix documentary.
24:26Orson married us.
24:29And the rest is history.
24:35Homelander asked you to come along?
24:39Personally.
24:40Donned away!
24:41Boy, we're opened!
24:41Holy moly moly, moly, moly, moly, moly!
24:43Keep struggling, moly, moly, moly.
24:45Lends away!
24:50Have you ever heard of Fang, a hell?
25:01Hui said the V1 could be a cure.
25:03You really think so?
25:05It would give us more time.
25:12What would you want to do?
25:14We could travel.
25:16I can DJ in Berlin.
25:18Nothing to tie us down.
25:20Never in the same place twice.
25:27Do you want that for your kids?
25:29Of course not.
25:30Which is why I would never have any.
25:40You want children?
25:44Three.
25:45Two girls and a boy, a house by the water, and maybe a Bernadoodle.
25:49Peace and quiet.
25:50After all this killing, I just want a place to call home.
26:13Here.
26:16I told her you were 30.
26:18Fuck the liver, fuck lice.
26:21Here's to the bird who sits on your face.
26:28Where'd you pick that up?
26:29Me old man.
26:30You're too close?
26:32No, not really.
26:34He was a piss artist.
26:37Used to lose all his money on the GGs.
26:41Horses.
26:42And then he'd come home, beat the living daylights out of Len and me.
26:46And then later, laugh about it with his mates.
26:50He was a right cunt.
26:51Where's he now?
26:52Bottom of the Thames.
26:54I put him there just the other day.
26:58I only wish I'd done it sooner.
27:00Before he caused more...
27:04More damage.
27:08Butchard.
27:10Do you think that I could ever...
27:13That I might turn into my dad?
27:19I don't know.
27:25My mom.
27:27And Grace.
27:29The others.
27:30All I do is just hurt people.
27:33I can't be around anyone.
27:40Without us.
27:42Without Sooks.
27:45The world is a better, safer place.
27:54I'll do it.
28:07Following the mass arrests of suspected starlighters, protestors have taken to the streets and clashed
28:12violently with superheroes and police alike.
28:15It's all so tediously predictable.
28:18Insurgency.
28:19Counterinsurgency.
28:20Liberation.
28:21Crackdown.
28:22Round and round she goes.
28:25It's not a good time to say I've always found you super fucking creepy.
28:29Oh, hold on a second.
28:31I got something.
28:32Check that out.
28:33So, Fort Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vaught worked.
28:37The government designated it top secret and then decommissioned it after the war.
28:42Why is that square blurry?
28:43That's what the military does to keep classified facilities hidden.
28:46Now, I'll bet you a porterhouse at Luger's, that's where Vaught was testing the V1.
28:50If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
28:52Hmm.
29:00Were you followed?
29:00Hell nah.
29:01Homelander's looking for the V1 just like we are.
29:03It's only a matter of time before he found you.
29:05We're at 90 feet below solid concrete.
29:07The door is munitions gray, ballistics resistant.
29:10Same as a norad bunker in giant mountain.
29:11It will hold.
29:14Better hope so.
29:23Oh, thank fuck.
29:24It won't hold forever.
29:26So, we're trapped down here.
29:27What's the plan?
29:28Wait.
29:29Has anyone seen Zoe?
29:31Is there any clothes?
29:31Sorry.
29:31Oh, my God.
30:18Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, my God.
30:52Oh, my God.
30:57Oh, my God.
31:19Oh, my God.
31:32Oh, my God.
31:37Oh, my God.
31:38I cannot allow you to leave.
31:43Please, don't make me shoot you, Papa.
31:50She tried to kill us both.
31:52She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
31:58Go.
32:18Zoe, pick up.
32:19Listen to me.
32:20Do not come home until I tell you to.
32:22It's not safe.
32:23You understand?
32:24Call me.
32:25Do we know when she left?
32:29Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
32:31Can we get out that way?
32:34That's precisely where Noir is patrolling.
32:36Well, if that's the case, what are you packing?
32:43Whoa.
32:44Oh, I've been looking for those.
32:50Or a blank.
32:53$500 a stick.
32:54Oh, my God.
33:21You know, my father spent his whole life fighting Vaude, and here I am smoking a fucking
33:27cigar with Stan Edgar.
33:30I remember your father, you know.
33:34He was impressive.
33:36Over 30 Ivy League attorneys had Vaude, and one small-time Harlem lawyer made them work
33:42weekends and holidays.
33:44Damn fucking straight he did.
33:46But he couldn't win.
33:49It's why.
33:50Ultimately, you won't win either.
33:53You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
33:54You know that, right?
33:55Who?
33:56Vaude?
33:57Please.
33:58It's more powerful than Vaude, or Homelander, more powerful than nature or light itself.
34:03It's profit and loss, supply and demand, the elegant flow of currency across the globe.
34:10We're just cogs in a great machine.
34:14And we all have our part to play.
34:19Say you kill Soldier Boy, or Homelander, or even release this virus.
34:22When superheroes go out of fashion, something else will just take their place.
34:27Because corporations must still grow.
34:32Money must still be made.
34:34The machine must still be fed.
34:38That is the way of the world.
34:42Motherfucker.
34:45When this is all over, you're aiming to run Vaude again, ain't you?
34:49Like I said, we all have our part to play.
34:52Mm-hmm.
34:56If that day ever comes, I have a part to play too.
35:01And that's to put a bullet in your fucking skull.
35:10Finally.
35:11Ha ha.
35:12Showtime.
35:13Hey kids, do you love America?
35:16And basic knife skills?
35:17Making s'mores?
35:18And marching?
35:19Then sign up for the Homelander youth.
35:21You'll learn wilderness survival, campfire songs, how to field strip a rifle, and the
35:26best way to sniff out stinky starlighter rats.
35:30So if you're 8 or 18, you can join the fun.
35:33Sign up for the Homelander youth and be tomorrow's heroes today.
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35:41We've got equipment for it.
35:42It's clear, Professor.
35:45Who needs soups when we can get fucking kids to do it?
35:48Listen.
35:49I want you to put crime analytics on finding the V1.
35:52It's out there.
35:53Oh.
35:54I know it.
35:55How many people do you want on?
35:58Everyone.
35:59It's all we do from now on.
36:01Awesome.
36:01I want our entire pharma division working on literally nothing but recreating the V1 formula.
36:07Vought, destroy the original formula.
36:09That could take years.
36:10Skip animal testing.
36:11You have camps for the criminals?
36:13Just start using them.
36:14Mm-hmm.
36:17Good.
36:21Mm-hmm.
36:22This is wonderful.
36:30Well, howdy, boss.
36:32What are you drinking?
36:42it's an honor to have a great american like yourself on the show
36:46i guess it runs in the family huh homelander's father dang
36:52the glock huh never saw the appeal in foreign made guns well this ain't your granddaddy's
36:59glock this here's a nine millimeter gen 5 7 round capacity with a crisp fucking break
37:06well mine's a much longer barrel battle proven all-american cult 1911 chambered in 45 acp
37:16that'll blow your fucking panties off now that little glock that's good for a late night harlem
37:23stroll but uh this here that's a certified crop dealer i think you mean an antique i mean a classic
37:29you want to give it a try now some can't handle the kick something tells me you'll do just fine
37:56i got hated do you i haven't fucked that hard since
38:03since i railed sherry lewis on the balcony of studio 54 i ain't got no idea who that is
38:11hey why the hairless pussy i mean what's the point of going down there if you're not gonna
38:16get a fat face full of fur what's that how a homelander likes you like a baby
38:25more like a mother
38:29but you two have fuck right
38:35damn i gotta admit i was kind of just doing this as petty revenge against the freak
38:40that's terrible who would do such a thing you shouldn't say that about your son
38:47well he thinks he's better than me
38:48he doesn't
38:51how do you know
38:52i don't know much but i can read people and the way he looks at you
38:58shoot i never should look at nobody like that
39:07it's not exactly a compliment though he is the strangest motherfucker i've ever known
39:12and i've had a threesome with gary bucey
39:21here there's someone i want you to meet
39:27is this
39:29tear
39:30my mom told me all about you
39:33hey boy where's he been
39:34me aunt judy's been looking after him
39:36does he still help everything
39:39gentleman of his age
39:41well he does his best
39:48ryan
39:50kamiko
39:50wait you you can talk
39:59tell me
40:00he's all gone
40:03where is samir
40:04we let him leave with zoe
40:05we're not all monsters you fucking
40:09monster
40:14you dutch or i'll never make war
40:16so back off
40:31we're still gonna go after homelander right
40:32not today we're not
40:34then when
40:35i don't know a week
40:37maybe a month
40:40we don't have a month
40:41he's gonna burn everything down like you said let's just go now
40:46not without the virus
40:47but you said i was strong enough
40:49you said i was the only one who could stop him
40:51you said it was my destiny
40:52i just said that
40:53so you'd get him out of tower
40:56without the germ
40:57you'd just be another stupid kid
40:59on a fucking suicide run
41:03same old lying pathetic asshole
41:08ryan
41:10ryan
41:16all right kid
41:17this is a halothane grenade
41:18what you do is
41:19you pull the pin
41:20you toss it
41:21and you run like hell
41:23also make sure you don't inhale
41:24or else you're gonna knock yourself out too
41:26once all the bodies are down
41:28and the smoke clears
41:28we'll come out and get you
41:29got it
41:30yeah got it
41:32maverick
41:34be careful
41:41hewie
41:44hey
41:44i know
41:45i'm sorry
41:45it's just
41:47he's a really good kid
41:49i mean if we find the v1
41:50i think we should give him some
41:51hewie
41:52come on
41:53how many more people
41:54are we gonna kill
41:55and then their kids come after us
41:57and then we kill them
41:58and it's this vicious cycle
41:59that never fucking ends
42:01maybe we'll never be able to break it
42:02but we have to at least try
42:11what was that for?
42:12it's just uh
42:15it's been a long time
42:16since i've been around someone
42:17who is actually trying to
42:19make things better
42:20instead of stopping them
42:21from getting worse
42:24you think the v1
42:25you think the v1 can save us
42:27fuck yeah i do
42:29he's at the hatch
42:44what's this
42:56what's this
42:58what's this
43:01What the fuck is this?
43:03Hey, I got an invisible kid here.
43:05This stinks like V-Bro Mango Thunder body spray.
43:08Here, take him. Shit burns my nose.
43:10Maverick? Is that you, bro?
43:12You with Edgar?
43:13You were one of my dad's best friends.
43:15How come you never told me it was Homelander that killed him?
43:17Bro, Homelander didn't kill your dad.
43:20It was Butcher's Crew.
43:22You know, it was that sus French student, Starlight's boyfriend.
43:25What's his name? I want to see Howie.
43:26They blew him up, stuffed his body parts in a box, and dropped him in the East River.
43:30Saw it with my own eyes.
43:32No cap on God, bro.
43:44Does it look like the Deep is talking to an invisible person?
43:47Fuck.
43:52Fuck.
43:56Fuck.
44:06We were just here.
44:20God damn it.
44:21Fuck, there's not enough power.
44:26Slithery motherfucker.
44:30I mean, instant karma, but fuck.
44:32Okay, we gotta go out front.
44:34Stick together.
44:38Yo!
44:39Nice work, BroboCop.
44:49Nice work.
44:56I'm from the park.
44:56I've made this happen.
45:01I've made, this place.
45:02I've made this happen.
45:02You know, I've made this happen.
45:05It's here.
45:06I've made this happen.
45:07I've made this happen.
45:09I've made this happen.
45:15Sorry bro, don't hate the player, hate the game.
45:57Don't kill me!
45:58Don't kill me!
46:08Where's you?
46:09It was you, wasn't it?
46:11You killed my dad.
46:12Get the fuck off me.
46:14Where are you?
46:17Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
46:19You sick fuck.
46:20You're right, you're right.
46:21It was me.
46:22It was me.
46:23I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad, too.
46:26You fucking psycho.
46:27Just wait, just wait.
46:28Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
46:31Not your dad, but still, I was angry and scared.
46:38And I felt all this hate, and I'm sorry.
46:41I shouldn't have done it.
46:42It's not the answer.
46:43It's the only answer, motherfucker.
46:49Raderick, stop.
46:51I don't want to fight you.
46:52What?
47:10I don't want to fight me.
47:47There's Maverick.
47:50She doesn't have her.
47:54It's okay.
47:56It's okay.
48:00Everything's gonna be okay.
48:05I'm here.
48:27Dad?
48:29Ryan.
48:31Hey, you.
48:33I'm really glad you called.
48:35I knew you weren't.
48:37It's like a miracle.
48:42Like the upgrade?
48:43Do you remember when you took me here?
48:46Pretended to care about me?
48:48I do care about you, son.
48:50I love you.
48:54I need to ask you for...
48:56My forgiveness?
48:58You already have it.
48:59Okay?
49:00Let me finish.
49:01I put too much pressure on you to fill my boots and I realize now that, well, that was impossible.
49:13But I do have some pretty exciting news.
49:16I am going to live forever now.
49:21I'll realize my own legacy.
49:23And you, you're off the hook.
49:27You can do whatever...
49:28Did you do it?
49:29Did you rape my mom?
49:31What?
49:32Of course not.
49:34Who told...
49:35Did William Butcher tell you that?
49:38Your mother and I, we had an affair.
49:42A consensual affair between the two adults.
49:45Your heart's racing.
49:45Well, yeah, because I'm shocked.
49:47And frankly, my heart's breaking a little bit that you could think I would do something like that.
49:56Ryan.
49:56Ryan, son.
50:02Ryan.
50:03I don't know where this is coming from because your mother, she came on to me.
50:10Ryan.
50:11Son.
50:13Ryan.
50:14Look what came out of it.
50:15My son.
50:16A blessing.
50:37Ryan.
50:38Look at what you made me do.
50:52It's okay...
50:56My sweet sweet boy.
51:00Ahhhh!
51:06Ugh ugh..
51:08Böh.
51:09ahhhh.
51:10Ahhhhh.
51:33Okay, so the virus is gone.
51:36Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher went after Ryan.
51:40Probably getting lasered as we speak.
51:42And Homelander, Scott Edgar.
51:43If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
51:45We are so fucked.
51:46Like anal DP1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's both pumping away on some poor girl fucked.
51:50Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
51:54No.
51:55Okay, I do have some good news.
51:58We were able to make out some of the reductive text.
52:01In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts was found dead in the woods near this Fort Harmony.
52:06The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open.
52:14And this is good news?
52:16Oh yeah.
52:17The files are no longer reducted.
52:20Okay.
52:21Well, that's where we're headed.
52:43Danny?
52:45Wait!
52:46Wait!
52:47You could have died, Huey!
52:48I'm okay.
52:49I'm here.
52:49But I think if that happened, I just, I wouldn't come back from that.
52:53This was easier when I was on my own.
52:55Danny.
52:55Well, I had my time, I'm dying.
52:58Don't want nobody more.
53:02All I want for you to do is take my body home.
53:09Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
53:13Well, well, well.
53:16Well, well, well.
53:18Well, well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
53:20Jesus is going to make him a dying baby.
53:28All I want for you to do is take my body home.
53:35Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
53:39Well, well, well.
53:42Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
53:46That Jesus is going to make him a dying baby.
53:57We have much to discuss.
54:04Lord, in my time of dying, don't want nobody to cry.
54:12All I want you to do is take me when I die.
54:18I love you.
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